03x04 - Breaking All the Rules
Posted: 09/13/22 16:09
- I can'’t believe I'’m finallygoing into the Witches Council.
Is it guarded by griffins,
with a -story-highfountain in the lobby?
- No.
It kind of just looks likea regular old office.
It'’s got an elevatorwith invisible walls, though.
- I knew it.
I love those.
No!
[upbeat pop music]
WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell
♪ It takes a hold of you
♪ I see my dreams
♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪
♪ Come on
♪ Let'’s go ♪
♪ You and me together
♪ Look up ahead
♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every witch way
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
♪ Every witch way
[ominous music]
♪
[doorbell rings]
- Hey, Andi.
Come on in.
♪
- [grunting]
Come on. Come on!
I think I got it.I think I--
[grunts]
I don'’t got it.
I need something stronger.
- I'’ve been practicing,
and I thinkwe can finally make it
out of the bombed-outtrain station
before the zombie hordeeats our brains.
- Oh, uh, great.
- Aren'’t you going to lead usthrough the intro map?
- Uh, no, that'’s okay.You can do it.
- Are you kidding?
Last time I tried,you gave me an atomic wedgie.
- I gave you a wedgie?
Never mind.
Look, I'’m just feelingvery generous today.
Go ahead.
- Here we go.
[video game beeping, whirring]
Watch outfor the guy in the purple.
He'’s fast for a zombie.
- Oh, I-I got him.
Whoa, watch outfor the guy in the back.
Get him, the one inthe plaid shirt.
Phillip?
- Great.You know his name.
Now get him.
- Is this somekind of weird test...
to see if I'’ll zapyour boyfriend?
- What, my...
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.You passed.
You'’re too muchof a good friend to zap my...
video game zombieboyfriend, Phillip.
- I'’m glad you made upwith Em after she sent him
back into the game.
She didn'’t have a choice.
You know...
- Yeah.
Well, you knowwhat I always say--
"forgive and forget."
- Yeah, right.
What did you dowith the real Andi?
- She'’s with...
Ha!Good one.
- I guess, I mean,
if anything'’s going tobring people back together,
it'’s an evil Emma clone
or a possessedcouncil member...
or Jax trying to destroythe Realm
and take over the human world.
- Exactly.
- Okay, committee.
We need to get seriousabout organizing
the never-ending summer party.
Now, as you can see,I'’ve already come up--
- Um, that'’s notwhat we'’re doing.
- Um, yes it is.- No, it'’s not.
- Gigi, what do you thinkyou'’re doing?
Since when are you in charge?- Exactly.
- Since I told Mom and Dad howyou'’ve been using the waitstaff
as Maddie'’s personal slaves.
- You didn'’t.- Not yet.
But I will unlessI get to be party boss.
- Wow. She'’s almost as goodat blackmail as you are.
- Mm-hmm. Now, first orderof business--
decor.
- Ooh, ooh!
How about a lizard theme?
- That might bea little too, uh, drab--
all those olive greensand dull browns.
- What about fluorescentchameleons
and psychedelic geckos?
- Gigi, can you pleasemove somewhere else?
I'’m trying to work here.
- [sighs]
Come on, girls,let'’s go inside.
- Aren'’t you coming?
- No.
I'’m going to...
get a mani/pedi.
- I want to!- Great.
Proxy'’s doing them.
- Later.- What?
- Relax, Proxy.
I just said thatto get ready of Katie.
Now, do you want to hearabout what I found out
about Kanays and witches?
- Sure.- They hate each other!
- Yeah, I knew that.
Anything helpful?
- Yes.
I have a plan.
Since you are the last one,
it'’s up to youto fix things with us.
- What?- Yes.
You, Proxy,
are going to impressthe heck out of my mom!
- Please work.
Please work.Please work.
Yes, it worked!
- [shouts]
- Emma.
You'’re out.
Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'’m fine.
- Yeah, I'’m fine, too.Thanks.
- Jax, what areyou doing here?
- And what'’s withthe bicycle pump?
- I was trying to stop youfrom bringing Andi to the Realm.
And I had to find somethingto pry open the entrance.
- So you went with a pump?- Yeah.
And it worked.
