02x04 - Still Our Kids
Posted: 11/12/22 08:02
[Music]
61 still 36 no no no no don't pull that
I don't know how to count stuff you're
in first grade now all right four five
six hundred dollars hey Dad I'm thinking
Bonnie out k 9 40 bucks Brian I'd love
to help you but I'm up to my neck in
debt this house isn't paid for this
house isn't paid I just got out of the
joint all the things are looking up I
just want a beauty content Oh dad I'm
we're just looking nice for Bonnie she's
been kind of mad at me all right you
convinced me here's a thousand bucks and
a convertible now you not allowed to
take it to a hotel but you can't take a
hotel to her
[Music]
[Applause]
a long day at the mall but this family
should not need any more underwear for
at least another year I smell a
challenge throw out bills old underwear
or drive it to the woods when hope it
doesn't follow you home I cannot believe
that I had to go to the mall for two
hours and I got nothing that is not true
after about an hour you got real crappy
that's because you wouldn't get me that
sweet jacket that I wanted I hate having
no money me too I have to beg you guys
for every dime if only those away for
young people to make money maybe by
trading some sort of labor for it
suggesting that we did jobs yes he is
and he has never looked sexier to me
than right now do you see me in these
where am I supposed to get a job only 13
a lot of kids your age make money doing
what would it k*ll you to win Wimbledon
now Laura my friends are Logan's are
looking for someone to look after their
five-year-old twins after school
babysitting I don't think I want to
babysit it'll be good for you you know
there's nothing like the satisfaction of
putting in a hard day's work and after a
while you'll even look forward to it
well I guess I could worked your film
enough to find my coat you know getting
a job might not be such a bad idea can
make my own money be my own man here
honey let me start dad orange for you
mask job too ok let's see how about you
help mommy straighten up around the
house so I get paid well any loose
change you find while cleaning up is
yours to keep ok like there's ever a
spare nickel around this house and the
quarry it just wasn't such a good idea
oh come on how much money did she really
fine
look for you sweetie honey get out of
daddy's wallet he'll listen little nest
of baby birds out there all right I get
it I'll get the hose oh so quiet around
you're down to Brian and Lauren hip jobs
yeah it is nice to have a Saturday
afternoon to ourselves you know I
thought we could use this time to work
on our relationship and communicate our
emotional needs give me the cabin Hey hi
mommy hi Daddy why did her pants all
went well you know we went to a pic got
Brian from work you know that fountain
in front of the bookstore I found less
change no I'm sorry I'm so soon person
tried to cover by telling people i lost
my engagement ring in there it's a
wishing fountain linda not a miracle
family hey hey working man how was your
date a lot of books it was great my boss
let me work the register today I really
like him he's so cool and then lets us
borrow any book we want from the store
biography ellipse yep plans they are
really good chuck was playing him in the
store today well he must have better
speakers in my car where they're always
playing i'm tryna get you to listen to
zeppelin for years really we know Chuck
knows a lot of cool stuff about him did
you know that some of their lyrics are
based on Lord of the Rings I think this
Chuck's trying to pull something on you
that movie wasn't even out when they
wrote those songs no daddy
hey hey where are you coming from I
thought you were babysitting it to Logan
why was I got off early they paid me and
went straight to the mall you know you
should work out an arrangement with the
Logan's where they give the money right
to the store hey Lauren Barbara Logan
told me you are doing a great job she
said she's always cheerful she's great
with a kid vacuum does the dishes
without being asked really Lana you
sending some other kid to the Logan's to
do your job no what's just their house
is really pretty and I felt kind of
weird letting it get messy was just
wanting to care when our house gets
messy it's just different I mean their
house is really big and everything's new
when it matches it's hard to keep the
house clean with kids around they have
25 year old twins well everything really
does match in there let me tell you
something little girl we could have a
lot of fancy things but we're not
shallow and materialistic ha ha ha Tina
dropped a quarter
[Music]
ooh brownies yeah visible Logan hey
Robin Hood you got a backwards you're
supposed to bring their brownies home to
us hey hey Belle she made brownies for
the Logan's what a coincidence that's
the name of my mouth the Logan's yeah
they're fat-free and sugar free well
then I hope they enjoy their brown
crackers you're gonna make them brownies
