Do you need any help?
No.
Do you?
You think you can give me a lift?
Where?
Wherever you're going. Sorry. We have children.
I see.
What the f*ck is wrong with you? You crazy bitch!
You're out of your f*cking mind, you mad f*ck!
Hi.
What's your name?
It's none of your f*cking business.
No need to be rude.
You can work in the garden and I'll feed ya.
I wasn't sure about those ones, so I put them aside.
If you want, I can put them back.
These are plants...
These are weeds.
There is not much difference between them.
Well, there's a kind of onion smell off this one.
Chives.
You're a good worker.
Maybe I should give you a job.
I have no one to help me since my wife...
I'm not interested in your life stories.
You said "food for work."
Okay, let's eat.
Come inside.
I'd rather eat alone.
I'm just being polite.
I'm not.
f*ck off, then.
I want my food first!
You could at least say "thank you."
Why?
I worked for it.
Where are you going?
I'm just going.
Staying is as good as leaving.
How would you know? You can't leave.
Why not?
Because you're old.
Why don't you stay and work for me?
You can leave any time you want.
That's right.
I won't ask you anything, and I won't talk about myself.
Okay, deal.
Just... one question:
What's your name?
What do you need my name for?
Well, it might come in handy.
I might want to call you or something.
If you want to call me, you can just call me "you."
Hey, you!
It worked. Breakfast is at seven.
Come on in.
Want a raincoat?
It's not raining.
Not yet.
Did you sleep well?
Lovely.
Thank you.
And you?
Very well. Thanks very much.
Enchanting.
Do you like opera?
You said no questions.
Give me a break.
What?
What are you doing?
I'm leaving.
Wait.
Any time I break our deal, I have to sing a song.
Is this a joke?
Okay, old man.
Sing.
What, now?
Well, I couldn't just sing now.
I'd have to think about it. Prepare it, you know.
♪ In a building tall ♪
♪ with stone walls around ♪
♪ is a rubber room. ♪
♪ When a man who sees things, ♪
♪ and hears sound that's not there, ♪
♪ he's headed for the rubber room. ♪
♪ Illusions of a twisted mind... ♪
♪ to save from self-destr..♪ That's enough. What?
Come on, let's work.
So, first I use the spade to free the bog.
Now...
I take this one.
You try it.
You're doing fine.
I need you in the kitchen.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
What are you doing?
It's a surprise.
Potato. The spirit of the earth.
Enjoyed and celebrated in this simple yet sophisticated parfait... of freshly gathered potatoes.
Accompanied by a single black mushroom, that brings back dark and soft tones of the forest.
Are you being humorous?
No, I'm being ironic.
Thank you for the music.
Thank you for the dinner.
(DUTCH) Good appetite!
(GAELIC) Thank you.
Wake up.
Wake up!
You can't stay here.
Why?
Because I say so.
Hey, you!
I want to show you something.
Come on.
I want you to have this room.
Want me to help you?
No, thank you.
Good night.
Good night.
Come in.
Have a seat.
Sorry. I can't offer you any refreshments.
I want you to watch over me tonight.
I'm afraid I might die in my sleep.
Okay.
I broke my deal.
You did.
Do you want me to sing?
I'm sorry I scared you.
You didn't.
You can go back to your own bed now.
You sure?
I'm fine.
Thanks.
Good night.
'Night.
I've taken your book.
Fine. Take one anytime you want.
Today was a nice day.
Yes, it was.
Good night.
You feel like going out?
Sure. Why not?
What do you want to drink?
I'll have a beer.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Who's she then?
I haven't a clue.
Come on out of it, you're buying a pint.
Eight, nine, ten... eleven, twelve, thirteen... fourteen, fifteen, sixteen... seventeen, eighteen, nineteen... twenty...
Come on!
Hey, you!
(DUTCH) Oh, that's me, not you.
(DUTCH) Wait up, I have to pee.
(GAELIC) You're drunk as a cat!
(DUTCH) Wait!
(GAELIC) And you talk too much!
You're drunk!
Hurry up!
Hey.
You want to see something?
Come on!
You gonna have another pee?
Look.
For you.
Thank you.
That's really very good.
Now make it stop.
It's beyond me.
Never mind.
It's not for us to struggle after tiresome perfection.
Come in.
Hi.
Hi.
Make yourself breakfast.
What do you want me to do today?
Whatever you wanna do.
Do you want breakfast?
Yes, please.
More wine?
Yes, please.
The meat is truly great.
What's your favorite color?
Hey, you... that sounds suspiciously like a personal question.
Then I suspect I broke our deal.
And I suspect you did.
Well, then I guess I should punish myself.
Can't wait.
♪ Ich kann auf meiner Reise, ♪ (During my journey,)
♪ Nicht wählen mit der Zeit. ♪ (I cannot choose the time.)
♪ Muss selbst den Weg mir weise ♪ (I must find my own way)
♪ in dieser Dunkelheit. ♪ (in this darkness.) What sign of zodiac are you?
♪ In a building tall, ♪
♪ with strong walls all around ♪
♪ is the rubber room. ♪ What is this?
It's Country Gothic. Some people call it Psychobilly.
(DUTCH) It's camp.
Camp?
You're too educated to know what's good.
Very good.
What was the question?
What's your favorite number?
Plenty.
Mine's zero.
Who are you?
(DUTCH) Hello. Do you have an appointment?
I'm sorry, I don't speak Dutch.
Do you speak English?
Yes, a moment.
Would you mind if I stayed here on my own for a little while?
Why?
Just to get the feel of the place.
Right.
They're a bit big.
Not if you put on two pairs of socks.
Like I told you.
Can I try it?
No.
Why not?
I don't trust you.
Nobody would find you here, you know?
Maybe that's what I want, you know?
You're just not the type to do it.
You don't know me. I do.
You're scared. I'm not.
Martin...
Did you take your medicine today?
No one will find you here.
I don't want it.
Why not?
It'll look good on you.
I don't want it.
What do you want?
I want to be like you.
Living in this house, on a lonely island.
Nobody looks at you, nobody knocks.
Why not?
Talent knows when to stop.
What a wisdom! Is it yours?
Of course.
Why do you think I won that medal?
You been running?
No.
Yes.
It's good to see you.
Have you had breakfast?
No.
Too much butter?
Just in case you want to make me dinner again.
People 'round here make a dessert from seaweed.
"Carrageenan Moss" it's called.
I love your hands.
"Dear You, Sorry to leave you like this.
Talent knows when to stop.
The place is yours.
My will is in the left-hand drawer in the dresser.
There's money in the teapot.
Ta gr・agam duit. (I love you.)"
(SPANISH) Do you have any luggage?
No.