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03x03 - The Brady Braves

Posted: 12/31/21 09:52
by bunniefuu
♪ Here's the story ♪

♪ Of a lovely lady ♪

♪ Who was bringing up ♪

♪ Three very lovely girls ♪

♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪

♪ Like their mother ♪

♪ The youngest one in curls ♪

♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪

♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪

♪ They were four
men living all together ♪

♪ Yet they were all alone ♪

♪ Till the one day when ♪

♪ The lady met this fellow ♪

♪ And they knew that it was ♪

♪ Much more than a hunch ♪

♪ That this group must ♪

♪ Somehow form a family ♪

♪ That's the way we all ♪

♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch ♪

♪ That's the way we became ♪

♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪

Bobby!

Cindy!

It's all your fault.

You wanted to chase
after that Indian boy.

How was I supposed
to know we'd get lost?

Come on.

Bobby!

Cindy!

Like, they just disappeared.

Bobby!

Cindy!

MIKE: It had started out to
be a great vacation for all of us.


Kids were really excited

at their first sight
of Grand Canyon.


They loved the Hopi
Indians and the rain dance.


They couldn't wait to ride down
to the bottom of the canyon.


Now I had warned all
the kids to stay together,


but it was Bobby and
Cindy who wandered off.


It's starting to get dark now.

We better find them and fast.

Come on, kids.

I think we're going in circles.

What's the matter?

Let me handle this, Cindy.

How.

How what?

Uh, how are you?

I'm okay.

I'm Bobby Brady, and
this is my sister Cindy.

I'm Jimmy Pocaiya.

Do you live around here?

Well, not too far.

Are you a real Indian?

Uh-huh.

Have you seen a
camp around here?

One with tents and stuff?

Yes, I saw your camp.

Oh, could you find it for us?

Sure.

Hey, great.

We're kind of lost.

Could you help us
get back to our folks?

No.

Why not?

I've got my reasons.

What's the matter?

Don't you like us palefaces?

Cut out the paleface stuff.

Sorry.

Why won't you help us?

'Cause I don't want
anybody to see me.

You in some kind of trouble?

I ran away from home.

If your folks see me

they'll tell my
grandfather where I am.

Listen, Jimmy, maybe
we can make a deal.

You take us back

and we promise not
to tell we saw you.

Please?

Well... you promise?

Do I look like the kind of guy

that speaks with
a forked tongue?

Mom, Jan, come here quick.

What is it?

Look. Footprints.

The footprints end here

and there are two paths.

Which way do you
think they went?

Look, you two take that
way and I'll take this way

and we'll meet right back here.

And remember,
please stay together.

We will, Mom.

Around those rocks up there

you'll be able to see your camp.

Thanks a lot, Jimmy.

You really saved our lives.

Ah, it's nothing.

It is, too.

Isn't there some way
we can pay you back?

Well, I'm kind of hungry.

You think you could
get me something to eat?

Sure, but we'll have
to wait till tonight

when everybody's asleep.

That's okay.

I'll be by those big
rocks we just passed.

Okay. Thanks a
lot. See you later.

CAROL: Bobby! Cindy!

That sounds like Mom.

It is Mom.

BOTH: Mother! Mother!

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, you're all right.

We're sorry.

We didn't mean to get lost.

It was just an accident.

Well, don't you ever wander away

from us again, you hear?

What are you crying for?

Because I'm so
happy you're back.

I thought you'd cry
when we got lost.

I cried then, too.

I guess we make her
cry no matter what we do.

All right, all right,
but from now on

nobody goes off alone, right?

Let's hear it. Huh?
Huh? (all agree)

And you two guys, you
don't go away from camp

without being with an
adult or with Greg or Marcia.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay, kids, come on.

Let's get cleaned up for dinner.

How we going to get
the food for Jimmy?

I've been thinking
about it, and I got a plan.

ALL: ♪ Down in the valley ♪

♪ Valley so low ♪

♪ Hang your head over ♪

♪ Hear the wind blow ♪

♪ Hear the wind blow, love ♪

♪ Hear the wind blow ♪

♪ Late in the evening ♪

♪ Hear the wind blow ♪

♪ Roses love sunshine ♪

♪ Violets love dew ♪

♪ Stars up in heaven ♪

♪ Know I love you ♪

♪ Oooh! ♪

Hey, how about a little, umm...

