06x08 - The Spoonmaker Diamond/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon: Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Love Boat". Aired: September 24, 1977 – May 24, 1986.*
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Set on the luxury passenger cruise ship MS Pacific Princess, and revolves around the ship's captain Merrill and a handful of his crew, with passengers played by guest actors for each episode, having romantic and humorous adventures along the way.
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06x08 - The Spoonmaker Diamond/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon: Part 2

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[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love
boat theme"]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Music playing]

Merrill (on radio): We
hope you enjoyed your visit

to kusadasi [inaudible].

Our next stop is
enchanting Istanbul.

I really feel good about
the work we did today.

You should.

I developed some of the film.

And we got some
terrific pictures.

That's not what
I'm talking about.

I-- I meant that i--

I really felt good about
working with you again.

Really?

Really.

I always did my
best work with you.

How come we broke up anyway?

The way I remember
it, we had three

great years of living together.

Well, you remember it wrong.

[Chuckles]

Some of it was great.

And some of it was terrible.

But this part of it
wasn't so terrible, was it?

I had the most
exciting day today.

How was yours?

Nothing special.

Oh, wait.

Wait until you see what I found.

And I even bargained
to get a better price.

Huh?

Where did you get that?

Oh, I found it in
the souvenir shop

in kusadasi this afternoon.

I just can't decide whether
I want to buy a chain

and wear it as a pendant or i--

well, I actually could
make it into a pin

and wear it like this.
What do you think?

- Put it away.
- What?

Uh, put it away.

I mean, it's gaudy.

Hey, there.

How are you doing?

Well, look who's here?

What do you think?

Mark thinks it's a little gaudy.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Not at all.

I think it's lovely, deary.

In fact, I'd like to
have one just like it.

Well, Mark
doesn't care for it.

May I?

Oh, sure.

Oh, don't listen
to him, missy.

It-- it's very pretty.

Mm.

Right pretty.

Careful, Mr. Stokes.

It's liable to turn
your hands green.

[Music playing]

Well, Sabrina, have
you consider my proposal?

Yes, Adam.

And I am very
flattered, but I don't

think I'm ready for marriage.

You're more ready
than you know.

Oh, no.

I'm-- I'm too young.

It's too soon for me to
think about settling down.

Believe me, it's
later than you think.

Sabrina, I've got
some news for you--

you're pregnant.

[Soft music playing]

Pregnant?

Are you sure?

There's no doubt about it.

Oh, doc.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you?

I was only when I
won this swimming medal.

I was so happy and proud
you would have thought

I had won an olympic medal.

And you still sent it to me.

It makes it all
the more precious.

Oh, that reminds me.

I have to give you a
new picture of me--

maybe something
from this century.

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I want that picture.

You know, I remember
when it came in the mail.

I couldn't believe there
was a girl so pretty.

I'm very flattered, gregori.

[Light chuckle]

It is more than
flattery, Julie.

What is it?

Oh, I don't know.

I-- it's not like me to
be at a loss for words.

Well, then say nothing.

Baby?

Wonderful.

Terrific.

Oh.

Sorry.

I better treat you more gently.

Oh, I am so happy, Joe.

Oh, me too.

We've got to tell your mother.

No, wait.

Now.

Please?

I waited through the ceremony.

I waited through the marriage.

I've waited through this cruise.

You want me to wait
through the baby too?

I will find a way
to tell her about us.

I promise.

[Soft music playing]

Ok.

Can you stay for a while?

A little bit.

Oh, cliff, I've
missed you so much.

And I've missed you.

It was always so
great between us.

I'll be back in a minute.

Cliff.

Cliff: Huh?

Where are those
pictures you took of me?

Oh, over there by the phone.

They're great.

But they can't compared
to the real thing.

Cliff.

Did you find them?

Monica: Yes, and I
also found this--

to cliff Jacobs
from cliff Jacobs.

You don't have a
magazine assignment.

