07x33 - One Editor Is Enough/The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn
Posted: 09/23/22 13:24
Warning Purple,Sign: Shachi's request: Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!!
Sha: Excuse me.
Sha: Sensei, my bowel volvulus is acting up again. Can I get some rest on the bed here?
Dr: Shachi-san, just how many times are you going to get your bowels in a bunch?
Dr: This infirmary doesn't exist for inmates to nap, you know.
Sha: No, it really does feel like they've twisted three and a half times over.
Sha: My bowels have turned into a bowknot, and the pain is making me bawl.
Dr: You just want to say "bowel" over and over, don't you?
Sha: Ouch!
Sha: Ow, ow, ow! It hurts!
Dr: Sheesh.
Dr: I'll throw you out if I find that you're faking it, okay?
Sha: All right!
Sha: I'm gonna stay up all night and finish this manuscript!
Sha: I have to get it done by the manga award entry deadline tomorrow!
Sha: Here I can focus without worrying about the guards.
Sha: Bro, let's grab hold of our dreams this time for sure!
Sha: sh**t!
Sha: I dozed off!
Sha: Huh? Where's my manuscript?
Sha: Y-You've got it wrong.
Sha: That's—
Dr: Yeah, I guess reading something this hilarious could definitely twist up your guts.
Sha: S-Sensei...
Title: One Editor Is Enough
Visiting,Sign: Visiting Room
Gin: "Hot for Sensei"?
Gin: What, so you want to turn it into a rom-com manga
Gin: about forbidden love between teacher and student?
Gin: That's so stale.
Gin: Even prehistoric rom-coms don't go down that route.
Gin: Instead of that, focus on the story
Gin: about the pajama-wearing daughter of a mafia boss
Gin: getting it on daily with the son of a hokage
Gin: whose private parts are rubber and thus doesn't need to use rubbers.
Sha: I'm talking about myself, not the manga.
Gin: Huh?
Sha: There's a doctor, Narutaki-sensei, in this prison's infirmary.
Sha: A while back, she read my manga and found it so hilarious, she was laughing.
Sha: Since then, I've visited her frequently to show her my manga,
Sha: and seeing her laugh gives me this tight feeling in my chest.
Sha: You know how I am. I've never actually been in love,
Sha: but I wonder if this pain in my chest means I love her...
Gin: Nah, you're probably imagining things.
Sha: Wh-What was that for, Bro?!
Gin: You bumbling moron.
Gin: Is that why the characters in your manga lately
Gin: have all worn glasses,
Gin: or have all been weather ladies?
Sha: The weather ladies were your doing!
Gin: "Is this love,"
Gin: my ass!
Gin: Quit being a sissy and ask her out!
Gin: Start your prison romance already!
Sha: Wait, you're actually rooting for me?
Sha: Why'd you hit me, then?
Gin: This is the perfect chance to do research for rom-com manga.
Sha: But she's a doctor, you know!
Sha: She's way out of my league!
Sha: Besides, I've never asked anyone out.
Gin: You may not be able to deliver smooth pick-up lines,
Gin: but you can compose witty ones.
Gin: In other words, you just have to seduce her using your forte, manga.
Sha: Using manga?
Gin: I'm stuck.
Sha: What's wrong, Gintoki-san?
Gin: Shachiko-sensei...
Gin: I'm having trouble with the storyboard, you see.
Sha: My, that's not good.
Gin: Could you take a look for me?
Sha: Let's see.
Speech,Sign: I want to take you out, Sensei.
Gin: This line is finalized,
Gin: but I can't come up with a good one here.
Gin: If this were you, Shachiko-sensei, how would you answer?
Sha: "Yes," I guess?
Sha: Bro! I said "yes" without thinking!
Gin: Right?
Gin: Only a mangaka could ask someone out this way, right?
Sha: In that case, there's no time to waste!
Sha: I have manga to draw!
Sha: Just you wait, Bro!
Sha: I'll definitely be back with good news!
Title,Sign: Sensei and Me {\fs }Akurogi Musai
Sen: What am I gonna do with you? You're always getting into fights.
Sen: This is an infirmary, not a field hospital.
Sen: Got that, my little soldier?
Sen: But I wish the students on my fencing team were that determined.
C: I didn't get into a fight.
Sen: Huh?
C: I cut myself with a pointed object.
Sen: Why would you do something like that?
C: There was something I wanted to tell you.
C: I want to take you out, Sensei!
Sen: Bring it on.
Sen: Welcome to the fencing team,
Sen: Chosokabe-kun.
Gin: I see.
Gin: So he's going to join the fencing team, huh?
Sha: Bro...
Sha: How did it come to this?
Take Out,Sign: Take out on a date
Take Out,Sign: Take out physically
Gin: She must've misinterpreted the "take out."
Sha: But this isn't a sports manga!
Sha: The protagonist isn't named Chosokabe!
Gin: I don't know about Chosokabe,
Gin: but man, this is what you get for making her the fencing team's advisor.
Gin: And needless lines like "I cut myself with a pointed object"
Gin: made her recognize Chosokabe's fencing skills.
Gin: Why is this manga character a sensei too, anyway?
