01x12 - Still Bullying
Posted: 11/10/22 08:46
how come you're still watching football
you're supposed to be taking that back
to goodwill today I'm waiting until
after the game by then this shirt will
be ready to donate to even goodwill has
their limit I'm witness an ugly old
sweater you want it I bought this for
you and I loved it so much that I wore
it out tags are still on it or the hippo
ayan alacazam are you because you said
you like that hippo canna like oh man
man that Cal seen better days come on
buddy she's sitting right here daddy can
I keep my cow sure honey and what's all
this stuff your mom is giving it all
away first microscope this is where I
discovered that the mitochondria is the
powerhouse of the cell and beans e2
wrong with him your mom throw it away
some old stuff she's throwing away my
handsome CD and the big dope kept at
Derrick Montgomery drink rock don't
forget to bring that box to Goodwill
sure
[Applause]
[Music]
mom I can't find my boots I looked
everywhere wrap your feet and grocery
bags and slip in your shoes i'm just all
not back in time you people keep it down
i'm trying to get some sleep why is that
villainous pajamas because son i'm sick
you don't look sick i have a bad case of
accumulated sick days i don't use them
now they disappear forever it's an
outdated system and i love it mom don't
forget the dancers on saturday and i
still have to buy my dress I can't
believe it my little girls going door
first and among the gestures on saturday
and i bruise easily ok ok you know we'll
shop for your dress on saturday way your
father's watching football oh I can't
believe they're leaving me alone to
watch football Phil isn't there
something you want to learn before her
first big dance oh right honey Lauren a
young man and a young woman get together
they sometimes do a little thing called
breakdancing thank you anyway
uh honey I'm not stop until you do it
all right there you go is that it oh
yeah boys are gonna want to touch it
don't let it nobody answers i can junior
high dance anyway I did yeah with your
Spanish teacher her name is in Jana
Mendoza and she asked me let's go okay
bill here's a list of things I want you
to do around the house for the next few
days this but honey I'm oh come on this
is not fair you got to lay around here
on your sick days I had strep throat oh
don't blame me because I live a healthy
lifestyle that a waffle bologna sandwich
no it's a multi grain waffle low-fat
Bologna sad heart smart I'm sure your
hearts swelling with pride do the things
on the list though I'm trying to being
the only one who's responsible around
here oh you didn't wake me up for school
okay honey miss Boris bear completa
let's get some crafting is doing daddy
playing when I come into your room so I
can't sleep
[Applause]
[Music]
hey hello Linda are you doing here
wishing someone else is here to see this
and I left myself with her yesterday
what are you doing home you sick yep got
a nagging pain back here doctor says I
need my sister-in-law removed are you
sure you'll still be able to tour oh hey
Judy you're just in time that you missed
the concert but you can catch the second
show in my nightmares are you guys doing
home we need to have a family discussion
oh okay I'm all yours I mean just the
immediate family p big family secrets
none of my business how come you didn't
answer the phone it called you like five
times I unplugged it I'm sick you are
not sick thanks to you I had to go down
to school and get Lauren she got in
trouble hi Daddy what happened she and
her friends were picking on some girl
they were called into the office and
sent home for the day did you hit
somebody no well they've just been
torturing the poor girl for the past two
weeks by pretending she's invisible
moving into my chest there is nothing
funny about bullying some when i saw
that poor girl in the office and she
seemed pretty upset so she's not
invisible Kathy Gartner's just a big
baby we were always kidding around yeah
well she can find it funny and neither
do I we did not raise you to be a bully
now get up to your room you are grounded
for at least a week no phone no
television no I have a dance on Saturday
not anymore you don't come on this is so
unfair well you should have thought of
that before you start playing worth
Cassie aren't you overreacting just a
little don't let her hear you say that I
want her to go to the dance too but the
school thinks this is serious and you
know what subtle I I think they're
making a big deal out of nothing so she
pretended somebody was invisible my boss
has been doing that to me for 10 years I
got over it back me up on this but if I
don't agree with your punishment
it doesn't matter when we talked to
Lauren we have to show a united front
otherwise she'll play one of us against
the other united front one of us against
the other you thinking what I'm thinking
sick
[Music]
I know you think I'm blowing this out of
