Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Kat: There is but one reason I called all us former comrades here.
Rebel R,Rebel R: The White Yaksha
Rebel L,Rebel L: Sakata Gintoki
Kat: Isn't it high time
Rebel R,Rebel R: The Rampaging Noble
Rebel L,Rebel L: Katsura Kotaro
Kat: we started a flashback arc?
Rebel R,Rebel R: The Kiheitai Commander
Rebel L,Rebel L: Takasugi Shinsuke
Rebel R,Rebel R: The Loud Fellow
Rebel L,Rebel L: Sakamoto Tatsuma
Gin: Who is this?
Kurokono,Sign: Kurokono Tasuke
Kat: The Phantom Fifth Man, Kurokono Tasuke.
Phantom L,Phantom R: The Phantom Fifth Man
Phantom R,Phantom L: Kurokono Tasuke
Gin: Hold it right there!
Kat: So you don't remember him, either.
Sak: Considering he called us to a reunion,
Sak: we'd better remember something about him or things will get awkward.
Kat: I'm starting to remember...
Chill,Sign: Chilled
Kat: Damn Gintoki.
Kat: He said he was treating us, but he intended to rip us off all along!
Tak: I was the one who treated you to Yakulk.
Gin: This is the ending you arrived at?!
Hen: I'm merely here to relay a message from him.
Note Center,Sign: Rest in peace, my comrade.
Default,Tak: Rest in peace, my comrade.
Title: A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember
Sign: Watch the Joi Rebels Flashback Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!
Kat: Thanks for keeping watch.
Gin: Oh, it's you, Zura.
Kat: I'm not Zura. I'm Katsura.
Kat: How's the Bakufu army looking?
Gin: After the beating we gave them,
Gin: they'll have to stay put for a few days.
Gin: Mind if I say, "Now is the time for an all-out attack"?
Kat: Don't be stupid.
Kat: They're not the only ones who have to stay put.
Kat: The only lively idiots in this situation
Kat: are you and Takasugi, pretty much.
Kat: Reinforcements will arrive in two days.
Kat: Until then, keep your blade sheathed.
Kat: If you can't wait that long, you two peas in a pod may as well duke it out.
Gin: You gotta be kidding me.
Gin: Even if I want to pick a fight with him,
Gin: we haven't been speaking for a month.
Kat: Oh, so you already duked it out.
Sak: You guys are always fighting, huh?
Sak: Aren't you from the same school?
Sak: I guess it's true that the closer you are, the more you fight.
Gin: Are you all right now?
Gin: You should get some more rest.
Gin: I heard you lost all sense of tact.
Sak: Worry not.
Sak: I lost that a long time ago, along with my umbilical cord.
Gin: If you understand, could you keep your mouth shut?
Gin: Not everyone shares your "all men are esk*mo brothers" motto.
Gin: It's complicated.
Sak: Esk*mo brothers? You've got a point there.
Sak: When we all went to a red-light district a while back,
Sak: you and Takasugi chose the same girl, didn't you?
Sak: If I recall, she said she preferred him, so a fight broke out.
Sak: Don't tell me you've been fighting ever since.
Gin: That was close.
Gin: A stray b*llet almost hit you.
Gin: You should be more careful.
Sak: Oh, but she said later that Takasugi was no fun at all.
Sak: Apparently he was a total bore, saying nothing
Sak: and just glaring at her the entire time.
Tak: I bought you some Yakulk.
Tak: Shut up and drink it.
Sak: Zura, this ain't good.
Sak: The w*r's been stuck in a stalemate so long,
Sak: people are ready to explode from all the stress.
Kat: You're the one who set them off!
Sak: If we don't provide them a distraction,
Sak: they'll start fighting among themselves.
Sak: All right!
Sak: How about we visit a red-light district?
Kat: Where are you gonna find one up in these mountains?
Sak: Maybe visit Lady Satsuki, then?
Kat: Not Lady Satsuki!
