08x06 - The Final Countdown
Posted: 05/23/22 08:22
Nice sh**ting, Plumbers!
[ vehicle approaching ]
Oh, hey! Ben !
[ camera shutter clicks ]
Wait'll Betty and the girls hear about this!
[ giggles ]
[ gasps ]
Put the statue down, Yetta!
Sorry, It's mine,
Don't make me mash you around,
Whoops! Missed you there,
[ gasps ] [ tires screeching ]
Sorry!
[ electricity crackles ]
Be careful, Ben,
Yetta's been on a rampage all night,
It's taking every Plumber we have to try and stop her!
[ crashing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
Come on, Grandpa, She's not even Animo-dangerous,
[ beep ]
Rook: Criminals are not something to toy with, Ben,
You're just jealous, Yes, I am,
I would prefer to be there kicking the butt,
Instead, it is my rotation to guard a single prisoner
and hold in the fort,
That's "Hold down the fort," Rook, not --
Aah!
Hang up and fight, dear friend!
[ breathes deeply ]
[ beeps ]
Thank you, Robucket,
[ beeps ]
Everything is secure,
just as it was minutes ago
and the minutes prior
and the minutes before that,
[ sighs ] Truthfully,
this duty is unusually boring,
And sometimes disturbing,
[ energy humming ] That is new,
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ He's a kid, and he wants to have fun ♪
♪ But when you need a superhero He gets the job done ♪
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ With a device he wears on his arm ♪
♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪
♪ When trouble's taking place ♪
♪ He gets right in its face ♪
♪ Ben ♪
♪ When lives are on the line ♪
♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben ♪
[ beeping ]
Remain calm, Robucket,
The alert sounds whenever the power is out,
It is almost certainly a false alarm,
Hyper-wrench?
[ grunts ] [ energy humming ]
Ben is right,
Graveyard duty inhales wind,
Even the emergencies are boring,
[ Robucket beeping ] No outside communication,
[ beeping ] That is weird,
Attention graveyard shift --
We have had some sort of system malfunction,
Cease all activity and report to command,
This will probably turn out to be a misaligned power coupling,
but protocol requires --
Driba did it, What?! No, I did not!
Blukic: Did too, Ahem!
Blame is not the issue here,
He started it!
We must detect the source of the malfunction and repair it,
Those are your sections, Please proceed,
Wait, Plumber "Bryk,"
where is the other Bulvonian, Plumber Morty?
He should be here,
He is not, Find him, please,
Robucket, you and I will make sure the prisoner is secure,
[ beeping ]
Max: Back away from the ship,
Oh, my gracious! All of this for me?
[ electricity crackles ]
[ grunts ]
Whoa!
Great Shocksquatch trick,
Indeed, You would never have thought of it,
Max: Ben!
Grandpa, you were right, She really is dangerous!
We can't hold out for long,
You need to neutralize her!
One Feedback coming up!
[ beep, beep ]
Eh, geez, You know what?
I changed my mind, eh?
Ugh! Oh, that hurt!
Sorry!
[ groans] Not as sorry as you're gonna be,
[ grunts ] [ electricity crackles ]
Rook: ,,,and when I opened the box she sent me,
do you know what was inside?
[Robucket beeping ] Exactly!
A baby Gracklflint,
Fistina's attentions are quite abnormal,
Fistina: [ giggles ]
Mwah!
Head count complete, All prisoners secure,
As I was --
[ beeps ]
Don't look at me,
Can you believe my luck?
If I hadn't swapped shifts with Fleebit,
I wouldn't even be here!
Bryk: Morty?
Unh!
Morty!
Aah!
[ groaning ]
[ beeps ] Rook: Yes, we might access the manual controls that way,
Perhaps you can --
[ beeping ] All right, then perhaps I --
[ beeping ]
Patelliday: Now, then,
Do you understand the charges against you?
Oh, you know me and charges,
The doors shouldn't be closed like that,
[ beeping ]
[ beeping ] That's odd,
All the codes are over-written,
Kundo: Your devices no longer obey you,
friends of Rook Blonko!
Master Kundo? All your machinery is mine now,
And I will use it
to destroy you all!
