03x32 - Smurfy Acres/No Time for Smurfs
Posted: 07/25/22 16:22
we now return to smurfs
you're absolutely right asriel the full
moon is particularly lovely in its final
phase and we both know what that means
don't we
[Music]
at sunrise the great book of spells will
be at my command all day long and it
will be a long day indeed for the smurfs
is every smoke here
yes
[Music]
it looks like rain i was hoping to
replace the roof on my house today take
a work crew out to the mushroom fields
and find a new roof we'll be back before
lunch papa smurf
come mastery hell
it's time
[Music]
i know it's spooky down here but the
great book likes it that way
why you miserable coward now where did i
drop that candle oh i wish i had a
little light to see bye
[Music]
great book of spells
you're awake how could i possibly sleep
with all the racket you're making
forgive me oh great book of spells but
as you know
the final phase of the full moon has
just occurred and well
i know i know
i owe you one full day of wishes
let's just get it over with i think i
finally figured out exactly the spell
that i need
[Music]
yes this time it's foolproof
nothing is foolproof where you're
involved well what i need is a spell
that will create a new smart village a
village so much better than the old
smurf village that the little blue
beasts will flock to it and when they
move in
[Music]
that's when i spring the trap you're all
right
find your place where the mushrooms grow
grind up the feathers of a full-grown
crow
add to this toenails from a badger's toe
over the mushrooms this mixture from
[Music]
oh
isn't it breathtaking not real
marvelous now all we have to do is fill
it with smurfs
[Music]
there's a band of the little blue twits
right now candy these mushroom caps
aren't nearly big enough to papa smurf
through maybe there's a big one down
near the river no no no no no not that
way you stupid fools the other way to
the new smurf glitch
[Music]
i don't understand it every time you
give me a spell you leave something out
i leave nothing out you witness wizard
maybe it is all right all right all
right but what i need is a way to
attract the smurfs to the new village
find g2 mirrors of equal size
rub on the wings of dragonflies stick
out your tongue and cross your eyes
and say three times the word advertise
advertise advertise
nothing happened yes the spell didn't
work
[Music]
what's the matter with you
huh fancy that i look in here it comes
out there in my voice too oh my asriel
this will be my greatest trap of all
uh this is an honest taste
don't you think
this mushroom cap is just the right size
handy poplar
look at that that is absolutely the
smurfiest mirror i have ever seen
oh be careful
it might be some sort of stretch don't
be silly smurfette the mirror is the
smurfiest invention of all time
when did i grow up here
hello hello my smurfy friends and
congratulations you are now the proud
owners of a magic mirror with this
mirror your whole village can watch the
smurfy acres show at noon today this
magic mirror is a one-time offer for
smurfs only absolutely free
[Music]
he says the mirror is magic and it's all
mine
excuse me it's all ours
now i'd better practice my sales
technique noon is only a short time away
hmm
and you say a face actually appeared in
the mirror and told you it was a gift
yes papa smurf and you told us to watch
the smurfy acres show at noon today
well i'll be smurf
well i can't see what harm a reflection
in the mirror can do
yes you may
[Music]
hey hiya watch yes pups and welcome to
the smurfy acres show the show that
makes you want to sing a little song do
a little dance and move to smurfy acres
[Music]
move to smurfy acres that's right smurfy
acres the brand new village that's just
like your village only much better
smurfy acres the beautiful village built
with smurfs in mind swimming pools
playing fields playgrounds and an
18-hole smurf course just for your
enjoyment
but more about smurfy acres later first
let's laugh along with one of the
funniest jesters ever let's hear a nice
round of applause for tom fullady
[Music]
[Applause]
sound smite since my bet that funny
thing happened to me on a way to smoky
acres i ran into this smoke that lives
in the old swipe village and he said his
house was so small he had to step
outside to change his mind
anderson that what he's two smoke see
walking in the forest well one smite
said to the other smoke haven't i smoked
you someplace before and the other swipe
said i don't know where have you smite
before
there's something funny about that
jester if you ask me papa smurf he's not
funny at all
no i mean familiar
now let's hear it for tom fuller
