01x26 - Come Fly with Me
Posted: 08/10/22 12:02
Willie big news
the Alvers want a contest yeah oh let's
see you want a copy of cat lovers
monthly kind of a letdown no recipes how
did you win this
well I entered that publishers
sweepstakes thing I licked all those
magazine stamps and stuck them on my
entry you sent in all those stamps well
all except red book it's still stuck to
the roof of my mouth just how many
magazines did you win
check the front porch you didn't win any
sweepstakes you you've subscribed to
hundreds of magazines what explains this
personal thank-you note from Ed McMahon
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[Applause]
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well here's your cappuccino where's the
grated cheese
Willie Kate I have something to tell you
this time the old Alfred
really want something what now 11
records for a penny
this time the Elmer's one stuff for
everybody
pony rides for Bryan tennis lessons for
Lynn dinner and dancing for you two and
best of all for the old Alfred a toaster
I guess you didn't hear me a toaster we
heard you did I mention that the toaster
talks this is just a real estate
promotion a free toaster for listening
to a sales pitch about to vacation homes
there may be a pony ride but there's
also a seven-hour car ride to get to
this place I'm not driving seven hours
sorry Alfred Alfred
they lied to a child hi neighbor
hi got you a present Thanks won't you
come in I noticed you garbage cans have
been flowing over oh yeah we've been
throwing out a lot of magazines lately
yeah these insert things all will be a
fortune lon
I kept the perfume samples wife's
birthday's next week
would be touched as a mine hey you got a
letter from Rancho estates - oh yeah the
toaster people yeah we're k*lling me
we go to these things all the time hey
you want to go together together no no
we're not interested but because of me
no no I didn't mean that we'd we'd love
to spend a weekend with you folk but
we're not interested in the seven-hour
drive are you can fly there in one hour
yeah sure but who could afford it I'll
fly a tear for nothing
my friend lets me borrow his plane on
weekends you're a pilot yeah I flew in
Korea over in Shawn I took some commie
flak on my ribs you want to see the scar
then it's settled see you Friday night
after work at the airport
what settled what airport oh thanks
again for the garbage can Trevor what
garbage can this garbage can and Trevor
wants to fly us to Rancho estates way to
go mister oh we don't have to see mister
arc Manik in a bathing suit do we know
because we're not going what a weekend
with the AK monix well you know it's not
as if we have to share the same bathroom
do we know let's go anyway even if you
could get me in a plane with Trevor we
still the problem of leaving Alf all
alone well now maybe that's not that big
a problem Alf has gone six months
without starting a fire please see a
vacation would be nice okay let's go I'm
ready
Oh Oh am I going alone no we're going
alone come on which which means we trust
you off to stay by yourself I don't want
to be trusted I want to go that letter
was sent to me Alf I'm very sorry that
we can't take you but we can't
I promise we'll bring back that talking
blender toaster the thing you put bread
into a blender you put cats in to see I
need to go and teach you about small
appliances
now it's settled out we're going and
you're staying Oh fine I'll stay here
and talk to our old toaster of course it
won't talk back gonna be a long quiet
weekend for the old Alfred don't feel
guilty I don't feel guilty then you
haven't been paying attention
[Music]
fine with me
come fly come fly away
this is Captain I've Manik speaking but
those with cameras on your left is the
Tujunga toxic waste dump I'll fly in
lower so you can get a better view
no don't look at see it fine from here I
sure get a kick out of flying passengers
for a change instead it just cargo
where's that smell coming from and the
cargo hold where the pigs are so sick of
me why do we have to fight baby
backwards anyway I guess so we can keep
our eye on the pigs
[Laughter]
[Music]
there you go really this place is really
nice I'm kind of surprised me too the
hotel is great I keep looking for the
catch hello you must be the Tanners I'm
Bill Loman Sales Manager for Rancho
estates I was expecting you
hello mr. Tanner I think you were
expecting the hard sell well there's no
need to worry about that good because
after you've seen this slide show you
are going to be begging me to sell you a
home good day and at Rancho Estates
every day is a good day would it be okay
if we look at this later win later much
later
oh absolutely no problem