Gin: With this, even if you asked her out,
Gin: how could she tell if you're saying it to this sensei
Gin: or to the actual sensei?
Sha: Which sensei are you talking about?
Gin: That sensei.
Sha: Which sensei is that sensei?
Gin: Which sensei is the sensei you're talking about?
Sha: What do I do, Bro?
Sha: Sensei said she can't wait to read more.
Gin: Which sensei are you talking about?
Sha: That sensei.
Gin: You know what to do.
Gin: He'll have to join the fencing team and ask her out once again.
Sha: But I don't know much about fencing.
Sha: And the protagonist's name isn't Chosokabe.
Gin: Just let the Chosokabe thing go already.
Gin: Let's go with Chosokabe.
Visiting,Sign: Visiting Room
Gin: Wrap up the fencing thing quickly and somehow ask her out once again.
Page,Sign: Sensei and Me
Page,Sign: {\fs }Chapter
Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai
C: It's no good! I don't have any talent for fencing!
C: I can't take this anymore!
C: I even went from Chosokabe to Mikoshiba because my parents divorced!
Sen: Cheer up. I'm rooting for you.
C: Sensei, those aren't the words I want to hear!
C: Go out with me, Sensei.
Sen: "Go out with me, Sensei."
Sen: Happy now?
Sen: Now get back to practice, Chosokabe-kun.
Sha: That's not what I meant!
Sha: She thought "Go out with me, Sensei" were the words he wanted to hear!
Sha: And she refuses to let him quit the fencing team!
Sha: Also, he said his parents got divorced,
Sha: so why does she insist on calling him Chosokabe?
Gin: I told you, just let the Chosokabe thing go already.
Gin: You know what?
Gin: Sensei's speech bubbles are too large.
Gin: It's because you leave so much space that she can put in these needless lines.
Gin: At this point,
Gin: you should make the bubble so tiny that only "yes" will fit.
Sha: Oh, I get it.
Page ,Sign: Sensei and Me
Page ,Sign: {\fs }Chapter
Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai
C: I understand, Sensei.
C: I'll do my best at fencing.
C: Goodbye!
C: I'm sorry, Sensei.
C: My body gan't hamdle fenjing anymore...
C: No madder what anyone says, no madder how I sdruggle,
C: my body gan never hamdle fenjing.
Sen: You've done enough.
Sen: You did your best.
Sen: I won't tell you to fence anymore.
Sen: I'll never call you Chosokabe again,
Sen: so please...
C: Th-Thank goodness...
C: Can I ask you for one last thing?
C: Please go out with me, Sensei.
Sen: *s*ab*
C: S-Sensei!
M: Hmph. You are weak.
M: That is why you fail to protect the ones you love.
C: D-Dad!
M: You have no right to call yourself a Mikoshiba when you can't even fence!
M: Rest in peace in a Chosokabe grave!
Sen: Mikoshiba Yu.
Sen: One of the Fencing Elite Four.
Sen: Unable to cope with marrying into the Chosokabe family, he decided to get a divorce.
Gin: Well, it is standard practice to insert an enemy here.
Gin: She's good, that Sensei.
Sha: Don't be impressed!
Sha: This is something there's no going back from!
Sha: Sensei's gone, so he can't ask her out.
Sha: And he can't even take back the Mikoshiba name
Sha: because he's incapable of fencing now!
Sha: It's all over!
Gin: Don't give up until the bitter end!
Gin: There's gotta be something...
Gin: There's gotta be a way!
Page ,Sign: Sensei and Me
Page ,Sign: Chapter
Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai
C: You'll pay for this!
C: How dare you do this to Sensei?!
M: I-Impossible!
M: Didn't you say you can't fence anymore?
C: I did say that,
C: but it was fenjing.
C: I'm sorry, Sensei.
C: My body gan't hamdle fenjing anymore...
C: I can handle fencing just fine, though.
M: N-No way! Fenjing?!
M: Then are you saying you're not actually a Chosokabe,
M: but a Mikoshiba?!
C: Can you stop the ultimate fencing move Sensei taught me,
C: the "Go Out With Me, Sensei"?!
M: Then I shall respond with everything in my power!
M: With my ultimate move,
M: "Yes"!
C: Here I come!
C: Go Out With Me, Sensei!
M: Thank you for reading!
M: Look forward to Akurogi-sensei's next work!
Sha: The serialization got cancelled!
Sha: It's no good, after all!
Gin: Not yet!
Gin: We're not done just yet!
End Title,Sign: Sensei and Me
End Author,Sign: Akurogi Musai
End Question,Sign: Go out with me, Narutaki-sensei. - Akurogi
Gin: There's still the afterword!
Dr: "Akurogi-sensei,
Dr: I'm not Narutaki.
Dr: My pen name has changed.
Dr: - Chosokabe."
Sha: Wh-What'd you say, Bro?
Gin: Like I said, it's here.
Gin: Our Jump debut.
Sha: For real?!
Sha: That said, we're only filler.
Sha: Gintaman's taking the week off, so we'll be filling in for it.
Sha: Apparently the mangaka, a gorilla, ran into a forest.
Sha: I-I can't believe it!
Sha: I-I'm not dreaming, right?
