01x02 - Girl Group Challenge

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RuPaul plays the role of host, mentor, and head judge for this series, as contestants are given different challenges each week.
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01x02 - Girl Group Challenge

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- Previously on

"Rupaul's drag race"...

- Today's challenge

Is drag on a dime.

- What the hell am I supposed

To do with this crap?

- Gentlemen...

[Revving engine]

Start your engines.

- Ooh.

It's severe up in here.

Yes, ma'am.

Tammie brown's in town.

- Nina flowers, you are the

Winner of this week's challenge.

Akashia, victoria,

The time has come for you

To lip sync for your life.

- ♪ ...word, word ♪

- Akashia, shawn-tay,

You stay.

Thank you, victoria.

Now sashay.

Away.

- And tonight...

- I'm gonna have to put my balls

Behind my frickin' body today.

- [Squealing]

- Shut the f*ck up.

- The winner of

"Rupaul's drag race"

Will receive a feature photo

Spread in "paper" magazine,

A portrait taken by renowned

Photographer greg gorman

For the la eyeworks legendary

Designer eyewear campaign,

A headline spot on the absolut

Pride tour across the usa,

Plus a cash prize of $20,000

Courtesy of absolut vodka

And mac cosmetics.

- May the best woman win!

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race,"

Start your engines ♪

- ♪ Drag race ♪

- ♪ May the best woman win ♪

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

- ♪ Start your engines ♪

- ♪ "Rupaul's drag race" ♪

- ♪ May the best woman win ♪

- ♪ Best woman win ♪

[Alarm sounding]

- Today is the beginning

Of another challenge,

And of course no one knows

Exactly what that challenge

Is gonna be,

So there's a lot

Of anticipation.

Although sad because miss

Victoria parker was sent home,

So there is now 8 of us

Instead of 9 of us.

- [All talking]

- I...i love her.

- Coming in today

Without victoria,

It was a sigh of relief for me

Since I was in the bottom two.

I have to step up my game.

- Do you think you deserve

To stay?

- I do,

And I think that's why I'm here.

- I don't think akashia's

So much as a threat.

I just think that she's tryin'

To play the bitch role,

And I don't think it's gonna

Work out to her favor.

[Revving engine]

- Hey, racers.

At the heart of every drag queen

Is a great performer.

Someone with

An irrepressible talent

That can steal the spotlight,

Even when she's just

The third girl from the left.

This is your chance to show the

World just what kinda spice girl

You really are.

Ooh.

Are you diana ross?

Oh, hey!

Or just a supreme?

Whoa! Time will tell.

And actions speak louder

Than words.

[Laughs]

[Revving engine]

- Hello, hello, hello!

[Applause/cheering]

Congratulations

On making it to week two

Of "rupaul's drag race."

But this is no time to relax

And untuck.

You know, drag is about

A lot of things...

Perfect outfit,

The perfect makeup,

The perfect wig.

But at the end of the day,

It's what's going on inside

That really counts.

And when people look at you,

They can connect with what's

Going on behind the eyes.

They won't care what's going on

Between the thighs.

- [Laughter]

- Ok, pit crew,

Bring in the cameras.

Whoa!

Today's mini challenge

Is all about self-expression.

I'll call out several scenarios,

And each time I do,

You must strike a pose

And take a picture of yourself.

Now, I'm looking for

The full range of emotions.

Cameras up.

Your first pose is

You just found out your $10,000

Louis vuitton bag is a fake.

[Cameras clicking]

Next, sad news.

Cher just announced

That she's retiring for real.

[Cameras clicking]

- [Laughter]

- Who's laughing?

- Yes.

- Ha ha!

- I say yay!

- She's never gonna retire.

She's gonna be 92.

She's like...

[Humming]

- Thank you.

- Now last...

This is the last one.

- All right, ok.

- Somebody cut the cheese.

[Cameras clicking]

Ladies, cameras down.

I've made my decision.

The winner of the challenge

Is ongina.

- [Applause/cheering]

- But wait, there's more.

There are actually two winners

To this challenge,

And the second winner

Is akashia.

- [Applause/cheering]

- Cutie!

- You took a risk,

And it paid off,

Especially when it came

To the cher thing.

Because we're all cher fans,

And you were happy

That cher was retiring.

Ongina and akashia,

You girls really popped

In your photo session,

And that's a good thing.

Because your main challenge this

Week is all about pop music.

- Yes.

- You're gonna form

Two rival girl groups.

You'll take turns

Choosing your team.

One will be in charge of

Choreography, one will

Be in charge of hair,

One will be in charge of makeup,

And one will be in charge

Of costumes.

- I was relieved to find out

That akashia

Was the team captain

Because I saw

Her lip sync performance,

And it wasn't the best,

And I really didn't want that

In my group.

- Ongina,

Pick your first group member.

- I would like shannel.

- Holler.

[Laughter]

- I choose jade.

- Walk it out, lady.

- I would like miss nina.