Hey, good. let's see,
"Home on the Range"?

Yeah, that's a good one!
Can you play that one?

Oh, sure.

ALL: ♪ Oh, give me a home
where the buffalo roam ♪

♪ Where the deer and
the antelope play... ♪

Could we have some
more hot dogs, Alice?

That makes four apiece.

You two must have hollow legs.

Well, getting lost
takes a lot out of you.

We're trying to put it back.

I don't really believe

that you're eating
all these hot dogs.

I think you're inhaling them.

Well, I better start
getting those dishes.

Let's get some
beans for Jimmy, too.

Where we going to hide them?

Hey, I got it.

♪ ...A discouraging word ♪

♪ And the skies are
not cloudy all day ♪

CAROL: Let's sing it again.

♪ Home, home... ♪

Hey, that's a great idea.

♪ ...Where the deer
and the antelope... ♪

( whistling)

( whistling)

I'm coming.

( Alice snorts)

You sure you can find your way?

I think so.

It's so dark, I can't
see where I'm going.

Don't pull so hard.

You're squashing the hot dogs.

( howling)

What was that?

Just a coyote.

Maybe we should go back.

We can't.

Just think how hungry Jimmy is.

Just think how
hungry the coyote is.

I didn't think you'd come back.

We promised, didn't we?

Brought you some hot dogs.

Some of them may
be a little bit squishy.

I like them squishy.

Here's something else to eat.

A flashlight?

No. Inside. Beans.

Hey, that's a great idea.

( whispering): Bobby? Cindy?

What are you doing here?

That's the same
question I got for you.

Who's he?

This is our friend,
Jimmy Pocaiya.

We brought him some hot dogs.

I don't know what
this thing is all about,

but I do know one thing:

You two better get back to camp

before Dad wakes
up and blows his top.

Come on.

Sure you don't want
to come with us?

Maybe Mom and Dad can help you.

No. They'd just
tell my grandfather.

Soon as it's light,
I'm moving on.

Bobby, come on.

Well, thanks a lot, Jimmy.

See you sometime.

Yeah, sometime.

I don't care, Bobby.

We should tell Mom
and Dad about Jimmy.

But we promised we wouldn't.

We told you he saved our lives.

Listen, did you think you
might be saving his life

by telling on him?

( leaves rustling)

Shh. Listen.

Who is it?

Greg?

Dad?

Why didn't you say you were you?

Because I didn't
know you were you.

Would you like

to tell me what you're
doing out here in the dark?

Tell him, Bobby.

Who, me?

Yeah, you.

Uh, Dad, it-it's like this:

We got lost.

You remember?

Now, you want
to stop the stalling

and tell me what
this is all about?

Now you're going
to tell my grandfather

and he'll take me home.

Well, is home so bad, Jim?

No. I like it there.

Then why run away?

Because of my grandfather.

Oh.

Is he mean to you?

No. I love him.

Wait a minute, I don't get it.

Then what's the matter?

Well, he only thinks
about the old Indian ways.

He always talks
about great things

that happened a long time ago.

Well, I can understand that.

He's proud of those things, huh?

Mr. Brady, I'm tired
of being an Indian.

I want to be an astronaut.

( chuckling) Well...

Look, Jim, you can
be both of those things.

Look, you can be
proud of your heritage

just like your grandfather.

You can still do
whatever you want to do

or be what you want to be.

What did your grandfather say

when you told him you
wanted to be an astronaut?

I didn't tell him.

Why didn't you
give him a chance?

Wait and see what
he thinks about it

before you try to run away.

I don't know.

Listen, why don't we talk about
this again in the morning, huh?

You come back to camp with us

and you can sleep
in a nice warm bed,

have a good breakfast.

Come on. You haven't eaten

until you've had
Alice's pancakes, huh?

Well... ( chuckling): Come on.

I bet you're good and hungry.

No. I had hot dogs...
oh, and beans!

Hot dogs and beans?


( metal clanging)

Oh... what is it, honey?

It's nothing.

Is it time to get up?

No. Listen, as long
as you're awake,

come here, I want
you to see something.

( yawning) Okay.

Okay.

( metal clanging)

( crickets chirping)

( softly): What...?

Who in the world is that?

That might just
be the first Indian

who ever lands on Mars.

