05x04 - Food Fright
Posted: 06/10/22 07:56
Chris:
Last time on
A very special episode
Of "total drama all-stars":
It was all about teamwork...
Or lack thereof.
Harsh, courtney.
(Chuckles)
Awesome, but harsh.
The challenge,
An epic leechball battle,
Brought out everyone's
Inner psycho.
Especially jo's,
Which is why she got flushed.
But it was an unexpected
Act of valor
That inspired
My brilliant switcheroo.
Now duncan's a hero,
Courtney's a villain,
And I'm a genius.
Oh, it is gonna get nasty!
Will the villains crush
The heroes' winning streak?
Find out now
On total... Drama... All-stars!
♪♪
♪ I wanna be,
I wanna be,
♪ I wanna be famous!
♪ I wanna be,
I wanna be,
♪ I wanna be famous!
(Whistling chorus)
(Camera shutter snaps)
(Thunder rumbles,
Rain patters)
(Raucous clattering outside)
Scott: wha-?
Scott and alejandro:
Aggghhhh!
(Poof,
Alejandro and scott cough)
Mmm-mmm!
I grew up on powdered gruel.
Rich people food
Has nothing on this stuff.
It's the saw dust
That makes it so tasty.
Pweh! Disgusting!
I bet the girls are not treated
This cruelly.
(Loud bang,
Girls scream)
Ewww!
I stand corrected.
I wish chef would pass
On the whole
"Bed and breakfast" thing
And let us starve instead.
It would be more humane.
(Courtney coughs,
Knock at the door)
Scott:
You gonna finish your gruel?
Courtney:
What?! No. Gross!
Help yourself.
Scott:
(Chomping)
You clean up real nice.
Hmm... Smelly, pit stainy...
But I definitely need an ally
Now that I'm stuck
On team villain,
So, hmm...
Hamsters:
(Giggling)
(Yawning)
Hamsters:
(Giggling and shushing)
Surprise!
Welcome to the hero team,
Duncan!
Zoey:
Woo-hoo!
(Noisemaker toots)
Ugh! To all my peeps
Back home and in juvee,
I am not a hero!
It must be a trap
To gain my trust
And then - bam! -
They vote me off.
Fat chance of that!
But I can't let them know
That I know,
So yeah,
I ate the cake.
(Emotional) it was like eating
The happiest day of my life!
Sierra:
Duncan on team hero -
The fans will lose it!
I have to get a photo
For my blog!
Sam:
Let's sing the welcome song!
How 'bout
Let's not do that.
Sierra:
(Horrified shriek)
My social media machine!
It's in pieces!
Oh. Hello? Hello?
Hello?!
Did I break her phone?
(Snoring)
(Loud thunderclap)
(Electricity fizzles)
(Deep inhale,
Malevolent laughter)
It's okay, sierra.
It's not okay!
It's no-kay!
It had my top
Cody pics on it!
Just picture him
In your mind then.
(Dreamily)
Okay, codies. Heh.
Man, I miss my villainous babe.
I bet she's having a blast.
This is the worst!
I only came back
To total drama
To make things better
With courtney.
But now she hates me
More than ever.
(Sobbing)
She came back for me?
Yeah, right!
She probably knew I'd overhear.
But... But how?
Chris:
Okay, now that the weather's
Cleared up,
Get your waterlogged butts
To the beach
For today's beatdown!
I mean... Challenge!
Welcome, contestants!
Before we get started,
Let's bring back
Last night's exile:
Cameron!
(Helicopter rotors beat)
Cameron:
Waaaaaaaah!
(Impact grunt,
Pained groan)
Okay, a) how are you still alive
After a night on the island?
And b)
Why do you smell so rank?
Simple!
Between seasons,
I read up on
Wilderness survival tips.
(Bear grunts)
(Groans)
(Grunts and sighs)
(Urine splatters)
If you douse yourself
With the, um, "scent"
Of the most vicious animal
In the forest,
Then all creatures will give you
The utmost respect.
Duncan:
Not all creatures.
(Sighs) that's just
What my codykins would do!
I'm gonna twert it.
