02x14 - Chuck Versus the Best Friend
Posted: 02/26/09 04:31
TANZANIA 1992
Suzy: Get up
Young Morgan: I’m good down here
Get up Morgan grimes , you’ve been spying on me, I’m going to kick your butt
Don’t worry morgan I’ve got your back , suzy i’ll take it from here, morgan maybe you should stay away from girls for 15 years
Morgan: Check it out
Chuck: A picture of your ex girlfriend? That’s why i had to come in here on my coffee break
Morgan: Anna belinda wu, 296 pounds , Chinese descent
Chuck: Why are we in here talking about your ex?
Morgan; I need you for a mission
Chuck: What kind of mission?
Lester: Spy mission Charles
Jeff: can you handle it?
Chuck: Whoa hey, time out, You want me to spy on Anna?
Morgan: Of course not you’d be there for moral support
You’re not skilled in spy craft , That’s where lester and jeff come in
Lester: Does it shock you eighty per cent of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?
Chuck: Honestly I’m more surprised by the other twenty per cent
I know you’re going through a tough time but I don’t feel comfortable stalking another human being
Morgan: It’s not stalking, it’s caring enough about someone to learn things about them they wont tell you themselves
Chuck; Which is stalking
Morgan: I need you so
Ellie: Please devon i really need you
Devon: Got a couple of minutes before i have to go to work, mind a little drive thru
Ellie: No, no, it’s not for that, this is the to do list for our wedding
Devon: Less fun
Ellie; Not enough hours in the day to do this plus work nights be sister, friend, girlfriend
Devon: Fiancee
Ellie: My point is i need you to start pulling your weight around here
You Deal with the flowers, the cake , the music
I will deal with the rest
Devon: Babe our marriage is a partnership
Chuck: Whoa what is this place?
Lester: Our friend Jeffrey here doesn’t drizzle down , he spends on spy stuff
Incredible right
Chuck: Incredibly creepy
Morgan: Hey ladies
Casey: Resume the freakshow, this should be enlightening
Morgan; Eyes on target
Jeff: We’ve got ears
Lester: Subject is on the move
Idiot’s on the move
Chuck: Guys we can’t do this , we shouldn’t be doing this, we’re like crazy stalkers
Shh charles please
Casey: What are these crazy stalkers up to?
Sarah: Pretty decent spy work
Think about what we’re doing
Morgan; I know what I’m doing, I’m getting answers
Chuck: But there’s other ways of doing that
Lester: Yeah absolutely we tried cloning Anna’s cell but she’s got a CD main cell so we couldn’t exactly
Morgan: There’s a guy who showed up
Lester: Let me see, Maybe it’s her brother
Jeff: Still could be her brother
Morgan: Pack it up
Got healthy hair, a clean smile
Look at him he’s my worst nightmare
Chuck; I trust your instincts
Sarah: Agent Rohl will be available to talk about the Jason situation momentarily
Chuck: How come you guys have these in here?
I mean Do you play?
Sarah: They’re not toys Chuck , if you pop the top they’re whiteboss ross grenades , they can melt iron
Chuck: Okie dokie , what are these? Mini flame throwers?
Mint flavoured Knock out spray
Chuck: You think i can have one? Because I’m always really vulnerable out there
Beckman: Jason Wang, Anna Wu’s new boyfriend, while he has no criminal record, he runs with triad gangsters
Sarah: g*ng responsible for smuggling those dr*gs in and out of Los Angeles
Beckman: Correct Agent Walker We’ve been tracking the triad but were unaware of Wang’s involvement until Chuck’s flash
Chuck: You’re welcome, not that you’re welcoming me, you’re just making a statement, continue
Beckman: Connection to triad , Chuck use your social connection to infiltrate the triad
You want me to be befriend my best friend’s ex girlfriend’s new boyfriend
Beckman: Is there a problem mr bartowski?
Chuck; No, no problem
I got a big problem here
Devon: Have a good sleep Chuck?
Chuck: Actually no I was having nightmares about people spying on me which feels all too real right now
Devon: My point is while you were in your sleep, i just got in from work tough job,
Saving lives can get pretty gnarly sometimes
Chuck: Tell me about it
Devon: What you got on for today?
