fax machine I have to send something now
it's really important so you can do that
later I have to do this immediately you
don't have to do that don't try to bully
me Frank
there's an entire sixth grade home
economics class in Albuquerque New
Mexico anxiously awaiting a transcript
of my piece on White House table
settings that you're just going to have
to wait your turn
I have an airforce engineer in
California waiting to verify structural
defects in a new fighter jet oh and I
suppose you think that's important well
Frank without this information 17 little
girls in Miss homeys class won't know
where to put a fish fork
not to easy
come on guys I've got legal in New York
waiting to clear my copy I need the feds
and what are we doing huddling around it
for warmth take a number
everyone may I have your attention
please
there's a very important piece of
business I need to discuss with you it
has to do with the fax machine yeah we
need another one I don't think so not
after checking over these pills seems as
though some of us like to use this
expensive piece of office equipment for
our own personal use for instance on one
given day
Marv's wife fax from a grocery list
Murphy set up a basketball poll in ten
states and everyone fax the new Dan
Quayle joke to Letterman this is a
serious piece of office equipment it is
not repeat not a toy Oh fine
the Xerox is not a toy the paper
shredder is not a toy the mail chute is
not a toy what are we supposed to do for
fun around here anyway I would be happy
if you took the blasted thing back where
it came from what happened to the days
where the reporter had to actually leave
the building to get his story he didn't
need one of these he just grabbed a good
old-fashioned Dixon Ticonderoga and as
far as I'm concerned it's still the best
cheap reliable and you don't electrocute
yourself if you take it into the bathtub
[Music]
all right I'll say it one more time the
fax machine is for appropriate office
use holy semester
finally miles I'm a little confused
about something our love letters
considered appropriate office use
didn't I just finished telling everyone
don't you text that one from a secret
admirer
dear miles you don't know me we work in
the same building and I often see you in
the elevator
I've never done anything like this
before but I wasn't sure how else to
approach you I think you're very
attractive I'd like to know all about
you and see if perhaps we're soul mates
this isn't the place for this oh if
you're interested please fax me back
sincerely Miss X miles got a girlfriend
oh oh I get it
very funny Murphy a fake letter sorry to
disappoint but I didn't believe it for a
second my oh that's definitely not me
look at it there's nothing in there that
says you should meet her up on the roof
wearing only red jockey shorts and high
tops what kind of person would have to
meet someone this way well maybe she's
the woman you've waited your whole life
for but the only way you can answer is
by fax and I guess that wouldn't be
appropriate office use yeah maybe she's
gonna end up thinking you're not
interested I'm not just just the kind of
reaction you come to expect when you
have a highly visible job like mine
besides I hardly think I need to respond
to something like this to meet women now
what is this a paid holiday misters work
heartbreaker
[Music]
[Music]
Laurey
thank you
nothing it's just a small technical
glitch I've got it under control no
really it's okay hey what's going on
machine I did not
it's just this letter I'm sending to a
man mr. Sydney Jones from Boise Idaho
this what we have to look forward to in
the 21st century handle these things
I've always been mechanically adept last
year I made a spice rack for Dora's okay
thanks well go on a bunch of business
all of you sure by the way miles did you
remember to tell ms X that you qualify
for the good driver discount what do you
mean this letter reading upside down is
just one of my many skills
lucky man you old Paxson over
say you're owed back to the woman huh
well this is an original approach you're
sending her your resume Hey gimme a
break you guys I've never had to impress
a woman in 50 words or less it's very
simple mouth a woman always appreciates
security tell her you have a diversified
portfolio a decent pension and the money
market fund that way when you drop dead
at 50 because you work like a dog your
whole life she'll know she'll be well
provided for
that's the attractive middle-aged woman
who's easy pickings for any strapping
young pool boy who sodas in looking for
a meal ticket don't listen to him miles
women want a sensitive man
confessed to a few vulnerabilities if
you don't have any makes them up I
usually say that I cried when I read
Anna Karenina and that the best part of
sex is holding each other afterwards
this is a frightening glimpse into the
male brain less than to a woman miles
the most important part is romance
tell her you're still an old-fashioned
guy who still thinks expensive jewelry
is an appropriate gift
forget them if you want to get anywhere
with this woman take lessons from a
problem okay dear miss my dear miss X no