(Giggles)
Thankfully,
I smuggled in some tape
For emergency repairs.
Disgusting revelations aside,
It's challenge time!
Chef didn't have time to cook
Team losers' breakfast
This morning
Because he was busy
Making these!
Pancakes!
That's right,
It's eating contest time!
Each team member gets
One minute to scarf up
As much pancake-y goodness
As they can.
When a hero's eating time
Is up,
They hear this:
(Angelic music plays)
And the villains get this:
(Vulture screeches)
Then you just have to race
Through a nausea-inducing
Obstacle course.
(Gulps, nervous)
Obstacle course?
It's a nod to the mad skills
Course from last season -
The toughest parts, anyway.
First, you've gotta get past
The bouncy butts -
They're a real pain!
Then it's onto the retching
Rolling pin,
And a swift kick
From the grape crusher
Gets you back in line.
Pfft!
That won't be so hard.
Really? Huh.
I wasn't going to add this,
But since scott's
Not impressed...
Bring it in!
Say hello to my metal friend!
(Beep)
Chris:
I call it the salad spinner.
The perfect end
To a barftastic course.
Uh, how does it work?
Probably painfully.
I don't know.
We didn't have time
To test it.
Nice one, scott.
And yes,
I was being sarcastic!
What? What?!
You're pretty
When you're mad.
Barf.
Chris:
Speaking of which,
Players have to make it through
The course without,
Ahem, "regurgitating"
To get back in line
And stay in the game.
But if you puke,
You're benched,
Leaving the other players
On your team to eat up
Without your help.
Once your pancake's toast,
Just complete
The obstacle course
One last time to win.
Ready... Set...
Scarf!
(Horn blasts)
(Chomping)
We need a team leader,
And I think it should be you.
Courtney: what?!
Scott: whatever.
Fine! You go first.
But you'd better
Have a big appetite.
Alejandro:
As you wish.
(Chomping)
(Gasps)
Ouch! Ow!
Oh yeah.
There might be some booby traps
And feisty ingredients
In those pain-cakes.
Mmm...
Are those blueberries?
I've never heard of fish eyes
Being called that, but, sure.
Sierra:
(Vomiting)
Chris:
And sierra is benched!
Who's next?
Cameron: I'm on it!
Hamsters: go, cameron! Yeah!
(Voracious chomp)
Duncan:
(Coughs)
(Blows a kiss)
Since when do I blow kisses?
(Vulture screeches)
Eatin' time's over
For alejandro,
Now it's beatin' time!
Courtney, scott and heather:
Do not throw up!
You can do it!
Ooh! Very nice moves
From alejandro!
And he continues to impress
On the rolling pins!
Yes!
(Whap,
Aleajandro screams)
(Spinner whirs)
(Hard thud)
So that's how it works.
(Alejandro wretches,
Vultures gasp, chris chuckles)
(Alejandro swallows,
Vultures sigh, relieved)
Tastes so nice,
He ate it twice!
Chris will pay
For laughing at me.
Chris:
I sincerely doubt it, al!
(Laughs)
Dirt for brains,
You're next.
Argh! The gruel's
Given me lead gut.
I forgot
That's what you get
When you eat too much
Of the good stuff.
Stop whining
And "get to chowing,"
Or whatever
Your people say!
Scott:
Well, when you put it
Like that.
And stop smiling at me!
(Eating noisily)
Aggghhhh!
Chris:
The villains may have the lead,
But cameron's got
The most game!
(Sniffs)
(Whines)
(Raccoon vomits)
(Angelic music plays)
Run, cam!
Cameron:
My weight divided
By perfect angle
Times fear of failure...
Here goes!
Aagghhh!
(Groans)
Ohhh...
(Sickly groans)
I'm stuffed
Like a thanksgiving pigeon.
(Vulture screeches)
Run, scott!
Run like your very life
Depends on it!
Which it does!
Why would I go next?
I'm team captain!
Because I said so!
Gwen:
Ugh.
Courtney: what?
Heather: huh?
If I don't puke,
Maybe I can still fix things
With courtney and win!
