03x13 - Still Advising
Posted: 11/13/22 07:02
I mean what's matter you've been staring
at that book for over an hour I don't
want to talk about it he has a crush on
that girl at school shut up name is
Terry Tyler and she doesn't know he's
alive Tina that's the last time I opened
up to you about anything good bribri I
know you're hurting now I know I know no
matter what that girl things i'll always
be your handsome prince i was gonna say
buck up my prince that's creepy Brian
I'm your mom you know if you want to
catch a girls I you might consider
investing in some hair gel you really
think hair gel will get carries
attention well it couldn't hurt unless
you want to say with this whole Reagan
look you actually have a lot of
potential with a little bit of work you
could actually be it a pretty
good-looking guy down Thanks I could
show you we could do a whole different
look really you do that for me yeah I
mean it'd be a challenge like climbing
that dumb mountain you're always talking
about everything yeah except this is
real Lauren Mount Everest is real haha
I'm so is middle-earth thanks Lauren I
don't know what to say this is gonna be
great oh hey Dad say goodbye to the
Brian Miller you've always known by
aren't you gonna ask me why is it cuz
you're nerdy and girls don't like it
[Music]
yeah
[Applause]
[Music]
great news Judy you got the car fix nope
won't be ready for another week we are
the proud owners of this a tow truck and
a Mexican guy the sweet sweet ride he's
towing what did you do I got us a muscle
car baby I've always wanted to fix up
one of these and now I'm gonna really
name one thing that you wanted to fix
and actually fixed name one thing i said
i was going to fix and didn't lam this
drill this table and that's just what i
can see do you want me to turn around
and continued no these patrols this is
my dream oh you drive this car in your
dream that claims all the backfiring i
hear every night Oh sister of my lover
very right we'll see you later honey
have fun working on your video Oh your
Foghat cover bands make it a video Oh
actually Perry's decided to make a video
of one of his original song yeah it's
going to rock it starts with me on a
great wall of china yeah I'm singing
into this mirror and then my mirror
image steps out of the mirror starts
singing backup vocals then the mirror
shatters tiny versions of me come flying
out hello hello
a message all peoples of the world can
coexist in peace it gives you chills
done it makes me shudder I'll see you
later DK ha music video sounds expensive
I know but Perry through the pressure of
having some of our money on the line
will force him to write a really great
song which he hasn't even written the
song yet uh it's his process Judy he
says he does his best work when it backs
against the wall that'd be a padded wall
duty this is his dream I understand but
should he be thrown away your money when
you're trying to say for a wedding I
don't know maybe it right of course I am
I mean if this guy is going to be your
husband you have to set him straight I
mean guys are not that bright Judy I
think you stripped the socket righty
tighty bill oh it changed it but the guy
who was going to rebuild a car that
reminds me Linda builds cars in the shop
can you give him a ride to work this
week depends I mean does he have to ride
in the car with me are kind of strapped
into the hood like a dead deer he's
right not even a dead deer of 10 ride
with her fine you two don't want to
carpool you can go back to doing your
laundry to laundromat and you can walk
to work fine maybe we will yeah you're
not the boss of us Judy thinks she's the
boss of us
I think she's so smart I could walk to
work if I wanted him you want her stupid
Judy yeah she's kind of a pain but you
know she'd give me some pretty good
advice the other day what's that well
carrie wants to do this music video but
Judy says I should just tell him no I
know it's his dream well hold on your
talent Perry not to follow his dreams
because of something Judy said let me
tell you something about Julie she's a
dream Squasher check the bottoms of her
shoes covered in my dreams do you think
I should let them do it there's some
guys need encouragement you think mrs.
