[Beginning theme music]
-♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪
♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪
♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪
♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪
♪ Don't you worry
♪ It's gonna be all right
♪ 'Cause I'm always ready
♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪
♪ I'll be ready
♪ I'll be ready
♪ Never you fear
♪ No, don't you fear
♪ I'll be ready
♪ Forever and always
♪ I'm always here
♪ 'Cause I'm always ready
♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪
♪ I'll be ready
♪ I'll be ready
♪ Never you fear
♪ No, don't you fear
♪ I'll be ready
♪ Forever and always
♪ I'm always here
[Rock music]
[Yelling]
[Indistinct chatter]
[Motor revs]
-[Screams]
Help!
[Tense music]
-All right, hold on.
Hold on to that.
Put your arms around it.
-So what's her name?
Eddie: who?
-Your date for tonight.
-Carol.
-Is she new?
-New? What you mean?
-Has craig or gina, or any
of the g*ng met her yet?
-No.
-Same with andy. Except for you.
Eddie: who's andy?
-[Moans]
What are you doing?
-Andy, andrew garrison.
You took me to ollie's,
and we danced all night.
-I can't place the face.
-In the parking lot.
You turned blue
when you saw his '68 vette.
-No.
-He lives in the marina.
He goes to law school.
Big blue eyes. He's 6'3".
-Hey, that guy
was no more than 6'.
-So you do remember him.
-Uh...
Vaguely.
-Hey, listen, I was thinking.
-What?
-Since it's his first time
meeting everybody,
Maybe you could talk to him.
You know, make him feel
more comfortable.
Would you do that for me?
What? What?
-[Grunts]
This is gonna be
some honeymoon, huh?
You'll get your husband back.
You'll be good as new tomorrow.
[Indistinct chatter]
[Indistinct chatter]
-Gina?
Excuse me, just a sec.
Excuse me.
-There's something wrong
with these chicken balls.
-What?
-They don't taste like chicken.
-Jill. Jill.
Do me a favor.
Would you taste one of these?
-Sure, which one?
-This.
-It's good.
-Yeah, but what is it?
-Veal?
-See?
-Stop it. Don't tickle me.
-I can't help it, i--
I have to touch you.
It's like an addiction.
-Yes.
Hey, buddy. For you.
-Oh, great, thanks.
That's great.
Hey, try one of these for me,
will you?
-Oh, would you please stop
with this taste testing thing?
Hi, you look nice.
-Thanks.
-Where's your date?
-Sore throat, you know?
Under the weather.
102 Temperature. Awful.
What is this? Cheese?
-You see?
-Oh... Wait, sore throat?
102 Temperature?
Under the weather? Awful.
-I'm sure
that was going around.
You know, I wasn't sure
I was gonna make it.
Hey!
Excuse me.
-Is this the liver?
-Does it taste like a liver?
-No, it tastes like a chicken.
-What's up?
If you stare
at that clock any harder,
You're gonna make it stop.
-I wish I could.
Jenny's gonna show up
any minute.
-I thought you liked jenny.
-In small doses.
-Come on, is this
the same hobie buchannon
Who just last week was
saying jenny was great,
That she wasn't
like a girl at all?
-Yeah, dad, but that was before
she glued herself to me.
-She likes you.
She wants to spend time
with you.
[Doorbell rings]
See? There she is now.
-I can't even ride my bike
To junior lifeguards
alone anymore.
I mean, a guy needs time
to himself, you know?
Gee.
For a moment I thought I'd be
going to headquarters alone.
-Are you joking?
Who would you race with?
-Who's racing?
-Don't tell me you want more
than a ten-second head start.
-Have a safe ride.
Shauni: party was pretty good,
wasn't it?
-Yeah, it was great.
-So then
why did you leave early?
-Why do you care?
-Maybe because I asked you
to do me a favor
And make andy feel at ease.
And instead, you did
just the opposite.
-Opposite? What did I do?