and now the part of the show you've all
been waiting for this is smurfy acres
the village built just for smurfs all of
the conveniences that you could ever
want and you don't have to work at all
and for a limited time only believe it
or not we are giving away homes in
smurfy acres
[Music]
giving away houses that's right and how
do you get to smurfy acres just follow
the dry stream bed to mushroom hollow go
half a league north to the fallen maple
[Music]
smurfette i think we better look into
this oh joy oh rapturos real they're
coming stampeding to their doom like a
herd of little blue cattle
now to cast the spell that traps them
forever
this year is better than the old
swimming hole
[Music]
now this is the life
[Music]
mark by words jokey someday this will be
a sport every successful smurf will play
[Music]
nevertheless i have a very bad feeling
about this
just as i thought
now
for the final touch
stand down your hands give your knee a
slap
ouch
say walla walla and you spring the trap
[Music]
the wonder of it at last i've captured
every smurf i can't wait to get my hands
on those little but how can i with this
big stupid wall in my way
curse that idiot book every time it
gives me a spell something goes wrong
oh papa smurf you were right all the
smurfs are traps
come smurfhead we must hurry back to the
village i must mix a spell that will
make a hole in that magic wall a papa
smurf what if gargamel gets back before
we do i have just the plan to take care
of that too
we must hurry
[Music]
there i've magically altered this mirror
so that it will show gargamel what this
mirror see
oh i hope i do it right papa smurf
you'll be fine smurfette just keep
gargamel interested until i can free the
spurts
all right papa smurf
[Music]
huh
what is this welcome to every wizard's
favorite dinnertime joke cooking with
smells today we're going to tell you how
to make smurf surprise hmm
be a surprise all right
sir take a handful of snap
oh that will be easy enough
then not have them in hickory butter
until they're golden brown
[Music]
next
add a dash of cinnamon a pinch of salt
and two fresh eggs
come my little smurfs and hurry
then get some onions and peppercorns
ground to a fine powder
yes but but hurry will you please it's
getting dark it's getting dark
no no no no no
[Music]
surprise
they've done it to me again
i'll never catch those rotten smurfs
never never never
ah home at last be it ever so humble
there's no place like home
[Music]
[Music]
and all to time
time it is a smurfy thing summer winter
fall and spring every tree and every
flower growing with each passing out
hey poet come join our game yeah
some of us have more important things to
smurf
i got it i got it no no no clumsy
obviously that shot was intended for me
[Music]
[Applause]
now look what you've done clumsy huh
gosh i'm sorry brady well i guess that's
the end of our smurf ball game no
problem we can get the ball back handy
do you think we should go down there it
looks dangerous look there's a path all
the way down we can smurf there safely
good show handy like papa smurf always
says nothing ventured nothing gain he
also says dare to fail and you will
always succeed and furthermore
hey wait for me
maybe it went in there possibly be
careful
oh it's dark and creepy in here oh
there's nothing to be afraid of it's
perfectly safe
i hope
there it is gosh it looks like a room i
always knew my keen sense of direction
will lead us right to the ball
look i wonder what's in there i don't
know let's find out wait for me
oh
what a strange place it looks like no
one's been in here for a hundred years
[Music]
[Music]
well this place could really use a
thorough cleaning i have never seen so
much dust and a sensitive smurf such as
myself should never be exposed to
in fact
oh gosh
what is it it's an hourglass clumsy uh
what's it do it tells the time
what'll it think out next i wonder if
this crank still works
[Music]
[Applause]
well
why'd it do that there's obviously a
very simple explanation for a phenomenon
such as this you see the um uh a
pigments uh um
oh here's some writing maybe it will
explain exactly what i was going to
suggest
it says
let no one change the sands of time what
does that mean yeah what does that mean
maybe we better ask papa smurf an
excellent suggestion by all means let's
ask papa smurf clumsy we're leaving oh
yeah coming brandy
clumsy will you hurry up i'm coming
brady i'm coming golly i never seen a
bird fly backwards before clumsy birds
do not fly backwards oh
now come on we don't have time for this
nonsense we have to see papa smurf about
the hourglass
and papa smurf will be so impressed that
