03x20 - Chinese Fake-Out
Posted: 06/11/22 16:18
last time on total drama world tour
our newlywed couples fell hard for
niagara falls
with the teams dissolved alliances were
tested
a few tempers too sierra however found
that the honeymoon challenge was the
perfect way to propose to cody
but fake marrying our new arrival
plainly didn't do owen much good
our favorite big buddy was sent home
thanks to alejandro's sneaky work behind
the scenes
who will win who will lose who will be
in my hot tub the top is for host only
i'm a host watch lights
fights and a whole world of awesome
sights
right here on total drama okay out of my
[Music]
my top you asked me what i wanted to be
and now i think the answer is
[Music]
famous
[Music]
[Music]
hey ex-wifey
well at least something good came out of
our marriage
ah come on court can we stop fighting
already
don't get me wrong i'm really enjoying
the silent treatment but it's starting
to get old with owen gone i lost a vote
i could count him
so i figured making nice with courtney
wasn't a bad idea
done as long as you stay in there we
can't fight
attention fellow passengers feeling
alone in the game
looking for an ally you can call your
very own consider
joining forces with me you won't regret
it this promise is not legally binding
offer maybe with one at any time
have you considered helping out a
contestant i never mess with the game
girly oh right you got busted helping dj
last season
shame really because i have connections
in the tv world
and i've always thought you'd be great
on your own show
chris is just holding you back she wants
to throw a reception for us when we get
home
she wants to get one of those cupcake
cakes and spend the whole day smashing
icing into each other's
faces they say it's always best for a
husband to indulge his wife
except they're not married but they are
i saw it myself
there is no marriage certificate no
rings no paparazzi photos
no that's true that's true
seriously you are about as married as
alejandro and i
are mian i know you crave alejandro like
a baked chicken craves mole sauce
but marriage aren't you rushing things
you you it your mouth says ich
but your eyes say something else they
say
barf i know they're married only in
sierra's fantasy
but she needs me to say i witnessed it
and therefore
she stays on our side there is no
our side if i can get sierra off this
show
i win cody's loyalty and leave alejandro
with only duncan you
and i have a similar problem really
which escaped mental patient are you
married to
all i mean is that sometimes when you're
too nice to somebody
they get the wrong idea happens to me
all the time
not like this she's making baby name
lists i don't want kids
she can't make me have kids right just
tell her that you will never
ever be a thing ultimately it's going to
be doing her
a favor
[Music]
me how welcome to
china a vast country rich in history
culture
innovation and delicious sauces
our first challenge is torn from the
pages of her rich history
in 8 million bc kingdom some led a
battalion of donkey warriors down
this very great wall 8 million bc was
the myostine era
there were dinosaurs yeah what she said
we've provided a selection of vehicles
to race to our mystery destination
they're first come first served it's the
chinese way
ready [ __ ]
i better get this clay in here yeah i'm
trying to do
show here do we go or what yeah
yeah we go yeah can we do this later
so we go now okay fine
hey who said you could go yeah we'll
watch out
there's a few things i was gonna warn
you about but
forget it cody
let's get ready to rock the rickshaw it
is so fine
i don't see a vanity plate on it
girlfriend
i would like to send a shout out to my
personal trainer bunny for making me do
all those sprints you rule sorry for
calling you a waste of skin
you know that was just the adrenaline
talking stop
breathing down my neck or get a mint
already
[Applause]
also big ups to my hand-to-hand combat
instructor butchie
you are not a roid monkey no matter what
i said
you did not just do that i'm good
right okay come and get me alliance
buddy
oops what i mean is if
any of you would still like to be in an
alliance with me feel free to pull i'm a
true size zero fyi
okay oh duncan
you do know that i think of you as my
bromigo yeah so
we gonna wrestle over this or what if
you want it it's yours
i will unfortunately have to ride this
skateboard
later
a small price to pay for duncan's
loyalty what i forgot to mention
is that i won a gold medal at the south
american skate olympics
mine no i was here first
[Music]
you can't have both of them sorry the
donkeys for me for being her sugar-faced
yummy pie this is your way of telling
her the hard truth
you've got to pick your moments you know
giddy up
let's go
oh they don't really look like your
style what are you laughing at
you're not going anywhere fast oh i
wouldn't be so
sure diva thank you nice speed there
buddy
gracias i hope gravity is also your
buddy on this incline
thanks hope a wheel doesn't lock up and
land you on your face
oh hey bro what's that
yo wanna know what else the chinese
invented