Columbus ever said to Christopher don't
discover the new world we're fine with
the spices we have they know to this and
Terry might hold it against you forever
you know what I think you're right i'm
going to just tell him to go for it
thank you Bill you're welcome you know I
know we have our differences and we give
each other a lot of guff but the truth
is I'm proud to have you as oka somebody
I know try that
Oh
hey wait where's bill you didn't
remember to bring him home right yes
he'll be right in he just got distracted
by something on the way from the car
we're beer nope no I can't stay Perry
wants me to look at the storyboards for
his video oh I thought you were gonna
tell him that was a bad idea actually um
i decided i would tell Perry i'm behind
him one hundred percent what why well i
got a second opinion what kind of idiot
would tell you to do that i just traded
scarves with a neighbor's snowman I
think it's cashmere you gotta be kiddin
look his advice worked as soon as I told
Perry I supported his dreams he stayed
up all night and wrote a song he's even
got to manage or interested in him
really that's right Judy despite your
best efforts to squash his dreams the
man rose to the occasion turns out
you're not always right how does it feel
so that's what this is all about you're
still sore at me for not letting you buy
that's to because you're giving my
sister bad advice okay Judy probably
shouldn't be so tough on Bill he's
rather insightful when it comes to the
male psyche hear that Judy insightful
fully insight and you're gonna listen to
him why shouldn't you know you've had 38
years to fix this poor woman's life and
look at her she's a mess no offense none
taken you're right oh so now I'm the
cause of everything that's gone wrong in
Linda's life all I'm saying is maybe you
should have a little more faith in me
that I can fix an old rusted-out shell
of a thing be in a muscle car or a
system once again no offense no but
getting closer you know what you want to
listen to him you want to give her
advice go ahead knock yourselves out I'm
sure to work out great well I just want
to say thank you though for me and this
poor pathetic barely functioning
[Music]
okay I think I cleaned your sideburns up
pretty good have a look oh great yeah do
my eyebrows a little uneven to you I
don't know maybe a little but you know a
girl would have to be really close to
notice that's the goal here you get her
clothes I won't take it from there
you're gonna have to hold really still
okay oh wait wait come on he's coming up
okay past okay okay good very delicate
you just can't go snapping right on the
middle of it kind of funny I got out
complacency can you see what everything
are yeah yeah great yeah you're good to
go watch out Kerry here comes Joe yeah
[Music]
[Applause]
uh he's still upset about the election
where's Judy why ah because we need to
talk to her thanks to you my life is
falling apart and screwed up everything
goes wait wait wait what could have
possibly happened it's so bad you
consider crawling back to Judy Terry
wants to postpone the wedding and risk
our entire savings on pursuing some
stupid pipe dream of becoming a rock
star okay okay I can handle it just just
let me think maybe I should get some
coffee I'm gonna need some cream
[Laughter]
you know what too much cream I'm gonna
need some more okay I'm gonna talk to
you don't you can if you remember
yesterday we made some pretty big talk
and if you go back to her now she'll
make you eat those words I hardly think
Judy is gonna be that unforgiving hey
genius does everything falling apart yet
that's nice to me gone bill trying to
fix your life that's porn stupid gas on
crazy fire I think words helpless as you
make us out to be okay then left them
I'll be watching from the sidelines far
enough away so don't get spattered by
anything that may or may not hit the fan
my kid not have to worry cuz you never
fix a bad okay Billy got one day that's
more than enough time I know I can find
a solution of a problem solver that's
who I am the guy who solves problems dad
you got to help me Lauren shades have my
eyebrow and you are screwed
bye
[Music]
take a look well Lauren I think we might
have found the answer yeah to the
question what looks dumber than having
half an eyebrow I told you I could make
you a new eyebrow don't know gluing one
on we're not painting went on I'm not
gonna wear a stupid bandana or an eye
patch hey about these grandma's cataract
glasses dress a try what's the guy they
don't look that bad yeah I mom you look
comfortable mind some company honey no
