04x19 & 04x20 - School's Out!: The Musical

[bunniefuu]

♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky

♪ Always giving him commands

Bed, twerp!

♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

♪ Wands and wings

♪ Floaty crowny things

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

♪ Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice ♪

♪ Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ♪

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents

Yeah, right.

[Cheering]

[Train horn blowing]

Oh, flooky!

Up ahead! The bridge is out!

We don't have much time.

Oh, flunky,

Are you sure there's no other way?

I'm a clown!

The only thing I'm sure of is that seltzer is funny!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

We don't have much time.

We have to save our son

If we want him to carry on our super hilarious...

And kind of creepy...

Clown heritage!

Hey! This is my b*llet!

Aah!

[Giggling]

Papa. Mama.

[Horn blowing]

Well, h.p., Once again

Our -year anti-fun plan

To take over fairy world has been thwarted.

Yes, sanderson,

It seems that as long as there are fairies on earth,

We will never get the upper hand.

I can't believe

They're making us drive home this time.

[Horn blowing]

Good-bye, flappy.

We love you!

[Babbling]

[Horn blowing]

[Screaming]

I knew I should've finished law school.

Oh. Didn't see that turn there.

Me, neither.

Our baby! Our baby!

I thought you said there was no other way!

I'm a clown!

Sanderson: want to stop for a corn dog?

Some nachos?

Maybe a slushie?

No. What I want

Is to find an unwitting human pawn.

Perhaps a baby.

We could take years

To mold it into our ultimate w*apon.

But what are the odds of that?

Aah. Aah.

Pshew!

Good thing I was wearing my helmet.

Aah! I'm ok!

[Giggling]

Sanderson, I think this is the beginning

Of a beautiful new -year plan.

[Laughing]

Timmy: come on. Come on!

Be : already!

Be the first day of summer already!

Timmy, you can't manipulate the fabric of time

By staring at the clock.

Time bends for no man!

Yeah, but we're boys.

It's worth a try.

Be the first day of summer already!

[Tick]

[Gasps]

I did it!

I am the lord of time!

Oh! Hurry up, clock!

It's almost summer!

Yay!

Summer is the time of year

When we get to constantly use our magic

And hang with timmy

Without the annoying interruption

Of the educational system!

Come on already!

H.p.: Yes. Come on already.

It's been years.

Now it's time to put our plan into action.

And this is the year,

Finally, all the magic will be ours in ...

...

...

...

!

[Cheering]

[Beeping]

[Ringing]

[Cheering]

♪ The bell rings, school's done ♪

♪ Time for straight weeks of sun and fun ♪

♪ No shirts, no shoes ew!

♪ Beatin' kids up anytime I choose ♪

♪ The beach, the mall

♪ Maybe visit to the taj mahal

Timmy: ♪ you can do the things that your parents forbid ♪

Like streak!

♪ Summer's not a bummer

♪ 'Cause we're kids just being kids ♪

♪ It's time, it's here

♪ Our very, very favorite time of year ♪

♪ No school, just play

♪ Granting wishes the entire day ♪

♪ Are you really sure that this is allowed? ♪

♪ We should help them be destructive and loud ♪

♪ 'Cause we're kids just being kids ♪

♪ Running wild and running free ♪

♪ Kids just being kids

What can I t.p.?

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Close your eyes and count to ♪

♪ There's nowhere safe for you and me ♪

♪ With those kids just being kids ♪

♪ My house, my yard

♪ Who bought these rockets with my credit card? ♪

♪ My porsche

♪ My word

♪ It's not my problem till september third! ♪

♪ My town

Baa!

♪ Quite something horrible is going down ♪

♪ They can do those things that their parents forbid ♪

Like steal!

♪ They'll k*ll themselves this summer ♪

♪ 'Cause they're kids just being kids ♪

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Wrecking things and ruining stuff ♪

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Are you sure that this is enough? ♪

No!

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Taking risks, we must act tough ♪

♪ And save our kids from all the stuff ♪

♪ Taking risks, we must act tough ♪

♪ Save our kids from all the stuff ♪

♪ From those kids just being kids ♪

[Cheering]

It's not supposed to be my problem

Until september third!

Look at those kids!