- What? No, it didn'’t.We got kicked out.
- You got kicked out?
That'’s really bad.
- Aw, gee, we didn'’trealize that.
Thanks for pointing it out.
- Come on,let'’s get out of here.
- No.
We'’re trying again.
I guess we'’re going toneed that pump after all.
DANIEL: Uh, T?
- Oh, oh, they'’re the T.
I mean, there they are.
T.
Looking sharp.- What is all this stuff?
- Latest shipment from Grams.
- I hope this oneis what I think it is.
- Yes!
The muscle magnet!
- How did Grams get this?- Hurry.
When this charges,we'’ll see what it can do.
- Come on, guys.
We got some morestuff to bring in.
- Whoa, whoa,there'’s more?
- Yep, rocket fuel!
- Hey, do you want some juice?
- Sure, thanks.
- Okay.
- So have you noticed
Emma'’s been actingkind of weird lately?
- Weird how?- Um, I don'’t know.
She says she'’s gonnatext me and then doesn'’t.
She been doing thatto you, too?
- I mean, yeah,but I know she'’s busy.
[magnet whirring]
- Personally,I think it'’s pretty rude.
[dramatic music]
♪
- Emma, just let it go.It'’s not worth it.
- Yes, it is worth it.
The Council is wrongand close-minded.
Everything is witches thisand witches that.
We can have human allies.
Like Andi.
- Yeah, like me.
Yeah, well, they'’realready pretty ticked off
that you freeze timeand you skip boot camp.
This will bestrike number three.
- Yeah, like you'’reone to talk.
You'’ve been getting in troublewith the Council
since you'’ve beenin little witch diapers.
- Wizard-y diapers.
And, yes, that might be true,
but that was the old Jax.
I'’ve changed.
- Really?What'’s with the big change?
- Don'’t you know?
I'’m doing this for you.
- [gagging]
- And I wouldn'’tlet the Council hurt you.
At least waituntil they cooled off.
- I hate to say it, but...
I think he'’s right.
We'’ll try again later
after I'’ve impressed themwith my MMA moves.
- [chuckles]You do MMA?
I'’d love to see that.
Whoa!- Andi, let go of him.
Actually, that isreally impressive.
- Hey, get off of me!- No!
- Emma!- Wait, quick, grab her!
- [grunting]
- Pull harder!- I'’m trying!
- No!
- Do you want cranberry,pomegranate,
or orange/mango?
- [clears throat]
Orange/mango sounds great.
- You okay?
- Just got somethingstuck in my throat.
- You want meto get you some water?
I'’m sure there'’s some in here--
probably next tothe juice I can'’t find.
[sighs]
Whatever, I'’ll just go tothe kitchen
and get some there.
Mia?
- Hey, Daniel.
- What are you doing here?
- Andi invited me to talkabout joining your tuna team
when school starts.
- You mean the Sharks.
- That will dependon how good you are.
- Where is Andi?She was just in here.
- I saw her when I came in.
She was talking to your mom.
She told me to come here.
She'’ll be back in a sec.
- Okay.
I'’m gonna go to the kitchenfor a minute.
You want a juice?- Sure, thanks.
- Cranberry, pomegranateor orange/mango?
Orange/mango sounds great.
[suspenseful music]
♪
You guys are back.
- And you are...?
- Mia.I work with your brother.
- I'’ve never seen youthere before.
- I transferredfrom White Surf Beach.
Coming in to checkon your magnet?
- How do you knowabout our magnet?
- It'’s right there.
I can see it.
- Are you an HO spy?
- Tell us everything you know.- Mm-hmm.
- Quick, unplug itbefore she can see what it does.
- What, attract metal?
[all gasp]
- She knows too much!
- Daniel!
- This place isa total freak show.
[mysterious music]
♪
Oh, no!
- Here you go, Mia.
- What'’s up?
- You were--
Mia was just--
- I was making a call.
Yeah, I saw Mia leaving,and I tried to stop her
to talk to herabout joining the Sharks,
but she said that T accusedher of being a spy.
- Yeah, they thinksomebody framed them
for the prank they didat The Beachside Seven.
- Oh. That T.