[Applause]

Bebe-be. Bebe!

- I want rebecca.

- Yes! Word, bitch. Yes! Yes!

- All right.

Well, that means that tammie's

On akashia's team.

- I'm with the black girls.

Yes! Woo!

[Applause/cheering]

- I really did not want tammie.

Me and tammie

Have personalities that clash.

- The reason I was chosen last

Is because akashia fully didn't

Feel comfortable with me,

And I think people don't know

How to understand my character.

- You'll be judged as a group,

And individually,

So you have to work together

While finding your own moment

In the spotlight,

Which I know won't be a problem

For most of you.

Each group will perform for

The judges on the main stage.

My pit crew will be here shortly

With supplies

From michael levine fabrics

And wigs from rene of paris.

- Oh. Ooh!

- Now, the judges will be

Looking for your charisma...

- Uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

- And finally...

Here are two songs.

I'll let you decide which group

Performs which song.

You'll have one day to prepare.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

- [Sound of revving engines]

- And may the best woman win.

- [Overlapping dialog]

- When I ran up

To the envelopes,

I feel akashia's hand

Grab mine.

I couldn't even, like,

Grab any of the envelopes.

- Help me, my teammates! C'mon!

- Guys, guys, guys, guys ...

- Sabotage.

- Akashia!

- Sabotage.

- Some of the girls think

That akashia may be a little

Mean spirited.

Maybe if she was nicer

And the girls liked her

They wouldn't be

Rooting for her to go home.

- We're doing "independent."

You guys are doin'

"Say my name."

- Perfect.

- Every single member

Of the team

Was assigned to do somethin'

Different.

- I'm relying for every single

One of you to tell me

Your creative process.

- Shannel was assigned

To do the makeup.

- Our visual should be

Very feminine.

Feminine, girly,

With a little fish,

But with that little sexy...

- Ongina,

She is doing the choreography.

- I'm gonna do it really easy,

But there's gonna be

Technicalities to it.

- Rebecca is working

On the outfits.

- Not on the makeup

And the hair,

That's how I'm gonna be able

To work.

- I was assigned to do the hair.

My only concern is that

Everyone of us is different.

- I will wear hair.

I am flexible.

- Ok.

- I don't usually wear wigs.

That's the difference, too,

Between me

And other drag queens.

But last week, the judges

Told me that I looked like

A boy in a dress.

And I wanted to elevate that

This week to not so much

Boy in a dress,

But drag queen in a dress.

- You're gonna do the costumes

Since you sew.

And sewing's not my strong point

Clearly from the challenge.

- [Laughter]

- Clearly.

You're gonna do hair.

I can't do hair.

I can do the makeup,

You get the choreography down

'Cause you're a dancer.

- You know, sabotage.

We're all working together.

And so I think that that's

Probably the fairest game.

It is a group competition,

But at the same time,

Being judged separately.

- Mm-hmm.

- You have to consider...

- Everyone's style.

So what are you saying?

- Well, you can make costumes,

Right?

And you don't have to

Actually sew them.

You take them like this

And you knot 'em together.

- You know what?

I like your style.

I think we should do one skirt.

- That really hurt.

Like I was third wheel.

Felt like being back in, um,

High school perhaps.

It's not like I'm some amateur.

Really, really sucked.

- You shouldn't act

So frustrated.

- I'm not acting frustrated.

If y'all would just listen

To what I have to say,

Then it'd be easier for me.

But you're tellin' me

What to do,

You're directing me,

And I can't, you know?

- Akashia is

The group leader,

But she wanted to throw

A little attitude

And kind of, like,

You know, take charge.

And that's when it starts

Getting a little bit personal.

- You know what?

Whatever.

- She's this leader.

She's slamming me down, yes,

And she's slamming

My ideas down.

- Me and ongina,

Uh, won the mini challenge,

Which made us both captains

To form two girl groups.

- We are doing

A production number

Of one of destiny's child's

Songs.

- What kind of wigs?

- Like, colors, first of all.

- Here we go.

- I see good wigs.

- In comes a pit crew

With fabrics, and hair, and

Accessories and everything.

- You can't choose right now.

- Who said?

- Who said?

- I don't know.

- All right.

But let's not get catty.

Let's not get catty.

It's not that serious.

- Just grab...

- Hold on, girl.

Let me pick.

- Make sure you get

The the brown one.

- High 5, girls.

[Overlapping dialogue]

- They're all the same

Practically.

I was in charge

Of working on the hair.

The first thing that

Came to my mind

Was really big hair

With a lot of volume.

- I'd like maybe one dark,

Do you think?

So that we're all

Exact opposites?

What do you think?

Another thing is do you wanna

Keep them long?

Or are you thinking

To cut 'em?

You know, to do something, like,

Short and fun and like...

[Record scratching]

- Shannel has a lot

Of experience.

But she can come across

As a little bit arrogant.

The thing is that if everybody

Has something to say

About what each

And every one of us has to do,

The creativity,

It shuts down...