You sent yourself this telegram.

Uh, yeah.

Well, uh, you see, I was
going to tell you about that.

Well, don't bother.

You'll never have
to lie to me again.

[Music playing]

Hayward: Hello, Stokes.

Well, howdy, hayward.

Something you wanted to
speak to, uh, Ms. Pierce about?

Ms. Pierce?

That's her cabin.

Well, don't that beat all.

Must have got the wrong door.

They all look alike, don't they?

Well, I guess I'll
get some shut eye.

Oh, you're a lucky man.

I mean, I've got insomnia.

I probably won't sleep
a wink all night.

[Soft music playing]

[Music playing]

Man (on radio): Good morning.

And welcome to Istanbul,
the largest city in Turkey--

a city of mosques, and
minarets, mystery, and magic.

Situated on two
continents, Istanbul

combines the charm of Europe
and the romance of Asia.

During your stay, you can see
the magnificent blue mosque,

the treasures of
the topkapi museum,

and the grandeur of
the dolmabahce palace.

And don't miss
the chance to shop

for oriental rugs, leather
goods, crafts, and bargains

at the famous grand bazaar.

Enjoy your day.

Gregori: Julie.

Gregori.

Gregori, where are you going?

I must fly to
Athens right away.

That oil refinery deal may
be coming through today.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Yes.

I'm sorry I will not be
able to show you Istanbul.

Oh, don't worry about that.

I understand.

I know this deal is
very important to you.

There is something else
that is also very important.

[Soft music playing]

Julie, you know how
much you mean to me.

And I've waited so
long to be with you.

I don't ever want to
be without you again.

Oh.

Julie McCoy, I love you.

And I want you to be my wife.

Gregori.

Gregori: We can have a
wonderful life together.

And I can give
you anything you--

you ever desire.

Could I have some time
to-- to think this over--

[laughs]

--And let it sink in?

I-- i'm--

of course, my love.

Of course.

I understand.

I must go now.

But when I return, I hope you
will bring me some good news.

Goodbye, my darling.

Goodbye.

Merrill: Oh, you're
right, cliff.

These are wonderful
pictures of Vicki.

I would like her to
be my new model--

with your permission, of course.

Oh, can I, dad?

Your new model?

That's a big step for someone
Vicki's age, isn't it?

Well, no.

There are a lot of models
who are my age and younger.

Well, Brooke shields was only
when she started modeling.

I don't know, sweetheart.

Oh, please.

Well, she always has
been interested in fashion.

This could open up
a big career for her.

Well, I, uh, don't
see what harm it can do.

Oh, thank you, daddy.

[Laughs]

Oh.

I'll make you proud of me.

I've always been
proud of you, Vicki.

Oh.

Emmett: Ooh!

That there blue mosque really
is something, ain't it, hun?

Oh, it's breathtaking.

Oh, stand over there
and take a picture of me

and Emmett with
all of them there

minarets in the background.

Sure.

Way back.

Way back.

I want the whole thing.

[Ominous music playing]

[Intense music playing]

[Tire squeals]

Smile.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

They drive about the same way
here as they do in Los Angeles.

Well, it's-- it's lucky
you didn't get hurt, hun.

Yeah.

You've got to be careful
on these here streets.

[Music playing]

We should all be
careful, Stokes.

Wow.

What a beautiful place.

Istanbul university.

It's really something, isn't it?

Ooh.
[Gasp]

What's wrong?

Well, I feel dizzy.

Sit.
Sit down.

Wait right here.
I'll get some water.

Ok?

I'm afraid I'm not a good
substitute for merrill, Amanda.

But he said he had something
very important to do.

You're doing fine, Adam.

This is a university?

Yes.

The Istanbul university is
one of the finest in Europe.

Oh, there's Sabrina.

Oh.

You all right, dear?

Oh.

I-- I just got dizzy.

It's nothing important.

