01x07 - A Piece of the Action

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Aah!

Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!

Whew.

I... ing hate you.

You're gonna take
good care of my car, right?

You guys got nothing to worry about.
I'm a professional.

- A professional what?
- Come on, I'm hungry.

Hey, you're not Michael.

You can talk?

If he can talk, I bet he can party!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Playing, playing with a car

Ha ha ha! Yeah!

Playing, playing with a car

'Cause after parking limos...

Blech!

A car that talks

Said it was a bad time

For a turbo boost

I said it was the right time

For a raunchy pursuit

Yeah

Playing, playing with a car

Playing, playing with a car

Kitt?

Kitt?

Stop farting.

That looked like my toe.

Why you in such a hurry?
Going to the ball?

Ha ha ha. Not anymore.

We love you, Grandma.

Oh, I don't like it here.

Everybody's trying to k*ll me.

Oh, mom, nobody's trying to k*ll you.

Steve, we're gonna be late for the movie.

We'll see you next week.

Good-bye, Grandma!

OK, dear.

Ohh! Ooh!

Aah!

Eee!

Argh!

What the... Oh, no! Uhh!

Ow!

Yeah.

Lights out means lights out.

Bleh!

Aah! Oh, gosh! Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

OK, everybody, no touching.

They're eighteen now.
That's so awesome.

Why's that?

Because, you know, they're legal.

Dude, you're, like, thirty-five.

Thanks, everybody. See you soon.

What's the latest fabulous news,
everybody?

The Mary-Kate and Ashley in Moscow
DVD hit number one!

I knew it would.

The Olsen twins tropical toothpaste...

was endorsed
by the American Tooth Association.

I just saved a ton of money
by switching to Geico.

- Great!
- Great!

- Yes, chief?
- Yes, chief?

- What? The city's in trouble?
- What? The city's in trouble?

- We'll be right there.
- We'll be right there.

- Olsen twin powers activate!
- Olsen twin powers activate!

Form of a giant eagle!

Shape of a bucket of water.

Glee glee glee glee.
Glee glee glee. Gleek!

Oh, my God!

Oof!

Oh, I hope the Olsen twins
get here in time.

The dragon's tearing up the city.
We've gotta stop him.

Let's do it, Mary-Kate.

Ohh!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Ew! Did you see that?

I totally did.
His skin is totally irritated.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, you're not an evil red dragon,
are you?

Oh, you're just a harmless dragon
with a bad skin condition.

And that's what
Olsen oil skin cream was made for.

Now lay down.

Oh, doesn't this feel good?

- We did it!
- We did it!

Ahh...

Oomph!

Hooray! Hooray!

Next time on The Olsen Twins...

- Sandwich?
- No, thanks.

Ha ha ha ha!

Eh.

Mommy, there's a monster in my closet.

I know.

He's dead.

Ah, it's just a car.

m*rder's a new trick for a robot, isn't it?
Respond.

I did not m*rder him.

Must have done something
real bad to piss you off.

Respond.

I did not m*rder him.

Or maybe you just hate humans.
Is that it?

I did not m*rder him!

Yeah, right.

Meet George Jetson, his boy Elroy...

daughter Judy, Jane, his wife.

Their lives
have been tarnished by m*rder...

m*rder by way
of a broken windowpane...

and a fatal fall to the ground below.

Who floats buildings that high up,
I'm asking you.

They put treadmills
on the outside of them.

You believe that?

He could have fallen off
one of those things, for all we know.

Damn, we are stupid in the future.

One detective knew it was no accident.

Don't you realize this is safety glass?

It would have taken a robot to...
Oh, God!

One man would speak out
for Rosie's innocence.

Ridiculous. My robots are harmless.

With the three laws of robotics...

the things have to do
anything we tell them.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's time for my sponge bath.

Come along, ret*rd.

Beedie beedie beedie beedie.
Somebody k*ll me.

And what of the other victims
in this unsolved crime...

the family of the deceased?

It's not so bad.
I got a new dad and everything.

Time to go to your room, kid.

Rey! Ret rour rands roff rer!

I don't know what you said...

but I'm pretty sure
it's something people get neutered for.

The family hasn't seen much
of Judy Jetson recently.

Dad's dead, and now I'm in this alley,
and I have no... aah!

Aw, come on. Of course Rosie did it.

Those three laws are full of crap,
you know?

She was built to keep the place clean,
but he always kept it messy.

She probably k*lled him to make sure
the place wouldn't get dirty.

How do I know this?

Because I, too, am a robot.

Git git git git got git git

Gaw ge-gaw ge-gaw

Ge ge go-gaw ge

Eee, erh, robot

Who k*lled George Jetson?

Big businessman gone bad?
That pissing dog?

Or was it truly
the soulless metal housekeeper?

I really didn't m*rder Mr. J., you know?

Perhaps, but just to be safe...

Next time on Unsolved Case Files, Jem.

Was she truly outrageous?

Truly, truly, truly outrageous?

- Ba-gawk!
- Bock.

Stupid monkey.