05x34 - Empty Planet

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Zura Katsura, heading out!

Gin This is a one night ceremony!

Gin Tatsuma, show them that you haven't lost your edge!

Saka Yeah, got it!

Saka Time to go wild!

B This is a rain from the heavens!

Shin Th-The clouds...

Shin The clouds that were covering Earth have dissipated.

You fooled me.

Eli I fooled no one.

Eli The words written on that planet aren't the words

of a spy, a general, or a Renho.

Eli They're Elizabeth's first and last words of truth!

Zura Elizabeth!

Dark Vader's nefarious plot has been halted by his fellow Renho, Elizabeth!!

A one-man rebellion has been started by someone who betrayed his home planet for the sake of his loved ones!!

Empty Planet

Shin Someone else...

Shin Someone else is starting a rebellion!

Shin Who is it?

Fumi One of the spies who infiltrated Earth

Fumi tampered with the seeds to make this happen.

Fumi Only one person was in a position to make that happen.

What... General Eren...?

Fumi There was also that expl*si*n.

Is a rebel?!

Launch in the Gunsams and sh**t down the traitor!!

Fumi It wasn't my b*mb that blew up.

Fumi As the leader of the Gunsam force for invading Earth,

Fumi he was able to secretly sabotage them.

Hey! Look!

My fellow Earth lovers. This is my final order as a general. Escape immediately. Don't throw your lives away.

What... General Eren...?

Th-The Gunsams!

Fumi This was his plan from the beginning.

Fumi He lied to you and betrayed you,

Fumi so he could return to the Renho and stop the invasion of Earth.

Curse you, traitor!

Fumi And he did in a way that would stop his own men,

Launch in the remaining ships!

who also loved Earth, from rebelling,

Fumi in order to take on the root of all evil, Dark Vader.

Fumi He chose to betray both of his homes

to protect his Earth and Renho friends.

I see.

You rose to the rank of general so you could stop my plan.

You were locked onto my head with the eyes of a tiger.

Dark Eren, you thought you could take my head so easily?

Dark You thought it would be so easy to change the world?

Dark Nothing has changed.

Dark Earth's fate will be the same,

Dark as will the fate of the Renho.

Dark You may have left your qualms back on Earth,

Dark but are you prepared to give your life to take mine?

Eli You've only taken out my main camera!

Vader Don't make me laugh!

Vader Eren, you are the only one who will die here.

Vader You have deceived and betrayed your loved ones for

the sake of your loved ones.

Vader You turned your back on Earth and the Renho.

Vader You are alone in this giant universe.

Vader You have no allies.

Vader No one is watching you. Nothing will change.

Vader You will simply die alone.

Vader Eren!

Vader Curse you...

Eli Vader, you're absolutely right.

Eli I've been lying to myself and betraying my friends.

Eli I no longer know who I am.

Eli But that is fine.

Eli I may no longer have a planet to call home,

Eli I may no longer have an identity,

Eli but if I can die as Katsura-san's friend,

Eli that's good enough.

Vader Then die!

Vader Die with no friends in the dark void of space!

Zura He has a friend right here!

Zura It doesn't matter if you're in a dark place

or at the farthest reaches of the universe!

Zura I told you that I've got your back!

Ka...

Eli -tsura-san...

Zura It's not Tsura, it's Katsura.

Eli Wait, how are you reading my mind?

Eli Are you a Newtype?

Eli Why?

Eli I told you not to look!

Eli You weren't supposed to remember!

Eli Why am I...

Eli ...crying?

Zura It must be like when a parent starts crying

Zura when he sees his child fall down because it must hurt.

Eli This is a really stupid Newtype conversation!

Zura Oh, I can see time!

Eli Uh, could you stop ruining this moment?!

Zura Elizabeth!

Eli Katsura-san!

Vader The rat took the bait.

Vader I've been waiting for this moment!

Zura He repaired himself?!

Zura I-Is he a cyborg?!

Vader Fire!

Vader Reduce them all to space dust!

Mutsu Oh, no! The fleet is in position!

Mutsu Hurry!

Kagura There's no hope!

Kagura It's too late!

Zura Elizabeth!

Vader Y-You bastards...

Vader What is...

Vader ...the meaning of this?

Zura I-Impossible...

Zura The enemy fleet fired on Dark Vader?

Saka Dark Vader, you're the one who's alone in space!

Saka Sorry to keep you waiting, Zura.

Saka We've formed the Renth Alliance!

Zura Sakamoto!

Vader C-Curse you!