it's okay ace now can you just give me a
little more
gas here that wasn't what he meant
now giddy up you bad donkey
this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts
you sierra
i like you okay but there are some
people you like
like like and and then there are some
people you like
like more than like huh
you feel me you like me you really
like me as a friend she could go on like
this all day ace so could we get a move
on
yeah oh
is that how you break up with people in
the donkey world
i thought you lost me eh buddy glad
you're okay
pal hey your shoelace is untied
they're boots nice try ugh who needs to
try
not me oh come on oh come
on romigo may we agree to stop well sure
if you need to catch your breath but i
gotta courtney's in need of some aid
oh you want to watch her squirm for a
while cool
a mamacita in distress is a terrible
thing and by helping her
we could gain her loyalty dude she
doesn't have any of that
trust a guy who's tried you do what you
must my friend
[Music]
so miss cit is now miss i can't do it
myself
can you just mind your own business come
on man just
leave her let her stew in her own
stuck-up juices
you know i would never leave you to stew
in the juice right i would do anything
to help you continue in this game
thank you and if there's ever anything i
could do to help you
oh i will remember that
[Music]
but he has to love me back he has to
you need love tea more you
drink more
just standing around and insulting me
while the race is still
on only means one thing you're a loser
if annoying you is wrong
i don't want to be right please the two
of you
see even alejandro
should we go back and help her what do
you think i'm going straight to the
finish line
anybody who survives meet me at the
finish
there's more bombs to come plus free
fortune cookies with every takeout
entree
right here on total drama world tour
welcome back to total drama where our
contestants are in a mega tough race
down the great wall of fame
romigo i think i beat you oh bud i edged
you out big time
may we check the photo finish what show
do you think you're on there's no prize
for first anyway
what if you had waited for me to say the
rules anybody
who makes it over the line before the
gong rings gets to join me for a
very special lunch aka the next part of
the competition
i still won go sit on some chopsticks
[Music]
yes we made it i feel like i lost
what a sierra away like a couple hundred
pounds
whose shoes are a w*r crime you didn't
have to wear them
what if you had waited for me to
announce the rules
just tell me i beat blainely sorry to
disappoint you sweetie
i had the greatest tour ever the little
villages
the rice paddies i even did a little
shopping but
who pulled you oh a good reporter never
reveals her sources
you see this eye zero i'm the emperor of
china
okay people it's time to
ring the gong bring it
to win today you'll have to eat more
than everybody else at this
totally awesome chinese restaurant who
doesn't love
wontons last new year's i ate about a
thousand except that this is the world's
most
authentic chinese restaurant you'll be
enjoying
real street food delicacies deep fried
grasshoppers
kung pao larvae are you okay brah
i'm fine where i'm from we eat barbecued
guinea pig
this is nothing
yo it's maclean yeah i'm trying to make
a show here
if it's courtney tell her she's a loser
i am filled with relief oh yeah well i
am filled with rage do you know when i
landed
in a pigpen do you know how thoroughly i
got snouted
it's a good thing i have a very strong
stomach
ah good to hear i've been dreading the
eating competition
because my body is my temple and what
temple keeper would contaminate
this
okay you have to eat each bowl of delish
food
opening your mouth to prove it went down
if you're last to finish or you puke
you go sit with courtney on the loser
bench i am a cit
i am not a loser
look simply scrumptious chef
what is it allow me
to begin today's number a little
chinese lesson for you
[Music]
manche means enjoy your meal
is it roasted eel it's donkey meat
local delicacy ace
where are you fart if you can hear me
hmm
delicious drop something
done it's a bacon double cheeseburger
bacon double cheeseburger
hurry cody i can't eat ace
done cody you're out loser bench
mmm smells delicious chef
men menchie means born appetite
[Music]
it's still moving its feet it's hundreds
and hundreds of disgusting little
feet live meal worms local delicacy
wow chef five stars
sure ashley you're enjoying this
done oops my hair tie fell
heather you're out loser bench
[Music]
we've got room for more
starfish on a skewer local
[Music]
i delicacy know why i'm having such hair
type problems today
bacon bacon
duncan you're out loser bench
you're having a snack while you watch
this you are sick
yeah we don't even know what that's
called it ain't right whatever it is
don't get the squirts
we'd rather eat our shirts
wait stop why does blinny's food look so
much better
it's exactly the same listen
man and why does alejandro keep bending
over while he's eating
i got a better question why does old
courtney keep chewing her cud back here
