01x16 - Still Hairdressing
Posted: 11/10/22 08:52
so you think you got it bad at work my
boss has been all over me since I
changed my greeting from can I help you
to like what you see what burns me is
they're trying to limit the type of
snacks we can have them a work in the
register I mean where I'm from ribs are
a snack right and all this griping about
work is getting me down yeah me too
there are more important things in the
world let's crack about women women I
don't have one comes next yeah I hate
when she wakes me up early on Saturday
to wash the car you know there is a
solution Bergner move out of your mom's
house by your own car gonna have to find
a job and you know I got coupons I think
I'm for you last Saturday I'm on the
couch Judy starts with the blah blah
blah you haven't done anything all day
meanwhile the long has been mowed the
storm windows have been taken down and
the driveways been hosed who do you
think told the kids to do all that me my
wife has sunk into a deep depression I
wasn't done Tim and Judy doesn't she
starts nagging me and nagging me about
put away your smiles boys who comes a
general now
hey guys hope you didn't fill up on
chips and pretzels I picked up a couple
of double meat pizzas to double meat
pizzas that's like a meet each wash it
down I got a 12 pack of beer on the car
it's already cold I'll go get it nothing
about your plan I'll get it well you're
right bill eat more pizza drink more
beer neg got it up a hot woman that does
stuff for you my mom looked like Judy at
merrier you know what I mean yeah that's
the problem okie dokie here's the beer
enjoy believe me Judy's only acting this
way because she wants me to do something
oh and don't forget to turn off the
lights when you're done sweetie and
there it is
[Applause]
I just explodes of laundry I worked all
day I'm exhausted all bill has to do is
pick up dinner on his way sounds fair
you would think so except when he walks
in the door he's carrying one burger
from South I didn't realize that I meant
for me in the kids chips oh my god if I
did that my wife would crack open my
skull and find my brains for dinner not
an option with bill would still be
hungry now look you had quite a week oh
you don't know the half of it on
Thursday the kids oh no more talking
just happy oh wow I had no idea my wife
could make sounds like that
delhi early and that's the sound I'm
used to hearing well so much for me time
look watch your beds under the dryer for
a few minutes and come back and I'll rub
you some more okay you must be built I'm
Gary oh hey Gary Judy says great things
about you Judy says a great many things
about you too oh this place is pretty
fancy for a mall hair salon quite an
operation you got here I'll let my
customers would feel pampered can I
offer you an espresso cappuccino ah
cappuccino so that's how you do it uh
too much jack up these prices cappuccino
play the cookies smelly candle suddenly
you can charge an arm and a leg for a
haircut you got yourself quite a racket
my friend you're calling my business a
racket no no no I'm just saying my
barber cost me six bucks with this card
my tenth cut is free oh wait that's
submarine sandwiches frozen yogurt many
call fast haha yeah look if you look
around you'll find in my prices or more
than fair oh don't get me wrong i think
you're brilliant you can get people to
pay these prices more power to you buddy
ripoff artist no I don't mean it in a
bad way what do you think about it you
got a never-ending line of morons coming
in here with too much money in their
pocket I've been trying to make an
appointment with Gary for the past three
weeks well that's what you said last
time well maybe I do have to use this
tone of voice and you could lose the
accent you're not to be from tele your
Debbie's skokie can't believe it I still
can't get an appointment I'm sorry to
hear that honey so strange like ever
since I was there but Gary's mad at me
or something well if he is mad at you I
can assure you it was nothing I said oh
my god what did you say it's possible
that he took the words ripoff artists
the wrong way you called him a ripoff
artist now I'll never take me back why
don't you just go to a different
hairdresser do you have any idea how
hard it is to find a good hairdresser
hey let's see city of Chicago
hairdressers oh well you know there's
like a 120 thousand of them oh yeah
there's only one gear oh I beg to differ
right here hair by Gary and hey it's in
the town and country mall the same place
is your old hair Oh what's going on your
father got me kicked out of my
hairdressers oh my god what's the big
deal there's like a thousand didn't
there have been there been there
you messed us up you gotta go apologize
oh forget it Judy I am not apologizing
Bill Miller does not go to a hairdresser
with his tail between his legs I am the
man of the house and that's the way it's
gotta be in fact there's a few more
things I gotta say to you but i can't
say i'm in front of the kids now kids
upstairs you going to apologize oh yeah
hey Gary how's it going buddy you
probably don't remember me your bill
nulla you told me my business was a
racket and I'm a ripoff artists oh you
