- ♪ Timmy is an average kid
♪ That no one understands
♪ Mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands ♪
- Bed, twerp!
- ♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪
♪ Is broken instantly
♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality
♪ They are his oddparents
♪ Fairly oddparents
- Wands and wings.
- Float-y crown-y things.
- ♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪
- Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
- ♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪
♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪
♪ With fairly oddparents
- Yeah, right.
- "So the super scary boogie monster
"Bared its fangs at the little kid
"And totally ate him!
The end."
Wasn't that a great story, poof?
- [Whimpering]
[Crying]
- Oh, great.
I forgot, when poof cries, bad things happen.
- Was that thunder, or did I pull my own finger?
- Oh, it's okay, poof.
Timmy, did you read poof a scary story
And make him cry?
- I read poof a story,
But there was nothing scary about it.
- The super scary boogie monster who lives under your bed
And will totally eat you when it gets dark?
- Ah! That book is terrifying.
There are words in it!
- Eeh! Honey!
It's raining in the den, and there's a whale on the sofa.
- There. See, poof?
Everything's okay.
Why don't we all get ready for bed?
- Good idea, wanda.
Night, guys.
- [Screams]
- Timmy, poof's still scared.
Would you mind if we turned on his night-light?
- Knock yourselves out.
I can sleep through anything.
Ah! What's going on?
- That's poof's night-light, the retina melter .
Ah, my retinas!
- You've got to be kidding me.
Guys, this is ridiculous.
I wish the night-light was out.
- Sorry about this, poof.
- Poof-poof?
Eeh!
[Whimpers]
- Ah, that's better.
Now I can finally get some sleep.
- Ah, la-la-la!
- It's morning already?
- Nothing like seconds of sleep
To make you ready to take on the day.
Boy, you look terrible.
- That's 'cause I need more than seconds of sleep.
I wish it was totally dark for hours.
- No light at all?
Timmy, that's dangerous.
Think of the horrible accidents that could happen.
- Oh, you're right.
I wish it was dark for hours
But I had this flashlight to find the bathroom.
- Good call.
We don't want you using the fishbowl again.
[Electrical humming]
- Timmy, there's a fun fact you should know about the dark,
A scary story that's really true,
Called "the scary fairies."
- Ah!
This story's just as terrifying.
It has words in it too.
Ah!
[Glass shatters]
Um, timmy, wanda broke your tv.
- The legend says,
If fairies go for more than eight hours in the dark,
We turn into vicious, crazy, fanged beasts
Who eat their godkids.
- What?
Oh, I get it.
You're trying to get back at me for scaring poof.
Nice try.
I'm going to sleep now, totally not scared.
- Okay, mr. Fearless.
But when you wake up lightly seasoned
In a pot of boiling water, don't say we didn't warn you.
- Ha.
Fairies.
Scary.
[Snoring]
[Yawns]
: P.m.?
Ah, ten hours of sleep,
Just what I needed.
Ooh, I wonder if cosmo and wanda are scary fairies now.
[Laughs]
Hey, why am I in the bathtub?
And what's cooking?
It smells delicious.
Where's the flashlight?
Uh-oh.
This isn't a bathtub.
But I do smell delicious.
- Hi, timmy.
You're looking well roasted.
- Uh, don't you mean "well rested"?
- No! - No!
- Ah!
That should hold 'em.
Now to get out of here.
Ah!
Uh! Uh!
Uh, stairs.
Then I must be in the...
Ah!
Living room.
Man, that was a long fall.
- Eeh, sorry, son.
I just waxed the stairs and added more of them.
- What happened to the light?
Is it a power outage or an eclipse?
- This is chet ubetcha saying it's not a power outage,
And your eyes are open.
- Oh, good, honey, you found a radio.
- No, I didn't.
- This just in: it's dark in dimmsdale,
And I'm lost.
This also just in:
A circus train has derailed in the dark.
The crash has freed a pack of rare and hungry
Saber-toothed tigers with night vision.
Citizens are advised to stay home
And not do anything to attract the savage carnivores.
Ah!
- Eeh, sorry, chet.
I just installed a new trap door in the living room.
- Saber-toothed tigers on the loose?
Oh, looks like I picked a bad day
To thaw out all our frozen beef.
- And I picked a bad time
To smear my naked body in cat food.
- Dad's naked?