you know you folks should first enjoy
some tennis some swimming and some
fishing and if you need me I'll be
following you in a golf cart
you know we expected a sales pitch
that's no reason why we still can't
enjoy ourselves Oh buenos dias
[Music]
let's clear this up are you or are you
not happy to see me
are those chocolates how did you get
here I stowed away in Kate's suitcase Oh
No
now I'll have your hair all over my
clothes take it easy
your clothes are hair free and hanging
neatly in the closet back home what am I
supposed to wear here well I love what
you've got on now perfect for every
occasion
have we trusted you to stay out of
trouble I trusted you to get my toaster
but I don't see it anywhere let alone
hear it but the fact is I felt neglected
I'm a member of this family too you know
I just wanted to be with the people I
love and get that toaster can't we shake
this guy Brian quick you better hide out
from the bedroom all right but don't
start that slideshow without me looks
like when neighbors again you want to go
catch the 4:00 show actually we were
just thinking about going home what do
you think would that be out of the
question
he's joking right no the plane ride was
such fun we can't wait to fly again
tomorrow
on Saturday traffic school well I'm
sorry that plane is on its way to
Central America I can't tell you
anything else are you saying we're stuck
here yeah
tough luck at stuck in a resort hotel
come on let's cut a rug trip the light
fantastic do the Huskie I'd love to but
I don't have anything to wear
well what was in that suitcase of yours
it waited Tony Sun Tan Lotion mom tends
to burn but don't worry about it
Raquel then you're one of her dresses
now don't spill anything on Raquel's
dress I might want to wear it next
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dad what are you doing up so early
I'm sorry I'm I I never got to sleep I
spent the whole night listening to the
iconic snore you know pattern
I'm like a conversation didn't you hear
yeah but I just thought it was the ice
machine else
where's elf I can't find out I'm right
here really what's wrong
where were you out catching catfish
somebody could have seen you
no way this place is a mark before dawn
I wanted to surprise you guys by serving
catfishing bed eight Anna rise and shine
bedroom bathroom gotta clean the fish
come on Vee
a morning shower good you're already up
hey we've got a bidet Brian in the
morning his voice is a lot lower
sounds like he's shaving oh yeah yeah I
won't allow him devil moustache that's
good you gotta take a stand
listen since we're up already why not go
for a pony ride
oh thanks Trevor we're just gonna stay
here yes it's such a great room we don't
want to waste it by going out but you
gotta go out you gotta go to the big
sales presentation it's mandatory for
everybody all of us away from this room
at the same time yeah what the heck get
crazy
listen the buffet starts at 7:00 o'clock
but Kel have you dress picked out by
6:30 oh by the way she wanted to know
did you need a bra with that just the
dress Alf he's gone catfish don't have
scales but I won't be needing your
shaver anymore neither will I
[Laughter]
nice dress mom yeah you look real sexy
in that well anyone would look good in
this hmm you know you're not supposed to
be eating shellfish you'll have an
allergic reaction it's a lot safer than
the mixing of food Tana's II what oh I'm
sorry I was I was worrying about whether
our room would be all right all alone
our room will be fine dad it has a
toaster to keep it company hello room
service send another bag of bread to
room 13 yeah leave it outside the door
again
quiet I'm on the phone oh hey
and bring some tartar sauce
now let's see what you can do with
catfish you know your daughter is a
terrific tennis player you know honey if
you lived up here you could play every
day yeah why don't you tell your dad how
much you'd like to live here
no oh go on tell him no tell him no
we'll begin the sales presentation in
just a minute that's why we're here
right of course there are some people
who keep coming back for the free room
and shellfish last chance for seconds
revver you said you were only going back
for salad I did it's underneath the
shrimp they turn up you didn't need a
thing he's still worried about your room
no Willy was that
I warned them about that Mexican food
I tell you Tana I thought only rock
stars got kicked out of hotels yeah I
can't imagine what causes that toast to
the short circuit but I'm gonna find out
sure stunk up the place smell the burnt
fish all the way to the lobby
by the way how's that smell back in the
cargo section I for one miss the pigs
I'm sorry I meant the host down to
Jackals and Raquel I feel a little woozy