are the sharpest pair of scissors in
here my friend I am NOT your friend oh
yeah about that you know I'm a teaser
that's what I do but you should know one
thing I only tease you because I hate me
I'm working on it so so why don't you
let my wife come back here will let
bygones be bygones and go our separate
ways what's this a little something for
you you're bribing me with a sandwich
cart seven out of nine punches Bon
Appetit I don't think so now if you'll
excuse me I have customers waiting Wow
only $75 how much to pay for the farmer
you visited me look at you you look 29
again I'm 25 well when you are 29 you'll
still be wearing this haircut because
it'll never go out of style
you know you're a real charmer why don't
you come home with me tonight and tell
my wife she's gone when I came in here
the other day I acted like a jerk I said
some stupid things and I ruined
something really special for my wife and
I'm sorry you should be sorry I worked
my butt off to build this business I
work even harder to keep my clients
happy I understand that now and again
I'm really sorry well it does take a big
man to come in here and apologize I am a
big man so what do you say we get you
tea better than appointments luck great
thanks Gary how does a week from
Saturday sounds I was like I'm sleeping
indoors tonight oh whoa what are you
doing my god your hair is bone-dry kind
of conditioner to use I don't need
conditioner well tell that to your hair
follicles of course they won't hear you
let you dry and because their hair
follicles come on I'm done for the day
I'm going to give you a conditioning
treatment you'll see the difference guys
I can't let you walk out of here looking
like that people might think I did it
Harry really very kind of on me
[Laughter]
man this is great you know you should
get some little teeny donuts to dunk in
here oh oh okay you're rubbing me you
know you really don't need to kind of
tight back there you can't lot of stress
in your life yeah works been kind of
lousy lately do you don't want to hear
about oh you go ahead that's what I'm
here no I don't want to be one of those
people who just sits in the chair and
whines about their problems it's just
that my boss has really been riding me
now he's trying to stick me with a
crappy shift oh there's not as any
indication you are seriously being
mistreated my friend obviously you
deserve better when can I see you again
hey Ronnie it's brian miller from
english class really i found an older on
the phone why thank you Brian can you
help me with these groceries hang on a
second money well I can't now I'm
talking to a girl Oh hope I don't say
something embarrassing about the little
boy are you saying all right all right
Oh groceries would follow me Tina what
are you doing fine I can do a girl you
know that's not nice it's a private
phone conversation you're bringing her
Apollo to me I can hear you breathing
Tina go to your room your big trouble
hey no honey Post Kari good real good
you're on for a week from Saturday thank
you so much don't mention it you know
Gary is a great guy we got the talking
we bonded a little he gave me a free
shampoo he gave you a shampoo that sends
out my hair is dry that's why it's hard
to control yeah looks like a bunch of
them have run away from home Ruby can
you not stress me out I just had a rub
and I'm hoping it'll take he gave you a
rug too hey says I hold a lot of tension
in my neck well um she's got me back in
oh I got you back in your appointments
at ten minds at eleven so we could go
together
you're going back yeah Gary says I need
a trim he didn't have time but what
about the cut hide in your punch card
Gary says you buy cheap you get cheap
bill don't take this the wrong way but
Gary's my hairdresser you know when i
get my hair done that's my Judy time
it's my one time a month that I have to
myself 00 to get away from your family
yes god yes and I don't want to share it
with you who I love well uh what about
my bill time your whole life is built
time why don't I just move my
appointment up a week I'll call my day
you born your day everybody's happy
right I guess I'll work great no what
are you doing I think mine's a little
softer Judy then the guy said to the
genie what the hell is this and the
genie says my mistake I thought you
wanted a 12-inch pianist bill told me
that last week what he was in here that
is a great joke you know speaking of
Bill he completely forgot to pick up
lauren at the mall yeah he told me that
too what an idiot huh well actually he
said you forgot to ask him to pick her
up that's not true i asked them for left
for work then I'm sure you do you bet I
did but it is possible you forgot right
i mean people do forget yes it is
possible
look I'm not taking any song shut me
down and blow me out Eddie I don't see
electricity work well it's really very
simple Tina but first let me ask you a
question would you rather know how
electricity works or have a brand new
cool whistle directivity that was close
you have to stop seeing him Oh Gary my
hairdresser you told them online stories
stories stories picking up the kids
story the laundry story the shower