[Growling]
- Ah! - Ah!
- Yah!
- Oh, timmy, we're back to normal.
- And we totally don't want to eat you anymore.
- You don't?
Ah!
Scary fairies lie!
There's the front door.
I'm out of here.
- Uh!
- Ah!
Uh.
- Sorry, son.
I moved our house to the top of a hill
Because the view is so much better.
You'll see what I mean
If we live to see the sunrise again.
- In the meantime, we're going to drag our lacerated bodies
To the hospital, sweetie.
You be careful.
- Eeh, eeh, eeh.
- Is she kidding?
I'm not moving from this spot until this wish is over.
[Phone ringing]
Hello?
- Eeh, hi, timmy.
Forgot to tell you,
When I moved the house to the top of the hill,
I also moved it closer to the freeway.
Have fun.
[Horn blaring]
[Horn blares]
- Ah!
Uh! Uh!
[Train bell dinging]
Oh, no! Train!
Ah!
Uh.
Don't tell me.
Airport?
- Prepare for takeoff.
- Ah!
Ah!
Uh.
Uh.
Dimmsdale trampoline emporium?
All right.
And I bet, after all that,
I only have a few minutes of darkness left.
Minutes more?
Oh, come on.
[Helicopter blades whirring]
Mr. Crocker, what are you doing?
- I figured it was you
Who plunged dimmsdale into complete darkness.
So I hopped in the crocker copter to find you and say,
"F"!
Thanks to the nuclear reactor I built in the basement,
All my "f"s now glow in the dark.
Of course, so does mother.
- Ooh, get away, you stupid moths.
- But I don't,
Which means you won't be able to see me sneak into your house
To hunt for your fairies.
[Growling]
Wow, I must be really hungry.
- It wasn't your stomach growling.
That was a bunch of escaped saber-toothed tigers
With night vision.
- If that's true, I picked a bad day
To wear my new pork chop underpants.
- You're wearing pork chop underpants?
[Growling]
- Ah! Take it up, mother!
Ah!
Not the pork chops!
- Phew, finally, I'm safe.
[Phone rings]
Hello?
- Hi, timmy. It's tootie.
It's dark and scary out, just like my love for you.
- Uh, yeah, gee, too bad I'm miles away
And you'll never find me.
- Found you!
Now how about a kiss, lover boy?
Muah!
- Ah!
[Thudding]
Uh.
- Watch out for the brick wall I built to surround our love.
- [Sighs]
[Beeping]
Uh.
Where am i?
- You're in the hospital, young man.
You ran into a brick wall over and over
And have been unconscious for an hour.
- An hour? Sweet!
That means I only have half an hour to go.
- Lucky for you, this young girl
Has been passionately giving you mouth-to-mouth
This whole time.
- I'll be waiting for you to pass out again, lover boy.
- Ah!
[Breathing heavily]
Thank goodness this hospital is so big.
I think I lost tootie in the operating room.
- I want a timmy-changa.
- And I want a plate of tim-sum.
- Very clever.
But you know what, guys?
I've decided not to be scared of you anymore.
Never mind!
You guys are even scarier fairies now.
- Did I hear someone mention fairies?
- Mr. Crocker?
What are you doing in the hospital?
- I had to get those tigers
Surgically removed from my underwear.
I don't know which was worse,
The tiger att*ck or the passionate mouth-to-mouth
From mother.
Anyhoo, I'll take a fairy now. Thank you.
- [Growls loudly]
- Uh. Uh.
Uh, wow, they're more ferocious than I remember.
Mother, start the crocker copter
While I drag my lacerated body towards you.
- b*ating up mr. Crocker sure worked up an appetite.
- Yeah, I want a blt sandwich.
That's bacon, lettuce, and tim-mato.
- Yah!
Uh!
- There you are, timmy.
I brought a canoe paddle to help you pass out again.
- Ah!
- [Moaning]
- Uh!
Uh!
[Tigers growling]
Yah!
[All laughing maniacally]
[Timmy breathing heavily]
Uh.
Oh, no. I think I'm on the roof.
That means I'm trapped.
[Loud crash]
[Loud pounding]
Wait, only seconds left until the lights come on.
I can do this.
Oh, no. Maybe I can't.
Five seconds.
Four, three, two.
Ah!
No!
Stop eating me!
Ah!
