last time on Total Drama Action
imprisoned in a world they didn't create
forced to ingest deadly foods and even
to taste them twice nonetheless the two
courageous teams clawed their way to
freedom and heal only chef made a new
friends I'm gonna ride you till your
confidence pokes the back of the spoon
and your self-respect form stiff peaks
no more mama's boy yay but prison is no
place for traitors even cool goth ones
so at the end of the day it was goodbye
Gwen hello Izzy yeah Izzy that girl has
eight shades of naughty will she drive
everyone else crazy to find out now on
total
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mama dada you in fine
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I wanted to be in everything
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nothing
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everything is so much smaller than I
remembered I still can't believe when
made a side deal with the other team
didn't know she had an inner I remember
that Bush I remember that tree oh I
remember that rock hey Rock well I can't
believe they let Indy back they totally
negated our numbers advantage and that's
the only advantage we had don't we
starting something girl
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hey who locked the door wait let me try
it
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you know a dead body or an undead body
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calm yourselves no one's dead yet I'm
here to prep you fluffy ducks for our
most awesome challenge yet these
textbooks hold the sum total of eight
years of med school and each one of you
gets one because tomorrow we're gonna
play doctor I hate doctors they just get
off on telling people stuff they don't
want to hear like like don't pick at
that scab or if you eat nothing but
pickled eggs you'll die
hey don't tell me what I can't eat now
playing doctor playing doctor I can
handle I could be a doctor if I wanted
to I have plenty of hands-on experience
because I've contracted more than 300
known diseases and I've been cured of
nearly all of them but there is no known
vaccine for loving leshawna to win this
challenge you're gonna want to memorize
the entire contents of these textbooks
by morning but it's already so late you
got that right what med school
all-nighter would be complete without
pizza
that smells good
it's gotta be a trick more like method
acting med school interns consume eight
hundred and fifty percent more pizza
than the average human so dig in
cuz there's plenty more where that came
from looks okay smells okay tastes
incredible how is that even possible
keep them coming I'll add the final my
team's gonna wonder where I am
hey Beth do I squint when I read I don't
know your shirts distracting me I'll
just read the book to you spare your
beautiful eyes
chapter one anatomy hey you know what my
brothers and me did once we had a
no-hands pizza off haha you should have
been there I was top of my pre-med class
before the RCMP start chasing me so this
should be a snap and Owen is just the
sweetest thing ever if he were a candy
bar he tastes just like caramel covered
marshmallows it's totally awesome that
is he is back yeah it's like Christmas
but with pizza it's peach mash this pie
is rad
who knew chef can rock the saw aren't
you having any leshawna I love pizza but
me and airy do not agree I'm rather you
do not want to be around for that
well no pizza for leshawna means more
for the rest of us hey slow down
DJ hasn't had any where is DJ
I've been here the whole time
obviously now hand me some pie mm I'm
good ha well I'm not gonna just watch
all eat tomorrow's a furball challenge
no need to bust our humps when no one's
getting kicked off the lady has a point
I'm out I couldn't force them to stay
but it's not like they'll help us win I
mean in medical terms please those two
will only come in handy if the challenge
is about piercings or plus-size shopping
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now that Gwen's gone we've got to watch
our backs around heaven I was thinking
what if you me and Harold form an
alliance you and me and Harold in an
alliance I'm serious yeah yeah yeah
whatever
so tired howie of my brain is full oh
man nothing like a good night's sleep am
i right
morning competitors or should I say
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ready for today's new challenge some of
us are more ready than others you made
your choice I made my loot engine my
favorite let's take it inside today's
reward challenge is called visiting
hours and only one member of the winning
team will get to enjoy the reward if
only one of us gets the prize why even
bother trying to win a challenge is a
challenge
it's one for all and all for one yeah
but if we win who gets to be the one the
person who most directly contributes to
the win as in me JA Chris you haven't
told us what the reward is yet you're
very perceptive Harold let's see if
that'll help you and your team assemble
a cadaver
you need like a dead body no I mean like
a giant dead body
these tanks contain the dismembered
parts of two identical cadavers each
player will climb their respective team
ladder strap on the bungee cord and jump
into the t*nk with hopes of retrieving a
body part any parts you find will be
snapped in place on the platform's use
those chains to raise them all the way
to the roof where they'll be reanimated
by
lightning first team to bring a Frank
and Chris to life wins first crack goes
to the team who can tell me how to treat
someone where the beam stuck up their
nose Oh administer two cc's of pain meds
and probe the affected area with a
sterile swab
correctamundo
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oh yeah I forgot to mention the electric
eels three zaps and you're out
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okay next question your patient has an
itchy red inflammation on their butt
diagnosis diaper rash apply salve
repeatedly to achieve humectant
dispersion this
got it Oh got it
Oh whoops-a-daisy gas pedal next
question your patients got a white