You Plumbers soil the heavens with your technology,
Even Revonnah,
You believe your unnatural way of life
is for all people, all worlds,
Now I control your machines,
and I, Kundo, will teach you!
You must no longer corrupt other worlds
with your otherworldly power!
You and this base will soon be gone,
wiped away by my wrath!
Rook: Master Kundo, this is Rook Blonko,
Relinquish control of this base and leave now,
If you do not, I will be forced
to apprehend and imprison you,
>> Kundo: My student, Rook Blonko,
Once these fools
are defeated by their own trickery,
I will bring you and the other one home,
to Revonnah, where Revonnahganders belong,
"The other one"?
I have not forgotten your sister at the Plumber Academy,
Your school will be the next to fall,
Kundo, you have been warned,
[ grunts ]
This will not work,
There are too many turns in the conduit,
[ Robucket beeping ] What? No, no,
[ beeping ] Oh, no! No, no, no, no,
We do not need her,
[ beeping ]
Of course I will help!
But Little Rook must ask me nicely,
No, You are a villain,
Regulations forbid me from accepting gifts of any kind,
including your help,
[ beeping ] [ sighs ]
Unless,,,
I hereby deputize you
as a temporary Plumber cadet, rd class,
I am good guy?
You know, this white,
on Earth, it is the bride color,,,
[ beeps ] Cadet Fistina,
your orders are to access the manual override on Level ,
If you can reach the levers there,
you can unlatch the security doors,
For you, Little Rook?
Peasy-easy,
I have found your lever things,
Now what? Please pull them, Cadet,
[ beeps ]
[ both grunting ] [ beeps ]
[ elevator bell dings ]
Ha! Fistina is the champion!
The elevator car has been moved,
[ grunts ]
[ giggles ] Oh, I am having so much fun, Little Rook!
You make the best date!
There is no such thing as a three-person date,
[ beeps ] He is chaperone,
Oh, so romantic!
[ beeping ]
[ elevator bell dings ]
Unh!
[ Robucket beeping ]
Good, Everyone is uninjured,
But where are Bryk and Morty?
The big boys? They are too powerful
for this Kundo to lock up,
So dangerous,
Fistina,,, If it is me,
they will be knocked out and locked up,
Not like these little ones, They are no trouble,
Why do you all look sad this way?
Isn't it obvious? It's 'cause we're weak!
And, boy, it really hurts to admit that,
Kundo thinks we're not worth knocking out,
Yeah, same as you, Fistina,
Oh! Forgive my prejudice,
I will knock you out,
Plumbers: Aah!
Plumbers, attention!
Listen well,
We are the galaxy's protectors,
We have fought far worse threats,
This base is our home,
We will take it back,
Oh, very good speech,
Kundo has underestimated us,
and we are going to make him pay for that,
Your assignment is to isolate his control,
Distract him,
Fistina, your mission is --
I stay with you, Little Rook,
[ sighs ]
Go on, Rook Blonko,
Try to stop me,
[ energy humming ]
[ grunting ]
Obey me,
Return the eyes,
Obey me,
Kundo's getting control again!
No, he isn't! No, he's not!
No, he isn't!
Yes,,,I,,,am!
[ electricity crackles ] [ all scream ]
[ grunts ]
Rook: Master Kundo!
What have you done to yourself?
Appalling, is it not?
Since you doused me in depleted blastonium --
[ gasps ] No! That is not what happened,
It is,
The technology I deplore now keeps me alive,
I can never attain the purity I seek for the universe,
I have become a walking contradiction,
What you have become
is nothing but a common lowlife,
I am Kundo!
A cybernetically enhanced master of Revonnah Kai!
I --
Aah! [ grunts ]
[ gasps ]
Good guys win!
This is the best date of all time!
Kundo: [ laughing ]
[ Robucket beeps ]
Come on!
[ toilet flushes ] Back way's sealed off, too!
[ rumbling ] You have only accelerated my plan,
[ rumbling ]
You plan to isolate Revonnah from the universe,
I fail to see --
Exactly, You fail to see,
[ beeping ]
I am corrupted with machinery to fulfill a greater purpose,
But the intergalactic ways of the Plumbers
are a far greater corruption,
one that threatens every world!
And so I have disabled the works of this base
with an auto-destruct virus,
Even now, that virus is being relayed
to every Plumber base in the galaxy,
They, too, will burn!
