♪ Timmy is an average kid ♪
♪ That no one understands ♪
♪ Mom and Dad and Vicky
always giving him commands ♪
Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom
up in his room ♪
♪ Is broken instantly ♪
♪ By his magic little fish
who grant his every wish ♪
♪ Because in reality ♪
♪ They are his OddParents ♪
♪ Fairly OddParents ♪
Wands and wings!
Floaty, crowny things!
♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod,
buff bod, hot rod ♪
♪ Obtuse, rubber goose ♪
green moose, guava juice ♪
♪ Giant snake,
birthday cake ♪
♪ Large fries,
chocolate shake! ♪
♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ It flips your lid
when you are the kid ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
Yeah, right.
He sh**t.
He scores.
Sweet!
My room's clean,
which means
I can goof off.
Giant nagging goldfish
dead ahead, sir.
How many times
have I told you?
I don't nag.
Nagging!
Fire one!
Aah!
Hey!
[Bird chirping]
[Knocking]
Timmy…
What was that noise?
It wasn't a torpedo?
Timmy Turner, I sent you
up here to clean your room.
Just wait until
your father gets --
Home early?
Did I hear my name
being used threateningly?
Oh, man, you're so beautiful
when you're angry!
Oh, honey.
And you're beautiful
when you're telling me
I'm beautiful and angry.
I've completely forgotten
my rage towards Timmy.
Mmm, may I have
this dance, my lady?
Wow, did you
see that?
When dad got all mushy,
mom forgot how angry she was.
And speaking of angry,
which of you idiots
fired a torpedo at me?
Oh, Cosmo,
you're so romantic.
I've completely forgotten
my rage towards Timmy
and…or…Cosmo.
You have?
I mean, cool!
Let's dance!
It worked!
Wanda got distracted
from her rage by romance
just like Mom did.
This is the
greatest discovery ever!
Nothing could make
this moment horrible!
Dad: Oh, Timmy, guess what!
Son, your mom and I
can't stop dancing.
I could
boogie-oogie-oogie
till I just can't
do it no more.
So guess who's here
to keep an eye on you
while we boogie-oogie-oogie?
[Playing ominous chords]
Stop following me!
Both: 'Bye, Timmy!
Don't I have
a choice in this?
You have two choices.
Clean every toilet
in this house or…
Drink out of them!
But I'm not thirsty.
Or a dog.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey, why am I
the cleanser?
You're the
abrasive one.
[Gurgling]
Oh, no, our relationship
is in the toilet!
Aaah!
Wow, there's nothing
to distract me
from my rage.
Ha ha ha ha…
That's it.
I wish Vicky
had a boyfriend.
But not just any boyfriend,
the perfect boyfriend
for Vicky,
so she'll be too distracted
to be mean anymore!
[Doorbell rings]
Who are you,
and what do you want?
Hi, I'm Ricky.
I'm selling magazines
door to door
so I can pay my way through
medical school.
And I saw this
sign that said,
"cute girl wants hot,
fresh magazines."
But these are
the Turner's magazines.
Hey, you stole these out of the
Turner's mailbox
and are trying to sell them to
me to make a quick buck!
And I thought you were just
a pretty face.
Hey, what's
goin' on?
Both: Go to bed!!!
Twerp!
Twerp!
[Crash, cat screeches]
Both: Where have you been
all my life?
[Upbeat
ominous music]
I think it's working!
Can't you hear
the funeral music?
I know
it's working.
Yeah, but
don't you think --
Nagging.
Fire two!
Aaaahh…
♪ Love, love, love,
Vicky's in love, love, love ♪
♪ With a lobster pizza garland
as love, she's in love ♪
♪ Love, love, yeah,
they're in love, love, love ♪
♪ Whoo… ♪
♪ Oh, love ♪
♪ Love, love, love, love ♪
♪ Love, love, love, love,
icky Vicky's in love ♪
♪ Love, love, love,
yeah, they're in love ♪
Aaaahh…
So, ready for
more dancing?
We've danced in every room
in this house.
And we can't
go out and dance
unless Vicky baby-sits.
Where could she be?
Out having a happy
musical montage
with
her new boyfriend Ricky.