They're destroying my town.

[Crash]

What do you think I should do?

Baa.

A town meeting. That's a great idea.

[Yelling]

That's your worst idea ever!

Get off, you little--

I mean equally-sized brats!

I'm chet ubetcha, and I demand

To talk to-- I mean blame--

The mayor for everything that's happened.

[Yelling]

Wait!

He's the mayor! I'm the goat, see?

I'm eating a tin can. Baa.

Baa.

How can you just sit there baaing

When our children are injuring themselves?

And, more importantly, our stuff!

Baa.

I don't speak goat,

But I don't like the tone or smell

Of our new goat mayor.

Isn't he technically naked?

Baa.

Get the mayor!

Aah! What are you coming after me for?

He's the mayor!

Chompy, what are we gonna do?

Man: stop!

Flappy bob?

That's right, folks. It's me, flappy bob,

Owner, proprietor, and chief operating officer

Of flappy bob's learn-a-torium.

[Horn honking][laughing]

Ahem. Sorry. Terribly sorry.

Flappy bob?

I always thought you were a clown.

I'm no clown.

I'm the guy with the answer

To all your summertime problems.

Allow me to present camp learn-a-torium,

A brand-new, hours a day, all summer long

Day-care center and educational camp.

Eh, we can't put them in the learn-a-torium

All summer, can we?

Of course you can...

With a major credit card.

Gary? Betty?

♪ You're sitting here complaining ♪

♪ 'Bout all that you've been through ♪

♪ With the whole summer remaining ♪

♪ You must be asking who

♪ Can protect your little darlings ♪

♪ From the bad things you abhor ♪

♪ Let me tell you, flappy bob's the clown you're looking for ♪

♪ They fall, they skin their knees ♪♪ get flappy

♪ They fall, they're black and blue ♪♪ get flappy

♪ And, oh, they've caught tb ♪ get flappy

♪ Or keep annoying you ♪ whoo

♪ Before they break their necks ♪♪ get flappy

♪ Before they break their arms ♪ get flappy

♪ Before they're all but wrecks ♪♪ get flappy

♪ Before they do more harm

♪ Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-doo ♪

♪ Flappy is the clown for you

♪ Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-die ♪

♪ He's the clown for you and I

♪ Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-oh ♪

♪ Flappy is the way to go

♪ Do you hear what I'm hearing? ♪

♪ No, this can't be true

♪ That clown's about to take summer ♪

♪ Away from me and you

♪ No more engine slingshots? ♪

♪ No more naked runs?

♪ No! If we don't act now, we'll be trapped ♪

♪ In camp learn-a-torium

♪ Before he steals our summer

♪ Before it's check and mate ♪

♪ We got to stop that flappy bob ♪

♪ Before it's way too late

♪ Why sit here just complaining? ♪

♪ Why even take the chance?

♪ Leave your kiddies with the chap who wears ♪

♪ The polka-dotted pants

♪ I know that it seems harsh ♪ it is!

♪ And a little bit unfair ♪ you're right

♪ But someone's gotta be there

♪ When you know you can't be there ♪

♪ It might be a tad expensive

♪ But let me ask of you

♪ Won't it cost more down the line ♪

♪ If the cops are blaming you

♪ For the injuries incurred

♪ While your children wreck the town? ♪

♪ You can learn to love your cellmate ♪

♪ Or just learn to love this clown ♪

♪ Get flappy

♪ Flappy is the clown for you ♪

♪ Get flappy

♪ He's the clown for you and I ♪

♪ Get flappy

Get flappy!

[Cha-ching]

You heard it here first, folks.

This is chet ubetcha saying that starting tomorrow,

Every kid in dimmsdale

Is to report to flappy bob's camp learn-a-torium

For the rest of the summer!

[Laughing]

I mean, for their own good.

No!

Ha ha ha! Yes!

Ahem. Sorry. Sorry.

[Siren]

Wow. For a second there,

I thought the kids might not enjoy

Spending the summer at camp learn-a-torium,

And then I thought, "who cares?"

Right! I'll bet the kids will have a great time!

And if they don't, who cares?

Yippee! Yippee!

Yay! Yay!

Have a nice summer.