Chuck: I probably gotta go to work, might get a pizza with Sarah
Devon: Considering your mellow sched, i was hoping you could help out your future brother in law
I know how much you love music , how busy i am, this could be a win win situation
Chuck: You want me to pick out the band for the wedding?
I can’t do this , how can the general ask me to do this? Was the woman born with stars on her shoulders , has she never had a friend before?
Sarah: I understand how this might be difficult for you in regard to morgan
Chuck: Not happening, morgan has been my best friend since kindergarten, you know what he would do if he found out
This is not optional , I’m not betraying
Casey: Semper Fi, Means Always faithful in the marines, civilian life means putting your friend’s well being above your own
Chuck: Semper Fi, pretty upside down world when this guy is picking up on the emotional nuances, let’s go tell the general
Casey: As much as i respect , there’s nothing I can do about it, order comes before honour, go befriend Anna’s new boyfriend
Chuck: So um
( Bell rings)
how would you categorise your music?
What are kind of your more Major influences?
I’m not familiar with your Uncle Max’s klezmer band
Lester: What was that about?
Chuck: I’m helping Ellie and Awesome find a band for their wedding
Lester: Today’s your lucky day
Jeff: We’ll take it from here
Chuck: You’re going to help me find a band?
Lester: You misunderstand,
It is we , we’ll play your sister’s big day
Chuck: You have a band?
Jeff: Jeff
Lester: Lester
Jeffster
Jeff: We were originally going to go with Jester?
But we didn’t want to be associated with a fool
Morgan: What’d you do last night?
Anna: Went out
Morgan: Where’d you go?
Anna: I’m with a customer
Chuck: My sister, her taste runs a little more classic
Lester: You haven’t heard us, I’d hate for you to pre judge
Jeff; Don’t be a musical bigot
Chuck: I’m sorry but the answer’s No, a flat out No
Anna: I’m seeing someone
Morgan: Well well well the truth comes out , a new man, i assume it’s a man because we all know about your colourful past
Chuck: Customers over in refrigerators who might need help
Morgan; I hope you and your new boyfriend are Very unhappy with each other
Chuck: Sorry about that
Anna: You’ve been apologising for him for years, don’t you get it? He’s never going to grow up
Chuck: There’s a million reasons to love him, Maturity is not on the list, I hear you have a new guy
Anna: Jason’s great and an evening out doesn’t involve me on his handle bars at the Taco Bell drive thru
Chuck: I know what you mean, been riding those handle bars for years
We should go on a double date or something sometime
Anna: Really?
Chuck: Yeah
Anna: Jason’s having a party at his showroom tonight, the only thing more expensive than the champagne will be the cars, you and Sarah should stop by
Sounds great, can’t wait to meet your new boyfriend
Sarah: Chuck and I will enter as our cover couple
Casey: See if the skin covered robot flashes on anything
Chuck: Is Is? that supposed to be me? Real nice
Casey: Figure out Wang’s connection to the Triad
Sarah: Planting this G 20
Casey: I’ll be in the van monitoring activity, all set, let’s go
Chuck: I’ve been thinking
Casey: Stop that
Chuck: If our mission is to betray Morgan, there should be a second mission to convince Anna what she’s missing without him
Casey: Only one mission here moron
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Casey: Wanna test that theory?
Chuck: Not particularly
So uh Anna what’s the occasion for all this?
Anna: It’s a car preview for an auction Jason’s having tomorrow, sort of an open house for cars
Sarah: Anna These cars are almost the price of a house , your boyfriend must be very successful
Chuck: The True measure of man’s success is not in dollars but his ability to love like Morgan
Sarah: I do miss you guys together , i always thought you were the perfect couple
Chuck: She’d say it all the time, here comes the cute couple Morgan and Anna
Casey: Cut the infomercial on the bearded loser, Wang’s coming in
Anna: So strange
Chuck: What’s strange? Me touching my ear ? That’s eczema
Anna: Sarah thought of Morgan and I as a couple, to be honest, I never thought you noticed me
Sarah: That’s not true, Anna I’ve always thought of you as a friend
Anna: Honey can you come here, this is Chuck and Sarah, they’re my friends
Chuck: Even though this is our first time meeting, I feel like i know every teeny tiny thing about you
Jason: All good I hope
Morgan: Hello douchebag
No, no, it can’t be, Judas
Lester: Nerd herd, computer emergency
Ellie: Hi this is Ellie Bartowski, is my brother there?
