02x21 - Mombot
Posted: 06/07/22 18:21
behold my ex-boson super configurator
i've accomplished what no other
scientist has ever done prove climate
change is real build a machine that
creates a miniature black hole and makes
broccoli taste like applesauce what are
you going to do with it i'm going to
start eating my broccoli and
simultaneously prove once and for all
that i'm the greatest scientist who ever
lived
nicely done sir
oh
depth perception is for losers
and now to present my brilliant
invention to the scientific community
and be honored by my peers
wait until the last minute huh
there's no way i can lose i mean sure
it's a nice rock but i think i have the
edge here hi i'm beth the shrew and i
made this all by myself i betcha ah the
solar system it's so much less cluttered
since they tossed that dwarf planet
except there's no such thing as other
planets they're just holograms projected
by aliens if there are no planets then
where do the aliens come from mister
you see particle theory is different
from string theory so my device whoa a
potato clock
what makes it a potato clock you wind it
up when you go to bed and it wakes you
up potato clock
welcome to the village science fair
awards did you see lady walrus on the
red carpet she's had that dress so long
it's been in style three times
nothing huh fine the award for best
science fair project goes to
beth the shrew and her solar system
diorama
and of course everyone gets a
participation trophy because if at first
you don't succeed you've actually
succeeded
hey where's my trophy you were
disqualified you exceeded the height
limit for a children's competition
you also win a week of observing our
village's top scientist
expert science judge tales
i know it'll cheer you up let's see what
net meal toy you got
councilman mcmahon what nitwit thought
kids would find a bean county bureaucrat
character interesting
my son picked that rock out all by
himself look how she's gushing over him
it's just a silly rock i wish i had
someone to give me unconditional love
like that
not you but maybe a robot is the answer
uploading recipe file including happy
face pancakes basic first aid
instructions lullabies all bedtime
stories were evil triumphs
add to database don't play ball in the
house no more screen time and if you
keep making that face it'll get stuck
that way
new robot will praise even my lamest
accomplishments hello
my boy
mombot
say mister you know all about science i
bet you well i have been working on some
pretty awesome inventions
introducing the hover cycle
[Music]
[Music]
wow
science is so interesting
what would you like to do next sweetie
pick out your clothes for tomorrow or go
get ice cream oh ice cream ice cream
then can we go to the movies or the mall
or have high tea at the fuzzy puppy
store maybe we should just have a
montage
[Music]
me
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
my boy
[Music]
here comes the eggmobile
made this for me with wool and with love
one of which i may be allergic to now
i'm off to defeat sonic and make mombot
proud don't forget your lunch pumpkin
and don't trade your raisins for candy
yes mombot i'll be home after i
obliterate sonic through the microscope
common objects are super cool or totally
disgusting
i have to go battle eggman you better
stay here where it's completely safe
on second thought come with me
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
will you keep an eye on beth i know
you're good with children
well well well if it isn't the queen of
the science fair
[Music]
that didn't turn out very well but
mombot's programmed to love me
unconditionally shut on losers
let's go beth i can show you this water
displacement experiment
you must be the strongest guy on the
island i bet you how'd you get so strong
mister upper body workouts exclusively
mombot i just suffered a humiliating
defeat at the hands of that pesky blue
rodent oh my poor baby maybe villainy
isn't for you you're good with tinkering
maybe you can take a course in air
conditioner repair
but i'm a super villain that's very
similar to an air conditioner repair man
you should be proud of me i'd be proud
if you were a doctor i am a doctor i
meant a real doctor
you'll see once i defeat sonic again
with defeating sonic he seems like a
nice boy why can't you two be friends
because he's my arch-nemesis
sonic this is eggman's mom bot mom part
you're embarrassing me
my baby doesn't have any friends can you
take him to the movies i'll pay
if you keep making that face it'll get
stuck that way
someone named mombot asked me to take
eggman to the movies
sounds like a trap i know but how could
i say no to her she knew me this great
scarf i'm hoping the fans like it more
than this one
beth was supposed to meet me here but
she's more interested in watching
knuckles smash things than learning
about science she's a smart kid she
won't want to watch someone smash things
forever
i want to watch you smash things forever
hey beth i can use this bar to show you
how metal conducts electricity or this
[Music]
so egghead did your mommy make any more
playdates for you today my saintly
mombot wants me to make peace with you
but i'd rather make pieces of you
what happened to you sonic beat me up
well i'm just going to have to make
peace between you and sonic myself
knuckles and i are going to play a fun
game while i teach you about science
now the coconuts velocity
holy cow knuckles you really walloped
that thing say mister just a second beth
see if you can hit it over the trees
this time
all right breakfast for dinner thank you
mombot what a polite young man so amy i
don't mean to pry but you and sonic are
friends or
mom that's right you know spring chicken
who let you leave the house dressed like
that you must get chilly
i'm going to defeat sonic in front of
mombot so she'll see what a great
villain i am air conditioning repair
well you know it is good to have
something to fall back on
i can see your attack robots you
installed eyes in the back of my head
now i spent all day planning this dinner
and you ruined it you're my son you
shouldn't upset me like this
i created you i'm your father i'm your
son your father your son your father and
your son
mosquito now go to your room
i hope one day your children break your
heart like you did mine
i hit the sky fluff i'm science
headphones pumping subliminal messages
from the government really mister they
have lots of ways of controlling you
fluoride in the tap water chemtrails
diet soda
yeah
oh yeah
[Music]
if you can ground me i can erase you
pudding did you get the email chain
letter i forwarded to you mombot i've
been thinking about it and uh i
i'm sending you on a cruise around the
world
what son would do that for his mother i
am so proud
[Music]