offense but I want a little room for the
water tub here oh yeah sure take a seat
Linda left huh yeah yeah she's a fun kid
no bill I know I've been ranting you
Linda but I'm really happy that you've
taken over cells and windows problems I
didn't realize the life it sucked out of
me actually feel like I have more blood
and I'm loving it too you know it's
great to help people and life is weird
strange strange strange huh ah nothing
it's just this lady that I work with
she's engaged to an aspiring artist a
painter sculptor well sculptor painter
he wants to sculpt things and then paint
him when he when he's done school okay
anyway he's been doing knockoffs but he
wants to start doing his own stuff which
is great you know but this lady this
friend of mine is there's a little
worried because
now he's decided to postpone the wedding
so well what do you think I should tell
her hmm well that depends in this story
how stupid am I Judy you don't even know
this lady she just transferred up
bachata okay Jerry spoken about
postponing the wedding well yeah and
you're in over your head me mean my help
no oh good then what are you gonna tell
them to I'm gonna tell Linda to tell
Harry and he that's not true i'm between
great ideas i needed a bridge well I
suppose I could jump into this provided
you admit but I was right and you were
wrong did I rural a new drool but I'm a
here on your big fat zero hold on hold
on you're forgetting something Terry
song might be great that video might
make him a star then old Billy's advice
looking pretty good awful slim regaining
your head on Pancho did it a lot of
people said Mozart was no good when he
started out nobody said daddy was a
prodigy when he's like three yeah well
I'm talking about when he was like two I
got a good feeling about Terry song I'm
going with the old bill instinct you say
you want to go for a drive the party
started and it's coming live your mom is
hot your dad
people did you keep gonna have a long
night repairing every day all night very
every day hairy ass this is your new
original song ya might add doesn't it
sound an awful lot like that kiss song
rock and roll all night no I know that
song that's an anthem to my you that
goes i visit guys ah wanna rock and roll
all night and party every day and this
is what's a half a bowl o na Perry mo
yeah yeah I should caught that
yeah well managers say something I will
he hasn't heard it yet he's been a
little busy got some vacancies in the
building he's trying to rent out all
that so when you said you had a manager
you were talking about your apartment
manager yeah I mean I'm not my baseball
team I mean my agent heard it he loved
it now let me get somebody who told you
insurance no legitimate agent since
people on vacations all over the world
they just God look Harry make us rethink
this whole video thing in what way like
maybe not doing it what you know you can
have a video if you don't have a song
well that will take care of itself
listen mate you may not believe in me
but Linda does but the thing is she
doesn't she thinks it's a pipe dream hey
you think my music sucks right as a
builder said you told him I said that no
of course not he said you think my music
is a pipe dream oh yeah I said that so
you do think it sucks I don't chill
everything under control dude you gotta
help us out here she can't help you
Linda there's only one reason that I
haven't fixed this situation and it's
this it can't be fixed unfixable Perry
do you really need to do this video
right now I'm not right now don't keep
it slow you know wait for inspiration
place small clubs try stuff out in front
of people yeah I can live with that i
mean the great balls not going anywhere
and neither are you okay okay you need
to speak your mind I know I was just
thinking not right now not right now if
Carrie does something that you don't
agree with you need to tell them that's
what marriage is all about guys give and
take yes you're right whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa hang on you're just
telling our disk washes dreams but it's
not that simple duty if you don't let a
guy follow his dreams he'll always
regret what might have been oh really
like the time you wanted to build that
treehouse casino because you didn't
think it was subject to the laws of the
ground that's the stupidest thing I've
ever heard bill a little advice stay out
of the advice business and I got some
advice for you ok I love you 601 love it
too baby oh that right there Judy that's
inspiration you're talking about how
they're here comes here comes sisters
sisters sharing a hug and a heart and
