03x06 - Diss Track

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"Raven's Home" was filmed

in front of a live
studio audience.

- ♪ Yeah, we gotta let 'em know ♪
- ♪ Gonna let it show ♪

Whoa!
I can't believe our Smoky Flow video

has 100,000 views!

Guys, we could actually win
Radio Eclipse live.

I know. And look at
all these comments, too.

"The Chi-Lective, yes, please!"

- "Obsessed with Tess."
- What can I say?

"I wanna be Nia
when I grow up." Aw!

- Let me see what they say about me.
- Okay. All right.

Let me see.

"Booker's fine,
I guess."

- Well, I guess I am fine.
- Yes!

You guys know the other
hip-hop group at school?

The 3Go's?
Quatro, Pump-Fake, and Lil Lo-Lo.

Man, they think
they've got so much swag,

but they're just
tryin' to be like me.

I mean, like The Chi-Lective!

Well, apparently,
they just released

a diss track
about our video.

What? Wait,
they're always super nice to me.

Especially on test days.

Oh, they're copying off of me.

- Yeah, duh!
- Duh!

Yeah, and that Lil Lo-Lo
is in Levi's homeroom,

and he is always
smiling at me.

I'm like, bruh,
what are you cheesing at?

If their lyrics are as bad
as their jump-sh*ts,

believe me,
we've got nothing to worry about.

Uh, your jump-sh*t's not...

It's not about me
right now, Tess.

Actually, Booker,
it is all about you.

They're not dissing The Chi-Lective,
they're only dissing you.

What? Me?

- Impossible. I'm undissable.
- Nia: Oh, here it is.

It's right there.

♪ Eh, yeah, you've got
that Jokey Flow ♪

♪ Eh, yeah, we gotta
let 'em know ♪

♪ Eh, yeah, you've got
that jokey flow ♪

♪ Eh, yeah, we gotta
let 'em know ♪

♪ Booker B's haircut
look like a duck head ♪

♪ Heard the boy's still
sleeping in bunk bed ♪

♪ Pump-Fake, aha ♪

Wow.

You take one selfie
on Two Pillow Tuesday,

- and it comes back to bite you!
- Yes.

♪ Ohhhh ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

- ♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪
- ♪ Learning how to fly ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ C'mon! ♪
- ♪ It's "Raven's Home" ♪

- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's "Raven's Home" ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough,
but together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's "Raven's Home" ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's "Raven's Home" ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know ♪
*RAVEN'S HOME*

♪ It's our time ♪
Season 03 Episode 06

Aah!

Yep! That's us.

*RAVEN'S HOME*
Episode Title: "Diss Track"

Please, Mama,
please, Mama,

please, Mama,
please!

They roasted me at school
about sleeping in a bunk bed!

It's bad for my rep!

Why do you let the 3Go's
get under your skin?

And at least they didn't
call you out

for sleeping in Mom and Aunt
Chelsea's room when there's thunder.

Okay, first off,

I do that to protect Mom.

And second of all,

nobody protects me
from the disses I get.

Well, somebody's gonna
need to protect you from me,

unless y'all get to school
on time. Let's go.

No, no, no.
It's all the same.

Y'all all go to
the same school,

everybody got peanut
butter and jelly. Go!

All right!

I love you!

I love you guys.

Ooh!

Are we talking about
a room remodel?

Well, count me in!
Sign me up.

You know,
and throw my hat into the...

You know what I'm saying.

No, Chelsea.
Actually, I can't hear you

over the sound of my credit card
being declined.

Right? Hey, how about
we just do it cute and cheap?

I was married to that once.

Come on. Let's go to the store.
Let's do it.

- All right!
- You're not gonna let this go, are you?

No, I mean...

It's no big deal.
I can... let it go.

I don't want to bother you
or anything, you know?

- Well, I mean, I guess...
- Yes, yes! Do it! Yeah!

Let it go, Booker.

The 3Go's are just stunting

to get more attention
for the video competition.