Let me see,
where should I start?
You made fun of his clothes,
his hair, the way he laughs--
-Hey, wait a minute.
I wasn't making fun of him.
I was just trying
to make him feel
Like he was one of the guys.
-By spraying him
with a beer can?
-That was an accident.
-Oh... Accident?
-Yes, an accident.
-You're serious?
-Absolutely.
I wouldn't do anything
to embarrass you.
-Well, thank you, 'cause I have
to admit I did think the worst.
So...
Tell me what you think
about andy.
-Can we talk
about something else, please?
-Yeah, but why?
-Because I'm...
Sick of "andy" this,
"andy" that, that's why.
I don't wanna talk
about your love life.
-I thought we were friends.
I thought at the very least
you'd be curious.
-I'm not. At all.
-Well, I am. I wanna know
what you think about andy.
So maybe we're not friends
at all, eddie.
Maybe I'm just some lifeguard
of the opposite sex
Who you share a shower with.
-We're friends.
Okay?
-Well, then be honest with me.
Tell me what you think
about andy.
-He's a jerk, shauni.
An arrogant bonehead
and a patronizing stooge.
That's what I think, okay?
-Well, who asked you?
[Indistinct chatter]
Craig: congratulations.
-For what?
-For graduating rookie school.
Mitch said you were
top of the class.
-Oh, yeah, thanks.
It's a big honor
being a county lifeguard.
I get to wear red trunks,
carry a rescue can.
Don't know how I got along
without them.
-There's nothing like
the enthusiasm of a rookie.
[Boat horn sounds]
[Laughing]
[Boat horn sounds]
-Tom logan.
Name of the guy
that owns the boat.
He's been hanging
around the club
The last couple of days,
drumming up business.
-That's a business?
-Catered parties.
Boozy, breezy. Mostly boozy.
They're supposed to be
a lot of fun.
-That kind of fun we don't need.
Sooner or later, we're
gonna be pulling passengers
Out of the water.
I already have.
Day before yesterday.
A wedding party.
The bride took a header
off the stern.
They didn't even miss her.
-What happened to her?
-Oh, I swam her to shore.
Wedding's off.
We've got a date next week.
-You talked to logan?
-What about?
-The lifeguard stuff, you know.
Alcoholic consumption,
endangering passengers,
That kind of thing.
-Well, I didn't want to overstep
my mark, you know.
After all, I'm just an
enthusiastic rookie, aren't i?
[Pounding]
-How's it going?
-It'd be a lot better
if I knew what I was doing.
-Then why don't you stop? Let
the landlord take care of it.
-No, I said I'd fix it
and I will.
[Moans]
Hand me the screwdriver,
would you?
-Uh-huh.
-Thank you.
-If you fail
your civil law test,
Don't go pointing
your finger at me.
-What? You're afraid
I'm gonna tell my dad
I'm suffering
due to your bad influence?
-I wouldn't put it past you.
-Dad will love you.
-What about mom?
[Thuds]
-[Sighs]
Mom's a lost cause.
She'll take one look
at your hair and your curves,
She'll pull me aside
And say you're not
garrison material.
-Oh, that's comforting.
-No, it doesn't matter
what she thinks,
Just as long as I like your hair
and your curves.
-Would you stop it?
I still have two chapters
to summarize.
-Hey, if I can take time
out of my busy schedule
To fix your sink--
-Mr. Garrison.
-Oh, I like the sound of that.
-Ow!
-Kiss me.
-Andy, let me finish.
What are you doing?
-I want that kiss now.
[Ominous music]
-Let go of me.
-Kiss me, and I'll let go.
-Let go first.
[Screams]
-[Clears his throat]
I'll buy you a new one.
Shauni, I'm sorry.
I am, I was only playing around.
You have a blackboard handy?
I'll write "andy's sorry"
a hundred times.
How about--how about
"andy loves shauni"
A thousand times?
Did you really think I was going
to take "no" for an answer?