It's probably just the heat
and all the walking around.

You sure that's all?

No, it isn't, mother.

I'm pregnant.

Pregnant?

Yes, Mrs. Drake.

And I'm the father.

[Soft music playing]

You?

First you try to
destroy my life.

Now you-- now you want
to destroy my daughter's.

Joe and I are married, mother.

We have been for two months.

Well, congratulations.

[Laughs]

You write a scathing
article about the drakes,

and their wealth, and
their-- and their power.

And you're part of the family.

What I wrote was the truth.

Maybe I went too far.

Well, if you didn't then,
you certainly have now.

Adam, please.

Take me back to the ship.

[Music playing]

[Camera shuttering]

Well, that's it.

I'm putting this film on a
plane to Rome right away.

And they'll have it
by this afternoon.

Well, how did I do?

Vicki, you're a natural.

You have the potential to be
a great professional model.

Well, Cheryl tiegs, look out.

[Laughs]

[Music playing]

[Chatter]

[Non-English speech]

[Laughs]

Mm.

This [inaudible] is delicious.

You sure you don't want some?

No, thank you, sir.

Julie, you didn't bring me
down here to watch me eat food.

You said it was important.

Captain, gregori asked me
to marry him this morning.

Wow.

He doesn't waste
any time, does he?

What did you tell him?

I didn't tell
him anything yet.

I have so many
questions in my mind.

Do I want to get
married right now?

Is gregori the man
I want to marry?

Those are tough questions.

Let me ask you the
most important one.

Do you love him?

Gregori is a wonderful man.

He's so warm and caring.

And-- and I know he loves me.

Well, do you love him?

Well, I know that life with
gregori would be more exciting

and adventurous than anything
I've ever dreamed about in--

Julie.

No, sir.

I don't love him.

[Soft music playing]

[Music playing]

You were a Jewel thief?

Yeah.

That's why inspector
sadu was on the ship.

The spoonmaker
diamond was stolen.

And he thought you had it?

Yeah.

Well, do you?

No.

You do.

I-- you mean--

you mean this is the real--

the real spoonmaker diamond?

That's right.

Emmett Stokes stole it.

I stole it back from him
and hid it in that souvenir

stand [inaudible].

That's incredible.

Yeah.

And that car that almost
hit you wasn't an accident.

Stokes arranged it.

He knows you've got the diamond.

And he'll do anything
to get it back.

Well, what's your plan?

Well, I haven't
worked that out yet.

But I do know that
I've got to be

with you every second
from now on to make sure

nothing happens to you.

Even in my cabin at night?

Definitely.

[Laughs]

I'm s--

I'm sorry.

But that-- that is the
most original proposition

I have ever had.

You don't believe me?

Not a word.

Dana, don't you understand?

[Soft music playing]

I love, Dana.

As long as you've got
the spoonmaker diamond,

you're in great danger.

Tell me more.

About the spoonmaker?

No.

About loving me.

I can't even believe that part.

[Music playing]

[Knocking]

Oh, just a second.

Gregori.

Excuse me, miss.

Did you order a
bottle of champagne

and a charming gentleman?

I sure did.

Welcome back.

It's good to see you.

Oh, come in.

Can I put--

sure, right there.

Ok.

Boy.

Well, you're in a
good mood tonight.

I guess your deal went through?

Oh, it went
through, all right--

right through the floor.

What?

This has been a very
interesting day, Julie.

This morning, business
had never been better.

Tonight, there is no business.

I don't understand.

What are you talking about?

It is all very,
very complicated.

You see, everything i'm
involved in is interconnected.

Mm hmm.

I borrow from the oil I have
in Venezuela to pay for the oil

I have in Amsterdam.

Then I borrow on that to pay
for a shipment to United States.

When the deal fell
through this morning,

everything collapsed with it.

[Laughs]

Julie, think of a roll
of dominoes falling over

on top of each other, you know?

Yes.

