05x02 - Trading Places

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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05x02 - Trading Places

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[Applause]

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Jeff Jr dinosaur pasta supports VBS kids

TV

Kellogg's Frosted Flakes reminding you

that thinking and creating are more than

good they're great

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Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places after school

they need to play and sing with happy

faces Barney shows us lots of things

like how to play pretend ABCs and one

two threes

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and quarterback Stephen has the ball

he's ready to pass

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it's good

he tries another one

yes hi Stephen hi Keisha

wow is that a new bike uh-huh I've

always wanted one like this yeah me too

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I was looking at Keisha's new bike oh

that is a nice one I wish I had a new

bike oh such a pretty purple color oh

look at this nice horn

Keisha

oh sorry Barney I was just looking over

there

oh well it looks like Jeff's poster want

a ribbon

yeah I sure wish my post had won a

ribbon

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hey Jeff

hey did you see my poster I got a blue

ribbon oh that is nice I bet that gives

you a happy feeling right

Jeff oh uh I guess so but I really wish

I could be a school safety helper like

Kristen oh

hi Kristin hi Barney hi Jeff all done

helping the other kids grass this drink

so now I can play for a while

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I wish I could throw footballs the way

Steven does oh so uh let me get this

straight

um Steven wishes he had a new bike like

Keisha yeah and Keisha wishes she could

win a ribbon like Jeff did I sure do and

Jeff wishes he could be a safety helper

like Kristen and Kristen wishes she

could throw a football like Steven right

right

well I wish we could turn these sad

faces into happy faces and I think I

know how

If All The Raindrops Were lemon drops

and gum drops oh what a rain that would

be

standing outside with my mouth open wide

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and if All The Raindrops will Emma drops

and gum drops oh what a rain that would

be

starting to see those Smiles already

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standing aside with my mouth open wide

in all the snowflakes for candy bars and

milkshakes oh what a slow that would be

let us know that would be and the

weatherman would be confused

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four bright smiling faces that's what I

wanted to see although it sounds like

each of you wanted something you didn't

have

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she doesn't have any jobs or chores I

wish I could do what she does huh well

BJ gets to do whatever he wants without

any help I wish I could do what he does

well when you want something that

someone else has it can make you feel

sad or even a little bit mad

or a lot man huh BJ oh I've got an idea

you two each want what the other one has

so why don't you just to read places

well just for today Baby Bop can pretend

to be BJ oh yeah and being Jake and

pretend to be baby bump

oh is that okay with both of you

my Stars this is gonna be silly

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PJ is my name I'd love to play a game a

baseball or maybe basketball

I'm usually in a hurry but never stop to

worry about what'll happen if I trip or

fall

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like to play My Drum

I like to jump and run

I like to climb a tree

sometimes I wipe it on my shirt

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he's always ready

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DJ really is pretending to be baby

I like my blankie it's very very yellow

I like it even better

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all mixed up baby Bob is playing

baseball oh and BJ has a sweet little

old yellow blankie

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is pretending to be BJ and BJ is

pretending to be baby bop right

yeah scooter

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it sure is funny to see BJ acting like

baby bottles he said he was gonna make

paper dolls

baby Bob doing she said she was going to

dig in the dirt

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well that's what they wanted

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that's how they say hello and goodbye in

Greece and that's where I've just come

from what were you doing in green Stella

well today is the day for my Bouzouki

lesson

and while I was I was there I also got

some more stories

kind of stories well stories that were

written in Greece a long long time ago

by a man named Isa and I thought of one

of those stories when I heard someone

say well that's what they wanted

said that yes I know you did okay

would you help me tell the story

okay

well

once upon a time there was a very happy

dog and do you know why he was happy

because he had a great big yummy bone to

chew on

have a little picnic by the edge of

but just as he was getting ready to

enjoy his bone he looked into the water

and what do you think he saw a fish

a turtle he saw his very own reflection

but he thought it was another dog with

another bone

I thought the dog I want that bone too

and I'll make the other dog give it to

me

first he tried whimpering and whitening

and looking so sad

but the other dog didn't give him the

bone

next he tried snarling and growling and

looking me

but the other dog still didn't give him

the bone

well then thought the dog

just have to grab that

but as soon as he opened his mouth

his bone dropped into the water

and it sank to the bottom of the lake so

instead of having two bones the greedy

dog had none foreign

of the story is don't let the things you

want make you forget the good things you

already have

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the end

now that was a doggone good story thank

you

you are very welcome

but I really must be going so as they

say in Greece yes yes

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I wanted

to read you did I thought you wanted to

be like me oh yeah yeah that's what I

want good because I was going to play a

game of Make Believe today oh you were

you were uh-huh

that's make-believe jungle

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but now I guess you'll have to be the

