02x16 - Dial M for Merger
Posted: 06/10/22 07:23
last time on Total Drama Action
it was a festival of guts determination
and sweat as yours truly put our
contestants through their sports movie
paces only leshawna was a little
distracted with her rent above the gag
turned up on Courtney's PDA and so in
the end Heather that queen of me was
sick packing straight to the salon but
there's no time to think about our
corpse today instead we're gonna make
the best spy movie ever and we might
have a few sneaky surprises along the
way right here on Total Drama
[Applause]
[Music]
mama dada doing fine
[Music]
asked me what I wanted to be in nothing
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
I'll keep eating like this and my bootys
gonna get pity see no that's not kosher
what's a girl gotta do I've said I'm
sorry about that easy spa lie a million
times and that's the only million
leshawna will ever see my lawyers are
working on it right now even my own
teammates TVs go leshawna go leshawna
careful you get wind burn from moving so
fast
hey I don't trust anybody anyway so this
is usual t me bleak yet oddly hot warm
this morning door doorknob
[Music]
what
[Music]
I always knew that producers were mean
but now I think they're actually trying
to k*ll us if you ask me it's a
conspiracy - hey where's Harold Beth
listen to me it's gonna be all right
just focus on my calming Beauty and
soothing complexion
[Music]
oh my eye
my beautiful I'm sure die I'm so sorry
are you okay ah I bruise easier than a
clingstone peach must prevent swelling I
need ice ice
[Music]
nobody will ever hire me now my modeling
career is over I'll have to go work in
the circus as a as one of those circus
freaks Hey
where if my PDA trying to steal it again
I see no I was just trying to give it
back
swearsies welcome to the world of spy
movies
dude what's with the bad Jamaican accent
Jamaican more like Japanese no Swedish
French kinda sounds Italian to me um
hello it's Russian and I should know
because I am an actor really any good
spy in any good spy movie must have
three essential skills one the ability
to deactivate a b*mb - the ability to
escape an exploding building and three
the ability to fake an accent that makes
people believe you actually speak the
language like am i fab a Russian accent
mine you'll need two of the three skills
to get through today's reward challenges
you guess which two let me give you a
hint not to turn one mots
[Music]
know anything about bombs I once was in
a musical about the environment called
the 3 R's iris recycle and my best
friend Marci played reduce she paints
her nails great food just like me anyway
only three people showed up and the
director said it bombed so yeah I know a
thing or two about bombs mr. ninja not
so much over here doesn't get anywhere
near the b*mb if you deactivate bombs
the way you foil booby traps we are so
dead and one last thing since I'm really
home bored of the teams I'm busting them
off now on it's every dude and dudette
for themselves I'll see you back on
solid ground
let the double-oh-seven begin breaking
us up after all we've been through
[Music]
that's what we've been
[Music]
constantly
[Music]
[Applause]
how do we get out of here the GPS
indicates an exit somewhere over there
I don't normally trust technology but in
this case now make an exception
honey that direction only leads to
heartache and tears on your pillow over
here way to go Justin good eye now that
I'm a hideously deformed circus freak I
have to rely on my brains to win this
thing
you hear me brain yeah I'm speaking to
you cool awesome this is like something
out of that spy movie the ultimate
ultimatum don't I look awesome in blue
now the first part of the spy movie
challenge see that case in the middle of
the room you have to get whatever's
inside cuz you're gonna need it for part
two of the challenge no problemo you see
smash and grab we need to finish you
gotta get whatever's inside without
setting off the alarm but be careful
those lasers will cut you clear in half
better home fitting under there it's not
gonna be easy for this bountiful booty
brain got any ideas your fault no this
is all your fault we're good for you
anyway number one requirement for a BFF
don't allow other BFF to get stuck
between dangerous life-threatening
lasers yeah and you know what's a number
two requirement is requirement
[Music]
oh I'd howl ah what the heck anybody
okay brain it's all up to you I know you
haven't had a lot of exercise in the
past
um sixteen years give or take but you
can do this hahaha
Mirror Mirror in my hand who is the
smartest one of all stop gawking and
start lifting Oh careful careful
not so fast that was close pros and cons
of life as a circus freak Pro Travel con
the bearded check you gotta admit that
was pretty cool the three of us working
together solve problems one of us anyway
some of us were too busy making googly
eyes at a certain girl you go first
oh hey watch it how about we form a
secret alliance vote together we'll all
make it to the final three there aren't
enough rare treskilling yellow
18:55 s in the world to ever make me
work with him you really are such a dork
the treskilling yellow 1855 is the
rarest stamp in the world worth over two
million dollars if I had it I wouldn't
need to be here listening to your drivel
forget your stupid stamps three words 1
million DeNiro's see that's what I'm
talking about ok so now what grab
whatever's around and smash it open case