Wait, the wish is over?
The light's back on, and I'm not in cosmo's stomach?
- Yep, we're back to normal, and just in time too.
You were pretty scared, sport.
- No, I wasn't.
Ah! Yes, I was.
I was scared.
Turn the lights on.
- [Laughs]
Boy, we really got you, timmy.
I mean, um...
Wanda broke your flower pot.
- Wait a minute.
You guys were only pretending to be scary fairies?
- Yep.
You needed to learn your lesson about scaring poof.
- Poof, I'm really sorry I scared you
And that I made such a silly wish.
I don't ever want that much darkness again.
And while there's still daylight,
I'm gonna enjoy it.
Ah! Thud!
- The house is still on a hill, son.
- Yay! Timmy's unconscious again!
- Hey, turner family,
This is gonna be the greatest vacation ever,
One whole week at the golden carcass luxury motel
In tucson, arizona!
- Uh.
- Aw, what's wrong, sport?
You don't seem too excited.
- It's just that my dad gets lost on the way
To every vacation.
Dad, I don't think we're in the desert.
- Yee, what makes you say that, timmy?
- We just passed santa's workshop.
- Merry christmas!
[All gasp]
[All screaming]
- Timmy's right.
We're lost.
- Oh, nonsense, honey.
Men have gpsses for brains.
We never go the wrong way.
[All screaming]
All: wrong way!
[All screaming]
- [Whimpering]
Another elf on the windshield
And another vacation gone horribly wrong,
Just like our trip to mount st. Dimmsdale...
[All screaming]
And our trip to the big apple...
[All screaming]
And our trip to dragon country safari.
[All screaming]
No!
I can't ruin another vacation.
I know.
I'll build a boat and sail my family to safety,
And I won't feel like a man till I do.
I'll just feel like a woman named linda.
- And I'll do what I always do on these vacations:
Light a signal fire and gather coconuts.
- I feel bad for your father, sport.
Maybe I should just poof us all back home.
- Nope, you heard my dad.
He's not gonna feel better unless he saves us.
Besides, he and the elf are handling things just fine.
- Geh! Geh.
Linda broke her fingernail.
- Anyway, while my dad works on saving us,
I'm gonna enjoy an actual vacation.
Ah, this is the life,
Kicking back on the beach with no school
And no mr. Crocker.
[Slurping]
I wonder what he's doing now.
- "F!"
Hmm.
It just doesn't feel the same.
Here, put these on.
"F!"
Uh, still no good.
Without turner to humiliate, my life has lost all meaning.
I don't feel like a man anymore.
I feel like a woman named linda.
Ah! Linda broke her fingernail.
- Timmy, I stole these berries from an angry monkey.
Would you try them to see if they're poisonous?
- No need for poisonous berries, mom.
- Wow, where did you get a smoothie,
Club sandwich, and curly fries?
- Uh, I snared them in a net.
- Oh, you're quite the little survivor.
Hm, unlike your father, linda.
- Linda heard that.
- Dad, I brought you a sandwich and a drink.
Whoa!
What is this?
- Eeh, it's a boat store.
Everyone knows you can't get a boat without a boat store.
- Uh, wouldn't it be easier to just build a boat?
- Sure, timmy.
And it would be easier to count to if came before .
But life doesn't work that way.
- Okay.
Look, I think you've been out in the sun a little too long.
Why don't you put on some sun block?
- Deh, no need, son.
I'm wearing a hat.
- Uh.
- Timmy, I think your dad's gone a little crazy.
Shouldn't we poof back to dimmsdale now?
- No, if my dad doesn't save us on his own,
We'll have to call him "linda" forever,
And he'll feel totally useless.
- I feel totally useless.
Oh, linda, what are you going to do.
Without turner to destroy,
You've become a shell of a woman.
[Low rumbling]
- Clear the area.
This building is about to be demolished.
- That's it.
Can't destroy turner,
But maybe watching something else get destroyed
Will cheer me up.
Crash!
Nothing.
I feel nothing.
Uh! Okay, I felt that.
- Thanks for the waterslide, guys.
Whoo-hoo!
Now how about poofing me up a frozen yogurt stand?
Oh, yeah.
All: uh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh.
- Oh, look, a waterslide and a frozen yogurt stand.
I wonder where those came from.
- Uh, global warming?