Oh, I've
got an idea!
Why don't they montage
at our house?
We can pay them double!
Uh-oh.
Did someone
say double?
Oo-hoo, sweet!
With two
baby-sitters,
we can get down with our bad
selves twice as long!
Can I get
a witness?
♪ Love, love, love,
Vicky's in love, love, love ♪
♪ Like a stranglehold you can't
get out of, she's in love ♪
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
♪ Love, love, love, yeah,
they're in love, love, love ♪
♪ Ooooh, they're in love ♪
Ha ha ha ha…
Man, that was
one tough montage.
This is not what
I wanted to happen.
I've doubled the pain.
But now you've got a promising
career as a footstool.
I wish they would break up.
Timmy, you
know the rules.
We can't break up
true love.
And they're
in love now.
I didn't want love.
I wanted distracting romance.
Ah, where's a torpedo
when you need one?
You don't even know
if it is true love.
What if this is
just fake teen love?
Then we can totally
rip it apart.
But you're gonna
have to prove it.
There's only one thing to do.
We've gotta prove
it's not true love.
Which means
it's time for…
A stakeout montage.
[Jazzy music]
Ha ha ha ha…
Cupcake face,
you do a lot of
baby-sitting, right?
I sure do, sweetheart.
So, you must have a lot of
extra money,
right, nuzzle neck?
I sure do, love bucket.
So, if you were going to,
oh, I don't know,
pick consecutive numbers for
your secret bank code,
what would they be?
Something simple like
zero, zero, zero, zero,
baby doll, puppy pie.
Well, puddin' arms,
I have to run
to the bank.
But not
just any bank.
Which bank
do you go to?
Dimmsdale National.
Cool!
I'm just gonna
borrow this stuff
to get into
the bank with.
See ya!
See?
Ricky's not really in love
with Vicky, just her money.
There's no way
this is true love.
I wish they were apart.
But Vicky's still
in love with him.
There's nothing
we can do.
Then I have to
break them up myself.
There's gotta be something
else I can use
to break up Vicky
and Ricky's relationship.
To the Internet!
Hee hee hee…
Ha ha ha…
I'm gonna find Ricky
a new girlfriend
who's even richer
than Vicky.
After Ricky's done with her,
how hard's that gonna be?
Single red-headed teen
male
seeks rich mate
with tons of money.
Now let's sit back
and watch the flood
of love-starved replies.
Computer:
You've got nothing.
Ooh, so that's what
a reply looks like.
Timmy, you have to make
Ricky sound attractive
to somebody
other than Vicky.
Try this…
Sensitive single, red-headed
teen male
seeks rich mate
with tons of money
who loves shopping, emotion,
and cats as much as I do.
What? That's stupid.
That'll never--
Computer:
You've got tons of mail.
Wow, look at all
the rich girls!
You know,
for Ricky.
Hiya, handsome.
I've got teen beauty
pageant millions,
so if you like money
and lots of it,
let's get married.
Hey, Ricky!
You have a surprise
for me, peach pie?
What is it?
It's something
really special.
Timmy: Hey, Ricky!
I'm having trouble lifting
my really heavy piggy bank!
I'll be right back,
fudge face.
I'll be counting
the moments.
Piggy bank, huh?
Check this out.
Aaah!
Teen beauty pageant
millions, wow!
Suddenly, I'm in
love all over again.
And by all over again,
I mean for the first time.
Click on the "I do"
button to marry me
and all my millions
will be yours.
[Blows kiss]
Done and done.
Computer:
You've got commitment.
I now pronounce
you man and wife.
I'm rich!
Hey, what about Vicky?
Oh, yeah, that reminds me.
One kid in pain,
two kids in pain,
Sugar pants, feel like another
rousing game of hide my cash?
Yeah, with my new wife who is
way richer than you.
I'm married now.
So long, Valerie.
It's Vicky.
Whatever.
[Car horn plays
"Here Comes the Bride"]
Hi, Delores, I'm Ricky,
your new rich husband.
I'm ready for my money.
And I'm ready for my
first married kiss.
Bring it on, candy lips.
Aah! You're not
a teen beauty queen.
You're an old bag.