misunderstanding and your way from the
mall around so you look right and I look
wrong oh I see what this is all about
you want Gary all to yourselves so you
can talk smack about me and he'll take
your side you're damn right I do Julie I
am appalled oh like you never talks to
me about me with your poker buddy okay
fine fine you don't trust me or our
relationship I'll call Carl myself hey
Carl bill do I talk smack about Judy
have I ever said one negative thing
about my beloved wife Judy at a poker
game no thanks give me that Carl it's
not even Carl can I please have one
private conversation with this girl all
right all right fine maybe I talked
about you a little but everyone does
that all the guys do it that's what
poker is for exactly my point in a good
marriage everybody needs it out you
poker I've Gary what are me hanging
around with your poker buddies would ya
I'm not sure that they'd want to Judy I
haven't exactly painted the prettiest
picture of you know proms new stop
seeing gear okay I promise Thank You
billet need a lot to me oh I'm gonna
miss him some problems at work he was
helping me sort out Phillip you're
having problems at work talk to me on
your wife I don't know Jude no come on
Captain well it's just
like my supervisors out to get me mm-hmm
last week he took the microwave out of
the break room you know I like my cup of
noodles around three o'clock there's
another microwave down to the loading
dock but then the guys down there make
fun of me calling me cup of noodles he
told you to suck it up yeah the rest of
the day she was calling me cup of
noodles you should turn you dad so
obviously supervisors out to get you I
know but Judy says it's no big deal and
I should pick my battles pick your
battles you work your butt off at that
store oh no I know Oh Oh careful I think
Judy did some damage back there I love
her but she's got hands like a lobster
hey Guerra speaking of Judy I almost
forgot would you mind not telling her I
was here why well she sort of made me
promise to stop seeing here ah I don't
know bill Judy's been a loyal customer
for a lot of years I feel uncomfortable
lying to her she's been a loyal wife for
a lot of years I'd do it all the time
thank you my hot towel hey what if she
finds out how she gonna find out this is
a nice beer stein maybe I should get one
of these fulfilled do you really think
bill needs a fancy mug I mean I've seen
him drink beer from his two cupped hands
haga smell the salon you go to yep maybe
I should pick up some condition along
here okay look that guy getting a shave
is the same ugly shoes and spill oh yeah
that guy we bigger than bill all right
all right quit begging I won't tell her
thanks ma'am for the tile to go off year
you know what I don't need conditioner
let's go to Berenson oh wait let me set
you check yeah
home feels heavenly okay bill try not to
move it this thing's awfully sharp just
close your eyes and relax hey Gary I got
a little itch on my nose with you
scratch it for me gain I've been going
to Gary for nine years you've been there
like twice yeah yeah thanks to you he'll
only see one of us now it should be me
cuz i didnt start the hot foam fight
thing is your fault and I can't blame
Gary for not wanting to get in the
middle of it I need Gary cuz I need
someone to listen to my problems of work
not just telling me to suck it up oh for
God's sake still it was a cup of noodles
which was very important to me well this
is so stupid Gary as a hairdresser and
since I have more here I guess well Gary
says my hair is at a crisis point it's
very very dry really a crisis point that
sounds serious let me feel never mommy's
just that monetary Judy we should just
calm down and never let go sorry we're
in the wrong house hi Brian Huskey body
are you doing Bill Miller hi
maybe we should study some other time
Brian but if we don't barnea why still
this is crazy we need to figure out how
to solve this like adults you thinking
what I'm thinking so we're not having a
pie-eating contest okay fine you got a
better idea I know we'll have a trivia
contest okay what's my favorite kind of
pie bill that's not trivia okay 1982
what was my favorite kind of pot give it
up Phil we're not even pie poker night
who's ready to be the big blues I said
the man who lives with his mother it
will cut cards we got cars we got
witnesses won't hard hike up wins okay
fine did we come to the middle of ladies
first okay but I'll go first one I Jack
buta BB could she be any hotter no sir
she could not ah damn it looks like I
beat you with my kid right bill ways the
king pull the king oh yeah bill tell me
you want a hairdresser named Gary
I can explain so how long did it take
his friends to stop laughing at about a
half hour you're not gonna let us forget
about it for a long time well at wedge
one thick neck of his with hell on my
fingers close your eyes we're lessons
excuse me you're a guy named Gary hair
cuts hair is really good neck rubs wait
a minute this isn't a sporting goods
store you sure this is okay technicality
she said you couldn't give me a rub she
said nothing about me given your room so
anyway I'm down in the loading dock this