- Well, that makes sense.
- And I'd better check on poof.
I promised I'd help him build a sandcastle.
- Poof-poof?
- Well, it's a start, poof, but you totally forgot the moat.
Clang!
- Poof-poof?
- Timmy, oh, you're just in time
For the grand opening of linda's boat store.
- Whoa.
All we have to do is take one of these boats
And sail home.
- Timmy, we can't just take a boat.
That would be stealing.
We have to buy one from the boat salesman.
But I haven't built him yet.
- Where'd you get the power saw?
- I borrowed it from stanley
Over at the hardware store I built.
It's right next to the laundromat.
Hi, stanley.
I see you're out for a stroll with the missus.
- Wanda was right.
We need to get my dad out of here.
- What did you find, poof?
- Poof-poof?
- Wow! Just what I always wanted,
A b*mb-shaped alarm clock.
What's this button do?
Beep!
Aw, I was hoping it was the radio.
Stupid alarm clock.
Let's hit it with a hammer.
- [Laughing]
[Buzzing]
- Uh, general mccloud, remember that b*mb we lost?
- Which one, sergeant flint?
We're the u.s. m*llitary!
We lose bombs every day!
- Uh, it's the one that looks like a big alarm clock.
Well, it's been activated.
- Fantastic.
A depressed fifth-grade teacher
Has brought his class on a field trip.
They're gonna love watching an island explode.
- Is the island named timmy?
- Whoo-hoo!
Wanda? What's that humming sound?
Uh.
- Hey, guys.
Man, are you having a bad hair day.
- Cosmo, what is that thing?
- Oh, this?
Just a stupid alarm clock.
Want to know the time?
It's :.
:.
:.
- Cosmo, that's a b*mb.
- A b*mb?
You guys got to poof me and my parents
Out of here right now.
[Trumpet fanfare]
- [Grunting]
- Oh, that b*mb's putting out a magnetic field
That's affecting our magic.
- Oh, no.
Now the only one who can save us is my dad.
[All screaming]
Dad, we've got to get out of here fast.
There's a b*mb on the island.
- No problem, timmy.
I just bought a boat from eduardo here.
Eduardo, you've got yourself a deal.
- Oh, no.
This is a disaster.
- You're telling me.
Eduardo's hurt bad.
It's a good thing I built a hospital
Next to the airport.
We could take that plane home,
But I don't know how to fly.
I'm gonna go build a flight school.
- Ah! Dad, listen to me!
You wanted to save our family, right?
This is your big chance.
- Well, we could always use the submarine, I guess.
[Chirps]
[Dolphins chirping]
With all the spare time I had,
I converted the station wagon into an amphibious vehicle.
- That's awesome.
I'll get mom.
- And I'll get stanley and his headless wife.
[Beeping]
- Welcome to the tour!
It's your lucky day.
You get to watch an island blow up.
Have a complimentary juice box.
[Beeping]
- [Breathing heavily]
- General mccloud, the island's inhabited.
- It's turner.
He's about to be destroyed for real.
Suddenly I feel alive again.
- We can't blow up a populated island, linda.
Besides, there's an elf on it.
We'll all end up on santa's naughty list.
Deactivate that b*mb, sergeant!
- No!
[Electrical sizzling]
- Say, the circuits are fried.
I can't stop the b*mb from detonating.
- Hooray!
I mean, oops.
Can you zoom in on the kid with the beaver teeth?
- Hang on, everyone.
I'll save you or my name isn't linda.
- Hurry!
Who knows how much time we have till that b*mb explodes.
- I know. We have five,
Four, three...
- Cosmo, get rid of that b*mb!
[Beeping]
[expl*si*n]
[All crying]
- Hooray!
Best tour ever!
- [Whimpering]
Good news, kids.
Everyone on the island made it to safety.
- Eh?
[Children cheering]
No!
Mother, my mother.
- Now, now, linda.
A pretty lady like you shouldn't cry.
[All cheering]
- You did it, linda.
I mean dad.
- You're a hero.
- That was the best vacation ever.
- Honey, I think you're going the wrong way again.
- Am not.
[All screaming]
Ooh, we are so going to be on santa's naughty list.
- Wrong way! - Wrong way!
[All screaming]
- Ho, ho, ho!
- Linda!
07x18 - Lights Out/Dad Overboard
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Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.
Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.