( sighing)

( whispering): Dad!
Dad, are you awake?

( whispering):
Yeah. Just a second.

What is it, boys?

Jimmy... he's gone.

Mmm? You sure? Maybe he
just wandered off for a minute.

No! We've looked
all over for him.

What are we going to do?

Well, I don't think
there's much we can do.

I'll put my boots on
and we'll go look for him.

We've given him the
best advice we can.

That's the thing about advice:

You can give it,

but you can't make them take it.

Yeah, we understand, Dad.

Come on, you guys.

I think we could use some
fresh water, Mrs. Brady.

Okay, Alice. The
stream's right over there,

beyond those boulders.

You can't miss it.

Okay, well, just in case, if
I'm not back in ten minutes,

send out a forest ranger.

Okay.

On second thought...

Even if I don't get lost,
send out a forest ranger.

Six-two, broad shoulders

and a little gray
at the temples.

Alice...

Yatahi!

Yatahay!

( speaking in native tongue)

( continues)

I'm afraid you took
the advanced course.

My heart soars, Mrs. Brady.

Oh! I'm not Mrs.
Brady... I'm Alice.

Mr. Brady has two squaws?

Oh, no! I'm not
Mr. Brady's squaw.

I help Mrs. Brady.

I'm sort of a
squaw, junior grade.

Hi!

Hi! You must be Jimmy.

That's right.

Oh, I know a lot of people

who are going to be awfully glad

to give you a great big yatahi.

Mr. Brady, because
you brought my grandson

back to me I offer you
thanks, many thanks.

I really didn't do very
much, Chief Eagle Cloud.

I just talked to Jimmy.

He made the decision.

You helped him to
decide. I offer you thanks.

You're very welcome.

Jim, did you speak
to your grandfather?

Yeah, I did.

The foolishness of this child.

He thinks because
I speak of buffalo,

I do not understand "blastoff."

We have the same
problem, Chief Eagle Cloud.

We call it the "generation gap."

That's what we call it, too.

He's afraid to tell me

that he wants to
swoosh to the stars.

In truth, if I were younger, I
would want to swoosh, too.

CAROL: These are our children.

Children, this is
Jimmy's grandfather

Chief Eagle Cloud.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Mr. Brady, you have large tribe.

You are a man among men.

Well, he did have a
little help, you know.

I speak in honor of your father.

I ask you to journey
to our village tonight.

In a ceremony, I will ask
you to become members of

my family and tribe.

You younger folks
will have a groovy time.

( kids yelling excitedly)

Chief, I think

we'll all have a groovy time.

( kids yelling)

( drum beating)

( bells jingling)

( chanting)

Many moons ago

our people came down
from the rim of the canyon.

Here inside the earth,
who is our mother,

we live in peace.

We raise tall corn,
race fast horses.

We prosper.

And now, O sun that
shines, O moon that smiles,

we wish our tribe to increase.

I ask that you know this.

All these people
seated around this fire

shall belong to my tribe
from now until forever.

And now, to the
directions of the four winds:

( pouring water): To
the east... to the west...

to the north... to the south...

these are my people.

I say this, and it is so.

What happens next?

You get a name.

I already have a name.

You get an Indian name.

I give you a new name.

In my tribe, you shall be called

Goana Hotanya Goana Gonosa:

Big Eagle of Large Nest.

I shall call you

Yellow Flower With Many Petals.

Oh, that's lovely.

And you, I will call
you Stalking Wolf.

( chuckling): That's what
all the girls call me, too.

And you, my son,

I will call you Middle Buffalo.

Middle Buffalo?

Sleeping lizard?

Sleeping Lizard?

I get back to you.

I shall call you
Wandering Blossom.

I call you Little Bear
Who Loses Way.

I call you Dove
of Morning Light.

I call you Willow
Dancing In Wind.

I call you Squaw in Waiting.

( laughing): Could you
make that a short wait?

Now, new members of the tribe,

custom demands that
you must dance now.

Dance to show your joy.

( chanting)

( others join in)

Dance. All dance!

( chanting, bells
jingling, drum beating
)

GREG: Dad, can we have
one last look at the canyon?


It's really something, huh?

You just never get
tired of looking at it.

I hate to say it,

we better get started, g*ng.

Remember us?
We're the Brady family.

You mean we used to be.

Now we're the Brady braves.