Cameron:
(Groaning)
(Screams)
Ungh!
Aagghhhh! Oof!
(Branches cracking)
Whoaaa! Ugh!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
I caught it all
On my phone!
Way to go, cody!
Cam! Codycam! Camdy?
Chris:
(Laughs)
Next!
No fair!
He didn't do the spinner!
I'll allow it.
His pain was our gain!
Which team will finish their
Barf-tastic breakfast first?
Find out after the break.
Chris:
We're back, and the vultures
Are in the lead,
But for how long?
Duncan:
One side!
I'll go next.
(Rolling pin whirs,
Electrcity crackles)
You break it,
You buy it, scott!
(Grunting and groaning)
Too much gruel
And pancake.
Stomach feels like
It weighs a ton.
Ungh.
A little help here?!
(Beep)
Scott:
Aaggghhhhhhh!
(Spinner whirs loudly)
Chris:
And scott is safe
To eat again!
Mike: you can do it!
Sam: scarf for your life!
Mm-mm.
This is easy!
Chris:
You were saying?
(Muffled cries,
Heavenly choir plays)
Gwen:
(Chomping and gagging)
(Vulture screeches)
(Crab claws clack,
Gwen screams)
I'm not going after gwen.
She'll leave a booby trap
In there for me!
Um, I think she's a little
Too busy for that.
Fine! I'll go next.
But if we lose,
Gwen goes home.
Deal?
Deal.
Chris:
The villains
Are two thirds done,
But it looks like the heroes
Need to up their appetite,
Big time!
Whoaoaoa!
Oof!
Ow... You have to do better
Than that, chris!
(Pained groan)
Vultures:
Hurry! Run!
All:
(Gasp)
(Groans)
Duncan:
Whoa, babe,
You don't look so good.
Yeow!
I'm not one to care
About my looks,
But man,
Check out my lips!
It's like two worms having
A street fight down there.
Chris:
Hero duncan is just ahead
And villain gwen's head is
Turning a new shade of green.
Duncan:
Gwen? Are you okay?
Come on, you can do it!
(Grunts and vomits)
Duncan:
Aw, sick.
Chris:
Oh! And gwen gives the "hurl
Of shame" new meaning!
Hit the bench!
Blehhh!
Chris:
And duncan's
At the salad spinner.
(Heavenly music plays)
Chris:
Heroes need another eater!
I'm on it!
(Chomps)
Even if I could access
My alternate personalities,
I don't think they'd help.
Svetlana only eats veggies,
Veto's a total carnivore,
Manitoba hates carbs
And chester would just complain
There's too much syrup.
(Splat,
Courtney shrieks)
Green jelly!
Aagghhhh!
Get it off me!
Get it off me!
Why is she freaking out
So much?
Sierra:
Season one,
"Phobia factor" challenge.
She's terrified of that stuff!
(Heavenly music plays,
Nearby crackling sound)
(expl*si*n)
(Screaming)
(Spinner whirs)
(Deep inhale)
Can't resist a little chaos.
(Evil laughter)
(Deep inhale,
Light laughter)
Why am I laughing
When I feel like barfing?
Courtney:
(Shrill shrieking)
Chris:
And courtney makes it
To the spinner.
Courtney:
Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoa!
(Indicator buzzes)
Is this norma-a-a-al?
(Terrified scream)
Chris:
(Laughing)
Seen future.
Must stop eating cake.
Chris:
Looks like the villains
Are about to taste victory...
And maybe some old shoes -
We put some in their pancake.
Enjoy the loser cabin
Tonight!
Oh, it's not breakfast anymore,
Alejandro.
It's dinnertime!
Zoey! Tag me! Tag me!
Heather:
No way!
That's not in the rules!
It is if one of the villains
Tags out too.
Ugh!
Alejandro:
Tag my designer boot.
Do it!
Fine. If I have to.
You can do this,
Samuelsan.
One does not play the game,
One lets the game play him.
Waaaah!
Duncan:
Go, sam!
You can do it!
I mean, whatever!
Pfft!
Do whatever
'Cause I don't care!