Well, I better get going.- But you just--
- Yeah, I'’ll see youat work tomorrow.
I mean, I'’ll--I'’ll see youw-while you'’re working.
Okay, bye.
- Emma!You'’re okay!
- Yeah, I'’m fine.
- Well, what happened in there?
- I had a long argument
with the Council.
I really tried to convince themto make you a Guardian,
but they just won'’t changetheir minds.
- That'’s okay.
As long as you'’re safe.
- No, it'’s not okay.
But I'’m not giving up.
That was just round one.
They better be readyfor round two.
- Okay, first of all,
you really need to workon your boxing stance.
All right,legs shoulder-width apart.
Now, bend down...arms.
Get angry.
- Excuse you.- Sorry. I...
[scoffs]It'’s you.
Have you seen Emma today?
- Dude, give it up.She'’s with me now.
- Yeah, until she realizesshe needs a wizard by her side.
- Okay,maybe she doesn'’t needme,
but she wants to be with me.
That eats you up.
- Look, if you see her,just ask her to...
Ask her to text me,just so I know that she'’s okay.
It'’s a witch/wizard thing.
- I'’m sure she'’ll tell meall about it.
It'’s aboyfriend/girlfriend thing.
[ominous music]
♪
- See?
- Hey, Maddie.
Hey, Miss Van Pelt.
- [clears throat]
Diego'’s Kanay funkis extra funky today.
- Mother!
- Oh, Maddie Winky, come on.
Lately it'’s just everywhere.
- Well, I like it.
- [gagging]- Mom!
You promised to be nice!
- Well,that'’s because you promised me
you'’d make mea Francisco clone.
- You what?
Or, uh, can I get yousomething to drink?
Maybe a Papaya de la Playa?
- No, that'’s quiteall right-uh.
- Don'’t worry.It'’s on the house.
Check it out.Ready?
I learned some new moves.
And...
I added a twist of my own.
[air howling]
Here you go.
Oh, wait, sorry.
I almost--almost forgotthe garnish.
- No, no, it'’s okay, Diego.
- Listen, you deservethe best, okay?
- No, it'’s--- Don'’t worry.
- [screaming]- I'’m so sorry!
- [continues screaming]
- I'’m so sorry!Please.
Miss Van Pelt, please,I'’m so sorry.
- [screaming]
- Don'’t worry, Proxy.
We can try again tomorrow.
- Daniel!
[mysterious music]
Is everything okay?
- Yeah, fine.
Jax was looking for you.
- Oh.
It must have been about...
well, this thing yesterdaywith the Council.
- [clears throat]- Long story.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Witch/wizard thing.
I get it.- [scoffs]
Danny, what'’s wrong?
Are you jealous?- No.
- That'’s so sweet!
- What?
No.
Whatever.
- No need to be jealous...
though it is cute.
- You know whatI think is cute?
Gigi.
Hey, Gigi.
- Hey, Daniel,I'’m really busy, so--
Wow.
That was quite a hello.
- [sniffs]
Your hair smells amazing.
Is that coconut?
- Wow.
I'’ve never beenthis close to you before.
Your eyes...
So blue.
- Thanks, Gigi.I like yours, too.
You know why?
Because we'’re both human.
Wow.
That is so...
deep.
- Yeah, it is.
- Oh, wait, Daniel.
My new deodorantsmells really good, too.
Take a whiff!
Come here, Daniel!
- Not so fast, rebel Novoa.
You'’re late.
- True, but I havean excellent excuse.
- I don'’t want to hear it.
If you knowwhat'’s good for you,
you'’ll endeavor to makea good show of things,
especially afterour little encounter
at the boardwalk.
- I will, sir.- Mm-hmm.
Just...
don'’t extendmy sentence, please.
I'’ve come so far,
and I'’m thiscloseto graduating.
- That'’s true--you have made
a good show of things thus far.
Meet me at the test chamber...
after roll call.
I have somethingspecial for you.
- Special goodor special bad?
- That depends entirelyon you...
young wizard.
- About time you got here.
You called this meeting,and you'’re late.
- Huh?
Oh, I'’ve just beenwashing my hair.
Daniel likes how it smells.
- Daniel?
Emma'’s boyfriend Daniel?