Dark Vader, you said

that the Renho were nothing more than tools for conquering Earth.

But the people of Earth said

that they would be willing to give up a planet or two for the sake of their fellow Earthlings.

That friends

were a treasure that could never be replaced.

We could k*ll the Earthlings and make their planet our new home,

but is there any value in a planet with no friends?

Samurai, don't forget your promise.

Saka Yeah, we'll help you conquer any planet you choose.

In that case...

A In that case,

A will you join

B our comrade,

who has protected our second home,

Earth, the Renho pride, and his Renho comrades all alone!

D Will you help us join our friend in conquering that empty planet?

Saka Consider it done.

Saka Renth Alliance, clause one.

Saka When Earthlings and Renho play Uno, follow space rules.

Saka Clause two.

Saka When Renho are visiting Earth, let them play

SNES games along with the NES games.

Saka In other words, we're buddies now.

Shin In other words, you used ActRaiser to string them along!

Shin What kind of alliance is this?!

Saka On Earth, you can eat all the ActRaiser you want!

All Yeah!

Shin What's wrong with this planet?!

Shin They betrayed their leader for ActRaiser!

Mutsu Force and ideas won't make people change.

Mutsu It comes down to personal benefit and connections, huh?

Mutsu His business deals are always stupid.

Fumi Eren, we weren't able to take Earth,

Fumi but I guess

we've found something much more important.

Katsura-san...

Zura Don't say a word.

Zura You and I were just doing what was right.

Zura We chose to do the honorable thing.

Zura There's no need for apologizes or farewells.

Zura The only words we need are...

Thank you bunny.

Zura OC!

Zura Let's go, Elizabeth!

Zura With our friends on Earth,

Zura and all our friends in the universe!

Zura Fire!

Vader C-Curse you all!

Vader You intend to destroy your own planet for the sake of your friends?

Vader How will your tribe survive

Vader when you are trapped in the void with no place to call home?

Vader You need this star... You need me!

Gin You can have this empty shell.

Gin It'll be your coffin.

Gin Nobody will mourn you!

Gin Nobody will remember you!

Gin You're going to die an empty death

Gin on your empty planet!

Vader You will be the ones who die, samurai!

A Did we k*ll him?

B The planet is falling apart...

No, it isn't falling apart.

Zura What? What do you mean?

Vader As I said...

Vader You can defeat me, but nothing will change!

Vader What?!

Vader Dark Vader was just like the rest of you.

Vader Nothing more than my puppet.

Vader And he wasn't the only one.

Vader Every leader on this planet

has been a hollow receptacle of my creation.

Vader Have you not realized yet?

Vader You have made an enemy

Vader of the planet itself!

Zura I-Impossible! The planet

Zura transformed into a giant Renho!

Eli V-Vader, could it be...

Eli The Renho mothership's central system, Sagi.

Eli That is the true identity of Vader...

Eli No, the true identity of every false ruler over the Renho!

Zura Huh?

Eli Long ago, the planet of the Renho was destroyed in a great w*r,

Eli and ever since, we have lived on this metal planet.

Eli That was when we created Sagi.

Eli The brain of the planet, which controlled the environment

Eli and developed a road map for our survival.

Eli But Sagi went berserk and began to create leaders

Eli as tools for implementing the most effective survival strategy.

Eli Eventually, this became tradition.

Eli The people were forced to become silent soldiers.

Eli Yes, we Renho were created by Sagi.

Eli He considered us to be nothing more than empty tools.

Eli Tools that could easily be replaced, just like this machine.

Eli He believes that he can ensure the survival of our tribe

by taking over a rich planet.

Eli But now that his tools have turned against him,

Eli Sagi must resort to using another tool.

Eli The ultimate tool, the planet itself!

Vader I no longer need you worthless defects!

Vader I will simply conquer Earth myself!

Vader The technology of the Gunsams has

been perfected in this ultimate w*apon,

Vader the White Lucifer!

Vader With this power, I can conquer Earth, no, the universe, by myself!

Vader Once my loyal troops have eliminated you defects and

the universe falls into my hands,

Vader the Renho will have eternal glory!

Saka I promised to conquer the planet,

but I didn't think we'd actually have to fight the planet.

Saka White Lucifer vs. White Wavy Hair.

Saka This should be a grand show!

Gin Don't call me White Wavy Hair!

Gin How are we supposed to fight that Renho monster?

Gin Oh, I see a Dombo three times dumber than a normal Dombo.

Gin Why don't you head out there?

