02x10 - Still Believing
Posted: 11/12/22 08:11
[Music]
going on mrs. Kravitz Samantha turned
Darren into a zebra again stand it
Lawrence out on that porch with the kid
she's been dating it's been three weeks
and he's yet to set foot in this house
it took you six months introduce me to
your parents I was waiting for the
perfect moment but the three of you
never seemed to be drunk at the same
time vamanos let's see if we can get a
good look and he's gone we know nothing
about this kid bill to be fair how much
do we really know about Lauren cleaning
hate mom while you're at it you might
want to get your nose smudge off the
front window curious how come we're not
Lots to your boyfriend's face maybe he
doesn't have a face oh come on come on
Judy you'll be shy too if you didn't
have a face hello oh hello Matthew's
mother yes he just left oh yes well I
really wanted to talk to you too out of
town what I'm sorry I'm sorry could you
hold on a second Lawrence trying to fly
you've been visiting dad sick and and
waukegan I know it sounds silly just
please pull you along gosh you know we
don't have relatives in waukegan oh no
she meant Rockford that's where the sick
aunt is what we've been wanting to meet
you too Dylan I Friday night sounds
great Oh we'll bring Brian and Tina too
okay great thanks can't believe you
would lie to keep us from meeting your
boyfriend's parents it's just that
Matthews family it's a little different
than we are you wouldn't get along
different how well when somebody in his
family accidentally burps they say
excuse me instead of seeing how deep
they can get into the alphabet was
applauding when I got to our
it's not just that I mean they're nice
we go to church every well going to
church doesn't necessarily make you nice
does however make you sleepy we just
took you to church he told him that
didn't you uncle down funeral was in a
church and a real snoozefest yeah I mean
they know that you guys didn't take you
to church why would they know that
because I've been going to church with
them what one Sunday cheeky students I
mean what have you been going that we
don't know about early in the morning
before you get up now you know that the
nice people and you don't have to move
no we need to meet them because they
need to know that we're good people to
on dad don't want to go to you well it's
a tough call because when I see how
miserable it make you I think i'm just
not the kind of father who could pass
that up
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
and dad don't forget please don't call
anything ask what I don't say a see yeah
you do it's your new favorite word
you've been saying it non-stop for two
weeks okay name one thing that I call
pasi arena football turkey Franks
grandma I believe I call grandma gassy I
sorry what I guess they're really into
kenny loggins god you want a couple of
Grammys let's not get carried away by
Matthew Halverson I'm being your
daughter not to you yeah I'm the old man
my wife Kathy don't call me the old lady
meet you let me take that I'm Judy you
have a lovely home it really feels like
it's filled with god's love thank you
I'm bill this is brian tina of course
you know Lauren hey Lauren hi Matthew
these are my parents do you miss her
mrs. Miller yeah it's nice to finally
meet you face-to-face sorry to hear
about your second oh thank you but we
find that prayer and the Bible and those
little beads really give us a straight
hey you guys want to go hang out
downstairs yeah how about we raise well
you're the first ones again here we've
invited the usual cast of criminals got
people from our church I office Kathy's
office not the post office though we're
gonna go ahead and leave those criminals
on the wall haha let me take these cones
bless you
someone's knee yeah yeah that was me I
sneeze like an infant this is I yawn
like a hippo and this from a guy who
snores like a big ol boy on there hey I
got something special I want to share
with the dough if it's a Bible we know
their puppy six ways from Sunday oh good
well it's something different what's
with all the blessings running for Pope
you think our daughter to church and we
don't oh I get it you figure they'll
forgive us if they think you're mentally
ill I just don't want to distich on some
horrible sinner well just relax they
seem like nice people little happy but
nice I understand you're a beer drinker
try this i brewed it myself wow you brew
your own beer mmm rich beer taste with a
clean beer finish you know what this
would go good with more slow down Dean
Martin that was supposed to be for both
of you I do three gallons at a time that
way everybody gets a taste I've been
known to do three gallons at a time
myself oh hang on hang out have a seat I
gotta warn you these pop mutts can get
pretty wild that's why we send the kids
down into the basement so what's