at least you could do is make the mess
in their kitchen so now oh hi mrs. Logan
you have a cell phone lukens gave it to
me they like me to be reachable yeah was
just on my way what oh don't worry also
it for you you can sew okay believe this
is what she's joined that other family
hey do you think she could get us in
bacon she's cleaning she's being
respectful i mean i wouldn't mind if
they were just getting Lauren but
they're getting the Lorne we never got
judy judy keep your eyes on the prize
here our kids have jobs I started my day
with eighteen dollars i'm ending my day
with eighteen dollars do you know what
that means you forgot to pick up my dry
cleaning hey mom dad this is Chuck Quinn
my boss he gave me a ride home oh nice
to meet you hey how are you doing got a
great kid here uh we've done worse guess
what Chuck's planning a computerized as
inventory I'll go get that spreadsheet
thanks buddy you want drink Chuck I love
a beer oh we don't have any beer in the
house oh I'm sorry you don't drink no we
drink we just drink faster than we buy
you know you're you're not exactly what
I was expecting what do you mean well
most of the people Bryan connects with I
mean you look more like the kind of guy
I'd want to be friends with well let's
see how today goes and take it from
there by the way thank you for turning
my son on the Zeppelin I'm just trying
to cheer him up take his mind off all
this stuff with his girlfriend Bonnie oh
yeah Bonnie right right Bonnie what what
what happened with Bonnie oh you know
how they broke up he's really been going
through a lot what am I telling you for
I'm sure he told you all about it oh
yeah yeah yeah yeah actually I was the
one who told him it was high time to
move on no she broke up with him and
that's why it was time to move on well
when did he tell you Oh a Tuesday me
Wednesday ah he told me Monday told you
the day before it happened yes here's
the disk I'll make sure all the files
are compatible compatible you mean like
Jeff and Amy and the reference section
yeah although what they were doing
belong in science fiction Jamie
what's so funny I have no idea hey son
need any help with your homework why you
know somebody I like I can't help you
with it's just tough what's up not much
anything going on in your personal life
you want to talk about with the old man
must be something going on like school
or girls or girls in school you know
school dad would you like some time
alone with my computer oh thank you
chitchat you know father-son style are
you doing with the sports section I'm
checking the standings check
understandings you like baseball you
finally turned into a real life Oh knock
it off I see I was pretending you were
Pinocchio and I yeah I get it no plastic
Jeff and Amy joke I guess dad you know
the White Sox are playing the Cubs
tomorrow yeah yeah hey I got an idea why
don't we go to that game you wouldn't be
good time to catch up on I'm already
going Chuck invited everyone from the
store ah Chuck so Chuck succumb fan no
he's white socks man what dan and the
white zone Judy you're not going to that
game what's the big deal I'll tell you
the big deal the Cubs stand for
everything that's good and holds him a
decent about Chicago all the White Sox
attract the kind of people we don't
associate with like your mother's uncle
Ted whose uncle Ted except I just found
out Brian's boss root for the other team
well now we can be accepting of that
it's a lifestyle choice no no no the
White Sox what what kind of person would
choose to live like that I've had to go
with charkie already bought the tickets
fine fine go to the game with your new
White Sox buddy
have a father-and-son bonding day at the
ballpark with your mother and the girls
sometimes your father gets so worked up
I mean what's the difference both teams
from the same town the White Sox are not
from arch
[Music]
guys I think I can see the hole in the
ozone layer from here yeah the Buddy
rosedale parent at Ryan and Chuck
staring a Brian and Chuck I'm watching
the game yeah he's just sitting there
eating a hot dog I'm now Chuck's button
on sunblock big I think I got twice the
pigment of that loser oh I'm gonna go
get mrs. Logan a sweatshirt well so now
you're buying him gifts it's the least
that I can do they've opened up their
home to me and made me part of their
family yeah well we did that 13 years
ago when I ruined my body to give you
life I can't help it if the Vogons like
me he even invited me on a family ski
trip to Aspen this Christmas you can't
go away for Christmas Christmas is a
very special time in the Miller
household mom last year you burnt the
ham and we ate leftover Chinese food
around the TV second year in a row it's
called tradition how harsh can't go on
the ski trip with the logo can be calm
down so she liked the Logans I don't
know why you have to take everything so
personal oh my god he bought Brian a
white sox hat
don't put it on he put it on down there
