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04x06 - Twisted Sister

Posted: 09/18/22 17:00
by bunniefuu
- Hey!

You there.

[music playing]

[music stops]

- Hey yourself.

- Who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen?

- You like cake? We made a bunch--

chocolate, double chocolate, triple chocolate, vanilla.

- Who are you...

and why are my clo...

quintuplet brothers letting you hang and bake?

- Quintuplets? Don'’t you mean clones?

- You told her?

- Well, yes, because she'’s your...

- I'’m Jessie.

Jessie, your sister.

- [scoffs] Okay, sure.

You guys bought that?

- She was really convincing.

I mean, she already knew about magic and everything.

She really could be our--

- Yeah!

That'’s what I'’m talking about!

Teach me to do that.

- Was pretty impressive, wasn'’t it?

No! No, I'’m not going to teach you

because you'’re not my sister.

- Yes, I am.

Is this some kind of practical joke?

Are there cameras around here

because--

because I'’m not falling for it!

- Why can'’t you just believe this?

I believed it when I found out about you.

- [sighs]

- Whoa, cool!

Can you teach me this, too?

- No.

- Do it again.

This time make me fly.

- [sighing]

And don'’t come back,

or I'’ll turn you into a caterpillar.

Not a cute one either.

A big, fat, hairy, ugly one.

- Maybe now you'’ll believe me?



[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell

♪ It takes a hold of you

♪ I see my dreams

♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Let'’s go ♪

♪ You and me together

♪ Look up ahead

♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ Every witch way

- I'’m gonna give you five minutes

to convince me why I shouldn'’t--

- I know, turn me into a caterpillar.

So cool. Do it, Jax, do it.

You can change me back, right?

Or, better yet, turn me into a butterfly next.

- Start talking.

- Well...

that'’s you, that'’s me,

and that'’s Mom. '’Nuff said.

- Well, yeah, that'’s definitely

me and my mom,

but that baby could be anyone.

- Come on!

I look just like her.

- Your photo proves nothing, okay?

Anyone can do anything with a photo.

- Ooh, nice cape.

- You'’re still not proving anything,

so you better have something else.

- Oh, Seven, how I missed you.

- We were only gone like a day.

- I need my spare phone now!

My clothes smell like... [sniffing]

RV. [sniffing]

I need to look good, no one can doubt it.

Put me in a super cute outfit.

- Forgot my key.

- What in the...

- Gigi, you didn'’t see what you think you saw.

- I'’m pretty sure I did. How did you--

- Seeing that put me in a bind so now I have--

- No!

- Proxy, she'’ll be fine.

- No, but you already wiped her memory once today.

Can'’t twice in one day do permanent damage?

- We can'’t just let it go, though.

She'’ll tell everyone.

- I'’d love to have my memory wiped.

It would be like being brand-new again.

- Proxy, I have to wipe her mind.

[all arguing at once]

- Hey, you guys?

- I have to do it,

otherwise she'’ll post this to Miss Information.

- But it'’s not worth frying her brain over.

- You guys...

- Emma said it wasn'’t dangerous

unless two witches do it at the same time.

- Okay, but she doesn'’t know that for sure.

Yes, Emma'’s a powerful witch,

but she doesn'’t know everything.

- You can say that again. - Guys!

- Hang on, Sophie,

we'’re trying to figure out what to do about Gigi.

- Okay, but you have to find her first.

- No! Where'’d she go?

- She couldn'’t have gone far.

- Quick! Find her.

- Take a good look.

Anything look familiar?

- The Seven.

- Yes! You remember.

- No, but I can read.

- Uh...

- Hey, guys.

What are you guys looking for?

PROXY: Gigi-- - Jeans!

My favorite pair of jeans is missing.

I, um, I saw them last in--in here.

- You lost your jeans? - Mm-hmm.

- Inside a restaurant? - Mm-hmm.

- You don'’t even wear jeans.

Ever.

- Well, I would, if I could find them.

What was that for?

- I don'’t want Emma to know

I let Gigi see me do magic.

What if she tells the Council?

They'’ll take away my Liberator of the Council title.

- Whoa, dude, I said that you could stay over, not him.

- But where'’s he gonna stay?

- He can stay with me.