probably is an arm since the lasers are
protecting IV mentally disagree the case
is quite possibly booby-trapped don't
listen to his
ninis over here grab whatever you can
and smash away what is that girl doing
taking my expert advice no doubt and
staying away nothing grips my wheel more
than a chick with a furious spin he'll
fly and jump kick after that mixed
martial arts display Courtney shot way
up on my you're alright meter just a
weird g*n thingy and some wire cutters
to escape a building that's about to
blow
[Applause]
[Music]
odd just a weird g*n thingy and some
wire cutters to escape a building that's
about to blow learn boy
[Applause]
[Music]
mom is your smile hot stuff I'm too
knowledgeable to die three - you should
have seen the looks on your faces
oh come on for the record what I gave
Duncan would properly be classified as a
pity hug he was clearly scared out of
his mind probably would have died of
fright if I hadn't wrapped my arms
around him his little heart was beating
so fast
so no pity hug pity hug plain and simple
man Courtney is this close to begging me
to take her back just watch you'll need
the zip wire g*n and the wire cutters
for the next spy challenge whether
Courtney our little kung fu queen
chooses to share her tools with the
tools it's totally up to her oh by the
way the first countdown was just a test
real countdown begins
[Music]
find out use the zip line to get out of
here but we need another structure of
some kind for it to grab on to what do I
hear for a ride to freedom you gotta be
kidding y'all willing to bargain with
our lives um duh and the offers better
be good
I've already got a PDA well how about a
bottle of my face brightener papaya is
really good at picking up an ashy
complexion my prized action figure
transistor man still in the box
my French maid's outfit wait I played a
French maid in the school play oh sorry
none of these pathetic offers interest
me what do you want woman time's running
out
can't you see
[Music]
I share the prize money with you 5050 if
you win what I knew there was a reason
we picked Courtney she's nasty
I love nasty why okay okay what is good
how are we gonna get over there with
only one line get ready for the
fireworks Oh another false alarm
that boy is just downright me as if we
have the budget to blow up an entire
building I was just playing with you
again because I can write nearly okay
kiddies time for your next super spook
challenge in front of you you will see
seven bombs you will have to deactivate
the bombs with only the tools you got
from the last challenge the wire cutters
oh wait was it Courtney the only one who
got the wire cutters well I guess
everybody else will just have to find
their own way of cutting the wires sucks
to be you
any questions where can I get the b*mb
schematics
do box come with instruction am i
reading the right kind of b*mb
deactivating clothing and it's not where
can we get the proper outfit preferably
and cotton candy because that color is
so right with my hair cool there are no
questions what are we waiting for
oh yeah one more thing those barrels are
filled with the most stinky the most
noxious substances known to humankind
yeah that's right we're talking major
stink bombs you mean worse than Owens
parts yes yes it is
yo shut
why can't you handle this I'm busy
good luck just this time you're really
gonna need it look at what matches my
toenails that one matches my eyes
shouldn't an uber eat like you know
which wire to cut
shouldn't an uber delinquent like you
know how to diffuse a stink b*mb oh yeah
this Alliance is working gangbusters
I'll email tip to my lawyers most sharks
will have a b*mb expert back to me
within my nobody sends Cortney an
out-of-office reply especially not when
I'm paying them 20% of my settlement
okay brain now's the time to bring it
eenie meenie miney mo mai niemi nemo
brain don't be messing with me now
[Music]
besides if the b*mb goes off its d*ck
including you
you make a good point
[Music]
yeah heart you can start pumping again
save the celebration we still have six
more barrels and only 53 more seconds
[Music]
[Music]
bring this just might be the start of a
beautiful friendship
hold up if we cut the wires then why am
I still here in tickets
brain we are sold what obviously we're
not gonna wire each b*mb exactly the
same way that would be way too easy for
our production crew and no fun for me
the vitamin C in the tomatoes boosts
collagen improve skin texture firmness
and tone with this hideous facial
deformity I'll need all the help I can
get sister it's also dinner excuse me
don't I get a D stinking bath too you'll
get the juice would you mix the 50/50
split not on your life you wish okay
then have a nice life with everyone
shutting you fine deal's off
everybody having fun yet
guardian Lindsey as the winners of the
first and second challenges you get the
reward an all-expense-paid trip to Paris
New York what it's the place where
magical dreams happen nice try but no
it's an all-expense-paid trip to a local
cheese factory wall on tour you'll get
to sample all the Jesus of the world
from blue cheese to green cheese to
headcheese which isn't technically a
cheese but reeks just the same great
Cortney we have to cut the cheese
together one I'm lactose intolerant - I
don't like you I can't reach my lawyers
so they can get me
hey Chris how long do we have to soak
until the stink wears off the teams are
no more let's see how these stinkers do