i made such an amazing discovery of
course i am papa smurf's personal
assistant so he really shouldn't be
surprised but nevertheless i think he
will be pleased because after all it's
not every day that brady brady did you
see that did you see those animals
running backwards clumsy i already told
you no he's right look
[Music]
[Music]
maybe that hourglass has something to do
with this
of course the sands of time
let no one change the fans of time why
didn't i think of it the fans of time
the sands
well don't you see time is running
backwards then we have to go back and
set the hourglass right again
well what are we waiting for let's go
hey wait for me
let's hope this works
oh thanks
now everything will be normal again yeah
and we can finish our game
hey look at that where did that come
from it looks just like our b*mb
listen i hear voices so creepy in here
oh there's nothing to be afraid of it's
perfectly safe
i hope there it is
that sounds like smurfette and brain
someone's trying to smurf like us let's
see what it is yeah nobody's gonna smirk
like us and get away with it why would i
get my hands on them
[Music]
did you see what i saw those smurfs look
like us those smurfs wear us but
but
how can we be out there if we're in here
maybe we're the victims of mass hysteria
or maybe we're not us anymore wait i
think i smurfed it out time went
backwards when we turn this hourglass
over right
then when we set it right it started
going forward again that would mean that
things that smurfed once before would
have to smurf again those smurfs were
coming to find their smurf ball just
like we did before we found the
hourglass but they didn't get their ball
i've got it right here
oh dear this is so confusing what are
you supposed to say i mean we went
pop a smurf and just two more drops
should do it
and then we found this cave and there
was some smurfs in there who looked just
like us smurfs just like you what are
you talking about it's true
how strange we'll have to look into this
come my little smurfs show me where this
cave is oh i'm so mixed up what shall we
do let's shake it and make it go faster
turn it on its side no no no listen to
me i have a particularly brilliant plan
oh this way careful
oh no
gosh
now what have we done maybe we better go
and sing yeah maybe we better gosh
it's awful quiet out here yeah too quiet
i have a bad feeling about this
hey brady
[Music]
[Applause]
but i'm afraid he won't be much help to
us
[Music]
let's go on to the village maybe we'll
find something there
oh no
harmony or empty greedy never got to eat
his pancake i can't believe this it's no
use
there's nobody left to help us nobody
what are we gonna do
we can't do anything as long as the
hourglass is broken hey
how about we smurf a new hourglass my
idea exactly handy we'll need a broom
and dustpan a heavy skillet and as much
glass as you can find you can count on
us andy
well
it's done
wow
look at that oh handy we knew you could
do it i'm glad you took my advice and
put the swivel on the parameter
[Music]
that's all the sand handy i haven't
missed the green i sure hope this works
it had better work or we'll be in big
trouble well here goes
[Applause]
well it seems to be working
let's go find out
ah the sands of time time and tide waits
for no smurf and first
hey wait for me
oh no
what have we done
[Music]
what are you doing here well uh well we
were just um uh
do you realize what you've done you've
messed up the sands of time
what's happening father everything's
gone simply mad outside it's these
little blue vandals i caught the
meddling with my hourglass they've mixed
up the sands of time then we'll just
unmix them
now be indeed and give me your hand
oh
very well
seconds minutes days and hours let
timeless time employ our powers grades
of sand fall one by one the rising moon
the setting sun now is in the days of
your let the stars agree once more let
the skies be free from rain let the sun
shine forth again and time be it as it
was before
my word something is terribly wrong here
we must find mother nature at once what
brady clumsy handy smurfette where are
you
here we are papa smear mother nature but
how these naughty smurfs were tampering
with father times hourglass i see
i am truly sorry about this i should
turn them all into infants that would
teach them
oh don't mind him he's always grouchy
this early in the millennium i quite
understand come my little smurfs it's
time to go home
oh i'm so happy everything's back to
normal i hate normal yes my little
smurfs you've had quite a time
if you'll pardon the pun at last
[Music]
[Applause]
i guess some smurfs don't have time for
great art
[Music]