Kat: Anyone but her!
Sak: What's this, Zura?
Sak: Did you make a move on her already?
Kat: No!
Kat: All I did was stick around and pay attention to her backstory because she's a widow!
Sak: You paid to stick it in her backside? What's that all about?
Kat: What is wrong with your ears?!
Kat: You're the one who wants to do that!
Sak: {\an \i }You're the one I don't understand!
Kuro: Excuse me, everyone.
Kuro: How about we play kick-the-can for a change of pace?
Gin: Back then,
Gin: who was it that suggested we play kick-the-can, again?
Kat: Kick-the-can?
Kat: Are you stupid?
Kat: Stalemate or not, we're still in the middle of a w*r.
Kat: You guys say something to him, too.
Gin: Runts like you have it good at times like these.
Gin: I bet you could hide in that empty can.
Gin: It's basically a pull-top, anyway.
Tak: Making up excuses for your inevitable defeat, are we?
Tak: Wasn't covert ops your specialty?
Tak: Of course, the Kiheitai could pull off
Tak: an operation like that with one arm tied behind our backs!
Gin: You're on!
Gin: Let's see who can kick the can first!
Kat: Extra motivated?! They're more up for this than the w*r!
Kuro: You two should hurry up and hide, too.
Kuro: I'll be the demon.
Gin: Back then,
Gin: who took up the role of demon...
Kuro: One...
Kuro: Two...
Gin: ...and counted to inside the temple, again?
Kuro: Three...
Kuro: Four...
Kat: Sheesh.
Five...
Kat: What's wrong with those guys? This is no time to be fooling around.
Six...
Sak: You seem totally up for it, too, though.
Seven...
Sak: Nothing wrong with taking a breather like this once in a while.
Eight...
Nine...
Kat: What are those injured soldiers doing in front of the gate?
Ten...
Sak: Guarding it, obviously.
Kat: No, there's something off about them.
Eleven...
Kat: Which squad are they from?
Twelve...
Kat: No way!
Thirteen...
Kat: They're enemy spies!
G: Take 'em out in one fell swoop!
G: Don't let a single rebel escape!
Kuro: Sixty-six...
G: Huh? Where are the enemy troops?
Kuro: Sixty-seven...
Gin: Oh, no, you won't...
Tak: ...find them here.
Kuro: Sixty-eight...
Gin: You wanna launch a surprise attack on us?
Kuro: Sixty-nine...
Tak: Come back in a hundred years.
Kuro: Seventy...
Kuro: Seventy-one...
G: I-Impossible!
G: They used their own camp as bait!
Kat: Gintoki! Takasugi!
Gin: We let all our comrades escape out the back gate.
Kat: Don't tell me you guys
Kat: deliberately gave them an opening in order to expose the spies...
Tak: Zura, now's the time for an all-out attack.
Gin: You're not gonna tell us to stay put this time, right?
Kat: Right.
Kat: Go give 'em hell!
Sak: Hang on!
Sak: Weren't we in the middle of something?
Gin: Later! Save it for later!
Sak: Back then...
Kat: ...who was counting to a hundred in the temple...
Gin: ...when it exploded?
Kat: We hadn't forgotten at all.
Kat: We'd just sealed the past, and that memory,
Kat: in the depths of our minds so we wouldn't remember it.
Kat: Yes, that cursed past where we were playing a game of kick-the-can
Kat: and k*lled our comrade, Kurokono Tasuke, with a b*mb.
Gin: S-So Kurokono Tasuke is long dead?
Gin: Due to his lack of presence,
Gin: we forgot we were playing kick-the-can with him
Gin: and k*lled him with our own hands a long time ago?
Kat: There's no doubt about it.
Sign: Rest in peace, my comrade.
Kat: That must be why Takasugi sent this.
Kat: He probably mistook the reunion for a meeting to grieve Kurokono.
Gin: N-No, no, no, no, no...
