03x05 - Broadway, Baby!
Posted: 06/11/22 15:52
the yukon canada's
frozen gems here our competitors
discovered the thrill of ice flow
jumping
the chill of dog sledding and the buzz
k*ll
of frigid romance in the end bridgette
said goodbye not that we could
understand her the uconn
live the adventure where will we dump
our remaining competitors this time
find out right now our total drama
[Music]
you guys are on my mind you asked me
what i wanted to be
and now i think the answer is
[Music]
in my way i'll get there one day
[Music]
oh
[Music]
oh man first class rock today we eat the
breakfast of champions
oh yeah
that's the spot oh
look at bagel his fear of flying is so
adorable finally
thanks for not noticing i was missing
all night what am i
tyler stupid economy section
what is that horrible smell defeat i
could have pulled the sled
faster if someone wasn't whipping me we
both know that's not true oh first
chance we get
i'll totally help you vote her off
gladly can we whip her off
whip me off ha not if i can prove my
worth to the team
or manipulate sierra and cody into
slavishly obeying me
whatever works this'll warm you up in no
time
and from now on whenever you get cold
feet
you'll think of me no kidding
hey buddies have i said enough how much
i
value your friendship you've only spoken
to me like three times
ever including this one well i value you
too heather
huh i think just saying it is enough
how's our team ever supposed to win when
there's only three of us left
enough downy talk you guys we are
quitters
we're fighters
[Music]
girls got fire in our eyes i packed a
seasoned supply of lip gloss
and i've barely finished one tube no way
am i going home yet ladies i took the
liberty of smuggling a few
things out of first class i better not i
might break out oh
is that a snuffer's bar
sierra my former teammate i smuggled
this one out just for you well she
doesn't want
it we never trust the enemy especially
the excessively disgustingly flirty ones
no thanks enemy
of course heather's bonding with sierra
she's chris's favorite
and if that manipulative minx gets
sierra she'll have chris too
oh she's good
take a seat grab a handle and i'll tell
you where we're going
oh sweet boat guy right lindsay
um sure a dave visit
why are you wearing a life jacket cause
there's 13 of you
but only one valuable me get it chef
[Music]
welcome to new york city
new york new york do you know how many
stores there are here
i'm gonna buy like 10 seasons worth of
lip gloss without even
trying your first challenge
is a carriage race to central park which
i like to call
liberty or death oh i've always
dreamed of riding a horse-drawn carriage
don't even think about making me the
horse
heather no down conclusion jumpers it's
a baby carriage race
so where are the carriages yeah hope you
brought your climbing gloves
hello el chris i think your mischievous
spirit makes the game
thank you sierra it's nice to be
appreciated
appreciated i love you i
always did even way back when you were
making those terrible
movies about talking cats uh
[Music]
i was even going to call my first fan
club the christians
but that name was already taken
okay less chatter more splatter
higher climbing more climbing we'll
leave the splatter to fade
anywho once you reach lady liberty's
crown
pull up your rope to bring your team up
faster once everybody's up
your team grabs the correct carriage off
the spike races back down to your boat
and follows the buoys to your next
exciting destination central park
um so when do we go shopping you don't
look i'm a rabid monkey
ow what are these ropes made of steel
wool
strong and rough just like the big apple
why don't i go first and make sure it's
safe for you ladies
i know exactly how we should climb
you're not gonna suggest we belay again
are you cause that worked so well in
egypt but
no i never mind i think
sierra should decide omg i thought i
knew
everything about everyone on this show
you're really
nice heather of course i know heather's
playing me
i've seen every episode like 15 times
hello
i'm playing heather
no way am i losing this challenge after
you
i insist
best view in new york city
it's been 25 blister busty minutes
and nothing you guys are bumming me out
i'm worried about chris do you ever get
the feeling he misses his glory days
back when he was a huge star that he
feels like no one remembers
or cares
[Music]
poor chris i remember i care
oh making me sweat okay i gotta just
oh come on let's
go i'm tired i'm hungry
and i gotta pee oh sweet
i'll get the carriage which is something
only a really valuable teammate would do
hey chris no word i own every one of
your tv appearances on dvd
even your cooking show keep it plain
with chris mclain
your recipe for white rice is so great
it's totally unfair you got cancelled
after only one
episode
[Laughter]
i was going through a phase
like i said valuable team amazon
takes the lead how do we get back down
fireman's pull anyone
it's only a 30-story drop ladies first
um well someone's got to do it
here goes
[Music]
hallelujah i'll get the carrot
i always walk on the edge of the curve
never on the sidewalk
can't risk stepping on a crack and
breaking mama's back no i'm saying
where am i echo
[Music]
nice one easy
you think you could give me a push ow oh
great big apple
hit it no wait hey
great we've gone from first place to
last nice
work courtney what
we're totally in first place
but taking a boat to central park
doesn't make a lick of sense in the
middle of that
oh