you're absolutely right asriel the full
moon is particularly lovely in its final
phase and we both know what that means
don't we
[Music]
at sunrise the great book of spells will
be at my command all day long and it
will be a long day indeed for the smurfs
is every smoke here
yes
[Music]
it looks like rain i was hoping to
replace the roof on my house today take
a work crew out to the mushroom fields
and find a new roof we'll be back before
lunch papa smurf
come mastery hell
it's time
[Music]
i know it's spooky down here but the
great book likes it that way
why you miserable coward now where did i
drop that candle oh i wish i had a
little light to see bye
[Music]
great book of spells
you're awake how could i possibly sleep
with all the racket you're making
forgive me oh great book of spells but
as you know
the final phase of the full moon has
just occurred and well
i know i know
i owe you one full day of wishes
let's just get it over with i think i
finally figured out exactly the spell
that i need
[Music]
yes this time it's foolproof
nothing is foolproof where you're
involved well what i need is a spell
that will create a new smart village a
village so much better than the old
smurf village that the little blue
beasts will flock to it and when they
move in
[Music]
that's when i spring the trap you're all
right
find your place where the mushrooms grow
grind up the feathers of a full-grown
crow
add to this toenails from a badger's toe
over the mushrooms this mixture from
[Music]
oh
isn't it breathtaking not real
marvelous now all we have to do is fill
it with smurfs
[Music]
there's a band of the little blue twits
right now candy these mushroom caps
aren't nearly big enough to papa smurf
through maybe there's a big one down
near the river no no no no no not that
way you stupid fools the other way to
the new smurf glitch
[Music]
i don't understand it every time you
give me a spell you leave something out
i leave nothing out you witness wizard
maybe it is all right all right all
right but what i need is a way to
attract the smurfs to the new village
find g2 mirrors of equal size
rub on the wings of dragonflies stick
out your tongue and cross your eyes
and say three times the word advertise
advertise advertise
nothing happened yes the spell didn't
work
[Music]
what's the matter with you
huh fancy that i look in here it comes
out there in my voice too oh my asriel
this will be my greatest trap of all
uh this is an honest taste
don't you think
this mushroom cap is just the right size
handy poplar
look at that that is absolutely the
smurfiest mirror i have ever seen
oh be careful
it might be some sort of stretch don't
be silly smurfette the mirror is the
smurfiest invention of all time
when did i grow up here
hello hello my smurfy friends and
congratulations you are now the proud
owners of a magic mirror with this
mirror your whole village can watch the
smurfy acres show at noon today this
magic mirror is a one-time offer for
smurfs only absolutely free
[Music]
he says the mirror is magic and it's all
mine
excuse me it's all ours
now i'd better practice my sales
technique noon is only a short time away
hmm
and you say a face actually appeared in
the mirror and told you it was a gift
yes papa smurf and you told us to watch
the smurfy acres show at noon today
well i'll be smurf
well i can't see what harm a reflection
in the mirror can do
yes you may
[Music]
hey hiya watch yes pups and welcome to
the smurfy acres show the show that
makes you want to sing a little song do
a little dance and move to smurfy acres
[Music]
move to smurfy acres that's right smurfy
acres the brand new village that's just
like your village only much better
smurfy acres the beautiful village built
with smurfs in mind swimming pools
playing fields playgrounds and an
18-hole smurf course just for your
enjoyment
but more about smurfy acres later first
let's laugh along with one of the
funniest jesters ever let's hear a nice
round of applause for tom fullady
[Music]
[Applause]
sound smite since my bet that funny
thing happened to me on a way to smoky
acres i ran into this smoke that lives
in the old swipe village and he said his
house was so small he had to step
outside to change his mind
anderson that what he's two smoke see
walking in the forest well one smite
said to the other smoke haven't i smoked
you someplace before and the other swipe
said i don't know where have you smite
before
there's something funny about that
jester if you ask me papa smurf he's not
funny at all
no i mean familiar
now let's hear it for tom fuller
and now the part of the show you've all
been waiting for this is smurfy acres