- Daniel?"Got sick at a sleepover
and threw up on you" Daniel?
- He'’s so sensitive.
Even his stomach.
- Um, excuse me.Um, can we get on with this?
I'’ve got time that needs wastingsitting by the pool.
- Oh, oh, right.
Here, I'’ve got someof the new plans for party.
Oh.[chuckles awkwardly]
Oops.
Not that one.
- Ooh.
Are those whereeach lizard is gonna go?
I booked a giant Komodo dragon.
He'’s orange,in case anyone'’s concerned.
- No, that'’s whereall the cameras--
I mean, the bestcamera angles
for taking selfies will be--Next page.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait.
You'’re setting upcameras behind the bushes,
in the cabanas,in the pool?
- A lot of juicy fightshappen underwater.
- Come on, girls.
Let'’s go grab a prime spoton the beach today.
- Hey, Daniel.Yo, Daniel!
- Hey, what'’s up?
- When Emma gets backfrom her break,
can you tell her thather dad left his camera?
It'’s behind the tiki bar.
- Sure, sure, sure.
Oh, I'’m so sorry, Sophie!
I-I--Totally my fault.
Are you okay?- I'’m fine.
I think I might have crackeda rib, but that'’s okay.
I have on each side.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I know.Super risky.
- And super foolish.
- Yeah, but I mean,Emma'’s right.
You know, witches and humanscan be friends.
But most importantly,they need my moves.
Yeah, bicep slicer
and go-go-plata.
- Hello, Lily.
- Are you using a spoon?
Good for you.
- Don'’t I always?
- You usually use your hand.- Oh, yeah!
You'’re right.
It doesn'’t tastethe same with a spoon.
Did you guys hearabout the fight
Emma and Daniel got into?
- No, what'’d theyfight about?
- I couldn'’t really tell,but it sounded juicy.
- Hey, Soph, are you okay?
- I'’m...
Yum!Cereal!
- It was probablyjust about Jax.
Or maybe it was about hermissing that date
the other night.
Or the Mr. Alonsobirthday party disaster.
- I didn'’t hear abouta birthday party disaster.
- Oh, yeah, well, before,it was bad when Mr. Alonso
wanted Emma to break upwith Daniel,
but now he kind of wantsto throw him off a boat
and feed him to sharks.
[upbeat music]
♪
[ominous music]
♪
- Hey, Mr. Alonso.What can I do for you?
- Oh, Daniel.
You can leavemy daughter alone--that'’s what.
- What?
Look, I know we'’ve hadour differences--
- Wait, wait, you'’re gonnaargue about this with me?
There are things that I can do
to make you regretthat decision.
- Whoa.
Are you threatening me?
With what, school?- With school?
- Principals aren'’t supposedto use their position
to intimidate students.
- Principal?Sweet.
I am the principal,
and if you want to graduateone of these years,
I suggest--- Hello.
Francisco.
Oh, I'’m so glad I found you.
I wanted to talk to you aboutplanning your re-birthday party.
Um, why don'’t you walkwith me, huh?
Can we talk?
- Hey.
- Don'’t "hey" me.
- What?
- [scoffs]So now you'’re going to pretend
like nothing happened?
- Yeah, '’causenothing did happen.
- I'’m glad you think flirtingwith Gigi is nothing.
- Flirting with Gigi?
I haven'’t seen her all day.
What are you talking about?
- You said you liked humans...
like Gigi.
- Why would I eversay that...
to Gigi, nonetheless?
- We were by the pool and--
- I haven'’t beento the pool all day.
It wasn'’t me.
- Oh, no.
If it wasn'’t you...
- Maybe somebodymade a clone of me.
- No.Not more clones.
I can'’t deal with--- I'’m not a clone.
It'’s just me.
You see?
What are you doing?
- I'’m gonna label you.
[upbeat music]
♪
Now I'’ll always know it'’s you.
- Until I shower.
- Then I'’ll have tolabel you again.
♪
- What just...?
Are you--Maddie!
- Don'’t worry. It'’s justa little brain freeze.
- Oh, hi.
You'’re Mia, right?
- Yep, that'’s me.
- You'’re the new lifeguard.