That's what happened to me.

Yesterday, I was a
rich man on paper.

Today, I'm a poor man on paper.

You mean you lost everything?

[Soft music playing]

No, Julie, not everything.

I'm still a rich man
as long as I have you.

Oh, what a wonderful day.

I loved Istanbul.

I loved dinner.

I loved your story.

And I especially loved
your saying you love me.

You still don't believe that
Emmett Stokes would do anything

to get back the diamond?

No.

But then I don't believe
in Santa claus either.

[Chuckling]

Oh, my-- now I believe you.

Had to be Stokes.

Must have figured you were
going to leave the spoonmaker

in your cabin when you
came back to change,

and thought you'd
been here and gone.

Well, what do we do now?

Well, for one thing,
you're going to spend

the night with me in my cabin.

Yeah, and no arguments.

No arguments.

I love you, Dana.

I love you, Mark.

And I better find a night gown.

Ah, no, no.

No time for that.

We'll figure out something.

Hmm?

[Light chatter]

[Music playing]

Well, is this the important
matter we had to discuss?

No, no.

Sit down, please.

This cablegram just arrived.

Monica, this is the real thing.

The agency loved
the sh*ts of Vicki.

And they want to pay big
money for the layout.

I'm back in business.

I just wanted you to
celebrate with me.

I'm really happy
for you, cliff.

Thanks.

You know, I have
to honest with you.

The only reason I, uh,
cooked up this scheme

was so that we could
get together again.

Cliff--

cliff: You know,
one of the reasons

I like Vicki so much is because
she reminds me so much of you

when you were her age.

She's got that
same warm quality.

She can't miss.

She'll take New York by storm.

Yeah.

And she'll have every man
in New York grabbing at her.

She won't be able to
eat a thing for fear

of gaining an ounce, which
will photograph like a pound.

And she'll lose her looks.

Ok?

She'll constantly be
worried about her looks.

Yeah, cliff.

You're really doing
her a big favor.

Heard any news yet?

Oh, yes, I did.

I'm afraid they turned us down.

Oh, well.

It was nice while it lasted.

Come on, Vicki.

Look at the
bright side, you've

been photographed by
one of the world's most

famous fashion photographers.

How many other girls
your age can say that?

You're right.

May I keep some of the pictures?

Oh, of course you can.

So how about a little dinner?

Ok.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

See you later.

Bye.

Why did you tell her that?

Because I think I've ruined
enough lives in my time.

Mother.

I want to talk about Joe.

Now?

Sabrina, there is nothing
to talk about now.

Mother, I love him.

Well, you didn't think
it was important to talk

about before you got married.

So there's nothing
to talk about now.

Can't you accept it?

I am your daughter.

Yes.

And I owe you understanding,
and compassion, and loyalty.

However, that happens
to be a two-way street.

Oh, please.

Can't we talk?

Mother, why are you packing?

Where are we going?

We're not going anywhere--

you are.

[Soft music playing]

Julie.

Yes?

How are things
going with Gregory?

Have you told him yet?

No, sir.

I haven't.

I couldn't.

See, gregori's lost
his entire fortune.

What?

I don't really understand it.

But he says because of some
business deal, he's broke.

Well, that's incredible.

I don't know how to tell
him I won't marry him.

I-- I don't want him to
think I'm turning him down

because he's no longer rich.

Julie, I can only say
you can't marry him just

because you feel sorry for him.

Captain.

Gregori.

Julie.

Gregori, Julie told
me what's happened.

I'm really very sorry.

Please, captain.

Do not worry.

The sun will still
come up in the morning.

Yes, I'm sure it will.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, sir.

Gregori, how can you be so calm?

I feel terrible about
what's happened to you.

Julie, please.

Do not feel sad for me.

What has happened is good.

How can you say that?

Well, don't you see?

This is a great opportunity.

A chance-- a chance for me
to make it all back again.