Sha: I'm not gonna wake up in front of a guillotine, right?
Sha: However, we only have until early tomorrow morning
Sha: to turn this -page storyboard into a finished manuscript.
Sha: B-By tomorrow?!
Sha: That's absurd!
Gin: I had a feeling this day would come,
Gin: so I gathered them beforehand...
Gin: The greatest team of manga assistants,
Gin: the Akurogi g*ng.
Title: The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn
Sha: Bro, how much longer is the Akurogi g*ng gonna take?
Sha: We're running out of time.
Sha: I knew it! It was impossible to sneak them into this prison, wasn't it?
Sha: Damn it!
Sha: What the hell have I been doing with my life?
Sha: God of Manga,
Sha: I don't care if I never get outta here.
Sha: But please, don't take this dream...
Sha: Don't take our dream—
Gin: Give it a rest.
Gin: Your pretty lines are starting to break down,
Gin: Akurogi-sensei.
Sha: B-Bro!
Gin: Sorry to keep you waiting, Shachi.
Gin: With these chosen ones, the greatest team of assistants,
Gin: the manuscript will be done before dawn!
Gin: This is our Akurogi g*ng!
Gin: First, the assistant in charge of screentone:
Gin: the Slasher,
Sign: Takuma of the Short Sword
Gin: Takuma of the Short Sword!
Gin: Sentenced to years!
Gin: Just like all the panties on balconies his long nails have cut,
Gin: there are no tones he can't cut!
Gin: Next, the one in charge of inking and outlining:
Gin: Ango the Jet Black sn*per!
Sign: Ango the Jet Black sn*per
Gin: Sentenced to years!
Gin: Nothing gives him more joy than staining a pure white canvas!
Gin: There are no whites he can't blot out!
Gin: And lastly, the one in charge of panty sh*ts:
Gin: Loincloth Mask the Underwear Thief!
Sign: Loincloth Mask the Underwear Thief
Sha: They're all just panty thieves!
Sha: Wait a second.
Sha: Aren't you all inmates here?!
Sha: Where are the assistants?
Sha: Where is the Akurogi g*ng?!
Gin: I had a hard time finding guys who seemed useful in a prison, you know.
Sha: They're useless!
Sha: Never mind experience as assistants,
Sha: the only thing on their résumés are criminal records!
Sha: They've never drawn manga, have they?
UT: I can draw panties.
SS: I can cut tones of panties.
Want,Sign: I want to stain panties.
Sha: You guys don't want to draw anything but panties, do you?!
Gin: You can put pen to paper for other stuff and not just panties, right?
UT: Of course.
UT: "My long-standing wish to draw panties in Jump has come true.
UT: Instead of fan mail, I'll be waiting for fan panties.
UT: - Musai."
Sha: Who needs assistants to write afterwords?!
Sha: In the end, it's about nothing but panties!
Sha: Everyone will hate us!
SS: Not necessarily.
SS: "Akurogi-kun, my former assistant, has made his Jump debut.
SS: His style of drawing panties left a mark on my heart.
SS: I'll be waiting for more panties.
SS: - Hideaki."
Sha: Don't go rewriting other people's comments!
Sha: And why would you make the Gintama mangaka welcome this?
Sha: He doesn't have any friends!
Looking,Sign: Looking for Friends!! {\fs }Sorachi Hideaki Gintama {\fs }What does he look for in friends? ) Talk to me first. ) Only talk about manga, games, and anime. ) Don't invite me out often. ) Actually, don't invite me out at all. ) Panties.
Sha: What do you mean, looking for friends?!
Sha: A public execution in the style of an assistant classified?!
Sha: Knock it off!
Sha: Forget panties and afterwords!
Sha: We don't have time for this crap!
Gin: We know.
Gin: Shachi, you just focus on inking the characters for now.
Gin: I'll give these guys instructions.
Sha: But...
Gin: I told you, we'll be fine.
Gin: Believe it or not, these guys trained for this.
Sha: Trained?
Gin: Okay. You first, Takkun.
SS: Your wish is my command. I shall cut anything you want.
Sha: He's become good friends with a slasher!
Gin: Apply this tone here.
SS: Piece of cake.
Gin: You haven't forgotten what I taught you, right?
SS: Who do you think I am?
SS: If you apply too much pressure when cutting off the tone,
SS: you risk cutting even the manuscript.
SS: Just like cutting only panties loose from clothespins,
SS: I merely have to cut the tone free
SS: in a gentle-yet-bold manner, right?
Sha: He's already grasped the fundamentals of dealing with tones.
Sha: No, that's not all!
Sha: His crime, the work he did in cutting off only panties,
Sha: was a delicate art resembling dealing with tones in itself!
Sha: Did Bro put him in charge of the tones because he realized that?
Gin: All right. Take care of it.
Sha: Forget dealing with tones, he can't even deal with daily life!
SS: Sharpening my claws for today came back to bite me.
Sha: More importantly, don't come to be my assistant with hands like that!
SS: I apologize.
SS: I'll fix it.
SS: "Sensei picked on me at work, but I'm doing just fine.
SS: I'll be waiting for panties.
SS: - Takkun."
Sha: What are you fixing?!
Sha: An assistant shouldn't be using the afterword to bitch!