- I'’m a lot more than that.
[upbeat pop music]
♪
Is it guarded by griffins,
with a -story-highfountain in the lobby?
- No.
It kind of just looks likea regular old office.
It'’s got an elevatorwith invisible walls, though.
- I knew it.
I love those.
No!
[upbeat pop music]
WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell
♪ It takes a hold of you
♪ I see my dreams
♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪
♪ Come on
♪ Let'’s go ♪
♪ You and me together
♪ Look up ahead
♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every witch way
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
♪ Every witch way
[ominous music]
♪
[doorbell rings]
- Hey, Andi.
Come on in.
♪
- [grunting]
Come on. Come on!
I think I got it.I think I--
[grunts]
I don'’t got it.
I need something stronger.
- I'’ve been practicing,
and I thinkwe can finally make it
out of the bombed-outtrain station
before the zombie hordeeats our brains.
- Oh, uh, great.
- Aren'’t you going to lead usthrough the intro map?
- Uh, no, that'’s okay.You can do it.
- Are you kidding?
Last time I tried,you gave me an atomic wedgie.
- I gave you a wedgie?
Never mind.
Look, I'’m just feelingvery generous today.
Go ahead.
- Here we go.
[video game beeping, whirring]
Watch outfor the guy in the purple.
He'’s fast for a zombie.
- Oh, I-I got him.
Whoa, watch outfor the guy in the back.
Get him, the one inthe plaid shirt.
Phillip?
- Great.You know his name.
Now get him.
- Is this somekind of weird test...
to see if I'’ll zapyour boyfriend?
- What, my...
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.You passed.
You'’re too muchof a good friend to zap my...
video game zombieboyfriend, Phillip.
- I'’m glad you made upwith Em after she sent him
back into the game.
She didn'’t have a choice.
You know...
- Yeah.
Well, you knowwhat I always say--
"forgive and forget."
- Yeah, right.
What did you dowith the real Andi?
- She'’s with...
Ha!Good one.
- I guess, I mean,
if anything'’s going tobring people back together,
it'’s an evil Emma clone
or a possessedcouncil member...
or Jax trying to destroythe Realm
and take over the human world.
- Exactly.
- Okay, committee.
We need to get seriousabout organizing
the never-ending summer party.
Now, as you can see,I'’ve already come up--
- Um, that'’s notwhat we'’re doing.
- Um, yes it is.- No, it'’s not.
- Gigi, what do you thinkyou'’re doing?
Since when are you in charge?- Exactly.
- Since I told Mom and Dad howyou'’ve been using the waitstaff
as Maddie'’s personal slaves.
- You didn'’t.- Not yet.
But I will unlessI get to be party boss.
- Wow. She'’s almost as goodat blackmail as you are.
- Mm-hmm. Now, first orderof business--
decor.
- Ooh, ooh!
How about a lizard theme?
- That might bea little too, uh, drab--
all those olive greensand dull browns.
- What about fluorescentchameleons
and psychedelic geckos?
- Gigi, can you pleasemove somewhere else?
I'’m trying to work here.
- [sighs]
Come on, girls,let'’s go inside.
- Aren'’t you coming?
- No.
I'’m going to...
get a mani/pedi.
- I want to!- Great.
Proxy'’s doing them.
- Later.- What?
- Relax, Proxy.
I just said thatto get ready of Katie.
Now, do you want to hearabout what I found out
about Kanays and witches?
- Sure.- They hate each other!
- Yeah, I knew that.
Anything helpful?
- Yes.
I have a plan.
Since you are the last one,
it'’s up to youto fix things with us.
- What?- Yes.
You, Proxy,
are going to impressthe heck out of my mom!
- Please work.
Please work.Please work.
Yes, it worked!
- [shouts]
- Emma.
You'’re out.
Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'’m fine.
- Yeah, I'’m fine, too.Thanks.
- Jax, what areyou doing here?
- And what'’s withthe bicycle pump?
- I was trying to stop youfrom bringing Andi to the Realm.
And I had to find somethingto pry open the entrance.
- So you went with a pump?- Yeah.
And it worked.
- What? No, it didn'’t.We got kicked out.
- You got kicked out?