[Ominous music]
[Boat horn sounds]
-Afternoon.
I'm looking for tom logan.
-I'm seeing a lot of guys
in red trunks these days.
-I'm craig pomeroy.
I hear one of those guys
in red trunks
Swam out to your boat
a few days ago.
-Yeah.
Kinda busted up a wedding.
The groom's still
looking for him.
-The bride almost drowned.
-She jumped overboard.
What am I supposed to do?
-You know, I know you want
your cruises to be fun,
But you'd sure make
our lives a lot easier
If you'd keep the drinking down.
Take it easy out there.
-Take it easy?
Look, my customers
call the sh*ts, pal.
They expect this
baby to be humming
From the time they get on
to the time they get off.
-It's a good way
to wreck an engine.
-Wait.
You got jurisdiction over
a watercraft on the open sea?
-No.
-Great, because me
and my little party boat
Are gonna be raising
some hell tomorrow.
And the day after that,
and the day after that.
You see, I got a reputation
to maintain.
-So do i.
So I guess
I'll see you tomorrow.
And the day after that,
And the day after that.
-Whatever.
-Hey, eddie,
have you seen hobie anywhere?
We're supposed to go fishing.
-I haven't seen him.
-Well, if you do--
-I'll let him know
you're looking for him.
-Thanks.
-Okay, kiddo.
-I need privacy here.
-I need my trunks.
Hobie, what are you doing?
-Oh, jenny?
-She's always trying to hug me
or hold my hand.
Yesterday she even tried to
get me to play spin the bottle.
-Sounds good to me.
-She's driving me crazy.
What am I gonna do?
-Well, if you're really
that unhappy--
-I am.
-You'd better tell her.
-But that would hurt
her feelings.
-Hey, there's no avoiding that,
believe me.
Listen, hobe,
better the clean, sharp snap
Than the long, slow bend, man.
-There you are.
I've got the bait
and everything.
-See that curtain?
Men on this side only.
-Don't you wanna go fishing?
-No.
I can't. I mean...
I've got some stuff to do
around the house.
-You want some help?
-No.
-Well, I'll see you.
-See you.
-Bye.
Going for the long, slow bend,
huh?
-Sid, he must have called.
Think.
Are you sure that you haven't
left the switchboard
Since last time I phoned in?
Well, maybe someone else
took the call.
Okay, okay, if andrew calls,
tell him that i--
He hung up on me.
-What do you expect? You've
been badgering him all morning.
What's the big panic about?
-We had an argument last night.
It's so weird. I hate to fight.
It seems that we do
more and more of it.
-Any better off
after the fight's over?
-You mean, besides getting
better at making up?
-So what was the fight about?
Politics, religion?
Or was it something
really important,
Like he didn't want pepperoni
on your pizza.
-No, we fought
about lifeguarding.
-You're kidding.
-Nope.
He thinks I spend all my
time caring about strangers
And not enough time
caring about him.
You know,
with law school and all,
He's under a lot of pressure.
Sid, did i--
I'm gonna take a patrol.
-What do you want me
to tell andrew if he calls?
-Tell him I called,
I cared, and I left.
-I went through
the old incident reports.
Tom logan's name was all over
them a few years ago.
He was running
this parasailing operation
Behind a powerboat,
didn't know what he was doing.
-And we spent the month of june
rescuing his customers.
I remember that guy.
-That's him.
-I thought the county
put him out of business.
-Time to do it again.
-How?
I mean, he's right.
We don't have jurisdiction.
-Give me a rescue boat.
-You gonna ram him and sink him?
-No, I'm gonna lie in wait.
He's bound to do something
stupid, I'll be there to see it
And report it.
-You might think about doing a
little shore patrol, you know?
While you're out there.
Justify the boat.
-Details, details.
-Who you're gonna take with you?
-You.
-Me?
-Yeah, spend you mornings
here, your afternoons out there.
