Sofia shut the hell up where they learn
to talk like that I bought my own room
sure thing sweetie really yeah aside so
kind of be a relief to finally pull that
extra wing of the house out of my butt
why don't we just buy a new help Judy
roll up your sleeves you're gonna have
to get the million bucks out to how come
Brian gets his own room cuz I'm a man
then how come you still sleep with a
stuffed rabbit you sleep with a pillow
named Dawson both you shut up I have an
announcement to make that will take care
of all of this your mom and I are gonna
start making out in five four three
works every time
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oh my god this year [ __ ] is a vital is
that cute skinny guy standing with mom
well that's your father what happened
hey help me some slack about three kids
I'm gonna get to the reunion early
enough so that people don't see me
getting out of guilt car I got an idea
why it's just ride there with your
husband Oh Aunt Linda I thought you were
young at the mom and dad how come you
were in the same class with them because
I graduated early honey I was an
accelerated learner hey see you're here
with the glasses the acne the bad perm
not a lot of pesky dates to get in the
way of studying you're wearing oh no I'm
somebody let me see Wow I'm pretty sure
those two didn't go to high school with
you have to know I'm wearing a water bra
what's a water bra it's a very cruel
trick so you can go eat your dinner
before your father opens his mouth more
words commit now when you're at the
Reunion remember you don't have to drink
to be cool yes we do have you ever seen
your father dance
wait a minute I know what those are
about Steve Upton whoops you still have
two hot receive Upton oh please no I
haven't thought about that guy for years
disqus we dated for three weeks he made
me feel special enough to go with that
extra base and then the next day dropped
me like a five-dollar horror we didn't
let things go I mean it's not just
because of Steve you know the perfect
girls are gonna be there Carla russell
jane hamilton oh let's not forget
Christy Dunstan Linda why are you
worried about them just cuz they were
perfect in high school doesn't mean
they're perfect now everybody has their
time you're right trust me people like
Christy Duncan peak early life has a way
of even and things out you think about
these things way too much it's different
for guys in a reunion not about who's
successful or who still looks good what
really matters is who has the hottest
life wouldn't k*ll you to open the
upstairs shades a little i sell toilets
for God's sakes
this really takes me back remember when
we had our junior prom here yeah you
know you still owe me a little something
from that problem yeah what's that 3754
half limo I think you got a little more
than 37 50 worth of loving that night
yeah the buck a second technique not
right hey you know when you have breasts
like these you don't have to pay for
drinks the drinks are free any spotted
Steve Austin yeah mom it's just as well
now you can relax yeah you know what
drink I don't even want to see him I'm
care oh my god your shoes ry postseason
judy judy look this jenny berg oh great
bo Bergner step behind him in chemistry
he raised his hand why I hate that guy
before he transferred to our school I
was the hot dog eating champion suddenly
I was just another guy who got a 32 hot
dogs in one city excuse me I have some
unfinished business to attend to so now
that we've caught up I
I hear the pancake breakfast tomorrow is
all you can eat oh you can eat for all I
can do I smell a challenge or did you
just raise your hand the only thing I
smell around here is oh yeah well i got
fifty bucks an elastic waistband that
says i can eat more pancakes than you
bring it on no I do smell chicken you
want to try and find it sure Judy
Michael Christy Duncan you will pray
jinx wow you remember of course I do I
would not well that we didn't hang out I
mean you were always cool kids and I
wasn't exactly part of that crowd except
for the time that I brought the vodka
watermelon to school oh yeah Tulsa bring
the rum pineapple to school I drank a
lot of fruit back then so what have you
been up too much Oh remember the guy
graduation who mooned everyone when he
went up to get his diploma yeah what
happened to that idiot I married him
through the window yep three kids meet
you you know what this is so great to
hang out and get to know each other not
like in high school we were more
concerned about who was more popular or
who hung out with yeah that was so
stupid I mean look at us here we are now
just a couple of working moms least how
are you paying the bill I'm an architect
just finished designing an airport in
Hong Kong how about you I'm a dental
assistant how do you clean teeth no I
help the person who cleans teeth which
is a pretty big job because you know the
dentist can't pull any teeth unless you
can find his goggles and that's where I
come in
Linda hey Steve option gosh what brings
you here it's a reunion yeah great guy