Well, at least
you're rich.
Wrong again.
I spent all my money
on prune juice and
blood transfusions.
What?
And…
Meet your new stepson.
Papa! Can I have
my allowance now?
And a horsy ride
on your knee?
Aah!
To the
blood bank.
Ricky!
My one true love.
Come back!
Ricky!
Don't lose my number!
You don't have to
call nobody else!
Send it off
in a letter to yourself!
Yeah, hee hee…
Wow, you did it!
You broke them up.
But the bad news is
now there's nothing
to distract Vicky's rage.
Ah, well,
it can't be that bad.
Vicky:
Get back here, twerp!
Don't just sit there
like a footstool.
Run!
Wait a minute, I'm
furious at Timmy.
Stepson: Papa!
Thanks for taking me
to the planet of
seemingly harmless
flowers, Cosmo.
Trixie's gonna love
this thing for sure.
Seemingly harmless?
What?
It's got the word
harmless in it.
There she is.
I love them…
I love them not…
I'm gonna make my move.
Act natural.
Ah!
Ugh!
Timmy, are you OK?
Would you feel
better if I dated you?
Looks like his
tree bark…
Is worse than
his overbite.
Ha ha ha ha ha…
Hee hee hee…
That is so funny.
I'd feel better if one of
you funny guys dated me.
Ah ha ha!
Ha ha!
They sure
are funny.
Maybe I should
date them.
Ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
I don't get it.
What do Tad and Chad
have that I don't?
You mean besides Trixie?
And lots of money?
And chins?
Aah!
Oh!
Hey, everybody, look
at my hip new outfit.
It's made of tissue paper,
sugar, and powdered milk!
Yaaaaa…
Aah!
Augh!
Look, Chad,
it's Niagara fools.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Aah!
You guys
are hilarious.
Date me again.
Hey, you're all wet.
What?
Not everybody can be as funny as
Tad and Chad, you know.
No wonder she's
dating them again.
This stinks!
I wish somebody around here
could teach me about romance.
Hey, what about me?
Good question..
Hey, Wanda,
why'd you pick Cosmo?
Can't be his charm
or good looks or brains.
And while you two
talk about that,
I'm gonna pour water
all over this cat.
[Growling]
Yow!
Aaaaah…
That's why I chose Cosmo.
Because he's funny.
Of course.
Tad and Chad
made Trixie laugh,
and she said
she'd date them.
I wish I was the
funniest person on Earth.
Hee hee! Can I
take your order?
Yeah. I'll have
the funny fries,
the chuckle chips,
and the ha-ha-hot sauce
on the side.
How do you feel?
Like I've been schmutzed
in the schmehengy
with a yehaedel?
[Rimshot]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha ha…
You thought that was funny?
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha…
It's working!
And speaking of working,
how 'bout plumbers, huh?
They work.
Ha ha ha…
Ah ha ha ha…
[Beeping]
Oh, my gosh,
I'm late for school.
Ha ha! He's late!
Oh ho! He's late!
Ha ha ha…
Oh ho ho…
You've been great.
Uh, tip your waitress.
Aah!
Good morning.
Ha ha ha…
Ho ho ho ho…
Ha ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha
ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
This is great.
I can't wait to try
my new comedy powers out
on Tad and Chad.
What do you want, loser?
Nothing.
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Oh, my gosh,
look out, a cliff!
Ha ha ha…
Hee hee ha ha…
Both:
He said cliff!
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha…
Aaah!
Aaah!
Ha ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha ha…
Both:
We're in garbage!
Ha ha ha,
oh, Timmy.
You're the
funniest boy on Earth.
I can hardly
stand for laughing.
Hold me up.
Ahhh…
Trixie, I've been waiting
to give this to you for days.
For me -- ha ha!
Oh, my gosh -- ha ha ha!
So, wanna hang out
after school?
Ha ha ha ha ha…
Absolutely, just bring
your funny with you.
I love funny men.
It's good
to be the king.
Of comedy.
The best part is
there's absolutely
no downside to this.
[Ding-dong]
Hi, Trixie. I'm
here for our big --
not hilarious date.
Just me and you --
not laughing at me…
Date.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Date!
