10x127 - My Dog Is as Smelly as Dirty Socks; Just What Mama Needs

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pbs kids

hey now

hey wow

here's how

come and read

between the lions

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between the covers

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my dog is as smelly as dirty socks

wait wait don't feel there we go

i don't know but that's my martian

detector radar hat that's my beanie

baggy

leona are you thinking what i'm thinking

they're throwing away our stuff oh

don't worry cubs we're not throwing

anything away and what are you doing

with our stuff ah the answer dear cubs

can be found in this book

my dog is as smelly as dirty socks and

other funny family portraits by hannock

peeven

my teacher asked me to draw a picture of

my family and this is what i drew

i showed it to her and she said

how great is that

but i didn't like it

look at my dad

there are so many things about him that

you don't see in this picture

like

my daddy is as jumpy as a spring

and as playful as a spinning top he is

as fun as a party favor

but sometimes he's as stubborn as a knot

in a rope

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so i made my picture better see

that's him

isn't he nutty

and what about this drawing of my mom

sorry but it doesn't tell the whole

story my mommy is as soft as the softest

fluff

and as bright as the brightest light

she is as tasty as the crunchiest cookie

no tastier she's as delicious as a

croissant

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that's my yummy mommy

mommy i'm going to eat you all up

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and now you're probably wondering what

my big brother is really like

well

my brother is as amusing as a game of

marbles

and as strong as a baseball bat

but when we play hide and seek he's as

sneaky as a snake

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oh and one more thing

he eats like a

i'll give you a clue

oink oink

pig

that's my brother right there

and what about my baby brother

he is not this quiet

my baby brother is as sweet as candy

this is true

but he never stops crying

he's as loud as a whistle

or maybe a horn

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is

and then there is schmutz

i'll be honest with you

schmutz stinks

is as stinky as an onion

he's as nasty as canned fish

as piggy as pepperoni

and as smelly as dirty socks

turn the page at your own risk

i warned you

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but what about me

well there is so

much i want to tell you about me

i am a princess

as majestic as a crown

and as sugary as a jelly bean

i am as sharp as a pencil

and as sparkly as a star

wait i have more

i am as colorful as a flower

and as lovely as perfume

i am as strong as a stone

and as good as an angel

hey i'm not done yet

i am as funny as a tickly feather

and as curious as a magnifying glass

i am faster than a calculator

and all around as special as beach glass

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but more important than all of that

my heart is big

and with it i love my special family

the end

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oh me too i wish i could do that oh yes

smelly is dirty socks oh i know make a

picture of myself out of stuff

well leona that's just what we're going

to do

we are

we sure honey just like in the book here

and everything we need to do it is right

here in this box right here oh i see so

like my martian detector radar have

i'm as hilarious as my martian detector

radar hat that's awesome

oh like a flower

i'm as pretty as a flower oh how true

i'm like this pup cap i'm as

as

well maybe maybe not like that

let's see i'm like a uh bowling pin i'm

as

uh

not finding what i'm like

hello

i brought this picture of my wonderful

family these smarty pants

aren't we cute and smart too and so

pantsy stay tuned for more wonderful

families oh look how cute they are yes

hi i'm dylan

here's my sister

here's my brother

that's my grandmother

my aunt

my uncle

my cousins and my dogs

i love my family

that's it watson that's it

that's what dr nitwit

knit why not quite sorry yes

you are witness to a great discovery

behold the only two words in the entire

english language that are the same

forwards and backwards

mom

wow

what did you say

wow

wow

go away and yes doctor nitwith

let's snap those fingers and tap those

toes and sing along with me

all right here we go

she has straight hair

he has curly hair how perfectly

remarkably strange

strange hair curly hair different

bubbles

now isn't it beautiful

simply unusual

being with you this way

say what a big nose

hey what a little nose how perfectly

remarkably strange

big nose a little nose straight hair

curly hair different

but the same

now isn't it

electrifying being with you on this way

now his eyes are brown and her eyes are

blue

how perfectly remarkably strange

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wow those are thick arms hey those are

thin arms how perfectly remarkably

strange

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thick

arms brown eyes blue eyes

big

little nose

straight hair curly hair

different

but the same

now isn't it fabulous

simply in ratu

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simply exquisite

being with you

this way

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okay let's show these self-portraits all

right dad but go ahead and start without

me you got it

okay let's start with my self-portrait

all right

okay show us what you got here we go

there oh this is me lina

i'm as smart as a calculator

as strong as cliff hanger

as cool as a snow cone

and as funny as wind-up teeth

okay my mommy what do you have let's see

here

there it

am is friendly as some puppies

and i'm as soft as cotton balls i'm as

bright as tin foil and as sweet as a

lollipop yum yum and as tough as a nail

oh tough as a nail i should have thought

of that that's great

okay mom oh oh my turn oh okay here we

go ready yep

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i am as warm as a blanket as reliable as