get me a broom Oh will you I warned you
about that shellfish Trevor just get it
alright I'll get it in a second I have
to put oil on my shoulders that hotel
ought to warn their guests about the Sun
quite possibly the worst weekend of our
entire lives you haven't stopped
complaining since I burned down that
room you back the jackets there hyenas
and I don't like them they're jackals
but why are they laughing at
lieutenant McIntosh give me the
coordinates we're almost over enemy
territory a one enemy territory
what enemy territory what do you think
that is the Mississippi River those are
the bridges at toko-ri now part of the
trip of the w*r is over
why I did over to the shellfish Willy
what's wrong
Trevor how serious is this allergy it's
nothing listen would you switch on the
autopilot where is it it's right down
there Thanks
I'm gonna get up move around a little
stretch for a minute so I don't pass out
[Music]
a something oh good the USO now relax
everybody nobody is gonna fly this plane
I'll fly it you we have an emergency I'm
the logical choice home by the way you
were right they are not hyenas but they
are laughing oh he can't even work the
toaster
well he did fly a spaceship yeah how
different can it be oh my gosh Raquel Oh
Ciel help me block the door
help is on the way we can bring him sit
down fasten your seat belt did you
figure it out can you fly it I think so
I need to see an owner's manual owners
mingled and I can't fly it
the laws of aerodynamics are the same
everywhere in the universe
yeah that's right what are they quick
all right easy easy
[Music]
this thing's a piece of cake check this
out I gotta hand it to you Tennant it
did a great job bringing in that plane
but the next time you might mention to
the airport that you plan to land I'll
keep that in mind thank you so much for
the dress I don't know what I would have
done without it
what a lovely weekend we must do it
again sometime okay but only if we get
the jackals come on baby
speak to the old Alfred are they gone
yes oh good then we could pick up where
we left off I believe you were thanking
me for saving your lives no I believe we
had already thanked you several times
well you could thank me again no please
all right thank you Alf we never could
have made it back without you you're the
best
alien that any family hold that thought
will you Willi my catfish are ready
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
the Alvers want a contest yeah oh let's
see you want a copy of cat lovers
monthly kind of a letdown no recipes how
did you win this
well I entered that publishers
sweepstakes thing I licked all those
magazine stamps and stuck them on my
entry you sent in all those stamps well
all except red book it's still stuck to
the roof of my mouth just how many
magazines did you win
check the front porch you didn't win any
sweepstakes you you've subscribed to
hundreds of magazines what explains this
personal thank-you note from Ed McMahon
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
well here's your cappuccino where's the
grated cheese
Willie Kate I have something to tell you
this time the old Alfred
really want something what now 11
records for a penny
this time the Elmer's one stuff for
everybody
pony rides for Bryan tennis lessons for
Lynn dinner and dancing for you two and
best of all for the old Alfred a toaster
I guess you didn't hear me a toaster we
heard you did I mention that the toaster
talks this is just a real estate
promotion a free toaster for listening
to a sales pitch about to vacation homes
there may be a pony ride but there's
also a seven-hour car ride to get to
this place I'm not driving seven hours
sorry Alfred Alfred
they lied to a child hi neighbor
hi got you a present Thanks won't you
come in I noticed you garbage cans have
been flowing over oh yeah we've been
throwing out a lot of magazines lately
yeah these insert things all will be a
fortune lon
I kept the perfume samples wife's
birthday's next week
would be touched as a mine hey you got a
letter from Rancho estates - oh yeah the
toaster people yeah we're k*lling me
we go to these things all the time hey
you want to go together together no no
we're not interested but because of me
no no I didn't mean that we'd we'd love
to spend a weekend with you folk but
we're not interested in the seven-hour
drive are you can fly there in one hour
yeah sure but who could afford it I'll
fly a tear for nothing
my friend lets me borrow his plane on
weekends you're a pilot yeah I flew in
Korea over in Shawn I took some commie
flak on my ribs you want to see the scar
then it's settled see you Friday night
after work at the airport
what settled what airport oh thanks