on their own next time
[Music]
it was a festival of guts determination
and sweat as yours truly put our
contestants through their sports movie
paces only leshawna was a little
distracted with her rent above the gag
turned up on Courtney's PDA and so in
the end Heather that queen of me was
sick packing straight to the salon but
there's no time to think about our
corpse today instead we're gonna make
the best spy movie ever and we might
have a few sneaky surprises along the
way right here on Total Drama
[Applause]
[Music]
mama dada doing fine
[Music]
asked me what I wanted to be in nothing
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
I'll keep eating like this and my bootys
gonna get pity see no that's not kosher
what's a girl gotta do I've said I'm
sorry about that easy spa lie a million
times and that's the only million
leshawna will ever see my lawyers are
working on it right now even my own
teammates TVs go leshawna go leshawna
careful you get wind burn from moving so
fast
hey I don't trust anybody anyway so this
is usual t me bleak yet oddly hot warm
this morning door doorknob
[Music]
what
[Music]
I always knew that producers were mean
but now I think they're actually trying
to k*ll us if you ask me it's a
conspiracy - hey where's Harold Beth
listen to me it's gonna be all right
just focus on my calming Beauty and
soothing complexion
[Music]
oh my eye
my beautiful I'm sure die I'm so sorry
are you okay ah I bruise easier than a
clingstone peach must prevent swelling I
need ice ice
[Music]
nobody will ever hire me now my modeling
career is over I'll have to go work in
the circus as a as one of those circus
freaks Hey
where if my PDA trying to steal it again
I see no I was just trying to give it
back
swearsies welcome to the world of spy
movies
dude what's with the bad Jamaican accent
Jamaican more like Japanese no Swedish
French kinda sounds Italian to me um
hello it's Russian and I should know
because I am an actor really any good
spy in any good spy movie must have
three essential skills one the ability
to deactivate a b*mb - the ability to
escape an exploding building and three
the ability to fake an accent that makes
people believe you actually speak the
language like am i fab a Russian accent
mine you'll need two of the three skills
to get through today's reward challenges
you guess which two let me give you a
hint not to turn one mots
[Music]
know anything about bombs I once was in
a musical about the environment called
the 3 R's iris recycle and my best
friend Marci played reduce she paints
her nails great food just like me anyway
only three people showed up and the
director said it bombed so yeah I know a
thing or two about bombs mr. ninja not
so much over here doesn't get anywhere
near the b*mb if you deactivate bombs
the way you foil booby traps we are so
dead and one last thing since I'm really
home bored of the teams I'm busting them
off now on it's every dude and dudette
for themselves I'll see you back on
solid ground
let the double-oh-seven begin breaking
us up after all we've been through
[Music]
that's what we've been
[Music]
constantly
[Music]
[Applause]
how do we get out of here the GPS
indicates an exit somewhere over there
I don't normally trust technology but in
this case now make an exception
honey that direction only leads to
heartache and tears on your pillow over
here way to go Justin good eye now that
I'm a hideously deformed circus freak I
have to rely on my brains to win this
thing
you hear me brain yeah I'm speaking to
you cool awesome this is like something
out of that spy movie the ultimate
ultimatum don't I look awesome in blue
now the first part of the spy movie
challenge see that case in the middle of
the room you have to get whatever's
inside cuz you're gonna need it for part
two of the challenge no problemo you see
smash and grab we need to finish you
gotta get whatever's inside without
setting off the alarm but be careful
those lasers will cut you clear in half
better home fitting under there it's not
gonna be easy for this bountiful booty
brain got any ideas your fault no this
is all your fault we're good for you
anyway number one requirement for a BFF
don't allow other BFF to get stuck
between dangerous life-threatening
lasers yeah and you know what's a number
two requirement is requirement
[Music]
oh I'd howl ah what the heck anybody
okay brain it's all up to you I know you
haven't had a lot of exercise in the
past
um sixteen years give or take but you
can do this hahaha
Mirror Mirror in my hand who is the
smartest one of all stop gawking and
start lifting Oh careful careful
not so fast that was close pros and cons
of life as a circus freak Pro Travel con
the bearded check you gotta admit that
was pretty cool the three of us working
together solve problems one of us anyway
some of us were too busy making googly
eyes at a certain girl you go first
oh hey watch it how about we form a
secret alliance vote together we'll all
make it to the final three there aren't
enough rare treskilling yellow
18:55 s in the world to ever make me
work with him you really are such a dork
the treskilling yellow 1855 is the
rarest stamp in the world worth over two
million dollars if I had it I wouldn't
need to be here listening to your drivel
forget your stupid stamps three words 1
million DeNiro's see that's what I'm
talking about ok so now what grab
whatever's around and smash it open case
probably is an arm since the lasers are
