02x02 - Somewhere Over the Rerun
Posted: 08/11/22 12:20
oh oh uh Kahuna what are you doing with
my drill drilling holes what for so I
can get the straws in these coconuts
what a hit
I suppose this means this is another
Gilligan's Island rerun tonight yep
ship set sail for that uncharted desert
Isle momentarily I think you're
overdoing this whole Gilligan thing why
cuz I'm making a couple of skipper
coladas what about the bamboo furniture
you ordered for your room hey I sent it
back wasn't even real bamboo was that
Naga boo be right with you little buddy
got a run Willy
Gilligan's on ya you better hurry you
missed this episode you'll have to wait
three weeks until it's on again you know
it's people like you who drive quality
programming off the air
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
Bravo
author author powerful episode so funny
you're telling me
Chaplin Keaton Gilligan the great ones
make it look so easy now
come on Kate the kid just watched
Gilligan's Island he needs time for the
nuances to soak in they can soak in in
the bathtub hi mom hey Kate
did I ever tell you how much you remind
me of ginger Wow
that's the same look of disdain that
ginger gives Gilligan that was a
compliment
boy she's no fun hey Willy we have to
talk yeah
speak to me Gilligan's Island why do you
think life there is so much more
exciting than life in oh let's say this
house Oh a view of fun here sure
when Gilligan's Island is on that's four
hours every day right there I'm trying
to make a point here and you're doing
jokes oh well by all means then
pontificate what kind of pie is that
Apple cliche in a crust why did you have
six pieces of it at supper the question
is why didn't I have eight because it is
boring man just like everything else
around here not like on Gilligan's
Island where every day is topped off by
one of Mary Ann's coconut cream pie al
I'm not going to waste my time trying to
analyze why you find real life more
boring than some ludicrous situation
comedy ah how erudite reminiscent of the
professor if you're bored with your pie
can I have it guess not
[Music]
so anyway see this big fat native girl
from the next island eats gingers
lipstick before Gilligan can marry her
boy wait don't tell me she goes back to
her own Island and she leaves the
castaways stranded did I give the ending
away somewhere that's how every episode
ends they never leave the island well I
must have overlooked the pattern don't
overlook the idea that you can leave
this room the fun never stops on
Gilligan's Island unlike some other
places with a fun stop during the
Eisenhower administration just go to
sleep I can't
I tried counting castaways jumping over
palm trees but the skipper's not the
best of leapers if you'll let us get
some sleep I promise you we'll get back
to this Gilligan business first thing
tomorrow and maybe maybe we'll even
build you a little Lagoon all your own
you'd do that for me yes and then maroon
you on the opposite shore Aloha
hey if you need some excitement you know
where to look where's that wherever you
hear this song just sit right back and
you'll hear a tale a tale
that started from a tropic port aboard
this tiny ship
[Music]
really there's something wrong with the
bathtub Oh was probably clogged with
Alps herring and it just refuses to
vacuum himself before it takes a bath
it's the faucet there's no water coming
on this although some water here either
I'm losing pressure out here so what
exactly are you doing out there it's a
surprise
you said surprise the dreaded s word
well what do you think I don't believe
it will he's swimming in the lagoon I
built it's just like the one on
Gilligan's Island from now on life
around here will be much more exciting
see it's exciting already you're not
happy about this are you just tell us
why you did it
it was Willy's idea what don't try to
worm your way out of this one you said
we'd build a lagoon I said we'd build a
little legal not the great Tanner we
okay okay I misunderstood I'm sorry I
made a boo-boo boo-boo
I want my yard back the way it was I
want to reuse I can trim I want grass
like an mow no water no and you are
gonna stay right here until I get have I
made myself clear
what are you talking to me load sixteen
tons what do you get another day older
and deeper in debt
oh well I'm sweating first time in 60
years Wow
I brought you some lemonade Thanks this