- I agree.

- And then there is no way

To work with it.

We need to trust each other.

- Let's start with

The finished costume, girl.

- Ok.

- Finish, talk. That's the...

- If we had capes on, right,

With the brown or gold...

- I don't think we'll be able

To have capes.

- And we switch it around.

- We don't have enough yards.

- Well, we never know.

'Cause the capes,

We could make a necklace, right,

Around our neck?

And then we could have

The cape that attached

Just in the back.

- Girl, I don't think

We want a cape, girl.

- Make 'em easy,

Hang, like, real pretty.

- Since I am the leader

Of the group,

I get the final say.

I'm like,

"Tammie, the cape's out."

- First, we have to still look

Like destiny's child.

- Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

- That's the point.

- Akashia is the director.

Akashia is the producer.

Akashia is in charge

Of the group.

She's beyonce.

- I felt tammie because

She was getting shot down a lot

By bebe and akashia.

I'm not the group captain,

So I couldn't back her up.

- Every competition

Needs a bitch,

And that bitch is me.

And I'm happy with that.

I tell it how it is,

And I'm fierce.

I'm doing a diagram of

What I want to work.

And I'm writing down the key

Products in our mac makeup box.

I was chosen

As the makeup artist,

Which was probably

The best decision.

When it comes to the ability

To be able to character

Illusionize makeup

On someone's face,

I serve that up well.

I'm gonna make one of these...

- [Clears throat]

- And what is this?

- For each of you.

I'm gonna give you a packet with



And this is exactly

Where they should be put.

- Ok.

- I came here to win.

Anything that is thrown at me,

I can do, and I will do

With excellence.

Do I think I have a great

Opportunity to win this?

Absolutely I think I do.

- [Laughter]

- So, bebe, I know how much

You love me

And you wanna be like me,

So your makeup is gonna look

Just like mine,

Um, yeah.

- [Laughter]

- I'm thinkin', tammie,

We could give you a brown lid,

Like, almost, um, bedroomish.

- Akashia,

She gave me a makeup plan,

And it just had



And the colors

Of the eye shadow.

What am I supposed to do

With this?

- I'm just worried

About the eyes.

- So I had to

Keep on asking her,

Well, what color blush

Do you want?

Do you want black eyeliner?

Do you want lower lashes?

And I shouldn't have to do that.

- Look at bebe

And our makeup artist.

I never thought I'd see the day.

- Run me through again

The outfits that you're

Gonna make for everyone.

- Well, I kinda...

I already know

What I'm gonna do for nina.

I'm gonna give her sleeves,

And, you know, everything's

Gonna be tight to the body.

- How do you feel, like,

If you were not midriff, too,

But you had material

Coming down your body,

But with maybe some cutout

On the side?

- No.

- No?

- No cutouts for me.

- Ok.

- And then this is gonna be

Ongina.

It's gonna be like this.

I'm gonna give you my breasts.

- Ok.

- There you go.

- Tits on a sling.

- Yeah.

- I'm dying to perform on stage,

Because honestly,

You can run through

A choreography 1,000 times,

But if you don't go through it

On that stage, with the music,

With the lights,

It's not the same.

Listen, listen.

You girls have to understand

This part.

The left, right,

Left, right, ok?

My area of expertise is dance.

I think the way that I'll shine

Is by not outdoing my team.

If I go out and I do it

To my full potential,

And as good as I'll look,

And as great as I'll perform,

It'll just look like

I'm outdoing my team.

Girls, we have to do this

The same 'cause it looks

A little sloppy.

I believe that tammie will have

Some trouble adapting

To different styles.

- I should be more sexy.

- Go back, baby. Go back.

- Pardon me.

- From what I've seen so far,

She has r...

A unique style,

But just one dimension.

One, two.

Just stay there.

- One, two...

- Real simple.

- One, two.

- No. No no. It's a roll.

- I'm really not into

Any of the songs.

But as an entertainer,

I'm gonna do my best.

- My ear is not even...

It's not even in my ear.

- So what's goin' on here?

- The music wasn't in my ear, so

I didn't know what was goin' on.

- Let's start again.

Let's not even waste time.

Let's start again.

- Akashia is the group leader.

But when it came down

To my part,

Where you assigned me

As choreographer,

Then you need to shut up

And listen to what

I'm telling you to do.

One and two.

- I'm facing this way,

And then I have to turn

This way.

- You're here.

She's here.

And all we're doing

Is switching sides.

Now, boom, boom.

Ok, baby.

So you should be here.

From the beginning.

- No, no, no.

I'm going to put myself into the

Choreography and let it shine.

That's what I'm gonna do.

I can't speak for the others.

- I love this hair.

Shannel, what do you think?

- Honestly, I'm not

That crazy about it.

That's my personal opinion.

Not because I don't like

The hair.

This hair to me

Is very texas pageant

And our dresses, our outfits

Are very, like, teeny bopper...

Stripper wear.

- Ok.

- And so I feel like

We're taking two extreme...