my dearest miss X my heart my soul may I
compliment you on your courage and
taking the first step see she's probably
worried that you think she's too
aggressive so you have to relay that
fear right off I say get right to the
point I Drive a brand new BMW and wear
an unusually large shoe
save it I'm already on the third
sentence I went in a witty / charming
direction another one of you Jesse Helms
jokes that'll really get mild some
action I appreciate what you're trying
to do for me but I think this was a
mistake
nothing that's gonna come from this
anyway it's not how people start a
relationship
well hey miles at least have a look at
what I've written it's really good I
don't know if you don't mind just like
forget about poor miles hey it's his
life we wasted enough time let's get
back to work
thanks Frank I think that's for me no I
don't think so unless you look
particularly cute yesterday coming out
of the men's room cleaning your glasses
this must be from my secret admirer the
little tiger wrote her back no Frank it
is for me I wrote her back and sign
miles Meggie what Oh Murphy this time
you've gone and done it
you'd better go pick up some number 25
sunblock you're going straight to hell
Frank it was a challenge just sitting
there waiting to be made you know how I
am about a challenge let me ask you
something Murphy are you planning on
telling him about this or is he just
gonna find out at the wedding I good or
what
this woman is hooked Murphy just screed
your piece on the IRS I think we should
all use fake names on the credits this
week let's go into my office and talk
about that miles and other things
what other things white why are you
being so nice to me Frank if you like
join us bye
so miles have a seat make yourself
comfortable no thank you all standing
okay miles you remember that secret
admirer who wrote to you last week well
there's been an interesting development
in that area let me just preface this
first by saying that I've done something
something people don't usually expect a
Murphy Brown a warm and caring kind of
gesture are reaching out sort of giving
type of thing somewhere between a fairy
godmother and saintliness although I
don't what have you done Murphy I wrote
Miss X back and signed your name what
you wrote her a letter well not a letter
16 letters these are hers and these are
copies of the ones you sent I can't
believe this this is an invasion of
privacy a destruction of trust a moral
and legal injustice and just a little
sick I'm surprised at your reaction I
thought I was doing you a favor likes me
I know she says I'm the best man she
ever had facts with
look at Tuesdays later the third pair of
yeah hey I'm funny I'm philosophical to
people who are afraid to rock the boat
have no business being in the boat in
the first place I like me can I say my
else you have a way with words she's
good too
accidents are a fool's explanation for
destiny deep deep Oh
[Music]
what did I say when she asked which
three people would I want to be stranded
on a desert island with Albert Einstein
William Shakespeare and Sarah Lee
because if you're stuck on a desert
island with a couple of dead guys you
might as well enjoy yourself a sense of
humor that's very important in me so
when you get around to the next letter
well here's the thing you're past the
pen pal stage this one just arrived she
wants to meet you tonight it fills oh
boy so happening so fast I don't know if
I'm ready for this you better be ready
she's smart and funny and exciting and
I've worked too hard for you to let her
get away you're right I have to meet her
after all I'm the kind of guy who
chooses to embrace life and all its
experiences
[Music]
[Applause]
Murphy hey got your home what are you
doing here
you're supposed to be meeting miss exit
Phil's in 20 minutes I know I was all
ready to go and then I looked in the
mirror and miles Silverberg looked back
a boring guy in boring blue blazer in
gray slacks you gotta help me Murphy
you know what his axe is expected what
do you think my sweater guy no come on
she's closed four times but bakers are
in spasm for Dewey buttons you're a
sweater guy v-neck cardigan crewneck
crew neck brace up slovers running shoes
running shoes okay
it's khaki scooter escheat jeans okay go
with the loafers blokes good do you have
any without tassels oh good
have you plan on moving in I'd better
warn you she can't cook won't clean and
I think I'll ask boyfriends buried under
the porch
miles has a date of these embarrassing
is gender a date all right I all we need
here is the right look something that
says I am your man let's try this it's
putting that back up
at least she knows what I look like I
don't even know that you mean you've
never met the lady a courageous young
lad she could be how should I say it a
dog or not she could carry a knife they
frequently do I remember once and for
did you get back to work before your
paint settles don't worry you're gonna
do fine one last bit of advice if she
invites you back over to a place make
know the nearest exit and never take off
your shoes
[Music]
why am I worrying about this it doesn't
matter what I wear I can't live up to