[ laughs evilly ]
The Plumbers are destroyed forever!
Those towers are streaming data
to Plumber bases all over the galaxy!
Whatever Kundo did,
he's passed it on to the whole organization!
[ gasps ] A virus! Confound it!
We've got to get down there before that broadcast completes,
There has to be some other way in,
like a ventilation shaft or --
That's your way in,
Ew!
[ beep, beep ]
[ grunts ]
Hey! Walkatrout's too big to flush!
First thing you got to do is relax,
Pull in your gills, son,
Never fear,
Skurd is here!
Hey! Hey, what the --
[ gurgling ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ beeping ] Robucket!
[ beeps ]
That is my friend!
That is a machine!
The Plumbers and their machines
are a pestilence!
Don't blame me!
I,,,am,,,new!
They ingest all culture
and expel machinery in its place!
They destroy perfect civilizations,
They bring wisdom from other worlds!
They create new culture! [ grunts ]
You are the destroyer!
Thousands today and billions tomorrow,
once you remove law and order from the galaxy,
You are a monster!
[ arm rattling ] [ grunting ]
The future will thank me,
When future generations tell this story,
I will be the hero -- !
For now, you are under arrest,
I'm here!
[ beep, beep ]
Ben, we have to stop that upload!
Turn into Jury Rigg,
Jury Rigg, On it!
[ beep, beep ]
How about an agitated Upgrade?
There, Transmission ended!
Now I can route a comm-link over the open channel,
Grandpa? Max: Ben, the towers just went dark,
Upgrade: All better, Heh, Better?
This place is still infected,
[ alarm beeping ]
The power core is overloading!
A blast of plasma that big
will take out most of North America,
And South! No, it won't,
We have to get the base off-planet,
The whole base? The thing's a space station,
Wha-huh? Engage liftoff and get that core out,
Rook: We can use the docking winches
to pull the prison and power core
into space after us,,,
Then eject the core before it goes critical,
Upgrade: Got it, Wait, no!
The prison's locked up, but the winch is not aligning to the power core,
[ beeping ]
Max: There's no time to fix it!
You got to evacuate Bellwood!
Max: No time, This is the end for you,
At least this planet will be purged clean!
Let the final purge beg -- Unh!
Be quiet now, Mr, Crazy Pants,
[ groans ]
[ beep, beep ]
So,,,that's it,
At least we saved the rest of the galaxy's Plumbers,
It has been an honor to serve with you, Ben,
We didn't win?
Not exactly,
Hold me, Little Rook,
[ electricity crackles ]
[ all gasp ] [ alarm blares ]
We are launching!
It's a launch!
[ all cheering ]
So,,,it's a spaceship,
Yeah, That's right,
All Plumber bases are designed to operate from orbit,
We only bury them underground when a planet is,
well, slow,,,
Or doesn't have good shuttle service,
It'll cost plenty to land it and bury it again,
No need! We can leave the base where it is,
Blukic and I have all but mastered our new teleporter!
Hey, right! I've tried it,
We can leave the base in orbit and teleport in and out!
Do you mean that this whole time we were locked out,
there was a functioning teleporter inside?
I don't get,,, Oh,
Heh, Silly us,
[ sighs ]
This is not over!
The universe will not let you corrupt it forever!
Quiet!
And there he goes,
off to a nice padded planet for a long rest,
He is very talky but good fighter,
Good riddance, At least we actually saved everybody,
Yay us,
Well, not everybody,
Poor little can,
Rook: He must have used his body
to bridge the power coupling, eject the power core,
and save us all,
Magister Tennyson,
for his heroic sacrifice,
I request that Plumber Robucket
be awarded a posthumous --
What are you going on about?
Help yourself,
[ beeping ]
Robucket! You're alive!
You handled yourself well in this, Rook,
If not for you and your team,
we wouldn't have had a chance,
Effective now,
I'm promoting you to magister,
I am honored, sir,
[ all cheering ]
Magister Rook Blonko,
And as for you, young lady,,,
I know, Back to prison,
Is okay, [ beeps ]
Serve your time,
pass the Plumber basic course,
and report to me,
Oh, I am redspot? Whoo-hoo!
I mean, okay, boss!