Gin: No way.
Gin: Then in that case...
Note ,Sign: It's been a while. Are you doing well? Actually, I'm in Edo right now. If you'd like, why don't we get the g*ng back together for a drink or two? -Kurokono Tasuke
Gin: Who sent us that letter?
Reunion,Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Gin: Who organized this reunion? Who called us here?
Sak: Maybe Kurokono's still playing kick-the-can.
Gin: Wh-What does that mean?
Kat: He may still be looking.
Kat: Without realizing that he died,
Kat: even after becoming a literal demon...
Sak: He may still be trying to...
Sak: Yeah, as if!
Kat: There's no way we'd blow up one of our comrades!
Kat: We've just got the wrong idea!
Sak: He must've escaped right before the expl*si*n, right?
Sak: Not that I remember.
Kat: Yeah, that's right.
Kat: There's no way he'd die that easily.
Kat: Not that I remember.
Sak: Yeah. This is the phantom fifth man, Kurokono Tasuke, we're talking about.
Sak: Not that I remember.
Sak: Anyway, aren't you glad we remembered at least a little about him?
Sak: Now we can get through the initial reunion by chatting about the expl*si*n.
Sak: Like, "That expl*si*n was incredible, huh?" or something.
Kat: Indeed.
Kat: And we can get through the after-party by talking about how the
Kat: smoke from the expl*si*n was amazing.
Kat: All right. I'm gonna visit the restroom before he gets here.
Sak: What's the matter, Kintoki?
Sak: You look pale.
Gin: Nothing, it's just...
Gin: Maybe I had too much to drink.
Sak: Listen to yourself!
Sak: You haven't had enough!
Gin: I'm just overthinking things.
Restaurant,Sign: Restaurant Ketsunoi
Gin: Are you saying he called us here so he could drag us to hell?
Reunion ,Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Gin: A-A ghost organizing a reunion?
Gin: That's not a horror story, that's a comedy skit.
Gin: It's all good.
Gin: He'll get here.
Gin: Not as a ghost,
Gin: but on his own two feet.
Kat: What's an empty can doing here?
Kuro: Found you, Katsura-san.
Kuro: I stepped on the can...
Gin: What? Wait...
Gin: Did you hear Zura scream just now?
Sak: Maybe he got poop in his hair.
Gin: But isn't his piss break taking too long?
Sak: Yeah, he must've accidentally flushed his hair.
Gin: That scream felt like something else, though.
Sak: Oh, all right.
Gin: H-Hey, where are you going?
Sak: Just to check things out.
Gin: O-Oh.
Gin: M-Maybe I should go with you.
Gin: I kinda feel like taking a leak, too.
Sak: I see.
Sak: You go take a look, then.
Sak: There's no need for both of us to go, is there?
Gin: Well...
Gin: This being a reunion and all, why don't we go together for old times' sake?
Gin: Wanna try an X-piss?
Sak: I don't remember ever doing that.
Gin: M-Maybe it was an X-dump?
Gin: Anyway, I'll go with you!
Toilet,Sign: Toilet
Sak: Hey, Zura!
Sak: That's weird.
Sak: I don't see him here.
Sak: He might've gone back already.
Sak: I'm heading back.
Gin: H-Hold on!
Gin: Gimme a sec! I'm almost done!
Gin: Wait for me!
Gin: P-Please!
Gin: Don't you dare close that door!
Gin: Keep it open!
Gin: I need ventilation!
Sak: What's gotten you so scared?
Gin: I-I'm not scared, come on!
Gin: This is a reunion, you know.
Gin: What's wrong with wanting to spend as much time as possible with your former comrades?
Sak: Well, I've had enough.
Gin: H-Hey!
Gin: Tatsuma, you're still there, right?
Gin: You are, right?
Gin: If you are, could you sing the Doraemon theme for me?
Gin: All right, all right!
Gin: I'll sing with you!
Gin: I'll handle the prelude, okay?