those letters quiz B Murphy art-deco yes
bonsai trees no they don't cookie miles
come on you're making yourself miserable
I think this is a good time to remind
you that miss axe was attracted to you
long before she got any of my letters
and if she's smart she should be worried
right now whether she's good enough for
you not your letters but you being
ridiculous aren't I
I mean I'm a Harvard graduate I'm
running a network news magazine I
finished the Capitol Hill 10k guys like
me are hard to find
you're a Murphy got nothing to worry
about
there you go miles you're gonna have a
terrific evening trust me on this I just
wish you hadn't told her I sang backup
on we are the world
[Music]
oh god what are you doing here I'm so
conscious and I'll go away go oh well
nice attitude after I Drive all this way
to save you from a shoe mistake here
these are better I'm sorry I guess I'm
still a little nervous oh hey hey you're
right these are much better
okay then Murphy thanks for stopping by
drive carefully I want to watch Myles
I won't say anything I'll sit where he
won't even see me come on you wouldn't
be here if it weren't for me okay okay
you could stay hey there Murphy miles so
tonight's the big day great is it in the
post now oh don't take it so seriously
miles it's not like your whole futures
rested on this one day although this
woman may be the one what tell are you
doing Murphy I'm just trying to give the
guy some encouragement it's not like
he's any good at this nobody came in
here with that Jackie woman issue I
can't take this anymore you're on your
own miles but let me just say you did
the right thing deciding the meter here
if you're looking for romance Phil's is
definitely the place to find it
Oh God well but that's her I know that's
her get real miles you're dreaming hello
miles I'm Madeline Stillwell his ex hi
I'm smiles liver bird miles Silverberg
hi I'm urfi Brown nice to meet you and
Murphy was just about to not be here oh
well
see you later Murphy drive carefully
okay okay I'm going
why don't we sit down you know usually
first dates are so awkward but I feel
like I know you already you know what I
mean yeah so uh we work in the same
building yeah I work in the claims
department for Blue Cross ah that's very
interesting
not really I just listen to people whine
about their health problems all day
[Music]
divorced no have you sure I like your
hair very much what's that supposed to
mean
nothing it's it's a compliment you're
very pretty
I hate being pretty guys are afraid to
approach you you end up staying home
alone at night eating junk food and
worrying about all that ozone layer
stuff world's a disgusting mess
why bother living
you like to see a menu
look I don't mean to be rude but could
you sit still it's very annoying
Chad's down the street lots of empty
booths knock yourself out
gee I never knew this place had a
bouncer well now you know my fault I
mistook this for a civilized planet hey
accidents happen no accidents are a
fool's explanation for destiny where'd
you hear that I didn't hear it anywhere
it's mine if you want to use it you'll
have to pay me a royalty now would you
mind you know it just occurred to me
people who are afraid to rock the boat
have no business being in the boat in
the first place I read someplace that
chocolate is proof of God's love hate
attitude toward mankind when I die I
want to be buried at sea off the
Martha's Vineyard ferry ever wonder who
you might want to be stranded on a
desert island with Albert Einstein
William Shakespeare and Sarah Lee guys
you might as well enjoy yourself
no you didn't mention in your letters
about your hammer toe problem
you don't have to tell you you're
nothing like your letters yes I am why
wouldn't I be here how about that
Wolfgang Mozart I expected you to be
more assertive but maybe that's good
though to tell you the truth I didn't
get most of what you're talking about
anyway you know if we're gonna make this
work I need you to be more nurturing can
you do that I don't know most men can't
my last boyfriend was like that
very cold dispassionate actually you
didn't say how intimate you expect to
get on the first date oh come on you did
yes I did bad well why didn't you put
that in one of your letters because I
didn't think it was appropriate for
miles to have been in a steam bath with
Phyllis Schlafly in the first place
remember oh right right but I have to
tell you I am so relieved to find out it
isn't someone named Miles Silverberg I
was so attracted to I know exactly what
you mean
you know she fought me every step of the
way and consequently had doubts oh boy
they're gonna be perfect for each other
how would you like to go somewhere for a
dinner of pancakes and bacon
you know those thin kind of pancakes
that are brown at the edges and go for a
drive with the top down to Chesapeake
Bay into a little Club where they play
all the oldies and dance till we drop
and go home and sit by the fire and
watch a tape of fellini's the white
sheik you read my mind
should we tell them what and ruin their
date do you think I should get this
lanced
[Music]
[Music]1
00:00:30,449 --> 00:00:32,089