and we graduated together I completely
forgot you hello dude a lot more and
graduate together we went out oh yeah
yeah I fig leaf remember that you know I
can't remember for the life of me why we
broke up gosh neither can I so I guess
technically we have it well I guess hey
you know that's assuming that after 20
years I'm still available oh I'm sorry I
didn't mean I'm available we know it so
happens it leaves the kids hold her
adorable where was that taken it was in
Paris we spent the summer there while I
was building this opera house um here we
are in Italy Japan no we're more water
park people we only went there because
my husband were sh**ting some idiotic
commercial here's my husband oh my god
Judy do you know what this guy does he
directed my favorite beer commercial
soon as my husband Trent Trent Judy
Miller very nice hi that looks so great
to see you how you do it Judy they got a
whole bunch of shrimp here did you bring
a big purse
oh we don't need to take home food we
can afford our own shrimp he didn't
bring the big first just tell me so bill
what do you do for a living bill for
sale always designer fixtures mostly
toilets hey you sell beer I sell toilets
between the two of us we got I'm coming
and going I can't believe your sister
went home with Steve Upton Wiggly finds
out second base is under water whatever
I'm glad it's over so what do you say we
do it like it's 1982 no I'm tired so
sleep I'll be quiet tonight bill is that
a yes no all right we could have been
done already can you believe that stupid
Christy Duncan she seemed nice nice I
build airports I bro their reports look
big about that well they are airports I
mean what's bigger than that besides her
fat ass medicine would bother me that's
the spirit honey good night it's not
sure why should you get everything she
wants I thought you weren't gonna let
all this reunion stuff get to you I know
but if your life is perfect in high
school it's not supposed to be perfect
now Jimmy forget about Christy you're
gorgeous you're smart you got a great
life well I haven't exactly with the
world on fire who cares if Christy build
airports you have a great marriage three
wonderful kids and a beautiful house
that's paid for the minute I die get
some sleep we got a big day tomorrow you
know what bill I don't want to go to the
pancake breakfast I've had enough for
you and you
okay now your second the same way to
ceilings we've got to go to the
breakfast I've got a title to defend and
just let up for one more conversation
with Christie Duncan while she's
standing there and her designer outfit
with her perfect family and I'm standing
there with my discount dress in the
pancake king no offense no I get it what
if i told you that Christie's life isn't
as perfect as you think what do you mean
well you can't tell anybody this but I
was in the bathroom I overheard her
husband on the phone I think he's having
an affair really oh you must have been
mistaken he was talking to a woman and
said he really had to see her if he
could get away we could have been
talking to anyone he could have been
talking to his mother well then he told
his mother to wear a sexy blue thong
either way he's got problems our
husbands having an affair this is so
great I know it wasn't for time for
stupid Christie or life's a mess did you
just tackle yeah they still want to fool
around no no I've never done it with
evil Judy please don't your wii u JH i
don't know why i have to be because
honey blah blah blah blah blah what
you're staying do the words really
matter anymore
so while I'm here I wonder if I could
maybe sneak into the library do little
research for my site reform keep it down
so as people here but still think I'm
cool I'm gonna go look for Linda you
keep an eye on Tina find Tina do
something for daddy take this fork and
poke people in the legs so they get me a
spot at the front of the pancake bill
Jerry hungry maybe a little these plates
really hot Barry hey guys hey hey I
guess what Christy Duncan's husband is
having an affair everyone's talking
about it what so what happened last
night a lady doesn't kiss encounter
honey and lady doesn't wear last night's
cocktail dress to a pancake breath
okay you know my top 10 things I want in
a guy checklist steve has altima and
number seven was checked three times
Judy can I talk to you tell anyone when
I told you last night about Christy
Duggan no no one well Terry bolded
called this morning and asked me if I
was bringing the kids and I may have let
it slip but I told him not to tell
anyone ah good as long as you only told
big mouth bold about everyone's talking
about well I didn't think she'd say
anything this is terrible then again
maybe it's just as well you know if that
jerk is cheating on her she's better off
knowing about it she might not be better
off why not bill her husband's having an
affair right yeah yeah yeah no I made it
up I can't believe you didn't know what
else to do you were feeling bad feel
better when I lie a lot
I can't believe me I have to you were