Blue skies, open seas,
no ringing phones,
No captain thorpe.
-Well, what about the staff?
I mean...
I just can't abandon them.
-Anybody care if mitch spends
afternoons on patrol?
Pick you up at 12:30.
-I'll be ready.
-Good.
-Thanks.
[Indistinct chatter]
[Rock music playing]
Shauni: you didn't call all day.
Why is it every time
you do something rotten,
You automatically think flowers
are gonna make it better?
-You'd prefer wood carvings?
-Don't make fun of me.
-Okay, no jokes.
We'll grab some dinner,
We'll get cozy
And for dessert,
I will give you a massage
That is guaranteed to relieve
all forms of stress.
Job-related or otherwise.
-It sounds good.
But not tonight.
-Come on, shauni.
-You didn't call,
and I made plans.
I'm not canceling, okay?
-With jill, right?
-Right.
-So she won't care.
-Just because you're insensitive
with my feelings
Does not mean
I'm gonna treat jill that way.
-Message received,
loud and clear.
I don't wanna fight
and I don't wanna play games.
But I do wanna be with you
tonight.
-Andy, I am not
canceling on jill
Just because you want me to.
-You wanna bet? Get in.
-What are you doing?
Stop it.
[Ominous music]
[Ominous music intensifies]
-Shauni, it's eddie.
Shauni: go away.
-No can do.
[Chuckles]
Hey, come on, shauni.
I wanna talk to you.
Shauni: I don't feel good,
eddie.
Would you please just go away?
-Look, I really wanna apologize,
But I don't wanna do it
to a door, all right?
Shauni: thanks,eddie.
Could we just talk tomorrow?
-Yeah, sure.
Look, I brought your mail
and I'll just set it
Outside your door.
[Envelops drop]
[Door unlatches]
[Suspenseful music]
[Sensual music playing]
[Screaming]
-Hey!
-Shauni...
Did you hit him?
-No.
-thr*aten him with a knife?
-No, it wasn't like that.
-What then?
Did you make fun of his mother?
-[Chuckles]
It was a fight, eddie.
I said things, he said things.
It went back and forth.
I'm not an angel in all this.
I have some responsibility too.
-Where I come from, there are
only two kinds of guys
Who hit women, creeps who drink
and just plain old creeps.
Which one is he?
-It could've happened
to anybody.
-You're not just anybody.
[Knocking on door]
-Who is it?
Andrew: it's me.
-No, eddie.
-I don't get it.
Just because you wanna
let him off the hook
Doesn't mean I have to.
-Just let me handle it, okay?
-Shauni, come on.
-Just let me do it.
-I was, uh, driving
And driving.
I ran out of gas
somewhere around palm springs.
That's when I started walking.
And walking.
I think I might have even
started crawling for a while.
But all I could see was--
Was your face
in the oncoming headlights.
Hear your voice
in the truck horns.
Think about what I was gonna say
when I finally saw you again.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry down to my toes.
[Suspenseful music]
-Shauni.
This snake crawls
up with some stupid story
With lights and voices,
and you buy it?
-Eddie, listen--
-Are you crazy?
-I want you to go.
-You know, I think
you're special.
I guess I was wrong.
You are just anybody.
You're some dumb,
Blonde bimbo.
-[Sighs]
[Suspenseful music]
[Thwacking noise]
[Thwacking noise continues]
-Oh, man.
Craig: eddie.
-What?
-What's wrong?
And don't say nothing's wrong,
because I'm already punchy
From hearing you pound
that bag for the last hour.
-Women. Go figure.
-If we're gonna talk about your
love life I think we should sit.
-It's shauni.
And this andrew garrison
the third, fourth, fifth,
Whatever the hell his name is.
He hit her.
-Is she all right?
-You know what she about it?
She kisses him.
-Oh, man.
-You believe that?
Right in front of me,
She kisses him,
and then she hugs him.
-That makes you mad.
-Mad?
First I saw her face
and I saw his face.