again for the garbage can Trevor what
garbage can this garbage can and Trevor
wants to fly us to Rancho estates way to
go mister oh we don't have to see mister
arc Manik in a bathing suit do we know
because we're not going what a weekend
with the AK monix well you know it's not
as if we have to share the same bathroom
do we know let's go anyway even if you
could get me in a plane with Trevor we
still the problem of leaving Alf all
alone well now maybe that's not that big
a problem Alf has gone six months
without starting a fire please see a
vacation would be nice okay let's go I'm
ready
Oh Oh am I going alone no we're going
alone come on which which means we trust
you off to stay by yourself I don't want
to be trusted I want to go that letter
was sent to me Alf I'm very sorry that
we can't take you but we can't
I promise we'll bring back that talking
blender toaster the thing you put bread
into a blender you put cats in to see I
need to go and teach you about small
appliances
now it's settled out we're going and
you're staying Oh fine I'll stay here
and talk to our old toaster of course it
won't talk back gonna be a long quiet
weekend for the old Alfred don't feel
guilty I don't feel guilty then you
haven't been paying attention
[Music]
fine with me
come fly come fly away
this is Captain I've Manik speaking but
those with cameras on your left is the
Tujunga toxic waste dump I'll fly in
lower so you can get a better view
no don't look at see it fine from here I
sure get a kick out of flying passengers
for a change instead it just cargo
where's that smell coming from and the
cargo hold where the pigs are so sick of
me why do we have to fight baby
backwards anyway I guess so we can keep
our eye on the pigs
[Laughter]
[Music]
there you go really this place is really
nice I'm kind of surprised me too the
hotel is great I keep looking for the
catch hello you must be the Tanners I'm
Bill Loman Sales Manager for Rancho
estates I was expecting you
hello mr. Tanner I think you were
expecting the hard sell well there's no
need to worry about that good because
after you've seen this slide show you
are going to be begging me to sell you a
home good day and at Rancho Estates
every day is a good day would it be okay
if we look at this later win later much
later
oh absolutely no problem
you know you folks should first enjoy
some tennis some swimming and some
fishing and if you need me I'll be
following you in a golf cart
you know we expected a sales pitch
that's no reason why we still can't
enjoy ourselves Oh buenos dias
[Music]
let's clear this up are you or are you
not happy to see me
are those chocolates how did you get
here I stowed away in Kate's suitcase Oh
No
now I'll have your hair all over my
clothes take it easy
your clothes are hair free and hanging
neatly in the closet back home what am I
supposed to wear here well I love what
you've got on now perfect for every
occasion
have we trusted you to stay out of
trouble I trusted you to get my toaster
but I don't see it anywhere let alone
hear it but the fact is I felt neglected
I'm a member of this family too you know
I just wanted to be with the people I
love and get that toaster can't we shake
this guy Brian quick you better hide out
from the bedroom all right but don't
start that slideshow without me looks
like when neighbors again you want to go
catch the 4:00 show actually we were
just thinking about going home what do
you think would that be out of the
question
he's joking right no the plane ride was
such fun we can't wait to fly again
tomorrow
on Saturday traffic school well I'm
sorry that plane is on its way to
Central America I can't tell you
anything else are you saying we're stuck
here yeah
tough luck at stuck in a resort hotel
come on let's cut a rug trip the light
fantastic do the Huskie I'd love to but
I don't have anything to wear
well what was in that suitcase of yours
it waited Tony Sun Tan Lotion mom tends
to burn but don't worry about it
Raquel then you're one of her dresses
now don't spill anything on Raquel's
dress I might want to wear it next
[Music]
dad what are you doing up so early
I'm sorry I'm I I never got to sleep I
spent the whole night listening to the
iconic snore you know pattern
I'm like a conversation didn't you hear
yeah but I just thought it was the ice
machine else
where's elf I can't find out I'm right
here really what's wrong
where were you out catching catfish
somebody could have seen you
no way this place is a mark before dawn
I wanted to surprise you guys by serving
catfishing bed eight Anna rise and shine
bedroom bathroom gotta clean the fish
come on Vee
a morning shower good you're already up
hey we've got a bidet Brian in the
morning his voice is a lot lower
