01x11 - Full Moon Fever/w*r of the CatDog
Posted: 10/28/22 08:09
♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
♪ No blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪
♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪
♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪
Cliff:
oh, yeah, ha-ha,
squirrel throwing.
What a beautiful
day for it.
Shriek:
you throw to me.
Throw it right here.
Hey, cliffy, catch that.
Like joe namath,
here, here.
Ugh!
Look at those barbarians.
Someone should
help that squirrel.
You're right, cat.
Someone not attached to me!
Ah!
Uh!
Dog:
squirrel!
Must save squirrel!
( Squirrel squealing )
Must save squirrel!
Must save squirrel!
Yah!
Wait, I'm coming, squirrel.
Wait, I'm coming.
( Crashing )
Got you.
Rats.
Fun's over.
You're safe
and sound, buddy.
Hey, give us back our ball,
you knucklehead.
Are you insane?
He just rescued that ball.
I mean, squirrel.
Uh, i, i...
Come on, throw it. Be a dog!
Throw it, save it,
save it, throw it...
( Howls )
Go run!
Dog, what the...
What are you doing?
Gee, I don't know
what came over me.
( Baying )
I'll tell you what
came over you.
It's that time
of the month again.
Full moon.
Moon...
Your canine instincts
are getting the best of you.
You've got to fight it, man.
Suppress the glandular,
dogular stuff
That's bubbling
within you.
( Greasers shouting excitedly )
( Squirrel squealing with joy )
Squirrel football
sure looks like fun.
Dogs. Hmph!
( Snoring... )
( Groaning, snuffling )
( Distant bark )
( Mournful howling in distance )
( Dog panting... )
( Growling, barking... )
( Mournful howls )
( Baying... )
( Dog yodeling... )
You had the dream,
didn't you?
( Grunts )
Same thing,
every month.
Sorry, cat.
Well, I suppose
if I let you
Get this
out of your system
It won't happen again.
Gee, thanks, cat.
( Screeching )
( Barking happily )
( Cheers )
( Fierce barking )
( Grunts )
Huh?!
( Barking fiercely )
Well, look
who's here!
It's catbutt.
( Both guffawing )
Hold it!
There's something
different about
him tonight.
( Sniffs )
He smells...
Dangerous.
I want to join
your pack.
( Barks )
It's a full moon.
Just humor him.
Yo, greasers, huddle up.
( Whispering, growling )
Greasers:
break.
Yeah, yeah,
you can join.
But first you're going
to have to pass a few tests
To prove you're
a real dog.
Shriek:
yeah, and if you're going
to act like a dog...
( Grunts )
You got to look
like a dog.
This is going to be
a long night.
Test number one:
A real dog can bury a bone.
Can you?
Yeah, yeah, I can bury a bone.
Well, then, let's see you
bury... This!
Good luck, catbutt.
( Laughs )
Ooh!
He'll never do it.
( Guffaws )
( All guffawing )
( Chain saw whining )
Cliff:
what?!
Shriek:
whoa! He even managed
to landscape.
Lube:
yeah. Uh... What she said.
Test one: pass.
You hear that, cat?
I passed!
Cat?
You look prehistoric.
Great.
Test two:
A real dog likes
to munch garbage.
All right.
How much does he have to eat?
Uh... All of it.
All of it?!
Oh, boy!
( Munching, gobbling )
( Garbage crashing )
( Burps )
Shriek:
healthy appetite.
Cliff:
lube, mark that
down as a pass.
( Groans )
Cursed full moon!
( People murmuring )
Okay, catbutt,
this is your last test.
Hallelujah.
Observe.
A herd of mailmen
gather in the clearing.
Our young pup must rip
the pants off one of them
To be accepted into the pack.
( Chuckles )
All you got to do
is pick yourself out
A nice weak one.
( Murmuring )
Coupon, coupon,
junk mail...
No, that goes to...
( Sniffing )
( Dog baying... )
( Shouting, yelling... )
( Whimpering, panting )
Hey, hey, guys, wait up.
I've got all
the phone books here.
( Groans )
( Catdog barks fiercely )
( Barking... )
( Screams )
( Cat protesting )
( Screaming... )
( Barking... )
( Growling... )
( Growling )
( Screaming )
( Chewing )
Polyester!
Stupid phone books!
Cliff:
hey, that was
k*ller, "k*ller."
Congratulations!
Welcome to the pack.
I'm in!
Did you hear
that, cat?