they will
who was it get asked every day what to
get outside well no thanks to you I fix
the mess you made in my face I put a
band-aid over my missing I Brown just
told everyone at school that I got in a
fight did it work yeah people actually
thought I was tough great so i guess i
can take this off now and wonder if my
eyebrows going back in now are you doing
it wrong she's gonna rappel gone oh yeah
[Laughter]
[Music]
I wouldn't have it any
way back
[Music]
at that book for over an hour I don't
want to talk about it he has a crush on
that girl at school shut up name is
Terry Tyler and she doesn't know he's
alive Tina that's the last time I opened
up to you about anything good bribri I
know you're hurting now I know I know no
matter what that girl things i'll always
be your handsome prince i was gonna say
buck up my prince that's creepy Brian
I'm your mom you know if you want to
catch a girls I you might consider
investing in some hair gel you really
think hair gel will get carries
attention well it couldn't hurt unless
you want to say with this whole Reagan
look you actually have a lot of
potential with a little bit of work you
could actually be it a pretty
good-looking guy down Thanks I could
show you we could do a whole different
look really you do that for me yeah I
mean it'd be a challenge like climbing
that dumb mountain you're always talking
about everything yeah except this is
real Lauren Mount Everest is real haha
I'm so is middle-earth thanks Lauren I
don't know what to say this is gonna be
great oh hey Dad say goodbye to the
Brian Miller you've always known by
aren't you gonna ask me why is it cuz
you're nerdy and girls don't like it
[Music]
yeah
[Applause]
[Music]
great news Judy you got the car fix nope
won't be ready for another week we are
the proud owners of this a tow truck and
a Mexican guy the sweet sweet ride he's
towing what did you do I got us a muscle
car baby I've always wanted to fix up
one of these and now I'm gonna really
name one thing that you wanted to fix
and actually fixed name one thing i said
i was going to fix and didn't lam this
drill this table and that's just what i
can see do you want me to turn around
and continued no these patrols this is
my dream oh you drive this car in your
dream that claims all the backfiring i
hear every night Oh sister of my lover
very right we'll see you later honey
have fun working on your video Oh your
Foghat cover bands make it a video Oh
actually Perry's decided to make a video
of one of his original song yeah it's
going to rock it starts with me on a
great wall of china yeah I'm singing
into this mirror and then my mirror
image steps out of the mirror starts
singing backup vocals then the mirror
shatters tiny versions of me come flying
out hello hello
a message all peoples of the world can
coexist in peace it gives you chills
done it makes me shudder I'll see you
later DK ha music video sounds expensive
I know but Perry through the pressure of
having some of our money on the line
will force him to write a really great
song which he hasn't even written the
song yet uh it's his process Judy he
says he does his best work when it backs
against the wall that'd be a padded wall
duty this is his dream I understand but
should he be thrown away your money when
you're trying to say for a wedding I
don't know maybe it right of course I am
I mean if this guy is going to be your
husband you have to set him straight I
mean guys are not that bright Judy I
think you stripped the socket righty
tighty bill oh it changed it but the guy
who was going to rebuild a car that
reminds me Linda builds cars in the shop
can you give him a ride to work this
week depends I mean does he have to ride
in the car with me are kind of strapped
into the hood like a dead deer he's
right not even a dead deer of 10 ride
with her fine you two don't want to
carpool you can go back to doing your
laundry to laundromat and you can walk
to work fine maybe we will yeah you're
not the boss of us Judy thinks she's the
boss of us
I think she's so smart I could walk to
work if I wanted him you want her stupid
Judy yeah she's kind of a pain but you
know she'd give me some pretty good
advice the other day what's that well
carrie wants to do this music video but
Judy says I should just tell him no I
know it's his dream well hold on your
talent Perry not to follow his dreams
because of something Judy said let me
tell you something about Julie she's a
dream Squasher check the bottoms of her
shoes covered in my dreams do you think
I should let them do it there's some
guys need encouragement you think mrs.