Gin: Okay. Next up, An-chan.
Sha: These guys aren't even dressed for assistant work.
Gin: You ink all these areas with x-marks in black.
Gin: That's the way.
Gin: Right, make sure to stay in the lines.
Gin: You've got a knack for this.
Sha: Yeah, there's an x-mark on my face,
Sha: but could you ink the manuscripts instead?
Ango,Sign: Does he not realize that I did it on purpose? Oh, just talking to myself. -Ango
Sha: What's with the spiteful afterword?!
Sha: Your heart is blacker than the manuscript!
SS: "He looked like he was proud of that pun. Kinda infuriating, wasn't it?
SS: -Takkun."
Ango,Sign: And his retorts are too long, lol. Though I didn't bother listening to most of it. - Ango
Sha: Quit using the afterwords to have a conversation!
Ango,UT: Sensei, what should I do? -Loincloth
UT: "Sensei, what should I do?"
Gin: "Well, there aren't any panty sh*ts yet, so add the speech bubbles or something."
Sha: Use your mouth!
Sha: Give him the instructions directly!
SpeechR,Sign: Hiroshi-kun, I love you. - Sachiko
SpeechL,Sign: Sachiko-chan, I love you too. - Hiroshi
Sha: Now even the manga speech bubbles look like afterwords!
Sha: Forget it! Just forget it!
Sha: Forget about inking and tones now!
Sha: Finishing the character and background art so that
Sha: this manga is at least readable is the priority here.
Sha: Let me concentrate.
Gin: Okay, got it.
Gin: Then we'll split up the pages and ink your line art.
Sha: Wait a second, Bro.
Sha: If we make amateurs do that, the lines will be a mess!
Gin: It'll be fine.
Gin: Any idiot can trace over lines, right?
Gin: Listen up, you guys. Make sure to stay in the lines.
Gin: If you can't even manage this simple task,
Gin: you'll be fired on the spot—
Gin: Was there a character like this?
Gin: Was she more realistic?
Gin: No, she might've been deformed, too.
Gin: Wait, before all that, I think there's something missing.
Speech,Sign: Thanks for the hat.
Gin: Oh, it's the hat!
Gin: The heroine receives a hat from the protagonist at the end!
Gin: What was it like?
Gin: What kind of hat did Shachi draw?
Gin: The last four pages, with the heroine wearing the hat, are with them!
Gin: What do I do?
Gin: How's it going?
Gin: You guys are taking this pretty seriously.
UT: I never imagined it'd be this difficult.
UT: This hat in particular is complicated.
Gin: Let me take a look.
Gin: Was the hat like this?
Gin: It's just a pair of panties!
Gin: Or so I'd like to say...
UT: What do you think?
Gin: Come to think of it, I get the feeling the hat looked a lot like panties.
Gin: All right, I guess—
SS: That can't be right.
SS: The heroine would never wear something so vulgar on her head.
Gin: R-Right?
Gin: You know the heroine would never wear something like this!
Gin: Are you stupid?!
Gin: I mean, these are panties—
SS: Frilly panties are what the heroine is wearing.
Gin: It's still a pair of panties!
UT: But I drew it according to the line art.
SS: As did I.
Gin: So it was panties, right?
Gin: Both of them drew panties,
Gin: so it was panties all along, right?
Note,Sign: You two, that's not the problem.
NoteR,Sign: You forgot to stain the panties.
Gin: No, you're the biggest problem here!
Gin: If nothing else, I can tell you're wrong!
SS: Which is the real pair of panties?
Gin: I can tell yours isn't right!
UT: The art will be inconsistent like this.
SS: Oh, Sensei.
SS: What are yours like?
Gin: Huh? Er...
Gin: I, uh...
Gin: I prefer going commando, actually.
UT: We couldn't care less about your filthy underwear.
UT: We meant the heroine's panties.
Gin: She can go commando, too.
Gin: Jump 's all about making readers dream.
SS: You're getting it all wrong.
SS: We want you to show us your panties.
Gin: Why mine?
SS: Quit keeping it from us.
Sha: Crap!
Sha: I was so tired, I dozed off!
Sha: This is the worst!
Sha: What about the manuscript?
Note ,Sign: Did you sleep well? We finished the manuscript, so get some rest. Good work, really. - Akurogi g*ng
Gin: Did you sleep well?
Gin: We finished the manuscript, so get some rest.
Gin: Good work, really.
Gin: -Akurogi g*ng.
Sha: B-Bro...
Sha: Guys...
Sha: Thank you.
ED: Man, I was shocked.
ED: I honestly thought there was no way you could finish in time.
Sha: I owe it all to everyone in the Akurogi g*ng.
ED: It's just...
ED: The first half was great,
ED: but the last four pages
ED: don't show the heroine's face.
Sign: Preview
Shin: Gin-san, when you see a sword, can you tell what kind of person is using it?
Gin: Swords, watches, and cars are status indicators for samurai.
Gin: They tell you a lot.
Kag: What does this sword say, Gin-chan?
Gin: So next episode, we have a swordsmith and one more.
Title: Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot Oil Rain
text r: The other story next episode
text l: focuses on Tama the robot maid.
text r: It's a slightly moist story
text l: about rain and cigarettes.