Yeah, yeah, I'm bursting
with pride.
Okay, dog, full moon's over.
Time to go home now.
Let's go, dog.
You've had your fun.
Wait a second.
How come you still
look like a coyote?
That's because now
he's one of us.
Gabba, gabba,
we accept him.
Yeah! One of us!
Duh, yeah, what they said.
And it's time
to say good-bye
To your worser half.
Behold...
Your permanent tail!
Genuine dalmatian.
Just like
a real dog.
Go on, try it out,
give her a wag.
( Greasers laughing )
( Guffawing )
Hey, hey, what's happening
with your face?
Oh!
( Groaning... )
Ow!
Hey... That hurts.
Hey!
What's going on with you?
( Teeth rattling )
( Sighs )
That was strange.
Sorry, greaser dogs.
Cat is the only tail I need.
( Grunts )
Ow!
Thanks, I think.
Oh, that was fun
Being a real dog
for a night
But I'd rather be...
A, um...
A catbutt.
Yeah!
Say it loud!
I'm catbutt
and proud!
You are out of the pack!
You got to love
the loyalty.
Hey, uh, anyone
up for a game
Of squirrel basketball?
Why play squirrel ball
when we can play, uh...
Catdog ball instead.
( Greasers barking, yapping... )
Cliff:
hey, boys, come on...
Kick that...
Gee, cat, I'm sorry I put
you through all that.
But one little catdog
is powerless
Against the power
of the moon.
Cat:
aah!
( Howling, shouting )
Cliff:
keep that ball in sight, boys.
( Howling, shouting )
Boy, cat, the place looks great.
Yes, dog.
This will be the best
family reunion yet.
And what a perfect day.
( Blows repeatedly )
( Sighs, blows again )
( Sneezes )
( Crashing )
( Spluttering )
Geez!
Oh, another reunion, eh?
( Slurping )
Ooh, so what have you
got planned this time?
Dog and I are going to defend
our tug-of-w*r championship.
Hey, maybe someone
will show up this time
To challenge youse guys.
( Sighs )
This will be the year they come.
I can feel it in my bones.
Right, dog?
Hey, what the...
( Trophy squeaking )
Whoa!
My apron!
( Whimpers )
Go get this stain out!
Aye, aye, cap!
Winslow:
geez, it's got to be tough
Having to share your stuff
with dog.
It would drive me nuts.
Ah, when you've been
attached to someone
As long as I have,
you learn to...
( Screams )
( Crackling )
Stain no more, cat.
Ooh!(Laughing)
( Thunder rumbling )
Dog, so there's no mistakes
I'm doing some organizing to,
um... Uh, keep things straight.
( Thunder)
Oh, designer labels.
Ah-ah-ah!
( Crashing )
Holy mackerel!
Cat's claiming
everything in the house.
Only stuff that's mine.
Oh, like, uh...
This for instance?
Hey, wait a second.
We won that together.
Oh, I know, dog.
Um, I just thought the trophy
would be safer in my care.
Uh, just until the reunion
starts, of course.
Sheesh!
I'm surprised he hasn't
labeled you yet.
( Humming )
( Chuckles )
One half can play at this game.
My autographed picture of cat.
( Glass shatters )
My favorite jar of gravy.
( Glass breaks )
My prized dirt collection.
Hey, catdog.
"Dog's stuff not here."
Hmm. Clever dog.
Psst!
Hey, dog, I'm not one
to um, uh, rock the boat
But it, uh, pains me to see
a friend done wrong.
Wow!
Thanks, buddy.
Don't mention it.
( Branch creaks )
Psst. Hey, cat.
I'm not one to rattle
the cages, but, uh...
( Cat growls )
( Cat laughs crazily )
( Whistling )
( Metal creaks )
This is for the best, dog.
( Electronic beeping )
Electronic voice:
valuables secure, cat.
Now I'm going to take
a little catnap
Before the party.
I suggest you do the same.
( Yawns )
Cat? Cat.
Cat... Are you asleep?
( Snaps fingers )
( Snores )
( Sighs )
Oh!
( Gasps )
( Cat snores )
( Clicking )
( Clicks )
( Clanks )
( Snoring )
( Clanks )
Voice:
access denied, dog.
( Cat snores )
( Groans )
Cat?
( Cat snores )
Voice:
open sesame, cat.
( Alarm beeps )
( Yelps )
Squid, squid!
I didn't do it.
( Alarm blaring )
Thief!
