01x22 - Still Partying
Posted: 11/10/22 09:02
[Music]
hey daddy how was work making the world
a better place one toilet at a time
you're my hero oh I'm hungry smells good
just boiling water where is it coming
from oh wait i got barbecue sauce on my
shirt when you ate lunch does any of you
go on your mouth i have 30 minutes 8 45
minutes worth of food there's bound to
be shrapnel besides you you might want
to be nice to me oh no way ac/dc concert
forces how'd you get these some loser at
work had a baby bear she says she can't
go to the concert she's gonna be home
with the new board no AC DC fans oh who
should i create or time saturday i have
the tickets Oh take me take me yes go to
dinner beforehand you want to have sex
after the concert after the concert
you're no AC DC fan yeah mom dad um if
you have a minute can I have a word with
you long as that word isn't pregnant
bill don't be ridiculous i would have
read about that in her diary I possibly
ever have a serious conversation with
you sorry what's on your mind honey
concerning the Saturday eat concerning
the saturday evening bill go ahead honey
concerning the saturday evening on your
father made a face you have great your
people all right Lawrence Atari yes
concerning this Saturday's well
Tiffany's oldest sister's a cheerleader
and she's having a party on Saturday
I've been invited there's going to be
boys there and possibly beer but I
promise I won't drink or do anything bad
yeah I have your permission to go are
her parents gonna be there no but I will
conduct myself responsibly
I'd like to start at any parties and
that's why I'm telling you all this I
want to show you that you couldn't trust
me because I'm honest well we respect
that you came to us it was a very mature
thing to do you obviously grown up a lot
during the past
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
ouran we're not being unreasonable we
can't possibly let you go to a party
where there's boys and beer there is
such a double standard in this house I'm
sure Bryan's invited and I bet you'll
let him go right away we will not let
him go let me go where of course will be
conducted cheerleader party and since
he's a cheerleader all his friends are
gonna be there all my friends are having
a party Ryan would have to ask us if he
could go we would tell him no just like
we told you Yeah right she got invited
my point Ryan you are not going to that
party what party I'm going to my room
Lorne there is no way that you can go to
some boy girl cheerleader beer bash and
that's final gosh you make me so mad
that's real mature real mature what
party five minutes ago everything was
fine now doors are slamming I have no
idea how to deal with daughters and
their girl problems I'd say invite me to
the party I'm a cheerleader our sons and
their girl problems I mean I choreograph
that entire halftime show that we did
whose idea was it to go urban mine and
who loved it everyone I'm sure they did
son I mean I don't get it why don't I
ever get them bought into these parties
I'll be right back son there are a
million things you're gonna ask my
advice about and most of what i tell you
will be pure nonsense parties that's
where your old man shines that's because
you probably got invited not at first
when i was a freshman i wanted to get
him with a football players because man
those guys were getting a lot of tail to
tell the next day in school
anyway they had a party I went along
pretended I belonged and I got a little
tail I can't ever tell your mother what
they knew you weren't invited didn't
they kick you out no I laid low I just
hung out in the kitchen I made a pyramid
out of empty beer cans and when the guys
came in they assumed I drank all that
beer and bama legend was born and then I
started living the legend and that's why
you'll need grants and loans to get
through college so you're saying when
you were my age you're a loser like me
Brian Miller I don't ever want to hear
you talk like that I was not a loser and
neither am i oh yeah thanks a lot dad
glad to help daddy ask you a question
well daddy's very hungry so as long as
it's quick who's God hi game over to
spend some time with my favorite nieces
and nephews no you didn't you're here on
guard duty while mom and dad go to the
concert so I don't try and sneak out to
the party okay that is so not true i'm
here because i love you and Linda Laura
and brands not allowed to go either and
he's not acting all crabby that's
because he wasn't invited okay good
keeping your brother I'm sure he was
invited I wasn't Bryan knew these people
I'm sure they would have invited him
they're all my friends maybe needs to
stand up please I know it's like when
you can't go to a party because you're