How am I supposed to pee in this?

Everything looks safe and sound.

I'll get the padded encyclopedias.

Neat! I'll get the broccoli

And the funnel!

I can't take spending a whole summer here.

I've only been here minutes,

And I'm ready to pull my hair out!

Well, don't give it to me.

I'll just cough it back up.

Blech!

Aah! Pixies!

What do you cone domes want?

It's already boring enough around here.

Blech!

Oh, hi, turner. Don't mind us.

We're just enjoying the show.

Your misery is like going to the movies for us.

Want some popcorn?

It's unsalted and unbuttered, right?

And unpopped.

You know, turner, all of your misery

Has one common denominator: adults.

Wait a minute.

What do you mean, adults?

H.p.: ♪ Who shuts the mall down early? ♪

♪ Who wants you in by dark?

♪ Yeah! Who gets all mad and surly ♪

♪ When we make a smart remark?

♪ Who do we have to hide from from dimmsdale to old beijing? ♪

♪ They're taking away our summer ♪

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ With all their rules and laws ♪

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ We must fight back because

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ Time and time again

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ Trust no one over !

I'd feed the whole world ice cream.

I'd supersize the mall!

I'd melt stuff with my heat beam.

Too bad it's not your call.

♪ But I've got two magic fairies ♪

♪ Wands waiting to be twirled ♪

♪ Adults can't ruin everything if us kids ran the world ♪

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ But kids would run things right ♪

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ But we know we can fight

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ That's how this day unfurled ♪

♪ But that won't happen if I wish ♪

♪ That kids could rule the world ♪

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ But kids would run things right ♪

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ But we know we can fight

♪ Adults ruin everything

♪ That's how this day unfurled ♪

♪ But that won't happen if I wish ♪

♪ That kids would rule the world ♪

♪ Who gets to set the curfew? Kids!

Kids!♪ Who gets to make the laws?

♪ There's one adult left we all trust ♪

♪ And his name is santa claus! Kids!

♪ Who gets to run the country? Kids!

Kids!♪ Who gets to say what's cool?

♪ How can I put it bluntly?

♪ Now it's kids who rule!

♪ Adults ruin everything, and now it's kids who rule ♪

[Kids laughing]

[Whistle blowing]

Heads down!

This is scary!

Kids are ruling the earth.

Hold me!

But I don't like you like that.

But I need to be held!

No! She doesn't like you like that.

Phase two is complete, h.p.

It's almost as though

We're finally unstoppable, sanderson.

How is that possible?

Must I break it down for you?

Yes. Break it down.

It would be criminal if you didn't.

♪ Yeah

♪ We're pixies

♪ Yeah

♪ We're pixies

♪ We're pixies

♪ Check out our mad, wicked mixies ♪

♪ We got square heads, big pointy caps ♪

♪ Clean out your ears and hear my rap ♪

♪ Yo, h.p.! ♪ Yo

♪ You in charge

♪ I may be small, but my goals are large ♪

♪ I'm not a hater, but I must cater ♪

♪ To my mission, my ambition ♪

♪ To be the world's administrator ♪

♪ I'm sanderson, I'm antifun ♪

♪ And all those fairies can bite my bun ♪

♪ With my boss h.p., We want to be ♪

♪ The big-time rulers

♪ You got that, chief

♪ We're pixies, we're pixies

♪ And since the s

♪ We've raised that clown to be our tool ♪

♪ To beat the fairies so we can rule ♪

♪ We're pixies, we're pixies

♪ It's going just as we predict-sies ♪

♪ We can't stop now, the time is near ♪

♪ Where fairy world and this world here ♪

♪ Are ruled by us

♪ By us, you hear!

♪ By us, you hear

♪ By pixies, by pixies

♪ We're pixies

♪ Strong like bill bixby ♪

♪ We're pixies

♪ Yeah

♪ We're pixies

♪ Yeah

♪ We're pixies

Yeah! Yeah!

Awesome! Kids rule,

And adults are powerless.

I'm yvette ubetcha with the news.

This fall is all about chocolate,

And homework is officially declared super yucky.

Which means I guess it's time for me to go to work.

[Ding]

Where do I work?

The white house?

Wait a minute.