Trophy hog!
This is going to be good!
( Growling and snarling )
( Clattering, yowling )
From now on, you stay
on your side
And keep away
from my stuff.
Oh, yeah, well, hey...
Same to you.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
( Laughing )
Great seats, huh?
Maybe I'll catch
a foul fur ball!
Dog:
oh!
( Panting )
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
( Thunder rumbles )
( Arguing )
Stop.
Stop, stop!
Dog, this isn't working.
You're right, cat.
This isn't the way to resolve
our differences.
But this is!
( Thunder crashing )
Give me a hand, here, cat.
( Both grunting )
Twin beds!
Chuck, it's another perfect day
here in the southland...
( Panting )
( Laughing )
Dance, my little puppets, dance!
My milk bowl.
You wouldn't!
( Cat sobs )
( Dog whimpers )
My hat!
Kiss mr. Thirsty head
good-bye.
( Laughs meanly )
( Thunder crashes )
My tug-of-w*r trophy.
Mine, mine, mine,
mine-mine-mine...
My-my-my-my-my...
( Exploding )
( Thunder crashing )
( Both screaming )
( Panting )
( Wheezing )
Well...
That's everything.
Yup.
( Laughing )
Now, that's what I call
a family reunion.
( Laughs )
Uh...
Oh, boy.
Aha,
come here, you!
Mine! He's
my friend...
I saw him first!
He's at least
half mine!
Dog:
he's half mine, too!
( Groaning )
Help!
( Chattering, arguing )
( Talking excitedly )
Male:
this can't be the place.
Male :
let's go.
Female:
let's roll... Woo-hoo!
Uh-oh.
Oh, wait. Wait!
Dog:
wait, come back!
( Laughter, singing )
They showed up.
Our family
actually showed up.
Hope they had
a good time.
( Rustling,
clattering )
( Groaning )
Whoa! I am a giant noodle.
Well, I guess youse both
deserve this.
( Laughs )
( Sighs )
To next year's reunion.
The best reunion we'll have...
Both:
next year.
Yes.
( Laughing )
( Metal rings )
( Earth rumbles )
( Both screaming )
♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
♪ No blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪
♪ Just a feline, canine
♪ Little catdog
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪
♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog... ♪
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪
with a woof and a purr ♪
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
♪ No blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪
♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪
♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪
Cliff:
oh, yeah, ha-ha,
squirrel throwing.
What a beautiful
day for it.
Shriek:
you throw to me.
Throw it right here.
Hey, cliffy, catch that.
Like joe namath,
here, here.
Ugh!
Look at those barbarians.
Someone should
help that squirrel.
You're right, cat.
Someone not attached to me!
Ah!
Uh!
Dog:
squirrel!
Must save squirrel!
( Squirrel squealing )
Must save squirrel!
Must save squirrel!
Yah!
Wait, I'm coming, squirrel.
Wait, I'm coming.
( Crashing )
Got you.
Rats.
Fun's over.
You're safe
and sound, buddy.
Hey, give us back our ball,
you knucklehead.
Are you insane?
He just rescued that ball.
I mean, squirrel.
Uh, i, i...
Come on, throw it. Be a dog!
Throw it, save it,
save it, throw it...
( Howls )
Go run!
Dog, what the...
What are you doing?
Gee, I don't know
what came over me.
( Baying )
I'll tell you what
came over you.
It's that time
of the month again.
Full moon.
Moon...
Your canine instincts
are getting the best of you.
You've got to fight it, man.
Suppress the glandular,
dogular stuff
That's bubbling
within you.
( Greasers shouting excitedly )
( Squirrel squealing with joy )
Squirrel football
sure looks like fun.
Dogs. Hmph!
( Snoring... )
( Groaning, snuffling )
( Distant bark )
( Mournful howling in distance )
( Dog panting... )
( Growling, barking... )
( Mournful howls )
( Baying... )
( Dog yodeling... )
You had the dream,
didn't you?
( Grunts )
Same thing,
every month.
Sorry, cat.
Well, I suppose
if I let you
Get this
out of your system
It won't happen again.
Gee, thanks, cat.
( Screeching )
( Barking happily )
( Cheers )
( Fierce barking )
( Grunts )
Huh?!
( Barking fiercely )
Well, look
who's here!
It's catbutt.
( Both guffawing )
Hold it!
There's something
different about
him tonight.
( Sniffs )
He smells...
Dangerous.
I want to join
your pack.