grown-ups can let our hair down Oh wild
huh oh yes we play charades we have a
sing-along what good news early bird you
get the first pick for your roles in the
m*rder mystery but you can't see madam
plum tree because she's taken and I am
old mr. Finnegan the coffee grounds
keeper who was passed out drunk at the
time of the band
or was i any chance i could be the
m*rder*d guy oh that must be the
mcfarland boys let the party begin oh
this is gonna be happy man that m*rder
mystery was brutal tell you what got
m*rder*d fun how about the endless
single loss who is this Michael and how
come it took aa 150 versus two rows boda
shoulder but you guys just great you can
hung in there for charades who else was
sweating when Dad gamma to win or in the
Halverson's seem like really nice people
and I never want to see them again works
for me thanks for being so nice I even
bought 20 bucks worth of raffle tickets
for their church just to show that you
come from a good family pumpkin you can
pay me back whenever bill these aren't
raffle tickets these are tickets to
Godspell mmm their church is doing the
musical of God spelling you got tickets
for Saturday night we got on this is
will this off to go see ozzy osbourne
mr. Halverson is playing John the
Baptist well I'm playing bill the oldest
guy in the mosh pit Lorne we can't go
i'll call Ted and Cassie and explain
that you're blowing off a really just
play to go see the Prince of Darkness I
mean come on I like these people don't
read this for me oh don't worry you know
they already think dad to antipsychotic
go back to rock sir yeah Brian you and
your sister are going to see Godspell Oh
God spell I've always wanted to see this
maybe this will inspire me to finish my
musical are you writing a musical now
yeah well if you need a title how about
you're k*lling your father
I think the however sins are here to
take us to the place oh wait no that's
not them our mom and dad hiding they
need to be hiding yeah hiding I'm sure
God won't see them think you just calm
down just a little white lie it doesn't
make us bad people okay devil horns
check no rain check air guitar well you
always bring it but you never plan I we
guys have fun we're gonna be late but
Aunt Linda will be here okay o our sins
go home hi see that we got away with no
one more was so freaked out about coming
back coming back for you cute me to be
sh**ting a whole year supply I forgot
about the history of this particular bro
retweet let's go mr. Halverson what you
doing home alone uh don't worry my Ellen
they'll be here soon he'll be fine
cheeto Stein run climb softer up and
brought laptop in what
a little snafu with a babysitter Travel
Parcheesi is in the glove box learn I'm
just looking around and realizing how
lucky I am that's a nice home good area
of town to house the access to public
transportation is great you're here this
is mr. Halverson mom and dad are already
gone okay let's go hello I'm Lauren's
Aunt Linda okay well you can call me Ted
although later tonight I hit the stage
is John the Baptist don't want to be
late i'll have my head on a platter just
like the real guy can't believe that
Phil and Judy left already it's not even
six thirty swear they act like a couple
of teenagers whenever they go okay are
they gone you mean your dignity and
self-respect yeah
won't get far without these uh yeah no
please don't go far why it's taken
forever we're gonna be late to the
concert how much you get lesson at the
start of our marriage but that's okay
I'm tired too glad we got out of this
Godspell Singh can you think of anything
worse than watching Ted Halverson sing
and dance for two hours no yeah we can't
Halverson caught you at the ATM you guys
shouldn't leave the house without your
closet praying Lorne didn't see you
tonight she saw you oh how was the play
one word wow do you want to need to
learn how to dance I mean wow yeah see
that's what you get when you mess with
God thanks for the most embarrassing
night of my life oh honey I'm sure we
can top this I'm going to bed oh don't
judge us you were all on board for us
Lion miss sick aunt waukegan oh and I
wonder where i could have learned that
it's okay to lie i'm going to bed i'm
going to church with the Halverson's
tomorrow that is matthew ever wants to
see my face again were they angry with
you it to play honey no mom they were
nice they're always nice to nice people
that's why I go to church with them hold
on I think it's great you going to
church in the morning don't forget to
bring in the paper yeah that's all right
your mom will get it
go over there and apologize to the
healthy what do we have to apologize for
we've done nothing wrong we lied to them
and then we tried to lie our way out of
the lie our daughter thinks we have no
morals and I'm starting to believe she's
right come on we're not bad people we