That'’s really bad.
- Aw, gee, we didn'’trealize that.
Thanks for pointing it out.
- Come on,let'’s get out of here.
- No.
We'’re trying again.
I guess we'’re going toneed that pump after all.
DANIEL: Uh, T?
- Oh, oh, they'’re the T.
I mean, there they are.
T.
Looking sharp.- What is all this stuff?
- Latest shipment from Grams.
- I hope this oneis what I think it is.
- Yes!
The muscle magnet!
- How did Grams get this?- Hurry.
When this charges,we'’ll see what it can do.
- Come on, guys.
We got some morestuff to bring in.
- Whoa, whoa,there'’s more?
- Yep, rocket fuel!
- Hey, do you want some juice?
- Sure, thanks.
- Okay.
- So have you noticed
Emma'’s been actingkind of weird lately?
- Weird how?- Um, I don'’t know.
She says she'’s gonnatext me and then doesn'’t.
She been doing thatto you, too?
- I mean, yeah,but I know she'’s busy.
[magnet whirring]
- Personally,I think it'’s pretty rude.
[dramatic music]
♪
- Emma, just let it go.It'’s not worth it.
- Yes, it is worth it.
The Council is wrongand close-minded.
Everything is witches thisand witches that.
We can have human allies.
Like Andi.
- Yeah, like me.
Yeah, well, they'’realready pretty ticked off
that you freeze timeand you skip boot camp.
This will bestrike number three.
- Yeah, like you'’reone to talk.
You'’ve been getting in troublewith the Council
since you'’ve beenin little witch diapers.
- Wizard-y diapers.
And, yes, that might be true,
but that was the old Jax.
I'’ve changed.
- Really?What'’s with the big change?
- Don'’t you know?
I'’m doing this for you.
- [gagging]
- And I wouldn'’tlet the Council hurt you.
At least waituntil they cooled off.
- I hate to say it, but...
I think he'’s right.
We'’ll try again later
after I'’ve impressed themwith my MMA moves.
- [chuckles]You do MMA?
I'’d love to see that.
Whoa!- Andi, let go of him.
Actually, that isreally impressive.
- Hey, get off of me!- No!
- Emma!- Wait, quick, grab her!
- [grunting]
- Pull harder!- I'’m trying!
- No!
- Do you want cranberry,pomegranate,
or orange/mango?
- [clears throat]
Orange/mango sounds great.
- You okay?
- Just got somethingstuck in my throat.
- You want meto get you some water?
I'’m sure there'’s some in here--
probably next tothe juice I can'’t find.
[sighs]
Whatever, I'’ll just go tothe kitchen
and get some there.
Mia?
- Hey, Daniel.
- What are you doing here?
- Andi invited me to talkabout joining your tuna team
when school starts.
- You mean the Sharks.
- That will dependon how good you are.
- Where is Andi?She was just in here.
- I saw her when I came in.
She was talking to your mom.
She told me to come here.
She'’ll be back in a sec.
- Okay.
I'’m gonna go to the kitchenfor a minute.
You want a juice?- Sure, thanks.
- Cranberry, pomegranateor orange/mango?
Orange/mango sounds great.
[suspenseful music]
♪
You guys are back.
- And you are...?
- Mia.I work with your brother.
- I'’ve never seen youthere before.
- I transferredfrom White Surf Beach.
Coming in to checkon your magnet?
- How do you knowabout our magnet?
- It'’s right there.
I can see it.
- Are you an HO spy?
- Tell us everything you know.- Mm-hmm.
- Quick, unplug itbefore she can see what it does.
- What, attract metal?
[all gasp]
- She knows too much!
- Daniel!
- This place isa total freak show.
[mysterious music]
♪
Oh, no!
- Here you go, Mia.
- What'’s up?
- You were--
Mia was just--
- I was making a call.
Yeah, I saw Mia leaving,and I tried to stop her
to talk to herabout joining the Sharks,
but she said that T accusedher of being a spy.
- Yeah, they thinksomebody framed them
for the prank they didat The Beachside Seven.
- Oh. That T.
Well, I better get going.- But you just--
- Yeah, I'’ll see youat work tomorrow.
