05x23 - I Used To Be A Peoples
Posted: 01/03/23 12:19
[ANIMAL SOUNDS]
Go! [TITLE MUSIC]
T
-E
-E
-N T
-I
-T
-A
-N
-S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING]
T
-TEEN, T
-TEE
-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [SNAIL VOCALIZING]
Ah, the joy of reading.
Oh, the yes.
I, too, love the literature.
Looking at them words is making me hungry, yo.
[ALL CHATTERING]
CYBORG: I could sure use a little eaty.
[ALL CHOMPING, BURPING]
[ALL SIGHING]
The foods have made me the sleepy.
I shall now take the nap.
- CYBORG: That sounds pretty good to me.
- BEAST BOY: I'm feeling the nap, yo.
[ALL SNORING]
Titans! [ALL SCREAM]
Why are you interrupting our nap? Because clearly, you are all spending too much time together.
- How is that a bad thing?
- Are we not the team? Yes, and that is the problem.
We used to be people, too.
You means I used to be a peoples? Yes, and you can still be a peoples.
We just need to start spending more time apart.
Living our own lives, chasing our own dreams.
You's right, bro.
I gots to start living my own life.
Now, excuse me, I gots to go drop the kids off at the pool.
- Oh, yes.
- Yep, pooping sounds like a great idea.
[SNARLING]
[BEEPING]
I demand that we all spend the rest of the day apart.
Let's find out who we would be if we weren't members of the Teen Titans.
I will gladly join you in that endeavor.
[SNARLING]
I said, apart.
And that's an order! [ALL SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, man.
What's kind of peoples am I gonna be without my best friends? [SNORING]
Sticky Joe! Hmm, I gots me an idea.
Whoa, Sticky.
[GIGGLES]
I'mma learn to be my owns people by being Sticky Joe.
[MUSIC]
- What up?
- Mmm.
Oh, I mean "Howdy!" [GIGGLES]
- Howdy!
- Wow.
Howdy! Howdy! [HORN HONKS]
BEAST BOY: Howdy.
Yahoo! [ALARM BLARING]
[ALL MUTTERING]
- Howdy.
- ALL: Huh? [CHUCKLING]
Howdy.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
Howdy! [SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
Now how am I gonna become my own peoples? STICKY JOE: Howdy? [GASPS]
[GIBBERING]
I gets it now.
It doesn't matter what you're wearing on the outside because howdys come from the heart.
And if your howdys are true, you'll never be blue.
- Aww.
- Oh.
Howdy.
Sticky Joe, you's a Bohemian treasure.
Howdy.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Whoo! I suppose spending time apart from the friends is the beneficial.
I have neglected my secret agent duties for too long.
This is the agent Ooo Ooo 7.
I shall now engage the secret mission.
Ah, the illustrious Agent Ooo Ooo 7.
I am here to thwart the nefarious plans.
I'm afraid you're too late.
With the push of a button, my laser will I see you enjoy stroking the kitty.
I was saying, with the push of a button,
- my laser will
- May I stroke the kitty? Ugh.
If I say yes, will you let me finish saying my evil plan?
- Joy!
- With the push of a button, my STARFIRE: Oh, kitty.
Meow, meow, meow.
She is now the prettiest of the kitties.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
You really don't care about my laser, do you? I finally have a moment to do my evil speech, and all you do is care about a cat.
[CAT MEOWS]
- Can you do the blaming of me?
- No.
Would you, too, like to frolic with the kitty? Mmm.
Very much.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Now, if you will excuse me, I must thwart your doomsday plans.
Thwart! [BEEPS]
Thwart, thwart, thwart! Thwart! Agent Ooo Ooo 7 has accomplished the mission and spent the time apart from the friends.
Joy! [EXCLAIMING]
If I can't spend time with the Titans, I'll kick it with my other best friend.
Oh, yeah.
Quality time.
I shall finally be the true overlord of the macrocosm.
[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]
You're lucky I'm not there, Musclelor.
[YAWNS]
Otherwise, I would whoop you good.
[SNORING]
[EXCLAIMS]
Oh, my goodness.
I've been transported into Him
-Guy's macro cosmos.
This is amazing.
[MUSCLELOR LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
You've awakened to your doom, Him
-Guy.
You will never defeat me with your scrawny limbs.
[LAUGHING]
Just wait till I beef up.
By the power of muscle.
[ECHOING]
I have the muscles! Hey, this sword didn't give me any muscles.