guy's take it forever
[Music]
boss has been all over me since I
changed my greeting from can I help you
to like what you see what burns me is
they're trying to limit the type of
snacks we can have them a work in the
register I mean where I'm from ribs are
a snack right and all this griping about
work is getting me down yeah me too
there are more important things in the
world let's crack about women women I
don't have one comes next yeah I hate
when she wakes me up early on Saturday
to wash the car you know there is a
solution Bergner move out of your mom's
house by your own car gonna have to find
a job and you know I got coupons I think
I'm for you last Saturday I'm on the
couch Judy starts with the blah blah
blah you haven't done anything all day
meanwhile the long has been mowed the
storm windows have been taken down and
the driveways been hosed who do you
think told the kids to do all that me my
wife has sunk into a deep depression I
wasn't done Tim and Judy doesn't she
starts nagging me and nagging me about
put away your smiles boys who comes a
general now
hey guys hope you didn't fill up on
chips and pretzels I picked up a couple
of double meat pizzas to double meat
pizzas that's like a meet each wash it
down I got a 12 pack of beer on the car
it's already cold I'll go get it nothing
about your plan I'll get it well you're
right bill eat more pizza drink more
beer neg got it up a hot woman that does
stuff for you my mom looked like Judy at
merrier you know what I mean yeah that's
the problem okie dokie here's the beer
enjoy believe me Judy's only acting this
way because she wants me to do something
oh and don't forget to turn off the
lights when you're done sweetie and
there it is
[Applause]
I just explodes of laundry I worked all
day I'm exhausted all bill has to do is
pick up dinner on his way sounds fair
you would think so except when he walks
in the door he's carrying one burger
from South I didn't realize that I meant
for me in the kids chips oh my god if I
did that my wife would crack open my
skull and find my brains for dinner not
an option with bill would still be
hungry now look you had quite a week oh
you don't know the half of it on
Thursday the kids oh no more talking
just happy oh wow I had no idea my wife
could make sounds like that
delhi early and that's the sound I'm
used to hearing well so much for me time
look watch your beds under the dryer for
a few minutes and come back and I'll rub
you some more okay you must be built I'm
Gary oh hey Gary Judy says great things
about you Judy says a great many things
about you too oh this place is pretty
fancy for a mall hair salon quite an
operation you got here I'll let my
customers would feel pampered can I
offer you an espresso cappuccino ah
cappuccino so that's how you do it uh
too much jack up these prices cappuccino
play the cookies smelly candle suddenly
you can charge an arm and a leg for a
haircut you got yourself quite a racket
my friend you're calling my business a
racket no no no I'm just saying my
barber cost me six bucks with this card
my tenth cut is free oh wait that's
submarine sandwiches frozen yogurt many
call fast haha yeah look if you look
around you'll find in my prices or more
than fair oh don't get me wrong i think
you're brilliant you can get people to
pay these prices more power to you buddy
ripoff artist no I don't mean it in a
bad way what do you think about it you
got a never-ending line of morons coming
in here with too much money in their
pocket I've been trying to make an
appointment with Gary for the past three
weeks well that's what you said last
time well maybe I do have to use this
tone of voice and you could lose the
accent you're not to be from tele your
Debbie's skokie can't believe it I still
can't get an appointment I'm sorry to
hear that honey so strange like ever
since I was there but Gary's mad at me
or something well if he is mad at you I
can assure you it was nothing I said oh
my god what did you say it's possible
that he took the words ripoff artists
the wrong way you called him a ripoff
artist now I'll never take me back why
don't you just go to a different
hairdresser do you have any idea how
hard it is to find a good hairdresser
hey let's see city of Chicago
hairdressers oh well you know there's
like a 120 thousand of them oh yeah
there's only one gear oh I beg to differ
right here hair by Gary and hey it's in
the town and country mall the same place
is your old hair Oh what's going on your
father got me kicked out of my
hairdressers oh my god what's the big
deal there's like a thousand didn't
there have been there been there
you messed us up you gotta go apologize
oh forget it Judy I am not apologizing
Bill Miller does not go to a hairdresser
with his tail between his legs I am the
man of the house and that's the way it's
gotta be in fact there's a few more
things I gotta say to you but i can't
say i'm in front of the kids now kids
upstairs you going to apologize oh yeah
hey Gary how's it going buddy you
probably don't remember me your bill
nulla you told me my business was a
racket and I'm a ripoff artists oh you
are the sharpest pair of scissors in