Gin: Hey, Tats—
Kuro: Found you, Sakamoto-san.
Kuro: I stepped on the can.
Kuro: And then there was one.
Toilet ,Sign: Toilet
Reunion ,Sign: Joi Rebels Reunion
Gin: "If I could do this,
Gin: wouldn't it be nice?
Gin: I've got lots of dreams,
Gin: but he makes them all come true
Gin: with his mysterious pocket.
Gin: I wanna fly freely across the sky!"
Hen: "Sure!"
Hen: Rest assured. The three of you will be flying to Heaven soon enough.
Mat: Talk about an instant impact, Takechi-senpai.
Mat: Look at how terrified the White Yaksha is.
Hen: Yes.
Hen: It seems that rumor about him being scared of ghosts was true.
Hen: How about Katsura and Sakamoto?
Mat: The sleeping gas has them out like a light.
Mat: The only one left is...
Gin: "Oh, oh, oh, I love you so much, Doraemon!"
Hen: The White Yaksha alone.
Hen: Once we take him out,
Hen: our plan to assassinate the rest of the Joi Elite Four will be a success.
Mat: By using the name of their former comrade, Kurokono Tasuke,
Mat: we gather them in one place and take them all out at once.
Mat: I never imagined it'd work so perfectly.
Hen: Reunions make everyone return to the past, giving rise to carelessness.
Hen: Take my temple school days, when I was surrounded by all kinds of unripened fruit.
Hen: Why was I so unaware of my own desires?
Shirt,Sign: Hanako
Hen: Why didn't I wear Hanako-chan's tracksuit that one time?
Mat: Your flashback gave rise to something far worse than carelessness, Takechi-pervert!
Mat: Still, should we really be doing this without telling Shinsuke-sama?
Mat: We even forged these letters.
Sign: There's Yakulk in the fridge. Please save one for me.
Hen: On Shinsuke-dono's road to domination,
Hen: it is obvious that they will someday stand in his way.
Hen: As his strategist, it naturally falls upon me to take them out in advance.
Hen: Also, it won't be us bringing judgment down upon them,
Hen: but rather the friend they must make amends to,
Hen: Kurokono Tasuke's vengeful ghosts!
Mat: Senpai, that's a different Kuroko!
Mat: If you don't drop it, we'll be the ones judgment comes down on!
Hen: Guys, the White Yaksha's already on his last legs.
Hen: Let's go with box-and-one.
Hen: I'll mark him man-to-man, while you guys set up a zone defense.
Mat: This doesn't sound like a ghost huddle at all!
Mat: Be careful, Senpai.
Mat: He may be on his last legs,
Mat: but this is a man who, along with Shinsuke-sama, was feared as a demon.
Hen: How's the White Yaksha looking?
Mat: He's entered the second verse of the Doraemon theme.
Gin: "Homework, day duty, exams, and lalala...
Gin: I've got lalalots of problems,
Gin: but he lalalas them all
Gin: with his convenient tools."
Mat: He's having trouble remembering the lyrics.
Gin: "He's a toy soldier!"
Gin: Um...
Hen: "Now charge!"
Mat: Why is a ghost charging in so brazenly?!
Gin: Oh, right.
Gin: It was "now charge" in the second verse.
Mat: Hey!
Gin: Thank you. The anywhere door was in the third verse, wasn't it?
Mat: Now you just look like a guy helping him with the Doraemon lyrics!
Mat: Hurry up and get back on track!
Mat: Scare the White Yaksha!
Hen: H-Heed me, mortal...
Gin: Oh, if you follow the porch this way, you'll reach the back entrance.
Gin: There's a restaurant back there.
Tak: Now he thinks you're just begging for someone to feed you!
Kuro: Found you, Gintoki-san.
Kuro: At last...
Kuro: At last...
Kuro: At last...
Kuro: At last...
Kuro: I found you!
Mat: Nice follow-up! Looking good!