I guess there's no shortcut for a hot bod.
I'm gonna have to put in the hard work.
Four lifting sessions per week, two days upper body with a bench press focus, two days lower body, and that's gonna be squats and deadlifts.
I should see some gains in four to six months.
[LAUGHING]
You'll never be this jacked.
Hyah! Hyah! Hoo
-hoo
-ha! Only modern techniques like P44Z can give you sick gains like these.
My tried
-and
-true method will prevail.
I'll see you in four to six months, Musclelor! You'll never be as jacked as me.
Never! [MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
HIM
-GUY: We're ready.
Ha! Hoo, hoo, ha!
- HIM
-GUY: Musclelor.
- Huh? Such gains in four to six months.
Like I said, no shortcuts.
Now we'll see who's the real overlord of the macrocosm.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
I'll be back, Him
-Guy! Me and my pythons will be ready.
What? Where? Hoo, doggie! It was all a dream.
Or was it? Let's hit the gym.
Yee
-haw! Hmm.
Maybe I have been spending too much time with the other Titans.
I do love being alone.
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
[FARTS]
- Ugh.
- How [SIGHS]
[CHIRPING]
Aww.
[FARTS]
[SNARLS]
Mmm.
[GIGGLING]
[FARTS]
Ugh! [FARTING]
Aah! [FARTING]
[BURPS]
[SHRIEKS]
[FARTS]
No, no, no.
[FARTING]
[FARTS]
[ENGINE SPUTTERING, FARTS]
Ugh! Ah, that's better.
[FARTS]
Ugh.
[PIANO MUSIC]
Yes.
Whoo! [ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC]
I finally got the Titans out of the tower.
Time to be my own peoples.
[WHOOPING]
Yes! Ooh, look at this one.
Oh.
[LAUGHS]
Look at all this.
[LAUGHING EXCITEDLY]
Yes! Whoo
-hoo! Ha
-ha! Always wanted to do that.
Hmm.
Why not? [SIGHS]
Whew.
Ha
-ha! Yes! Whoo
-hoo
-hoo! [CREATURE GROWLING]
[WATCH BEEPING]
[BEEPING]
[SWALLOWS]
[b*mb BEEPING RAPIDLY]
[MELODIOUS TUNE PLAYING ON WATCH]
Go! [TITLE MUSIC]
T
-E
-E
-N T
-I
-T
-A
-N
-S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING]
T
-TEEN, T
-TEE
-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [SNAIL VOCALIZING]
Ah, the joy of reading.
Oh, the yes.
I, too, love the literature.
Looking at them words is making me hungry, yo.
[ALL CHATTERING]
CYBORG: I could sure use a little eaty.
[ALL CHOMPING, BURPING]
[ALL SIGHING]
The foods have made me the sleepy.
I shall now take the nap.
- CYBORG: That sounds pretty good to me.
- BEAST BOY: I'm feeling the nap, yo.
[ALL SNORING]
Titans! [ALL SCREAM]
Why are you interrupting our nap? Because clearly, you are all spending too much time together.
- How is that a bad thing?
- Are we not the team? Yes, and that is the problem.
We used to be people, too.
You means I used to be a peoples? Yes, and you can still be a peoples.
We just need to start spending more time apart.
Living our own lives, chasing our own dreams.
You's right, bro.
I gots to start living my own life.
Now, excuse me, I gots to go drop the kids off at the pool.
- Oh, yes.
- Yep, pooping sounds like a great idea.
[SNARLING]
[BEEPING]
I demand that we all spend the rest of the day apart.
Let's find out who we would be if we weren't members of the Teen Titans.
I will gladly join you in that endeavor.
[SNARLING]
I said, apart.
And that's an order! [ALL SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, man.
What's kind of peoples am I gonna be without my best friends? [SNORING]
Sticky Joe! Hmm, I gots me an idea.
Whoa, Sticky.
[GIGGLES]
I'mma learn to be my owns people by being Sticky Joe.
[MUSIC]
- What up?
- Mmm.
Oh, I mean "Howdy!" [GIGGLES]
- Howdy!
- Wow.
Howdy! Howdy! [HORN HONKS]
BEAST BOY: Howdy.
Yahoo! [ALARM BLARING]
[ALL MUTTERING]
- Howdy.
- ALL: Huh? [CHUCKLING]
Howdy.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
Howdy! [SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIGHS]
Now how am I gonna become my own peoples? STICKY JOE: Howdy? [GASPS]
[GIBBERING]
I gets it now.