the sun

as exciting as a book

and watchful as a hawk ah very good mom

i like it dad whoa what is that

well what's it look like lionel it looks

like

a mountain of meat

son this is so much more than a mountain

of meat

it's me

yeah see see look i'm as handsome as a

t-bone

as gentle as a lamb chop

well-rounded as these meatballs and as

silly as baloney

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yes inspired yeah

you know what this makes me feel like

what as hungry as a lion oh no wait it's

art

but it's tasteful art

good point

and now get ready for another story

about a family

this one's for you mommy

there's something in my eye

just what mama needs

did i miss it

the tornado that went through your room

oh daddy it wasn't a tornado it was a

genie

oh

right a genie

should have known that well listen honey

could maybe you and the genie could

clean up this mess hmm

okay let's see but first daddy

daddy yeah would you read me a book

first please please

sure i will honey

let's see oh here's a good one

just what mama needs by charlie glenn

illustrated by amiko haral

on monday abby wore a red striped shirt

raggedy pants and a black patch over one

eye

she swaggered around and sliced the air

with her sword

yo-ho-ho

she shouted

a pirate said mama just what i need

so abby helped mama swab the deck

swish swish swash

on tuesday abby wore dark glasses and a

big overcoat with an upturned collar

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she peered through a magnifying glass

hmm

she said

i think i see a clue

a detective said mama just what i need

so abby helped mama find the missing

socks and underwear

on wednesday abby wore a 10 gallon hat

and silver spurs

she galloped across the prairie whirling

her lasso in the air

howdy partner she said as she reigned in

her horse

a cowgirl said mama just what i need

so abby helped mama round up the

livestock

on thursday abby wore a pointy black hat

and a swishy black cape

she flew around on a broom

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she cackled

a witch said mama just what i need

so abby helped mama mix up a delicious

brew for lunch

bubble bubble bubble

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on friday abby wore poofy pants and a

towel turban on her head

master

you have freed me from the magic lamp

she said with a deep bow

your wish is my command

a genie said mama just what i need

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so mama wished and abby

one

made her bed

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two

picked up her toys

three put away her books

shazam

but that's all because everyone knows

that with a genie you only get three

wishes

on saturday abby wore a purple robe and

a golden crown

she glided through the palace giving

orders

she said

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a queen said mama

just what i need

so abby helped mama do the royal

shopping the store doors opened at her

command

she rode high in her silver carriage and

called out her orders

five bananas

two loaves of bread

one jar of peanut butter

she helped pay with coins from the

imperial treasury

click

and on sunday abby wore her favorite

shirt

she colored a picture using her favorite

blue crayon she banged out frog winter

corton 17 times on her bongo drums

then she lined up her stuffed animals

against the wall tallest to shortest and

she yodeled for them

mama came into abby's room

let's see said mama

what are you today

an artist

said abby

a drummer

no said abby

a zookeeper a yodler

no and now

said abby

then what asked mama

today

said abby today i am

and abby

said mama

that's what i need most of all

hmm

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and now it's time to i know clean up my

room yep

that's just what papa needs

all right

okay get to it honey okay daddy wow this

is gonna take me all day

hey leona

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a big brother that's just what leonard

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a gigantic rock fell from the sky and

landed on my dog's tail

this looks like a job for

super idol

okay okay

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oh a big flood made everyone jump into

the trees

can super lionel save them and put them

in the rescue boat

no need to fear little girl

superlino to the rescue

so you get this

this is working out better than i

expected

hello everybody please welcome my guest

hi there

what's coming up on between the lions

well let's see joy oh more stories and

poems featuring days of the week

oh there's sunday monday tuesday

wednesday thursday doggy days by amy e

sklansky

i greet monday with a wag

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and tuesday with a bark

wednesday gets a wiggle while i'm

walking to the park

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i scratch to start a thursday

on friday i just stretch

saturday's my favorite because there's

lots of time for fetch

when sunday comes i'm tired so i curl up

on the floor

and dream my doggy dreams

till the week begins once more

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what's cooking today is

sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday

friday saturday meatloaf mm-hmm meatloaf

one

chop one long meatloaf into seven slices

all the same size

chop into seven slices

you don't see that on those other

cooking shows yeah

two

starting with the plate marked sunday

drop one slice of meatloaf onto each

plate

sunday

monday uh tuesday

wednesday

thursday

friday

saturday

three

put all the plates in the refrigerator

and eat one for dinner each day of the

week

all in the refrigerator one plate each

day

look

look period

look

question mark

look

exclamation point

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excuse me

excuse me

today's adventure episode number seven

cliffhanger celebrates kiss a moose week

we find cliffhanger where we left him

last hanging from a cliff

can

hold on much longer

suddenly cliff notices two moose

standing on a high wooden platform

nearby

a banner above them reads kiss me i'm a

moose

in a flash cliff reaches into his

backpack and extracts his trusty

survival manual

using his impressive decoding skills

cliff begins to read

if you see two moose standing on a

nearby platform ask them to help you

say will you please get me off this

cliff

no can do until we finish our job as

official cheerleaders of national kiss a

moose week but after that your wish is

our command i have to wait a whole week

it's only seven days

and day one starts now

my fellow moose what day is it sunday

what's that mean

we got kids

the next morning

and what day is it now

monday

and so it goes through tuesday wednesday

thursday friday and finally saturday

well that's it for kiss a moose week

oh

now that your celebration is finally

over will you please get me off this

cliff well as i said last sunday your

wish is our command

and that's why

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can

hold on much longer

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and that is how

super lionel saved the day yeah

and that is how leona cleaned her room

see ya

what

what did did she just trick me to

cleaning her room

leonardo

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i didn't mean it

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between

be here between

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