Sha: Excuse me.
Sha: Sensei, my bowel volvulus is acting up again. Can I get some rest on the bed here?
Dr: Shachi-san, just how many times are you going to get your bowels in a bunch?
Dr: This infirmary doesn't exist for inmates to nap, you know.
Sha: No, it really does feel like they've twisted three and a half times over.
Sha: My bowels have turned into a bowknot, and the pain is making me bawl.
Dr: You just want to say "bowel" over and over, don't you?
Sha: Ouch!
Sha: Ow, ow, ow! It hurts!
Dr: Sheesh.
Dr: I'll throw you out if I find that you're faking it, okay?
Sha: All right!
Sha: I'm gonna stay up all night and finish this manuscript!
Sha: I have to get it done by the manga award entry deadline tomorrow!
Sha: Here I can focus without worrying about the guards.
Sha: Bro, let's grab hold of our dreams this time for sure!
Sha: sh**t!
Sha: I dozed off!
Sha: Huh? Where's my manuscript?
Sha: Y-You've got it wrong.
Sha: That's—
Dr: Yeah, I guess reading something this hilarious could definitely twist up your guts.
Sha: S-Sensei...
Title: One Editor Is Enough
Visiting,Sign: Visiting Room
Gin: "Hot for Sensei"?
Gin: What, so you want to turn it into a rom-com manga
Gin: about forbidden love between teacher and student?
Gin: That's so stale.
Gin: Even prehistoric rom-coms don't go down that route.
Gin: Instead of that, focus on the story
Gin: about the pajama-wearing daughter of a mafia boss
Gin: getting it on daily with the son of a hokage
Gin: whose private parts are rubber and thus doesn't need to use rubbers.
Sha: I'm talking about myself, not the manga.
Gin: Huh?
Sha: There's a doctor, Narutaki-sensei, in this prison's infirmary.
Sha: A while back, she read my manga and found it so hilarious, she was laughing.
Sha: Since then, I've visited her frequently to show her my manga,
Sha: and seeing her laugh gives me this tight feeling in my chest.
Sha: You know how I am. I've never actually been in love,
Sha: but I wonder if this pain in my chest means I love her...
Gin: Nah, you're probably imagining things.
Sha: Wh-What was that for, Bro?!
Gin: You bumbling moron.
Gin: Is that why the characters in your manga lately
Gin: have all worn glasses,
Gin: or have all been weather ladies?
Sha: The weather ladies were your doing!
Gin: "Is this love,"
Gin: my ass!
Gin: Quit being a sissy and ask her out!
Gin: Start your prison romance already!
Sha: Wait, you're actually rooting for me?
Sha: Why'd you hit me, then?
Gin: This is the perfect chance to do research for rom-com manga.
Sha: But she's a doctor, you know!
Sha: She's way out of my league!
Sha: Besides, I've never asked anyone out.
Gin: You may not be able to deliver smooth pick-up lines,
Gin: but you can compose witty ones.
Gin: In other words, you just have to seduce her using your forte, manga.
Sha: Using manga?
Gin: I'm stuck.
Sha: What's wrong, Gintoki-san?
Gin: Shachiko-sensei...
Gin: I'm having trouble with the storyboard, you see.
Sha: My, that's not good.
Gin: Could you take a look for me?
Sha: Let's see.
Speech,Sign: I want to take you out, Sensei.
Gin: This line is finalized,
Gin: but I can't come up with a good one here.
Gin: If this were you, Shachiko-sensei, how would you answer?
Sha: "Yes," I guess?
Sha: Bro! I said "yes" without thinking!
Gin: Right?
Gin: Only a mangaka could ask someone out this way, right?
Sha: In that case, there's no time to waste!
Sha: I have manga to draw!
Sha: Just you wait, Bro!
Sha: I'll definitely be back with good news!
Title,Sign: Sensei and Me {\fs }Akurogi Musai
Sen: What am I gonna do with you? You're always getting into fights.
Sen: This is an infirmary, not a field hospital.
Sen: Got that, my little soldier?
Sen: But I wish the students on my fencing team were that determined.
C: I didn't get into a fight.
Sen: Huh?
C: I cut myself with a pointed object.
Sen: Why would you do something like that?
C: There was something I wanted to tell you.
C: I want to take you out, Sensei!
Sen: Bring it on.
Sen: Welcome to the fencing team,
Sen: Chosokabe-kun.
Gin: I see.
Gin: So he's going to join the fencing team, huh?
Sha: Bro...
Sha: How did it come to this?
Take Out,Sign: Take out on a date
Take Out,Sign: Take out physically
Gin: She must've misinterpreted the "take out."
Sha: But this isn't a sports manga!
Sha: The protagonist isn't named Chosokabe!
Gin: I don't know about Chosokabe,
Gin: but man, this is what you get for making her the fencing team's advisor.
Gin: And needless lines like "I cut myself with a pointed object"
Gin: made her recognize Chosokabe's fencing skills.
Gin: Why is this manga character a sensei too, anyway?
Gin: With this, even if you asked her out,
Gin: how could she tell if you're saying it to this sensei
Gin: or to the actual sensei?