Saka Gintoki, Earth is finished at this rate.

Saka I'm gonna skip the fight and go visit Club Smile.

Gin There isn't much point in leaving behind your worthless genes.

Gin And there isn't enough time left.

Saka It'll be okay.

If I thrust three times faster than normal...

Kagura Hey, stop whining like babies!

Mutsu Men always lose their balls when their back is against the wall.

Gin You telling me that I've lost my balls?!

Gin You ever seen me use my balls?!

Gin Want my balls in your face?!

Mutsu What are you talking about?

Mutsu Anyway, are you riding Kairinmaru?

Saka I'm riding a blond babe!

Saka Don't make fun of me!

Mutsu Good.

Mutsu The members of the Kaientai were able to escape at the last second,

Mutsu and we're back on the ship.

Mutsu We can join up.

Mutsu I have one final plan.

Mutsu This is the only way to protect Earth and the Renho!

Saka What? Join up and make babies?

Saka I'm not going to fuse with you!

Mutsu You almost had it.

Saka Huh? What is this?

Saka Uh, the ship is transforming?!

Gin Huh? What is this?!

Gin That ship's also transforming?!

Saka Hey, Mutsu!

Saka What is this?!

Saka Nobody told me this would happen!

Mutsu You almost had it.

Mutsu We aren't fusing to make babies.

Mutsu We're fusing to make a robot.

Zura Th-That's...

Zura Impossible...

Zura That's...

All What is that giant robot?!

Mutsu This is Earth's, the Renho's...

Mutsu No,

the universe's final hope!

Mutsu The Galactic Merchant Fleet Robot!

Mutsu Kaien!

Shin What is this Galactic Merchant Fleet?!

Shin Why are merchant ships fusing into a giant robot?!

Shin What kind of merchants are you?!

Mutsu There's nothing standard about doing business in space.

Mutsu Good thing I modified our fleet,

Mutsu since I was expecting to have to deal with giant aliens at some point.

Shin Standard?! This has nothing to do with what's standard!

Shin This is turning into a completely different show!

Saka Mutsu!

Saka What have you done to my poor little Kairinmaru?!

Saka You're not supposed to do anything to the ship without the captain's permission!

Saka It's shaking so hard that...

Mutsu A captain would actually be on his ship

Mutsu instead of visiting hostess clubs around the universe.

Mutsu You're more like a producer.

Mutsu Then I'll leave the bridge to you.

All Yes, ma'am!

All Best of luck, Captain!

Shin They're calling her Captain now!

Mutsu Let's get going then!

Shin Huh? Huh?

Shin Wh-What?!

Shin Wh-Where are we?

Mutsu Is everyone in their cockpits?

Mutsu Listen carefully.

Mutsu Kaien is so big that it's been divided into six sectors.

Mutsu I need you to pilot these six sectors.

Mutsu Kagura and I will handle the right and left legs.

Mutsu The two fuzzheads get the right and left arms.

Gin Hey! You girls know how to control a man's lower body?!

Gin This ain't the Nurarihyon you're used to!

Mutsu Don't worry.

Mutsu I assigned the dirty woman to the crotch.

Shin Why does this robot need a pilot in the crotch?!

Mutsu This is our last chance!

Mutsu We must join our power together in this Kaien,

Mutsu defeat Vader, that planet,

Mutsu and return to Earth with smiles on our faces!

Shin Uh, excuse me.

Shin Sorry to ruin the moment,

Shin but I'm the only one who hasn't been assigned a spot.

Mutsu Oh, I forgot. Sorry.

Shin Uh, what am I piloting?

Mutsu You're, uh...

Mutsu A pimple.

Shin Again?!

Shin Hold on!

Shin Why does a robot have a pimple?!

Shin Why would a pimple need a pilot?!

Mutsu Kaien responds to the movements of the pilots.

Mutsu You should act like a pimple and stay still.

Shin Is there any point to that?!

Gin Tsk, guess we don't have a choice.

Saka Yeah! This is my last big deal!

Mutsu We're going to create our own future!

Kagura Everyone ready?

All Kaien!

Fumi Oh, yes!

Shin Kaien! That was too fast!

To Be Continued

Next Episode

Zura Eren... No, Elizabeth...

Zura You may be tens of thousands of light-years away,

Zura everyone may have forgotten about you,

Zura but I will never...

Zura Next time

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Zura Don't say goodbye Lionel Will you survive?

Behold, our Kaien! Fight on again, Kaien!

Next time, the Renho arc will finally end!!