fax machine I have to send something now
it's really important so you can do that
later I have to do this immediately you
don't have to do that don't try to bully
me Frank
there's an entire sixth grade home
economics class in Albuquerque New
Mexico anxiously awaiting a transcript
of my piece on White House table
settings that you're just going to have
to wait your turn
I have an airforce engineer in
California waiting to verify structural
defects in a new fighter jet oh and I
suppose you think that's important well
Frank without this information 17 little
girls in Miss homeys class won't know
where to put a fish fork
not to easy
come on guys I've got legal in New York
waiting to clear my copy I need the feds
and what are we doing huddling around it
for warmth take a number
everyone may I have your attention
please
there's a very important piece of
business I need to discuss with you it
has to do with the fax machine yeah we
need another one I don't think so not
after checking over these pills seems as
though some of us like to use this
expensive piece of office equipment for
our own personal use for instance on one
given day
Marv's wife fax from a grocery list
Murphy set up a basketball poll in ten
states and everyone fax the new Dan
Quayle joke to Letterman this is a
serious piece of office equipment it is
not repeat not a toy Oh fine
the Xerox is not a toy the paper
shredder is not a toy the mail chute is
not a toy what are we supposed to do for
fun around here anyway I would be happy
if you took the blasted thing back where
it came from what happened to the days
where the reporter had to actually leave
the building to get his story he didn't
need one of these he just grabbed a good
old-fashioned Dixon Ticonderoga and as
far as I'm concerned it's still the best
cheap reliable and you don't electrocute
yourself if you take it into the bathtub
[Music]
all right I'll say it one more time the
fax machine is for appropriate office
use holy semester
finally miles I'm a little confused
about something our love letters
considered appropriate office use
didn't I just finished telling everyone
don't you text that one from a secret
admirer
dear miles you don't know me we work in
the same building and I often see you in
the elevator
I've never done anything like this
before but I wasn't sure how else to
approach you I think you're very
attractive I'd like to know all about
you and see if perhaps we're soul mates
this isn't the place for this oh if
you're interested please fax me back
sincerely Miss X miles got a girlfriend
oh oh I get it
very funny Murphy a fake letter sorry to
disappoint but I didn't believe it for a
second my oh that's definitely not me
look at it there's nothing in there that
says you should meet her up on the roof
wearing only red jockey shorts and high
tops what kind of person would have to
meet someone this way well maybe she's
the woman you've waited your whole life
for but the only way you can answer is
by fax and I guess that wouldn't be
appropriate office use yeah maybe she's
gonna end up thinking you're not
interested I'm not just just the kind of
reaction you come to expect when you
have a highly visible job like mine
besides I hardly think I need to respond
to something like this to meet women now
what is this a paid holiday misters work
heartbreaker
[Music]
[Music]
Laurey
thank you
nothing it's just a small technical
glitch I've got it under control no
really it's okay hey what's going on
machine I did not
it's just this letter I'm sending to a
man mr. Sydney Jones from Boise Idaho
this what we have to look forward to in
the 21st century handle these things
I've always been mechanically adept last
year I made a spice rack for Dora's okay
thanks well go on a bunch of business
all of you sure by the way miles did you
remember to tell ms X that you qualify
for the good driver discount what do you
mean this letter reading upside down is
just one of my many skills
lucky man you old Paxson over
say you're owed back to the woman huh
well this is an original approach you're
sending her your resume Hey gimme a
break you guys I've never had to impress
a woman in 50 words or less it's very
simple mouth a woman always appreciates
security tell her you have a diversified
portfolio a decent pension and the money
market fund that way when you drop dead
at 50 because you work like a dog your
whole life she'll know she'll be well
provided for
that's the attractive middle-aged woman
who's easy pickings for any strapping
young pool boy who sodas in looking for
a meal ticket don't listen to him miles
women want a sensitive man
confessed to a few vulnerabilities if
you don't have any makes them up I
usually say that I cried when I read
Anna Karenina and that the best part of
sex is holding each other afterwards
this is a frightening glimpse into the
male brain less than to a woman miles
the most important part is romance
tell her you're still an old-fashioned
guy who still thinks expensive jewelry
is an appropriate gift
forget them if you want to get anywhere
with this woman take lessons from a
problem okay dear miss my dear miss X no