Sha: Which sensei are you talking about?
Gin: That sensei.
Sha: Which sensei is that sensei?
Gin: Which sensei is the sensei you're talking about?
Sha: What do I do, Bro?
Sha: Sensei said she can't wait to read more.
Gin: Which sensei are you talking about?
Sha: That sensei.
Gin: You know what to do.
Gin: He'll have to join the fencing team and ask her out once again.
Sha: But I don't know much about fencing.
Sha: And the protagonist's name isn't Chosokabe.
Gin: Just let the Chosokabe thing go already.
Gin: Let's go with Chosokabe.
Visiting,Sign: Visiting Room
Gin: Wrap up the fencing thing quickly and somehow ask her out once again.
Page,Sign: Sensei and Me
Page,Sign: {\fs }Chapter
Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai
C: It's no good! I don't have any talent for fencing!
C: I can't take this anymore!
C: I even went from Chosokabe to Mikoshiba because my parents divorced!
Sen: Cheer up. I'm rooting for you.
C: Sensei, those aren't the words I want to hear!
C: Go out with me, Sensei.
Sen: "Go out with me, Sensei."
Sen: Happy now?
Sen: Now get back to practice, Chosokabe-kun.
Sha: That's not what I meant!
Sha: She thought "Go out with me, Sensei" were the words he wanted to hear!
Sha: And she refuses to let him quit the fencing team!
Sha: Also, he said his parents got divorced,
Sha: so why does she insist on calling him Chosokabe?
Gin: I told you, just let the Chosokabe thing go already.
Gin: You know what?
Gin: Sensei's speech bubbles are too large.
Gin: It's because you leave so much space that she can put in these needless lines.
Gin: At this point,
Gin: you should make the bubble so tiny that only "yes" will fit.
Sha: Oh, I get it.
Page ,Sign: Sensei and Me
Page ,Sign: {\fs }Chapter
Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai
C: I understand, Sensei.
C: I'll do my best at fencing.
C: Goodbye!
C: I'm sorry, Sensei.
C: My body gan't hamdle fenjing anymore...
C: No madder what anyone says, no madder how I sdruggle,
C: my body gan never hamdle fenjing.
Sen: You've done enough.
Sen: You did your best.
Sen: I won't tell you to fence anymore.
Sen: I'll never call you Chosokabe again,
Sen: so please...
C: Th-Thank goodness...
C: Can I ask you for one last thing?
C: Please go out with me, Sensei.
Sen: *s*ab*
C: S-Sensei!
M: Hmph. You are weak.
M: That is why you fail to protect the ones you love.
C: D-Dad!
M: You have no right to call yourself a Mikoshiba when you can't even fence!
M: Rest in peace in a Chosokabe grave!
Sen: Mikoshiba Yu.
Sen: One of the Fencing Elite Four.
Sen: Unable to cope with marrying into the Chosokabe family, he decided to get a divorce.
Gin: Well, it is standard practice to insert an enemy here.
Gin: She's good, that Sensei.
Sha: Don't be impressed!
Sha: This is something there's no going back from!
Sha: Sensei's gone, so he can't ask her out.
Sha: And he can't even take back the Mikoshiba name
Sha: because he's incapable of fencing now!
Sha: It's all over!
Gin: Don't give up until the bitter end!
Gin: There's gotta be something...
Gin: There's gotta be a way!
Page ,Sign: Sensei and Me
Page ,Sign: Chapter
Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai
C: You'll pay for this!
C: How dare you do this to Sensei?!
M: I-Impossible!
M: Didn't you say you can't fence anymore?
C: I did say that,
C: but it was fenjing.
C: I'm sorry, Sensei.
C: My body gan't hamdle fenjing anymore...
C: I can handle fencing just fine, though.
M: N-No way! Fenjing?!
M: Then are you saying you're not actually a Chosokabe,
M: but a Mikoshiba?!
C: Can you stop the ultimate fencing move Sensei taught me,
C: the "Go Out With Me, Sensei"?!
M: Then I shall respond with everything in my power!
M: With my ultimate move,
M: "Yes"!
C: Here I come!
C: Go Out With Me, Sensei!
M: Thank you for reading!
M: Look forward to Akurogi-sensei's next work!
Sha: The serialization got cancelled!
Sha: It's no good, after all!
Gin: Not yet!
Gin: We're not done just yet!
End Title,Sign: Sensei and Me
End Author,Sign: Akurogi Musai
End Question,Sign: Go out with me, Narutaki-sensei. - Akurogi
Gin: There's still the afterword!
Dr: "Akurogi-sensei,
Dr: I'm not Narutaki.
Dr: My pen name has changed.
Dr: - Chosokabe."
Sha: Wh-What'd you say, Bro?
Gin: Like I said, it's here.
Gin: Our Jump debut.
Sha: For real?!
Sha: That said, we're only filler.
Sha: Gintaman's taking the week off, so we'll be filling in for it.
Sha: Apparently the mangaka, a gorilla, ran into a forest.
Sha: I-I can't believe it!
Sha: I-I'm not dreaming, right?
Sha: I'm not gonna wake up in front of a guillotine, right?