sometimes i hate chris okay all times
who will survive and who's taking a dive
find out when we return on total drama
world tour
ah there better be a reward at the end
of this challenge
like a long hot shower and disinfectant
was that an alligator there aren't any
alligators in the sewers
that's just an urban myth great
you hear that it sounded like
[Music]
[Music]
where's heather's boat
[Music]
[Applause]
nasty that's the kind of stink that
never comes out make the gator sign a
waiver so we can show it on tv
chris you are such a brilliant commander
that's why you always stood out in your
boy band
whoa whoa whoa whoa chris was in a boy
band
moving on back in the 80s he was making
trouble
is easy to do but making you love me
is you painful in theme town
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
i really admire the way you never let
mockery get to you
i'll have to include that in your
obituary i already have a draft wanna
hear
chris mclean was born in 1978 that
is it zip it permanently
sierra could have been chris's pet all
season but she threw it away
which makes her way less useful how
could this have happened
wait a minute that smile
alejandro that sneaky jerk
it's really on now just you
wait all right focus people welcome to
the second half of the challenge
bobbing for big apples nyc style
here's how it's gonna go down teams must
push their carriages along
one of the three paths to central park's
fabled turtle pond
there one member of each team will bob
for some very special apples
using only their mouths no hands
once they get it to shore the rest of
the team must load it into their
carriages
and race to the finish line in the heart
of central park
and what's a baby carriage without a
baby oh a shopping cart
it was a rhetorical question oh chris
that is so simple
one member of each team must ride in
their carriage and stay there all the
way to the finish
line i'll do it oh and i'll do it for
team victory
i love it when people call me baby make
a mental note of that bro
i don't have a pen victory got here
first so
they get the shortest path to the pawn
team chris is really really really
really hot
gets the longest path on the left and
team amazon gets the longest path
on the right oh and a little traveling
music please
it's always been a dream of mine to
dance in new york city
so we're really doing this music part
every single time
fun huh now move it we only have permits
to cordon off this section of the park
for another hour
[Music]
what's not to love about new york city
the taxis honk out in new york city the
crime is high the pigeons fly
what's not to love about
the lights are brighter the fun is
funner the bagels are bigger and the
buns are bummer the dirt and grime make
every always shine
what's not to love about new york
hope the stores and the fashion big
shows where star's passion
it's crazy because the city never sleeps
[Music]
what's not to love what's not to love
the other teams are here too i thought
we got the shortest path
maybe but your dancing took the longest
to recover from
and look at the size of them apples
remember no
hands i've totally got this guys
well my hair my lip gloss
all right if we lose it's not my fault
thanks cj go show that my
perfect ballet leaps close the gap now
someone dive in before we lose the
advantage ooh
last year i broke my leg in the egg and
spoon race at the chris mclean fan club
picnic
hold up there's a chris mclean fan club
picnic
it's awesome there were like six of us
anyway i had to stay off it for over a
month and i took the seal training
course online
handy huh i repeat dive in
central park is so romantic don't you
find whatever
i know you've been messing with sierra's
head so back off or you'll wish you had
my wish doesn't involve backing off oh
just go play with your stupid team and
leave us alone
you're beautiful when you play hard to
get
i'm going you bet you are right out of
the game
it's not working come on man use your
head
[Music]
evil turtles it's called turtle pond for
a reason bro
go sierra curry you are so
weird quick we're barely in the lead
to the finish line
okay mr nibbles back to your
now snap home and let's go
hurry
she's got a sister you know for real all
right give him my digits man
oh hold
[Music]
[Applause]
wait this isn't our carriage no noah
means
no first place we have to go back
okay now who gets a big kiss
what we lost and the winner of the new
york challenge is
team amazon
[Applause]
team victory congrats on not coming in
last
team chris is really really really
really hot you're facing elimination for
the first time
but you won't have to go through with it
because this is really a reward
challenge
[Music]
[Applause]
psyched
so i shouldn't talk to chris for a while
well how long a while long enough for
him to forget how creepy
or special you are as the winners of
this reward
challenge team amazon gets to keep or
dump the prizes contained in the apples
so how about it ladies hey sorry
how about it ladies and baby hey
candy hey leave some for the rest of us
of course no prob sure
can i thank christopher the apple not
right now
i think i deserve to open the last one
all things considered the carriage spot
did help us win
but we wouldn't have lost either way so
don't get all big-headed
what the a meat grinder oh this must be
the booby prize forget it
oh maybe we should keep it just in case
that really is satisfying will heather
ever manage to earn the respect of her
teammates um
i'm standing right here find out next
time