I'm the president of kidworld?

Well, everywhere but florida.

They're still voting.

Don't get too cocky, timmy.

Being the president is a big job.

Big job, schmig job. I'm the president.

It's not like I have to answer to anybody.

[Reporters shouting at once]

Ooh! Ooh! Mr. President?

Who do you like better? Her or her?

Hey. Hey. I can't see!

What do I do? What do I do?

Whatever you want. You're in charge!

I'm in charge.

♪ That kids had no power I had to correct ♪

♪ We kids are the boss now, and you can expect ♪

♪ That things will be different with me at the wheel ♪

♪ I'm and in charge now, and here's what I feel ♪

♪ I made a place that the kids are now running ♪

♪ The view from our tree house is really quite stunning ♪

♪ Our plan, look, it's working ♪

♪ We're really quite cunning ♪

♪ To jorgen von strangle we go ♪nice hat.

♪ It's candy for breakfast and ice cream for lunch ♪

♪ It's candy for dinner, and I've got a hunch ♪

♪ That it's dandy we run things, don't act like a mob ♪

♪ There's plenty to do, and we've all got a job ♪

♪ You get to be the police chief ♪

♪ Can I flash that big red light? ♪

All right.

♪ You go to the learn-a-torium ♪

♪ And break everything in sight ♪at last!

♪ You get to lead my armies all over the map ♪

♪ You clean my room, and you wash my clothes ♪

♪ While I stay here and nap

♪ We're pixies, we're pixies

♪ Check out our mad, wicked mixies ♪

♪ Have you checked out the planet? ♪

♪ We know you didn't plan it ♪

♪ But the kids have the power and the fairies ♪

Dag-nabit!♪ We're pixies, we're pixies

♪ And we're about to affix these ♪

♪ Notice of eviction

This is my jurisdiction.

♪ Our ballot needs a-fixin' ♪

♪ Like a magical prediction ♪

♪ We're pixies, we're pixies

♪ And if you open the rules, see ♪

♪ In section f, subsection o

♪ Amendment i, a loophole, yo!

♪ If pixies, yes, pixies

♪ Are the last magic creatures on earth, g ♪

♪ When the kids have too much power ♪

♪ And the fairies get retired

♪ Then we pixies can grant wishes ♪

♪ And make the whole world what we desire ♪

♪ Everything's going tremendous ♪

♪ I finally have the reins

♪ Trixie's bringing me pizza

♪ And crocker is in chains

♪ Mom and dad have homework

♪ And vicky baby-sits

♪ I make the rules, and I call the sh*ts ♪

♪ You know, I must admit ♪

♪ How things are running quite smoothly ♪

♪ With kids, there are no wars ♪

♪ Yeah, but I don't think it's groovy ♪

♪ That we're stuck with all the chores ♪

♪ How can you be disapproving?

♪ This gets better by the hour

♪ No worries, no strife, maybe this is the life ♪

You have too much power!

Uh-oh.

Cosmo: let us go! Timmy needs us.

No, he does not. Nor does any other child.

According to da rules,

Fairies can only be assigned

To children in need!

But there are extenuating circumstances!

I know this is probably a bad time,

But what does "extenuating" mean?

Oh, I am sorry. Here is what it means!

I'd rather learn by phonics.

I know you're upset, and also on fire,

But let me explain something to you.

[Music playing]

♪ With my muscles I will tussles ♪

♪ With all those who dare discusses ♪

♪ A clear and present crisis

♪ To my authority

♪ With my knuckles you will buckles ♪

♪ Like a chicken you will cluckses ♪

♪ For I so do love da ruleses, and I know da rules love me ♪

♪ You will learn to fear my mighty fist ♪

♪ If my song won't help you get the gist ♪

♪ And all you fools might disagree ♪

♪ But you will all answer to me ♪

♪ With this polka I will choke-a ♪

♪ But first this frappe mocha, mmm! ♪

♪ I was shocked when I awoke-a

♪ To a world where kids all ruled ♪

♪ With my biceps I must try-ceps ♪

♪ To see the kids are now denied-ceps ♪

♪ The magic we'll supply-ceps ♪

♪ For your jobs must be retooled ♪

♪ Oh, I love to get to draw the line ♪

♪ And you morons make me all the time ♪

♪ For da rules are very clear

♪ Und now the time is here ♪

♪ For me to pull back the fairies ♪

♪ Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back ♪

♪ Bring them all home one by one ♪

♪ Pull back the fairies

♪ Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back ♪

♪ Now that my mocha is done

♪ Pull back the fairies

♪ Pull 'em back, pull 'em back, pull 'em back ♪

♪ Now that the kids have the reins ♪

♪ Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling back the fairies ♪

♪ So I can bring them pain

Ugh! Ugh!