too young or not invited or breaking out
because that dermatologist is too
expensive thank you mother ha when you
make your own fun that's why I brought
party in a bag
I got Phil saddle and mad libs and who
wants to play truth or dare jenga and
learned a little bit more about at Lisa
I got a big project in one Monday you
want the taste of the beacon he's
concealing Halen now going to the
concert remember no one leaves this
house Lauren until I need a boy with the
car than I am so gone honey please don't
thr*aten us with peace and quiet okay
you know the rules no smoking no
fireworks no borrow in the car where are
you going mommy and daddy and a drink
from the fountain of youth called AC
electric bolt DC Tina have fun with your
Aunt Linda and went up grandma we're
gonna be rocking all night long did you
bring your visine in earplugs yep that's
the fanny pack huh lock and load baby
that woman trying to be 18 again at
halter top ain't helpin anything anymore
check out the guy with the rainbow
tattoo there's nothing but a pot of gold
at the end of that Oh at least we're
still cool are they going to open these
doors nobody to rock her all over there
I bet she's barely fourteen what's she
doing here come on Judy snack after your
first ac/dc concert when you were 14 did
he leave this house Judy your economy
trusted me fool I was so clueless bill
you don't think Lauren judy judy don't
go there floor seeds i want to call home
and make sure she didn't try anything
stupid she'll be fine Linda's with my
god what were we thinking hello hey
Linda is Lauren there do you mean she
went to bed at seven thirty don't worry
I checked on her like half an hour ago
she's out cold yes I'm sure okay now go
upstairs to her room and throw it as
hard as you can at the lump in the bed
I'll
hey you does your mother know you're
here oh yeah give an old person to
finger that's original Judy she's gone
Oh Lauren still stuck out well she
better enjoy the next three hours cuz as
soon as this concerts over but pulling
her out of that party and she is dead
don't hurt your right one on the floor
ever helped to on the floor you just be
cool you want to find out we're here
looking for take off half-back thank you
check yourself test it kids up there yes
in the bedroom to be bedroom so are you
Tiffany's dad yes I like to provide a
love den for underage kids to drink and
make out awesome yeah at midnight I get
a big prize to Chicago stupidest high
school student he's got a real shot in
this year but awesome
I need to with Dew Drop cellphone it
dude drop cell phone well well well
little Missy I know I find you here dude
you dropped cell phone ah and a beer can
Pyramus yeah science oh no dad what are
you doing you kidding me dude I heard
this to the total blowout of the
semester I'm just here cuz it's lonely
enough to play for an invitation I
wasn't talking about this RV let me
smell your friend you've been drinking
coffee yeah I figured this party go away
press on that time how many cups 2 3 4 5
6 I don't know didn't drink any beer no
but I'm flying well you better fly home
before your mom gets down here mom's
here yes she's upstairs look at the Lord
Laurens not here don't neither EU nao go
home don't you dare let your mother know
it was my idea look who I found look at
his eyes how many cups of coffee is he
had made you think you could speak out
the house and crash your party truth is
I don't want to hear his coffee dub
version of the truth the more important
thing is to get Brian home and find
Lauren please don't embarrass me okay
your mom and I are gonna call the cops
and you head for the front door walk
home Thanks you paint cool guys cool
you've turned it from hard rockers into
cop call and parents that is so bogus
young
can't believe Lauren would do this to me
you know I mean I'm the ants I'm a fun
one I'm the one you're supposed to tell
your secrets to make good opinion I
Amanda my god I Austin up weren't you
been I was at a party okay you better go
upstairs right now because your parents
are on our way home and hey before I
caught trying to sneak out he found him
at the party had told him to come home
look I caught trying to sneak and I
heard from Lauren no but looked you know
still here yeah why didn't you go to bed
it's way past your bedtime I wanted to
be Aunt Linda test huh okay I'm gonna
take you upstairs this is why I am never
having children
[Music]
not at bethany's I'm gonna try Ashley's
fine you are in so much trouble you are
so grounded go upstairs I only did what
Dad hold their son I don't want to hear
your excuse wait a second what you say
bro it was dad well let's hope your
father tell you you could go to this
party no he didn't Brian that it would
make me cool oh oh you know what doesn't