brave jungle Explorer

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and a great big monkey swinging on the

branch of a tree it looks like a

chimpanzee days

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oh

see the silly monkeys

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there's a great big elephant taking a

bath getting clean as he can be

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baby

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she was here a minute ago

animals gone yet

oh I just wanted to scare you a

little you did well I thought you wanted

to be like me yeah that's what I want

I'm good because I was gonna play a game

of Make-Believe today too

you were

but now you'll have to do it and here's

what I was gonna be come here

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oh no you can't make me do that

oh you did say it's what you wanted

oh my this is so exciting yeah yeah this

should be good

ladies and gentlemen

presenting the story of the Sleeping

Princess

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a princess

a spell was cast upon her upon her upon

her a spell was cast upon her long ago

okay that was fun

BJ

a hundred years she slept there she

slept there she slept there a hundred

years she slept there

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a handsome prince came riding came

riding came writing a handsome prince

came riding long ago you got a kisser to

wake her up

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they had a royal wedding a wedding a

wedding they had a royal wedding long

ago

together together

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yeah

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okay okay you've had your fun but now

it's my turn now I can do some other

things a baby bop does like playing with

toys or play a game or take a nap yeah

take a nap

hey I don't want to take a nap well baby

bop always takes a nap right about now

aha if you don't have your nap you'll

get cranky oh man oh see cranky baby

but I can't take a nap I'm not even

sleepy well I think it might be a good

idea if baby bop sang you a lullaby

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oh well I can I can do that come on BJ

no just relax and listen to this song

it's very pretty brother

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don't you cry go to sleep little baby

and when you wake you shall have a cake

and all the pretty little

ponies

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don't you cry

go to sleep little babies

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and when you wait you shall have a cake

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there you go

painting

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all the pretty little ponies

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thank you

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did you have a nice nap uh-huh

well hey I got my blankie back

well while you were sleeping BJ decided

that he'd really like to be BJ again I

sure would and I think you'd probably

like to be baby Bob again right

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when I wanted to be Baby Bop I was just

feeling kind of mad inside that's okay

BJ I was feeling kind of mad today too

you are how come

well

I wanted a new bike like Keisha's yeah

and I was feeling sad today because my

poster didn't win a ribbon like Jeff's

did really and I was wishing I could be

a school safety helper like Kristen

no kidding and I was feeling bad because

I can't throw a football the way Steven

does it's like I said sometimes

everybody wants things they don't have

and if that makes you a little bit mad

or a little bit sad you were just like

everyone else

wait a minute see I still want to be big

like BJ I want to do things without hell

and you're going to I am well sure

you're growing every day and you'll be a

big girl before you know it oh

I can't do it there's nothing to it I

can do it by myself I had to ask for

help when I was small but now

I'll be feeling proud as you can tell

when I can do it by myself tie your

shoes

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out as you can tell when I can do it by

myself come on guys thank you Barney I

couldn't do that by myself

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I have to ask for help when you are

small but when you're bigger you can do

it oh

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your shoes

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what can you do scooter just what

oh

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yeah

well I think it would be a good idea if

and I were getting home yeah cause

I think BJ needs it now

I'm glad BJ and babybop has gone back to

being themselves oh me too after all

being yourself is very important because

that's just the way I love you

you love me

we're a happy family with a great big

hug and a kiss from me to you

you want to save you love me too

I love you you love me we're best

friends like friends

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hey Kristen wanna go practice throwing

footballs yeah that'd be fun hopefully

this time

I won't throw Barney

okay Barney

okay yeah okay

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hey everybody it's time for Barney says

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hello again to all my friends I'm glad

you came to play our fun and learning

Never End here's what we did today

it seemed like everyone wanted something

they didn't have sometimes that can make

you feel a little bit sad or a little

bit mad remember the dog and Stella

story he wanted another bone so much

that he forgot he already had one and

Baby Buff and BJ found out that their

happiest just being themselves that's

why I love them

and remember I love you

uh-oh it's play time for Tinky Winky

Dipsy Lala and Poe the Teletubbies

coming up next right here on WQED 13.

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funding for Barney and Friends is made

possible in part by the annual financial

support of PBS viewers like you and by

Chuck E Cheese's

where a kid

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[Applause]

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Jeff Jr dinosaur pasta supports PBS Kids

TV

Kellogg's Frosted Flakes reminding you

that thinking and creating are more than

good they're great

yeah

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