Sha: However, we only have until early tomorrow morning
Sha: to turn this -page storyboard into a finished manuscript.
Sha: B-By tomorrow?!
Sha: That's absurd!
Gin: I had a feeling this day would come,
Gin: so I gathered them beforehand...
Gin: The greatest team of manga assistants,
Gin: the Akurogi g*ng.
Title: The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn
Sha: Bro, how much longer is the Akurogi g*ng gonna take?
Sha: We're running out of time.
Sha: I knew it! It was impossible to sneak them into this prison, wasn't it?
Sha: Damn it!
Sha: What the hell have I been doing with my life?
Sha: God of Manga,
Sha: I don't care if I never get outta here.
Sha: But please, don't take this dream...
Sha: Don't take our dream—
Gin: Give it a rest.
Gin: Your pretty lines are starting to break down,
Gin: Akurogi-sensei.
Sha: B-Bro!
Gin: Sorry to keep you waiting, Shachi.
Gin: With these chosen ones, the greatest team of assistants,
Gin: the manuscript will be done before dawn!
Gin: This is our Akurogi g*ng!
Gin: First, the assistant in charge of screentone:
Gin: the Slasher,
Sign: Takuma of the Short Sword
Gin: Takuma of the Short Sword!
Gin: Sentenced to years!
Gin: Just like all the panties on balconies his long nails have cut,
Gin: there are no tones he can't cut!
Gin: Next, the one in charge of inking and outlining:
Gin: Ango the Jet Black sn*per!
Sign: Ango the Jet Black sn*per
Gin: Sentenced to years!
Gin: Nothing gives him more joy than staining a pure white canvas!
Gin: There are no whites he can't blot out!
Gin: And lastly, the one in charge of panty sh*ts:
Gin: Loincloth Mask the Underwear Thief!
Sign: Loincloth Mask the Underwear Thief
Sha: They're all just panty thieves!
Sha: Wait a second.
Sha: Aren't you all inmates here?!
Sha: Where are the assistants?
Sha: Where is the Akurogi g*ng?!
Gin: I had a hard time finding guys who seemed useful in a prison, you know.
Sha: They're useless!
Sha: Never mind experience as assistants,
Sha: the only thing on their résumés are criminal records!
Sha: They've never drawn manga, have they?
UT: I can draw panties.
SS: I can cut tones of panties.
Want,Sign: I want to stain panties.
Sha: You guys don't want to draw anything but panties, do you?!
Gin: You can put pen to paper for other stuff and not just panties, right?
UT: Of course.
UT: "My long-standing wish to draw panties in Jump has come true.
UT: Instead of fan mail, I'll be waiting for fan panties.
UT: - Musai."
Sha: Who needs assistants to write afterwords?!
Sha: In the end, it's about nothing but panties!
Sha: Everyone will hate us!
SS: Not necessarily.
SS: "Akurogi-kun, my former assistant, has made his Jump debut.
SS: His style of drawing panties left a mark on my heart.
SS: I'll be waiting for more panties.
SS: - Hideaki."
Sha: Don't go rewriting other people's comments!
Sha: And why would you make the Gintama mangaka welcome this?
Sha: He doesn't have any friends!
Looking,Sign: Looking for Friends!! {\fs }Sorachi Hideaki Gintama {\fs }What does he look for in friends? ) Talk to me first. ) Only talk about manga, games, and anime. ) Don't invite me out often. ) Actually, don't invite me out at all. ) Panties.
Sha: What do you mean, looking for friends?!
Sha: A public execution in the style of an assistant classified?!
Sha: Knock it off!
Sha: Forget panties and afterwords!
Sha: We don't have time for this crap!
Gin: We know.
Gin: Shachi, you just focus on inking the characters for now.
Gin: I'll give these guys instructions.
Sha: But...
Gin: I told you, we'll be fine.
Gin: Believe it or not, these guys trained for this.
Sha: Trained?
Gin: Okay. You first, Takkun.
SS: Your wish is my command. I shall cut anything you want.
Sha: He's become good friends with a slasher!
Gin: Apply this tone here.
SS: Piece of cake.
Gin: You haven't forgotten what I taught you, right?
SS: Who do you think I am?
SS: If you apply too much pressure when cutting off the tone,
SS: you risk cutting even the manuscript.
SS: Just like cutting only panties loose from clothespins,
SS: I merely have to cut the tone free
SS: in a gentle-yet-bold manner, right?
Sha: He's already grasped the fundamentals of dealing with tones.
Sha: No, that's not all!
Sha: His crime, the work he did in cutting off only panties,
Sha: was a delicate art resembling dealing with tones in itself!
Sha: Did Bro put him in charge of the tones because he realized that?
Gin: All right. Take care of it.
Sha: Forget dealing with tones, he can't even deal with daily life!
SS: Sharpening my claws for today came back to bite me.
Sha: More importantly, don't come to be my assistant with hands like that!
SS: I apologize.
SS: I'll fix it.
SS: "Sensei picked on me at work, but I'm doing just fine.
SS: I'll be waiting for panties.
SS: - Takkun."
Sha: What are you fixing?!
Sha: An assistant shouldn't be using the afterword to bitch!
Gin: Okay. Next up, An-chan.