make you cool knocking on your dad nice
work bill now let's see what stories did
you tell Lauren anything about hopping a
freight car and see in America no one's
home at Ashley's house I got to go find
your phone book look for a class list
dad yes narc it's not embarrassing me
all right let me be clear about this you
don't sneak out of this house to go to
parties but don't you ever let anyone
make you feel like you don't belong
somewhere you understand yes thanks man
good so did you talk to any girls at the
party no I was too busy building my
pyramid no son if you ever want to get
under a girls sweater than what you
gotta do it you know what I'm in enough
front Thank You Samantha sorry to have
bothered you hi it's getting late i'm
starting to worry I'll keep call him
we'll find her find you oh thanks God or
where have you been downstairs you guys
are home early house concert you were
downstairs yeah in the basement I was
listening with some arrow records you
are listening to our old record Judy if
our daughter says she was downstairs
then we should trust yet yep she's warm
she has been outside
then why did you ball up your clothing
underneath your blankets to make it look
like you were sleeping I didn't want out
one didn't know I was still awake she
brought party in a band oh yeah so you
were home this entire time yes you guys
told me I wasn't allowed to go anywhere
and I gave you my word that I wouldn't
good cuz we busted your brother at that
party oh so you went to the party
looking for me and you found him you
thought I had betrayed your trust well
it was Brian born we made a mistake I'm
sorry we misjudged you well maybe next
time that you're ready to accuse me of
lying and sneaking out to remember this
you're right you have our trust from now
on thank you where are you going to
listen to some more records pink white
rock I'm not great our daughter thinks
Pink Floyd rocks we totally gotta
babysit my chairs are so cruising hi I'm
mr. clueless look it is my wife mrs.
clueless honey hi these kids they ran
away from the other party and they tried
to hide in our basement I told him no I
am listening to music here by myself you
almost got away with it right up to the
Pink Floyd rocks Pink Floyd doesn't Rock
Pink Floyd is never lets go inside the
house kids we're gonna call your parents
oh my God we're now the parents to call
other parents
I looked hot tonight hey aren't you
Japanese dash okay it's official you're
the stupidest kid in Chicago in your
face Donnie I only got a hand to do you
kids this has been quite a night yes
it's inevitable both in an age we're
gonna try and pull stunts like this but
you're forgetting that your mother and I
know all the tricks for instance Lauren
I'll bet you grease the window so it
opened silently then you shinny down the
drain it crept across the backyard
heel-toe him is that the trick no sudden
movements actually I went up the front
stairs down the back stairs and let my
friends in but your way with the dream
bike can you really have given them I
see ya Travis trying to say is anything
you can think of anything you try I
guarantee we've done it and done it way
better you're playing against a
championship team here so go ahead and
try but we'll catch you you taught me by
accident okay just for that if I ever
catch you with a party again I'm gonna
climb up on the couch and shout hey
everybody I'm Brian Miller's dad and my
sly will be open anything else you know
it doesn't seem fair to me that we're
getting in trouble for doing all the
same stuff you did because Brian we have
a lot of regrets we did a lot of idiotic
stuff and we're lucky that we never got
arrested convicted or worse right now I
remember this one time I was climbing a
hotel fire escape with a 12 pack in one
hand and I fell to my death point is
we're not only watching you but we are
one step petty now get up to your room
and think about what we just told you so
how was your party good how was yours
cool can you to at least pretend you've
just gotten in trouble
that bill didn't feel bad for a second I
don't think they're afraid of us we're
so screwed I thought we had a chance
with the boy Oh remember when they were
babies and you couldn't leave him alone
for 2nd you have to check on him in
their beds they're always throwing up
well we're back to that here's the plan
we hang on another few years and the
Society's problem how are you mr. date
tonight well that's still a little bit
of time left we could put on some
romantic music see were the night
[Music]
dance orange pounding on my door yeah
well he will get off the internet 90 to
make a phone call Brian alarm on society
never better honey do you want to handle
water should I I got it
[Music]
you
[Music]