raise good kids they stay out of trouble
Lauren goes to church cuz other people
take her I'm sorry but I'm not gonna let
somebody make me feel guilty just
because please tell me you see that too
where do you come from I remember
correctly Bethlehem maybe she's been
gone all night I'll get here do to get
to sign maybe if we close our eyes still
there sweetie why are you up I heard you
talking hey asked him listen for you she
sees it to my lab Lawrence boyfriend
house to the house is given to you know
you stole him I guess I mean taking
things that don't belong to you is wrong
let me took that class from the
restaurant it was freaked last night but
you made me hide it in my coat no we
were wrong to take the glass and you
can't keep him because he doesn't belong
to you yeah I love ya that's sweet honey
we'll buy you one okay good night baby
we are taking it back to the Halverson's
and explaining everything and we just
leave it on the porch ring the doorbell
and run magically appear but maybe we
should take it as a sign that we need to
set a better example for our kids and if
we leave it on the porch and run we're
not taking responsibility that's the
best part no harm no foul he'd
understand that he was a laid-back guy
you are sampled maybe you're right of
course I am come on let's go to bed holy
moly I was gonna say moly looks just
like the one we broke oh the beards a
little shorter Alex it's early in the
day I feel like we're doing the right
thing here after this we'll go over
there give him the statue face the music
I just hope it's not the banjo brothers
maybe we should start taking the kids to
church didn't we say we were always
going to do that well we tried a couple
of times when they were babies but then
we got cable and everything after that
is a beautifully sharp full-color blur
feel like they're searching for
something you know Lauren going to
church Tina loving Jesus I'm afraid
we're not giving them something to
believe in okay fine what do we believe
it well God and angels and not k*lling
people I don't know my parents never
took me to church if we're not sure what
we believe should we just go to church
and pretend I mean isn't that worse than
not going at all just feel like we need
some guidance right now here's your
double tall nonfat latte father Thank
You Daniel
I know she's not on duty it's like that
time we ran into dr. Holden at that
restaurant he wouldn't look at my rash
on a really nice place and your rash
wasn't excuse me I'm sorry to bother you
but my husband and I were wondering if
we could ask you a question my guess so
do you think it's wrong to go to church
if you're not really sure what you
believe in oh I don't know isn't that
what faith is all about believing in
something without a guarantee like the
cops I can't but you're saying we should
go to church well that's kind of a
personal decision but I don't think
there's anything wrong with spending a
little time each week thinking about
something larger than ourselves I really
thought about it that way maybe we'll
give it a try we see woody yeah you do
hey father Jack what I take my break now
I gotta go pick up mom Cheryl cover the
counter geez I just blew my whole break
talking to a couple of stoners about God
why are we doing this can we just leave
the central on the porch and run no
because from now on we are setting a
better example we are going to show you
how to do the right thing when you've
made a mistake there's a god he will
take you before the horses open that
door in stairs uh God he will take me
okay okay end up with your music oh why
hi we were wondering if we could talk to
in your wife for a second Kathy the
Millers are here coming you like to come
inside
oh yeah I hear the faucet she's washing
her hands probably like sit down no no
no we don't want to take up your time we
just drop by what you got on our hands
hello hello we just want to come over
and apologize for blowing off your play
and also we want to let you know that
our daughter stole your Jesus statue and
then we broke it but we got jennie-o one
and we hope you'll forgive us because we
want you to know where we're decent
moral people we decided that it's not
such a bad idea to take an hour a week
to think about something larger than
ourselves okay a quick question on that
tent is it always in an hour he knows
him there's something you want to say to
the hell person I'm sorry still here
thank you that's okay honey I just love
him so much she loves cheese we all love
him Tina he's so cute Jesus is cute name
is Kenny Loggins out of marry him honey
honey this is Jesus no she's kidding
Loggins give him back okay JP it's time
to go get a nice man history tonight you
still have our casserole dish let's call
deep-sea in church
I'll say my name again in case or not
sure I'm Louie Louie we're leaving at
intermission
