01x11 - Toy Meets Girl

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Greetings. You know,
freedom of speech...

is the most valuable right
of the American people.

And so, to honor
our First Amendment...

I will now fart
the national anthem.

I recommend you videotape
this moment...

and watch it again
on the Fourth of July.

Whoops! I just crapped myself.

Stay in school, kids.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Well, it's your baby, Douglas!

OK. This is gonna hurt.

A lot.

Experiencing a twist ending
at the end of a movie can be fun.

You can get in on that fun...

without having to sit through
all that Hollywood crap.

Enjoy.

Are we still going to do it?

Turn to the dark side and join me.

I'll never join you!

You k*lled my father!

No, Luke. I am your father.

That's not true!

That's impossible!

And Princess Leia is your sister.

That's not true!

That's... improbable.

And the Empire
will be defeated by Ewoks.

That's...

very unlikely.

And as a child...

I built C- PO.

Huh?

And the Force?

Well, that's just microscopic bacteria
in your bloodstream...

called midichlorians.

Look, if you're not gonna
take this seriously, I'm out.

Oh, my God!

Angela's the k*ller,
and she was really a boy!

Oh, my God!

Somebody remembered this movie
and wrote a comedy sketch about it!

Is anyone there?

I come from a village
where we think it's .

I've broken our taboo
about entering the forest...

to find medicine
for my fiancé. Hello?

That... That was a really weak twist.

Yeah. Sorry about that, folks.

Wasn't that great?
And as an added twist...

I'm just three ducks
in a man costume.

Good night, folks.

Oh, that was close.

She's gonna do it.

Feh! You little bastard.

Today marks the th anniversary...

of the death of a true British hero.

On this date in ...

the great comedic voice
of Benny Hill...

was silenced forever.

We now take you back
to that somber day.

Served! Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served!

Served! Served!

And so, each Halloween...

the great pumpkin rises
out of the pumpkin patch...

and gives Halloween presents
to all the girls and boys.

For some reason, he's never actually
appeared to me personally.

But this year will be different.

Arise! Arise, O great pumpkin!

Finally!

Now you can give me presents.

Just kick the ball,
you blockhead.

But every time I try,
you just take the ball away.

This time I won't.
Come on already!

Maybe this time she means it.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to kick the football.
This is it!

That's for years
of humiliation, bitch.

What the...

Poor Linus.

That blockhead.
Everyone's a blockhead.

Blockheads,
blockheads, blockheads!

Wa waa wa wa wa waa.
Wa waa waa.

What did he say?

Ugh! I never have any idea
what any adult says.

It's always that
"Wa wa wa" crap.

I thought it would be appropriate...

to bury what little
they found of Linus...

in his security blanket.

That stupid blanket.

I knew he was never
right in his head.

Oh, my sweet Baboo!

I can't live without him!

I won't leave him! I won't!

Linus! Linus! I can't!

This is different from the time
we got lost in France...

or when we almost drowned
during the great river raft race.

I fear just having
a positive attitude...

with strong Christian overtones
won't save us this time.

Hold me, sir.

I said "strong Christian overtones."

I'm at the end of my rope, Lucy.

Everyone else is dead
besides you and me.

I thought being stuck as
a pre-pubescent bald kid for fifty years...

couldn't get any worse.

What should we do?

You should let
the great pumpkin eat you.

Meet the kite-eating tree...

you ugly son of a bitch.

It's over.

It's finally over.

Rest, my friends.

Now you can rest.

Ba-gawk!

Bock.

Stupid monkey.