I'’m not a Fraidy McScaredy-Cat.

I'’m not afraid, okay?

It'’s... Gigi.

She has snake-aphobia.

- We should go.

I wanna check Hex again.

Plus, they seem really preoccupied

looking for those... jeans.

- Hand Billy over.

I'’ll take really good care of him.

- All right, he'’s super easy to take care of.

He likes to sleep in a warm place,

but don'’t worry about it too much.

If he gets cold he'’ll just crawl in bed with you.

But don'’t let him wrap around you.

He'’s just playing but sometimes

he doesn'’t know his own strength and...

- I got it.

You'’re cute, but no funny business.

- Gigi, wait!

- No! No!

- I can'’t!

- Maddie'’s a witch, and so is Emma?!

Miss Information is gonna get so many hits.

- No!

No, why don'’t we talk about this,

you know, girl to girl?

- No way!

You said you wanted to wipe my memory,

but I need my memory so I can blog about this.

This won'’t take all my power,

just forget the last half-hour.

- Daniel...

Hi.

When did you get here?

- I don'’t know.

- There.

Everything'’s back to normal.

- No, it'’s not.

You wiped Daniel'’s memory, too.

- And we'’re supposed to be helping him remember stuff,

not forget.

- Oh, yeah.

I'’ll just reverse it.

Looks like I really blew it... [chuckles]

but that'’s okay, I'’ll just undo it.

- Maddie and Emma are witches and I'’m telling everybody!

- Oh, no!

- Oh.

Hi, Daniel.

- [groaning] I'’m hungry.

Where'’s Junior?

- No food until I hear the whole story.

- But I explain better on a full stomach.

- Fine. What would you like?

Mac and cheese?

Pizza? Or waffles?

- How did you do that?

Is it like a switch that turns on the magic,

or a magic word or something?

- It'’s not like that, it'’s a...

Wait, why am I telling you?

You'’re not a witch.

- I am too a witch.

I'’m your sister,

so I'’m a witch if you'’re a witch.

- Wizard, okay?

And even if you are my sister,

it doesn'’t mean you'’re a witch.

Mom was a human, so that only means

you have a % chance of being a witch.

- Wait, what?

- I'’ll ask the questions here.

You'’ve got your dinner.

Now talk up.

- [sighing] Fine.

What do you want to know?

- The whole story.

You don'’t know our father--

if he really is your father--

and Mom died ten years ago.

So where have you been living,

and who'’s been taking care of you

your whole life?

URSULA: "Dear Liana,

"I thought you might want to have a look

at your son after all these years."

- Son?

I have a brother?

URSULA: "We'’d been keeping a close watch on Jax,

"and he'’s grown into a fine young wizard,

"although perhaps a bit full of himself.

"Anyway, you did the right thing by leaving.

"Know that we'’ll continue to shield Jax from the truth.

"It would hurt him deeply.

"Hope you and Jessie are doing well.

Signed, Ursula Van Pelt."

WOMAN: Jessie, what are you doing in the attic?

- Nothing!

- Have you found anything in the Hex

about restoring other lives?

- Not yet.

Hex isn'’t making it easy.

[groans] What'’s wrong with you?

- I think he'’s mad '’cause I'’ve been

giving Billy too much attention.

It'’s okay, Hexie, you'’re still my number one.

- I can'’t believe I forgot you were sleeping over.

- Check out what I made for him.

Look, how cute is that?

It'’ll keep his head warm while he sleeps.



- Adorable.

- Keep an eye on her. I'’ll be back.

- Where are you going?

- To find out who she is.



[clacking]

[chuckling]

[man speaking Japanese]

[clacking stops]

- We heard back from the Council.

- And?

- They'’re concerned that the Chosen One'’s

pursuing the continuum break

but agree only to monitor the situation.

[clacking]

Should I up the pressure,

thr*aten to convene

an emergency session of the board?

- No, no.

This is good.

Let her keep at it until she exhausts herself.

She'’ll be easier to break

when the time comes for me to make my move.

- And your son? Is he on board?

- Not yet,

but he will be.

- Gigi'’s fine, Proxy.

Don'’t worry.

- Yeah, I just saw her hiding behind a vending machine

recording some girls gossiping.

