Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Kag: What's with the morning sickness?
Kag: So annoying. Scoot.
Kag: Where's the toothpaste?
Gin: In your hand.
Kag: Not this. The new tube.
Gin: That one's still usable.
Kag: It's all empty.
Kag: You used the last bit.
Gin: Then...
Gin: Fill it with water.
Kag: This isn't Setsuko's can of fruit drops.
Gin: You should learn from her and try taking some runny dumps.
Gin: It doesn't matter what you brush your teeth with anyway.
Gin: All right. You can use some of my Tsubakiki Shampoo.
Kag: My poop really will be runny.
Gin: What's your problem? Bitching and whining first thing in the morning...
Gin: I'm hungover here.
Gin: What will it take to satisfy you, Your Highness?
Kag: Vidal Hahhoon.
Gin: Fine.
Gin: Here's some money. Go buy—
Kag: Woohoo!
Gin: Hey! Don't you dare!
Gin: Buy toothpaste !
Gin: That's weird.
Gin: Did we always have a mirror here?
Kag: I'm off!
Kag: Hold it right there, Kagura!
Sac: That was close!
Title: A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides
Sign: I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
Sac: This note...
Sac: I really should stick it in a more noticeable place.
Sign: I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
Sac: Perfect.
Sac: At last, my home,
Sac: the mecca where I get to observe, long-term, Gin-san's knapsack,
Sac: my very own LGK, is complete!
Sac: There aren't many properties with a view this good!
Sac: From this magic mirror,
Sac: I can ogle every last bit of him, from the back of his **** to the tip of his ****!
Sac: Ah, I'm starting to get hot just thinking about it...
Sac: He's back!
Sac: You can bare it all, Gin-san.
Sac: This mirror exists to freeze that moment in time!
Shin: Huh?
Shin: Gin-san?
Sac: What, it's just the glasses hanger? Get lost!
Shin: Kagura-chan? Where are you?
Shin: Huh?
Shin: A mirror?
Shin: Wow, when did she get repairs done?
Shin: Well, yeah, I guess we do use the kitchen as a washroom.
Sac: Yes, thanks for that explanation. Now will Yamcha please exit the stage?
Shin: I wonder if they'll notice I got a haircut.
Sac: But nothing's changed. Nobody's gonna notice, for sure.
Shin: Did I get too adventurous this time?
Sac: I'm not seeing where you went on an adventure.
Sac: You haven't set one foot outside your home.
Sac: Uh, what's the deal? Aren't you done yet?
Sac: Enough with the degree angle already!
Sac: You're pissing me off!
Shin: All right.
Sac: He finally left.
Sac: I had to see a pointless side of a pointless guy there.
Sac: Somebody's here!
Sac: Enough already, damn it!
Shin: What the hell?!
Sac: What the hell is your problem?!
Shin: Who are you calling Tom Cruise?!
Shin: We just share the same hairstyle!
Sac: You're never gonna get a chance to use that retort!
Shin: I only look like him from a degree angle!
Sac: Nobody's gonna notice! You haven't changed one bit!
Shin: Don't get me in trouble!
Shin: All right.
Sac: Are you done now?
Shin: Bed hair, all good.
Shin: Nostril hair, all good.
Shin: Unshaven spots, all good.
Sac: Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.
Sac: Nobody pays that much attention to you, you pre-pubescent virgin.
Shin: Chest hair, all good.
Sac: All good, my ass!
Sac: Why is a virgin so shaggy?!
Shin: Who knows what they'd say if they saw this.
Sac: For such a paper-thin character, he sure has some thick body hair!
Shin: Maybe I should give permanent hair removal a shot.
Sac: I saw something I shouldn't have.
Sac: This is Shinpachi-kun's true form.
Sac: The name "Shinpachi-kun" doesn't fit him anymore.
Sac: I can only see him as Wakadaisho!
Kag: I'm back.
Sac: Wakadaisho!
Kag: What are you doing?
Shin: N-Nothing.
Shin: I wanted to drink some Fanda Grape, but it burst out.
Shin: A-Anyway, weren't you with Gin-san?
Kag: Don't ask me.
Shin: I-I see.
Shin: That won't do, Kagura-chan.
Shin: You shouldn't go out without washing your face.
Kag: Oh, I forgot.
Shin: Girls need to be careful about their appearance.
Sac: He made it through!
Sac: Why do I have to go through such a nerve-racking experience?
Kag: Eye crap, all good.
Kag: Nose crap, all good.
Kag: Teeth crap, all good.
Sac: Now it's your turn?
Sign: I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
Sac: As if a heroine could ever have stuff like that.