It doesn't matter what you're wearing on the outside because howdys come from the heart.
And if your howdys are true, you'll never be blue.
- Aww.
- Oh.
Howdy.
Sticky Joe, you's a Bohemian treasure.
Howdy.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Whoo! I suppose spending time apart from the friends is the beneficial.
I have neglected my secret agent duties for too long.
This is the agent Ooo Ooo 7.
I shall now engage the secret mission.
Ah, the illustrious Agent Ooo Ooo 7.
I am here to thwart the nefarious plans.
I'm afraid you're too late.
With the push of a button, my laser will I see you enjoy stroking the kitty.
I was saying, with the push of a button,
- my laser will
- May I stroke the kitty? Ugh.
If I say yes, will you let me finish saying my evil plan?
- Joy!
- With the push of a button, my STARFIRE: Oh, kitty.
Meow, meow, meow.
She is now the prettiest of the kitties.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
You really don't care about my laser, do you? I finally have a moment to do my evil speech, and all you do is care about a cat.
[CAT MEOWS]
- Can you do the blaming of me?
- No.
Would you, too, like to frolic with the kitty? Mmm.
Very much.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Now, if you will excuse me, I must thwart your doomsday plans.
Thwart! [BEEPS]
Thwart, thwart, thwart! Thwart! Agent Ooo Ooo 7 has accomplished the mission and spent the time apart from the friends.
Joy! [EXCLAIMING]
If I can't spend time with the Titans, I'll kick it with my other best friend.
Oh, yeah.
Quality time.
I shall finally be the true overlord of the macrocosm.
[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]
You're lucky I'm not there, Musclelor.
[YAWNS]
Otherwise, I would whoop you good.
[SNORING]
[EXCLAIMS]
Oh, my goodness.
I've been transported into Him
-Guy's macro cosmos.
This is amazing.
[MUSCLELOR LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
You've awakened to your doom, Him
-Guy.
You will never defeat me with your scrawny limbs.
[LAUGHING]
Just wait till I beef up.
By the power of muscle.
[ECHOING]
I have the muscles! Hey, this sword didn't give me any muscles.
I guess there's no shortcut for a hot bod.
I'm gonna have to put in the hard work.
Four lifting sessions per week, two days upper body with a bench press focus, two days lower body, and that's gonna be squats and deadlifts.
I should see some gains in four to six months.
[LAUGHING]
You'll never be this jacked.
Hyah! Hyah! Hoo
-hoo
-ha! Only modern techniques like P44Z can give you sick gains like these.
My tried
-and
-true method will prevail.
I'll see you in four to six months, Musclelor! You'll never be as jacked as me.
Never! [MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
HIM
-GUY: We're ready.
Ha! Hoo, hoo, ha!
- HIM
-GUY: Musclelor.
- Huh? Such gains in four to six months.
Like I said, no shortcuts.
Now we'll see who's the real overlord of the macrocosm.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
I'll be back, Him
-Guy! Me and my pythons will be ready.
What? Where? Hoo, doggie! It was all a dream.
Or was it? Let's hit the gym.
Yee
-haw! Hmm.
Maybe I have been spending too much time with the other Titans.
I do love being alone.
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
[FARTS]
- Ugh.
- How [SIGHS]
[CHIRPING]
Aww.
[FARTS]
[SNARLS]
Mmm.
[GIGGLING]
[FARTS]
Ugh! [FARTING]
Aah! [FARTING]
[BURPS]
[SHRIEKS]
[FARTS]
No, no, no.
[FARTING]
[FARTS]
[ENGINE SPUTTERING, FARTS]
Ugh! Ah, that's better.
[FARTS]
Ugh.
[PIANO MUSIC]
Yes.
Whoo! [ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC]
I finally got the Titans out of the tower.
Time to be my own peoples.
[WHOOPING]
Yes! Ooh, look at this one.
Oh.
[LAUGHS]
Look at all this.
[LAUGHING EXCITEDLY]
Yes! Whoo
-hoo! Ha
-ha! Always wanted to do that.
Hmm.
Why not? [SIGHS]
Whew.
Ha
-ha! Yes! Whoo
-hoo
-hoo! [CREATURE GROWLING]
[WATCH BEEPING]
[BEEPING]
[SWALLOWS]
[b*mb BEEPING RAPIDLY]
[MELODIOUS TUNE PLAYING ON WATCH]