07x04 - Rebel Appliance

[bunniefuu]

[Thunder crashes]

[Laughs evilly]

[Sawing]

[Electricity crackles]

It's alive!

[Thunder crashes]

[Laughs evilly]

[Smooches]

[Laughs evilly]

Well, we made it back after
our wildest mission yet.

We're Andy's toys...
forever and always!

[Clears throat]

W-Where did you guys
come from?

EBay. Andy ordered us
when he couldn't find you.

But we're irreplaceable
in Andy's heart!

Andy spent exactly $ .
to replace all of you,

and his heart seems fine.

[Footsteps approaching]

What the...
how did this happen?

Aw, now I have doubles
of everything!

Well, might as well keep
the new ones

and sell the crappier
ones on eBay.

What?!

I've never heard the voice
chip say that before.

Yeah, I'm a rare variant.
f*ck you, traitor!

[Laughs]
Oh, that's great!

[Keyboard clacking]
Wow! $ !

f*ck you!

I'll get you next time, Gadget!

Next ti...

[computer beeps]

[Ringing] Tom, what's
the wifi password here?

I got disconnected
from the network!

"Madcat ."

That's what I typed,
and it didn't...

All in lowercase.

But the "m" in "mad" and the
"c" in "cat" are capitalized.

All right, hold on.
Hold on.

Oh! There it goes.

Thank you, Tom.

Tom is good people.

- Is everything okay, Marcie?
- Not really, Dad.

Four years of college,

and I still don't know how
to talk to boys.

Just tell them
what's in your heart.

Like what? What would you say
if you liked a girl?

[Chuckles] Well, I haven't
thought about women

since your mother passed,
but I'll try.

I like you, and I'm wondering
if you feel the same.

Cool!
Thanks, Dad.

Well, then, she'd say,
"I'm in my early s,

but I like older men."

And then maybe I'd french her
young mouth like this.

[Moaning, breathing heavily]

Oh!
Oh, girl who works at Costco,

you like things in bulk,
don't you?

I'm giving you something
in bulk, all right.

Oh, y... oh, you like
getting slapped

with my membership card,
you dirty slut?

Oh, who's your friend?
She works checkout?

Check out these giant balls,
baby.

Two girls, one guy.
I like these odds.

One ball per girl.
Dl-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll!

Oh, girls of Costco, yes!

Oh, yeah!
Oh, girls of Costco!

Oh, yeah, girls of Costco!

Ohhh! Ahhh!

Ah, yeah.
[Groans]

Oh, I'm s... I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away.

Can you...
help me burn my bed?

Hey, buddy, spare a credit?

Sorry. Prime directive.

Can't influence your natural
path... in life.

But I give you permission!

I'm... sorry.
Bro.

[Liquid sloshes]

Oh!

I should probably clean that up.

But then again, prime directive.

[Tones chime]

Aaaah!
H-Help me!

No! I've already done
too much damage

to the natural order!

Prime directive!

Kirk, baby, where are you?

You promised you'd meet
my parents.

Sorry. Prime directive.

I... can't let them know
of my existence.

Well, then, I guess I can't
get that abortion!

- Mm. Sorry I'm late.
- Damn right you're sorry.

What's this about an abortion?

[Groans]

Me walluper hasn't been milked
by a bonnie in a fortnight.

[Sheep bleating]

Ah, good old gentle Bessie.

Let me moisten you up a bit
down there first. Ahh...

Stuart! What in the hell are
you doing?!

Oh! Aye! Oh, it's...
it's not what it looks like!

No, I was just thinking
about, uh,

inventing a musical
instrument... yeah!...

u-using a sheep's stomach
as a... as...

as a bag that you blow...
you blow right into.

[Chuckles]

If I had time to properly
demonstrate...

I've got nowhere to be.

[Bagpipes play, sloshing]

[Sheep bleating]
Stuart, I'm sorry.

I had no right to jump
to conclusions.

[Sobs]
Oh, Bessie! Oh, God.

That was the day I k*lled

the two things I loved most
in the world

my beautiful Bessie...

and music.

I'd also k*lled music.

[Upbeat music plays]

No! Defeated by Rainbow Brite
and her gay rainbow powers!

Hey! We don't use "gay" as
a pejorative in Rainbow Land!

A pejor... no! No!

I'm just saying you're using
your gay rainbow on me.

And who says the rainbow is gay?

Gay people!
It's the symbol of their culture!

They make flags!

You know an awful lot about it.

Yeah! I'm gay!
Is that a problem?

'Course not!
I just had no idea.

Did you know, Twink?

I'm gonna leave that "twink"
thing on the table.

All I was saying is that
your entire operation

is very, very gay,
and that's great.

I hope we're at a place
in our culture

where we can call something gay

and it's not
the end of the world,

because there's nothing wrong
with being gay.

I'm glad we had this talk.