It will be like Little Rook and me on date,,,
Forever!
[ vehicle approaching ]
Oh, hey! Ben !
[ camera shutter clicks ]
Wait'll Betty and the girls hear about this!
[ giggles ]
[ gasps ]
Put the statue down, Yetta!
Sorry, It's mine,
Don't make me mash you around,
Whoops! Missed you there,
[ gasps ] [ tires screeching ]
Sorry!
[ electricity crackles ]
Be careful, Ben,
Yetta's been on a rampage all night,
It's taking every Plumber we have to try and stop her!
[ crashing ]
[ electricity crackles ]
Come on, Grandpa, She's not even Animo-dangerous,
[ beep ]
Rook: Criminals are not something to toy with, Ben,
You're just jealous, Yes, I am,
I would prefer to be there kicking the butt,
Instead, it is my rotation to guard a single prisoner
and hold in the fort,
That's "Hold down the fort," Rook, not --
Aah!
Hang up and fight, dear friend!
[ breathes deeply ]
[ beeps ]
Thank you, Robucket,
[ beeps ]
Everything is secure,
just as it was minutes ago
and the minutes prior
and the minutes before that,
[ sighs ] Truthfully,
this duty is unusually boring,
And sometimes disturbing,
[ energy humming ] That is new,
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ He's a kid, and he wants to have fun ♪
♪ But when you need a superhero He gets the job done ♪
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ With a device he wears on his arm ♪
♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪
♪ When trouble's taking place ♪
♪ He gets right in its face ♪
♪ Ben ♪
♪ When lives are on the line ♪
♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben ♪
[ beeping ]
Remain calm, Robucket,
The alert sounds whenever the power is out,
It is almost certainly a false alarm,
Hyper-wrench?
[ grunts ] [ energy humming ]
Ben is right,
Graveyard duty inhales wind,
Even the emergencies are boring,
[ Robucket beeping ] No outside communication,
[ beeping ] That is weird,
Attention graveyard shift --
We have had some sort of system malfunction,
Cease all activity and report to command,
This will probably turn out to be a misaligned power coupling,
but protocol requires --
Driba did it, What?! No, I did not!
Blukic: Did too, Ahem!
Blame is not the issue here,
He started it!
We must detect the source of the malfunction and repair it,
Those are your sections, Please proceed,
Wait, Plumber "Bryk,"
where is the other Bulvonian, Plumber Morty?
He should be here,
He is not, Find him, please,
Robucket, you and I will make sure the prisoner is secure,
[ beeping ]
Max: Back away from the ship,
Oh, my gracious! All of this for me?
[ electricity crackles ]
[ grunts ]
Whoa!
Great Shocksquatch trick,
Indeed, You would never have thought of it,
Max: Ben!
Grandpa, you were right, She really is dangerous!
We can't hold out for long,
You need to neutralize her!
One Feedback coming up!
[ beep, beep ]
Eh, geez, You know what?
I changed my mind, eh?
Ugh! Oh, that hurt!
Sorry!
[ groans] Not as sorry as you're gonna be,
[ grunts ] [ electricity crackles ]
Rook: ,,,and when I opened the box she sent me,
do you know what was inside?
[Robucket beeping ] Exactly!
A baby Gracklflint,
Fistina's attentions are quite abnormal,
Fistina: [ giggles ]
Mwah!
Head count complete, All prisoners secure,
As I was --
[ beeps ]
Don't look at me,
Can you believe my luck?
If I hadn't swapped shifts with Fleebit,
I wouldn't even be here!
Bryk: Morty?
Unh!
Morty!
Aah!
[ groaning ]
[ beeps ] Rook: Yes, we might access the manual controls that way,
Perhaps you can --
[ beeping ] All right, then perhaps I --
[ beeping ]
Patelliday: Now, then,
Do you understand the charges against you?
Oh, you know me and charges,
The doors shouldn't be closed like that,
[ beeping ]
[ beeping ] That's odd,
All the codes are over-written,
Kundo: Your devices no longer obey you,
friends of Rook Blonko!
Master Kundo? All your machinery is mine now,
And I will use it
to destroy you all!
You Plumbers soil the heavens with your technology,
Even Revonnah,
You believe your unnatural way of life
is for all people, all worlds,
Now I control your machines,
and I, Kundo, will teach you!