Columbus ever said to Christopher don't
discover the new world we're fine with
the spices we have they know to this and
Terry might hold it against you forever
you know what I think you're right i'm
going to just tell him to go for it
thank you Bill you're welcome you know I
know we have our differences and we give
each other a lot of guff but the truth
is I'm proud to have you as oka somebody
I know try that
Oh
hey wait where's bill you didn't
remember to bring him home right yes
he'll be right in he just got distracted
by something on the way from the car
we're beer nope no I can't stay Perry
wants me to look at the storyboards for
his video oh I thought you were gonna
tell him that was a bad idea actually um
i decided i would tell Perry i'm behind
him one hundred percent what why well i
got a second opinion what kind of idiot
would tell you to do that i just traded
scarves with a neighbor's snowman I
think it's cashmere you gotta be kiddin
look his advice worked as soon as I told
Perry I supported his dreams he stayed
up all night and wrote a song he's even
got to manage or interested in him
really that's right Judy despite your
best efforts to squash his dreams the
man rose to the occasion turns out
you're not always right how does it feel
so that's what this is all about you're
still sore at me for not letting you buy
that's to because you're giving my
sister bad advice okay Judy probably
shouldn't be so tough on Bill he's
rather insightful when it comes to the
male psyche hear that Judy insightful
fully insight and you're gonna listen to
him why shouldn't you know you've had 38
years to fix this poor woman's life and
look at her she's a mess no offense none
taken you're right oh so now I'm the
cause of everything that's gone wrong in
Linda's life all I'm saying is maybe you
should have a little more faith in me
that I can fix an old rusted-out shell
of a thing be in a muscle car or a
system once again no offense no but
getting closer you know what you want to
listen to him you want to give her
advice go ahead knock yourselves out I'm
sure to work out great well I just want
to say thank you though for me and this
poor pathetic barely functioning
[Music]
okay I think I cleaned your sideburns up
pretty good have a look oh great yeah do
my eyebrows a little uneven to you I
don't know maybe a little but you know a
girl would have to be really close to
notice that's the goal here you get her
clothes I won't take it from there
you're gonna have to hold really still
okay oh wait wait come on he's coming up
okay past okay okay good very delicate
you just can't go snapping right on the
middle of it kind of funny I got out
complacency can you see what everything
are yeah yeah great yeah you're good to
go watch out Kerry here comes Joe yeah
[Music]
[Applause]
uh he's still upset about the election
where's Judy why ah because we need to
talk to her thanks to you my life is
falling apart and screwed up everything
goes wait wait wait what could have
possibly happened it's so bad you
consider crawling back to Judy Terry
wants to postpone the wedding and risk
our entire savings on pursuing some
stupid pipe dream of becoming a rock
star okay okay I can handle it just just
let me think maybe I should get some
coffee I'm gonna need some cream
[Laughter]
you know what too much cream I'm gonna
need some more okay I'm gonna talk to
you don't you can if you remember
yesterday we made some pretty big talk
and if you go back to her now she'll
make you eat those words I hardly think
Judy is gonna be that unforgiving hey
genius does everything falling apart yet
that's nice to me gone bill trying to
fix your life that's porn stupid gas on
crazy fire I think words helpless as you
make us out to be okay then left them
I'll be watching from the sidelines far
enough away so don't get spattered by
anything that may or may not hit the fan
my kid not have to worry cuz you never
fix a bad okay Billy got one day that's
more than enough time I know I can find
a solution of a problem solver that's
who I am the guy who solves problems dad
you got to help me Lauren shades have my
eyebrow and you are screwed
bye
[Music]
take a look well Lauren I think we might
have found the answer yeah to the
question what looks dumber than having
half an eyebrow I told you I could make
you a new eyebrow don't know gluing one
on we're not painting went on I'm not
gonna wear a stupid bandana or an eye
patch hey about these grandma's cataract
glasses dress a try what's the guy they
don't look that bad yeah I mom you look
comfortable mind some company honey no
offense but I want a little room for the
water tub here oh yeah sure take a seat
Linda left huh yeah yeah she's a fun kid
no bill I know I've been ranting you
Linda but I'm really happy that you've
taken over cells and windows problems I