he's corrupting my child Heena hold my
beer you're right I'll k*ll it on the
way down mom I have to go on the ski
trip the Vogons are counting on me I
tell you like me to have new experience
you know this is a really great
opportunity for her to travel okay fine
you know what go I don't want to hold
you back have fun in it you mean it yeah
do you want your kids to have a better
life than you have just not that much
thank you so much mom you're okay you
know that babysitting twins can be hard
work right particularly in the snow and
around celebrities so I can mixture shut
up you're having a Chinese Christmas
with that
[Music]
hey how's it going yeah what is doing
here oh you're your mom was worried
people could see if her skirt it's okay
honey hey Bill hey Chuck Brian that the
hat looks a little snug let me adjust it
for you there you go that was believe it
said you gave me a different hat you all
come dad all right excuse me you going
somewhere well I guess I better get back
all right get up bill for you
[Applause]
hey buddy related yeah what are you
doing back a seat open though actually
my husband's coming back after that
attitude all right let's go tummy I'm a
42 short would you get this around types
of says okay Lauren what do you want on
your hot dog we got ketchup and got
mustard puts finger down or lose it
Thomas Logan just what my mom's gonna
let me go to oh you hired a new pair
that's great what's an au pair what you
still need it but I'll still be going to
but sometimes you'll need me to
add new discover place by some stupid
French girl is moving it oh you're fired
on nickel sorry honey I can't believe
they made me think that I was part of
the family you know it's good to be nice
to the people you work for but never
forget it's your real family that will
always be there for you mostly because
we can't afford to travel don't be
stupid don't call yourself stupid you
are not stupid stay up for leaving you
this cell phone who had relatives in
another country just give the little
girl a quarter when you're done bill if
you have to scream could you just not do
it so close to my ear oh sorry I thought
this was a baseball game not a girly
teacup doily party what all I'm saying
is I paid for this seat and I can yell
all I want in my husband feet trying to
watch a game get your frozen lemonade
that sounds good an outage no no I'll
get it oh no I told all my employees the
day was on me well I told my son I get
him a lemonade problem bill I don't have
a problem i'm a Cub fan you have a
problem I have a problem you sitting in
my seat or you to never give up dude
[Applause]
oh all right yeah only because you're
driving it out of my dad that's because
I love my son has the I Brian still
hurts well look on the bright side which
I probably should have come up with
before I threw that out there I'm really
worried about your head be all right man
I'm talking to your father you are
insane last night you just need an
aspirin are you still mad yes how about
now yes now yeah yeah you can bearish me
in front of everybody and now i'm
probably gonna get fired you're not
gonna lose your job Chuck's a nice guy
then why were you acting like that it's
just that you were rooting for another
team and really bugged me what's the
difference dead than just baseball teams
well when two people are fans are the
same team they they share a bond means
they're more likely to stay close and
discuss things like batting averages or
oh I don't know what's going on with you
and your girlfriend girlfriend dad I
don't even have a girlfriend any minute
I know I have to hear it from your boss
seems like you've been telling them a
lot of stuff lately that I know nothing
about is that what's been making me so
crazy well that and I genuinely do hate
the socks but mostly the girlfriend
that I tried to talk to you about
haunting but sometimes when I want to
talk give me that face what face that
want to hear it face oh you mean this
one no that's your I thought I had a
candy bar in the freezer face oh now
that reminds me no no that can wait have
a hundred percent of my attention son
you were saying sure you really want to
hear all this you kidding you finally
have an age where your problems are
interesting really yeah the first ten
years were all about wiping stuff that
came out of here now it's all about
girls and cars and fights don't shut me
out now okay well remember how Barney
was acting really weird haha so she
comes up to me at the pep rally uh-huh
and right away I could tell something
was bothering it just by the way she
said my name uh-huh so anyway it turns
out that she saw me talking to the girl
with the locker next to me but I was
only asking for notes for our chemistry
class cuz I wasn't paying attention i
was looking at barn again sorry so then
when she gives me the notes body thinks
the phone love notes
[Music]
I will you have it in
way cause you actually
[Music]