here my friend I am NOT your friend oh
yeah about that you know I'm a teaser
that's what I do but you should know one
thing I only tease you because I hate me
I'm working on it so so why don't you
let my wife come back here will let
bygones be bygones and go our separate
ways what's this a little something for
you you're bribing me with a sandwich
cart seven out of nine punches Bon
Appetit I don't think so now if you'll
excuse me I have customers waiting Wow
only $75 how much to pay for the farmer
you visited me look at you you look 29
again I'm 25 well when you are 29 you'll
still be wearing this haircut because
it'll never go out of style
you know you're a real charmer why don't
you come home with me tonight and tell
my wife she's gone when I came in here
the other day I acted like a jerk I said
some stupid things and I ruined
something really special for my wife and
I'm sorry you should be sorry I worked
my butt off to build this business I
work even harder to keep my clients
happy I understand that now and again
I'm really sorry well it does take a big
man to come in here and apologize I am a
big man so what do you say we get you
tea better than appointments luck great
thanks Gary how does a week from
Saturday sounds I was like I'm sleeping
indoors tonight oh whoa what are you
doing my god your hair is bone-dry kind
of conditioner to use I don't need
conditioner well tell that to your hair
follicles of course they won't hear you
let you dry and because their hair
follicles come on I'm done for the day
I'm going to give you a conditioning
treatment you'll see the difference guys
I can't let you walk out of here looking
like that people might think I did it
Harry really very kind of on me
[Laughter]
man this is great you know you should
get some little teeny donuts to dunk in
here oh oh okay you're rubbing me you
know you really don't need to kind of
tight back there you can't lot of stress
in your life yeah works been kind of
lousy lately do you don't want to hear
about oh you go ahead that's what I'm
here no I don't want to be one of those
people who just sits in the chair and
whines about their problems it's just
that my boss has really been riding me
now he's trying to stick me with a
crappy shift oh there's not as any
indication you are seriously being
mistreated my friend obviously you
deserve better when can I see you again
hey Ronnie it's brian miller from
english class really i found an older on
the phone why thank you Brian can you
help me with these groceries hang on a
second money well I can't now I'm
talking to a girl Oh hope I don't say
something embarrassing about the little
boy are you saying all right all right
Oh groceries would follow me Tina what
are you doing fine I can do a girl you
know that's not nice it's a private
phone conversation you're bringing her
Apollo to me I can hear you breathing
Tina go to your room your big trouble
hey no honey Post Kari good real good
you're on for a week from Saturday thank
you so much don't mention it you know
Gary is a great guy we got the talking
we bonded a little he gave me a free
shampoo he gave you a shampoo that sends
out my hair is dry that's why it's hard
to control yeah looks like a bunch of
them have run away from home Ruby can
you not stress me out I just had a rub
and I'm hoping it'll take he gave you a
rug too hey says I hold a lot of tension
in my neck well um she's got me back in
oh I got you back in your appointments
at ten minds at eleven so we could go
together
you're going back yeah Gary says I need
a trim he didn't have time but what
about the cut hide in your punch card
Gary says you buy cheap you get cheap
bill don't take this the wrong way but
Gary's my hairdresser you know when i
get my hair done that's my Judy time
it's my one time a month that I have to
myself 00 to get away from your family
yes god yes and I don't want to share it
with you who I love well uh what about
my bill time your whole life is built
time why don't I just move my
appointment up a week I'll call my day
you born your day everybody's happy
right I guess I'll work great no what
are you doing I think mine's a little
softer Judy then the guy said to the
genie what the hell is this and the
genie says my mistake I thought you
wanted a 12-inch pianist bill told me
that last week what he was in here that
is a great joke you know speaking of
Bill he completely forgot to pick up
lauren at the mall yeah he told me that
too what an idiot huh well actually he
said you forgot to ask him to pick her
up that's not true i asked them for left
for work then I'm sure you do you bet I
did but it is possible you forgot right
i mean people do forget yes it is
possible
look I'm not taking any song shut me
down and blow me out Eddie I don't see
electricity work well it's really very
simple Tina but first let me ask you a
question would you rather know how
electricity works or have a brand new
cool whistle directivity that was close
you have to stop seeing him Oh Gary my
hairdresser you told them online stories
stories stories picking up the kids
story the laundry story the shower
misunderstanding and your way from the
mall around so you look right and I look