[Music]
going on mrs. Kravitz Samantha turned
Darren into a zebra again stand it
Lawrence out on that porch with the kid
she's been dating it's been three weeks
and he's yet to set foot in this house
it took you six months introduce me to
your parents I was waiting for the
perfect moment but the three of you
never seemed to be drunk at the same
time vamanos let's see if we can get a
good look and he's gone we know nothing
about this kid bill to be fair how much
do we really know about Lauren cleaning
hate mom while you're at it you might
want to get your nose smudge off the
front window curious how come we're not
Lots to your boyfriend's face maybe he
doesn't have a face oh come on come on
Judy you'll be shy too if you didn't
have a face hello oh hello Matthew's
mother yes he just left oh yes well I
really wanted to talk to you too out of
town what I'm sorry I'm sorry could you
hold on a second Lawrence trying to fly
you've been visiting dad sick and and
waukegan I know it sounds silly just
please pull you along gosh you know we
don't have relatives in waukegan oh no
she meant Rockford that's where the sick
aunt is what we've been wanting to meet
you too Dylan I Friday night sounds
great Oh we'll bring Brian and Tina too
okay great thanks can't believe you
would lie to keep us from meeting your
boyfriend's parents it's just that
Matthews family it's a little different
than we are you wouldn't get along
different how well when somebody in his
family accidentally burps they say
excuse me instead of seeing how deep
they can get into the alphabet was
applauding when I got to our
it's not just that I mean they're nice
we go to church every well going to
church doesn't necessarily make you nice
does however make you sleepy we just
took you to church he told him that
didn't you uncle down funeral was in a
church and a real snoozefest yeah I mean
they know that you guys didn't take you
to church why would they know that
because I've been going to church with
them what one Sunday cheeky students I
mean what have you been going that we
don't know about early in the morning
before you get up now you know that the
nice people and you don't have to move
no we need to meet them because they
need to know that we're good people to
on dad don't want to go to you well it's
a tough call because when I see how
miserable it make you I think i'm just
not the kind of father who could pass
that up
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
and dad don't forget please don't call
anything ask what I don't say a see yeah
you do it's your new favorite word
you've been saying it non-stop for two
weeks okay name one thing that I call
pasi arena football turkey Franks
grandma I believe I call grandma gassy I
sorry what I guess they're really into
kenny loggins god you want a couple of
Grammys let's not get carried away by
Matthew Halverson I'm being your
daughter not to you yeah I'm the old man
my wife Kathy don't call me the old lady
meet you let me take that I'm Judy you
have a lovely home it really feels like
it's filled with god's love thank you
I'm bill this is brian tina of course
you know Lauren hey Lauren hi Matthew
these are my parents do you miss her
mrs. Miller yeah it's nice to finally
meet you face-to-face sorry to hear
about your second oh thank you but we
find that prayer and the Bible and those
little beads really give us a straight
hey you guys want to go hang out
downstairs yeah how about we raise well
you're the first ones again here we've
invited the usual cast of criminals got
people from our church I office Kathy's
office not the post office though we're
gonna go ahead and leave those criminals
on the wall haha let me take these cones
bless you
someone's knee yeah yeah that was me I
sneeze like an infant this is I yawn
like a hippo and this from a guy who
snores like a big ol boy on there hey I
got something special I want to share
with the dough if it's a Bible we know
their puppy six ways from Sunday oh good
well it's something different what's
with all the blessings running for Pope
you think our daughter to church and we
don't oh I get it you figure they'll
forgive us if they think you're mentally
ill I just don't want to distich on some
horrible sinner well just relax they
seem like nice people little happy but
nice I understand you're a beer drinker
try this i brewed it myself wow you brew
your own beer mmm rich beer taste with a
clean beer finish you know what this
would go good with more slow down Dean
Martin that was supposed to be for both
of you I do three gallons at a time that
way everybody gets a taste I've been
known to do three gallons at a time
myself oh hang on hang out have a seat I
gotta warn you these pop mutts can get
pretty wild that's why we send the kids
down into the basement so what's
grown-ups can let our hair down Oh wild