It's okay
To be a team player.
What?
Just something
About your voice
That's kinda familiar.
Chris:
The heroes have stormed back,
People!
It's neck and neck.
Agghhh!
Agghhh!
Fire ants!
Heather: don't you dare lose!
Scott: come on, man!
Chris:
Sam finishes his pancake first!
I... I dood it wif my mouth.
Cameron:
Sam! The obstacle course!
Wha? Who?
Scott:
Come on, ale-whatever!
Don't bother,
Obviously he can't do it!
Al's finished
The villain's pancake.
The race to finish is on!
(Grunts)
Need power up.
Mike and cameron:
Hurry, sam!
Alejandro's catching up!
Alejandro:
I'm coming for you,
Game-child!
(Snickers)
It's not game-child.
It's game-man!
Sam:
(Guttural yell)
(Spinner whirs)
(Raccoon vomits)
Sam:
(Grunts of exertion)
Hamsters:
(Cheering)
Yeah! Wooo!
Alejandro:
Not so fast!
Scott and heather:
Woo-hoo!
Losing stings.
(Laughs)
Agghhh!
My sexy cheek!
(Sam crashes on platform)
Chris:
And the heroes win!
Hamsters:
(Cheering) yeah!
Ha ha ha! Woo hoo!
Chris:
Oh, just a minute, heroes.
(Monstrous belch)
Zoey and mike:
(Gasp)
(Chess pieces clatter)
(Birds caw)
(Sam burps
Bee buzzes)
Chalk one up
For the game-guy.
Sure, it wasn't easy,
But me and old iron tummy
Didn't get banned
From all the barney buffet's
In the tricounty area
For nothing.
Alejandro:
(Groans, defeated)
Heather:
Knew he couldn't do it.
Scott:
Where's courtney?
Courtney:
Hello? A little help here?!
(Groans) oh...
Alejandro:
If not for me,
We would've lost
By a much more
Dishonorable amount.
But we did still lose,
Right?
Then I suppose tonight
I will be forced
To bid you farewell.
Sam:
I guess neither of us'll be
In the loser cabin tonight!
Flush!
(Laughs)
Chris:
Listen up, campers,
'Cause I have a shocking
Announcement to make.
Gwen didn't
Accidentally-on-purpose
Serve courtney
An ouchie today!
The day's not over yet.
Oh, and after reviewing
The footage
Of today's challenge
And laughing a lot,
Turns out the heroes didn't,
In fact,
Complete the challenge.
Everyone:
(Shocked gasps)
Mike:
But sam finished the pancake
And the obstacle course first!
Sam, will you stand up
And turn out your pockets,
Please?
Everyone:
(Shocked gasps)
I just saved a tiny bit
In case I had to go
To boney island again.
It's a terrible place!
I'm sorry!
Heroes forfeit.
Villains win it!
Vultures:
Yeah! Yes! All right!
Time to vote someone out,
Heroes.
(Markers scratch,
Flies buzz)
Chris:
We're down to the final
Two contestants.
Who will get
The final marshmallow?
Will it be...
Sam "the pancake hoarder,"
Or sierra "the pancake hurler"?
The last marshmallow
Goes to...
(Dramatic music plays)
Sierra!
Guess who didn't need
A boney island contingency plan?
Sam, you're done!
(Groans sadly)
Sorry I blew it, guys,
But you would've done the same
If you were me
And you'd spent a night
In that scary, bite-y place!
Chris:
That reminds me.
Which winner is gonna be
A loser tonight
On the island?
Scott:
Me. I'll go.
Last season, I found
The invincibility sculpture
In no time flat.
Now I get a whole night?
It's in the bag!
Chris:
Any last words before...
You know?
I just wanna say- (beep)
Aaggghhhhhh!
Psyche!
(Loud gelatinous squish)
Sam:
Uh, guys?
A bit stuck in here!
I thought you were gonna fix
That water pressure problem?
The villains finally win again.
But can they do it again again?
Can you stop that
For just one second?
Chef:
(Annoyed sigh)
Find out next time
On total... Drama...
All-stars!