my dearest miss X my heart my soul may I
compliment you on your courage and
taking the first step see she's probably
worried that you think she's too
aggressive so you have to relay that
fear right off I say get right to the
point I Drive a brand new BMW and wear
an unusually large shoe
save it I'm already on the third
sentence I went in a witty / charming
direction another one of you Jesse Helms
jokes that'll really get mild some
action I appreciate what you're trying
to do for me but I think this was a
mistake
nothing that's gonna come from this
anyway it's not how people start a
relationship
well hey miles at least have a look at
what I've written it's really good I
don't know if you don't mind just like
forget about poor miles hey it's his
life we wasted enough time let's get
back to work
thanks Frank I think that's for me no I
don't think so unless you look
particularly cute yesterday coming out
of the men's room cleaning your glasses
this must be from my secret admirer the
little tiger wrote her back no Frank it
is for me I wrote her back and sign
miles Meggie what Oh Murphy this time
you've gone and done it
you'd better go pick up some number 25
sunblock you're going straight to hell
Frank it was a challenge just sitting
there waiting to be made you know how I
am about a challenge let me ask you
something Murphy are you planning on
telling him about this or is he just
gonna find out at the wedding I good or
what
this woman is hooked Murphy just screed
your piece on the IRS I think we should
all use fake names on the credits this
week let's go into my office and talk
about that miles and other things
what other things white why are you
being so nice to me Frank if you like
join us bye
so miles have a seat make yourself
comfortable no thank you all standing
okay miles you remember that secret
admirer who wrote to you last week well
there's been an interesting development
in that area let me just preface this
first by saying that I've done something
something people don't usually expect a
Murphy Brown a warm and caring kind of
gesture are reaching out sort of giving
type of thing somewhere between a fairy
godmother and saintliness although I
don't what have you done Murphy I wrote
Miss X back and signed your name what
you wrote her a letter well not a letter
16 letters these are hers and these are
copies of the ones you sent I can't
believe this this is an invasion of
privacy a destruction of trust a moral
and legal injustice and just a little
sick I'm surprised at your reaction I
thought I was doing you a favor likes me
I know she says I'm the best man she
ever had facts with
look at Tuesdays later the third pair of
yeah hey I'm funny I'm philosophical to
people who are afraid to rock the boat
have no business being in the boat in
the first place I like me can I say my
else you have a way with words she's
good too
accidents are a fool's explanation for
destiny deep deep Oh
[Music]
what did I say when she asked which
three people would I want to be stranded
on a desert island with Albert Einstein
William Shakespeare and Sarah Lee
because if you're stuck on a desert
island with a couple of dead guys you
might as well enjoy yourself a sense of
humor that's very important in me so
when you get around to the next letter
well here's the thing you're past the
pen pal stage this one just arrived she
wants to meet you tonight it fills oh
boy so happening so fast I don't know if
I'm ready for this you better be ready
she's smart and funny and exciting and
I've worked too hard for you to let her
get away you're right I have to meet her
after all I'm the kind of guy who
chooses to embrace life and all its
experiences
[Music]
[Applause]
Murphy hey got your home what are you
doing here
you're supposed to be meeting miss exit
Phil's in 20 minutes I know I was all
ready to go and then I looked in the
mirror and miles Silverberg looked back
a boring guy in boring blue blazer in
gray slacks you gotta help me Murphy
you know what his axe is expected what
do you think my sweater guy no come on
she's closed four times but bakers are
in spasm for Dewey buttons you're a
sweater guy v-neck cardigan crewneck
crew neck brace up slovers running shoes
running shoes okay
it's khaki scooter escheat jeans okay go
with the loafers blokes good do you have
any without tassels oh good
have you plan on moving in I'd better
warn you she can't cook won't clean and
I think I'll ask boyfriends buried under
the porch
miles has a date of these embarrassing
is gender a date all right I all we need
here is the right look something that
says I am your man let's try this it's
putting that back up
at least she knows what I look like I
don't even know that you mean you've
never met the lady a courageous young
lad she could be how should I say it a
dog or not she could carry a knife they
frequently do I remember once and for
did you get back to work before your
paint settles don't worry you're gonna
do fine one last bit of advice if she
invites you back over to a place make
know the nearest exit and never take off
your shoes
[Music]
why am I worrying about this it doesn't
matter what I wear I can't live up to