didn't realize the life it sucked out of
me actually feel like I have more blood
and I'm loving it too you know it's
great to help people and life is weird
strange strange strange huh ah nothing
it's just this lady that I work with
she's engaged to an aspiring artist a
painter sculptor well sculptor painter
he wants to sculpt things and then paint
him when he when he's done school okay
anyway he's been doing knockoffs but he
wants to start doing his own stuff which
is great you know but this lady this
friend of mine is there's a little
worried because
now he's decided to postpone the wedding
so well what do you think I should tell
her hmm well that depends in this story
how stupid am I Judy you don't even know
this lady she just transferred up
bachata okay Jerry spoken about
postponing the wedding well yeah and
you're in over your head me mean my help
no oh good then what are you gonna tell
them to I'm gonna tell Linda to tell
Harry and he that's not true i'm between
great ideas i needed a bridge well I
suppose I could jump into this provided
you admit but I was right and you were
wrong did I rural a new drool but I'm a
here on your big fat zero hold on hold
on you're forgetting something Terry
song might be great that video might
make him a star then old Billy's advice
looking pretty good awful slim regaining
your head on Pancho did it a lot of
people said Mozart was no good when he
started out nobody said daddy was a
prodigy when he's like three yeah well
I'm talking about when he was like two I
got a good feeling about Terry song I'm
going with the old bill instinct you say
you want to go for a drive the party
started and it's coming live your mom is
hot your dad
people did you keep gonna have a long
night repairing every day all night very
every day hairy ass this is your new
original song ya might add doesn't it
sound an awful lot like that kiss song
rock and roll all night no I know that
song that's an anthem to my you that
goes i visit guys ah wanna rock and roll
all night and party every day and this
is what's a half a bowl o na Perry mo
yeah yeah I should caught that
yeah well managers say something I will
he hasn't heard it yet he's been a
little busy got some vacancies in the
building he's trying to rent out all
that so when you said you had a manager
you were talking about your apartment
manager yeah I mean I'm not my baseball
team I mean my agent heard it he loved
it now let me get somebody who told you
insurance no legitimate agent since
people on vacations all over the world
they just God look Harry make us rethink
this whole video thing in what way like
maybe not doing it what you know you can
have a video if you don't have a song
well that will take care of itself
listen mate you may not believe in me
but Linda does but the thing is she
doesn't she thinks it's a pipe dream hey
you think my music sucks right as a
builder said you told him I said that no
of course not he said you think my music
is a pipe dream oh yeah I said that so
you do think it sucks I don't chill
everything under control dude you gotta
help us out here she can't help you
Linda there's only one reason that I
haven't fixed this situation and it's
this it can't be fixed unfixable Perry
do you really need to do this video
right now I'm not right now don't keep
it slow you know wait for inspiration
place small clubs try stuff out in front
of people yeah I can live with that i
mean the great balls not going anywhere
and neither are you okay okay you need
to speak your mind I know I was just
thinking not right now not right now if
Carrie does something that you don't
agree with you need to tell them that's
what marriage is all about guys give and
take yes you're right whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa hang on you're just
telling our disk washes dreams but it's
not that simple duty if you don't let a
guy follow his dreams he'll always
regret what might have been oh really
like the time you wanted to build that
treehouse casino because you didn't
think it was subject to the laws of the
ground that's the stupidest thing I've
ever heard bill a little advice stay out
of the advice business and I got some
advice for you ok I love you 601 love it
too baby oh that right there Judy that's
inspiration you're talking about how
they're here comes here comes sisters
sisters sharing a hug and a heart and
they will
who was it get asked every day what to
get outside well no thanks to you I fix
the mess you made in my face I put a
band-aid over my missing I Brown just
told everyone at school that I got in a
fight did it work yeah people actually
thought I was tough great so i guess i
can take this off now and wonder if my
eyebrows going back in now are you doing
it wrong she's gonna rappel gone oh yeah
[Laughter]
[Music]
I wouldn't have it any
way back
[Music]