Devon and I were in the middle of our to do list and we had our computer freeze
Lester: Chuck’s on an install, I’ll leave a message
Jeff: We’ll be right over to fix it
Ellie: It pays to have a brother work at a mediocre store
Jeff: You almost blew our chance, we’re going over there to audition
Lester: Now?
Jeff: If you had one sh*t, one opportunity to seize everything you always wanted, would you capture it or let it slip away?
Lester: This utility, as good as a non new computer gets
Devon: Woman can fix an artery but a frozen computer screen makes her panic
Ellie: Why are you touching my things?
Jeff: I’m setting up to rock you hard
Ellie: Rock who hard?
Jeff: Jeffster is going to play the biggest gig of your life, your wedding day
Ellie; Is he drunk? You didn’t set them up to audition?
Devon: Of course not, Chuck must have
Ellie: Excuse me guys we have a lot to do
Jeff: We start at small venues like this then onto the big time
Lester: Where’s all this lead? Stadiums, groupies, dr*gs, jeffster breaks up
The chambermaid finds me asphyxiated trying to pleasure myself
Chuck; Her name is Smooth Lau, they’re all Triad
Sarah: Follow them
Anna: Can I talk to you for a minute? I could really use a friend right now
Sarah: Wait for me
Jason: What’s in the container?
Smooth Lau: Mind your business, either way getting paid
Casey: Damn it, where the hell is he?
Chuck; Come on , flash, flash
Triad member: It’s jammed
Let me get a crowbar
Anna: On paper Jason’s everything’s Morgan’s not, that’s good?
Sarah: That’s bad because Morgan’s the guy you keep comparing him to
Anna: Oh my God you’re right, do you think that means I still love him?
Sarah: If Chuck’s not captured
Casey: Who’s the spy?
Chuck: Oh my God that’s Morgan
Sarah: We can’t pull weapons, we’ll blow our cover
Casey; It goes against everything I believe to leave a man behind
Chuck: We can’t leave my best friend behind to get tortured or k*lled
Anna: Morgan?
Jason: This is your ex boyfriend from the Buymore
Chuck: He’s not a spy, he’s a stalker which is a thin but key difference in my opinion , I can see why Anna dumped you, he’s a profoundly disturbed individual , he can’t let go of her, he’s a unthreatening sicko , grow up morgan grimes
Sarah: You just saved your best friend’s life
Chuck: At the expense of his dignity
Sarah: At least he’s still breathing
Look what i just found boss
Smooth Lau: Looks like that little freak wasn’t just a stalker after all
Chuck: Do you need help there buddy?
Morgan: No I gotta learn to do things by my own
Chuck: I know I hurt your feelings
Morgan: We’ve been friends a long time
Chuck: As long as I can remember
Morgan: Enjoy the memories
Jeff: Do you think Ellie liked Jeffster?
We didn’t play out right, if you could put in a good word for us
Chuck: I know you think my concerns are no bigger than the weekend weather and what’s in the vending machine
I have the weight of the damn world on my shoulders, figure out your own crap
Chuck: How could you just stand there and let me choose between morgan’s life and his friendship?
Sarah: That was never going to happen because Anna vouched for him
Sarah: I get it because he’s your best friend
Chuck: You say that but I don’t think you really understand, Morgan was there the first say my Mum took off, he didn’t say much , what could a fifth grader say?
He just sat there, smelled cherry cheese cake, played legend of Zelda all night, My Dad, he was there for that too
Morgan is my family, long before you got here, long after you’re gone, he’s my family
Sarah: We have no idea what dr*gs are floating around, while i appreciate your friendship with Morgan, losing sight of that container endangers the lives of many not just yours
Devon: Not a good time
You’re supposed to stop the door with your foot
Jeff: Have you ever had a dream that didn’t come true?
Devon: No
Jeff: Have you ever had a friend whose dream didn’t come true?