(Toilet flushes,
Sam screams)
Last time on
A very special episode
Of "total drama all-stars":
It was all about teamwork...
Or lack thereof.
Harsh, courtney.
(Chuckles)
Awesome, but harsh.
The challenge,
An epic leechball battle,
Brought out everyone's
Inner psycho.
Especially jo's,
Which is why she got flushed.
But it was an unexpected
Act of valor
That inspired
My brilliant switcheroo.
Now duncan's a hero,
Courtney's a villain,
And I'm a genius.
Oh, it is gonna get nasty!
Will the villains crush
The heroes' winning streak?
Find out now
On total... Drama... All-stars!
♪♪
♪ I wanna be,
I wanna be,
♪ I wanna be famous!
♪ I wanna be,
I wanna be,
♪ I wanna be famous!
(Whistling chorus)
(Camera shutter snaps)
(Thunder rumbles,
Rain patters)
(Raucous clattering outside)
Scott: wha-?
Scott and alejandro:
Aggghhhh!
(Poof,
Alejandro and scott cough)
Mmm-mmm!
I grew up on powdered gruel.
Rich people food
Has nothing on this stuff.
It's the saw dust
That makes it so tasty.
Pweh! Disgusting!
I bet the girls are not treated
This cruelly.
(Loud bang,
Girls scream)
Ewww!
I stand corrected.
I wish chef would pass
On the whole
"Bed and breakfast" thing
And let us starve instead.
It would be more humane.
(Courtney coughs,
Knock at the door)
Scott:
You gonna finish your gruel?
Courtney:
What?! No. Gross!
Help yourself.
Scott:
(Chomping)
You clean up real nice.
Hmm... Smelly, pit stainy...
But I definitely need an ally
Now that I'm stuck
On team villain,
So, hmm...
Hamsters:
(Giggling)
(Yawning)
Hamsters:
(Giggling and shushing)
Surprise!
Welcome to the hero team,
Duncan!
Zoey:
Woo-hoo!
(Noisemaker toots)
Ugh! To all my peeps
Back home and in juvee,
I am not a hero!
It must be a trap
To gain my trust
And then - bam! -
They vote me off.
Fat chance of that!
But I can't let them know
That I know,
So yeah,
I ate the cake.
(Emotional) it was like eating
The happiest day of my life!
Sierra:
Duncan on team hero -
The fans will lose it!
I have to get a photo
For my blog!
Sam:
Let's sing the welcome song!
How 'bout
Let's not do that.
Sierra:
(Horrified shriek)
My social media machine!
It's in pieces!
Oh. Hello? Hello?
Hello?!
Did I break her phone?
(Snoring)
(Loud thunderclap)
(Electricity fizzles)
(Deep inhale,
Malevolent laughter)
It's okay, sierra.
It's not okay!
It's no-kay!
It had my top
Cody pics on it!
Just picture him
In your mind then.
(Dreamily)
Okay, codies. Heh.
Man, I miss my villainous babe.
I bet she's having a blast.
This is the worst!
I only came back
To total drama
To make things better
With courtney.
But now she hates me
More than ever.
(Sobbing)
She came back for me?
Yeah, right!
She probably knew I'd overhear.
But... But how?
Chris:
Okay, now that the weather's
Cleared up,
Get your waterlogged butts
To the beach
For today's beatdown!
I mean... Challenge!
Welcome, contestants!
Before we get started,
Let's bring back
Last night's exile:
Cameron!
(Helicopter rotors beat)
Cameron:
Waaaaaaaah!
(Impact grunt,
Pained groan)
Okay, a) how are you still alive
After a night on the island?
And b)
Why do you smell so rank?
Simple!
Between seasons,
I read up on
Wilderness survival tips.
(Bear grunts)
(Groans)
(Grunts and sighs)
(Urine splatters)
If you douse yourself
With the, um, "scent"
Of the most vicious animal
In the forest,
Then all creatures will give you
The utmost respect.
Duncan:
Not all creatures.
(Sighs) that's just
What my codykins would do!
I'm gonna twert it.
(Giggles)
Thankfully,
I smuggled in some tape
For emergency repairs.