Kag: Oops.
Kag: I forgot about the pole of crap.
Sac: Something very unbecoming of a heroine just burst out of her ass!
Kag: I have to shampoo this, too.
Sac: Wait, is that...
Sac: A tail?!
Sac: This girl has a tail?!
Sac: episodes in, and this shocking truth comes to light?!
Kag: It'd really suck if people saw this.
Kag: They'd definitely call it a pole of crap.
Kag: Maybe I should give permanent hair removal a shot.
Sac: Uh, will permanent hair removal even work on that?
Kag: But without this, I wouldn't be able to braid my hair...
Sac: That's how you braided it?
Kag: Or transform when I see the moon...
Sac: She could transform?!
Kag: Or wrap it around my waist like a belt when I put on my combat suit.
Sac: I'd heard she belonged to a warrior race,
Sac: but I had no idea they were the real deal!
Sac: The name "Kagura-chan" doesn't fit her anymore.
Sac: I can only see her as Kakarot!
Sac: What am I to do?
Sac: One after the other...
Sac: How am I supposed to take these revelations?
Gin: I'm back.
Sac: Kakarot!
Gin: What are you doing?
Kag: N-Nothing.
Kag: I just drank some Fanda Grape, and it started bursting out of my ass.
Kag: I-I put the Vidal Hahhoon and toothpaste over there.
Gin: H-Hey.
Kag: Also, I bought you some hangover medicine, so don't forget to take it.
Sac: You guys forgot to take something far more important!
Sac: And now it looks like something outrageous!
Sac: Another two dragonballs and Shenron will show up here!
Sac: It's over!
Sac: You guys will be exposed for sure!
Sac: Ah, how wrong I was.
Sac: I shouldn't have witnessed their true selves.
Sac: I never wanted to see the bond that Odd Jobs had fall apart.
Gin: Those guys...
Gin: They were hiding something like this from me?
Gin: Sheesh.
Gin: Did they seriously think I hadn't noticed?
Sac: Don't tell me, Gin-san...
Sac: You knew?
Sac: You knew everything and had long since accepted it all?
Gin: You guys...
Gin: I knew long ago that you'd realized
Gin: I wear a wig.
Gin: Thanks for this wonderful present,
Gin: for accepting me as I am.
Gin: What am I supposed to use this for?
Gin: Oh, I get it.
Gin: I have been really thinning down there lately.
Gin: So this is how it's used.
Gin: Yeah.
Gin: Lookin' pretty good—
Sac: P-Pardon the intrujin.
Gin: A mirror also reflects your ugly side as it is.
Gin: While she was watching us, she was also taking a long, hard look at herself...
Gin: The ugly sight of her peeping at things people wanted to keep hidden.
Shin: Uh...
Shin: No matter how you look at it, we were the ones exposing ourselves.
Kag: Well, I hope she learned her lesson.
Sign: Odd Jobs Gin-chan Snack Otose
Gin: At the very least, she won't be able to look in a mirror for a while.
Gin: The hell are you doing?
Sac: Have I become a mirror of your true self now?
Sac: Tee-hee.
Gin: I don't wear glasses.
Station,Sign: Special Police Shinsengumi
Award,Sign: Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
Award ,Sign: Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
G: Looks like Yamazaki did some good work and got recognized by the brass.
G: Guess he really is cut out to be an inspector.
G: He's truly an inspector among inspectors.
G: But, you know,
G: I've been wondering for a while...
G: What exactly do inspectors do?
G: I've heard their job is to eat anpan / .
G: Nah, it's all about badminton.
G: What? Really?
G: That's what inspectors do?
G: Basically, it's mundane work assigned to mediocre guys with no particular talents.
G: Ah, I see.
G: No wonder Yamazaki's a good fit.
Ymz: Damn it all!
Ymz: Nobody understands what I go through!
Ymz: Sure, inspectors handle boring, behind-the-scenes tasks like stakeouts and recon.
Ymz: But if it weren't for us laying the groundwork,
Ymz: those guys who do the actual field work wouldn't be able to do anything!
Sign: Spies don't get any days off this year either!!
Sign: Available for Rental Starting / (Thu)
Sign: Spy Works Collection
Ymz: Maybe I should become a spy, too.
Att: I'm very sorry.
Att: Your license seems to have expired, so we can't issue you a membership card.
Zen: Ack. I forgot to go renew it.
Zen: What a pain.
Zen: Do I really have to visit that training institute again?
Ymz: W-Wait a second!
Ymz: S-Sorry, just wondering...
Ymz: Where can I get one of those ninja licenses?