proportion but I just feel like I need
to make a point here you know I'm a
victim here q this is going on my
permanent record how am I ever going to
get into a college that will make you
proud play one thing won't be on an
acting scholarship mom you can't keep me
from going to the dance oh honey there
are so many things that can't do sing
fly date other men but I can keep you
from going to that dance this is so
unfair Kathy didn't even seem that upset
you know how Kathy feels junior high is
tough enough without having someone pick
on you how do you know cuz I've had some
first-hand experience with bullies there
was this girl Gina Morelli who used to
pick on me when I was your age oh she
made funny you're here no she wrong with
my hair nothing it's beautiful going Oh
long time ago but the point is it still
bothers me that's why you have to look
at it from the other person's point of
view look I'm really sorry I did it I
swear I learned my life I please go to
the dance no Lauren I'm sorry but once I
give out a punishment it stays otherwise
help you learn anything house is like a
prison tell me about it and then this
joy for 15 years and I still don't know
what I did okay I finished all my
homework and I get all of your tours and
going up to my room oh you're not you're
still being punished now I can't find
the remote so go stand by the TV and
change channels for me know what's wrong
is that I'm watching the view
change change change go back stop are
you sure yeah close your eyes your mom
said no TV come here can't believe mom
won't let me go to the dance well she's
pretty stained I mean I know I did
something wrong and I'm sorry about it
but it seems like I've been punished
enough why do I have to miss the band
look maybe your mom overreacted a little
but it's just because she doesn't want
you to be a bully she's a little
sensitive about that I know she told me
all about Gina Morelli really she told
you about that yeah seems like she's
still really upset about it she should
be she made that poor girl's life hell
wait a minute she made her life hell
yeah for a year Gina Morelli was Gina so
smelly it's like a whole song mom told
me that Tina boys her no yes yes that's
what your mom said that's exactly how it
went down hi honey yeah look who's
trying to sneak a look at the TV now you
get upstairs without talking to your
mother dad told me the truth about Gina
Morelli what you believe her I can't
believe you made me feel bad for you but
it was all a big lie I can't believe you
told her I was the bully if he couldn't
lie to our kids you gotta fill me in i
was not great
oh my god this is not my fault I'm fall
free now if you'll excuse me I have a
sick day to enjoy born this is not about
what I did everything I told you before
was for your own good you overreacted
mom even dad said so huh pal I knew
fault-free could last you told her I
overreacted what happened to our united
front I can wait here longer than you
can do that I can't believe you broke
the United Front me you're the one who
lied to our child what kind of a united
front is that maybe I think we shouldn't
lie to our children you once told the
kids that if they wash the car it would
bring back for dead goldfish father did
the same thing to me so it isn't a lie
it's a family tradition why didn't you
just tell her the truth because you
can't teach a thirteen-year-old a lesson
by telling them you did the same thing
all they hear is my mom did it so I can
do it too besides built this isn't about
a lie this all happened because you
didn't back me up like we agreed we
didn't agree I had no choice you pushed
me into it so you honestly believe that
I'm being too hard on Lord I'm all for
punishing our kids but you've been
looking forward to this dance it's
almost like we're punishing ourselves
that's how I feel if that's all right
with you what are you doing what's
happening here for now I'm your father's
in charge of your punishment I'm done
Billy have total Authority oh really
dad can't go to the dance well after
careful consideration I have decided
that Lauren can go to the day don't you
thank you thank you i decree is final
next order of business well the dance is
tomorrow night we're gonna have to get
you a dress Jess can take me what what
fine when you're taking her to buy a
dress for her first dance yes I am you
have no idea what you're in for my next
decree is that you will walk away
angrily and you will give me the finger
Gina what are you doing one has asked
Mike Lawrence you get into mommy's
makeup no what's that all over your face
nothing pretty why don't you go wash a
little of the pretty off your face well
we're heading out to the mall will be
home in a half hour or so to shop for a
dress you have no idea what you're in
for come on Judy it's a kids dress did
you remind her to take her heel yes
Lauren I'm reminding you again to bring