i do not you have a little
something
chris what are you going to do about all
this crazy cheating
yeah okay budget blah blah blah what am
i supposed to do
get off the phone and host the flipping
show
alejandro is slipping his food back to
courtney and someone is giving blingly
actual food instead of gross ossity it
is a lie
so not true get over it i'm so ashamed
listen we gotta wrap this up so here's
the dealio
one last round whoever wins has
invincibility in tonight's vote
and they get to take the person of their
choice
up to first class with them
at least switch blaney's bowl to prove
she's not cheating
and move courtney away from alejandro
fine
blatantly trade bowls with sierra
courtney put this on to prove you can
keep your mouth shut
this is ridiculous let's get this done
[Applause]
[Music]
they love to eat on
[Music]
me
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
i assume you feel compelled to vote for
courtney i do not blame you yeah well
you go ahead with your heather foe i
won't miss her i'm voting blamely but
heather busted you cheating
ah she only made a fuss because she
wants plainly gone so i will help her
with that
you believe that jeez dude
blainely courtney blainely
courtney sierra lee plainly
and the final vote goes to
courtney it's a tie yes prepare to go
down plainly
i am excellent in a tiebreaker situation
the producer's breathing down my neck
and i'm getting a lot of flack on this
budget stuff so
i was thinking why don't you both take
off
what how is getting rid of me going to
save money
wait on the plane food budget i don't
know
you're just both really annoying me
prepare to hear from my lawyers and
duncan
prepare for a personal defamation
lawsuit while i'm at it
bye-bye not so fast i have some things
to say first
ezekiel he's still hiding in the hold
sierra cody has voted for you
every single time get a clue heather and
alejandro
just give it up and make out already can
you get her out of here
i don't know this part's kind of fun oh
you want to hear something
really fun they wanted me to host the
show
you only got the job because i said no
and
is it really quiet in here all of a
sudden or is it just me
[Music]
gee sierra it's nice to be up here and
all
but i
you know this is very serious chef all i
can say is that the girl is awful
persuasive i was first choice for this
gig right
of course you were yeah right there's no
show without me
watch this five contestants one million
dollars
and a whole bunch of the world left to
mess up join us
next time on total drama
world tour
it is way better when you do it
[Music]
[Music]
our newlywed couples fell hard for
niagara falls
with the teams dissolved alliances were
tested
a few tempers too sierra however found
that the honeymoon challenge was the
perfect way to propose to cody
but fake marrying our new arrival
plainly didn't do owen much good
our favorite big buddy was sent home
thanks to alejandro's sneaky work behind
the scenes
who will win who will lose who will be
in my hot tub the top is for host only
i'm a host watch lights
fights and a whole world of awesome
sights
right here on total drama okay out of my
[Music]
my top you asked me what i wanted to be
and now i think the answer is
[Music]
famous
[Music]
[Music]
hey ex-wifey
well at least something good came out of
our marriage
ah come on court can we stop fighting
already
don't get me wrong i'm really enjoying
the silent treatment but it's starting
to get old with owen gone i lost a vote
i could count him
so i figured making nice with courtney
wasn't a bad idea
done as long as you stay in there we
can't fight
attention fellow passengers feeling
alone in the game
looking for an ally you can call your
very own consider
joining forces with me you won't regret
it this promise is not legally binding
offer maybe with one at any time
have you considered helping out a
contestant i never mess with the game
girly oh right you got busted helping dj
last season
shame really because i have connections
in the tv world
and i've always thought you'd be great
on your own show
chris is just holding you back she wants
to throw a reception for us when we get
home
she wants to get one of those cupcake
cakes and spend the whole day smashing
icing into each other's
faces they say it's always best for a
husband to indulge his wife
except they're not married but they are
i saw it myself
there is no marriage certificate no
rings no paparazzi photos
no that's true that's true
seriously you are about as married as
alejandro and i
are mian i know you crave alejandro like
a baked chicken craves mole sauce
but marriage aren't you rushing things
you you it your mouth says ich
but your eyes say something else they
say
barf i know they're married only in
sierra's fantasy
but she needs me to say i witnessed it
and therefore
she stays on our side there is no
our side if i can get sierra off this
show
i win cody's loyalty and leave alejandro
with only duncan you
and i have a similar problem really
which escaped mental patient are you
married to
all i mean is that sometimes when you're
too nice to somebody