And if anyone should be mad,
it ought to be me.

Stealing my beats.

Booker, it's clearly
just a sign of our success.

Okay? Just focus on doing you,
and being positive.

That's what The
Chi-Lective is about.

Empowerment.

What? I got memed,
and they gave me a pacifier?

This is k*lling my rep!

Twin, chill, okay?
It's just a dumb meme.

Man, look at 'em.
They think they're swaggy

with their jackets and their indoor
sunglasses and their theme song.

Nah, Booker.
I think that's all in your head.

Yo.

Why'd you guys
diss me like that?

I thought we were cool.

You don't recall
hitting Quatro

- with that cheap sh*t during dodgeball?
- Um-hmm.

Quatro, there's two key elements
to dodgeball.

Dodge, and ball.

Now, you didn't do the first,

so you got a face
full of the second.

Plus, that was like,
forever ago.

It was last week!

You humiliated Quatro.

- And Quatro never forgets.
- Nope.

Yeah! Pump-Fake!

By the way,
you're looking radiant today.

My queen.

I ain't your queen, bruh.

See? Always cheesing.

Rae, I really think
you're gonna love this design.

I call it, um,
"pubescent chic."

Don't worry, Chels. I got this handled.
I got this handled.

What is this
egregious monstrosity?

I've been hitting the dictionary
pretty hard lately.

Well, this is the boy's
new look.

It's a desk, a chair,
and a dresser, all for 99 bucks!

I call it "clearance chic."

I... I thought we were gonna
do this together, you know?

No, no, no. No need.
No, it's already designed,

We can put it together...

together.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

We can do it together.
Why don't you grab the end of this box?

Okay.

- All right. Yeah.
- Let's...

Oh. Okay. Yes.

Where's Booker?
He's never late to a writing session.

I don't know, but...

he was definitely in his
feelings earlier, so...

- maybe he needed a minute.
- Yeah.

♪ Oh, oh, I got it,
oh, oh, oh, I got it ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- Yo.
- Ha ha.

- Are y'all ready?
- Yeah.

I got our new hit song
right here.

Let's see it.

Okay, okay, okay,
I'm ready, I'm ready. Okay.

Um, "We know the 3Go's
miss all their free throws."

Ooh!

"With their weak flows,
more like 3-No's."

No!

"I can't tell if it's Quatro
or if it's Pump-Fake."

True!

"Either one,
I'll drop 'em like a dunk t*nk."

Ooh, that's spicy!

- Yeah, it's a diss track.
- Yeah, got 'em!

Booker, that is super-negative.

That's not what
The Chi-Lective is about.

But they went after
my big brother.

We gotta strike back.

We gotta hit 'em hard,

knock 'em down
so they can't get back up!

Sorry. I had
a lot of sugar today.

Yeah, you need to chill.
And I agree with Nia.

- 'Cause rap battles can get ugly.
- Yeah.

Booker, this isn't like you.

Look, I've never been
called out like this.

It's embarrassing.
What would you do?

Yeah, Nia. What would you do?
Climate change 'em?

You're cut off.

Twin talk?

- Twin talk.
- Okay.

Booker, I know that under
all that swag,

is a huge heart.

Okay? That's why when they go
low, we go high.

♪ You're my day one, I should
have known that you have my back ♪

- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Go high.
- Uh-huh.

- Bye-bye.
- No, you...

Raven, will you please
just look at my design?

- I spent a lot of time on it!
- I know, I know.

So I will look at that, okay.

But can you help me get these 52
pieces out this box real quick?

Okay. Let's do it.

Thank you.
Okay, now, on the count of three...

- Yep.
- I want you to wiggle, okay?

I'm gonna jiggle.
One, two, three.

No. Chels, Chels, Chels!
Chels, what are you doing?

- I'm wiggling.
- No, no. You're jiggling.

You know what? Never mind.
I got this. All right?

You're gonna tip it!

It's gonna...
Oh!

Okay, Chels.
All right.

I'm going in.