your heels yeah you don't even know what
they're for I do too she needs them for
when she's trying on a half fill
get the length right no I'm not an idiot
and if she buys a dress that's it all
see-through you need a full slip and
stay away from anything that's a line
and no ruffles oh and try to find
something and purple she looks so
beautiful in purple and whatever you do
do not fight do not buy what go get in
the car sweetie I forgot my keys taffeta
care about poufy yeah you've been here
for three hours and still can't find a
dress what we gonna do don't worry we'll
find one how about this one it says
glamour gal that's good it away from
open play even better keep you been
smoking it was actually kind of cute you
see we found one let's go I have to try
it on dad why do you only have one pile
of dresses that's what you gave me no I
gave you two piles did you make septum a
tease with it for sure maybe these other
for sure and do this other me I'm gonna
try on a few of the meat well why don't
you just try on the for sures because a
maybe can be up for sure but a free
shirt can ever be amazing I guess you're
right my headache started as a maybe and
now it's it for sure are you going to
buy that dress maybe for sure
Oh your shoe's untied thank you hey
those are mine you work here stop them
I'm doing what shopping all right well
these are no good I think you're gonna
try on that purple dress size down
convert the purple dress I put it down
for one second what that was a for-sure
pile you never put that down how'd the
dancers in three hours and I won't have
anything to wear we're in a room full of
hundreds of dresses there's got to be
something to wear love that girl found
something that's my purple dress oh I'm
sure there's one just like it here
somewhere yeah in red so Reds pretty
look at my hair I look like a giant
bottle of ketchup I chief goes with
everything all right I'm here and I know
you think I overreacted but we'll talk
about that later because I'm not gonna
miss this moment with my daughter now
wait a second be in charge and I think
Laura and I are doing just fine hold on
thank you Oh John screwed everything up
I picked out the perfect dress and then
dad gave it away I put it down for one
second you put it down you never put
anything down know that now all right so
watchful the food court and get
something on a stick but I did I'll put
it in mine for sure pile all right are
you and I still have a lot to discuss
and just because I'm here doesn't mean
that you're not still grounded after
tonight I know Mom okay where's your
dress sweetie that lady over there
excuse me I think there's been a little
misunderstanding you have the dress that
my daughter already picked out I don't
see your name on it well my husband took
her shopping and he doesn't know all the
rules and he accidentally said it's out
how's that my problem look I'm in the
process of teaching my daughter to have
respect for other people so I am NOT
going to bully you to get that dress
back that be wrong I'm not going to make
a threatening gesture
Master hitch so I'm just going to ask
you nicely if you please give me back
back dress so my daughter's first dance
could be the happiest day of my life
when you look so beautiful yeah she's
gorgeous I remember my first dance we're
the most beautiful dress with ruffles
and lace felt like a little princesses
and dad came in and said how great Judy
lived in the dress be here before this
is your night I'll go get the camera
Lord your first dance I thought you lost
something Oh mom it's beautiful thank
you Lauren I'm sorry for lying to you
it's just that you know you're my
daughter and I know that you're gonna
take after me a little and I was hoping
to be the good parts and you know not
the bad a couple part see you I wish I
head right now oh honey those will come
too but for now just enjoy the fact that
the boys still notice the color of your
eyes Hey Judy where's Lauren arrives
here dad I'm right here I don't see
Lauren I see some other girl is much too
grown up looking to be Lauren Oh dad
Billy could just tell her she looks nice
she does look nice except there's a
little something missing that I think it
looked great for that outfit Phil are
you okay just a second sure it's in here
somewhere love it's Crawford
hi I'm looking for Gina Morelli oh hi
this is you know what you would know me
from junior high is Judy Michaels oh you
do remember me yeah probably do deserve
that because I wanted to apologize for
the hard time I used to give you oh well
I'm glad to hear that so what have you
been up to ah you're searching good for
you big fancy house that's great Wow me
oh I ended up marrying Bill Miller
what's so funny is not stop laughing
stop it stop it oh yeah we are still
smelly smelly Morelli their peckers
place was homey stink b*mb youichi
collar okay I feel all better
[Music]
you
I wouldn't have it any other way cuz it
max
[Applause]
[Music]