61 still 36 no no no no don't pull that
I don't know how to count stuff you're
in first grade now all right four five
six hundred dollars hey Dad I'm thinking
Bonnie out k 9 40 bucks Brian I'd love
to help you but I'm up to my neck in
debt this house isn't paid for this
house isn't paid I just got out of the
joint all the things are looking up I
just want a beauty content Oh dad I'm
we're just looking nice for Bonnie she's
been kind of mad at me all right you
convinced me here's a thousand bucks and
a convertible now you not allowed to
take it to a hotel but you can't take a
hotel to her
[Music]
[Applause]
a long day at the mall but this family
should not need any more underwear for
at least another year I smell a
challenge throw out bills old underwear
or drive it to the woods when hope it
doesn't follow you home I cannot believe
that I had to go to the mall for two
hours and I got nothing that is not true
after about an hour you got real crappy
that's because you wouldn't get me that
sweet jacket that I wanted I hate having
no money me too I have to beg you guys
for every dime if only those away for
young people to make money maybe by
trading some sort of labor for it
suggesting that we did jobs yes he is
and he has never looked sexier to me
than right now do you see me in these
where am I supposed to get a job only 13
a lot of kids your age make money doing
what would it k*ll you to win Wimbledon
now Laura my friends are Logan's are
looking for someone to look after their
five-year-old twins after school
babysitting I don't think I want to
babysit it'll be good for you you know
there's nothing like the satisfaction of
putting in a hard day's work and after a
while you'll even look forward to it
well I guess I could worked your film
enough to find my coat you know getting
a job might not be such a bad idea can
make my own money be my own man here
honey let me start dad orange for you
mask job too ok let's see how about you
help mommy straighten up around the
house so I get paid well any loose
change you find while cleaning up is
yours to keep ok like there's ever a
spare nickel around this house and the
quarry it just wasn't such a good idea
oh come on how much money did she really
fine
look for you sweetie honey get out of
daddy's wallet he'll listen little nest
of baby birds out there all right I get
it I'll get the hose oh so quiet around
you're down to Brian and Lauren hip jobs
yeah it is nice to have a Saturday
afternoon to ourselves you know I
thought we could use this time to work
on our relationship and communicate our
emotional needs give me the cabin Hey hi
mommy hi Daddy why did her pants all
went well you know we went to a pic got
Brian from work you know that fountain
in front of the bookstore I found less
change no I'm sorry I'm so soon person
tried to cover by telling people i lost
my engagement ring in there it's a
wishing fountain linda not a miracle
family hey hey working man how was your
date a lot of books it was great my boss
let me work the register today I really
like him he's so cool and then lets us
borrow any book we want from the store
biography ellipse yep plans they are
really good chuck was playing him in the
store today well he must have better
speakers in my car where they're always
playing i'm tryna get you to listen to
zeppelin for years really we know Chuck
knows a lot of cool stuff about him did
you know that some of their lyrics are
based on Lord of the Rings I think this
Chuck's trying to pull something on you
that movie wasn't even out when they
wrote those songs no daddy
hey hey where are you coming from I
thought you were babysitting it to Logan
why was I got off early they paid me and
went straight to the mall you know you
should work out an arrangement with the
Logan's where they give the money right
to the store hey Lauren Barbara Logan
told me you are doing a great job she
said she's always cheerful she's great
with a kid vacuum does the dishes
without being asked really Lana you
sending some other kid to the Logan's to
do your job no what's just their house
is really pretty and I felt kind of
weird letting it get messy was just
wanting to care when our house gets
messy it's just different I mean their
house is really big and everything's new
when it matches it's hard to keep the
house clean with kids around they have
25 year old twins well everything really
does match in there let me tell you
something little girl we could have a
lot of fancy things but we're not
shallow and materialistic ha ha ha Tina
dropped a quarter
[Music]
ooh brownies yeah visible Logan hey
Robin Hood you got a backwards you're
supposed to bring their brownies home to
us hey hey Belle she made brownies for
the Logan's what a coincidence that's
the name of my mouth the Logan's yeah
they're fat-free and sugar free well
then I hope they enjoy their brown
crackers you're gonna make them brownies
at least you could do is make the mess
in their kitchen so now oh hi mrs. Logan