And I saw red. Red.
-But it's their problem.
You can't do anything about it.
-So it's their problem.
What? Iwalk away?
Everybody walks away, huh?
Look, I know about fighting.
And the first punch,
that's instinct.
The second punch, no.
It's something else.
It could happen again, craig.
-The chances are
it probably will.
But you can't get in the middle
of their relationship, eddie.
You're not licensed
as a referee.
All you can do is, what?
Is to be there as a friend.
And hope that she starts
loving herself
As much as you love her.
-What are you talking about?
-Lawyer's hunch.
-Hobie! Hobie!
Hi.
You don't look
too happy to see me.
-Jenny, we have to talk
about our relationship.
-Our what?
-It's just that--
I don't think we should see
each other anymore.
-Why not?
-I need some time to myself.
-I don't understand.
It's not like we're going
steady or anything.
Maybe if we just take
today off--
-No!
I don't want you coming
by my house anymore, okay?
I need some time to myself.
I need space.
-Yeah, all right. I got it.
[Upbeat music playing]
[Indistinct chatter]
[Laughing]
-Excuse me.
-You know, we really gotta try
to get a head count
To see how many passengers
actually make it ashore.
-Hey, my escorts.
You know, if you guys really
want to be helpful,
You'll come replace
this oil line of mine.
-No, thanks.
Oil line's all yours
as long as you're in business.
-Look, beach boy,
I'm completely legit.
And, you know, I'm not losing
a minute of sleep
Because you don't like
what I'm doing.
-Well, it's not just us.
The police don't like it either.
-Police?
Come on, give me a break.
-When people stagger to
their cars after getting drunk
On your boat, who do you think
is responsible?
-See you.
-Yeah.
-Hi.
I'm sorry.
For a lot of things,
Especially yesterday.
-It hurt.
-I know.
-A lot.
-It wasn't right.
-You really embarrassed me.
-No.
I embarrassed me.
Look, shauni, uh--
I don't like saying
"I'm sorry," so...
I won't do it again, okay?
I'll see you tomorrow.
-I know how it looked.
The bruises and the tears.
But it wasn't that bad.
It really wasn't.
-I'm sure he's a swell guy.
-He is, eddie.
I know you'd like him.
You two could get
to be best friends.
I mean, you have almost
the same exact taste in music.
-Don't.
Shauni.
I said I was sorry
and I meant it,
But I'm really not in the mood
to talk about your boyfriend.
See you tomorrow, okay?
[Soft music]
[Crickets chirping]
-Still staring
at the ceiling, huh?
-[Sighs]
I feel sick to my stomach.
-Oh.
Why do I get the feeling
This has got something to do
with girls?
-I don't understand it.
If I got what I wanted,
how come I feel so sad?
-Hey, if you weren't hurt a
little bit too, I'd be worried.
-It hurts a lot.
It went by so fast.
I mean, sometimes
you gotta be selfish, right?
-Sometimes you gotta be selfish,
you're right.
You're not alone.
You know, relationships
have their ups and downs.
-Then I guess I'm not ready
for them yet,
Especially with girls.
-[Chuckles]
I wish I could go through
this one for you.
But I can't.
Relationships are tough,
and they only get worse.
-Great. Thanks
for cheering me up, dad.
-You wanna feel better,
you go talk to jenny,
Straighten things out,
end it on the upswing.
You sure you wouldn't
rather watch tv?
-No, the ceiling is just fine.
-Okay.
[Sighs]
[Phone ringing]
-Hello?
Shauni?
All right, shauni, just--
Calm down, I can't understand
a word you're saying.
I'll be right there.
Ten minutes. Stay cool.
All right.
[Suspenseful music]
[Birds singing]
-Hey, jenny.
Wait up.
-Why?
So you can tell me that you're
tired of seeing me
In junior lifeguards?
-No.
I wanna say I'm... Sorry.
-Yeah, so you're sorry.