Sign: Hattori Zenzo Birthday: / School: Iga Valid until / Former Leader of the Oniwaban
Sign: Current Occupation: Freelance Jonin
Sign: Ninja License
Sign: Oedo Ninja Association
Title: Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License
Sign: Oedo Ninja Training Institute
W: My, how unusual.
W: You don't see a lot of people applying for ninja licenses these days.
Reception,Sign: Reception
W: Let me make this clear first.
W: Becoming a ninja doesn't mean you'll be able to use
W: stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?
Ymz: O-Okay.
W: Write down your name and address here.
Ymz: Okay!
Ymz: Now I can really show those guys.
Ymz: Ninjas are experts at espionage,
Ymz: so if I can get a license...
Ymz: But this place...
NinjaPoster,Signs: Be careful not to use ninjutsu and genjutsu illegally.
NinjaPoster ,Signs: You can be a ninja too!
NinjaPoster ,Signs: Ninja tools on sale
Ymz: Is it really legit?
Room,Sign: Nightingale-Flooring Room
Zen: What course are you gonna go for?
Ymz: Wait, there are multiple courses?
Zen: Yeah.
Sign: Genin Course
Zen: The genin course is basically like getting a moped license.
Zen: You can complete it in a day.
Ymz: What? You can become a ninja in a day?
Sign: Chunin Course
Zen: The chunin course is like a motorbike license,
Sign: Jonin Course
Zen: and the jonin course is like a regular, a*t*matic transmission vehicle license.
Sign: Hokage Course
Zen: The Hokage course is a bit tricky.
Zen: It's the same as a manual transmission vehicle license.
Ymz: Aren't you taking the Hokage too lightly?!
Ymz: There's a limit to taking it easy!
Ymz: What did Naruto and friends put in all that effort for?!
Zen: Well, if all you want is a license, the genin course should do.
Ymz: It doesn't feel special at all anymore.
Reception,Sign: Reception
W: Zen-chan, I take it you want your license renewed?
Zen: Yeah.
Zen: I had a gold license, but I got hit with a speeding ticket.
W: You're too light on your feet.
Ymz: Even ninjas can get speeding tickets?
Ymz: Is it against the law to run too fast?!
W: One moment.
W: I'll go see if any instructors are free.
W: Hey, Gramps.
W: Some kids are here for training.
G: K-Knock before you open the door, you hag!
W: What's wrong with you?!
W: Are you watching A Kunoichi's Porn Diaries again?!
W: Didn't I tell you to stop because it's bad for your health?
W: Anyway, what do we do?
W: How are you gonna teach two at once?
G: Sh-Shut up!
G: I'll just teach them using the clone technique!
W: I threw your clone in the trash because was busted and leaking air!
G: Who said you could do that, you shitty hag?!
G: My Kunoichi III!
G: There you have it.
G: You two will be going through joint training.
Ymz: Uh, Zenzo-san.
Ymz: Is this place really okay?
Zen: No need to worry.
G: Let's get this over with. Report to the garden at once.
Zen: Despite what he looks like,
Zen: that geezer was a trusted friend of my father,
Zen: the former Oniwaban leader.
Zen: His ninjutsu skills are top-notch.
G: Uh...
G: You'll now be taking the ninja course.
G: All right, you two.
G: First make sure it's safe, and then get on your ride.
Ymz: Excuse me, Sensei.
Ymz: I don't see anything safe about this!
G: Don't you want a license?
G: Hurry up and get on.
Ymz: I didn't come here to get a toad license!
G: What? Didn't you want a ninja light vehicle license?
G: Heavy vehicle, then?
Ymz: Not the Nine-Tails, either!
G: Oh, sorry.
G: It wasn't the Hokage course?
G: In that case, dodge the dumbbells and eat the chikuwa!
Ymz: Not Hattori-kun, either!
G: Er...
G: Let's start with training your legs.
G: Since time immemorial, ninjas have strived to achieve superhuman leg strength.
G: And this is one of the training methods they devised.
G: You plant an asagi seed
G: and jump over it every day.
G: Asagi grows quickly.
G: In a few months, it'll grow taller than the roofs of buildings.
Ymz: Oh, I've heard of this training.
Ymz: But since I opted for the genin license, I only get to take lessons for one day.
G: Don't worry.
G: Our Asagi grows even faster.
G: Right, Asagi?
Ymz: Isn't that just the hag from reception?!
G: Our Asagi grows at an incredible rate.
G: Despite being a genin,
G: her clerical efficiency helped her rise to the position
G: of Oniwaban's accountant in no time.
G: Isn't that right, Asagi?
Ymz: Okay, so she climbed the ladder to success real fast, but she's old and withered now!