I mean, I'’ll--I'’ll see youw-while you'’re working.
Okay, bye.
- Emma!You'’re okay!
- Yeah, I'’m fine.
- Well, what happened in there?
- I had a long argument
with the Council.
I really tried to convince themto make you a Guardian,
but they just won'’t changetheir minds.
- That'’s okay.
As long as you'’re safe.
- No, it'’s not okay.
But I'’m not giving up.
That was just round one.
They better be readyfor round two.
- Okay, first of all,
you really need to workon your boxing stance.
All right,legs shoulder-width apart.
Now, bend down...arms.
Get angry.
- Excuse you.- Sorry. I...
[scoffs]It'’s you.
Have you seen Emma today?
- Dude, give it up.She'’s with me now.
- Yeah, until she realizesshe needs a wizard by her side.
- Okay,maybe she doesn'’t needme,
but she wants to be with me.
That eats you up.
- Look, if you see her,just ask her to...
Ask her to text me,just so I know that she'’s okay.
It'’s a witch/wizard thing.
- I'’m sure she'’ll tell meall about it.
It'’s aboyfriend/girlfriend thing.
[ominous music]
♪
- See?
- Hey, Maddie.
Hey, Miss Van Pelt.
- [clears throat]
Diego'’s Kanay funkis extra funky today.
- Mother!
- Oh, Maddie Winky, come on.
Lately it'’s just everywhere.
- Well, I like it.
- [gagging]- Mom!
You promised to be nice!
- Well,that'’s because you promised me
you'’d make mea Francisco clone.
- You what?
Or, uh, can I get yousomething to drink?
Maybe a Papaya de la Playa?
- No, that'’s quiteall right-uh.
- Don'’t worry.It'’s on the house.
Check it out.Ready?
I learned some new moves.
And...
I added a twist of my own.
[air howling]
Here you go.
Oh, wait, sorry.
I almost--almost forgotthe garnish.
- No, no, it'’s okay, Diego.
- Listen, you deservethe best, okay?
- No, it'’s--- Don'’t worry.
- [screaming]- I'’m so sorry!
- [continues screaming]
- I'’m so sorry!Please.
Miss Van Pelt, please,I'’m so sorry.
- [screaming]
- Don'’t worry, Proxy.
We can try again tomorrow.
- Daniel!
[mysterious music]
Is everything okay?
- Yeah, fine.
Jax was looking for you.
- Oh.
It must have been about...
well, this thing yesterdaywith the Council.
- [clears throat]- Long story.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Witch/wizard thing.
I get it.- [scoffs]
Danny, what'’s wrong?
Are you jealous?- No.
- That'’s so sweet!
- What?
No.
Whatever.
- No need to be jealous...
though it is cute.
- You know whatI think is cute?
Gigi.
Hey, Gigi.
- Hey, Daniel,I'’m really busy, so--
Wow.
That was quite a hello.
- [sniffs]
Your hair smells amazing.
Is that coconut?
- Wow.
I'’ve never beenthis close to you before.
Your eyes...
So blue.
- Thanks, Gigi.I like yours, too.
You know why?
Because we'’re both human.
Wow.
That is so...
deep.
- Yeah, it is.
- Oh, wait, Daniel.
My new deodorantsmells really good, too.
Take a whiff!
Come here, Daniel!
- Not so fast, rebel Novoa.
You'’re late.
- True, but I havean excellent excuse.
- I don'’t want to hear it.
If you knowwhat'’s good for you,
you'’ll endeavor to makea good show of things,
especially afterour little encounter
at the boardwalk.
- I will, sir.- Mm-hmm.
Just...
don'’t extendmy sentence, please.
I'’ve come so far,
and I'’m thiscloseto graduating.
- That'’s true--you have made
a good show of things thus far.
Meet me at the test chamber...
after roll call.
I have somethingspecial for you.
- Special goodor special bad?
- That depends entirelyon you...
young wizard.
- About time you got here.
You called this meeting,and you'’re late.
- Huh?
Oh, I'’ve just beenwashing my hair.
Daniel likes how it smells.
- Daniel?
Emma'’s boyfriend Daniel?
- Daniel?"Got sick at a sleepover
and threw up on you" Daniel?