they get the wrong idea happens to me
all the time
not like this she's making baby name
lists i don't want kids
she can't make me have kids right just
tell her that you will never
ever be a thing ultimately it's going to
be doing her
a favor
[Music]
me how welcome to
china a vast country rich in history
culture
innovation and delicious sauces
our first challenge is torn from the
pages of her rich history
in 8 million bc kingdom some led a
battalion of donkey warriors down
this very great wall 8 million bc was
the myostine era
there were dinosaurs yeah what she said
we've provided a selection of vehicles
to race to our mystery destination
they're first come first served it's the
chinese way
ready [ __ ]
i better get this clay in here yeah i'm
trying to do
show here do we go or what yeah
yeah we go yeah can we do this later
so we go now okay fine
hey who said you could go yeah we'll
watch out
there's a few things i was gonna warn
you about but
forget it cody
let's get ready to rock the rickshaw it
is so fine
i don't see a vanity plate on it
girlfriend
i would like to send a shout out to my
personal trainer bunny for making me do
all those sprints you rule sorry for
calling you a waste of skin
you know that was just the adrenaline
talking stop
breathing down my neck or get a mint
already
[Applause]
also big ups to my hand-to-hand combat
instructor butchie
you are not a roid monkey no matter what
i said
you did not just do that i'm good
right okay come and get me alliance
buddy
oops what i mean is if
any of you would still like to be in an
alliance with me feel free to pull i'm a
true size zero fyi
okay oh duncan
you do know that i think of you as my
bromigo yeah so
we gonna wrestle over this or what if
you want it it's yours
i will unfortunately have to ride this
skateboard
later
a small price to pay for duncan's
loyalty what i forgot to mention
is that i won a gold medal at the south
american skate olympics
mine no i was here first
[Music]
you can't have both of them sorry the
donkeys for me for being her sugar-faced
yummy pie this is your way of telling
her the hard truth
you've got to pick your moments you know
giddy up
let's go
oh they don't really look like your
style what are you laughing at
you're not going anywhere fast oh i
wouldn't be so
sure diva thank you nice speed there
buddy
gracias i hope gravity is also your
buddy on this incline
thanks hope a wheel doesn't lock up and
land you on your face
oh hey bro what's that
yo wanna know what else the chinese
invented
it's okay ace now can you just give me a
little more
gas here that wasn't what he meant
now giddy up you bad donkey
this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts
you sierra
i like you okay but there are some
people you like
like like and and then there are some
people you like
like more than like huh
you feel me you like me you really
like me as a friend she could go on like
this all day ace so could we get a move
on
yeah oh
is that how you break up with people in
the donkey world
i thought you lost me eh buddy glad
you're okay
pal hey your shoelace is untied
they're boots nice try ugh who needs to
try
not me oh come on oh come
on romigo may we agree to stop well sure
if you need to catch your breath but i
gotta courtney's in need of some aid
oh you want to watch her squirm for a
while cool
a mamacita in distress is a terrible
thing and by helping her
we could gain her loyalty dude she
doesn't have any of that
trust a guy who's tried you do what you
must my friend
[Music]
so miss cit is now miss i can't do it
myself
can you just mind your own business come
on man just
leave her let her stew in her own
stuck-up juices
you know i would never leave you to stew
in the juice right i would do anything
to help you continue in this game
thank you and if there's ever anything i
could do to help you
oh i will remember that
[Music]
but he has to love me back he has to
you need love tea more you
drink more
just standing around and insulting me
while the race is still
on only means one thing you're a loser
if annoying you is wrong
i don't want to be right please the two
of you
see even alejandro
should we go back and help her what do
you think i'm going straight to the
finish line
anybody who survives meet me at the
finish
there's more bombs to come plus free
fortune cookies with every takeout
entree
right here on total drama world tour
welcome back to total drama where our
contestants are in a mega tough race
down the great wall of fame
romigo i think i beat you oh bud i edged
you out big time
may we check the photo finish what show
do you think you're on there's no prize
for first anyway
what if you had waited for me to say the
rules anybody
who makes it over the line before the
gong rings gets to join me for a
very special lunch aka the next part of
the competition
i still won go sit on some chopsticks
[Music]
yes we made it i feel like i lost
what a sierra away like a couple hundred
pounds
whose shoes are a w*r crime you didn't
have to wear them
what if you had waited for me to
announce the rules
just tell me i beat blainely sorry to
disappoint you sweetie