Lester, when he sings, he has a voice that makes angels cry
Devon: Jeff you’re a weird dude but I guess even a weird dude like you can have a friend , I don’t know how I’m going to convince Ellie but you’ve got an audition
Lester; Do you want me to talk to her? We have a rapport
Morgan: One more thing before i never speak to you again, how did you betraying me turn into you saving me?
Chuck: I’m sorry
Morgan: You don’t get to say sorry
Chuck: You’re right , sorry isn’t food enough, it’s a cheap band aid
Morgan: Stop it dude, this whole thing was me, you warned me not to spy, you bailed me out
Chuck: You’ve bailed me out plenty of times
Morgan: I can’t count on you to fix my mistakes the rest of my life
Chuck: Yes you can
Morgan: It’s time for me to pay for my own mistakes, fight my own battles
Chuck: Buddy, I, I may start with a different battle
Casey: It’s Chuck
Sarah: Let’s go
Chuck: You can’t just go out there with your breath smelling like garbage
Morgan: Way to kick me when I’m down
I’m short, got dandruff in my beard, gonna riff on me for that too?
Anna: I need you to see something
Chuck: No time, I’m in the middle of moving this heavy very cumbersome box
Reporter: I’m standing here with entrepreneur Jason Wang
Celebrities and dignitaries with one thing in common
Casey: Ambassador doesn’t know Wang’s triad
Chuck: Which makes it not a very safe place for morgan
Chuck: How can I stay in the car? We have to save
Morgan
Sarah: Chuck please just follow orders
Casey: Bartowski you’re like the poster child for friendly fire
Chuck: Oh my God , oh my god, that’s a b*mb
Jason: Congratulations on your rolls royce Ambassador
Chinese Ambassador: Thank you I always dreamed of having one
Smooth lau: Is he dead?
Not yet
What do you want us to do with him?
Smooth Lau: I got an idea, he can hitch a ride with the ambassador , k*ll two birds with one b*mb
Chuck: Triad’s planting a b*mb in the Rolls Royce, put morgan in the trunk
Lau: Pretty girl like you’s a cop, shame I gotta mess up that face
Chuck: There’s a b*mb in your car
Chinese ambassador: It’s a Triad trap
Casey: Learn to follow an order Bartowski
Let me in
Chuck: No because you wont let me save Morgan
Casey: You’re not a complete idiot
Chuck: Casey you’re just going to have to hang on
Casey: Let me in, I’ll help you save the bearded loser
Chuck: You promise ?
Casey: I promise
Chuck: Semper Fi
Casey: Semper Fi delis
Chuck: This is crazy, watch the Rolls
Casey: You’re risking your life
Chuck: I’m saving Morgan’s
Casey: Major John Casey, National Security, it’s cool relax, trying to stop an attempt on the Ambassador’s life
Sarah: CIA! Where’s Chuck?
Casey: The heroic imbecile took off with the b*mb
Chuck: That was pretty sweet huh
What? Did you think I was ? I was just, sorry
You had me worried
Morgan: Can’t even handle a fight with dignity
Chuck: You fainted
Morgan: I’m such a coward, The thought of a fight was too much for me
Chuck: Do you know who you are to me? What you mean to me? What you’ve done?
Morgan; Butch it up a bit
Beckman: Smooth Lau and her cohorts have been taken into custody, Jason Wang and all will be spending a lot of time in prison thanks to you
I’m late for my evening plans
Chuck: General what is your version of evening plans?
Casey: Bartowski
Beckman: It’s not top secret Major, I’m meeting Condor Lisa for drinks even I have friends
Devon: I took care of your half of the to do list
Ellie: So sweet
Devon: I’m also back in charge of finding the band which is why we’re here
Partnership’s based on trust
Jeff: Partnership’s based on trust
Have you ever had a friend whose dream didn’t come true?
Ellie: You’re not seriously considering this lame band for our wedding?