on total drama world tour
[Music]
you
frozen gems here our competitors
discovered the thrill of ice flow
jumping
the chill of dog sledding and the buzz
k*ll
of frigid romance in the end bridgette
said goodbye not that we could
understand her the uconn
live the adventure where will we dump
our remaining competitors this time
find out right now our total drama
[Music]
you guys are on my mind you asked me
what i wanted to be
and now i think the answer is
[Music]
in my way i'll get there one day
[Music]
oh
[Music]
oh man first class rock today we eat the
breakfast of champions
oh yeah
that's the spot oh
look at bagel his fear of flying is so
adorable finally
thanks for not noticing i was missing
all night what am i
tyler stupid economy section
what is that horrible smell defeat i
could have pulled the sled
faster if someone wasn't whipping me we
both know that's not true oh first
chance we get
i'll totally help you vote her off
gladly can we whip her off
whip me off ha not if i can prove my
worth to the team
or manipulate sierra and cody into
slavishly obeying me
whatever works this'll warm you up in no
time
and from now on whenever you get cold
feet
you'll think of me no kidding
hey buddies have i said enough how much
i
value your friendship you've only spoken
to me like three times
ever including this one well i value you
too heather
huh i think just saying it is enough
how's our team ever supposed to win when
there's only three of us left
enough downy talk you guys we are
quitters
we're fighters
[Music]
girls got fire in our eyes i packed a
seasoned supply of lip gloss
and i've barely finished one tube no way
am i going home yet ladies i took the
liberty of smuggling a few
things out of first class i better not i
might break out oh
is that a snuffer's bar
sierra my former teammate i smuggled
this one out just for you well she
doesn't want
it we never trust the enemy especially
the excessively disgustingly flirty ones
no thanks enemy
of course heather's bonding with sierra
she's chris's favorite
and if that manipulative minx gets
sierra she'll have chris too
oh she's good
take a seat grab a handle and i'll tell
you where we're going
oh sweet boat guy right lindsay
um sure a dave visit
why are you wearing a life jacket cause
there's 13 of you
but only one valuable me get it chef
[Music]
welcome to new york city
new york new york do you know how many
stores there are here
i'm gonna buy like 10 seasons worth of
lip gloss without even
trying your first challenge
is a carriage race to central park which
i like to call
liberty or death oh i've always
dreamed of riding a horse-drawn carriage
don't even think about making me the
horse
heather no down conclusion jumpers it's
a baby carriage race
so where are the carriages yeah hope you
brought your climbing gloves
hello el chris i think your mischievous
spirit makes the game
thank you sierra it's nice to be
appreciated
appreciated i love you i
always did even way back when you were
making those terrible
movies about talking cats uh
[Music]
i was even going to call my first fan
club the christians
but that name was already taken
okay less chatter more splatter
higher climbing more climbing we'll
leave the splatter to fade
anywho once you reach lady liberty's
crown
pull up your rope to bring your team up
faster once everybody's up
your team grabs the correct carriage off
the spike races back down to your boat
and follows the buoys to your next
exciting destination central park
um so when do we go shopping you don't
look i'm a rabid monkey
ow what are these ropes made of steel
wool
strong and rough just like the big apple
why don't i go first and make sure it's
safe for you ladies
i know exactly how we should climb
you're not gonna suggest we belay again
are you cause that worked so well in
egypt but
no i never mind i think
sierra should decide omg i thought i
knew
everything about everyone on this show
you're really
nice heather of course i know heather's
playing me
i've seen every episode like 15 times
hello
i'm playing heather
no way am i losing this challenge after
you
i insist
best view in new york city
it's been 25 blister busty minutes
and nothing you guys are bumming me out
i'm worried about chris do you ever get
the feeling he misses his glory days
back when he was a huge star that he
feels like no one remembers
or cares
[Music]
poor chris i remember i care
oh making me sweat okay i gotta just
oh come on let's
go i'm tired i'm hungry
and i gotta pee oh sweet
i'll get the carriage which is something
only a really valuable teammate would do
hey chris no word i own every one of
your tv appearances on dvd
even your cooking show keep it plain
with chris mclain
your recipe for white rice is so great
it's totally unfair you got cancelled
after only one
episode
[Laughter]
i was going through a phase
like i said valuable team amazon
takes the lead how do we get back down
fireman's pull anyone
it's only a 30-story drop ladies first
um well someone's got to do it
here goes
[Music]
hallelujah i'll get the carrot
i always walk on the edge of the curve
never on the sidewalk
can't risk stepping on a crack and
breaking mama's back no i'm saying
where am i echo
[Music]
nice one easy
you think you could give me a push ow oh
great big apple
hit it no wait hey
great we've gone from first place to
last nice
work courtney what
we're totally in first place
but taking a boat to central park
doesn't make a lick of sense in the
middle of that
oh
sometimes i hate chris okay all times