Disgusting revelations aside,
It's challenge time!
Chef didn't have time to cook
Team losers' breakfast
This morning
Because he was busy
Making these!
Pancakes!
That's right,
It's eating contest time!
Each team member gets
One minute to scarf up
As much pancake-y goodness
As they can.
When a hero's eating time
Is up,
They hear this:
(Angelic music plays)
And the villains get this:
(Vulture screeches)
Then you just have to race
Through a nausea-inducing
Obstacle course.
(Gulps, nervous)
Obstacle course?
It's a nod to the mad skills
Course from last season -
The toughest parts, anyway.
First, you've gotta get past
The bouncy butts -
They're a real pain!
Then it's onto the retching
Rolling pin,
And a swift kick
From the grape crusher
Gets you back in line.
Pfft!
That won't be so hard.
Really? Huh.
I wasn't going to add this,
But since scott's
Not impressed...
Bring it in!
Say hello to my metal friend!
(Beep)
Chris:
I call it the salad spinner.
The perfect end
To a barftastic course.
Uh, how does it work?
Probably painfully.
I don't know.
We didn't have time
To test it.
Nice one, scott.
And yes,
I was being sarcastic!
What? What?!
You're pretty
When you're mad.
Barf.
Chris:
Speaking of which,
Players have to make it through
The course without,
Ahem, "regurgitating"
To get back in line
And stay in the game.
But if you puke,
You're benched,
Leaving the other players
On your team to eat up
Without your help.
Once your pancake's toast,
Just complete
The obstacle course
One last time to win.
Ready... Set...
Scarf!
(Horn blasts)
(Chomping)
We need a team leader,
And I think it should be you.
Courtney: what?!
Scott: whatever.
Fine! You go first.
But you'd better
Have a big appetite.
Alejandro:
As you wish.
(Chomping)
(Gasps)
Ouch! Ow!
Oh yeah.
There might be some booby traps
And feisty ingredients
In those pain-cakes.
Mmm...
Are those blueberries?
I've never heard of fish eyes
Being called that, but, sure.
Sierra:
(Vomiting)
Chris:
And sierra is benched!
Who's next?
Cameron: I'm on it!
Hamsters: go, cameron! Yeah!
(Voracious chomp)
Duncan:
(Coughs)
(Blows a kiss)
Since when do I blow kisses?
(Vulture screeches)
Eatin' time's over
For alejandro,
Now it's beatin' time!
Courtney, scott and heather:
Do not throw up!
You can do it!
Ooh! Very nice moves
From alejandro!
And he continues to impress
On the rolling pins!
Yes!
(Whap,
Aleajandro screams)
(Spinner whirs)
(Hard thud)
So that's how it works.
(Alejandro wretches,
Vultures gasp, chris chuckles)
(Alejandro swallows,
Vultures sigh, relieved)
Tastes so nice,
He ate it twice!
Chris will pay
For laughing at me.
Chris:
I sincerely doubt it, al!
(Laughs)
Dirt for brains,
You're next.
Argh! The gruel's
Given me lead gut.
I forgot
That's what you get
When you eat too much
Of the good stuff.
Stop whining
And "get to chowing,"
Or whatever
Your people say!
Scott:
Well, when you put it
Like that.
And stop smiling at me!
(Eating noisily)
Aggghhhh!
Chris:
The villains may have the lead,
But cameron's got
The most game!
(Sniffs)
(Whines)
(Raccoon vomits)
(Angelic music plays)
Run, cam!
Cameron:
My weight divided
By perfect angle
Times fear of failure...
Here goes!
Aagghhh!
(Groans)
Ohhh...
(Sickly groans)
I'm stuffed
Like a thanksgiving pigeon.
(Vulture screeches)
Run, scott!
Run like your very life
Depends on it!
Which it does!
Why would I go next?
I'm team captain!
Because I said so!
Gwen:
Ugh.
Courtney: what?
Heather: huh?
If I don't puke,
Maybe I can still fix things
With courtney and win!
Cameron:
(Groaning)
(Screams)
Ungh!