Oh, no! We're in a fairy dungeon.

Well, nothing left to do now

Except some pull-ups.

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Whoo.

Now what do you want to do?

Ok, cosmo and wanda might be gone,

But everything's great!

After all, I'm the president!

And I get all these free pens!

[Growling]

You!

That's right, president turner.

Ah, circus peanuts!

That's right. It's me!

Did you really think you'd be able to get away

With sending your kid armies

To destroy camp learn-a-torium?

Yeah! That's why we tore it down!

And here's a commemorative pen

From the bill I signed endorsing the action.

Hey, thanks. I--ooh, darn it!

That place was great!

Dude, that place was lame!

[Gasping]

It can't be lame.

Everything I knew about fun went into that place.

[Laughing]

[Gasping]

Oh, confetti!

Sorry about that.

No. That was fun!

You should do more stuff like that!

I was taught that boring was fun,

That dull was fun.

Who would tell you

That dull and boring was fun?

Hello, son.

[Gasping]

What the heck is going on here?

Montage, please.

[Ringing]

H.p.: Since the days we found him

In the untamed wilds of kansas,

We have been secretly watching over flappy bob.

Whether it was as a baby...

[Ringing]

Or as a young man...

Ugh!

We always delivered our special brand of care-giving

To see that flappy was taken care of.

Even if he didn't know how.

Ah!

We made sure he had everything he needed

To live our-- I mean, his dream.

Learn-a-torium!

A -year-long dream you destroyed, turner.

Yeah, he did destroy my dream!

So, who are you, anyway?

Long-lost cousins? Distant uncles? What?

And what's with the floating?

We have that kind of money.

Walking is for poor people.

We like to think of ourselves

As your godparents.

Godparents? Oh, no!

That means they can grant a wish!

Godparents with the money

To give you anything you want

If you just sign here.

As part of the contract,

You get to make the world exactly the way you want to,

And all we want in return

Are certain merchandising rights, a few royalties,

And absolute control of fairy world.

Oh, my gosh!

I know what they're up to!

No! You have to listen to me!

I know they're the guys

Who've given you everything you've ever wanted,

And I'm just the guy

Who destroyed your lifelong dream,

But you have to listen to me!

Boy, that came out wrong.

But I gave you the pen!

Forget it, kid.

I know who my friends are,

And I'm signing that contract!

Wait!

♪ Flappy bob, can't you see what they've done? ♪

♪ They needed a pawn, and clearly you were the one ♪

♪ They took away your clowny clothes ♪

♪ Your floppy shoes and big red nose ♪

♪ Just look around

♪ How could you say this is fun? ♪

♪ Since you were born, they decided your fate ♪

♪ From the style of your car down to the food that you ate ♪

♪ I know it seems they gave a lot ♪

♪ But I'm telling you it's part of a plot ♪

♪ A plot that you can stop

♪ Stop it before it's too late

H.p. And sanderson: ♪ hey, flappy bob

♪ You hear what he been spreading? ♪

♪ The lies that he's been telling ♪

♪ I know where this is heading ♪

♪ Towards turning you against us ♪

♪ To resent us ♪ and present us

♪ And suggest ♪ who are the villains?

♪ Yeah, don't you be forgetting ♪

♪ It was you, flappy bob

♪ Yeah, you were the one

♪ We protected ♪ and respected

♪ As though you were our son ♪

♪ And now you're in the middle ♪

♪ You can fiddle with this riddle ♪

♪ Or you can sign this deal and trust us ♪

♪ That your wishes will be done ♪

♪ Where is the fun?

♪ Who should I turn to?

♪ Where is the fun?