tongue red eyes and they're oozing gooey
crud diagnosis oh oh I know this pinkish
iotus treat with two rounds of floppity
Jib 'it's absolutely correct I messed
around with some of the terms in the
textbook nice work is smells like ear
wax pineapple itis
Burtt between the joes
why could walk a 2x4 pants Mickey
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the gaffer's ahead by ahead gosh that is
so not cool alright YouTube separate
stop getting up in Harold's grill okay
we win this maybe you'll get the reward
don't let him get to you baby
he's just playing he's lucky I didn't
pull a karate move on him ow actually I
think you me and Duncan could form one
heck of an alliance Oh what with him are
you nuts
I'm just trying to look out for you Oh
unbelievable how could leshawna even
talk to Duncan he's a worthless Punk or
my name isn't Harold Norbert cheever
Doris McGrady v please don't tell Duncan
about the tourist part the gaffers have
their cadaver time to start yanking some
chain and be quick about it cuz the
grips are right behind you
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the grips are still in this whose
cadaver will hit the roof first make
sure you come back for all the total
drama what's this icky sore oh and
you're burning up my passionate soul
lemony hold on red sores fever lemony
burps aren't those symptoms of one of
the diseases in the book more to testico
crumples isn't just fatal it's highly
contagious okay looks like it's
quarantine time see ya wouldn't wanna be
ya
there's more to this disease than either
team nose
seriously weird Owens somehow gets
infected with a fatal disease I'm sure
it's just a 24-hour kind of fatal you
four brave Deadman
I'll find a cure I swear quarantine Owen
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djay be some kind of mistake great now
Owens not only infectious
he's a deranged pinball of death we need
to confirm no one else is infected
symptoms of mortage istic Oh crumples
disease include expl*sive diarrhea
lips my my lips they're on fire
sudden hot flashes
seasickness speaking in tongues
temporary blindness anyone anyone I know
it's meant to be dangerous and all but
it's still a TV show no way they'd
actually let somebody die in here am i
right
you'd think we wouldn't but just imagine
the ratings I'm burning up want us to
take your temperature with this
thermometer is that a rectal thermometer
you're the sick one both of you stop
here baby have a sip of water oh this is
nuts
have you noticed we're the only ones who
didn't study all night and we're the
only ones who haven't been infected I'm
starting to seriously question this
Mordo testing my patience junk we need
to get our hands on one of those
textbooks there's got to be something
these guys missed good idea except Chris
sealed off the only exit not the only
exit
I'm not a huge fan of heights well I'm
not a huge fan of dying you got a point
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I take a practical approach to life and
to this game namely if someone is too
nice to you there has got to be a reason
and you just know it ain't gonna be
pretty my lips to my mother I leave you
all my many awards and trophies to my
brothers and sisters I leave you nothing
earn it yourself you lazy slackers
mother is that you relax everyone
as someone who has extensive experience
with forgery trust me this text book and
everything in it is a total crock the
book covers are really just old cereal
boxes it can't be a crock
no-one's faking being sick no but it's
still a hoax
I just went to chef's kitchen where I
found this cheese canister I've never
seen before no itching powder and
laxatives that explains the diarrhea and
itchy lips I'm the only one who didn't
get sick cuz I didn't eat the pizza but
wait what about the sores on owen and DJ
it's just a slice of pepperoni we're
gonna need the shower first brother
needs to be
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delicious sore he's right now let
me out of this wait stop
so wait sweet air Oh stale air smelly
smelly air I think I'm still dying what
about the other symptoms blindness
speaking in tongues oh my gosh first
year med school syndrome too much
studying and too little sleep can make
you think you've got every disease in
the book huh I can see I can see
congratulations
screaming gaffers you just won the
challenge sweet
brilliant diagnostic skills Duncan and
leshawna ready to suss it out and for
your reward knew I forgot something
just a sec
okay Jokers all I want is an ironclad
Alliance to get Heather out of my face
can we not agree on this I don't know if
I can handle being in an alliance with
you indoors here how could you
that's the lowest meanest dirtiest gosh
well that's the last secret you're gonna
get from this guy now you'll never know
about my teapot collection or the fact
that I wear a Wizards cape when I play
solitaire I absolutely refuse to be an
alliance with Duncan with you yes a
hundred thousand kajillion times yes but
with him never I try and help and this
is what I get you're a pair of fools as
I was saying for your reward that's my
mama
yep one of you gets a whole spa night
away from this cruddy stuarti a lot with
your very best friend so who's the lucky
stiff I'm sorry it's just your lies it's
just all been too much Wow you actually
do have a heart
and leshawna did solve the challenge I
nominate her to win the reward all in
favor aye no no I can't believe this you
guys are so beautiful what a generous
clean-up on aisle two
thank you you never crap
not even a mr. bunny rabbits funeral you
nuts
I was just making sure they vote me the
heck out of here for the night I knew
was to fool to be true ah a night away
from total drama hate a man behind whoa
I hope they're gonna exfoliate with
Shauna's attitude at the spa for shove
her morals in the sauna and give them a
good detoxifying steam so will the Shah
to come back with cleaner pores or a
crazy dirty conscience find out next
time on Total Drama
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02x08 - One Flu Over the Cuckoos
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