Aagghhhh! Oof!
(Branches cracking)
Whoaaa! Ugh!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
I caught it all
On my phone!
Way to go, cody!
Cam! Codycam! Camdy?
Chris:
(Laughs)
Next!
No fair!
He didn't do the spinner!
I'll allow it.
His pain was our gain!
Which team will finish their
Barf-tastic breakfast first?
Find out after the break.
Chris:
We're back, and the vultures
Are in the lead,
But for how long?
Duncan:
One side!
I'll go next.
(Rolling pin whirs,
Electrcity crackles)
You break it,
You buy it, scott!
(Grunting and groaning)
Too much gruel
And pancake.
Stomach feels like
It weighs a ton.
Ungh.
A little help here?!
(Beep)
Scott:
Aaggghhhhhhh!
(Spinner whirs loudly)
Chris:
And scott is safe
To eat again!
Mike: you can do it!
Sam: scarf for your life!
Mm-mm.
This is easy!
Chris:
You were saying?
(Muffled cries,
Heavenly choir plays)
Gwen:
(Chomping and gagging)
(Vulture screeches)
(Crab claws clack,
Gwen screams)
I'm not going after gwen.
She'll leave a booby trap
In there for me!
Um, I think she's a little
Too busy for that.
Fine! I'll go next.
But if we lose,
Gwen goes home.
Deal?
Deal.
Chris:
The villains
Are two thirds done,
But it looks like the heroes
Need to up their appetite,
Big time!
Whoaoaoa!
Oof!
Ow... You have to do better
Than that, chris!
(Pained groan)
Vultures:
Hurry! Run!
All:
(Gasp)
(Groans)
Duncan:
Whoa, babe,
You don't look so good.
Yeow!
I'm not one to care
About my looks,
But man,
Check out my lips!
It's like two worms having
A street fight down there.
Chris:
Hero duncan is just ahead
And villain gwen's head is
Turning a new shade of green.
Duncan:
Gwen? Are you okay?
Come on, you can do it!
(Grunts and vomits)
Duncan:
Aw, sick.
Chris:
Oh! And gwen gives the "hurl
Of shame" new meaning!
Hit the bench!
Blehhh!
Chris:
And duncan's
At the salad spinner.
(Heavenly music plays)
Chris:
Heroes need another eater!
I'm on it!
(Chomps)
Even if I could access
My alternate personalities,
I don't think they'd help.
Svetlana only eats veggies,
Veto's a total carnivore,
Manitoba hates carbs
And chester would just complain
There's too much syrup.
(Splat,
Courtney shrieks)
Green jelly!
Aagghhhh!
Get it off me!
Get it off me!
Why is she freaking out
So much?
Sierra:
Season one,
"Phobia factor" challenge.
She's terrified of that stuff!
(Heavenly music plays,
Nearby crackling sound)
(expl*si*n)
(Screaming)
(Spinner whirs)
(Deep inhale)
Can't resist a little chaos.
(Evil laughter)
(Deep inhale,
Light laughter)
Why am I laughing
When I feel like barfing?
Courtney:
(Shrill shrieking)
Chris:
And courtney makes it
To the spinner.
Courtney:
Whoaoaoaoaoaoaoa!
(Indicator buzzes)
Is this norma-a-a-al?
(Terrified scream)
Chris:
(Laughing)
Seen future.
Must stop eating cake.
Chris:
Looks like the villains
Are about to taste victory...
And maybe some old shoes -
We put some in their pancake.
Enjoy the loser cabin
Tonight!
Oh, it's not breakfast anymore,
Alejandro.
It's dinnertime!
Zoey! Tag me! Tag me!
Heather:
No way!
That's not in the rules!
It is if one of the villains
Tags out too.
Ugh!
Alejandro:
Tag my designer boot.
Do it!
Fine. If I have to.
You can do this,
Samuelsan.
One does not play the game,
One lets the game play him.
Waaaah!
Duncan:
Go, sam!
You can do it!
I mean, whatever!
Pfft!
Do whatever
'Cause I don't care!
It's okay
To be a team player.
What?