♪ How can I learn who?

♪ Who is the one?

♪ The one I can trust to tell me what's fun ♪

[Pop]

♪ Where is the fun?

♪ Why should I trust you? ♪

♪ He was the one

♪ You were the one who wanted to shun ♪

♪ Everything I always thought fun ♪

[Ringing]

♪ Hey, flappy bob, can't you see in your heart? ♪

♪ There's a role you play

♪ And, dude, this just ain't the right part ♪

♪ I know my actions weren't ideal ♪

♪ But how do your clowny parents feel ♪

♪ About the path you chose, whether or not it was smart? ♪

♪ Where is the fun?

♪ Who should I turn to?

♪ Where is the fun?

♪ How can I learn who?

♪ Who is the one

♪ The one I can trust to tell me what's fun ♪

♪ Where is the fun?

♪ I'm so conflicted

♪ But he was the one

♪ The one who restricted

♪ Your vision of fun

♪ And with this pen I'll sign by line item ♪

No!

♪ Maybe you're right, could be a giant mistake ♪

[Dull laughing]

♪ But changing my life's a risk I'm not ready to take ♪

♪ This nose, pants, hair, and shoes ♪

♪ They're all my past, and now I choose ♪

♪ To wish for a world

♪ A world that fits all my views ♪

♪ A world where I'm safe

It's over, turner. You lose!

[Ringing]

Thanks for the pen.

Aah!

Oh, no!

♪ I'm happy peppy dad

♪ I'm happy peppy mom

No!

Jorgen: don't make this any more painful

Than it has to be.

Isn't there supposed to be

A good cop and a bad cop?

We had some cutbacks.

Now, do you want to stay in fairy jail

For the rest of your fairy life,

Or do you want to blame cosmo?

No!

Please?

No!

Ok. Good cop over. Blame cosmo!

Blame cosmo?

♪ I was lost till he found me

♪ And although he confounds me

♪ By his crown is where I know I should be ♪

Aah!

♪ Yes, I know he's a moron

♪ With a brain made of boron

♪ And yet I'm drawn to him magically ♪

♪ And through every moment of turmoil ♪

♪ And moment of pain

♪ Through all of our misadventures ♪

♪ One thing remains

♪ Facing pixies, bullies, and jar-heads ♪

♪ I'll never be blue

♪ As long as I'm floating with you ♪

Cosmo: ♪ I saw her and no other ♪

♪ I still lived with my mother

♪ When I spotted her swirly pink hair ♪

♪ Though my shoes smell like tar pits ♪

♪ And I don't wash my armpits

♪ I like monkeys too much, but I know she doesn't care ♪

♪ And I know that I'm forgetful ♪

♪ I know I'm dim

♪ And even though I've just eaten ♪

♪ I know I'll swim

♪ I know that it doesn't matter ♪

♪ If I can't count to

♪ As long as I'm floating with you ♪

Together: ♪ even though we're in deep here ♪

♪ And they might make us sleep here ♪

♪ Here with you, dear

♪ Is where we both make our stand ♪

♪ I am braced for attack and ♪

♪ Knowing she has my back end ♪

♪ All I need is her hand in my hand ♪

♪ Baby, I know I can be nagging ♪

♪ I know you're naggy, too ♪

♪ I know that I'm demanding ♪

♪ Oh, man, is that true! ♪

♪ But one thing I'm understanding ♪

♪ No matter what we go through ♪

♪ I'd rather go through it

♪ I know I'll get through it ♪

♪ If I'm floating through it with you ♪

You really are kind of naggy.

Did you get the handcuff key?

Yep. Operation distract jorgen

With a stupid gooey love song works every time.

[Crying]

"I saw her and no other"...

Oh, and that part with the fingerprints!

Fingers aren't shaped like that!

That is love!

[Crying]

Come on. We've got to get down to earth!

Well, h.p., Now that flappy has given us

Total control over fairy world,

What do you want to do with it?

I'm thinking dull and gray.

I was thinking gray and dull,

But that's why you're the boss.

[Ringing]

[Screaming]

Did you hear the one about...

Aah, pixie magic.

It's sucking away all the fun!

Oh, we're never gonna make it!