Sha: These guys aren't even dressed for assistant work.
Gin: You ink all these areas with x-marks in black.
Gin: That's the way.
Gin: Right, make sure to stay in the lines.
Gin: You've got a knack for this.
Sha: Yeah, there's an x-mark on my face,
Sha: but could you ink the manuscripts instead?
Ango,Sign: Does he not realize that I did it on purpose? Oh, just talking to myself. -Ango
Sha: What's with the spiteful afterword?!
Sha: Your heart is blacker than the manuscript!
SS: "He looked like he was proud of that pun. Kinda infuriating, wasn't it?
SS: -Takkun."
Ango,Sign: And his retorts are too long, lol. Though I didn't bother listening to most of it. - Ango
Sha: Quit using the afterwords to have a conversation!
Ango,UT: Sensei, what should I do? -Loincloth
UT: "Sensei, what should I do?"
Gin: "Well, there aren't any panty sh*ts yet, so add the speech bubbles or something."
Sha: Use your mouth!
Sha: Give him the instructions directly!
SpeechR,Sign: Hiroshi-kun, I love you. - Sachiko
SpeechL,Sign: Sachiko-chan, I love you too. - Hiroshi
Sha: Now even the manga speech bubbles look like afterwords!
Sha: Forget it! Just forget it!
Sha: Forget about inking and tones now!
Sha: Finishing the character and background art so that
Sha: this manga is at least readable is the priority here.
Sha: Let me concentrate.
Gin: Okay, got it.
Gin: Then we'll split up the pages and ink your line art.
Sha: Wait a second, Bro.
Sha: If we make amateurs do that, the lines will be a mess!
Gin: It'll be fine.
Gin: Any idiot can trace over lines, right?
Gin: Listen up, you guys. Make sure to stay in the lines.
Gin: If you can't even manage this simple task,
Gin: you'll be fired on the spot—
Gin: Was there a character like this?
Gin: Was she more realistic?
Gin: No, she might've been deformed, too.
Gin: Wait, before all that, I think there's something missing.
Speech,Sign: Thanks for the hat.
Gin: Oh, it's the hat!
Gin: The heroine receives a hat from the protagonist at the end!
Gin: What was it like?
Gin: What kind of hat did Shachi draw?
Gin: The last four pages, with the heroine wearing the hat, are with them!
Gin: What do I do?
Gin: How's it going?
Gin: You guys are taking this pretty seriously.
UT: I never imagined it'd be this difficult.
UT: This hat in particular is complicated.
Gin: Let me take a look.
Gin: Was the hat like this?
Gin: It's just a pair of panties!
Gin: Or so I'd like to say...
UT: What do you think?
Gin: Come to think of it, I get the feeling the hat looked a lot like panties.
Gin: All right, I guess—
SS: That can't be right.
SS: The heroine would never wear something so vulgar on her head.
Gin: R-Right?
Gin: You know the heroine would never wear something like this!
Gin: Are you stupid?!
Gin: I mean, these are panties—
SS: Frilly panties are what the heroine is wearing.
Gin: It's still a pair of panties!
UT: But I drew it according to the line art.
SS: As did I.
Gin: So it was panties, right?
Gin: Both of them drew panties,
Gin: so it was panties all along, right?
Note,Sign: You two, that's not the problem.
NoteR,Sign: You forgot to stain the panties.
Gin: No, you're the biggest problem here!
Gin: If nothing else, I can tell you're wrong!
SS: Which is the real pair of panties?
Gin: I can tell yours isn't right!
UT: The art will be inconsistent like this.
SS: Oh, Sensei.
SS: What are yours like?
Gin: Huh? Er...
Gin: I, uh...
Gin: I prefer going commando, actually.
UT: We couldn't care less about your filthy underwear.
UT: We meant the heroine's panties.
Gin: She can go commando, too.
Gin: Jump 's all about making readers dream.
SS: You're getting it all wrong.
SS: We want you to show us your panties.
Gin: Why mine?
SS: Quit keeping it from us.
Sha: Crap!
Sha: I was so tired, I dozed off!
Sha: This is the worst!
Sha: What about the manuscript?
Note ,Sign: Did you sleep well? We finished the manuscript, so get some rest. Good work, really. - Akurogi g*ng
Gin: Did you sleep well?
Gin: We finished the manuscript, so get some rest.
Gin: Good work, really.
Gin: -Akurogi g*ng.
Sha: B-Bro...
Sha: Guys...
Sha: Thank you.
ED: Man, I was shocked.
ED: I honestly thought there was no way you could finish in time.
Sha: I owe it all to everyone in the Akurogi g*ng.
ED: It's just...
ED: The first half was great,
ED: but the last four pages
ED: don't show the heroine's face.
Sign: Preview
Shin: Gin-san, when you see a sword, can you tell what kind of person is using it?
Gin: Swords, watches, and cars are status indicators for samurai.
Gin: They tell you a lot.
Kag: What does this sword say, Gin-chan?
Gin: So next episode, we have a swordsmith and one more.
Title: Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot Oil Rain
text r: The other story next episode
text l: focuses on Tama the robot maid.
text r: It's a slightly moist story
text l: about rain and cigarettes.