you're supposed to be taking that back
to goodwill today I'm waiting until
after the game by then this shirt will
be ready to donate to even goodwill has
their limit I'm witness an ugly old
sweater you want it I bought this for
you and I loved it so much that I wore
it out tags are still on it or the hippo
ayan alacazam are you because you said
you like that hippo canna like oh man
man that Cal seen better days come on
buddy she's sitting right here daddy can
I keep my cow sure honey and what's all
this stuff your mom is giving it all
away first microscope this is where I
discovered that the mitochondria is the
powerhouse of the cell and beans e2
wrong with him your mom throw it away
some old stuff she's throwing away my
handsome CD and the big dope kept at
Derrick Montgomery drink rock don't
forget to bring that box to Goodwill
sure
[Applause]
[Music]
mom I can't find my boots I looked
everywhere wrap your feet and grocery
bags and slip in your shoes i'm just all
not back in time you people keep it down
i'm trying to get some sleep why is that
villainous pajamas because son i'm sick
you don't look sick i have a bad case of
accumulated sick days i don't use them
now they disappear forever it's an
outdated system and i love it mom don't
forget the dancers on saturday and i
still have to buy my dress I can't
believe it my little girls going door
first and among the gestures on saturday
and i bruise easily ok ok you know we'll
shop for your dress on saturday way your
father's watching football oh I can't
believe they're leaving me alone to
watch football Phil isn't there
something you want to learn before her
first big dance oh right honey Lauren a
young man and a young woman get together
they sometimes do a little thing called
breakdancing thank you anyway
uh honey I'm not stop until you do it
all right there you go is that it oh
yeah boys are gonna want to touch it
don't let it nobody answers i can junior
high dance anyway I did yeah with your
Spanish teacher her name is in Jana
Mendoza and she asked me let's go okay
bill here's a list of things I want you
to do around the house for the next few
days this but honey I'm oh come on this
is not fair you got to lay around here
on your sick days I had strep throat oh
don't blame me because I live a healthy
lifestyle that a waffle bologna sandwich
no it's a multi grain waffle low-fat
Bologna sad heart smart I'm sure your
hearts swelling with pride do the things
on the list though I'm trying to being
the only one who's responsible around
here oh you didn't wake me up for school
okay honey miss Boris bear completa
let's get some crafting is doing daddy
playing when I come into your room so I
can't sleep
[Applause]
[Music]
hey hello Linda are you doing here
wishing someone else is here to see this
and I left myself with her yesterday
what are you doing home you sick yep got
a nagging pain back here doctor says I
need my sister-in-law removed are you
sure you'll still be able to tour oh hey
Judy you're just in time that you missed
the concert but you can catch the second
show in my nightmares are you guys doing
home we need to have a family discussion
oh okay I'm all yours I mean just the
immediate family p big family secrets
none of my business how come you didn't
answer the phone it called you like five
times I unplugged it I'm sick you are
not sick thanks to you I had to go down
to school and get Lauren she got in
trouble hi Daddy what happened she and
her friends were picking on some girl
they were called into the office and
sent home for the day did you hit
somebody no well they've just been
torturing the poor girl for the past two
weeks by pretending she's invisible
moving into my chest there is nothing
funny about bullying some when i saw
that poor girl in the office and she
seemed pretty upset so she's not
invisible Kathy Gartner's just a big
baby we were always kidding around yeah
well she can find it funny and neither
do I we did not raise you to be a bully
now get up to your room you are grounded
for at least a week no phone no
television no I have a dance on Saturday
not anymore you don't come on this is so
unfair well you should have thought of
that before you start playing worth
Cassie aren't you overreacting just a
little don't let her hear you say that I
want her to go to the dance too but the
school thinks this is serious and you
know what subtle I I think they're
making a big deal out of nothing so she
pretended somebody was invisible my boss
has been doing that to me for 10 years I
got over it back me up on this but if I
don't agree with your punishment
it doesn't matter when we talked to
Lauren we have to show a united front
otherwise she'll play one of us against
the other united front one of us against
the other you thinking what I'm thinking
sick
[Music]
I know you think I'm blowing this out of
proportion but I just feel like I need
to make a point here you know I'm a
