06x37 - The Agent

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Darwin? Aghhh!
Darwin? Aghhh!

Darwin, where are you?!

-There you are!
-Argh, man!

My makeup's running,

and there's no toilet paper
in the whole school!

You really didn't need
to go that far.

Au contraire,
the make-up's great.

And a one-piece bias-cut
polyester pant suit

with crystal accents and a
bobble hem is totally en vogue.

I have no idea
what you just said,

but, hey, what about me?

-Hmm, you like like a --
-I know...

a secret agent.

I was gonna say
undertaker.
Oh.

Why are you dressed
like that anyway?

Well, it all started
at swim club...

[ Inhales deeply,
muffled grunting ]

And...?

Wait for it.

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[ Coughing, grunting ]

[ Coughing ]

Yeah. I don't think
swim club is for you.

Half the school
isn't suited to swim club.

I mean, there's Teri...

You never know which
bit of her's

gonna clog the filter first.

[ Screams ]

And then there's William,
surely the chlorine in the water

is going to sting his...
everything.

Shh, he'll hear you.

Doesn't have ears.

I think you hurt
his feelings.

How could you tell?

He's kinda hard to read
without an eyebrow...

...or mouth or cheeks
or nostrils.

I think we better
get out of here

before the coach
dives in the --

Too late.

Wait, where's our clothes?

[ Gasps ]
They've been stolen!

Oh, you know
what this means.

Nurse:
"See, a perfect fit,

and they're exactly
like your old clothes"...

...are words that have
never been uttered

in Lost & Found.
Anyway, you're in luck.

Mr. Corneille and I
do ballroom dancing

and our costumes got
shrunk in the wash,

so this is all I got.

This is all you have?

Okay, this is all I have.

Geez, since when were you
so hot on grammar?

He means, we can't
possibly wear those...

without accessories.

Hmpf!
Wish I never asked.

That flashback was so long,
I've grown roots.

But why the wig?

It looks weird
without it.

Rocky:
Uh, excuse me, kids.

Somebody stole the PA speaker,
and I gotta fix it.

[ Screaming ]

[ Coughs ]

[ As Sean Connery ] Well,
they will give him some...

odd jobs.

This is how it's
gonna be, isn't it?

That's what secret agents
do, right?

Make light quips after
horrific workplace accidents.

[ Toilet flushes ]

Nigel:
What is it with this place?

People stealing
the toilet rolls now!

You two, my office.
But, sir,
we didn't steal --

and now I've lost my train
of thought completely.

Watterson, tell me,
what do you know about hacking

a central intelligence
data server?

You just bypass
the storage controller,

tap into the VNX array head
and disable the IDS.

Why, sir?

Crossword clue.

Nah, doesn't fit. Never mind.

Anyway, do you know anything

about all this stuff
being stolen?

-Well, I, uh...
-My thoughts precisely.

The toilet roll, the PA system,

and, judging by that Italian
waiter outfit, your clothes.

I want you to find out
who is stealing them,

what they plan to do
with them, and why.

But, sir, why choose me
for this mission?

Because, Watterson,
you and you alone...

happened to be passing.

That's all.

Oh, and, Watterson?

Yes, sir?

Close the door
on the way out.

And, Watterson?

Yes, sir?

I've forgotten.

And, Watterson?
Just ignore him
or we'll never get out.

Okay, so, what are
we gonna do?

Oh, don't worry your
pretty face about it.

Leave it to
the professionals.

Now, there's clearly some
evil mastermind behind all this,

overseeing his plans
in a secret lair,

stroking a cat.

[ Gasps ]

Uh-huh.

Your time's up, Mist--

What the -- Darwin?

Well, you were
disrespecting me!

Ah, yeah, I'm sorry.

You're right.
Thank you.

You do look weird
without the wig.

What are you doing
in here, anyway?

Checking the surveillance.

Of course, an agent

is only as good
as his intelligence.

Yep, that rules us out.

Okay, someone else's
intelligence.

And I think I know
just the robot...

-Bobert!
-Yes.

I was trying
to be mysterious.

But Bobert's the only robot
we know.

Yes! All right!

So, Bobert,
we need you to

help us work out who's been
stealing -- actually scrap that!

We need gadgets!
What's this?!

It looks like
an ordinary fountain pen.

Yeah, yeah?!
Yeah, yeah?!

Because it is an ordinary
fountain pen.

Oh.
What about this?

Now, pay attention.

A typical black belt.

But turn the buckle
like so...

and it is a typical
brown belt.

-What about this?
-Dude, that's just a flower.

But, hey, now I really
do look like a --

Friendless dork
on prom night.

[ Warbling, static ]

[ Whirring ]

Whoa!

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Bobert, are you okay?!

[ Gasps ] Look,
there goes the stolen stuff!

We better go after it.

What about Bobert?

Oh, he seems
'armless enough.

That's not what
I axed.

Maybe we should
lend him a --

Let's go and find
my arms, please.

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Come on!

I'm doing all this
in heels, remember!

Oh, guys, did you see
anything fly by here?