Ha ha ha ha…
Stop! I'm not
trying to be funny.
Aaah!
Physical humor!
Oh, my gosh,
you're k*lling me.
[Growling]
But -- but -- but --
He said but!
times!
Ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee hee…
[Roar]
[Caw caw caw]
[Roar]
[Squeaking]
Ha ha! How'd your
day go, sport?
Awful. Nobody's taking
me seriously.
Including Trixie.
Ha ha ha haa…
Ah ha ha…
Stop it, you guys!
I'm not trying to
be funny anymore.
I only did this so
Trixie would talk to me,
and now she's laughing so
hard, I can't talk to her.
Ah ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha…
Aw, relax, Timmy.
She'll probably stop laughing
when that alien flower
you gave her eats her
heart out at midnight.
I thought you said
it was harmless.
Seemingly harmless.
Unless you're a heart.
Don't you
remember that pimple
I told you was
seemingly unnoticeable?
Man: Smile.
Oh, my gosh.
Guys, I can't let Trixie
get eaten by that plant.
I gotta warn her.
But she won't
take me seriously.
Oh…
I wish I wasn't
funny anymore.
Ah ha ha, yeah, right.
Ha ha, yeah, right.
Oh ho, you're gonna
make me bust a gut.
Ah ha!
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha…
I said I wish to
not be funny!
Ho ho ho ho…
Oh, my ribs!
[cr*ck]
Oh!
Ah ha ha, not funny!
Oh, no, my gut!
I warned you…
Ah!
My other guts!
Timmy, you're the
funniest kid on Earth.
Nobody can
take you seriously.
That's right. I need to get
off this planet.
I wish we were
in Fairy World.
Ah ha ha…
Ha ha ha…
Darn it, they still
think I'm kidding.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, it's too bad none
of your fairy friends
can enjoy my special
gut-busting brand of comedy.
You're right.
That is unfair.
Come on, I know
where we can go.
Man: Hi, everybody.
Welcome to
Uncle Knuckle's Chuckle Bunker.
Give it up for
the funniest kid on Earth,
Timmy Turner.
Uh…
Tell a joke…now!
I sure hope I can't…
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Nobody, because the girl
I love is about to be eaten
by a plant because
nobody takes me seriously!
Ah ha ha -- hey!
That is not funny.
[Crickets chirping]
Excellent.
Because I'm not
on Earth, I stink.
I wish I wasn't the funniest
person on Earth anymore.
Anymore?
When did you start?
Ha ha ha…
Ha ha ha ha…
Hey, I am funny.
I should do this
for a living.
Cosmo, now that
we're not on Earth,
I can tell
Timmy's serious.
One unfunnying
coming up!
Hey, Wanda, do you
think I'm unfunny now?
[Gagging]
Yay! I stink!
It's :.
We have to get to
Trixie's house
before the plant
eats her heart.
[Doorbell rings]
Young man, what's
the meaning of this?
Do you know it's
one minute to midnight?
Mr. Trixie, sir,
this may sound crazy,
but me and my arsenal
of garden-based weapons
need to get up to your
daughter's bedroom
in the next seconds.
Hmm…
Oh, you seem like a sensible,
unfunny young man.
Go ahead.
[Snarling]
Aaaaaah!
Ahhh…
Don't worry,
Trixie, I'll --
Aaah!
Ugh!
Owww!
D'oh!
[Growl]
Yaaaaaah!
Yaaaaah!
Ugh…
[Gasp]
Aaaah…
Aaah…
Timmy, you k*lled my
seemingly harmless plant.
You are so not
my boyfriend.
Sorry you lost
your girlfriend.
Yeah, but
the good news is…
I found my spleen.
That's a rib eye steak.
Oh…in that case,
I'm sending it back.
I ordered
my spleen medium rare.
And the plant
didn't eat Trixie…
Which means she'll live to not
laugh at me another day.
Hey, I know
what'll cheer you up.
A visit to the planet of
almost-enough-atmosphere.
Wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Air…
Cosmo, you idiot.
Air?
I don't get it.
He's just not
funny anymore.
But I am!
I am a screaming riot!
04x08 - The Odd Couple/Class Clown
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Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.
Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.