That's what makes me feel alive.

Julie, you gave me so much.

I want to give you everything.

That is why I cannot
marry you now.

It would not be fair to you.

I see.

I don't know how you would
have answered my proposal.

But I promise you this, Julie--

I will make it all back again.

And when I do, I will
search the world for you

and again ask you to marry me.

You are a remarkable man.

[Light chuckle]

[Music playing]

Man: Attention please.

English-language
tour [inaudible]

Will begin in minutes.

Morning, inspector sergeant.

[Inaudible] Hayward.

You have news for me about
this spoonmaker diamond?

Uh, you, uh--

you may not believe
this, inspector.

But I did happen to find it.

You have restored my
faith in the criminal mind.

I didn't steal it.

No matter.

I will receive a promotion
for this nonetheless.

If I were to deliver the thief--

any thief-- who knows what
honors might be bestowed on me.

But I gave my word--

no questions asked.

You are free to pursue
whatever it is you now pursue.

I'm legitimate, inspector.

I buy and sell precious gems.

How sad.

I liked your style.

You were always a
challenge to me.

And you were always
equal to the challenge.

[Soft music playing]

Well put.

Thank you, inspector.

Thank you, Mr. Hayward.

[Music playing]

Man (on radio): All those
attending the reception

at the topkapi museum,
please be advised the ship

sets sail for Athens at pm.

If you're not back by then,
we hope your souvenirs

include a magic carpet.

[Light chatter]

Ladies and gentlemen, may
I have your attention please.

It gives me great
pleasure to announce

that the precious
spoonmaker diamond,

which had been stolen from
this museum, has been returned.

My friends, the priceless
spoonmaker diamond.

[Chatter]

[Applause]

[Music playing]

Merrill: Ladies and
gentlemen, we hope you

enjoyed your stay in Istanbul.

Our next stop is
fabulous Athens, Greece.

Aren't you going
to finish taking

your pictures for the
layout of the acropolis?

Don't you remember, I told
Vicki the assignment was off.

Well, who's
talking about Vicki?

I'm a model too, you know.

And I have a lot
more experience--

unless you think that I'm not
good enough for your layout?

It'll take me two minutes
to get my equipment.

[Music playing]

Oh, one minute.

seconds.

Go.

Isn't this magnificent?

Amanda, are you all right?

Oh, I'm sorry, merrill.

I'm not very good company today.

I know.

It's Sabrina.

She's miserable.

And you're miserable.

I want to talk to you.

Mother, please listen to him.

I told Sabrina we
had nothing to discuss.

I don't care what
you told her we have.

You and I are going to talk--

alone.

[Soft music playing]

I know you don't like me.

That's your business.

But Sabrina loves you.

And that's my business.

I'm against the marriage.

I don't think you'll
make her happy.

What makes you so sure?

We're standing at the
foot of the acropolis

where Aristotle stood
over years ago.

You know what he said?

Happiness resides
in our definition.

Some find it to be
excellent or virtue,

others wisdom, others special
skills, others family and love.

Sabrina thinks it's
family and love.

A street reporter
who quotes Aristotle?

Just because I write
hard-nosed doesn't mean

I haven't got a mind.

- My mistake.
- Yeah.

That's the trouble
with people like you

who were handed everything
on a silver platter.

You don't understand hard
work, a desire to get ahead.

Now you listen
to me, young man.

My father started with nothing.

He built his fortune.

I worked in the Drake plant
when it was a factory.

I made $ a week.

I know sweat.

I know work.

And I don't control the town.

I support the town.

[Soft music playing]

My apologies.

Maybe we do have
something to discuss.

Maybe we do.

Now, go back to your wife.

We'll have plenty of
time to get acquainted.

[Music playing]

Move.

[Camera shuttering]

That's it.

That's it.

Extend your arms higher, higher.

Up.

Good.

That's goo.

That's good.

That's it.
Good.

Good.