Hey! What the f*ck?!

You just start blasting at me again,
you f*cking h*m*?!

That ostrich is skiing!

Huh.

And now back to Nickelodeon's

"The Secret World of
Alex Mack. "

And your prom queen is...

Alex Mack.

[Cheers and applause]

[Crowd gasps]

[Laughter]

You have messed
with the wrong girl,

because I have
the power of telekinesis!

[Creaking]

Is there a draft in here
or something?

[Rattling]
Oh, that's cool.

Take a picture of me
with the floating table!

I can also morph into a puddle.

I should clean up
this spill here.

Walter, watch out!

- Ow!
- [Crowd gasps]

I-I'm fine. I'm fine.

I just... I bruised my elbow.

Now I'm really upset!

What are you doing?

Nothing.
I just glow when I'm upset.

- Oh.
- Ugh! You're right... I suck!

The only other power I have is

sh**ting electricity out
of my fingers.

Wait... you can sh**t
electricity out of your fingers?

Probably should have
led with that.

[Electricity crackles]

[All scream]

We implanted two
intracortical microelectrodes

into your brain's motor cortex,

which controls limb movement.

The integration process
won't take long.

[Whirring]

Hey, do not jerk off with it.

Well, then, I don't want it.

My fellow Thundercats,
when danger is near,

I shall hold
the Sword of Omens aloft

and yell out a battle cry.

And what shall our battle cry
be, Lion-o?

I... shall hold the sword
aloft now

and see what comes to me.

Thunder... Thunder... Thunder...
Thundercats...

I need you because evil is near

and we are friends
and we are a team,

so we must come together
and fight

because the Eye of Thundera
is in the sky,

and it is summoning everyone
together, so please come here.

Panthro and Tygra and...
Panthro,

and also Cheetara and also
Wilykit and Wilykat and also Snarf.

I think I said "Panthro" twice.
I won't do that every time.

Yes, we are the Thundercats!
This is our battle cry!

I love you guys!
You are my best friends!

And I am Lion-o,
and I am a Thundercat,

and you guys are
Thundercats, too.

Mumm-ra is not a Thundercat.

He is bad, and we are gonna
win against him

because we are the Thundercats,

and the Thundercats
are here for you today

because we are
the Thundercats. Yeah!

I'm Lion-o.

I hope you guys wrote that down.

I liked it.

Aah!

Blagh! Eugggh! This pie's terrible!
What's in it?!

The last hobo who trespassed
in my yard.

[Groans, thud]

And now the cycle begins anew.

NERD: Oh, boy.
I wish I was a Dothraki.

That would be so cool!

Soooo cool...

[horses neigh]
Oh, boy! I'm a Dothraki!

I might have to work a few
crunches into my schedule.

I look like a holocaust
survivor.

Wow! It's Khal Drogo!

Uhhhhh... enuk chuk?

But I'm not a girl!
I'm a brave warrior!

[Gasps]

Guhhhhhhhhh...

[music plays]

It's not TV. It's HBO.

My sun and stars treats me
like a dog in bed.

I need to earn his respect
before I'm truly a queen.

Girlfriend, you got to take
control of that man.

First, you need to...
[whispering]

And then you just...
[whispering]

...right inside his...
[whispering]

[Groaning]

[Sighs] The orgasm of
the noble savage...

a beautiful sound.

[Thump]
Aaaaaaagh!

- I think I broke his d*ck!
- You broke his d*ck?!

- You broke his d*ck!
- I broke his d*ck!

- You broke his d*ck!
- I broke his d*ck!

I did everything you said!

Okay, full disclosure...
I don't know how sex works.

Aaaaah!

Oh, boy, this job is way better!

I get to squire for King Robert!

So, what are we doing today?

This is a boar hunt, you idiot.

Wow! A boar hunt?!
That sounds fun!

[Giggles]
This is gonna be great.

Robert needs his sword.
Good god, the king needs his sword!

Huh?

- Aaaaaaaaah!
- Oh, my God!

Okay, new job. New job.
Just don't mess this one up.

So, I just stand here
holding this basket?

Silence, fool!
The new king is speaking.

Eddard Stark,
for the crime of treason,

you are sentenced to death.

[Crowd gasps]

Psst! This is you, fool.
Get in there!

[Gasps]
Yay! I'm on!

Hi, Sean Bean. You were awesome
in "Lord of the Rings."

"One does not simply walk
into Mordor."

That's a classic!

Aah!

Aaah!
- Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.

Sorry! Oh, no!

Aaaaaaah!

Wow! You're Arya Stark!
Don't cry.

[Deep voice] Arya, this is
your father talking.

You must be brave now.
- Aaaaah!

I like this guy.

Oh, man, that was way less
cool than I thought.

But I did get to see
the Khaleesi naked.

[Music plays]

Aaaaaaaaaah!

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪

Ba-gawk! Bawk.