those letters quiz B Murphy art-deco yes
bonsai trees no they don't cookie miles
come on you're making yourself miserable
I think this is a good time to remind
you that miss axe was attracted to you
long before she got any of my letters
and if she's smart she should be worried
right now whether she's good enough for
you not your letters but you being
ridiculous aren't I
I mean I'm a Harvard graduate I'm
running a network news magazine I
finished the Capitol Hill 10k guys like
me are hard to find
you're a Murphy got nothing to worry
about
there you go miles you're gonna have a
terrific evening trust me on this I just
wish you hadn't told her I sang backup
on we are the world
[Music]
oh god what are you doing here I'm so
conscious and I'll go away go oh well
nice attitude after I Drive all this way
to save you from a shoe mistake here
these are better I'm sorry I guess I'm
still a little nervous oh hey hey you're
right these are much better
okay then Murphy thanks for stopping by
drive carefully I want to watch Myles
I won't say anything I'll sit where he
won't even see me come on you wouldn't
be here if it weren't for me okay okay
you could stay hey there Murphy miles so
tonight's the big day great is it in the
post now oh don't take it so seriously
miles it's not like your whole futures
rested on this one day although this
woman may be the one what tell are you
doing Murphy I'm just trying to give the
guy some encouragement it's not like
he's any good at this nobody came in
here with that Jackie woman issue I
can't take this anymore you're on your
own miles but let me just say you did
the right thing deciding the meter here
if you're looking for romance Phil's is
definitely the place to find it
Oh God well but that's her I know that's
her get real miles you're dreaming hello
miles I'm Madeline Stillwell his ex hi
I'm smiles liver bird miles Silverberg
hi I'm urfi Brown nice to meet you and
Murphy was just about to not be here oh
well
see you later Murphy drive carefully
okay okay I'm going
why don't we sit down you know usually
first dates are so awkward but I feel
like I know you already you know what I
mean yeah so uh we work in the same
building yeah I work in the claims
department for Blue Cross ah that's very
interesting
not really I just listen to people whine
about their health problems all day
[Music]
divorced no have you sure I like your
hair very much what's that supposed to
mean
nothing it's it's a compliment you're
very pretty
I hate being pretty guys are afraid to
approach you you end up staying home
alone at night eating junk food and
worrying about all that ozone layer
stuff world's a disgusting mess
why bother living
you like to see a menu
look I don't mean to be rude but could
you sit still it's very annoying
Chad's down the street lots of empty
booths knock yourself out
gee I never knew this place had a
bouncer well now you know my fault I
mistook this for a civilized planet hey
accidents happen no accidents are a
fool's explanation for destiny where'd
you hear that I didn't hear it anywhere
it's mine if you want to use it you'll
have to pay me a royalty now would you
mind you know it just occurred to me
people who are afraid to rock the boat
have no business being in the boat in
the first place I read someplace that
chocolate is proof of God's love hate
attitude toward mankind when I die I
want to be buried at sea off the
Martha's Vineyard ferry ever wonder who
you might want to be stranded on a
desert island with Albert Einstein
William Shakespeare and Sarah Lee guys
you might as well enjoy yourself
no you didn't mention in your letters
about your hammer toe problem
you don't have to tell you you're
nothing like your letters yes I am why
wouldn't I be here how about that
Wolfgang Mozart I expected you to be
more assertive but maybe that's good
though to tell you the truth I didn't
get most of what you're talking about
anyway you know if we're gonna make this
work I need you to be more nurturing can
you do that I don't know most men can't
my last boyfriend was like that
very cold dispassionate actually you
didn't say how intimate you expect to
get on the first date oh come on you did
yes I did bad well why didn't you put
that in one of your letters because I
didn't think it was appropriate for
miles to have been in a steam bath with
Phyllis Schlafly in the first place
remember oh right right but I have to
tell you I am so relieved to find out it
isn't someone named Miles Silverberg I
was so attracted to I know exactly what
you mean
you know she fought me every step of the
way and consequently had doubts oh boy
they're gonna be perfect for each other
how would you like to go somewhere for a
dinner of pancakes and bacon
you know those thin kind of pancakes
that are brown at the edges and go for a
drive with the top down to Chesapeake
Bay into a little Club where they play
all the oldies and dance till we drop
and go home and sit by the fire and
watch a tape of fellini's the white
sheik you read my mind
should we tell them what and ruin their
date do you think I should get this
lanced
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