Devon: No but let the man have his dream even if it’s for five minutes
Sarah: I wanted to apologise, I should have been more sensitive about friendship with Morgan, it’s difficult, I don’t have anyone in my life that cares about me like that
Chuck: Yeah you do
Morgan: I should have said this a long time ago, I l
I like you really a lot
We’ve both got girlfriends, as good as it gets
Suzy: Get up
Young Morgan: I’m good down here
Get up Morgan grimes , you’ve been spying on me, I’m going to kick your butt
Don’t worry morgan I’ve got your back , suzy i’ll take it from here, morgan maybe you should stay away from girls for 15 years
Morgan: Check it out
Chuck: A picture of your ex girlfriend? That’s why i had to come in here on my coffee break
Morgan: Anna belinda wu, 296 pounds , Chinese descent
Chuck: Why are we in here talking about your ex?
Morgan; I need you for a mission
Chuck: What kind of mission?
Lester: Spy mission Charles
Jeff: can you handle it?
Chuck: Whoa hey, time out, You want me to spy on Anna?
Morgan: Of course not you’d be there for moral support
You’re not skilled in spy craft , That’s where lester and jeff come in
Lester: Does it shock you eighty per cent of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?
Chuck: Honestly I’m more surprised by the other twenty per cent
I know you’re going through a tough time but I don’t feel comfortable stalking another human being
Morgan: It’s not stalking, it’s caring enough about someone to learn things about them they wont tell you themselves
Chuck; Which is stalking
Morgan: I need you so
Ellie: Please devon i really need you
Devon: Got a couple of minutes before i have to go to work, mind a little drive thru
Ellie: No, no, it’s not for that, this is the to do list for our wedding
Devon: Less fun
Ellie; Not enough hours in the day to do this plus work nights be sister, friend, girlfriend
Devon: Fiancee
Ellie: My point is i need you to start pulling your weight around here
You Deal with the flowers, the cake , the music
I will deal with the rest
Devon: Babe our marriage is a partnership
Chuck: Whoa what is this place?
Lester: Our friend Jeffrey here doesn’t drizzle down , he spends on spy stuff
Incredible right
Chuck: Incredibly creepy
Morgan: Hey ladies
Casey: Resume the freakshow, this should be enlightening
Morgan; Eyes on target
Jeff: We’ve got ears
Lester: Subject is on the move
Idiot’s on the move
Chuck: Guys we can’t do this , we shouldn’t be doing this, we’re like crazy stalkers
Shh charles please
Casey: What are these crazy stalkers up to?
Sarah: Pretty decent spy work
Think about what we’re doing
Morgan; I know what I’m doing, I’m getting answers
Chuck: But there’s other ways of doing that
Lester: Yeah absolutely we tried cloning Anna’s cell but she’s got a CD main cell so we couldn’t exactly
Morgan: There’s a guy who showed up
Lester: Let me see, Maybe it’s her brother
Jeff: Still could be her brother
Morgan: Pack it up
Got healthy hair, a clean smile
Look at him he’s my worst nightmare
Chuck; I trust your instincts
Sarah: Agent Rohl will be available to talk about the Jason situation momentarily
Chuck: How come you guys have these in here?
I mean Do you play?
Sarah: They’re not toys Chuck , if you pop the top they’re whiteboss ross grenades , they can melt iron
Chuck: Okie dokie , what are these? Mini flame throwers?
Mint flavoured Knock out spray
Chuck: You think i can have one? Because I’m always really vulnerable out there
Beckman: Jason Wang, Anna Wu’s new boyfriend, while he has no criminal record, he runs with triad gangsters
Sarah: g*ng responsible for smuggling those dr*gs in and out of Los Angeles
Beckman: Correct Agent Walker We’ve been tracking the triad but were unaware of Wang’s involvement until Chuck’s flash
Chuck: You’re welcome, not that you’re welcoming me, you’re just making a statement, continue
Beckman: Connection to triad , Chuck use your social connection to infiltrate the triad
You want me to be befriend my best friend’s ex girlfriend’s new boyfriend
Beckman: Is there a problem mr bartowski?
Chuck; No, no problem
I got a big problem here
Devon: Have a good sleep Chuck?
Chuck: Actually no I was having nightmares about people spying on me which feels all too real right now
Devon: My point is while you were in your sleep, i just got in from work tough job,
Saving lives can get pretty gnarly sometimes
Chuck: Tell me about it
Devon: What you got on for today?