Wish me luck.

I love you, Raven.

See, it... Oh!

See...

Fifty-one more pieces to go!

Eh? Eh?

Hand me the
flugenflork.

Rae, if you're gonna do panel G,
you don't need the flugenflork.

You need the, uh,
flaugenborgen. Yeah.

See? It's right here.

What did you do, Chelsea?

Oh, I... I just wanted to give
the instructions some life.

You haven't been listening
to me this whole time,

so I... I thought
I'd give these guys a story.

See?

Oh, I see, I see.

"Young Bjorn has spent
his whole life

"wondering if he would be
just as good a Viking

"leader as his father once was.

"If only he could build
a Viking ship

of 16 pieces
of particle board..."

What are you doing, Chelsea?

Sorry, I just got so caught up
in that story.

You should really consider
doing audio books.

Your voice is so magical.

Nia, The Chi-Lective is still
blowing up. We got like...

- a hundred new subscribers today!
- Hey.

Now that's what's up.

Ha, look,
we're even trending.

Wait, is that a new video
on our page? Did you...?

No. "Booker Strikes Back,
directed by Levi Grayson."

That little Spielberg!

Yeah, and Booker, too.
I told him to go high.

♪ You wanna battle Booker B,
you wanna name names ♪

♪ But y'all got lame names,
fake shoes, and fake chains ♪

Ooh! That was kind of fire.

Of which I obviously
don't approve.

♪ I give the fans like just
what they be needing, fam ♪

♪ That's why they all know I am
The Chi-Lective's leading man ♪

Leading man?

Leading man?
Booker has lost his mind.

- Yeah. He went low.
- He went low, low.

- Y'all talking about me?
- No!

Call me, my queen.

Feast your eyes on the one thing

that'll make the boys think

they got a brand new room.

Yeah, Rae, I don't think it's
supposed to be leaning like that.

Chels, come on. If it's not
supposed to be leaning like that,

then why would the chair
be like this?

Yeah, I mean, like, look at this.
Look at this.

Booker, that was a punk move.

- Real talk.
- Yeah.

Okay, well, real, real talk?

That punk move just got us
a 100 more subscribers.

Hey, look.
Everyone's posting this meme.

Hey, hey,
got you!

- Put it down?
- Yes.

Look, Booker, I'm not gonna put The
Chi-Lective's business out on the street.

But we're gonna talk
about this when we get home.

Facts, boy.

- Yeah.
- Yo, everybody.

Let this be a lesson.

When they go low,
you gotta handle it.

- Yup.
- Yup.

Battle!
Battle! Battle! Battle!

Man, Quatro knows you don't wanna
freestyle battle us right now.

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.
Well, uh...

Booker knows you don't wanna
freestyle battle me right now.

Well, yeah.
That's what I thought.

'Cause we prefer to
write our rhymes, bruh.

Yeah, you know, me, too.
I write all day, bruh.

Quatro writes all day,
and all night.

And the next day.

Quatro even writes
in his sleep.

Pump-Fake.

Is that all you say, bruh?

Man, this battle is lame.

Booker Baxter-Carter,

come to the cafeteria
immediately.

- Ooh!
- Na, na, na.

I get there
when I get there.

Boy, get in here right now!

You gon' get it!

Uh...

I gotta go!

The Mutesa twins,
and the other one. You, too.

Mrs. Mutesa, I understand
you're very upset.

- He att*cked my poor, sweet babies!
- Pump-Fake!

Herbert, just stop saying,
"pump fake" all the time.

And Gilbert,
stop encouraging your brother.

Hold on. Wait.

Your names are Herbert,
and Gilbert?

When Quatro's at school,
Quatro is Quatro.

Nah, nah, nah.
You're Gilbert.

Ow!

Iwamwanawa.

Motherland talk. I love it.
What'd you say?

I told him he was
badly behaved.

Thank you,
but I discipline my son.

Got it.

You are badly behaved.

But Mom,
they att*cked me first!