There's still enough pretty color left

For one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge.

Wow. There wasn't a manly word in that sentence.

We need a magic wand.

Oh, no. Pixie magic.

[Gasping]

I still have my wand. Maybe I can stop this!

Aah! No!

Aah!

Oh, cosmo.

Go!

Aah!

Wanda!

Cosmo!

Whee!

Cosmo!

Cosmo!

I am not naggy!

This stinks!

We can't float. We can't do magic.

And this suit-- I can't wear gray.

I'm a fairy!

Binky, no!

Aah!

Look at me. I'm colorful.

Colorful!

Aah!

[Ringing]

[Cracking knuckles]

♪ This used to be a fun place

♪ But now we wear a sad face

♪ Since pixies have all replaced the way that things are done ♪

♪ There's no more granting wishes ♪

♪ You can't turn into fishes ♪

♪ Now pipe down, do the dishes ♪

♪ Come on, now, everyone ♪

♪ These are the unfundamentals for us fairy godparentals ♪

♪ Who are now devoid of wishing and of mirth ♪

♪ We're certifiably de-mental 'cause these unfundamentals ♪

♪ Make being a fairy about as fun as giving birth ♪

♪ I'll bet it's even worse down there on earth ♪

Wanda: timmy? Timmy?

Timmy! Timmy?

Timmy?

♪ All the arcades now close at : ♪

♪ The trampolines are bouncy-free ♪

♪ And there's a pad on every knee ♪

♪ Everything's fine far as I see ♪

♪ But I can't help but think out loud ♪

♪ The things that kid had said somehow ♪

♪ My mom and dad would not be proud ♪

♪ Of the path I've taken in life ♪

♪ Have I been wrong? Have I been used? ♪

♪ Should I embrace my nose and shoes? ♪

♪ Accept these gifts I once refused ♪

♪ I'm happy peppy--

Not now!

♪ Our heads must be protected

♪ Our bodies disinfected

♪ This is just as I suspected

♪ What would happen if this world was ruled by... ♪

♪ Unfundamentals, surely all you parentals ♪

♪ Must see how devoid of fun this truly, truly is ♪

♪ But all these unfundamentals ♪

♪ Seem quite instrumental

♪ To keep all of you rowdy kids in line ♪

♪ If you need us, we'll be playing the back ♪

Well, sanderson, we've done it.

One of our -year plans

Has finally given us control

Over all the magic.

Yes, h.p., If this place were any less fun,

It would need a librarian.

[Dull laughing]

Well, floppy shoes, big red nose,

I guess this is good-bye.

[Dull laughing]

Hey, my floating rich friends.

And just think,

All we had to do to beat our fairy enemies

Was rip a clown child away

From his super-hilarious destiny

And convince him that fun wasn't fun

And that boring was fun.

You'd have to be a clown to fall for that.

A really dumb clown.

[Dull laughing]

That kid was right!

They were using me!

I'll show them who's a dumb clown.

[Squeaking]

Ugh. I'm gonna have to do this by myself.

Timmy! It's horrible!

Pixies have taken control of fairy world!

Wanda! Wow, for a quarter of a second there,

I thought I was in big trouble.

[Beeping]

[Siren]

[Beeping]

They're not letting us do anything fun!

I know. Let's make it go away.

I wish the world was back to normal!

Oh, no! Because of that pixie contract,

There's nothing I can do to break the wish.

Flappy bob: I don't know who said that...

But with the right amount of fun, anything's possible.

Flappy bob?

That's right.

Flappy bob.

Ha ha ha ha! Clown!

I was a clown at birth,

But those two rich guys

Raised me to be a boring businessman.

And if there's one thing boring businessmen know,

It's how to find a loophole.

Oh. Oh, that's good!

You get those cone domes down here,

And I'll do the rest.

And there's only one way to do that.

Let's get fun!

I like fun!

I'm all about the fun now!

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ Hey, flappy bob, can't you see what they've done? ♪

♪ It might reek now, but it can all be undone ♪

♪ So grab your kites and water g*ns ♪

My bike! My clone!

This big sticky bun!