It's not that easy.
-Do you hate me?
-You haven't exactly scored
many points.
-I hope
you don't hate me forever.
-Yeah, forever.
But it is gonna take some time
before I can forgive you.
-Hey, jenny. My brother's
waiting in the car. Let's go.
-Where are you guys going?
-Ballgame. Later, hobie.
[Sad music]
[Door opens]
-Andy.
[Clears her throat]
-Every time I come by
to apologize,
I keep running
into the same people.
-If you need me,
I'll be in the hall.
[Door closes]
-What the heck, you needed
a new set of dishes, anyway.
I'm just the guy
to get them, right?
Right?
-Don't.
-Shauni, let me hold you,
please.
-No.
-Okay, no touching.
How about shopping?
Let's go buy you a new lamp
and stuff.
-No, new stuff isn't gonna help.
-But it's a good place
to start, isn't it?
You wanna hear me say how
embarrassed I am
For what I did to you?
Is that what you want?
-Yes, I do.
But you've apologized before.
Andrew: shauni, you know
what's been going on.
You know the kind of hassles
I'm having at home.
School's a joke.
My professor's all over me.
-And after this course,
after this professor,
There's another one.
-Come on, shauni.
-No, it's true.
Other papers, other exams,
law boards,
More hassles, more pressures,
and more excuses.
-Shauni,
I love you.
I want us to work.
I'll do anything.
Anything.
-[Sighs]
It can't happen again.
-It won't.
[Suspenseful music]
-No.
I'm sorry,
I can't let this happen.
-You can't stop it.
-It's over, andrew.
-Over.
Don't say that.
It can't be over.
It's that guy who was here,
isn't it?
That's what it is.
-It's you. And it's me.
And it's the way
we are together.
And it's never
gonna get better, never.
Goodbye, andrew.
[Suspenseful music]
-Go to hell.
[Suspenseful music]
Shauni: [cries]
[Rock music playing]
Craig: you realize
logan's got that boat
Working seven days a week?
[Whistling]
[Indistinct chatter]
-Hey.
Can't this piece of junk
go any faster?
-Piece of junk?
-We paid for excitement, man.
This is for old ladies.
-All right, you want it faster?
You got faster.
[Motor revs]
[Whistling and cheering]
-Right, man.
That's more like it.
-He's at it again.
[Cheering]
[Tense music]
[Cheering]
-Hey, hey, we're on fire, man.
[Alarm goes off]
-Can't steer it.
-What's the matter, man?
What's the matter?
-I don't know,
the controls are jammed.
-K-m-f two-nine-five,
this is rescue baywatch.
We've got a powerboat
out of control
Heading toward the jetty
near tower seven.
Request backup now.
Logan: nothing's working.
[Screaming]
-Come on, man, make it work!
-Get off.
[Tense music]
It's jammed.
Can't stop it. Move.
Come on!
What's going on?
-[Screams]
-Coming out.
-What's going on?
Come on!
-Get me up there.
[Tense music]
[Alarm blaring]
[Alarm blaring]
Logan: no!
[Birds singing]
-[Coughs]
Man: way to go, man, thanks.
[Siren blaring in the distance]
-Maybe we won't have
to follow you around anymore.
[Siren blaring]
-Morning.
-Hi.
You left yesterday.
I looked in the hallway,
and you were gone.
I just didn't feel right
staying.
-You didn't call.
-I just figured
you wanted to be by yourself.
-I spent a lot of time thinking.
-Breaking up is hard to do.
-Not about andrew.
About you.
-Me?
-Yeah.
I never would have made it
through this without you.
You're a good friend.
You're cute too.
-[Chuckles]
"Cute."
I really hate that word.
Synonyms are okay.
[Ending theme plays]
01x08 - Cruise Ship
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Revolves around a team of lifeguards and their personal relationships along with the dangers of the ocean.
Revolves around a team of lifeguards and their personal relationships along with the dangers of the ocean.