you have a cell phone lukens gave it to
me they like me to be reachable yeah was
just on my way what oh don't worry also
it for you you can sew okay believe this
is what she's joined that other family
hey do you think she could get us in
bacon she's cleaning she's being
respectful i mean i wouldn't mind if
they were just getting Lauren but
they're getting the Lorne we never got
judy judy keep your eyes on the prize
here our kids have jobs I started my day
with eighteen dollars i'm ending my day
with eighteen dollars do you know what
that means you forgot to pick up my dry
cleaning hey mom dad this is Chuck Quinn
my boss he gave me a ride home oh nice
to meet you hey how are you doing got a
great kid here uh we've done worse guess
what Chuck's planning a computerized as
inventory I'll go get that spreadsheet
thanks buddy you want drink Chuck I love
a beer oh we don't have any beer in the
house oh I'm sorry you don't drink no we
drink we just drink faster than we buy
you know you're you're not exactly what
I was expecting what do you mean well
most of the people Bryan connects with I
mean you look more like the kind of guy
I'd want to be friends with well let's
see how today goes and take it from
there by the way thank you for turning
my son on the Zeppelin I'm just trying
to cheer him up take his mind off all
this stuff with his girlfriend Bonnie oh
yeah Bonnie right right Bonnie what what
what happened with Bonnie oh you know
how they broke up he's really been going
through a lot what am I telling you for
I'm sure he told you all about it oh
yeah yeah yeah yeah actually I was the
one who told him it was high time to
move on no she broke up with him and
that's why it was time to move on well
when did he tell you Oh a Tuesday me
Wednesday ah he told me Monday told you
the day before it happened yes here's
the disk I'll make sure all the files
are compatible compatible you mean like
Jeff and Amy and the reference section
yeah although what they were doing
belong in science fiction Jamie
what's so funny I have no idea hey son
need any help with your homework why you
know somebody I like I can't help you
with it's just tough what's up not much
anything going on in your personal life
you want to talk about with the old man
must be something going on like school
or girls or girls in school you know
school dad would you like some time
alone with my computer oh thank you
chitchat you know father-son style are
you doing with the sports section I'm
checking the standings check
understandings you like baseball you
finally turned into a real life Oh knock
it off I see I was pretending you were
Pinocchio and I yeah I get it no plastic
Jeff and Amy joke I guess dad you know
the White Sox are playing the Cubs
tomorrow yeah yeah hey I got an idea why
don't we go to that game you wouldn't be
good time to catch up on I'm already
going Chuck invited everyone from the
store ah Chuck so Chuck succumb fan no
he's white socks man what dan and the
white zone Judy you're not going to that
game what's the big deal I'll tell you
the big deal the Cubs stand for
everything that's good and holds him a
decent about Chicago all the White Sox
attract the kind of people we don't
associate with like your mother's uncle
Ted whose uncle Ted except I just found
out Brian's boss root for the other team
well now we can be accepting of that
it's a lifestyle choice no no no the
White Sox what what kind of person would
choose to live like that I've had to go
with charkie already bought the tickets
fine fine go to the game with your new
White Sox buddy
have a father-and-son bonding day at the
ballpark with your mother and the girls
sometimes your father gets so worked up
I mean what's the difference both teams
from the same town the White Sox are not
from arch
[Music]
guys I think I can see the hole in the
ozone layer from here yeah the Buddy
rosedale parent at Ryan and Chuck
staring a Brian and Chuck I'm watching
the game yeah he's just sitting there
eating a hot dog I'm now Chuck's button
on sunblock big I think I got twice the
pigment of that loser oh I'm gonna go
get mrs. Logan a sweatshirt well so now
you're buying him gifts it's the least
that I can do they've opened up their
home to me and made me part of their
family yeah well we did that 13 years
ago when I ruined my body to give you
life I can't help it if the Vogons like
me he even invited me on a family ski
trip to Aspen this Christmas you can't
go away for Christmas Christmas is a
very special time in the Miller
household mom last year you burnt the
ham and we ate leftover Chinese food
around the TV second year in a row it's
called tradition how harsh can't go on
the ski trip with the logo can be calm
down so she liked the Logans I don't
know why you have to take everything so
personal oh my god he bought Brian a
white sox hat
don't put it on he put it on down there
he's corrupting my child Heena hold my
beer you're right I'll k*ll it on the
