03x17 - Bionic Cow

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Kids, I've enlisted the help of
some rappers

I've found on
the Craig's List to explain

Einstein's theory of relativity.

So come on in guys.
This is the class.

# I'm E, what up #

# And I'm MC Square #

# We came to rhyme and
we came prepared #

# Yo, I like this b*at that you're
giving me #

# Now tell me
the theory of relativity #

# E stands for energy,
sucker fool #

# It's not measured in watts bitch,
it's measured in joules #

# But listen up class,
the M is for mass #

# And if you don't like it you
can kiss my ass #

# The C stands for speed of
light in a vacuum #

# So back up hoes and give us
some room #

# And the theory of mass
requires rest energy #

# Without a hitch #

# Which made Newton's second law
that appears #

# That nonrelative class
mechanics, bitch #

Einstein mother fucker!

Yo! We also got one about
algebra!

Yeah, yeah, A squared times B
squared equals these nuts, bitch!

Ow, oh
Ow, oh.

Uh, those things are anus
shattering.

Uh, uh, uh!

Over heated again?

You cheap little rice burner
piece of crap!

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Oh, yeah!
That's a weird traffic marking.

Whoa!
Holy sh*t!

Oh, oh, ugh!

Ow!
I can't feel my legs.

Oh, oh thank you.

Oh, oh thank you.
Bless you.

I need to go to a hospital.

Oh thank you so much.
Thank you.

Oh, ahh, oh!
Ahh!

Mother f*cking game!

Uh-oh, my w*r injury's
acting up again.

Do it again uncle Glen!

Maybe later.

Uncle Glen needs a beer.

Ahh.

What the...
Who are you?

Removing your finger, that's a
good power uncle Glen.

I must have it.

Ahh!

Kids, where's your uncle Glen?

We don't know mama.

He's gone.

Uh, he must be having one of his
expl*sive diarrhea att*cks again.

Oh.

Every once in a while this power
backfires.

I can see!

Oh Magoo,
you've done it again.

What are all these dragons
made of metal...

My goodness,
father what's that?

It appears to be a jungle
dwelling ape man.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I meant that!

Oh, that's a penis.

I think I like penis.

Well...
you are your mother's daughter.

Jane, me Jane.

Jane!

That's right, very good.

Jane! Jane, Jane, ooh, ooh,
ooh Jane.

Yes!
My name is Jane!

Me save you!

Tarzan, my hero.

Growl

Tarzan,
my hero.

Ah!

Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Ahhh!

Oh! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Uh, uh, uh, uh

Ahh!

Ahh!

Uh, ah, oh!
Uh, ah, oh!

Huh!

Tarzan, don't move,
I'll go get you a doctor.

No, Jane, humans bad.
Me no want doctor.

Me no want Jane neither.

You mean either, not...

Me freaking ape man,
me no give crap!

Tarzan never saw Jane again,

his broken body was mended by
the best jungle medicine

the apes could provide.

Uh-oh!

Hmm?

I wonder where the ocean is
going.

We the jury find the defendant,
delightful!

Well thank you very much.

I flossed and brushed
my teeth again.

They say only floss the ones you
want to keep.

I always liked that joke.

Then I swished around some
mouth wash.

Kills gingivitis.

Damn gingivitis.

Leading cause of gum disease.

Saw an old lady trying to cross
the street.

Grandma couldn't have been less
than years old.

Probably seen a lot over those
years.

Lots of stories to tell and a
family that loves her.

Let me help you out granny.

Stopped the cars to make sure
granny could cross.

I'm walking here!

I love that line.

Then I saw some p*ssy that made
my heart stop.

p*ssy was caught up in the tree.

A kid crying for it.

Poor kid, probably not old
enough to tie his shoe

and his damn kitten's life is in
my hands.

Here ya go buddy.

Tipped the barista five bucks for
my soy latte.

These lattes are good.
Good enough to k*ll for.

But I'd never do that.

k*lling is bad, unless you're
k*lling gingivitis.

, , and .

Or one score.

Getting a good ass kicking
in here.

Hey Robert E. Lee, where do you
think you're going?

We still have score and
kicks to the balls to go.

Ugh!

This is a robbery!

Fill this bag with
inconsequential bills.

Wow, I'm getting robbed by
Nicole Richie...

Shh!
Shut up!

I want to go to prison to save
my friend Paris.

For a robbery, they might just
fine you for that.

Good point.

Stupid celebrity,
armed robbery and m*rder?

You'll be locked up for days!

Am I locked up?

Perhaps it is you
who are locked up

and I am truly free.

Shut up you bitch!
Get out of my head!

Ahh!
She's in my brain!

Nicole, is that you?

Paris!

I couldn't let my best bud/ meal
ticket rot in jail.

Now could I?
Wink.

But now we're both locked up.

Don't worry, I have an escape
plan tattooed on me.

I recognize those symbols.

They're words Paris.

What?

Oh yes!

Oh yeah, give it to me!

Oh yeah, you're the right guard!
Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, unlock my cell!
My vag*na cell!

Yeah!

Oh! That was great ladies, but
you got to go right back into...

Oh!

Agh!

Hey, I forgot to use the poison.

Why does that keep happening to all
my boyfriends?

You should really see a
gynecologist.

TV Announcer:
We now cancel Caveman

to bring you breaking news from
Lynn Wood prison

noted celebutards Paris Hilton
and Nicole Richie

have escaped.

Viewers will recall that
Nicole Richie is the daughter

of famous musician
Lionel Richie.

Nicole, it is over!
You've got nowhere left to run!

The joke's on you!

I weigh pounds,
I can glide through the air!

Like a spider monkey!

Up! Up! And away Falkor!

No!

Yeah!

Hmm, I could really go for
another one of those.

Where is our cabana boy?

Paris!

Oops! I did it again.
With my vag*na.

Laughing makes me hungry.

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
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bawk bawk #

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Ba-gawk! Bawk.