cuz it back
[Applause]
[Music]
hey daddy how was work making the world
a better place one toilet at a time
you're my hero oh I'm hungry smells good
just boiling water where is it coming
from oh wait i got barbecue sauce on my
shirt when you ate lunch does any of you
go on your mouth i have 30 minutes 8 45
minutes worth of food there's bound to
be shrapnel besides you you might want
to be nice to me oh no way ac/dc concert
forces how'd you get these some loser at
work had a baby bear she says she can't
go to the concert she's gonna be home
with the new board no AC DC fans oh who
should i create or time saturday i have
the tickets Oh take me take me yes go to
dinner beforehand you want to have sex
after the concert after the concert
you're no AC DC fan yeah mom dad um if
you have a minute can I have a word with
you long as that word isn't pregnant
bill don't be ridiculous i would have
read about that in her diary I possibly
ever have a serious conversation with
you sorry what's on your mind honey
concerning the Saturday eat concerning
the saturday evening bill go ahead honey
concerning the saturday evening on your
father made a face you have great your
people all right Lawrence Atari yes
concerning this Saturday's well
Tiffany's oldest sister's a cheerleader
and she's having a party on Saturday
I've been invited there's going to be
boys there and possibly beer but I
promise I won't drink or do anything bad
yeah I have your permission to go are
her parents gonna be there no but I will
conduct myself responsibly
I'd like to start at any parties and
that's why I'm telling you all this I
want to show you that you couldn't trust
me because I'm honest well we respect
that you came to us it was a very mature
thing to do you obviously grown up a lot
during the past
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
ouran we're not being unreasonable we
can't possibly let you go to a party
where there's boys and beer there is
such a double standard in this house I'm
sure Bryan's invited and I bet you'll
let him go right away we will not let
him go let me go where of course will be
conducted cheerleader party and since
he's a cheerleader all his friends are
gonna be there all my friends are having
a party Ryan would have to ask us if he
could go we would tell him no just like
we told you Yeah right she got invited
my point Ryan you are not going to that
party what party I'm going to my room
Lorne there is no way that you can go to
some boy girl cheerleader beer bash and
that's final gosh you make me so mad
that's real mature real mature what
party five minutes ago everything was
fine now doors are slamming I have no
idea how to deal with daughters and
their girl problems I'd say invite me to
the party I'm a cheerleader our sons and
their girl problems I mean I choreograph
that entire halftime show that we did
whose idea was it to go urban mine and
who loved it everyone I'm sure they did
son I mean I don't get it why don't I
ever get them bought into these parties
I'll be right back son there are a
million things you're gonna ask my
advice about and most of what i tell you
will be pure nonsense parties that's
where your old man shines that's because
you probably got invited not at first
when i was a freshman i wanted to get
him with a football players because man
those guys were getting a lot of tail to
tell the next day in school
anyway they had a party I went along
pretended I belonged and I got a little
tail I can't ever tell your mother what
they knew you weren't invited didn't
they kick you out no I laid low I just
hung out in the kitchen I made a pyramid
out of empty beer cans and when the guys
came in they assumed I drank all that
beer and bama legend was born and then I
started living the legend and that's why
you'll need grants and loans to get
through college so you're saying when
you were my age you're a loser like me
Brian Miller I don't ever want to hear
you talk like that I was not a loser and
neither am i oh yeah thanks a lot dad
glad to help daddy ask you a question
well daddy's very hungry so as long as
it's quick who's God hi game over to
spend some time with my favorite nieces
and nephews no you didn't you're here on
guard duty while mom and dad go to the
concert so I don't try and sneak out to
the party okay that is so not true i'm
here because i love you and Linda Laura
and brands not allowed to go either and
he's not acting all crabby that's
because he wasn't invited okay good
keeping your brother I'm sure he was
invited I wasn't Bryan knew these people
I'm sure they would have invited him
they're all my friends maybe needs to
stand up please I know it's like when
you can't go to a party because you're
too young or not invited or breaking out