victim here q this is going on my
permanent record how am I ever going to
get into a college that will make you
proud play one thing won't be on an
acting scholarship mom you can't keep me
from going to the dance oh honey there
are so many things that can't do sing
fly date other men but I can keep you
from going to that dance this is so
unfair Kathy didn't even seem that upset
you know how Kathy feels junior high is
tough enough without having someone pick
on you how do you know cuz I've had some
first-hand experience with bullies there
was this girl Gina Morelli who used to
pick on me when I was your age oh she
made funny you're here no she wrong with
my hair nothing it's beautiful going Oh
long time ago but the point is it still
bothers me that's why you have to look
at it from the other person's point of
view look I'm really sorry I did it I
swear I learned my life I please go to
the dance no Lauren I'm sorry but once I
give out a punishment it stays otherwise
help you learn anything house is like a
prison tell me about it and then this
joy for 15 years and I still don't know
what I did okay I finished all my
homework and I get all of your tours and
going up to my room oh you're not you're
still being punished now I can't find
the remote so go stand by the TV and
change channels for me know what's wrong
is that I'm watching the view
change change change go back stop are
you sure yeah close your eyes your mom
said no TV come here can't believe mom
won't let me go to the dance well she's
pretty stained I mean I know I did
something wrong and I'm sorry about it
but it seems like I've been punished
enough why do I have to miss the band
look maybe your mom overreacted a little
but it's just because she doesn't want
you to be a bully she's a little
sensitive about that I know she told me
all about Gina Morelli really she told
you about that yeah seems like she's
still really upset about it she should
be she made that poor girl's life hell
wait a minute she made her life hell
yeah for a year Gina Morelli was Gina so
smelly it's like a whole song mom told
me that Tina boys her no yes yes that's
what your mom said that's exactly how it
went down hi honey yeah look who's
trying to sneak a look at the TV now you
get upstairs without talking to your
mother dad told me the truth about Gina
Morelli what you believe her I can't
believe you made me feel bad for you but
it was all a big lie I can't believe you
told her I was the bully if he couldn't
lie to our kids you gotta fill me in i
was not great
oh my god this is not my fault I'm fall
free now if you'll excuse me I have a
sick day to enjoy born this is not about
what I did everything I told you before
was for your own good you overreacted
mom even dad said so huh pal I knew
fault-free could last you told her I
overreacted what happened to our united
front I can wait here longer than you
can do that I can't believe you broke
the United Front me you're the one who
lied to our child what kind of a united
front is that maybe I think we shouldn't
lie to our children you once told the
kids that if they wash the car it would
bring back for dead goldfish father did
the same thing to me so it isn't a lie
it's a family tradition why didn't you
just tell her the truth because you
can't teach a thirteen-year-old a lesson
by telling them you did the same thing
all they hear is my mom did it so I can
do it too besides built this isn't about
a lie this all happened because you
didn't back me up like we agreed we
didn't agree I had no choice you pushed
me into it so you honestly believe that
I'm being too hard on Lord I'm all for
punishing our kids but you've been
looking forward to this dance it's
almost like we're punishing ourselves
that's how I feel if that's all right
with you what are you doing what's
happening here for now I'm your father's
in charge of your punishment I'm done
Billy have total Authority oh really
dad can't go to the dance well after
careful consideration I have decided
that Lauren can go to the day don't you
thank you thank you i decree is final
next order of business well the dance is
tomorrow night we're gonna have to get
you a dress Jess can take me what what
fine when you're taking her to buy a
dress for her first dance yes I am you
have no idea what you're in for my next
decree is that you will walk away
angrily and you will give me the finger
Gina what are you doing one has asked
Mike Lawrence you get into mommy's
makeup no what's that all over your face
nothing pretty why don't you go wash a
little of the pretty off your face well
we're heading out to the mall will be
home in a half hour or so to shop for a
dress you have no idea what you're in
for come on Judy it's a kids dress did
you remind her to take her heel yes
Lauren I'm reminding you again to bring
your heels yeah you don't even know what
they're for I do too she needs them for
when she's trying on a half fill