wrong oh I see what this is all about
you want Gary all to yourselves so you
can talk smack about me and he'll take
your side you're damn right I do Julie I
am appalled oh like you never talks to
me about me with your poker buddy okay
fine fine you don't trust me or our
relationship I'll call Carl myself hey
Carl bill do I talk smack about Judy
have I ever said one negative thing
about my beloved wife Judy at a poker
game no thanks give me that Carl it's
not even Carl can I please have one
private conversation with this girl all
right all right fine maybe I talked
about you a little but everyone does
that all the guys do it that's what
poker is for exactly my point in a good
marriage everybody needs it out you
poker I've Gary what are me hanging
around with your poker buddies would ya
I'm not sure that they'd want to Judy I
haven't exactly painted the prettiest
picture of you know proms new stop
seeing gear okay I promise Thank You
billet need a lot to me oh I'm gonna
miss him some problems at work he was
helping me sort out Phillip you're
having problems at work talk to me on
your wife I don't know Jude no come on
Captain well it's just
like my supervisors out to get me mm-hmm
last week he took the microwave out of
the break room you know I like my cup of
noodles around three o'clock there's
another microwave down to the loading
dock but then the guys down there make
fun of me calling me cup of noodles he
told you to suck it up yeah the rest of
the day she was calling me cup of
noodles you should turn you dad so
obviously supervisors out to get you I
know but Judy says it's no big deal and
I should pick my battles pick your
battles you work your butt off at that
store oh no I know Oh Oh careful I think
Judy did some damage back there I love
her but she's got hands like a lobster
hey Guerra speaking of Judy I almost
forgot would you mind not telling her I
was here why well she sort of made me
promise to stop seeing here ah I don't
know bill Judy's been a loyal customer
for a lot of years I feel uncomfortable
lying to her she's been a loyal wife for
a lot of years I'd do it all the time
thank you my hot towel hey what if she
finds out how she gonna find out this is
a nice beer stein maybe I should get one
of these fulfilled do you really think
bill needs a fancy mug I mean I've seen
him drink beer from his two cupped hands
haga smell the salon you go to yep maybe
I should pick up some condition along
here okay look that guy getting a shave
is the same ugly shoes and spill oh yeah
that guy we bigger than bill all right
all right quit begging I won't tell her
thanks ma'am for the tile to go off year
you know what I don't need conditioner
let's go to Berenson oh wait let me set
you check yeah
home feels heavenly okay bill try not to
move it this thing's awfully sharp just
close your eyes and relax hey Gary I got
a little itch on my nose with you
scratch it for me gain I've been going
to Gary for nine years you've been there
like twice yeah yeah thanks to you he'll
only see one of us now it should be me
cuz i didnt start the hot foam fight
thing is your fault and I can't blame
Gary for not wanting to get in the
middle of it I need Gary cuz I need
someone to listen to my problems of work
not just telling me to suck it up oh for
God's sake still it was a cup of noodles
which was very important to me well this
is so stupid Gary as a hairdresser and
since I have more here I guess well Gary
says my hair is at a crisis point it's
very very dry really a crisis point that
sounds serious let me feel never mommy's
just that monetary Judy we should just
calm down and never let go sorry we're
in the wrong house hi Brian Huskey body
are you doing Bill Miller hi
maybe we should study some other time
Brian but if we don't barnea why still
this is crazy we need to figure out how
to solve this like adults you thinking
what I'm thinking so we're not having a
pie-eating contest okay fine you got a
better idea I know we'll have a trivia
contest okay what's my favorite kind of
pie bill that's not trivia okay 1982
what was my favorite kind of pot give it
up Phil we're not even pie poker night
who's ready to be the big blues I said
the man who lives with his mother it
will cut cards we got cars we got
witnesses won't hard hike up wins okay
fine did we come to the middle of ladies
first okay but I'll go first one I Jack
buta BB could she be any hotter no sir
she could not ah damn it looks like I
beat you with my kid right bill ways the
king pull the king oh yeah bill tell me
you want a hairdresser named Gary
I can explain so how long did it take
his friends to stop laughing at about a
half hour you're not gonna let us forget
about it for a long time well at wedge
one thick neck of his with hell on my
fingers close your eyes we're lessons
excuse me you're a guy named Gary hair
cuts hair is really good neck rubs wait
a minute this isn't a sporting goods
store you sure this is okay technicality
she said you couldn't give me a rub she
said nothing about me given your room so
anyway I'm down in the loading dock this
guy's take it forever
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