because that dermatologist is too
expensive thank you mother ha when you
make your own fun that's why I brought
party in a bag
I got Phil saddle and mad libs and who
wants to play truth or dare jenga and
learned a little bit more about at Lisa
I got a big project in one Monday you
want the taste of the beacon he's
concealing Halen now going to the
concert remember no one leaves this
house Lauren until I need a boy with the
car than I am so gone honey please don't
thr*aten us with peace and quiet okay
you know the rules no smoking no
fireworks no borrow in the car where are
you going mommy and daddy and a drink
from the fountain of youth called AC
electric bolt DC Tina have fun with your
Aunt Linda and went up grandma we're
gonna be rocking all night long did you
bring your visine in earplugs yep that's
the fanny pack huh lock and load baby
that woman trying to be 18 again at
halter top ain't helpin anything anymore
check out the guy with the rainbow
tattoo there's nothing but a pot of gold
at the end of that Oh at least we're
still cool are they going to open these
doors nobody to rock her all over there
I bet she's barely fourteen what's she
doing here come on Judy snack after your
first ac/dc concert when you were 14 did
he leave this house Judy your economy
trusted me fool I was so clueless bill
you don't think Lauren judy judy don't
go there floor seeds i want to call home
and make sure she didn't try anything
stupid she'll be fine Linda's with my
god what were we thinking hello hey
Linda is Lauren there do you mean she
went to bed at seven thirty don't worry
I checked on her like half an hour ago
she's out cold yes I'm sure okay now go
upstairs to her room and throw it as
hard as you can at the lump in the bed
I'll
hey you does your mother know you're
here oh yeah give an old person to
finger that's original Judy she's gone
Oh Lauren still stuck out well she
better enjoy the next three hours cuz as
soon as this concerts over but pulling
her out of that party and she is dead
don't hurt your right one on the floor
ever helped to on the floor you just be
cool you want to find out we're here
looking for take off half-back thank you
check yourself test it kids up there yes
in the bedroom to be bedroom so are you
Tiffany's dad yes I like to provide a
love den for underage kids to drink and
make out awesome yeah at midnight I get
a big prize to Chicago stupidest high
school student he's got a real shot in
this year but awesome
I need to with Dew Drop cellphone it
dude drop cell phone well well well
little Missy I know I find you here dude
you dropped cell phone ah and a beer can
Pyramus yeah science oh no dad what are
you doing you kidding me dude I heard
this to the total blowout of the
semester I'm just here cuz it's lonely
enough to play for an invitation I
wasn't talking about this RV let me
smell your friend you've been drinking
coffee yeah I figured this party go away
press on that time how many cups 2 3 4 5
6 I don't know didn't drink any beer no
but I'm flying well you better fly home
before your mom gets down here mom's
here yes she's upstairs look at the Lord
Laurens not here don't neither EU nao go
home don't you dare let your mother know
it was my idea look who I found look at
his eyes how many cups of coffee is he
had made you think you could speak out
the house and crash your party truth is
I don't want to hear his coffee dub
version of the truth the more important
thing is to get Brian home and find
Lauren please don't embarrass me okay
your mom and I are gonna call the cops
and you head for the front door walk
home Thanks you paint cool guys cool
you've turned it from hard rockers into
cop call and parents that is so bogus
young
can't believe Lauren would do this to me
you know I mean I'm the ants I'm a fun
one I'm the one you're supposed to tell
your secrets to make good opinion I
Amanda my god I Austin up weren't you
been I was at a party okay you better go
upstairs right now because your parents
are on our way home and hey before I
caught trying to sneak out he found him
at the party had told him to come home
look I caught trying to sneak and I
heard from Lauren no but looked you know
still here yeah why didn't you go to bed
it's way past your bedtime I wanted to
be Aunt Linda test huh okay I'm gonna
take you upstairs this is why I am never
having children
[Music]
not at bethany's I'm gonna try Ashley's
fine you are in so much trouble you are
so grounded go upstairs I only did what
Dad hold their son I don't want to hear
your excuse wait a second what you say
bro it was dad well let's hope your
father tell you you could go to this
party no he didn't Brian that it would
make me cool oh oh you know what doesn't
make you cool knocking on your dad nice