Our look was

Completely unrealistic.

The hair, the costuming.

So I wasn't sure that I was

Going to be able to achieve

With all of the girls

Exactly what I wanted in order

To create a very cohesive look.

I just...i don't wanna be

Taking your job away,

And I feel like I'm causing

A problem when I'm not...

- Well, y...

He is. You did.

Let me just say you just did,

You know?

I understand your point,

But there's nothing I can do.

I...i...i, you know, I did what I

Could do, and what I know to do

And...

- Girl, relax. Just...

- No.

- Whatever.

- That hair would have to

Completely be redone on you.

- Shut the f*ck up.

- Honestly, think about it.

We're the dream team.

We shouldn't be goin' through

This shit, you know?

We should be finishin'

The outfit and makin'

A fierce choreography

And, you know, kicking ass.

Can I work on you

While you're doing that?

- No, I'm not putting hair

On my head without a face on.

- C'mon.

- I am not.

- I need help, though.

- Be a champ.

- Go put it on a wig head.

That's what they're for.

- But we don't...

- I don't do that.

- We have just hours

To go out and present

This wonderful package,

And things were really

Not going

As swift as I thought

They should be.

- [Humming]

- Akashia...

All she's done

Is drawn out the sketches of

What our makeup is for tomorrow.

And it's not like she's doin'

All of our makeup.

She still hasn't done anything

Else.

- Come with me

While she is is threadin'.

Let me know when

You're done with that.

- So, there's a lot of weight

On me and tammie's shoulders

Right now.

- It's a heavy load to be doing



And the ideas I pitched out

First weren't taken in,

So I had to take their lead

And do what they wanted.

And we're on a time schedule, so

That seems to be kind of crazy.

- Hello, hello, hello!

- Hi!

- Somebody

Just cut the cheese?

- Hey, bitch!

- Oh, dear.

Ongina!

- Hi.

- I saw you over there

Practicing.

Can you teach me a few steps?

You know,

I've got two left feet.

- You wanna step out.

- Uh-huh.

- And then over, and then jump

Like this and slide.

- Oh, yeah,

Like, unh, unh, unh.

- See? And then step out,

And then out here.

And then shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.

- Oh, yeah.

That's a lot

In a short amount a time!

- No.

- I'm a little bit worried!

- No, don't be worried.

- Rupaul,

Who's an amazing performer,

Is tellin' me that

It's a little difficult,

And so I was a little scared.

What I've done is I created

A full face chart.

I actually have done

One for every single person.

They're exactly the same.

- They're your face,

Aren't they?

- [Laughs]

Well, no, well, yes, but no.

Yes but no, I guess.

- Between you and me,

And I know you're from vegas,

Did you bring in some beads so

You can put 'em out on stage

For the other girls,

Like in "showgirls"?

- I would never,

Ever, ever, ever.

- Miss tammie brown

Is makin' a gown!

- Yes, miss rupaul, I am.

- This is beautiful.

- This is jade's design.

- So are you in charge

Of the costumes?

Or are they tellin' you

What to do?

- Well,

I'm a little worker girl.

I'm kind of behind the scenes

Cookin' and cleanin',

Takin' care of the house.

- So you're their s...

Uh, drag cinderella.

Dragerella.

- I'm the dragerella.

- Ok.

- And I keep sewin'...

[Imitates sewing machine]

- Now, one a the things that the

Judges are gonna be looking for

Is how well you did

With the costumes.

Are you concerned that you're

Not really takin' charge?

- Oh, I am taking charge.

I got that one halfway done

Over there, tootsie pop.

- Oh! Look at that!

This one's yours.

- This one's mine.

- So y...

It's very short, isn't it?

- It is short.

But sometimes I can get short,

Too.

People don't know that.

- Can you get jiggy?

- I can get jiggy.

I can get jiggy and wiggy.

- Ok. All right.

- That's right.

- I'm scared of you.

- Oh, you don't have to be

- So what is the overall

Theme for the group

In terms of costume?

- Sexy, exotic,

Get your freak on,

Get down, do the booty scooty.

- Ok.

- The fashion vision

For our team is sexy whores.

- So you are

Group leader, akashia,

And in charge of makeup.

- This is true.

- Are you worried that

Everybody's really

On their own path?

Do you feel like you're really

Leading them?

- I orchestrated what I wanted,

And then I went back

And asked 'em again if it was...

This was ok, if this was ok,

And this was ok to...

- Well, at the end of the day,

The judges are gonna be looking

To you as their leader, though.

All right, dolls.

Gather around, my lovelies.

I've got a little announcement

To make.

Come on over.

I'm about to introduce you

To one of destiny's

Legendary children.

- [Squealing]

- [Applause/cheering]

- Yeah!

- In walks michelle williams

From destiny's child.

And my jaw dropped.

- [Applause/cheering]

- Oh, I was so just shocked.

Her shoes were sickening.

Her dress was amazing.