get the length right no I'm not an idiot
and if she buys a dress that's it all
see-through you need a full slip and
stay away from anything that's a line
and no ruffles oh and try to find
something and purple she looks so
beautiful in purple and whatever you do
do not fight do not buy what go get in
the car sweetie I forgot my keys taffeta
care about poufy yeah you've been here
for three hours and still can't find a
dress what we gonna do don't worry we'll
find one how about this one it says
glamour gal that's good it away from
open play even better keep you been
smoking it was actually kind of cute you
see we found one let's go I have to try
it on dad why do you only have one pile
of dresses that's what you gave me no I
gave you two piles did you make septum a
tease with it for sure maybe these other
for sure and do this other me I'm gonna
try on a few of the meat well why don't
you just try on the for sures because a
maybe can be up for sure but a free
shirt can ever be amazing I guess you're
right my headache started as a maybe and
now it's it for sure are you going to
buy that dress maybe for sure
Oh your shoe's untied thank you hey
those are mine you work here stop them
I'm doing what shopping all right well
these are no good I think you're gonna
try on that purple dress size down
convert the purple dress I put it down
for one second what that was a for-sure
pile you never put that down how'd the
dancers in three hours and I won't have
anything to wear we're in a room full of
hundreds of dresses there's got to be
something to wear love that girl found
something that's my purple dress oh I'm
sure there's one just like it here
somewhere yeah in red so Reds pretty
look at my hair I look like a giant
bottle of ketchup I chief goes with
everything all right I'm here and I know
you think I overreacted but we'll talk
about that later because I'm not gonna
miss this moment with my daughter now
wait a second be in charge and I think
Laura and I are doing just fine hold on
thank you Oh John screwed everything up
I picked out the perfect dress and then
dad gave it away I put it down for one
second you put it down you never put
anything down know that now all right so
watchful the food court and get
something on a stick but I did I'll put
it in mine for sure pile all right are
you and I still have a lot to discuss
and just because I'm here doesn't mean
that you're not still grounded after
tonight I know Mom okay where's your
dress sweetie that lady over there
excuse me I think there's been a little
misunderstanding you have the dress that
my daughter already picked out I don't
see your name on it well my husband took
her shopping and he doesn't know all the
rules and he accidentally said it's out
how's that my problem look I'm in the
process of teaching my daughter to have
respect for other people so I am NOT
going to bully you to get that dress
back that be wrong I'm not going to make
a threatening gesture
Master hitch so I'm just going to ask
you nicely if you please give me back
back dress so my daughter's first dance
could be the happiest day of my life
when you look so beautiful yeah she's
gorgeous I remember my first dance we're
the most beautiful dress with ruffles
and lace felt like a little princesses
and dad came in and said how great Judy
lived in the dress be here before this
is your night I'll go get the camera
Lord your first dance I thought you lost
something Oh mom it's beautiful thank
you Lauren I'm sorry for lying to you
it's just that you know you're my
daughter and I know that you're gonna
take after me a little and I was hoping
to be the good parts and you know not
the bad a couple part see you I wish I
head right now oh honey those will come
too but for now just enjoy the fact that
the boys still notice the color of your
eyes Hey Judy where's Lauren arrives
here dad I'm right here I don't see
Lauren I see some other girl is much too
grown up looking to be Lauren Oh dad
Billy could just tell her she looks nice
she does look nice except there's a
little something missing that I think it
looked great for that outfit Phil are
you okay just a second sure it's in here
somewhere love it's Crawford
hi I'm looking for Gina Morelli oh hi
this is you know what you would know me
from junior high is Judy Michaels oh you
do remember me yeah probably do deserve
that because I wanted to apologize for
the hard time I used to give you oh well
I'm glad to hear that so what have you
been up to ah you're searching good for
you big fancy house that's great Wow me
oh I ended up marrying Bill Miller
what's so funny is not stop laughing
stop it stop it oh yeah we are still
smelly smelly Morelli their peckers
place was homey stink b*mb youichi
collar okay I feel all better
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you
I wouldn't have it any other way cuz it
max
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