No, I didn't.
Oh, oh, oh, aah!

[ Gasps ] Quick!

But my top lip...

it's naked.

Let me fix that.

There.

Huh?

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What?
Where did it all go?

Don't worry,
we'll find it.

A secret agent must use
every means

at his disposal
to achieve his objective.

Stealth, intelligence,
tenacity,

a British car...
[ Gasps ] You!

...grappling hooks,
binoculars...
Gumball, I know who it is!

wet wipes,
comprehensive insurance...
It's -- Aaaaaaah!

[ Gasps ] Darwin!

It's all right.
It's quite all right, really.

We'll have all the time
in the --

-Gumball!
-Oh, you're down there.

Hold on, I'm coming!

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Look, Bernice, that cat
just flung a wig at us.

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Gumball? Gumball?!

Gumball!

Mysterious Voice:
It is no use.

Nobody can hear you.

My identity will remain a secret
as long as you're down here.

You won't get away with this!

And who is going
to stop me?

I am!

I knew I'd find you
sewer or later.

[ Grunts ]

[ Creeeeeeeak! ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Grunting ]

W-W-Wah! Oh!

[ Creak! Clang! ]

Ah, come on.

Gumball, I know
who the villain is!

-It's --
-Me!

For years I've been
ignored, ridiculed,

a literal no-body.

Well, not anymore!

Sorry.
Who are you?

It's William!

Can't you see the PA system,

Bob's moustache,
the toilet rolls?

That's right.

I, William,
stole it all.

Wait, what about
our clothes?

I didn't steal
your clothes.

Why would I steal
your clothes?

Come, come,
give me some credit

for having a little taste.

Oh, yeah,

we put them in the locker,
didn't we?

-Mm.
-Ohh. Of course.

Yeah, well, maybe
you should've stolen
a full-length mirror.

You look like an accident
in a thrift store.
What?!

Uh, I think we better
get out of here

and tell Principal Brown.

No.

Aah!

[ Grunts ]

I'll get to
Principal Brown first

and tell him you did it.

You were at every
crime scene!

You are the prime suspects!

You will take the blame!

Yeah, but you are literally
made of the evidence.

Good point,
I'll leave him a note.

Well, he, uh, never did
have a head for heights.

At least make them
relevant!

Come on!
Help me with this!

We're about to be framed
for something we didn't do!

Nah, could be worse. At least,
it's not filling with --

[ Rumble! ]

Aaaaaah! Now what?!

[ Gasps ] I got it!
Yeah?

I think the body of evidence
is in our favor.

No!

Ah, stop panicking.

You're a fish,
you can breathe underwater.

Yeah, but you can't.

Help!

Help!

Someone help us!

Help us, please!

Help!

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Help!

-Bobert!
-Bobert!

Of course, there's a homing
device in my flower!

No, it's in my arms, and they're
heading to the school.

Wait, without your arms,
how are you steering?

Good point.

Aaaaaaaah!

[ Peaceful music plays ]

[ Clang! Whoosh! ]

[ Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip! ]

[ Shink! ]

Hmpf?
Nerrrrr...

[ All screaming ]

I'm in control!
But out of gas.

[ Siren wailing ]

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Aaaah!

Ahead two-thirds!

[ Horn blaring ]

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Aaaaaaaah!

[ Sloooooop! ]

[ Sluuuump! Clang! ]

I can't swim!

You won't have to!

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Is this as fast
as it goes?

Oh, wait, what does
this button do?

-No, no, no --
-Whoa!

It's the ejector seat.

Aaah!

Mayday!
Mayday!

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Yeah, Bobert,
you're invincib--

Aaaaah!

Darwin!

Don't worry,
leave it to double -- Oh!

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[ Grunts ]

Aaah!
[ Groaning ]

Hey!

[ Grunts ]

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[ Clears throat, sniffs ]

[ Whirring ]

You're too late!
Am I?

I think you'll find I've
got a license to spill...

the beans -- on you,
just to be clear.

-Yes?
-Principal Brown,

I did it.

You did it?
And to think I trusted you!

What? No, no, no I meant
the mission, I completed it!

The culprit's right here!

Other Watterson,
I should have known.

But Robot Child,
I'm very disappointed in you.

Detention for
all three of you.

No,
but it was William!

William?!

-Who's William?
-That one.

Don't be ridiculous,
where's your proof?

Gumball,
give him your flower.

I, uh, don't see
how that's gonna help.

No, open the stem.

Gadgets!

I, William,
stole it all.

Really! A week's detention
for you...

William.
William. William.

William. And return

all this stuff at once,

but not this.

[ Whirring ]

Let's, uh, get out
of these old things, hmm?

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Okay, I just need to
sign these back in.

Your name?

Watterson,
Gumball Watterson.

Is that all one word,
or with a hyphen?

What?
Like
Watterson Gumball Watterson

or Watterson
Gumball-Hyphen-Watterson.

No, no, no, it's Watterson.

Gumball Watterson.

Like double-barreled?

No, Watterson,
Gumball Watterson.

Oh, so, Gumball is
your middle name?

Just forget it.

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