She was just so small and

Petite, and she was so sweet.

- [Applause/cheering]

- Michelle, can you handle this?

- I don't know! I think so.

- [Applause/cheering]

- I don't think you

Can handle this.

- [Laughter]

- Now, michelle is gonna

Be your extra special

Guest judge tomorrow.

- [Applause/cheering]

- Now michelle, you know a thing

Or two about being in a girl

Group, don't you?

- Yes, sir.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Do you have any advice

For our dolls?

- Just serve up a big platter

Of fierceness.

- Mm-hmm.

- But the main thing

Is to respect each other.

- We are so excited you're here.

- Thank you for having me.

I can't wait.

- Yes. Yes.

- Ok.

- All right.

Now dolls, tomorrow showtime.

When you'll be performing

For michelle williams

And the judges.

Now make me proud.

And remember, don't f*ck it up.

- We're not only performing

A song with choreography

That's brand new,

But we're also doing it for one

Of destiny's children,

Michelle williams.

So it puts a little bit more

Pressure on the situation.

- Let's go listen to

Your new album.

- All right.

Let's go. Bye, ladies.

- Bye!

- We're all kind of stressed out

Right now

Tryin' to figure out exactly

How this is gonna come about,

And we're really worried because

We have really tough

Competition.

All right, you guys.

Rehearsal.

Rehearsal time.

I'm gonna run through it once.

In my group, I haven't delivered

The entire choreography,

So we're all kind of

Stressed out right now.

This is the dance.

- ♪ Say my name,

Say my name ♪

♪ Say my name

If no one is around you ♪

♪ Say, "baby, I love you" ♪

♪ If you ain't running game ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ You acting kind of shady,

Ain't calling me "baby" ♪

♪ Why the sudden change? ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

- Whoa.

What just happened?

- I'll just run through it.

- Yeah!

- Is that hard?

- That looks very complex.

You need to really slow it down

When you're showing it.

- Right.

- I am

A very versatile entertainer.

I'm a character illusionist.

I am a comedian,

And I'm a showgirl.

However, I'm not

A choreographed dancer.

- But you're backwards.

- Oh, yeah.

That's right.

- Sorry.

- My biggest fear about

Tomorrow's performance

Would be me being the one

To screw up any choreography

Onstage.

- So as soon as she crosses ov...

No, no.

Back like just like this.

You're back here with me.

- Ok.

- I have a little bit

Of a challenge

Because I'm not very good

At choreography.

- I am going to get blamed

If we lose

Just because I'm team captain,

And I swear to god,

If I do, I'm gonna cut someone.

This is it.

- Woo!

- This morning, we get up, and

We're coming into the workroom,

And I am feeling

A little frustrated.

I need some liquor.

- Uh, miss thing ...

- What do you need?

- Miss akashia, you have

To start working, honey.

We don't have that much time,

Honey.

I was tryin' to exert

Some leadership

Just because akashia

Was a little lacking.

- How it feels underneath?

Is this sewn?

Or is it...

Do you have to hot glue it?

- Mine has everyth...

Mine's done.

Mine is done.

- It was just a lot

Of last-minute things

That had to be done.

I had to spend a lot of time

Piecing my own costume together

Last minute.

- Did you take this in?

- I'm gonna take it in again.

- Please.

It really needs it.

They're really, really big.

- The mood in the workroom

As the two teams are preparing

Is actually very separate.

I think I forgot my pants today.

As always.

- Ok?

- Really.

- And I really wanted to wear

Short shorts,

So I needed to make sure

That I didn't have mamel toe,

Which is, like, the male version

Of a camel toe.

I'm gonna have to put my balls

Behind my frickin' body today.

I don't really tuck

As a drag queen.

I try and avoid it

Just because it hurts.

- I got a whole roll of

Duct tape with your name

On it, kitten.

- All right.

- And the gorilla kind,

You know?

The kind that will hang

An airplane from the ceiling.

- I am going to have

A real vag*na, mama.

- Ok, so technically right now

We're all supposed to be doing

Our makeup, right?

Because we're supposed to be

Onstage in an hour and a half.

- No.

- Yeah.

- Well, I can't do my makeup

If my hair is not ready.

- We don't need this pressure.

We don't need this pressure!

- This morning in the workroom

We were given an hour

And a half timeframe

To complete everything.

There was definitely

A high level of stress.

And obviously no one wants

To go home.

- Hey, did you guys come up

With a name yet?

We named our group

Serving fish.

It was the best that we could

Come up with.

- We're about to rediscuss it.

But, you know, I think I might

Just take my authority

In this one.

Dancing drag queen divas.



- Uh-uh.

Girl, it's a group.

- And?

- You cannot take your

Authority, team leader,

To mean you take you authority

To decide what we want

To be called.

- Yes, it is.

- We're called the golden holes.

Ha ha!

- Tammie, at awkward,

Spontaneous times,

Says the things where I have no

Clue where she comes up with.

- Thank you.

I'm coming,

My little african cherry.