the village built just for smurfs all of
the conveniences that you could ever
want and you don't have to work at all
and for a limited time only believe it
or not we are giving away homes in
smurfy acres
[Music]
giving away houses that's right and how
do you get to smurfy acres just follow
the dry stream bed to mushroom hollow go
half a league north to the fallen maple
[Music]
smurfette i think we better look into
this oh joy oh rapturos real they're
coming stampeding to their doom like a
herd of little blue cattle
now to cast the spell that traps them
forever
this year is better than the old
swimming hole
[Music]
now this is the life
[Music]
mark by words jokey someday this will be
a sport every successful smurf will play
[Music]
nevertheless i have a very bad feeling
about this
just as i thought
now
for the final touch
stand down your hands give your knee a
slap
ouch
say walla walla and you spring the trap
[Music]
the wonder of it at last i've captured
every smurf i can't wait to get my hands
on those little but how can i with this
big stupid wall in my way
curse that idiot book every time it
gives me a spell something goes wrong
oh papa smurf you were right all the
smurfs are traps
come smurfhead we must hurry back to the
village i must mix a spell that will
make a hole in that magic wall a papa
smurf what if gargamel gets back before
we do i have just the plan to take care
of that too
we must hurry
[Music]
there i've magically altered this mirror
so that it will show gargamel what this
mirror see
oh i hope i do it right papa smurf
you'll be fine smurfette just keep
gargamel interested until i can free the
spurts
all right papa smurf
[Music]
huh
what is this welcome to every wizard's
favorite dinnertime joke cooking with
smells today we're going to tell you how
to make smurf surprise hmm
be a surprise all right
sir take a handful of snap
oh that will be easy enough
then not have them in hickory butter
until they're golden brown
[Music]
next
add a dash of cinnamon a pinch of salt
and two fresh eggs
come my little smurfs and hurry
then get some onions and peppercorns
ground to a fine powder
yes but but hurry will you please it's
getting dark it's getting dark
no no no no no
[Music]
surprise
they've done it to me again
i'll never catch those rotten smurfs
never never never
ah home at last be it ever so humble
there's no place like home
[Music]
[Music]
and all to time
time it is a smurfy thing summer winter
fall and spring every tree and every
flower growing with each passing out
hey poet come join our game yeah
some of us have more important things to
smurf
i got it i got it no no no clumsy
obviously that shot was intended for me
[Music]
[Applause]
now look what you've done clumsy huh
gosh i'm sorry brady well i guess that's
the end of our smurf ball game no
problem we can get the ball back handy
do you think we should go down there it
looks dangerous look there's a path all
the way down we can smurf there safely
good show handy like papa smurf always
says nothing ventured nothing gain he
also says dare to fail and you will
always succeed and furthermore
hey wait for me
maybe it went in there possibly be
careful
oh it's dark and creepy in here oh
there's nothing to be afraid of it's
perfectly safe
i hope
there it is gosh it looks like a room i
always knew my keen sense of direction
will lead us right to the ball
look i wonder what's in there i don't
know let's find out wait for me
oh
what a strange place it looks like no
one's been in here for a hundred years
[Music]
[Music]
well this place could really use a
thorough cleaning i have never seen so
much dust and a sensitive smurf such as
myself should never be exposed to
in fact
oh gosh
what is it it's an hourglass clumsy uh
what's it do it tells the time
what'll it think out next i wonder if
this crank still works
[Music]
[Applause]
well
why'd it do that there's obviously a
very simple explanation for a phenomenon
such as this you see the um uh a
pigments uh um
oh here's some writing maybe it will
explain exactly what i was going to
suggest
it says
let no one change the sands of time what
does that mean yeah what does that mean
maybe we better ask papa smurf an
excellent suggestion by all means let's
ask papa smurf clumsy we're leaving oh
yeah coming brandy
clumsy will you hurry up i'm coming
brady i'm coming golly i never seen a
bird fly backwards before clumsy birds
do not fly backwards oh
now come on we don't have time for this
nonsense we have to see papa smurf about
the hourglass
and papa smurf will be so impressed that
i made such an amazing discovery of
course i am papa smurf's personal
assistant so he really shouldn't be