Lagoon water tastes a little brackish so
how much longer is it gonna take you to
fill it in six weeks six weeks it only
took you one night to dig it up yeah but
I wanted to do that this is painful to
me have you ever had to cover your
dreams with a big pile of dirt well I
once had to bury my pet turtle that died
oh this one does it say greetings from
Miami on it well
Carlsbad Caverns oh that was Brian's SiC
transit gloria mundi
I better let you get back to work yeah
yeah work work
oh this isn't work this is fun what are
you talking about Len I'm talking about
the thrill of back-breaking manual labor
huh my only regret is that you can't
share this thrill hey hey wait a minute
why don't I let you shovel a couple of
metric tons good night al Gilligan would
have fallen for that well break time
I must have slept through the night hey
where's my shovel where's my house can I
fish dude it's Gilligan
the skipper - you scare the fish fish
I'm here on Gilligan's Isle
[Applause]
[Music]
Gilligan's Island I'm in rerun heaven
did I catch a big one Gilligan Hitler
went up into your hat you're using it
for bait skipper don't worry your
biggest fan I worship the sand you walk
up where did you come from now Mac
melmac is that anywhere near Bora Bora
hey hey where are the others what others
the others you know the millionaire and
his wife the star and wait a minute how
do you know about all of us wait a
minute how do you know about all of us I
just said that Gilligan I thought it
sounded familiar
I get tired of it
lunch is ready I see we have another
visitor its Marianne and lunch two of my
favorite things
Marianne this is out these from melmax
how come everybody can get to this
island and none of us can ever get off
really you must overlook the pattern
let's see come on what's with the
castaways oh boy oh boy oh boy
Marianne did you make one of your famous
coconut cream pies no you see I noticed
our blood sugar levels were getting
dangerously high what's the fact when
were sick to death oh I never told me
that I was remiss anyway today we're
having mangoes
woah mango we're sick of mangoes too
like mangoes I'm just sick of making
dental floss for you people I got the
feeling you people aren't happy we're
not we're bored no we've been doing the
same thing day in and day out for 23
years yeah how would you like to listen
to this skipper's boring own baby
stories over and over I thought you
liked my navy stories I was a good
sailor oh we're all familiar with your
nautical record skipper your own one I
believe well you guys should be grateful
you're here on Gilligan's Island
are you kidding why we'd be out of here
in a minute
if smarty pants over here could figure
out a way for us to get off this rock
don't blame me every time I devise a
plan it's ruined by that Hiba tunas
sidekick of yore
Hiba tootin this addlepated Oh what do
you can't call my little buddy
addlepated will you stop calling me
little buddy I'm in my 40s for crying
out loud
stop it you people are supposed to be
funny and friendly and and wacky this is
our island you can't tell us when to be
wacky yeah who died and made you King
Kamehameha it'll keep you from fighting
oh let's reenact the time when the
headhunter came to the island now I'll
be the headhunter and Gilligan could be
Gilligan I've got a better idea let's
reenact the time an elf came to the
island to help us dig you'll be out and
start digging I'm not gonna dig I refuse
to dig I won't dig I will i won't i
won't i won't we're gonna build a
miniature golf course and we're not
gonna let the Howells play on them
should I go get your clubs skipper no
Gilligan it's not ready yet
come on let the furry little guy work
it's almost time for our favorite TV
show you have a TV oh yeah I rigged one
up using some bamboo a couple of coconut
shells in a 19 inch picture tube that
washed up on the shore
I even built a VCR yeah but all our
tapes are beta hey Gilligan diggings
really fun you want to do some forget it
even Gilligan won't fall for it what was
that for yeah I just felt like wonder if
the hulls need a fourth for golf
professor I can't see I'm adjusting the
vertical hold vertical hold looks like a
coconut to me give me the Hat skipper
and now it's time for The Adventures of
the Tanner family dinner family starring
Willy Tanner as dad Kate and his mom
Lynn Tanner as their daughter and Bryan
Tanner as himself this week's episode