protecting IV mentally disagree the case
is quite possibly booby-trapped don't
listen to his
ninis over here grab whatever you can
and smash away what is that girl doing
taking my expert advice no doubt and
staying away nothing grips my wheel more
than a chick with a furious spin he'll
fly and jump kick after that mixed
martial arts display Courtney shot way
up on my you're alright meter just a
weird g*n thingy and some wire cutters
to escape a building that's about to
blow
[Applause]
[Music]
odd just a weird g*n thingy and some
wire cutters to escape a building that's
about to blow learn boy
[Applause]
[Music]
mom is your smile hot stuff I'm too
knowledgeable to die three - you should
have seen the looks on your faces
oh come on for the record what I gave
Duncan would properly be classified as a
pity hug he was clearly scared out of
his mind probably would have died of
fright if I hadn't wrapped my arms
around him his little heart was beating
so fast
so no pity hug pity hug plain and simple
man Courtney is this close to begging me
to take her back just watch you'll need
the zip wire g*n and the wire cutters
for the next spy challenge whether
Courtney our little kung fu queen
chooses to share her tools with the
tools it's totally up to her oh by the
way the first countdown was just a test
real countdown begins
[Music]
find out use the zip line to get out of
here but we need another structure of
some kind for it to grab on to what do I
hear for a ride to freedom you gotta be
kidding y'all willing to bargain with
our lives um duh and the offers better
be good
I've already got a PDA well how about a
bottle of my face brightener papaya is
really good at picking up an ashy
complexion my prized action figure
transistor man still in the box
my French maid's outfit wait I played a
French maid in the school play oh sorry
none of these pathetic offers interest
me what do you want woman time's running
out
can't you see
[Music]
I share the prize money with you 5050 if
you win what I knew there was a reason
we picked Courtney she's nasty
I love nasty why okay okay what is good
how are we gonna get over there with
only one line get ready for the
fireworks Oh another false alarm
that boy is just downright me as if we
have the budget to blow up an entire
building I was just playing with you
again because I can write nearly okay
kiddies time for your next super spook
challenge in front of you you will see
seven bombs you will have to deactivate
the bombs with only the tools you got
from the last challenge the wire cutters
oh wait was it Courtney the only one who
got the wire cutters well I guess
everybody else will just have to find
their own way of cutting the wires sucks
to be you
any questions where can I get the b*mb
schematics
do box come with instruction am i
reading the right kind of b*mb
deactivating clothing and it's not where
can we get the proper outfit preferably
and cotton candy because that color is
so right with my hair cool there are no
questions what are we waiting for
oh yeah one more thing those barrels are
filled with the most stinky the most
noxious substances known to humankind
yeah that's right we're talking major
stink bombs you mean worse than Owens
parts yes yes it is
yo shut
why can't you handle this I'm busy
good luck just this time you're really
gonna need it look at what matches my
toenails that one matches my eyes
shouldn't an uber eat like you know
which wire to cut
shouldn't an uber delinquent like you
know how to diffuse a stink b*mb oh yeah
this Alliance is working gangbusters
I'll email tip to my lawyers most sharks
will have a b*mb expert back to me
within my nobody sends Cortney an
out-of-office reply especially not when
I'm paying them 20% of my settlement
okay brain now's the time to bring it
eenie meenie miney mo mai niemi nemo
brain don't be messing with me now
[Music]
besides if the b*mb goes off its d*ck
including you
you make a good point
[Music]
yeah heart you can start pumping again
save the celebration we still have six
more barrels and only 53 more seconds
[Music]
[Music]
bring this just might be the start of a
beautiful friendship
hold up if we cut the wires then why am
I still here in tickets
brain we are sold what obviously we're
not gonna wire each b*mb exactly the
same way that would be way too easy for
our production crew and no fun for me
the vitamin C in the tomatoes boosts
collagen improve skin texture firmness
and tone with this hideous facial
deformity I'll need all the help I can
get sister it's also dinner excuse me
don't I get a D stinking bath too you'll
get the juice would you mix the 50/50
split not on your life you wish okay
then have a nice life with everyone
shutting you fine deal's off
everybody having fun yet
guardian Lindsey as the winners of the
first and second challenges you get the
reward an all-expense-paid trip to Paris
New York what it's the place where
magical dreams happen nice try but no
it's an all-expense-paid trip to a local
cheese factory wall on tour you'll get
to sample all the Jesus of the world
from blue cheese to green cheese to
headcheese which isn't technically a
cheese but reeks just the same great
Cortney we have to cut the cheese
together one I'm lactose intolerant - I
don't like you I can't reach my lawyers
so they can get me
hey Chris how long do we have to soak
until the stink wears off the teams are
no more let's see how these stinkers do
on their own next time
[Music]