I am disappointed in you,
Booker.

I'm... I'm building you a new
room, and you out here

diss trackin'
and whatnottin'?

- Where's your mama?
- She's at work.

But, this is my auntie
who I love very much.

Hey, Auntie.

You can sweet-talk all you want.

You are still in trouble, Lloyd.

Lloyd? Ha, ha...
Ow!

Regardless of who started it,

we have a strict
no online bullying policy.

That's why everyone
who participated

is getting two weeks
lunch detention.

- Booker/Lil Lo-Lo: What?
- Oh, please, Principal Kwan.

These boys of mine, they are very sweet.
Bagyensi!

Yeah, mine's sweet, too,
sometimes. Let's, let's...

That's a long time
for detention.

I mean, it really
can't be that bad.

♪ Kiddie
rhymes like he robbin' Dr. Seuss ♪

♪ Y'all got worse taste than
my mama's baba ghanoush ♪

You talkin' about my baba ghanoush
in these social media streets?

Really?

Excuse me, ma'am.

How do you say,
"You gon' get it," in your language?

Kwonka washwara.

Kwonka washwara.

Ooh! What she said.

Got me getting cussed out
by somebody else's mama.

And your son
directed the video.

Diss track?
More like distracted

from what I'm trying to do.

Hey, Rae, um, you, uh,
notice anything?

I notice that I'm not
appreciated around here.

But you know what?
I got a fix for that.

I say we get rid of the boys.

And we just take care
of the girls.

I'll adopt the one
across the hall.

Hey, wait, wait, wait. Maybe if you
would look around, you might feel better.

I don't deserve this.
I work too hard!

You should be thanking me.

Any buzz is good buzz,

and there's no buzz
like Booker buzz.

See? I can't contain
this hotness. Ah ha!

Are you done?

Booker, it is not good buzz
when it's negative attention,

and bad energy.
That's not what we're about.

Yeah. Even though
your word play was on point,

and your lyrics
were straight fire.

- You made that video about you.
- Yeah.

And
you went outside the family.

Ah. Talk about
"going outside the family..."

What's up with you
and Lil Lo-Lo?

Nothing. Nothing.

Why? What?

Did he say something about me?

Tess, it should be
bros before 3Go's.

Okay, and it should be The
Chi-Lective before your perspective.

Yo, Nia, write that down.

Booker, Principal Kwan
may have fallen for you

putting that video on private,

but it's not gonna work on me.
Take it down.

Fine. Then I'll put it
on my own MeTube page,

because I quit The Chi-Lective.
I'm going solo.

I'm loving this new room design.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
New beds is cool, but, um...

what do you think about this?

♪ I'm so s-s-s-s-swaggy ♪

♪ W-w-waggy ♪

I... I'm no expert on rap hooks,

but are you sure
that's a rap,

'cause I'm not hooked.

Hey, you guys.
I just wanted to let you know that

I baked some cookies!
They're amazing!

Oh, snap. I forgot.
You're grounded from cookies.

- That's cold-blooded, Mom.
- Right?

So, why aren't you practicing
with your little group?

Because I went solo.

- Solo, huh?
- Yeah.

I quit.

I mean, I defended myself,
and they didn't back me up.

Defended yourself
from what, Booker?

You acted out of character,
and you dissed your family, too.

Most importantly,
my baba ghanoush.

I know, Mama. I was just so
focused on defending my rep.

I guess I got carried away.

Well, I am sorry that they
hurt your feelings, Booker.

But when you focus so much on
what you want to do, and stop

listening to the people
who love you, that's when...

teamwork just crumbles.

This room is fantastic.
It really is.

You're just like your mother,
aren't you.

What do you mean, Mom?

I just need to listen
to Chelsea more, that's all.

Well, since we're both
so much alike,

can we at least
split the cookie?

No, you can't have the cookie.
You can't have the cookie.

- Can't have the cookie!
- Aah!

Okay, five, six, seven, eight.

And then you rap.
And then you rap.