- Just...

[Mocks tammie's laugh]

No.

- I don't know where

The confusion comes from.

I'm just a different person

From everybody else,

And I'm on planet 9,

They're on planet 3.

No, I'm not having

The best of the day.

I'll be honest with you.

- Why?

- Oh, just because I woke up

On the wrong side of the bed.

My biggest fear is my anxiety.

I had a nightmare,

And I didn't wake up.

I really don't like this

Kind of edge of competing.

It's weird,

And I don't like being here.

This just makes me angry,

You know?

I'm tired too.

It makes me angry.

It's just...

It's been really hard.

- It's a little frustrating

When no one's agreeing

And, you know,

There's a time limit.

- Ok. Why did you bring this

Shadow up, around like that?

We're bringing our colors out.

- No, I know.

I'm trying it.

- No, I know, I know.

I know.

In my stomach,

There's a lot of butterflies.

I'm hoping that everybody else

Is able to do the makeup

That I have put on

The face charts for them.

Do your lips.

Put on lashes.

- Ok.

- And then when I am finished,

Which will be very shortly,

I will go back in.

- Ok.

- Ok?

- [Laughter]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,

Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Walk, walk, walk, now walk ♪

♪ Act one ♪

- Good evening,

And welcome to the main stage

Of "rupaul's drag race."

I'd like to say hi

To my fabulous judges.

Fashion journalist

And bestselling author

Merle ginsberg.

- Loving the ru in blue.

- Ha ha!

Thank you, darlin'.

The shamelessly

Outspoken designer santino!

- Great to be here, ru.

- Our guest judge this week

Is 5-time mtv-award winning

Director/choreographer

Frank gatson.

-How you doin', ru?

- Hi, darlin'.

Good to see you again.

And our extra special guest

Judge this week is

Singer/songwriter

And one of destiny's

Chosen children.

Please welcome

Michelle williams.

- Hello. Thank you, ru,

For havin' me today.

- You're so welcome.

Now judges,

This gonna be fun.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

May the best woman win!

- ♪ You never say my name,

You acting kind of shady ♪

♪ Ain't calling me baby ♪

♪ Why the sudden change? ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ When no one is around you,

Say, "baby, I love you" ♪

♪ If you ain't running game ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ You actin' kind of shady,

Ain't calling me "baby" ♪

♪ Better say my name ♪

♪ Remember the other day

I would call ♪

♪ You would say... ♪

- I sucked! Ha ha!

I suck in this challenge.

If I wouldn't have immunity,

I would definitely

Would've been on the bottom two.

- ♪ Something's going down,

That's the way it seems ♪

♪ Zoom, then wizz away ♪

- When I was onstage, all I know

Is that I hope they get it.

I hope they get it.

And I hope I get it

Because I can mess up, too.

- [Singing indistinctly]

- I am amazed at myself.

I had my hand really in a lot

Of the entire package

Of what we did.

In my mind

I've already won.

- Ha ha!

Ha ha!

- ♪ Can you say that,

Come on ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ All the girls say ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ All of them say ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ All the girls say ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Break it down ♪

- ♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

- Wow, dolls! Ha ha!

- ♪ Lucy liu...

With my girl, drew ♪

♪ Cameron d. And destiny,

Charlie's angels, come on ♪

♪ Uh uh uh ♪

♪ Question: tell me

What you think about me ♪

♪ I buy my own diamonds

And I buy my own rings ♪

♪ Only ring your cell-y

When I'm feeling lonely ♪

♪ When it's all over,

Please get up and leave ♪

♪ The shoes on my feet,

I've bought it ♪

♪ The clothes I'm wearing,

I've bought it ♪

♪ The rock I'm rockin'

I bought it ♪

♪ 'Cause I depend on me ♪

- It was hard.

I knew it was gonna be hard

For me.

I wish that I could've been

A little more loose.

- ♪ ...i bought it ♪

♪ The car I'm driving,

I bought it ♪

- I know I have rhythm,

And I can dance,

And I was sockin' it

In parts of the song.

But then other parts,

I fell out of the choreography.

- ♪ All the honeys making money,

Throw your hands up at me ♪

♪ All the mamas

Who profit dollars ♪

♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪

- Woo!

Good work, angels.

Well, dolls, good job.

Serving fish?

Let's start with your group.

Merle, what'd you think?

- Rebecca, I feel like

You're giving great face,

But you gotta give

A little more body.

- I was constantly

Kind of drawn to you, nina.

Not having the choreography and

The lip syncing down perfectly,

I think that having immunity

This week probably helps you

A great deal.

- Ongina, I do think the little

Hot pants are getting

A little too ongina

- Yeah. Actually I had

A really big problem with that

Because I never usually tuck.

But I had the idea of wearing

Hot pants just because

I like my booty cheeks.

- I did have her

Duct taped though today.

- Yeah.

It kind of hurts right now.

But you know what?

I'm doin' ok.

- So you really are

Serving fish.

- Oh, we are.