Just something
About your voice
That's kinda familiar.
Chris:
The heroes have stormed back,
People!
It's neck and neck.
Agghhh!
Agghhh!
Fire ants!
Heather: don't you dare lose!
Scott: come on, man!
Chris:
Sam finishes his pancake first!
I... I dood it wif my mouth.
Cameron:
Sam! The obstacle course!
Wha? Who?
Scott:
Come on, ale-whatever!
Don't bother,
Obviously he can't do it!
Al's finished
The villain's pancake.
The race to finish is on!
(Grunts)
Need power up.
Mike and cameron:
Hurry, sam!
Alejandro's catching up!
Alejandro:
I'm coming for you,
Game-child!
(Snickers)
It's not game-child.
It's game-man!
Sam:
(Guttural yell)
(Spinner whirs)
(Raccoon vomits)
Sam:
(Grunts of exertion)
Hamsters:
(Cheering)
Yeah! Wooo!
Alejandro:
Not so fast!
Scott and heather:
Woo-hoo!
Losing stings.
(Laughs)
Agghhh!
My sexy cheek!
(Sam crashes on platform)
Chris:
And the heroes win!
Hamsters:
(Cheering) yeah!
Ha ha ha! Woo hoo!
Chris:
Oh, just a minute, heroes.
(Monstrous belch)
Zoey and mike:
(Gasp)
(Chess pieces clatter)
(Birds caw)
(Sam burps
Bee buzzes)
Chalk one up
For the game-guy.
Sure, it wasn't easy,
But me and old iron tummy
Didn't get banned
From all the barney buffet's
In the tricounty area
For nothing.
Alejandro:
(Groans, defeated)
Heather:
Knew he couldn't do it.
Scott:
Where's courtney?
Courtney:
Hello? A little help here?!
(Groans) oh...
Alejandro:
If not for me,
We would've lost
By a much more
Dishonorable amount.
But we did still lose,
Right?
Then I suppose tonight
I will be forced
To bid you farewell.
Sam:
I guess neither of us'll be
In the loser cabin tonight!
Flush!
(Laughs)
Chris:
Listen up, campers,
'Cause I have a shocking
Announcement to make.
Gwen didn't
Accidentally-on-purpose
Serve courtney
An ouchie today!
The day's not over yet.
Oh, and after reviewing
The footage
Of today's challenge
And laughing a lot,
Turns out the heroes didn't,
In fact,
Complete the challenge.
Everyone:
(Shocked gasps)
Mike:
But sam finished the pancake
And the obstacle course first!
Sam, will you stand up
And turn out your pockets,
Please?
Everyone:
(Shocked gasps)
I just saved a tiny bit
In case I had to go
To boney island again.
It's a terrible place!
I'm sorry!
Heroes forfeit.
Villains win it!
Vultures:
Yeah! Yes! All right!
Time to vote someone out,
Heroes.
(Markers scratch,
Flies buzz)
Chris:
We're down to the final
Two contestants.
Who will get
The final marshmallow?
Will it be...
Sam "the pancake hoarder,"
Or sierra "the pancake hurler"?
The last marshmallow
Goes to...
(Dramatic music plays)
Sierra!
Guess who didn't need
A boney island contingency plan?
Sam, you're done!
(Groans sadly)
Sorry I blew it, guys,
But you would've done the same
If you were me
And you'd spent a night
In that scary, bite-y place!
Chris:
That reminds me.
Which winner is gonna be
A loser tonight
On the island?
Scott:
Me. I'll go.
Last season, I found
The invincibility sculpture
In no time flat.
Now I get a whole night?
It's in the bag!
Chris:
Any last words before...
You know?
I just wanna say- (beep)
Aaggghhhhhh!
Psyche!
(Loud gelatinous squish)
Sam:
Uh, guys?
A bit stuck in here!
I thought you were gonna fix
That water pressure problem?
The villains finally win again.
But can they do it again again?
Can you stop that
For just one second?
Chef:
(Annoyed sigh)
Find out next time
On total... Drama...
All-stars!
(Toilet flushes,
Sam screams)