You must no longer corrupt other worlds
with your otherworldly power!
You and this base will soon be gone,
wiped away by my wrath!
Rook: Master Kundo, this is Rook Blonko,
Relinquish control of this base and leave now,
If you do not, I will be forced
to apprehend and imprison you,
>> Kundo: My student, Rook Blonko,
Once these fools
are defeated by their own trickery,
I will bring you and the other one home,
to Revonnah, where Revonnahganders belong,
"The other one"?
I have not forgotten your sister at the Plumber Academy,
Your school will be the next to fall,
Kundo, you have been warned,
[ grunts ]
This will not work,
There are too many turns in the conduit,
[ Robucket beeping ] What? No, no,
[ beeping ] Oh, no! No, no, no, no,
We do not need her,
[ beeping ]
Of course I will help!
But Little Rook must ask me nicely,
No, You are a villain,
Regulations forbid me from accepting gifts of any kind,
including your help,
[ beeping ] [ sighs ]
Unless,,,
I hereby deputize you
as a temporary Plumber cadet, rd class,
I am good guy?
You know, this white,
on Earth, it is the bride color,,,
[ beeps ] Cadet Fistina,
your orders are to access the manual override on Level ,
If you can reach the levers there,
you can unlatch the security doors,
For you, Little Rook?
Peasy-easy,
I have found your lever things,
Now what? Please pull them, Cadet,
[ beeps ]
[ both grunting ] [ beeps ]
[ elevator bell dings ]
Ha! Fistina is the champion!
The elevator car has been moved,
[ grunts ]
[ giggles ] Oh, I am having so much fun, Little Rook!
You make the best date!
There is no such thing as a three-person date,
[ beeps ] He is chaperone,
Oh, so romantic!
[ beeping ]
[ elevator bell dings ]
Unh!
[ Robucket beeping ]
Good, Everyone is uninjured,
But where are Bryk and Morty?
The big boys? They are too powerful
for this Kundo to lock up,
So dangerous,
Fistina,,, If it is me,
they will be knocked out and locked up,
Not like these little ones, They are no trouble,
Why do you all look sad this way?
Isn't it obvious? It's 'cause we're weak!
And, boy, it really hurts to admit that,
Kundo thinks we're not worth knocking out,
Yeah, same as you, Fistina,
Oh! Forgive my prejudice,
I will knock you out,
Plumbers: Aah!
Plumbers, attention!
Listen well,
We are the galaxy's protectors,
We have fought far worse threats,
This base is our home,
We will take it back,
Oh, very good speech,
Kundo has underestimated us,
and we are going to make him pay for that,
Your assignment is to isolate his control,
Distract him,
Fistina, your mission is --
I stay with you, Little Rook,
[ sighs ]
Go on, Rook Blonko,
Try to stop me,
[ energy humming ]
[ grunting ]
Obey me,
Return the eyes,
Obey me,
Kundo's getting control again!
No, he isn't! No, he's not!
No, he isn't!
Yes,,,I,,,am!
[ electricity crackles ] [ all scream ]
[ grunts ]
Rook: Master Kundo!
What have you done to yourself?
Appalling, is it not?
Since you doused me in depleted blastonium --
[ gasps ] No! That is not what happened,
It is,
The technology I deplore now keeps me alive,
I can never attain the purity I seek for the universe,
I have become a walking contradiction,
What you have become
is nothing but a common lowlife,
I am Kundo!
A cybernetically enhanced master of Revonnah Kai!
I --
Aah! [ grunts ]
[ gasps ]
Good guys win!
This is the best date of all time!
Kundo: [ laughing ]
[ Robucket beeps ]
Come on!
[ toilet flushes ] Back way's sealed off, too!
[ rumbling ] You have only accelerated my plan,
[ rumbling ]
You plan to isolate Revonnah from the universe,
I fail to see --
Exactly, You fail to see,
[ beeping ]
I am corrupted with machinery to fulfill a greater purpose,
But the intergalactic ways of the Plumbers
are a far greater corruption,
one that threatens every world!
And so I have disabled the works of this base
with an auto-destruct virus,
Even now, that virus is being relayed
to every Plumber base in the galaxy,
They, too, will burn!