Mat: Why are you freaking out, too?!
Gin: Hey, hang in there!
Gin: Weren't you going to that restaurant out back?!
Gin: Hey!
Mat: Forget that moron.
Kuro: With this, I can finally...
Kuro: ...put an end...
Kuro: ...to this everlasting game...
Kuro: ...of kick-the-can!
Mat: There it is! Misdirection!
Gin: W-Wait a sec!
Gin: Calm down, Kurokono!
Gin: Which one's Kurokono?
Gin: Sorry we forgot everything!
Gin: We didn't mean to hurt you!
Gin: Back then, we were desperately trying to protect our comrades—
Kuro: Katsura-san,
Kuro: Sakamoto-san,
Kuro: and all the others are waiting
Kuro: for you on the other side.
Kuro: Now, Gintoki-san...
Kuro: Come along with us!
Kuro: ...toki-san.
Kuro: Gintoki-san.
Kuro: Gintoki-san, did you fall asleep?
Kuro: I wanted to say goodbye before we went our separate ways,
Kuro: but I suppose this kind of farewell suits me best.
Kuro: Mediocre and overshadowed in every aspect,
Kuro: all I could do was back you all up in trivial ways.
Kuro: But working in your shadows
Kuro: and fighting by your sides are experiences I'll never forget.
Kuro: I'm sure you'll all forget about me,
Kuro: but that's perfectly fine with me.
Kuro: It gives me great pride.
Gin: A shadow
Gin: won't appear on the ground unless there's light,
Gin: no matter how dim.
Gin: It wouldn't be a problem if one guy remembered you, right?
Gin: So if we ever get in trouble,
Gin: come help us out again,
Gin: Kurokono.
Kuro: Sure.
Kuro: I'll always be standing right by your sides.
Mat: Wha—
Gin: Sorry about that, Kurokono.
Gin: I remember now.
Gin: A guy who wanted to be forgotten
Gin: would never come back to haunt us.
Gin: It'd tarnish your pride, wouldn't it?
Kuro: Too bad.
Kuro: He kicked the can.
Kuro: Now you'll have to release all the hostages.
Kuro: And you'd better grab your friends and get out of here
Kuro: before I finish counting to a hundred.
Kuro: Before I become a real demon.
Mat: A-Are you...
Mat: You can't be!
Restaurant Day,Sign: Restaurant Ketsunoi
Kat: Huh? It's morning.
Sak: I must've fallen asleep...
Sak: I don't remember anything.
Sak: Guess I had too much to drink.
Kat: Hey, what about Kurokono?
Sak: Right!
Sak: What happened to the reunion?
Kat: Hey, Gintoki! Do you know anything?
Sak: Were you awake?
Sak: Do you remember anything about what happened last night?
Gin: I forgot.
Gin: Dear Gorilla Mangaka,
Gin: We've now adapted the Kurokono Tasuke arc in the anime.
Gin: But speaking of Kurokono Tasuke...
Gin: Viewers who have been watching for a while must be familiar with this image,
Gin: the one that often shows up when we flash back to the Joi w*r era.
Gin: This isn't him, right?
Gin: He doesn't look like a string-puller at all.
Gin: I guess he does seem a bit helpful, but I don't know if he'd be of great assistance.
Gin: And he's even got a beard.
Gin: Seriously,
Gin: who is this guy?
End,Sign: The End
Preview,Sign: Preview
Hij: My dreams aren't cheap enough to be bought with a lottery ticket.
Hij: Next Episode:
Hij: "When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles
Title: When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets
Hij: Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets."
Hij: I...
Hij: I-I won?!
Preview,Sign: Preview
text r: [Thanks] To whomever it may concern,
text l: thank you so much for your help.
text r: The Gintama anime only exists thanks to your goodwill,
text r: and next week it presents a one-shot with Hijikata, a lottery ticket, and Gintoki.
07x07 - A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember
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