- [Laughter]

- And I'd like to add

That in all honesty,

Ongina being our team leader

Was absolutely exceptional.

- When girl groups start out,

They all sound so wonderful

Like that.

But I wanna know which one

Of y'all are crazy...

- Ha ha!

- And gonna break up the group.

- Now, I know that shannel

Was in charge of makeup.

You guys look fantastic.

I love the makeup.

- Thank you.

- What were you in charge of,

Rebecca?

- I was in charge of costuming.

- They're gorgeous costumes.

Now, nina, you were

In charge of hair.

You put a wig on our

Little baby girl next door.

Did she fight you with that

At all?

Well, I'm going fish,

You're wearing wig,

And we all cooperate,

So it was great.

- All right, ladies.

I have a tough question

To ask you.

If one of you has to go,

Who should it be?

- I would throw myself

Under the bus

'Cause I was the team leader.

I think that the weakest link

In my group, it was me.

If it was not because of I had

Immunity, definitely I should

Go home.

- It's honestly

Next to impossible

For me to answer that question

The way I know you want

The question answered.

- I want it answered honestly.

If you said I'm gettin' rid

Of all these b*tches,

I would accept that.

Only based on the fact that she

Has immunity, I would say nina.

Rebecca?

- I don't know.

This is really hard.

But I would have to say shannel.

- Ok.

And why?

- Shannel is here to k*ll.

And she would be

My biggest competition,

And I love you.

- I love you too, babe.

Mwah.

- [Laughter]

You're goin' down.

No, I'm just k...

- [Laughter]

- Meow!

- 3D.

So we're gonna start

With michelle williams.

- How much time do I have?

- [Laughter]

- Akashia! Lead singer

Gotta be able to do it all

And fall back

Into the choreography.

And since the choreography

Was so simple,

If I was you, I would've been

Pullin' jade to the side

Say, hey, I need you to help me

With this choreography.

I'm just tellin' you

What I'd do.

And I can tell you that

'Cause that's why I'm here.

And that's...and that's the thing

About bein' humble, too.

It's no problem sayin',

"Hey, I'm not good with

The choreography.

Can you give me 5 or 10 extra

Minutes on nailing something?"

But I didn't tell you nothin'

That I don't do myself.

- You guys are makin' it

Seem like I was horrible

With the choreography,

And I know I brought it.

- Do I have security?

- [Laughter]

- She reminds me of

Female professional dancers.

Ok, they usually act like

Assholes like that.

But a lot of times they can

Back it up with the movement,

And they hit it,

So that's why I hire them.

Because a lot of female dancers

That are really, really good,

They're full of shit, ok?

And they act just like this.

If you're gonna be that,

You better bring it.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Just bring it.

Because if you can bring it,

You can be the biggest bitch

In the world.

- Talk about, like, a bad apple

Spoiling the whole group?

You just have...

You, like, radiate a bad energy.

- Kind of remind me

Of dawn robinson in en vogue.

You know...

- Uh-oh.

- You know,

Which is not a good thing.

- [Laughter]

- Bebe, I thought

You really shone.

It's the first time I really,

Like, watched you,

And I thought you kind of

Came out of the shadows.

- Jade, the choreography,

That part was maybe the most

Cohesive element of your entire

Performance together.

Tammie, you're...

You're completely out

Of your element here.

You know it.

- This is totally

Not your world.

But when you're doing

Someone's choreography,

Don't give me the impression

That you're making fun of it.

You understand?

Because I'm pretty sure

Jade as a choreographer

Wants her choreography

To be portrayed the way

That she saw it, ok?

- Yeah. I appreciate that you

Made some sacrifices with your

Image, and you stretched it out.

But you kind of got lost

In the mix, uh, with this group.

They're very strong.

- These aren't the kind of songs

I like to do. I'm sorry.

- Meow!

- But that's why it's

A challenge, tammie.

- Well, I did what I did.

- Thank you, judges.

And ladies, while you all wait

In the interior

Illusions lounge,

The judges and I

Will deliberate.

Thank you.

[Revving engine]

Ok, let's talk about,

Um, ongina.

- I thought she was great,

You know?

Choreographer is supposed to not

Make stuff look like a hot mess.

They're supposed to have the eye

To see and make it tight.

- And what'd you think

Of rebecca?

- You know, she...she just

Needs to take more risks

With some of her movements.

- Ok, and nina.

- Nina, I think, went too far in

The direction of individuality

And was still doing

Her punk/goth thing

When she needed to do

Modern girl group.

- But I have to give her props

For becoming more feminine.

She covered up her tats.

Everybody keeps talking about

How beautiful rebecca is,

And rebecca is beautiful,

But so is shannel.

And those eyes

Are just killin' me.

- She is probably, like,

The one to beat.

- She's almost too competitive

Because she's really,

Really angling in there,

And it shows around the edges.

I think a good competitor kind

Of may sit back a little bit.

All right,

So, michelle,

Akashia, what do you think?