work bill now let's see what stories did
you tell Lauren anything about hopping a
freight car and see in America no one's
home at Ashley's house I got to go find
your phone book look for a class list
dad yes narc it's not embarrassing me
all right let me be clear about this you
don't sneak out of this house to go to
parties but don't you ever let anyone
make you feel like you don't belong
somewhere you understand yes thanks man
good so did you talk to any girls at the
party no I was too busy building my
pyramid no son if you ever want to get
under a girls sweater than what you
gotta do it you know what I'm in enough
front Thank You Samantha sorry to have
bothered you hi it's getting late i'm
starting to worry I'll keep call him
we'll find her find you oh thanks God or
where have you been downstairs you guys
are home early house concert you were
downstairs yeah in the basement I was
listening with some arrow records you
are listening to our old record Judy if
our daughter says she was downstairs
then we should trust yet yep she's warm
she has been outside
then why did you ball up your clothing
underneath your blankets to make it look
like you were sleeping I didn't want out
one didn't know I was still awake she
brought party in a band oh yeah so you
were home this entire time yes you guys
told me I wasn't allowed to go anywhere
and I gave you my word that I wouldn't
good cuz we busted your brother at that
party oh so you went to the party
looking for me and you found him you
thought I had betrayed your trust well
it was Brian born we made a mistake I'm
sorry we misjudged you well maybe next
time that you're ready to accuse me of
lying and sneaking out to remember this
you're right you have our trust from now
on thank you where are you going to
listen to some more records pink white
rock I'm not great our daughter thinks
Pink Floyd rocks we totally gotta
babysit my chairs are so cruising hi I'm
mr. clueless look it is my wife mrs.
clueless honey hi these kids they ran
away from the other party and they tried
to hide in our basement I told him no I
am listening to music here by myself you
almost got away with it right up to the
Pink Floyd rocks Pink Floyd doesn't Rock
Pink Floyd is never lets go inside the
house kids we're gonna call your parents
oh my God we're now the parents to call
other parents
I looked hot tonight hey aren't you
Japanese dash okay it's official you're
the stupidest kid in Chicago in your
face Donnie I only got a hand to do you
kids this has been quite a night yes
it's inevitable both in an age we're
gonna try and pull stunts like this but
you're forgetting that your mother and I
know all the tricks for instance Lauren
I'll bet you grease the window so it
opened silently then you shinny down the
drain it crept across the backyard
heel-toe him is that the trick no sudden
movements actually I went up the front
stairs down the back stairs and let my
friends in but your way with the dream
bike can you really have given them I
see ya Travis trying to say is anything
you can think of anything you try I
guarantee we've done it and done it way
better you're playing against a
championship team here so go ahead and
try but we'll catch you you taught me by
accident okay just for that if I ever
catch you with a party again I'm gonna
climb up on the couch and shout hey
everybody I'm Brian Miller's dad and my
sly will be open anything else you know
it doesn't seem fair to me that we're
getting in trouble for doing all the
same stuff you did because Brian we have
a lot of regrets we did a lot of idiotic
stuff and we're lucky that we never got
arrested convicted or worse right now I
remember this one time I was climbing a
hotel fire escape with a 12 pack in one
hand and I fell to my death point is
we're not only watching you but we are
one step petty now get up to your room
and think about what we just told you so
how was your party good how was yours
cool can you to at least pretend you've
just gotten in trouble
that bill didn't feel bad for a second I
don't think they're afraid of us we're
so screwed I thought we had a chance
with the boy Oh remember when they were
babies and you couldn't leave him alone
for 2nd you have to check on him in
their beds they're always throwing up
well we're back to that here's the plan
we hang on another few years and the
Society's problem how are you mr. date
tonight well that's still a little bit
of time left we could put on some
romantic music see were the night
[Music]
dance orange pounding on my door yeah
well he will get off the internet 90 to
make a phone call Brian alarm on society
never better honey do you want to handle
water should I I got it
[Music]
you
[Music]
cuz it back
[Applause]
[Music]