huh oh yes we play charades we have a
sing-along what good news early bird you
get the first pick for your roles in the
m*rder mystery but you can't see madam
plum tree because she's taken and I am
old mr. Finnegan the coffee grounds
keeper who was passed out drunk at the
time of the band
or was i any chance i could be the
m*rder*d guy oh that must be the
mcfarland boys let the party begin oh
this is gonna be happy man that m*rder
mystery was brutal tell you what got
m*rder*d fun how about the endless
single loss who is this Michael and how
come it took aa 150 versus two rows boda
shoulder but you guys just great you can
hung in there for charades who else was
sweating when Dad gamma to win or in the
Halverson's seem like really nice people
and I never want to see them again works
for me thanks for being so nice I even
bought 20 bucks worth of raffle tickets
for their church just to show that you
come from a good family pumpkin you can
pay me back whenever bill these aren't
raffle tickets these are tickets to
Godspell mmm their church is doing the
musical of God spelling you got tickets
for Saturday night we got on this is
will this off to go see ozzy osbourne
mr. Halverson is playing John the
Baptist well I'm playing bill the oldest
guy in the mosh pit Lorne we can't go
i'll call Ted and Cassie and explain
that you're blowing off a really just
play to go see the Prince of Darkness I
mean come on I like these people don't
read this for me oh don't worry you know
they already think dad to antipsychotic
go back to rock sir yeah Brian you and
your sister are going to see Godspell Oh
God spell I've always wanted to see this
maybe this will inspire me to finish my
musical are you writing a musical now
yeah well if you need a title how about
you're k*lling your father
I think the however sins are here to
take us to the place oh wait no that's
not them our mom and dad hiding they
need to be hiding yeah hiding I'm sure
God won't see them think you just calm
down just a little white lie it doesn't
make us bad people okay devil horns
check no rain check air guitar well you
always bring it but you never plan I we
guys have fun we're gonna be late but
Aunt Linda will be here okay o our sins
go home hi see that we got away with no
one more was so freaked out about coming
back coming back for you cute me to be
sh**ting a whole year supply I forgot
about the history of this particular bro
retweet let's go mr. Halverson what you
doing home alone uh don't worry my Ellen
they'll be here soon he'll be fine
cheeto Stein run climb softer up and
brought laptop in what
a little snafu with a babysitter Travel
Parcheesi is in the glove box learn I'm
just looking around and realizing how
lucky I am that's a nice home good area
of town to house the access to public
transportation is great you're here this
is mr. Halverson mom and dad are already
gone okay let's go hello I'm Lauren's
Aunt Linda okay well you can call me Ted
although later tonight I hit the stage
is John the Baptist don't want to be
late i'll have my head on a platter just
like the real guy can't believe that
Phil and Judy left already it's not even
six thirty swear they act like a couple
of teenagers whenever they go okay are
they gone you mean your dignity and
self-respect yeah
won't get far without these uh yeah no
please don't go far why it's taken
forever we're gonna be late to the
concert how much you get lesson at the
start of our marriage but that's okay
I'm tired too glad we got out of this
Godspell Singh can you think of anything
worse than watching Ted Halverson sing
and dance for two hours no yeah we can't
Halverson caught you at the ATM you guys
shouldn't leave the house without your
closet praying Lorne didn't see you
tonight she saw you oh how was the play
one word wow do you want to need to
learn how to dance I mean wow yeah see
that's what you get when you mess with
God thanks for the most embarrassing
night of my life oh honey I'm sure we
can top this I'm going to bed oh don't
judge us you were all on board for us
Lion miss sick aunt waukegan oh and I
wonder where i could have learned that
it's okay to lie i'm going to bed i'm
going to church with the Halverson's
tomorrow that is matthew ever wants to
see my face again were they angry with
you it to play honey no mom they were
nice they're always nice to nice people
that's why I go to church with them hold
on I think it's great you going to
church in the morning don't forget to
bring in the paper yeah that's all right
your mom will get it
go over there and apologize to the
healthy what do we have to apologize for
we've done nothing wrong we lied to them
and then we tried to lie our way out of
the lie our daughter thinks we have no
morals and I'm starting to believe she's
right come on we're not bad people we
raise good kids they stay out of trouble