Chuck: I probably gotta go to work, might get a pizza with Sarah
Devon: Considering your mellow sched, i was hoping you could help out your future brother in law
I know how much you love music , how busy i am, this could be a win win situation
Chuck: You want me to pick out the band for the wedding?
I can’t do this , how can the general ask me to do this? Was the woman born with stars on her shoulders , has she never had a friend before?
Sarah: I understand how this might be difficult for you in regard to morgan
Chuck: Not happening, morgan has been my best friend since kindergarten, you know what he would do if he found out
This is not optional , I’m not betraying
Casey: Semper Fi, Means Always faithful in the marines, civilian life means putting your friend’s well being above your own
Chuck: Semper Fi, pretty upside down world when this guy is picking up on the emotional nuances, let’s go tell the general
Casey: As much as i respect , there’s nothing I can do about it, order comes before honour, go befriend Anna’s new boyfriend
Chuck: So um
( Bell rings)
how would you categorise your music?
What are kind of your more Major influences?
I’m not familiar with your Uncle Max’s klezmer band
Lester: What was that about?
Chuck: I’m helping Ellie and Awesome find a band for their wedding
Lester: Today’s your lucky day
Jeff: We’ll take it from here
Chuck: You’re going to help me find a band?
Lester: You misunderstand,
It is we , we’ll play your sister’s big day
Chuck: You have a band?
Jeff: Jeff
Lester: Lester
Jeffster
Jeff: We were originally going to go with Jester?
But we didn’t want to be associated with a fool
Morgan: What’d you do last night?
Anna: Went out
Morgan: Where’d you go?
Anna: I’m with a customer
Chuck: My sister, her taste runs a little more classic
Lester: You haven’t heard us, I’d hate for you to pre judge
Jeff; Don’t be a musical bigot
Chuck: I’m sorry but the answer’s No, a flat out No
Anna: I’m seeing someone
Morgan: Well well well the truth comes out , a new man, i assume it’s a man because we all know about your colourful past
Chuck: Customers over in refrigerators who might need help
Morgan; I hope you and your new boyfriend are Very unhappy with each other
Chuck: Sorry about that
Anna: You’ve been apologising for him for years, don’t you get it? He’s never going to grow up
Chuck: There’s a million reasons to love him, Maturity is not on the list, I hear you have a new guy
Anna: Jason’s great and an evening out doesn’t involve me on his handle bars at the Taco Bell drive thru
Chuck: I know what you mean, been riding those handle bars for years
We should go on a double date or something sometime
Anna: Really?
Chuck: Yeah
Anna: Jason’s having a party at his showroom tonight, the only thing more expensive than the champagne will be the cars, you and Sarah should stop by
Sounds great, can’t wait to meet your new boyfriend
Sarah: Chuck and I will enter as our cover couple
Casey: See if the skin covered robot flashes on anything
Chuck: Is Is? that supposed to be me? Real nice
Casey: Figure out Wang’s connection to the Triad
Sarah: Planting this G 20
Casey: I’ll be in the van monitoring activity, all set, let’s go
Chuck: I’ve been thinking
Casey: Stop that
Chuck: If our mission is to betray Morgan, there should be a second mission to convince Anna what she’s missing without him
Casey: Only one mission here moron
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Casey: Wanna test that theory?
Chuck: Not particularly
So uh Anna what’s the occasion for all this?
Anna: It’s a car preview for an auction Jason’s having tomorrow, sort of an open house for cars
Sarah: Anna These cars are almost the price of a house , your boyfriend must be very successful
Chuck: The True measure of man’s success is not in dollars but his ability to love like Morgan
Sarah: I do miss you guys together , i always thought you were the perfect couple
Chuck: She’d say it all the time, here comes the cute couple Morgan and Anna
Casey: Cut the infomercial on the bearded loser, Wang’s coming in
Anna: So strange
Chuck: What’s strange? Me touching my ear ? That’s eczema
Anna: Sarah thought of Morgan and I as a couple, to be honest, I never thought you noticed me
Sarah: That’s not true, Anna I’ve always thought of you as a friend
Anna: Honey can you come here, this is Chuck and Sarah, they’re my friends
Chuck: Even though this is our first time meeting, I feel like i know every teeny tiny thing about you
Jason: All good I hope
Morgan: Hello douchebag
No, no, it can’t be, Judas
Lester: Nerd herd, computer emergency
Ellie: Hi this is Ellie Bartowski, is my brother there?
