01x05 - Toyz in the Hood

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Aah!

This is me, and this is Seth Green.

We're married.

Hey! Kool-aid!

Oh, you... oh!

Oh, no!

We need Voltron!

Right away. Voltron Force, assemble!

- Voltron!
- Voltron!

Oh, shake it, baby!

Oh, yeah!

Keith, the enemy ships are falling back.

Head's up, team.

- Better form Voltron.
- Right!

Pidge, get off!

He's holding a w*apon!

Let me see you work it, work it

- Huh?
- Huh?

Watch you work it, work it

Back again, it's the robobeast digger

Can't stop bling, can't stop trigger finger

Throw away the law,
no rhyme on his money spit

Cristal bangin', and my paper
keep the honeys grinnin'

We just got served, team.

- Voltron, represent!
- Voltron, represent!

Why are you gonna front like a punk
that's got that steel?

You dat bitch stick your ass on the block
tryin' to pay those bills

Now drop this bass

Six hour force on to get work
like Heartbreak Ridge

I'm-a punk yo face

Wipin' up your blood with the panties
that I stole from the Benz

Ho ho ho ho ho

Work it out

Ho ho ho ho ho

Work it out

Ho ho ho ho ho

Work it out

Back to yo ass, put a dent in a robot

Want a wish, get a vacuum robot

Shock to the dome,
put a block in a robot

Six feet under in the grave
with a robot

Ho ho ho ho ho

Work it out

Ho ho ho ho ho

Work it out

Ho ho ho ho ho

Work it out

Let me see you work it, work

Get on the floor and work it, work it

Are you ever gonna work it, work it?

Come on, man, just work it out

Let me see you work it, work it

I wanna watch you work it, work it

Here's a dollar, now work it, work it

Just work it out

Come on, man, just work it out

We're out of moves!

Time for a desperation measure, team.

Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served! Served!

Served! Served! Served! Served!

Served! Served! Served!

Hey, who's laughing now, bi-otch?
Huh? Huh?

And in other news tonight,
Voltron got totally served.

Damn!

This is me, and this is Stalin.

We're married.

- I hope you brought protection.
- Yeah. You are so hot.

Get in here.

The mongoose may be small...

but he's one of the fiercest K*llers
in the animal kingdom.

When the mongoose
finally spots its target...

the strike is precise and deadly.

The president has been shot.

Repeat.
The president has been shot.

No animal is immune
from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.

Look at him! He was so friggin' fat.

Some king of the jungle.

He needs a mouse to help.

Uh-oh.

Ow! Ow! OK!

Ow! Ow! Aah!

Uh, yes, hi.

I'd like to report a domestic disturbance.

But I didn't do anything!

Officer, no!
He never laid a paw on me.

I swear! You... You can't!

So... single, huh?

Truly, the lemming is nature's ret*rd.

To freedom!

Let's go back to your place.

Do you have any condoms?

Who needs condoms?

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.

Ow! Ow! A little help?

The year is ,
and Walt Disney is dead.

The beloved cartoonist, movie maker,
and hero to the American family...

left specific instructions
to be carried out upon his death.

OK. Do it.

Did he really say
this should be done with a chainsaw?

Never question him.

The public would never know...

what mad experiments took place
under the Matterhorn that day.

Did it work?

I... hunger!

Bring in the first Cuban child.

Walt Disney must feed!

No! No! No, no! No, no!

Yes. Yes!

Yes!

As the years went by,
Disney's power would grow.

He demanded a Disney park
be built in Florida...

so he could be closer
to his Cuban food supply.

Sir, I need your approval
on these expansion plans.

Busy! Eating!

You didn't see anything! You got that?

God help me! Ohh!

Aw...

Walt Disney's lust
for the flesh of Cuban children...

was kept under control
until one fateful day.

The long journey of Elian Gonzales
has finally come to a close.

After being taken by federal agents
from his temporary home in Miami...

little Elian has been reunited
with his family in Cuba.

Elian? Elian!

No! No!

- No! Stop, sir!
- Aah!

Aah!

Elian!

Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!

Uhh!

Unh!

Ahh!

Yaah!

Elian!

Here I am.

Elian?

If it will stop the devastation
on my beloved Cuban people...

I will sacrifice myself to you.

Ahh!

Die, American beast!

Aah!

We must always remember
the sacrifices made today...

by the brave Cuban soldiers...

whose deaths
will not be known outside of Cuba...

thanks to the American embargo.

I love doing that.

Trash. Trash. Not mine. Garbage.
Garbage. Not mine. Ooh! We'll take that.

Huh.

Eee!

I got it! I got it! Ohh!

Uhh!

To be... ooh!

Ohh!

Unh!

Ooh!

Unh!

Uhh!

Ow!

Hey!

- Ow!
- Ooh!

- Ahh!
- Uhh!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

- Ooh!
- Aah!

Unh!

Thank you.
Thank you all so much... ohh!

Oh-ho!

- Ba-gawk!
- Bock.