- He'’s so sensitive.
Even his stomach.
- Um, excuse me.Um, can we get on with this?
I'’ve got time that needs wastingsitting by the pool.
- Oh, oh, right.
Here, I'’ve got someof the new plans for party.
Oh.[chuckles awkwardly]
Oops.
Not that one.
- Ooh.
Are those whereeach lizard is gonna go?
I booked a giant Komodo dragon.
He'’s orange,in case anyone'’s concerned.
- No, that'’s whereall the cameras--
I mean, the bestcamera angles
for taking selfies will be--Next page.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait.
You'’re setting upcameras behind the bushes,
in the cabanas,in the pool?
- A lot of juicy fightshappen underwater.
- Come on, girls.
Let'’s go grab a prime spoton the beach today.
- Hey, Daniel.Yo, Daniel!
- Hey, what'’s up?
- When Emma gets backfrom her break,
can you tell her thather dad left his camera?
It'’s behind the tiki bar.
- Sure, sure, sure.
Oh, I'’m so sorry, Sophie!
I-I--Totally my fault.
Are you okay?- I'’m fine.
I think I might have crackeda rib, but that'’s okay.
I have on each side.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I know.Super risky.
- And super foolish.
- Yeah, but I mean,Emma'’s right.
You know, witches and humanscan be friends.
But most importantly,they need my moves.
Yeah, bicep slicer
and go-go-plata.
- Hello, Lily.
- Are you using a spoon?
Good for you.
- Don'’t I always?
- You usually use your hand.- Oh, yeah!
You'’re right.
It doesn'’t tastethe same with a spoon.
Did you guys hearabout the fight
Emma and Daniel got into?
- No, what'’d theyfight about?
- I couldn'’t really tell,but it sounded juicy.
- Hey, Soph, are you okay?
- I'’m...
Yum!Cereal!
- It was probablyjust about Jax.
Or maybe it was about hermissing that date
the other night.
Or the Mr. Alonsobirthday party disaster.
- I didn'’t hear abouta birthday party disaster.
- Oh, yeah, well, before,it was bad when Mr. Alonso
wanted Emma to break upwith Daniel,
but now he kind of wantsto throw him off a boat
and feed him to sharks.
[upbeat music]
♪
[ominous music]
♪
- Hey, Mr. Alonso.What can I do for you?
- Oh, Daniel.
You can leavemy daughter alone--that'’s what.
- What?
Look, I know we'’ve hadour differences--
- Wait, wait, you'’re gonnaargue about this with me?
There are things that I can do
to make you regretthat decision.
- Whoa.
Are you threatening me?
With what, school?- With school?
- Principals aren'’t supposedto use their position
to intimidate students.
- Principal?Sweet.
I am the principal,
and if you want to graduateone of these years,
I suggest--- Hello.
Francisco.
Oh, I'’m so glad I found you.
I wanted to talk to you aboutplanning your re-birthday party.
Um, why don'’t you walkwith me, huh?
Can we talk?
- Hey.
- Don'’t "hey" me.
- What?
- [scoffs]So now you'’re going to pretend
like nothing happened?
- Yeah, '’causenothing did happen.
- I'’m glad you think flirtingwith Gigi is nothing.
- Flirting with Gigi?
I haven'’t seen her all day.
What are you talking about?
- You said you liked humans...
like Gigi.
- Why would I eversay that...
to Gigi, nonetheless?
- We were by the pool and--
- I haven'’t beento the pool all day.
It wasn'’t me.
- Oh, no.
If it wasn'’t you...
- Maybe somebodymade a clone of me.
- No.Not more clones.
I can'’t deal with--- I'’m not a clone.
It'’s just me.
You see?
What are you doing?
- I'’m gonna label you.
[upbeat music]
♪
Now I'’ll always know it'’s you.
- Until I shower.
- Then I'’ll have tolabel you again.
♪
- What just...?
Are you--Maddie!
- Don'’t worry. It'’s justa little brain freeze.
- Oh, hi.
You'’re Mia, right?
- Yep, that'’s me.
- You'’re the new lifeguard.
- I'’m a lot more than that.
[upbeat pop music]
♪