Devon and I were in the middle of our to do list and we had our computer freeze
Lester: Chuck’s on an install, I’ll leave a message
Jeff: We’ll be right over to fix it
Ellie: It pays to have a brother work at a mediocre store
Jeff: You almost blew our chance, we’re going over there to audition
Lester: Now?
Jeff: If you had one sh*t, one opportunity to seize everything you always wanted, would you capture it or let it slip away?
Lester: This utility, as good as a non new computer gets
Devon: Woman can fix an artery but a frozen computer screen makes her panic
Ellie: Why are you touching my things?
Jeff: I’m setting up to rock you hard
Ellie: Rock who hard?
Jeff: Jeffster is going to play the biggest gig of your life, your wedding day
Ellie; Is he drunk? You didn’t set them up to audition?
Devon: Of course not, Chuck must have
Ellie: Excuse me guys we have a lot to do
Jeff: We start at small venues like this then onto the big time
Lester: Where’s all this lead? Stadiums, groupies, dr*gs, jeffster breaks up
The chambermaid finds me asphyxiated trying to pleasure myself
Chuck; Her name is Smooth Lau, they’re all Triad
Sarah: Follow them
Anna: Can I talk to you for a minute? I could really use a friend right now
Sarah: Wait for me
Jason: What’s in the container?
Smooth Lau: Mind your business, either way getting paid
Casey: Damn it, where the hell is he?
Chuck; Come on , flash, flash
Triad member: It’s jammed
Let me get a crowbar
Anna: On paper Jason’s everything’s Morgan’s not, that’s good?
Sarah: That’s bad because Morgan’s the guy you keep comparing him to
Anna: Oh my God you’re right, do you think that means I still love him?
Sarah: If Chuck’s not captured
Casey: Who’s the spy?
Chuck: Oh my God that’s Morgan
Sarah: We can’t pull weapons, we’ll blow our cover
Casey; It goes against everything I believe to leave a man behind
Chuck: We can’t leave my best friend behind to get tortured or k*lled
Anna: Morgan?
Jason: This is your ex boyfriend from the Buymore
Chuck: He’s not a spy, he’s a stalker which is a thin but key difference in my opinion , I can see why Anna dumped you, he’s a profoundly disturbed individual , he can’t let go of her, he’s a unthreatening sicko , grow up morgan grimes
Sarah: You just saved your best friend’s life
Chuck: At the expense of his dignity
Sarah: At least he’s still breathing
Look what i just found boss
Smooth Lau: Looks like that little freak wasn’t just a stalker after all
Chuck: Do you need help there buddy?
Morgan: No I gotta learn to do things by my own
Chuck: I know I hurt your feelings
Morgan: We’ve been friends a long time
Chuck: As long as I can remember
Morgan: Enjoy the memories
Jeff: Do you think Ellie liked Jeffster?
We didn’t play out right, if you could put in a good word for us
Chuck: I know you think my concerns are no bigger than the weekend weather and what’s in the vending machine
I have the weight of the damn world on my shoulders, figure out your own crap
Chuck: How could you just stand there and let me choose between morgan’s life and his friendship?
Sarah: That was never going to happen because Anna vouched for him
Sarah: I get it because he’s your best friend
Chuck: You say that but I don’t think you really understand, Morgan was there the first say my Mum took off, he didn’t say much , what could a fifth grader say?
He just sat there, smelled cherry cheese cake, played legend of Zelda all night, My Dad, he was there for that too
Morgan is my family, long before you got here, long after you’re gone, he’s my family
Sarah: We have no idea what dr*gs are floating around, while i appreciate your friendship with Morgan, losing sight of that container endangers the lives of many not just yours
Devon: Not a good time
You’re supposed to stop the door with your foot
Jeff: Have you ever had a dream that didn’t come true?
Devon: No
Jeff: Have you ever had a friend whose dream didn’t come true?