- And I just saw her eating an orange

with the peel still on.

- What?

- Oh, wait, maybe that was me

seeing myself in the mirror doing that.

- Whatever.

Anyway, just be careful with magic

when Gigi'’s around, okay?

- Okay. - Okay?

- All right.

Just make sure Emma doesn'’t find out

about what I did to Daniel.

- What'’d you do to Daniel?

Yeah, what did you do to me?

- Uh...

- The truth.

- We...we maybe...

- Accidentally...

- Wiped a little bit of his memory.

- What part of my memory did you wipe?

- Just a half-hour or so from yesterday.

Pssh...no biggie.

- No biggie?!

What if he remembered something in that half-hour

and now he'’s forgotten it?

- It wasn'’t my fault.

I was aiming for Gigi and Daniel got in the way.

- Why Gigi?

- Well, because...

She saw somebody cast a spell

and you know that Gigi can'’t keep a secret, so...

- Look, I was trying to help.

I really was.

- I can see that.

But we just have to be careful.

Daniel doesn'’t have much time left.

Don'’t worry.

I'’ll have you remembering in no time.



Come on, Danny, concentrate.

What do you see?

- Uh... a swim team.

- Here, maybe this'’ll help.

How about now?

Come on, Daniel, try.

Try harder.

- I'’m trying as hard as I can.

I just don'’t recognize anything.

Don'’t you think I want to remember?

If I don'’t, it'’s my family that'’s gonna disappear forever.

- Can I go home yet?

- No. I'’m keeping my eye on you until I figure you out.

- You might as well just teach me some spells.

- No.

Definitely not in public.

- Who cares?

Don'’t you want people to know you'’re a wizard?

- Shh! No.

You see, humans can'’t know about the magic realm because...

Well, it'’s complicated.

- Then explain it to me.

- No, Jessie.

Look, I missed practice this morning and I need to train.

And I still need to look after you, so--

- Uh, hey, Jax, why were...

Uh, who is... your friend?

- She'’s not my friend, she'’s my sister, maybe.

- You have a maybe sister?

Since when?

- Since I was five, apparently. [chuckles]

- Is she a... you know?

- A witch?

Yes, I am.

I know it.

- It'’s not clear yet.

- How about you? Are you a witch too?

- Oh, no, but I'’m a guardian.

Well, I will be soon.

- Hey, have you seen Emma today?

- What'’s a guardian?

- Oh, it'’s a witch without powers.

They look after other witches.

- But you said you weren'’t a witch.

- I'’m not.

I am the first human guardian. Hmm.

- Oh. That'’s even lamer than a witch without powers.

- [laughs] - [gasps]

- Emma. Have you seen her?

- Yeah, she'’s with Daniel.

She'’s showing him around,

trying to get him to remember.

- Who'’s Emma? [gasps]

Is she your girlfriend?

For how long? Is she a witch too?

- You have reached your daily question limit.

Sorry.

Hey, Andi.

How would you like to help the Sharks win nationals?

- Um, obvi'’!

- Great!

Watch Jessie for me while I train.

- What? No! - No!

- I am not a babysitter.

- And I'’m not a baby!

Why do you need to swim laps?

You'’re a wizard.

Can'’t you just use magic to swim fast?

- I don'’t do that...

anymore.

Look, Andi, please, it'’s for the Sharks.

- Well...

if it'’s for the team.

- [chuckles]

Thanks, Andi.

You'’re a lifesaver.

- Yeah, just cut the brown-nosing and go...

do your laps.



- You know you can'’t keep me here.

- Never say "can'’t" to a Cruz.

- Put me down!

- Whoa, what'’s that?

- Oh... - Huh?

Oh, can'’t see you.

Where'’d you go?

Nope! [laughs]

- This is where you worked last summer.

Anything?

At the end-of-the-summer beach party,

you performed on a stage right here.

- I performed?

- You'’re an amazing singer and guitar player.

You write your own songs too.

Really good ones.

- Tell me more about this rock star then.

I think I like him.

- Why don'’t you see for yourself?

Give it a try.

- Okay, why not?

[playing badly]

Sorry.

So that Daniel can play.

Did he get, like, standing ovations and three encores?

- Not quite.

You were dancing on stage with Mia

and somebody turned on the sprinklers.