sounds like he's shaving oh yeah yeah I
won't allow him devil moustache that's
good you gotta take a stand
listen since we're up already why not go
for a pony ride
oh thanks Trevor we're just gonna stay
here yes it's such a great room we don't
want to waste it by going out but you
gotta go out you gotta go to the big
sales presentation it's mandatory for
everybody all of us away from this room
at the same time yeah what the heck get
crazy
listen the buffet starts at 7:00 o'clock
but Kel have you dress picked out by
6:30 oh by the way she wanted to know
did you need a bra with that just the
dress Alf he's gone catfish don't have
scales but I won't be needing your
shaver anymore neither will I
[Laughter]
nice dress mom yeah you look real sexy
in that well anyone would look good in
this hmm you know you're not supposed to
be eating shellfish you'll have an
allergic reaction it's a lot safer than
the mixing of food Tana's II what oh I'm
sorry I was I was worrying about whether
our room would be all right all alone
our room will be fine dad it has a
toaster to keep it company hello room
service send another bag of bread to
room 13 yeah leave it outside the door
again
quiet I'm on the phone oh hey
and bring some tartar sauce
now let's see what you can do with
catfish you know your daughter is a
terrific tennis player you know honey if
you lived up here you could play every
day yeah why don't you tell your dad how
much you'd like to live here
no oh go on tell him no tell him no
we'll begin the sales presentation in
just a minute that's why we're here
right of course there are some people
who keep coming back for the free room
and shellfish last chance for seconds
revver you said you were only going back
for salad I did it's underneath the
shrimp they turn up you didn't need a
thing he's still worried about your room
no Willy was that
I warned them about that Mexican food
I tell you Tana I thought only rock
stars got kicked out of hotels yeah I
can't imagine what causes that toast to
the short circuit but I'm gonna find out
sure stunk up the place smell the burnt
fish all the way to the lobby
by the way how's that smell back in the
cargo section I for one miss the pigs
I'm sorry I meant the host down to
Jackals and Raquel I feel a little woozy
get me a broom Oh will you I warned you
about that shellfish Trevor just get it
alright I'll get it in a second I have
to put oil on my shoulders that hotel
ought to warn their guests about the Sun
quite possibly the worst weekend of our
entire lives you haven't stopped
complaining since I burned down that
room you back the jackets there hyenas
and I don't like them they're jackals
but why are they laughing at
lieutenant McIntosh give me the
coordinates we're almost over enemy
territory a one enemy territory
what enemy territory what do you think
that is the Mississippi River those are
the bridges at toko-ri now part of the
trip of the w*r is over
why I did over to the shellfish Willy
what's wrong
Trevor how serious is this allergy it's
nothing listen would you switch on the
autopilot where is it it's right down
there Thanks
I'm gonna get up move around a little
stretch for a minute so I don't pass out
[Music]
a something oh good the USO now relax
everybody nobody is gonna fly this plane
I'll fly it you we have an emergency I'm
the logical choice home by the way you
were right they are not hyenas but they
are laughing oh he can't even work the
toaster
well he did fly a spaceship yeah how
different can it be oh my gosh Raquel Oh
Ciel help me block the door
help is on the way we can bring him sit
down fasten your seat belt did you
figure it out can you fly it I think so
I need to see an owner's manual owners
mingled and I can't fly it
the laws of aerodynamics are the same
everywhere in the universe
yeah that's right what are they quick
all right easy easy
[Music]
this thing's a piece of cake check this
out I gotta hand it to you Tennant it
did a great job bringing in that plane
but the next time you might mention to
the airport that you plan to land I'll
keep that in mind thank you so much for
the dress I don't know what I would have
done without it
what a lovely weekend we must do it
again sometime okay but only if we get
the jackals come on baby
speak to the old Alfred are they gone
yes oh good then we could pick up where
we left off I believe you were thanking
me for saving your lives no I believe we
had already thanked you several times
well you could thank me again no please
all right thank you Alf we never could
have made it back without you you're the
best
alien that any family hold that thought
will you Willi my catfish are ready
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]