♪ It's not a crime

♪ To have your time in the sun

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Acting up and eating dirt

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ They could all get hurt

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Can keep those g*ons off all our butts ♪

♪ We'll get this town out of its rut ♪

♪ By us kids just being kids

♪ Yo, we're pixies, we're pixies ♪

♪ We finally rule all the tricks, see? ♪

♪ The time has come, the deal's gone through ♪

♪ There's fun? Stay there ♪

♪ We'll come to you

♪ We're pixies, we're pixies

♪ This is how we get our kick-sees ♪

♪ Our plan has worked, and they have lost ♪

♪ Let's ping on down to show who's the boss ♪

♪ The pixies, the pixies

♪ The pixies

♪ You two shout real loudly ♪

♪ It's your turn now to roar ♪

♪ You get to parade proudly with this drum and bugle corps ♪

♪ You find the kids and wow them ♪

♪ I'll give them what they need ♪

♪ With this much fun, those coneheads ♪

♪ Should be here at breakneck speed ♪

♪ I'd come through with everything ♪

♪ At least that's what I thought ♪

♪ You kids ruined everything ♪

♪ That's the lie I bought

♪ But someone else was pulling strings ♪

♪ As far as we could tell

♪ But you and me can set us free ♪

♪ Everything ends well

That's quite enough, flappy.

You lied to me.

You lied to me for years.

You tricked me and kept me from being

The super-hilarious--

If not somewhat creepy--

Clown I was destined to be!

Yes. Yes, we did.

Duh.

But we have an ironclad contract.

Oh, I agree.

Every word in this contract is totally binding,

Which is why I'd like to turn your attention...

To this.

"...as defined by flappy bob."

And guess what I define as fun now?

Everything being exactly the way it's supposed to be!

Oh, smoof.

You know, you probably shouldn't

Have sent him to law school.

You might have thwarted us this time, turner,

But mark my words:

Our next -year plan will not fail.

When you're , you'll pay.

[Ringing]

Ah! My stupid pointy hat!

It's a crown again!

And still not a manly word to be found.

Wow. That was extenuatingly manly.

[Cheering]

Way to go, flappy. You did it!

You brought fun back to dimmsdale.

Yeah. I just wish my clown mother and clown father

Were here to see this.

I'm sure wherever they are,

They're proud.

Man and woman: we're so proud!

Huh? Huh?

[Horn honking]

Flappy! Flappy!

We've been looking everywhere for you.

Except, well, this spot right here!

We looked everywhere there could be clowns:

Fast food restaurants,

The circus, that hotel in las vegas...

We spent a lot of time in vegas.

Years!

They comped our room!

We even checked the u.s. Congress.

It was full of clowns, but none of them were fun!

Mom! Dad!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

And we'll never lose you again.

But if we do,

Let's all agree to meet in vegas!

[Honking]

You found his parents for him?

Hey, he said he wanted everything

The way it should be.

Well, pixies aren't the only ones

Who can exploit a loophole, you know.

Cosmo!

Here's your wand back.

Oh, you saved the day and the fun,

Which is weird, because normally

You're the one k*lling it.

Stop it, cosmo.

See?

And best of all,

With the pixies defeated

And flappy bob on the path to fun,

That means no more camp learn-a-torium, right?

Gary: hey there, special guests,

Welcome to gary and betty's learn-a-torium!

You're going to have

The most fun-du-cational,

Edu-ca-riffic summer of your lives!

Uh, guys? Fun time?

Fun time! Fun time!

Uh, this is fun. I'll handle it.

[Cheering]

♪ My ears

♪ My heart

♪ Something's tearing our whole world apart ♪

♪ Have wish

♪ Will grant

♪ There's nothing boring that we can't enchant ♪

♪ My legs! We should have known ♪

♪ They made us pedal all the way home ♪

♪ Doing all the things we thought they'd forgive ♪

Like streak!

♪ The summer's really funner if we're kids just being kids ♪

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Running wild and running free ♪

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ I think we all agree

♪ Kids just being kids

♪ Close your eyes and count to ♪

♪ With some control parentally ♪

♪ And anywhere's the place to be ♪

♪ My friends and family next to me ♪

♪ With those kids just being

♪ Kids just being kids

Maybe we should try a -week plan next time.