( Barks )
It's a full moon.
Just humor him.
Yo, greasers, huddle up.
( Whispering, growling )
Greasers:
break.
Yeah, yeah,
you can join.
But first you're going
to have to pass a few tests
To prove you're
a real dog.
Shriek:
yeah, and if you're going
to act like a dog...
( Grunts )
You got to look
like a dog.
This is going to be
a long night.
Test number one:
A real dog can bury a bone.
Can you?
Yeah, yeah, I can bury a bone.
Well, then, let's see you
bury... This!
Good luck, catbutt.
( Laughs )
Ooh!
He'll never do it.
( Guffaws )
( All guffawing )
( Chain saw whining )
Cliff:
what?!
Shriek:
whoa! He even managed
to landscape.
Lube:
yeah. Uh... What she said.
Test one: pass.
You hear that, cat?
I passed!
Cat?
You look prehistoric.
Great.
Test two:
A real dog likes
to munch garbage.
All right.
How much does he have to eat?
Uh... All of it.
All of it?!
Oh, boy!
( Munching, gobbling )
( Garbage crashing )
( Burps )
Shriek:
healthy appetite.
Cliff:
lube, mark that
down as a pass.
( Groans )
Cursed full moon!
( People murmuring )
Okay, catbutt,
this is your last test.
Hallelujah.
Observe.
A herd of mailmen
gather in the clearing.
Our young pup must rip
the pants off one of them
To be accepted into the pack.
( Chuckles )
All you got to do
is pick yourself out
A nice weak one.
( Murmuring )
Coupon, coupon,
junk mail...
No, that goes to...
( Sniffing )
( Dog baying... )
( Shouting, yelling... )
( Whimpering, panting )
Hey, hey, guys, wait up.
I've got all
the phone books here.
( Groans )
( Catdog barks fiercely )
( Barking... )
( Screams )
( Cat protesting )
( Screaming... )
( Barking... )
( Growling... )
( Growling )
( Screaming )
( Chewing )
Polyester!
Stupid phone books!
Cliff:
hey, that was
k*ller, "k*ller."
Congratulations!
Welcome to the pack.
I'm in!
Did you hear
that, cat?
Yeah, yeah, I'm bursting
with pride.
Okay, dog, full moon's over.
Time to go home now.
Let's go, dog.
You've had your fun.
Wait a second.
How come you still
look like a coyote?
That's because now
he's one of us.
Gabba, gabba,
we accept him.
Yeah! One of us!
Duh, yeah, what they said.
And it's time
to say good-bye
To your worser half.
Behold...
Your permanent tail!
Genuine dalmatian.
Just like
a real dog.
Go on, try it out,
give her a wag.
( Greasers laughing )
( Guffawing )
Hey, hey, what's happening
with your face?
Oh!
( Groaning... )
Ow!
Hey... That hurts.
Hey!
What's going on with you?
( Teeth rattling )
( Sighs )
That was strange.
Sorry, greaser dogs.
Cat is the only tail I need.
( Grunts )
Ow!
Thanks, I think.
Oh, that was fun
Being a real dog
for a night
But I'd rather be...
A, um...
A catbutt.
Yeah!
Say it loud!
I'm catbutt
and proud!
You are out of the pack!
You got to love
the loyalty.
Hey, uh, anyone
up for a game
Of squirrel basketball?
Why play squirrel ball
when we can play, uh...
Catdog ball instead.
( Greasers barking, yapping... )
Cliff:
hey, boys, come on...
Kick that...
Gee, cat, I'm sorry I put
you through all that.
But one little catdog
is powerless
Against the power
of the moon.
Cat:
aah!
( Howling, shouting )
Cliff:
keep that ball in sight, boys.
( Howling, shouting )
Boy, cat, the place looks great.
Yes, dog.
This will be the best
family reunion yet.
And what a perfect day.
( Blows repeatedly )
( Sighs, blows again )
( Sneezes )
( Crashing )
( Spluttering )
Geez!
Oh, another reunion, eh?
( Slurping )
Ooh, so what have you
got planned this time?
Dog and I are going to defend
our tug-of-w*r championship.
Hey, maybe someone
will show up this time
To challenge youse guys.
( Sighs )
This will be the year they come.
I can feel it in my bones.
Right, dog?
Hey, what the...
( Trophy squeaking )
Whoa!
My apron!
( Whimpers )
Go get this stain out!
Aye, aye, cap!