i had the greatest tour ever the little
villages
the rice paddies i even did a little
shopping but
who pulled you oh a good reporter never
reveals her sources
you see this eye zero i'm the emperor of
china
okay people it's time to
ring the gong bring it
to win today you'll have to eat more
than everybody else at this
totally awesome chinese restaurant who
doesn't love
wontons last new year's i ate about a
thousand except that this is the world's
most
authentic chinese restaurant you'll be
enjoying
real street food delicacies deep fried
grasshoppers
kung pao larvae are you okay brah
i'm fine where i'm from we eat barbecued
guinea pig
this is nothing
yo it's maclean yeah i'm trying to make
a show here
if it's courtney tell her she's a loser
i am filled with relief oh yeah well i
am filled with rage do you know when i
landed
in a pigpen do you know how thoroughly i
got snouted
it's a good thing i have a very strong
stomach
ah good to hear i've been dreading the
eating competition
because my body is my temple and what
temple keeper would contaminate
this
okay you have to eat each bowl of delish
food
opening your mouth to prove it went down
if you're last to finish or you puke
you go sit with courtney on the loser
bench i am a cit
i am not a loser
look simply scrumptious chef
what is it allow me
to begin today's number a little
chinese lesson for you
[Music]
manche means enjoy your meal
is it roasted eel it's donkey meat
local delicacy ace
where are you fart if you can hear me
hmm
delicious drop something
done it's a bacon double cheeseburger
bacon double cheeseburger
hurry cody i can't eat ace
done cody you're out loser bench
mmm smells delicious chef
men menchie means born appetite
[Music]
it's still moving its feet it's hundreds
and hundreds of disgusting little
feet live meal worms local delicacy
wow chef five stars
sure ashley you're enjoying this
done oops my hair tie fell
heather you're out loser bench
[Music]
we've got room for more
starfish on a skewer local
[Music]
i delicacy know why i'm having such hair
type problems today
bacon bacon
duncan you're out loser bench
you're having a snack while you watch
this you are sick
yeah we don't even know what that's
called it ain't right whatever it is
don't get the squirts
we'd rather eat our shirts
wait stop why does blinny's food look so
much better
it's exactly the same listen
man and why does alejandro keep bending
over while he's eating
i got a better question why does old
courtney keep chewing her cud back here
i do not you have a little
something
chris what are you going to do about all
this crazy cheating
yeah okay budget blah blah blah what am
i supposed to do
get off the phone and host the flipping
show
alejandro is slipping his food back to
courtney and someone is giving blingly
actual food instead of gross ossity it
is a lie
so not true get over it i'm so ashamed
listen we gotta wrap this up so here's
the dealio
one last round whoever wins has
invincibility in tonight's vote
and they get to take the person of their
choice
up to first class with them
at least switch blaney's bowl to prove
she's not cheating
and move courtney away from alejandro
fine
blatantly trade bowls with sierra
courtney put this on to prove you can
keep your mouth shut
this is ridiculous let's get this done
[Applause]
[Music]
they love to eat on
[Music]
me
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
i assume you feel compelled to vote for
courtney i do not blame you yeah well
you go ahead with your heather foe i
won't miss her i'm voting blamely but
heather busted you cheating
ah she only made a fuss because she
wants plainly gone so i will help her
with that
you believe that jeez dude
blainely courtney blainely
courtney sierra lee plainly
and the final vote goes to
courtney it's a tie yes prepare to go
down plainly
i am excellent in a tiebreaker situation
the producer's breathing down my neck
and i'm getting a lot of flack on this
budget stuff so
i was thinking why don't you both take
off
what how is getting rid of me going to
save money
wait on the plane food budget i don't
know
you're just both really annoying me
prepare to hear from my lawyers and
duncan
prepare for a personal defamation
lawsuit while i'm at it
bye-bye not so fast i have some things
to say first
ezekiel he's still hiding in the hold
sierra cody has voted for you
every single time get a clue heather and
alejandro
just give it up and make out already can
you get her out of here
i don't know this part's kind of fun oh
you want to hear something
really fun they wanted me to host the
show
you only got the job because i said no
and
is it really quiet in here all of a
sudden or is it just me
[Music]
gee sierra it's nice to be up here and
all
but i
you know this is very serious chef all i
can say is that the girl is awful
persuasive i was first choice for this
gig right
of course you were yeah right there's no
show without me
watch this five contestants one million
dollars
and a whole bunch of the world left to
mess up join us
next time on total drama
world tour
it is way better when you do it
[Music]
[Music]