And then I sing,

and then we dance.
And then we dance.

And you rap, and you rap,
and you rap, and you rap,

- and you rap, and you rap...
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,

- And you rap... You like the choreography?
- Nia! Nia!

Don't you think we should
finish writing the song, though,

before we choreograph it?

- 'Cause I don't just wanna dance,
- Oh.

- Dance, dance, dance, dance.
- Okay.

All right, I... I get it. I thought
it was good, but...

Troof on the Roof?

On our rooftop?

Are you kidding me?

Booker even put The
Chi-Lective's name on it!

Uh, and according to this flyer,

Troof on the Roof
starts in like 10 minutes.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- We'd better get up there.

Chels, I'm sorry for not
listening to you earlier.

We make a great team
and I have to remember that.

Aw, Rae!

And I'm sorry I really have
nothing to say sorry for.

Wow!

That feels good
to get off my chest.

- Now, do you like the room or not?
- It's amazing. I love it.

- I knew you'd like it. Oh!
- I like it.

Oh. What's that?

- Troof of the Roof?
- Troof of the Roof?

- What's a troof?
- I don't know.

Yo, yo, yo, everybody!

Welcome to Troof on the Roof!

Now, this is the final battle.

3Go's, since y'all
on my home turf,

man, I'm gonna
let y'all go first.

Check it.

♪ You better call for your crew,
you better call support ♪

♪ 'Cause we about to go in,
and b*at you on your home court ♪

♪ 3G0's ready for w*r,
and we bringing the drama ♪

♪ 'Cause when this
battle is over ♪

♪ He'll be cryin' to his mama ♪

Eh!

Ha ha ho!

Pump-Fake!
Ha ha!

♪ Actually, I'd rather give
our rap beef the peace sign ♪

♪ 'Cause I realize that things
I said really crossed the line ♪

♪ Quatro, I didn't mean to
throw sh*ts below the belt ♪

♪ I know it's dodgeball,
but I should have known how you felt ♪

I just get competitive
sometimes.

It's my bad, though.

♪ All I wanted you to do
is acknowledge it ♪

♪ Now that you do, bro,
I accept your apology ♪

♪ Honestly, real talk,
you might as well know ♪

♪ That your verse is my
favorite in Smoky Flow ♪

Maybe Quatro's
a little jealous, man.

Quatro's bad.

- Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw!
- Aw! - Aw! - Aw! - Aw!

Pump-Fake!

Pump-Fake!

♪ And also, I'm sorry, Nia!
My sis, what I did was whack ♪

♪ You're my day-one, I should
have known that you have my back ♪

♪ And Mom, didn't mean to bring
your cooking into the b*at ♪

♪ You know I appreciate the
little things you do for me ♪

- ♪ I love you, fam ♪
- I love you, baby!

I love you!
Aw, look at my son being all positive!

♪ And to my crew,
I know y'all on the same page as me ♪

♪ So come on over here and
get up on the stage with me ♪

♪ We are done
with that dissin' ♪

- Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey!
- ♪ 'Cause we are uplifting ♪

- Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey!
- ♪ We are done with that dissin' ♪

- Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey!
- ♪ 'Cause we're uplifting ♪

Hey!
- Hey! - Hey! - Hey!

Levi, the video
turned out great.

I know! My son!
The little director.

Aw, I'm the mama!

Thanks, Mom.

Remember that in case I forget to
say it when I win Best Picture.

♪ And also, I'm sorry, Nia!
My sis, what I did was whack ♪

♪ You're my day-one, I should
have known that you have my back ♪

This was my vision.

Hey, guys, by the way, I, uh...
I took my diss track down.

Just felt like
the right thing to do.

Well, I am glad that
you're back in The Chi-Lective.

Especially if we're gonna stay
alive in that video competition.

Yeah.

I'm just glad to be
done with that dissin'.

And back to
the cookie snatchin'.

Oh, no, you don't!

- That's right.
- Woo!

- We're the mama!
- We're the mama!