We thought it was a-- - Mia was there too?

- Sure was.

- This is all too much.

Why was...why was I dancing with Mia?

I thought you were my girlfriend

in this other reality.

- It'’s...complicated.

And not important right now.

Let'’s keep moving.

- Don'’t tell me.

This was our special spot

where we'’d meet in secret and no one would know.

- You remember!

Then how did you...

- It'’s kind of obvious.

It'’s peaceful, beautiful, romantic.

- [sighs]

- Can I ask you a question?

What happened between us?

You make it sound like whatever we had

was pretty special.

But now you'’re with Jax.

Why did we break up?

- You, um...you weren'’t really into me anymore.

We broke up and I moved on.

Sorry about that.

It'’s okay.

Things happen.

So, what'’s next?

I don'’t know!

I was sure stuff would start to come back by now.

[gasps]

- Maybe we should take a look at him.

- Go!

- Hey!



[electronic beeping]

- Where am I?

Who are you and where'’s Emma?

- I'’m getting a m-squared of . delta.

- Oh! , mandalars! - Oh!

- Do you mind?!

- Well, we could ask you the same question.

- We have reason to believe

that it was you that caused the continuum break.

- I know! I'’m trying to fix it!

And you'’re getting in the way.

- We'’re not getting in the way.

We'’re taking readings.

There'’s only been one other break in recorded history,

and this data could prove to be quite useful.

- If it doesn'’t destroy the world.

You know what?

I tried.

But this is too much.

I'’m sorry...

but I'’m gonna take my snake and I'’m gonna go.

- No...

Daniel, wait!

[frustrated sigh]

- Where'’s Jessie?

JESSIE: Jax, is that you? Help!

- Wait, where are you? - I'’m right here!

[tapping] Help!

- Oh, no.

She didn'’t...

like, turn herself invisible, did she?

She hasn'’t got powers yet.

She got her powers

and then she turned herself invisible, didn'’t she?

- Guess again.

[creaking]

- [chuckling]

- You'’ll pay for this, Andi Cruz, you hear me?

You can'’t hide from me.

- You taped my sister to the inside of a door?

- Us humans have our tricks to get to people too.

Bye, Jessie. Nice meeting you.

- [laughs]

[tape ripping] Ah...

Emma!

You got your full powers back.

Good on ya.

- Yeah.

Some things never change.

- I got you.

- [sighs]

- So this is Emma?

She is your girlfriend.

I can tell by the way you look at her.

- Emma, this little ball of charm is Jessie...

my alleged sister.

- Your sister?!

- Yup, recently discovered.

- Oh, what?

I mean, nice to meet you!

But what?

- She claims to have been living in a foster home when Mom died

and now she wants to live with Dad and I

so that we can be a family again.

- Really?

That sounds great!

- [chuckling] Yeah...yeah, it'’s...

It'’s not great.

My dad'’s been planning something

and he has no idea about Jessie.

I have a feeling that if he finds out about her,

things are gonna get a lot worse.

- Okay...

But wow, you have a sister?!

- Yeah, looks that way.

How'’s Gator Boy?

- [sighs] Not good.

He says he and Billy are going home.

- Well, maybe it'’s meant to be.

But I'’m surprised.

Why are you giving up?

- No way!

Billy is in Andi'’s locker

and he doesn'’t know the combination.

Daniel will never leave without him.



[grunting]

- I hate Miami!

Back home, we don'’t even lock our doors.

I'’m coming, Billy.

We'’re going back where we belong.

There you are. Could you open this thing?

Billy'’s probably freezing in there.

- Sure!

But I want you to reconsider staying.

- I don'’t know.

I get that it'’s a risk if I leave, but...

this whole thing is getting out of hand.

Billy'’s stuck in the locker.

- It'’s only a few more days.

- I'’ve had it. - Come on, Danny.

If you don'’t do it for yourself...

do it for your family.

This affects them too, remember?

- Fine.

- Hey. Please hurry.

Dinner is served and he doesn'’t like to wait.

- Who does? - Oh, no...

- Hello, Jax.

And who is this?

- Dad! Is this our dad?

- He'’s my dad, but we haven'’t--

- Jessie?



[upbeat pop music]