Ymz: She's just a hag!
Zen: Gramps.
Zen: I don't think this is gonna work as training.
Zen: Jumping over her is too easy.
G: What are you talking about?
G: Asagi has a lot left in her yet!
G: Nobody can stop her!
G: Isn't that right, Asagi?
G: She's not anywhere close to being done.
G: In fact, she hasn't even begun.
G: Isn't that right, Asagi?
Ymz: This really is endless Asagi! What the hell?!
G: This is the clone technique.
G: It's the only way to gain superhuman leaping ability in one day.
Ymz: She grew so much, she's ultimately returned to the earth!
Ymz: The Asagis turned into dominoes!
G: Asagi!
Zen: Ninjas leap over walls because it requires the least effort.
Zen: But breaking through a wall that would
Zen: take too much effort to leap over is also a ninja technique.
Ymz: That just ruined the whole effect!
W: That's Zen-chan for you.
W: You incited my self-destruction and broke through the wall from the inside.
W: You truly are the boss's son.
W: Become a fine ninja...
Ymz: There isn't a single fine ninja in the place!
G: Well done, you two.
G: I never thought you'd take Asagi down.
G: Here's your reward!
G: I'll now throw Asagi and chikuwa at you!
G: Dodge the Asagi and eat the chikuwa!
Ymz: Pick up poor Asagi!
G: Let's move on to the next task.
G: You must now hide in this pond.
Ymz: Ah, the water-escape tactic, right?
Ymz: The one where you hide underwater and use a bamboo pole to breathe?
G: No.
G: You must hide underwater and use Asagi's hole to breathe.
Ymz: Why her hole?!
G: There's no guarantee you'll always have a bamboo pole in an emergency.
G: Isn't that right, Asagi?
Ymz: Always having an Asagi around would be even weirder!
G: It's basically the same as using a bamboo pole.
G: Asagi will put her head above the surface and take in oxygen.
G: You two must take that oxygen from her ass.
Ymz: That's not oxygen! It's poison gas!
G: You mustn't resurface until I call out to you, okay?
G: Begin!
Ymz: No way.
Ymz: Even if it'll get me a license,
Ymz: I'm not going mouth-to-mouth with that!
Zen: That so?
Zen: Then make do with my gas.
Zen: Through me...
Zen: And through you...
Zen: That's three people's worth!
G: Asagi!
G: Y-You stink!
G: Ew!
Zen: You just called out "you," didn't you, Gramps?
Ymz: What kinda solution is that?!
W: I never thought you'd use that as a w*apon.
W: Brilliant.
W: Become a fine ninja...
Ymz: You know, the key to that lethal w*apon was your fart!
G: Well done. Here's your reward!
G: I'll now throw Asagi!
G: Stand there and watch!
Ymz: That's nothing but domestic v*olence!
G: I didn't expect you to be this good.
G: You have far too much talent to stay a mere genin.
Ymz: Um...
Ymz: All I did was fart, pretty much.
G: But here's your final task.
G: If you don't clear this, you won't get your genin license.
G: Ninjas must, at all times, believe in themselves alone.
G: No matter what their mission, they must be prepared to turn
G: their heart to stone in order to fulfill their objective.
G: Even if it were
G: a mission to k*ll their own master.
Ymz: D-Don't tell me...
W: Gramps, you...
G: That's right.
G: Your final task
G: is to k*ll Asagi—
W: Here's your final task.
W: I'll now throw Gramps, chikuwa, and a license at you.
W: Choose what you want and pick it up.
Sign: Yamazaki Sagaru Birthday: / School: Iga Valid until / Eats a lot of anpan during stakeouts.
Sign: Genin
Sign: Ninja License
Sign: Oedo Ninja Association
Ymz: Ask yourself.
Ymz: What was it that you wanted?
Ymz: Here we go!
Award,Sign: Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
G: Hey, apparently Yamazaki earned some kind of distinction again!
G: Same old boring inspector work again, though, right?
G: Nah, I heard he rounded up a bunch of bad guys all on his own this time.
G: Huh?
G: What the...
G: What happened to him?
G: Yamazaki!
G: Congrats on a job well done! Give us the whole story.
G: How about joining us for a meal?
Ymz: I'm good.
Ninja,Sign: Ninja Hattari-san
Ymz: I've got chikuwa to eat.
Title: Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter
Gin: Next Episode: "Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter."
Text r: Next week, we have a Joi rebels reunion,
Text l: with an all-star cast making appearances!
Text r: It's organized by...
Text l: N-
Text l: N-No way...
07x05 - A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides/Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License
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