Brian takes a bath boy this is my
favorite I had a bath of 23 years we
know
is delicious mom well I hope you have
room for some apple
apple pie I haven't had that in 23 years
that meat loss sounds so delicious - I'd
like to have something need that didn't
fall out of a tree
you can have lots of water son you're
taking a bath how does Willy come up
with that stuff the great ones make it
look so easy
why was that funny why was that funny
these are the most entertaining people
in the world if you ask why was it funny
they can do things we only dream of
balanced meals hey change their clothes
they don't hit each other with hats
actually they are pretty entertaining
can i watch a little don't you have some
dirt to shovel shovel jerk back home you
want home I'm here a castaway now fuzzy
buddy forever I don't want to be a
castaway I thought this place would be
fun now I realize it's only fun in
half-hour chunks but you wanted to be on
Gilligan's Island that's where the fun
never stops remember remember remember
that was wrong I want to go home I want
to go home I want to go home wake up
Hey Oh Willie you came all the way out
here to rescue me that wasn't really all
that far alpha was just in the kitchen
oh well listen I was wrong
adventure isn't on some uncharted desert
Isle it's right here in your own
backyard what's left of it that's good
to hear how I'll see you later well
don't I get to come with you what about
all that mindless treacle I just oozed
as treacle goes that's pretty sweet too
bad it didn't fill up the hole get to
work
I hate this place
[Music]
delicious meatloaf Kate best I've ever
had
best anyone's ever had best in the world
leave the best Thank You elf
would you like some pie what kind
coconut cream purse oh hi I'm sorry I'm
late for dinner
[Music]
nothing's wrong I'm the happiest a lien
on earth what could possibly be wrong
here in the fun-filled action-packed
Tanner household how's the backyard
coming well well oh I'd like to discuss
that with you at length and later would
be a good time he's been watching
bonanza well return the stagecoach
tomorrow
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
alfe is an alien production and is
distributed by Warner Brothers domestic
television distribution
my drill drilling holes what for so I
can get the straws in these coconuts
what a hit
I suppose this means this is another
Gilligan's Island rerun tonight yep
ship set sail for that uncharted desert
Isle momentarily I think you're
overdoing this whole Gilligan thing why
cuz I'm making a couple of skipper
coladas what about the bamboo furniture
you ordered for your room hey I sent it
back wasn't even real bamboo was that
Naga boo be right with you little buddy
got a run Willy
Gilligan's on ya you better hurry you
missed this episode you'll have to wait
three weeks until it's on again you know
it's people like you who drive quality
programming off the air
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
Bravo
author author powerful episode so funny
you're telling me
Chaplin Keaton Gilligan the great ones
make it look so easy now
come on Kate the kid just watched
Gilligan's Island he needs time for the
nuances to soak in they can soak in in
the bathtub hi mom hey Kate
did I ever tell you how much you remind
me of ginger Wow
that's the same look of disdain that
ginger gives Gilligan that was a
compliment
boy she's no fun hey Willy we have to
talk yeah
speak to me Gilligan's Island why do you
think life there is so much more
exciting than life in oh let's say this
house Oh a view of fun here sure
when Gilligan's Island is on that's four
hours every day right there I'm trying
to make a point here and you're doing
jokes oh well by all means then
pontificate what kind of pie is that
Apple cliche in a crust why did you have
six pieces of it at supper the question
is why didn't I have eight because it is
boring man just like everything else
around here not like on Gilligan's
Island where every day is topped off by
one of Mary Ann's coconut cream pie al
I'm not going to waste my time trying to
analyze why you find real life more
boring than some ludicrous situation
comedy ah how erudite reminiscent of the
professor if you're bored with your pie
can I have it guess not
[Music]
so anyway see this big fat native girl
from the next island eats gingers
lipstick before Gilligan can marry her
boy wait don't tell me she goes back to