what does it always have to end on a
joke
[Music]
you
i've accomplished what no other
scientist has ever done prove climate
change is real build a machine that
creates a miniature black hole and makes
broccoli taste like applesauce what are
you going to do with it i'm going to
start eating my broccoli and
simultaneously prove once and for all
that i'm the greatest scientist who ever
lived
nicely done sir
oh
depth perception is for losers
and now to present my brilliant
invention to the scientific community
and be honored by my peers
wait until the last minute huh
there's no way i can lose i mean sure
it's a nice rock but i think i have the
edge here hi i'm beth the shrew and i
made this all by myself i betcha ah the
solar system it's so much less cluttered
since they tossed that dwarf planet
except there's no such thing as other
planets they're just holograms projected
by aliens if there are no planets then
where do the aliens come from mister
you see particle theory is different
from string theory so my device whoa a
potato clock
what makes it a potato clock you wind it
up when you go to bed and it wakes you
up potato clock
welcome to the village science fair
awards did you see lady walrus on the
red carpet she's had that dress so long
it's been in style three times
nothing huh fine the award for best
science fair project goes to
beth the shrew and her solar system
diorama
and of course everyone gets a
participation trophy because if at first
you don't succeed you've actually
succeeded
hey where's my trophy you were
disqualified you exceeded the height
limit for a children's competition
you also win a week of observing our
village's top scientist
expert science judge tales
i know it'll cheer you up let's see what
net meal toy you got
councilman mcmahon what nitwit thought
kids would find a bean county bureaucrat
character interesting
my son picked that rock out all by
himself look how she's gushing over him
it's just a silly rock i wish i had
someone to give me unconditional love
like that
not you but maybe a robot is the answer
uploading recipe file including happy
face pancakes basic first aid
instructions lullabies all bedtime
stories were evil triumphs
add to database don't play ball in the
house no more screen time and if you
keep making that face it'll get stuck
that way
new robot will praise even my lamest
accomplishments hello
my boy
mombot
say mister you know all about science i
bet you well i have been working on some
pretty awesome inventions
introducing the hover cycle
[Music]
[Music]
wow
science is so interesting
what would you like to do next sweetie
pick out your clothes for tomorrow or go
get ice cream oh ice cream ice cream
then can we go to the movies or the mall
or have high tea at the fuzzy puppy
store maybe we should just have a
montage
[Music]
me
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
my boy
[Music]
here comes the eggmobile
made this for me with wool and with love
one of which i may be allergic to now
i'm off to defeat sonic and make mombot
proud don't forget your lunch pumpkin
and don't trade your raisins for candy
yes mombot i'll be home after i
obliterate sonic through the microscope
common objects are super cool or totally
disgusting
i have to go battle eggman you better
stay here where it's completely safe
on second thought come with me
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
will you keep an eye on beth i know
you're good with children
well well well if it isn't the queen of
the science fair
[Music]
that didn't turn out very well but
mombot's programmed to love me
unconditionally shut on losers
let's go beth i can show you this water
displacement experiment
you must be the strongest guy on the
island i bet you how'd you get so strong
mister upper body workouts exclusively
mombot i just suffered a humiliating
defeat at the hands of that pesky blue
rodent oh my poor baby maybe villainy
isn't for you you're good with tinkering
maybe you can take a course in air
conditioner repair
but i'm a super villain that's very
similar to an air conditioner repair man
you should be proud of me i'd be proud
if you were a doctor i am a doctor i
meant a real doctor
you'll see once i defeat sonic again
with defeating sonic he seems like a
nice boy why can't you two be friends
because he's my arch-nemesis
sonic this is eggman's mom bot mom part
you're embarrassing me
my baby doesn't have any friends can you
take him to the movies i'll pay
if you keep making that face it'll get
stuck that way
someone named mombot asked me to take
eggman to the movies
sounds like a trap i know but how could
i say no to her she knew me this great
scarf i'm hoping the fans like it more
than this one
beth was supposed to meet me here but
she's more interested in watching
knuckles smash things than learning
about science she's a smart kid she
won't want to watch someone smash things
forever
i want to watch you smash things forever
hey beth i can use this bar to show you
how metal conducts electricity or this
[Music]
so egghead did your mommy make any more
playdates for you today my saintly
mombot wants me to make peace with you
but i'd rather make pieces of you
what happened to you sonic beat me up
well i'm just going to have to make
peace between you and sonic myself
knuckles and i are going to play a fun
game while i teach you about science
now the coconuts velocity
holy cow knuckles you really walloped
that thing say mister just a second beth
see if you can hit it over the trees
this time
all right breakfast for dinner thank you
mombot what a polite young man so amy i
don't mean to pry but you and sonic are
friends or
mom that's right you know spring chicken
who let you leave the house dressed like
that you must get chilly
i'm going to defeat sonic in front of
mombot so she'll see what a great
villain i am air conditioning repair
well you know it is good to have
something to fall back on
i can see your attack robots you
installed eyes in the back of my head
now i spent all day planning this dinner
and you ruined it you're my son you
shouldn't upset me like this
i created you i'm your father i'm your
son your father your son your father and
your son
mosquito now go to your room
i hope one day your children break your
heart like you did mine
i hit the sky fluff i'm science
headphones pumping subliminal messages
from the government really mister they
have lots of ways of controlling you
fluoride in the tap water chemtrails
diet soda
yeah
oh yeah
[Music]
if you can ground me i can erase you
pudding did you get the email chain
letter i forwarded to you mombot i've
been thinking about it and uh i
i'm sending you on a cruise around the
world
what son would do that for his mother i
am so proud
[Music]
what does it always have to end on a
joke
[Music]
you