talking about not coming in a pancake
breakfast you lied about a woman's
husband cheating on us just so you could
get pancakes I didn't just want pancakes
I also wanted sex you have to find who's
ever talking about this and tell him
it's not true nice to go apologize to
chris see why she prolly ain't heard the
rumor just my hurts still out there we
have to make this right all right I'll
do it but I'm burning calories I haven't
even eaten yet you know what I have an
idea later let's go back to your place
we'll light a fire pour some wine put on
some Beadle oh that sounds great except
something other than the Beatles I don't
like them whatever there's be you and me
and number seven what so Christie
Duncan's husband isn't having an affair
guys think about it Christie's a
beautiful intelligent woman what's more
likely her husband's actually cheating
on her or somebody at the Reunion made
up the rumor because they were jealous
that what you think happened course
doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure
that out I am a brain surgeon really let
me ask you a medical question when you
chug a milkshake how come you get that
pain in your head let me ask you a
medical question why are you chugging
milk shakes
so what makes you so sure that someone
started the rumor I know Christie's
husband she doesn't have to worry about
him with other women he's just not the
type hmm i get with good and pass it
around top of the night Miller steps up
to the plate a butter burger bun Oh
Miller you got some catching up to do 19
and counting Megan uneven 28 guess what
just overheard someone say Christy
dunand gay hey Christy hi Judy so I
guess you've heard the rumor that's
floating around yes I have and I know
it's not true well horse you know it's
not true you probably know that better
than anyone else here what why do you
say that because you know how petty
people can be when they think someone's
life is better than theirs they're ours
trying to drag people like us down yeah
well sometimes people people like that
yeah you know the people who have it all
together yeah do you think I have it all
together your life great you mean Ben
would bill forever and you're obviously
so happy together you look even better
than you did in high school not three
kiss you adore are you to you yeah there
somewhere what else do you want to know
about yeah there's just one thing up you
know what you said you didn't like
beetles don't did you mean you don't
like them or you know they're not your
favorite no I just don't like them cuz
you know they have like a hundred hit
these husband not gay test it on your
skin looks so great you use something
special on it well I've had a lot of
baby foods thrown at my face oh great
your grace is great I'm so happy for you
Christy I am so flattered that you think
my life is so great but you know what I
know started the rumor and I feel really
bad about it of course you feel bad
about it you're a good person not like
the jealous petty loser who started the
rumor who was it
feel yellow submarine a hard day's night
kept on e love piano man what about
piano man oh yeah I like that that's
really freaking Joel wait a minute now i
remember why we broke up you do yeah we
were at that burger joint and i ordered
my burger plane you know because that's
the way i like it but you wouldn't let
it go for the next two days you grilled
me about condiments join Iman dry meat
bread who eats that I do oh come on can
you prick I mean tell me there's more
condiment your ketchup mustard
groundless you know what you're crazy I
gotta go oh yeah yeah yeah okay yes you
hate the world
hey well I stopped the affair not
doesn't matter I hear he's G anyway
that's for you nothing I feel great you
do yeah Krista Duncan just spent a half
hour telling me how great my life is why
she say well she thinks have a wonderful
marriage and terrific kids and she went
on and on about my skin so let me get
this straight when Christie Duncan says
the exact same thing I told you last
night you feel all better what's your
problem the problem is when I say it
should mean something oh please you just
said those things to shut me up no i
didn't i said them cuz they're true look
around Judy I had a shot with every
woman in this room in my mind but I
chose you I still gotta chill when I
remember our first time we looked into
my eyes at those three magical words
what the hell course I do do you mean it
mean it or just I want pancakes mean it
why can't it be both man that reunions
suck actually ended up having a pretty
good time oh sure you feel better about
your life by the time I got to the front
of the line there were no more pancakes
hey bill will you give me my keys out of
my purse why do I have to do do it oh
okay and they're still warm I love you
are you talking to me or the pancakes
well I can't it be both
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I wouldn't have it any other way cuz it
Maxie
01x03 - Still in School
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.