who will survive and who's taking a dive
find out when we return on total drama
world tour
ah there better be a reward at the end
of this challenge
like a long hot shower and disinfectant
was that an alligator there aren't any
alligators in the sewers
that's just an urban myth great
you hear that it sounded like
[Music]
[Music]
where's heather's boat
[Music]
[Applause]
nasty that's the kind of stink that
never comes out make the gator sign a
waiver so we can show it on tv
chris you are such a brilliant commander
that's why you always stood out in your
boy band
whoa whoa whoa whoa chris was in a boy
band
moving on back in the 80s he was making
trouble
is easy to do but making you love me
is you painful in theme town
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
i really admire the way you never let
mockery get to you
i'll have to include that in your
obituary i already have a draft wanna
hear
chris mclean was born in 1978 that
is it zip it permanently
sierra could have been chris's pet all
season but she threw it away
which makes her way less useful how
could this have happened
wait a minute that smile
alejandro that sneaky jerk
it's really on now just you
wait all right focus people welcome to
the second half of the challenge
bobbing for big apples nyc style
here's how it's gonna go down teams must
push their carriages along
one of the three paths to central park's
fabled turtle pond
there one member of each team will bob
for some very special apples
using only their mouths no hands
once they get it to shore the rest of
the team must load it into their
carriages
and race to the finish line in the heart
of central park
and what's a baby carriage without a
baby oh a shopping cart
it was a rhetorical question oh chris
that is so simple
one member of each team must ride in
their carriage and stay there all the
way to the finish
line i'll do it oh and i'll do it for
team victory
i love it when people call me baby make
a mental note of that bro
i don't have a pen victory got here
first so
they get the shortest path to the pawn
team chris is really really really
really hot
gets the longest path on the left and
team amazon gets the longest path
on the right oh and a little traveling
music please
it's always been a dream of mine to
dance in new york city
so we're really doing this music part
every single time
fun huh now move it we only have permits
to cordon off this section of the park
for another hour
[Music]
what's not to love about new york city
the taxis honk out in new york city the
crime is high the pigeons fly
what's not to love about
the lights are brighter the fun is
funner the bagels are bigger and the
buns are bummer the dirt and grime make
every always shine
what's not to love about new york
hope the stores and the fashion big
shows where star's passion
it's crazy because the city never sleeps
[Music]
what's not to love what's not to love
the other teams are here too i thought
we got the shortest path
maybe but your dancing took the longest
to recover from
and look at the size of them apples
remember no
hands i've totally got this guys
well my hair my lip gloss
all right if we lose it's not my fault
thanks cj go show that my
perfect ballet leaps close the gap now
someone dive in before we lose the
advantage ooh
last year i broke my leg in the egg and
spoon race at the chris mclean fan club
picnic
hold up there's a chris mclean fan club
picnic
it's awesome there were like six of us
anyway i had to stay off it for over a
month and i took the seal training
course online
handy huh i repeat dive in
central park is so romantic don't you
find whatever
i know you've been messing with sierra's
head so back off or you'll wish you had
my wish doesn't involve backing off oh
just go play with your stupid team and
leave us alone
you're beautiful when you play hard to
get
i'm going you bet you are right out of
the game
it's not working come on man use your
head
[Music]
evil turtles it's called turtle pond for
a reason bro
go sierra curry you are so
weird quick we're barely in the lead
to the finish line
okay mr nibbles back to your
now snap home and let's go
hurry
she's got a sister you know for real all
right give him my digits man
oh hold
[Music]
[Applause]
wait this isn't our carriage no noah
means
no first place we have to go back
okay now who gets a big kiss
what we lost and the winner of the new
york challenge is
team amazon
[Applause]
team victory congrats on not coming in
last
team chris is really really really
really hot you're facing elimination for
the first time
but you won't have to go through with it
because this is really a reward
challenge
[Music]
[Applause]
psyched
so i shouldn't talk to chris for a while
well how long a while long enough for
him to forget how creepy
or special you are as the winners of
this reward
challenge team amazon gets to keep or
dump the prizes contained in the apples
so how about it ladies hey sorry
how about it ladies and baby hey
candy hey leave some for the rest of us
of course no prob sure
can i thank christopher the apple not
right now
i think i deserve to open the last one
all things considered the carriage spot
did help us win
but we wouldn't have lost either way so
don't get all big-headed
what the a meat grinder oh this must be
the booby prize forget it
oh maybe we should keep it just in case
that really is satisfying will heather
ever manage to earn the respect of her
teammates um
i'm standing right here find out next
time
on total drama world tour
[Music]
you