[ laughs evilly ]
The Plumbers are destroyed forever!
Those towers are streaming data
to Plumber bases all over the galaxy!
Whatever Kundo did,
he's passed it on to the whole organization!
[ gasps ] A virus! Confound it!
We've got to get down there before that broadcast completes,
There has to be some other way in,
like a ventilation shaft or --
That's your way in,
Ew!
[ beep, beep ]
[ grunts ]
Hey! Walkatrout's too big to flush!
First thing you got to do is relax,
Pull in your gills, son,
Never fear,
Skurd is here!
Hey! Hey, what the --
[ gurgling ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ beeping ] Robucket!
[ beeps ]
That is my friend!
That is a machine!
The Plumbers and their machines
are a pestilence!
Don't blame me!
I,,,am,,,new!
They ingest all culture
and expel machinery in its place!
They destroy perfect civilizations,
They bring wisdom from other worlds!
They create new culture! [ grunts ]
You are the destroyer!
Thousands today and billions tomorrow,
once you remove law and order from the galaxy,
You are a monster!
[ arm rattling ] [ grunting ]
The future will thank me,
When future generations tell this story,
I will be the hero -- !
For now, you are under arrest,
I'm here!
[ beep, beep ]
Ben, we have to stop that upload!
Turn into Jury Rigg,
Jury Rigg, On it!
[ beep, beep ]
How about an agitated Upgrade?
There, Transmission ended!
Now I can route a comm-link over the open channel,
Grandpa? Max: Ben, the towers just went dark,
Upgrade: All better, Heh, Better?
This place is still infected,
[ alarm beeping ]
The power core is overloading!
A blast of plasma that big
will take out most of North America,
And South! No, it won't,
We have to get the base off-planet,
The whole base? The thing's a space station,
Wha-huh? Engage liftoff and get that core out,
Rook: We can use the docking winches
to pull the prison and power core
into space after us,,,
Then eject the core before it goes critical,
Upgrade: Got it, Wait, no!
The prison's locked up, but the winch is not aligning to the power core,
[ beeping ]
Max: There's no time to fix it!
You got to evacuate Bellwood!
Max: No time, This is the end for you,
At least this planet will be purged clean!
Let the final purge beg -- Unh!
Be quiet now, Mr, Crazy Pants,
[ groans ]
[ beep, beep ]
So,,,that's it,
At least we saved the rest of the galaxy's Plumbers,
It has been an honor to serve with you, Ben,
We didn't win?
Not exactly,
Hold me, Little Rook,
[ electricity crackles ]
[ all gasp ] [ alarm blares ]
We are launching!
It's a launch!
[ all cheering ]
So,,,it's a spaceship,
Yeah, That's right,
All Plumber bases are designed to operate from orbit,
We only bury them underground when a planet is,
well, slow,,,
Or doesn't have good shuttle service,
It'll cost plenty to land it and bury it again,
No need! We can leave the base where it is,
Blukic and I have all but mastered our new teleporter!
Hey, right! I've tried it,
We can leave the base in orbit and teleport in and out!
Do you mean that this whole time we were locked out,
there was a functioning teleporter inside?
I don't get,,, Oh,
Heh, Silly us,
[ sighs ]
This is not over!
The universe will not let you corrupt it forever!
Quiet!
And there he goes,
off to a nice padded planet for a long rest,
He is very talky but good fighter,
Good riddance, At least we actually saved everybody,
Yay us,
Well, not everybody,
Poor little can,
Rook: He must have used his body
to bridge the power coupling, eject the power core,
and save us all,
Magister Tennyson,
for his heroic sacrifice,
I request that Plumber Robucket
be awarded a posthumous --
What are you going on about?
Help yourself,
[ beeping ]
Robucket! You're alive!
You handled yourself well in this, Rook,
If not for you and your team,
we wouldn't have had a chance,
Effective now,
I'm promoting you to magister,
I am honored, sir,
[ all cheering ]
Magister Rook Blonko,
And as for you, young lady,,,
I know, Back to prison,
Is okay, [ beeps ]
Serve your time,
pass the Plumber basic course,
and report to me,
Oh, I am redspot? Whoo-hoo!
I mean, okay, boss!
It will be like Little Rook and me on date,,,
Forever!