- She's waitin' for you outside.

- I know she is.

- I got your back.

- I just thought, messy man.

- Ok.

- Oof.

- That's fair.

Yeah, you know,

Akashia was a team leader,

And she didn't seem

Very in charge.

And that worries me.

What did you think of bebe?

- She totally understood

The choreography.

She projected.

She made it look easy,

Like goin' to the toilet.

- [Laughter]

I wanna see her bring it more.

I think she's not really

Going for it.

What do you think of

Their choreographer, jade?

- She came through

As the choreographer.

Came through as tryin' to be

A mediator for a broken team.

- All right,

Now tammie brown.

- I loved tammie,

But we need to see diva,

And we didn't.

We didn't see that.

- Right.

My fear with tammie is that

She did not connect with us

And she didn't connect

With the material.

All right,

Let's bring the girls back in.

Serving fish?



I have made my decision.

Serving fish...

Congratulations.

You're all safe.

- Oh, this isn't easy.

- [All talking]

- And of all of you, one really

Stood out above the rest.

Ongina, you are the winner

Of this challenge.

- All right.

- You also win a big basket of

Chocolates and sparkling wine

From karma and vogel chocolate.

- Thank you.

Although being safe is ok,

It's not good enough for me.

There is no second or third.

It's first

Or it's don't even bother.

- That means, 3d, you're

The loser of this challenge.

Jade...

You're still in the race.

Congratulations.

You can join the others.

Bebe...

Congratulations.

You're still in the race.

[No audio]

[Applause]

And then there were two.

Anybody who can step out of the

House with a pair a high heels

And some lipstick on their lips

Is my hero.

No matter what happens tonight,

You will carry on.

You will be fine queens.

Prior to tonight,

You were asked to prepare

A lip sync performance

Of michelle williams' hit song

"We break the dawn."

Now, this is your last chance to

Impress me and save yourself

From elimination.

The time has come to

Lip sync for your life!

And don't f*ck it up.

- ♪ Ooh, there's somethin'

'Bout the skylight tonight ♪

♪ Something that makes me know

Everything's gonna be

All right ♪

♪ There's somethin' in the way

That the stars align ♪

♪ There's not a single moment

I'm a pass by ♪

♪ The hour's now,

The bass is loud ♪

♪ The disco lights

Shinin' through the crowd ♪

♪ We're holdin' time

In our hands ♪

♪ And it stops when we... ♪

I think tammie wanted to be

In this competition very badly.

However competing

And going through the stress

And the crunch time, you really

Have to be a lot tougher.

- If I had the song down,

It would've been better,

But I didn't have the song down.

And I had made the decision

Before I went onstage today

That I was gonna not do that

Song if it happened to me.

- I thought that she

Still was gonna give me

More of a challenge

Than just standing there

And not lip syncing

The words at all.

- ♪ Oh, I don't know how ♪

♪ Break the dawn ♪

♪ We gotta hold back the sun,

Don't let it come ♪

♪ Ain't stoppin' for no one,

The night is young ♪

♪ The night is young ♪

♪ Don't let them

Turn on the lights ♪

♪ Let us decide when they play

That last song ♪

♪ The night is done ♪

- Oh! Wow.

- [Applause]

- Akashia, you motherfuckin'

Broke the dawn.

You...you know what?

You broke the dawn.

You know, if I didn't have

So much botox, I'd be crying

Right now.

- Well, I'm cryin' for you.

- After all the judges

Were saying to me before,

It's like, you're like a poison

To everyone,

And then for them to turn around

And do a 180,

It was crazy.

- I never thought we'd see you

Go out like this, tammie.

Really.

I just watched you lay down on

The railroad tracks right now.

- Tonight, the decision

Has been made for me.

Akashia?

- Yes?

- Shawn-tay, you stay.

That's right, girl.

- Someone called me the phoenix

'Cause a phoenix, it dies

And rises from the ashes.

I really thought

That all hope was lost

And I was going home.

- Now, tammie.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Miss tammie brown's in town.

You are a special

And unique performer.

But this competition

Got the better of you.

And you really do have

The potential to make it happen.

And it was just...

It's disappointing to

See you give up like that.

Good luck.

- Thank you.

- Now sashay away.

- Ah! Ha ha!

Buenas noches.

- Bye, tammie.

- Bye, tammie.

- Oh, see you later,

In the magazines.

[Laughs mockingly]

It's just it's time to go.

I don't need to be

In this anymore

Riding this roller coaster.

Thank you! Oh, goodness.

I'm going forward.

I'm not stopping.

This is another stepping stone.

I'm gonna make it.

I'm not worried about that.

Bye, everybody.

- Congratulations.

I'll see you dolls next week.

And remember, if you can't love

Yourself, how in the hell you

Gonna love somebody else?

Can I get a amen up in here?

- Amen!

- Amen!

- Hallelujah!

- Ha ha!

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,

Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl,

Put the bass in your walk ♪

- [Laughter]
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