surprised but nevertheless i think he
will be pleased because after all it's
not every day that brady brady did you
see that did you see those animals
running backwards clumsy i already told
you no he's right look
[Music]
[Music]
maybe that hourglass has something to do
with this
of course the sands of time
let no one change the fans of time why
didn't i think of it the fans of time
the sands
well don't you see time is running
backwards then we have to go back and
set the hourglass right again
well what are we waiting for let's go
hey wait for me
let's hope this works
oh thanks
now everything will be normal again yeah
and we can finish our game
hey look at that where did that come
from it looks just like our b*mb
listen i hear voices so creepy in here
oh there's nothing to be afraid of it's
perfectly safe
i hope there it is
that sounds like smurfette and brain
someone's trying to smurf like us let's
see what it is yeah nobody's gonna smirk
like us and get away with it why would i
get my hands on them
[Music]
did you see what i saw those smurfs look
like us those smurfs wear us but
but
how can we be out there if we're in here
maybe we're the victims of mass hysteria
or maybe we're not us anymore wait i
think i smurfed it out time went
backwards when we turn this hourglass
over right
then when we set it right it started
going forward again that would mean that
things that smurfed once before would
have to smurf again those smurfs were
coming to find their smurf ball just
like we did before we found the
hourglass but they didn't get their ball
i've got it right here
oh dear this is so confusing what are
you supposed to say i mean we went
pop a smurf and just two more drops
should do it
and then we found this cave and there
was some smurfs in there who looked just
like us smurfs just like you what are
you talking about it's true
how strange we'll have to look into this
come my little smurfs show me where this
cave is oh i'm so mixed up what shall we
do let's shake it and make it go faster
turn it on its side no no no listen to
me i have a particularly brilliant plan
oh this way careful
oh no
gosh
now what have we done maybe we better go
and sing yeah maybe we better gosh
it's awful quiet out here yeah too quiet
i have a bad feeling about this
hey brady
[Music]
[Applause]
but i'm afraid he won't be much help to
us
[Music]
let's go on to the village maybe we'll
find something there
oh no
harmony or empty greedy never got to eat
his pancake i can't believe this it's no
use
there's nobody left to help us nobody
what are we gonna do
we can't do anything as long as the
hourglass is broken hey
how about we smurf a new hourglass my
idea exactly handy we'll need a broom
and dustpan a heavy skillet and as much
glass as you can find you can count on
us andy
well
it's done
wow
look at that oh handy we knew you could
do it i'm glad you took my advice and
put the swivel on the parameter
[Music]
that's all the sand handy i haven't
missed the green i sure hope this works
it had better work or we'll be in big
trouble well here goes
[Applause]
well it seems to be working
let's go find out
ah the sands of time time and tide waits
for no smurf and first
hey wait for me
oh no
what have we done
[Music]
what are you doing here well uh well we
were just um uh
do you realize what you've done you've
messed up the sands of time
what's happening father everything's
gone simply mad outside it's these
little blue vandals i caught the
meddling with my hourglass they've mixed
up the sands of time then we'll just
unmix them
now be indeed and give me your hand
oh
very well
seconds minutes days and hours let
timeless time employ our powers grades
of sand fall one by one the rising moon
the setting sun now is in the days of
your let the stars agree once more let
the skies be free from rain let the sun
shine forth again and time be it as it
was before
my word something is terribly wrong here
we must find mother nature at once what
brady clumsy handy smurfette where are
you
here we are papa smear mother nature but
how these naughty smurfs were tampering
with father times hourglass i see
i am truly sorry about this i should
turn them all into infants that would
teach them
oh don't mind him he's always grouchy
this early in the millennium i quite
understand come my little smurfs it's
time to go home
oh i'm so happy everything's back to
normal i hate normal yes my little
smurfs you've had quite a time
if you'll pardon the pun at last
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[Applause]
i guess some smurfs don't have time for
great art
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