her own Island and she leaves the
castaways stranded did I give the ending
away somewhere that's how every episode
ends they never leave the island well I
must have overlooked the pattern don't
overlook the idea that you can leave
this room the fun never stops on
Gilligan's Island unlike some other
places with a fun stop during the
Eisenhower administration just go to
sleep I can't
I tried counting castaways jumping over
palm trees but the skipper's not the
best of leapers if you'll let us get
some sleep I promise you we'll get back
to this Gilligan business first thing
tomorrow and maybe maybe we'll even
build you a little Lagoon all your own
you'd do that for me yes and then maroon
you on the opposite shore Aloha
hey if you need some excitement you know
where to look where's that wherever you
hear this song just sit right back and
you'll hear a tale a tale
that started from a tropic port aboard
this tiny ship
[Music]
really there's something wrong with the
bathtub Oh was probably clogged with
Alps herring and it just refuses to
vacuum himself before it takes a bath
it's the faucet there's no water coming
on this although some water here either
I'm losing pressure out here so what
exactly are you doing out there it's a
surprise
you said surprise the dreaded s word
well what do you think I don't believe
it will he's swimming in the lagoon I
built it's just like the one on
Gilligan's Island from now on life
around here will be much more exciting
see it's exciting already you're not
happy about this are you just tell us
why you did it
it was Willy's idea what don't try to
worm your way out of this one you said
we'd build a lagoon I said we'd build a
little legal not the great Tanner we
okay okay I misunderstood I'm sorry I
made a boo-boo boo-boo
I want my yard back the way it was I
want to reuse I can trim I want grass
like an mow no water no and you are
gonna stay right here until I get have I
made myself clear
what are you talking to me load sixteen
tons what do you get another day older
and deeper in debt
oh well I'm sweating first time in 60
years Wow
I brought you some lemonade Thanks this
Lagoon water tastes a little brackish so
how much longer is it gonna take you to
fill it in six weeks six weeks it only
took you one night to dig it up yeah but
I wanted to do that this is painful to
me have you ever had to cover your
dreams with a big pile of dirt well I
once had to bury my pet turtle that died
oh this one does it say greetings from
Miami on it well
Carlsbad Caverns oh that was Brian's SiC
transit gloria mundi
I better let you get back to work yeah
yeah work work
oh this isn't work this is fun what are
you talking about Len I'm talking about
the thrill of back-breaking manual labor
huh my only regret is that you can't
share this thrill hey hey wait a minute
why don't I let you shovel a couple of
metric tons good night al Gilligan would
have fallen for that well break time
I must have slept through the night hey
where's my shovel where's my house can I
fish dude it's Gilligan
the skipper - you scare the fish fish
I'm here on Gilligan's Isle
[Applause]
[Music]
Gilligan's Island I'm in rerun heaven
did I catch a big one Gilligan Hitler
went up into your hat you're using it
for bait skipper don't worry your
biggest fan I worship the sand you walk
up where did you come from now Mac
melmac is that anywhere near Bora Bora
hey hey where are the others what others
the others you know the millionaire and
his wife the star and wait a minute how
do you know about all of us wait a
minute how do you know about all of us I
just said that Gilligan I thought it
sounded familiar
I get tired of it
lunch is ready I see we have another
visitor its Marianne and lunch two of my
favorite things
Marianne this is out these from melmax
how come everybody can get to this
island and none of us can ever get off
really you must overlook the pattern
let's see come on what's with the
castaways oh boy oh boy oh boy
Marianne did you make one of your famous
coconut cream pies no you see I noticed
our blood sugar levels were getting
dangerously high what's the fact when
were sick to death oh I never told me
that I was remiss anyway today we're
having mangoes
woah mango we're sick of mangoes too
like mangoes I'm just sick of making
dental floss for you people I got the
feeling you people aren't happy we're
not we're bored no we've been doing the