Winslow:
geez, it's got to be tough
Having to share your stuff
with dog.
It would drive me nuts.
Ah, when you've been
attached to someone
As long as I have,
you learn to...
( Screams )
( Crackling )
Stain no more, cat.
Ooh!(Laughing)
( Thunder rumbling )
Dog, so there's no mistakes
I'm doing some organizing to,
um... Uh, keep things straight.
( Thunder)
Oh, designer labels.
Ah-ah-ah!
( Crashing )
Holy mackerel!
Cat's claiming
everything in the house.
Only stuff that's mine.
Oh, like, uh...
This for instance?
Hey, wait a second.
We won that together.
Oh, I know, dog.
Um, I just thought the trophy
would be safer in my care.
Uh, just until the reunion
starts, of course.
Sheesh!
I'm surprised he hasn't
labeled you yet.
( Humming )
( Chuckles )
One half can play at this game.
My autographed picture of cat.
( Glass shatters )
My favorite jar of gravy.
( Glass breaks )
My prized dirt collection.
Hey, catdog.
"Dog's stuff not here."
Hmm. Clever dog.
Psst!
Hey, dog, I'm not one
to um, uh, rock the boat
But it, uh, pains me to see
a friend done wrong.
Wow!
Thanks, buddy.
Don't mention it.
( Branch creaks )
Psst. Hey, cat.
I'm not one to rattle
the cages, but, uh...
( Cat growls )
( Cat laughs crazily )
( Whistling )
( Metal creaks )
This is for the best, dog.
( Electronic beeping )
Electronic voice:
valuables secure, cat.
Now I'm going to take
a little catnap
Before the party.
I suggest you do the same.
( Yawns )
Cat? Cat.
Cat... Are you asleep?
( Snaps fingers )
( Snores )
( Sighs )
Oh!
( Gasps )
( Cat snores )
( Clicking )
( Clicks )
( Clanks )
( Snoring )
( Clanks )
Voice:
access denied, dog.
( Cat snores )
( Groans )
Cat?
( Cat snores )
Voice:
open sesame, cat.
( Alarm beeps )
( Yelps )
Squid, squid!
I didn't do it.
( Alarm blaring )
Thief!
Trophy hog!
This is going to be good!
( Growling and snarling )
( Clattering, yowling )
From now on, you stay
on your side
And keep away
from my stuff.
Oh, yeah, well, hey...
Same to you.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
( Laughing )
Great seats, huh?
Maybe I'll catch
a foul fur ball!
Dog:
oh!
( Panting )
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
( Thunder rumbles )
( Arguing )
Stop.
Stop, stop!
Dog, this isn't working.
You're right, cat.
This isn't the way to resolve
our differences.
But this is!
( Thunder crashing )
Give me a hand, here, cat.
( Both grunting )
Twin beds!
Chuck, it's another perfect day
here in the southland...
( Panting )
( Laughing )
Dance, my little puppets, dance!
My milk bowl.
You wouldn't!
( Cat sobs )
( Dog whimpers )
My hat!
Kiss mr. Thirsty head
good-bye.
( Laughs meanly )
( Thunder crashes )
My tug-of-w*r trophy.
Mine, mine, mine,
mine-mine-mine...
My-my-my-my-my...
( Exploding )
( Thunder crashing )
( Both screaming )
( Panting )
( Wheezing )
Well...
That's everything.
Yup.
( Laughing )
Now, that's what I call
a family reunion.
( Laughs )
Uh...
Oh, boy.
Aha,
come here, you!
Mine! He's
my friend...
I saw him first!
He's at least
half mine!
Dog:
he's half mine, too!
( Groaning )
Help!
( Chattering, arguing )
( Talking excitedly )
Male:
this can't be the place.
Male :
let's go.
Female:
let's roll... Woo-hoo!
Uh-oh.
Oh, wait. Wait!
Dog:
wait, come back!
( Laughter, singing )
They showed up.
Our family
actually showed up.
Hope they had
a good time.
( Rustling,
clattering )
( Groaning )
Whoa! I am a giant noodle.
Well, I guess youse both
deserve this.
( Laughs )
( Sighs )
To next year's reunion.
The best reunion we'll have...
Both:
next year.
Yes.
( Laughing )
( Metal rings )
( Earth rumbles )
( Both screaming )
♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
♪ No blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪
♪ Just a feline, canine
♪ Little catdog
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪
♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
♪ Catdog... Catdog...
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog... ♪
♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