Lester, when he sings, he has a voice that makes angels cry
Devon: Jeff you’re a weird dude but I guess even a weird dude like you can have a friend , I don’t know how I’m going to convince Ellie but you’ve got an audition
Lester; Do you want me to talk to her? We have a rapport
Morgan: One more thing before i never speak to you again, how did you betraying me turn into you saving me?
Chuck: I’m sorry
Morgan: You don’t get to say sorry
Chuck: You’re right , sorry isn’t food enough, it’s a cheap band aid
Morgan: Stop it dude, this whole thing was me, you warned me not to spy, you bailed me out
Chuck: You’ve bailed me out plenty of times
Morgan: I can’t count on you to fix my mistakes the rest of my life
Chuck: Yes you can
Morgan: It’s time for me to pay for my own mistakes, fight my own battles
Chuck: Buddy, I, I may start with a different battle
Casey: It’s Chuck
Sarah: Let’s go
Chuck: You can’t just go out there with your breath smelling like garbage
Morgan: Way to kick me when I’m down
I’m short, got dandruff in my beard, gonna riff on me for that too?
Anna: I need you to see something
Chuck: No time, I’m in the middle of moving this heavy very cumbersome box
Reporter: I’m standing here with entrepreneur Jason Wang
Celebrities and dignitaries with one thing in common
Casey: Ambassador doesn’t know Wang’s triad
Chuck: Which makes it not a very safe place for morgan
Chuck: How can I stay in the car? We have to save
Morgan
Sarah: Chuck please just follow orders
Casey: Bartowski you’re like the poster child for friendly fire
Chuck: Oh my God , oh my god, that’s a b*mb
Jason: Congratulations on your rolls royce Ambassador
Chinese Ambassador: Thank you I always dreamed of having one
Smooth lau: Is he dead?
Not yet
What do you want us to do with him?
Smooth Lau: I got an idea, he can hitch a ride with the ambassador , k*ll two birds with one b*mb
Chuck: Triad’s planting a b*mb in the Rolls Royce, put morgan in the trunk
Lau: Pretty girl like you’s a cop, shame I gotta mess up that face
Chuck: There’s a b*mb in your car
Chinese ambassador: It’s a Triad trap
Casey: Learn to follow an order Bartowski
Let me in
Chuck: No because you wont let me save Morgan
Casey: You’re not a complete idiot
Chuck: Casey you’re just going to have to hang on
Casey: Let me in, I’ll help you save the bearded loser
Chuck: You promise ?
Casey: I promise
Chuck: Semper Fi
Casey: Semper Fi delis
Chuck: This is crazy, watch the Rolls
Casey: You’re risking your life
Chuck: I’m saving Morgan’s
Casey: Major John Casey, National Security, it’s cool relax, trying to stop an attempt on the Ambassador’s life
Sarah: CIA! Where’s Chuck?
Casey: The heroic imbecile took off with the b*mb
Chuck: That was pretty sweet huh
What? Did you think I was ? I was just, sorry
You had me worried
Morgan: Can’t even handle a fight with dignity
Chuck: You fainted
Morgan: I’m such a coward, The thought of a fight was too much for me
Chuck: Do you know who you are to me? What you mean to me? What you’ve done?
Morgan; Butch it up a bit
Beckman: Smooth Lau and her cohorts have been taken into custody, Jason Wang and all will be spending a lot of time in prison thanks to you
I’m late for my evening plans
Chuck: General what is your version of evening plans?
Casey: Bartowski
Beckman: It’s not top secret Major, I’m meeting Condor Lisa for drinks even I have friends
Devon: I took care of your half of the to do list
Ellie: So sweet
Devon: I’m also back in charge of finding the band which is why we’re here
Partnership’s based on trust
Jeff: Partnership’s based on trust
Have you ever had a friend whose dream didn’t come true?
Ellie: You’re not seriously considering this lame band for our wedding?
Devon: No but let the man have his dream even if it’s for five minutes
Sarah: I wanted to apologise, I should have been more sensitive about friendship with Morgan, it’s difficult, I don’t have anyone in my life that cares about me like that
Chuck: Yeah you do
Morgan: I should have said this a long time ago, I l
I like you really a lot
We’ve both got girlfriends, as good as it gets