same thing day in and day out for 23
years yeah how would you like to listen
to this skipper's boring own baby
stories over and over I thought you
liked my navy stories I was a good
sailor oh we're all familiar with your
nautical record skipper your own one I
believe well you guys should be grateful
you're here on Gilligan's Island
are you kidding why we'd be out of here
in a minute
if smarty pants over here could figure
out a way for us to get off this rock
don't blame me every time I devise a
plan it's ruined by that Hiba tunas
sidekick of yore
Hiba tootin this addlepated Oh what do
you can't call my little buddy
addlepated will you stop calling me
little buddy I'm in my 40s for crying
out loud
stop it you people are supposed to be
funny and friendly and and wacky this is
our island you can't tell us when to be
wacky yeah who died and made you King
Kamehameha it'll keep you from fighting
oh let's reenact the time when the
headhunter came to the island now I'll
be the headhunter and Gilligan could be
Gilligan I've got a better idea let's
reenact the time an elf came to the
island to help us dig you'll be out and
start digging I'm not gonna dig I refuse
to dig I won't dig I will i won't i
won't i won't we're gonna build a
miniature golf course and we're not
gonna let the Howells play on them
should I go get your clubs skipper no
Gilligan it's not ready yet
come on let the furry little guy work
it's almost time for our favorite TV
show you have a TV oh yeah I rigged one
up using some bamboo a couple of coconut
shells in a 19 inch picture tube that
washed up on the shore
I even built a VCR yeah but all our
tapes are beta hey Gilligan diggings
really fun you want to do some forget it
even Gilligan won't fall for it what was
that for yeah I just felt like wonder if
the hulls need a fourth for golf
professor I can't see I'm adjusting the
vertical hold vertical hold looks like a
coconut to me give me the Hat skipper
and now it's time for The Adventures of
the Tanner family dinner family starring
Willy Tanner as dad Kate and his mom
Lynn Tanner as their daughter and Bryan
Tanner as himself this week's episode
Brian takes a bath boy this is my
favorite I had a bath of 23 years we
know
is delicious mom well I hope you have
room for some apple
apple pie I haven't had that in 23 years
that meat loss sounds so delicious - I'd
like to have something need that didn't
fall out of a tree
you can have lots of water son you're
taking a bath how does Willy come up
with that stuff the great ones make it
look so easy
why was that funny why was that funny
these are the most entertaining people
in the world if you ask why was it funny
they can do things we only dream of
balanced meals hey change their clothes
they don't hit each other with hats
actually they are pretty entertaining
can i watch a little don't you have some
dirt to shovel shovel jerk back home you
want home I'm here a castaway now fuzzy
buddy forever I don't want to be a
castaway I thought this place would be
fun now I realize it's only fun in
half-hour chunks but you wanted to be on
Gilligan's Island that's where the fun
never stops remember remember remember
that was wrong I want to go home I want
to go home I want to go home wake up
Hey Oh Willie you came all the way out
here to rescue me that wasn't really all
that far alpha was just in the kitchen
oh well listen I was wrong
adventure isn't on some uncharted desert
Isle it's right here in your own
backyard what's left of it that's good
to hear how I'll see you later well
don't I get to come with you what about
all that mindless treacle I just oozed
as treacle goes that's pretty sweet too
bad it didn't fill up the hole get to
work
I hate this place
[Music]
delicious meatloaf Kate best I've ever
had
best anyone's ever had best in the world
leave the best Thank You elf
would you like some pie what kind
coconut cream purse oh hi I'm sorry I'm
late for dinner
[Music]
nothing's wrong I'm the happiest a lien
on earth what could possibly be wrong
here in the fun-filled action-packed
Tanner household how's the backyard
coming well well oh I'd like to discuss
that with you at length and later would
be a good time he's been watching
bonanza well return the stagecoach
tomorrow
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
alfe is an alien production and is
distributed by Warner Brothers domestic
television distribution