way down mom I have to go on the ski
trip the Vogons are counting on me I
tell you like me to have new experience
you know this is a really great
opportunity for her to travel okay fine
you know what go I don't want to hold
you back have fun in it you mean it yeah
do you want your kids to have a better
life than you have just not that much
thank you so much mom you're okay you
know that babysitting twins can be hard
work right particularly in the snow and
around celebrities so I can mixture shut
up you're having a Chinese Christmas
with that
[Music]
hey how's it going yeah what is doing
here oh you're your mom was worried
people could see if her skirt it's okay
honey hey Bill hey Chuck Brian that the
hat looks a little snug let me adjust it
for you there you go that was believe it
said you gave me a different hat you all
come dad all right excuse me you going
somewhere well I guess I better get back
all right get up bill for you
[Applause]
hey buddy related yeah what are you
doing back a seat open though actually
my husband's coming back after that
attitude all right let's go tummy I'm a
42 short would you get this around types
of says okay Lauren what do you want on
your hot dog we got ketchup and got
mustard puts finger down or lose it
Thomas Logan just what my mom's gonna
let me go to oh you hired a new pair
that's great what's an au pair what you
still need it but I'll still be going to
but sometimes you'll need me to
add new discover place by some stupid
French girl is moving it oh you're fired
on nickel sorry honey I can't believe
they made me think that I was part of
the family you know it's good to be nice
to the people you work for but never
forget it's your real family that will
always be there for you mostly because
we can't afford to travel don't be
stupid don't call yourself stupid you
are not stupid stay up for leaving you
this cell phone who had relatives in
another country just give the little
girl a quarter when you're done bill if
you have to scream could you just not do
it so close to my ear oh sorry I thought
this was a baseball game not a girly
teacup doily party what all I'm saying
is I paid for this seat and I can yell
all I want in my husband feet trying to
watch a game get your frozen lemonade
that sounds good an outage no no I'll
get it oh no I told all my employees the
day was on me well I told my son I get
him a lemonade problem bill I don't have
a problem i'm a Cub fan you have a
problem I have a problem you sitting in
my seat or you to never give up dude
[Applause]
oh all right yeah only because you're
driving it out of my dad that's because
I love my son has the I Brian still
hurts well look on the bright side which
I probably should have come up with
before I threw that out there I'm really
worried about your head be all right man
I'm talking to your father you are
insane last night you just need an
aspirin are you still mad yes how about
now yes now yeah yeah you can bearish me
in front of everybody and now i'm
probably gonna get fired you're not
gonna lose your job Chuck's a nice guy
then why were you acting like that it's
just that you were rooting for another
team and really bugged me what's the
difference dead than just baseball teams
well when two people are fans are the
same team they they share a bond means
they're more likely to stay close and
discuss things like batting averages or
oh I don't know what's going on with you
and your girlfriend girlfriend dad I
don't even have a girlfriend any minute
I know I have to hear it from your boss
seems like you've been telling them a
lot of stuff lately that I know nothing
about is that what's been making me so
crazy well that and I genuinely do hate
the socks but mostly the girlfriend
that I tried to talk to you about
haunting but sometimes when I want to
talk give me that face what face that
want to hear it face oh you mean this
one no that's your I thought I had a
candy bar in the freezer face oh now
that reminds me no no that can wait have
a hundred percent of my attention son
you were saying sure you really want to
hear all this you kidding you finally
have an age where your problems are
interesting really yeah the first ten
years were all about wiping stuff that
came out of here now it's all about
girls and cars and fights don't shut me
out now okay well remember how Barney
was acting really weird haha so she
comes up to me at the pep rally uh-huh
and right away I could tell something
was bothering it just by the way she
said my name uh-huh so anyway it turns
out that she saw me talking to the girl
with the locker next to me but I was
only asking for notes for our chemistry
class cuz I wasn't paying attention i
was looking at barn again sorry so then
when she gives me the notes body thinks
the phone love notes
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I will you have it in
way cause you actually
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