Good.

Complete turn.

Look right.

That's it.

That's it.

Over your left shoulder.

Move.

Come on.

Let's move it.

Ok.

- I said--
- all right.

I am.

I am.

[Ominous music playing]

You seem in a
hurry, Mr. Stokes.

Yeah, i--

I got to get back to the states.

I got a lot of
business to do there.

You have some unfinished
business here too--

the $ , I've
already given you.

She's spent most of it.

My, what a lovely rings.

Purchased, i'm
sure-- with my money.

Oh, all those jewels were
given to me by my mother.

The coat too, please.

Oh, no.

Not the coat.

Man: It's part of
my interest payment.

The quicker you pay back my
$ , , the less interest

you'll have to pay.

Give him the coat.

Mm.

Give him the coat.

[Music playing]

I expect to be paid as
soon as possible, Mr. Stokes.

And I have friends everywhere--
even in the United States.

I know I can count
on you, Mr. Stokes.

Well, what are
we going to do now?

I guess going shopping
would be out of the question.

Inspector sadu.

Mr. Hayward.

Mrs. Peirce.

It has been a
stimulating adventure.

Yes, but not quite complete.

After all we've been
through, inspector,

it seems a shame
that the spoonmaker

diamond now in
the topkapi museum

is nothing but a worthless copy.

But it couldn't be.

You told me you gave
him the real one.

Oh, I did.

But the inspector didn't
put the real one back.

[Music playing]

That is a strong
accusation, Mr. Hayward.

If there's one thing I
know, inspector, it's jewels.

Ah.

The unerring eye
of the Jewel thief.

For one brief moment, I could
have been a millionaire.

Not really.

There would only be
another brilliant inspector

sadu hot on your trail.

There is only a
one inspector sadu.

Mark: True.

And to quote him, if the
real spoonmaker diamond

were to be returned to the
museum, there'd be no questions

asked.

I shall miss you.

And I you.

Goodbye inspector.

It's been a pleasure.

The pleasure is mine.

No.

The pleasure is mine.

[Soft music playing]

Well, Julie McCoy, I
guess this is goodbye.

But gregori, don't forget
we are going to start

writing to each other again.

Yes.

I promise.

Just as soon as I can
afford a postage stamp.

[Laughs]

Julie, I meant everything
I said last night--

I will conquer the world again
just to lay it at your feet.

I know you will.

Oh, but just to be sure, I
want you to have this back.

Your swimming medal?

Why?

Well, if you're really
going to conquer the world,

you're going to need all
the help you can get.

[Chuckles]

I'm going to miss you, gregori.

Goodbye.

We will meet
again, Julie McCoy.

[Music playing]

Cliff, we're all going to
be looking for your pictures

in the magazine.

I'll send you a copy.

So long, Vicki.

I'm sorry things
didn't work out.

Well, that's ok.

Well, goodbye, everybody.

- Bye bye.
- Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Vicki, I can't leave
without telling you the truth.

They really did
want you as a model.

They thought you were terrific.

I know.

You know?

Well, sure.

Monica told me.

Well, we models have
to stick together.

Well, it's ok.

I really didn't want
to be a model anyway.

I like it too much living
on a ship with my dad.

Thank you.

Bye bye.

Bye.
Merrill: Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Hey, it's almost time
to catch our plane.

Where is Julie?

Well, here I am.

Gregori says goodbye
to everybody.

Just think, Julie, you
almost married a Greek tycoon.

Yeah.

Even if he was a
poor Greek tycoon.

[Laughter]

Shall we go?
- Yes.

Yeah.

Good.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I have something for you.

Ah, bonuses.

Ah, no.

Better than that.
Pictures.

Oh, boy.

Well, I just
thought you'd like

to see where we're going next.

Here is the Los Angeles harbor.

Now we have a
picture of the ship.

We're going on the
pacific Princess.

[Theme music]

[CBS jingle]
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