Lauren goes to church cuz other people
take her I'm sorry but I'm not gonna let
somebody make me feel guilty just
because please tell me you see that too
where do you come from I remember
correctly Bethlehem maybe she's been
gone all night I'll get here do to get
to sign maybe if we close our eyes still
there sweetie why are you up I heard you
talking hey asked him listen for you she
sees it to my lab Lawrence boyfriend
house to the house is given to you know
you stole him I guess I mean taking
things that don't belong to you is wrong
let me took that class from the
restaurant it was freaked last night but
you made me hide it in my coat no we
were wrong to take the glass and you
can't keep him because he doesn't belong
to you yeah I love ya that's sweet honey
we'll buy you one okay good night baby
we are taking it back to the Halverson's
and explaining everything and we just
leave it on the porch ring the doorbell
and run magically appear but maybe we
should take it as a sign that we need to
set a better example for our kids and if
we leave it on the porch and run we're
not taking responsibility that's the
best part no harm no foul he'd
understand that he was a laid-back guy
you are sampled maybe you're right of
course I am come on let's go to bed holy
moly I was gonna say moly looks just
like the one we broke oh the beards a
little shorter Alex it's early in the
day I feel like we're doing the right
thing here after this we'll go over
there give him the statue face the music
I just hope it's not the banjo brothers
maybe we should start taking the kids to
church didn't we say we were always
going to do that well we tried a couple
of times when they were babies but then
we got cable and everything after that
is a beautifully sharp full-color blur
feel like they're searching for
something you know Lauren going to
church Tina loving Jesus I'm afraid
we're not giving them something to
believe in okay fine what do we believe
it well God and angels and not k*lling
people I don't know my parents never
took me to church if we're not sure what
we believe should we just go to church
and pretend I mean isn't that worse than
not going at all just feel like we need
some guidance right now here's your
double tall nonfat latte father Thank
You Daniel
I know she's not on duty it's like that
time we ran into dr. Holden at that
restaurant he wouldn't look at my rash
on a really nice place and your rash
wasn't excuse me I'm sorry to bother you
but my husband and I were wondering if
we could ask you a question my guess so
do you think it's wrong to go to church
if you're not really sure what you
believe in oh I don't know isn't that
what faith is all about believing in
something without a guarantee like the
cops I can't but you're saying we should
go to church well that's kind of a
personal decision but I don't think
there's anything wrong with spending a
little time each week thinking about
something larger than ourselves I really
thought about it that way maybe we'll
give it a try we see woody yeah you do
hey father Jack what I take my break now
I gotta go pick up mom Cheryl cover the
counter geez I just blew my whole break
talking to a couple of stoners about God
why are we doing this can we just leave
the central on the porch and run no
because from now on we are setting a
better example we are going to show you
how to do the right thing when you've
made a mistake there's a god he will
take you before the horses open that
door in stairs uh God he will take me
okay okay end up with your music oh why
hi we were wondering if we could talk to
in your wife for a second Kathy the
Millers are here coming you like to come
inside
oh yeah I hear the faucet she's washing
her hands probably like sit down no no
no we don't want to take up your time we
just drop by what you got on our hands
hello hello we just want to come over
and apologize for blowing off your play
and also we want to let you know that
our daughter stole your Jesus statue and
then we broke it but we got jennie-o one
and we hope you'll forgive us because we
want you to know where we're decent
moral people we decided that it's not
such a bad idea to take an hour a week
to think about something larger than
ourselves okay a quick question on that
tent is it always in an hour he knows
him there's something you want to say to
the hell person I'm sorry still here
thank you that's okay honey I just love
him so much she loves cheese we all love
him Tina he's so cute Jesus is cute name
is Kenny Loggins out of marry him honey
honey this is Jesus no she's kidding
Loggins give him back okay JP it's time
to go get a nice man history tonight you
still have our casserole dish let's call
deep-sea in church
I'll say my name again in case or not
sure I'm Louie Louie we're leaving at
intermission
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