03x05 - Five Finger Discount

[bunniefuu]

Hey, baby, are
you still studying?

This is my first
test of law school.

I have to study up until
the last possible minute.

Ok, one more case.

Brookwell vs. McNamara.

I know this.

I know this... I
don't know this.

Oh, man!

Tonya, Tonya,
baby, come on, relax.

Relax.

Come on, now, look, look.

Close your eyes.

You're in a peaceful Meadow.

Peaceful Meadow... Mm-hmm.

♪ All parents in the
house say hey! ♪

♪ Ho! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ho!
Ho! Now sock it to me! ♪

♪ Sock it to me, go
now, sock it to me! ♪

♪ Oh! Oh! Hi! ♪

Uh, ray, your mom's trying
to relax before her test.

Oh, sorry.

I promise you won't
even know I'm here.

Shh.

Ray, do you remember
when we all agreed

that we'd step up and
take more responsibility

now that your mother's
going back to school?

Absolutely.

And what was your
responsibility for this morning?

Wake up Corey and bring
him down for breakfast.

Oh, snap.

Peaceful Meadow,
peaceful Meadow.

Maybe going back to
school was a mistake.

No, no, no.

Everything is under control.

Come on, peaceful Meadow.

Corey?! Corey! You
better wake up, ya nasty!

Get off me! Aah!

Mama!

Quiet! Mama's tryin' to relax!

Come down... get down here!

Get down here! Git!

Well, my job's done.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, ray!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Now, Corey, I promised mom

that I would be here to lay
out your milk and cookies.

Where are you?!

You know what? You get
no milk and no cookies.

Uh, ray, who are you talking to?

My invisible brother.

Oh, well, is he over here, ray?

'Cause I don't
want to sit on him.

She means he's late
from school, Chelse.

Well, if he's invisible, Eddie,

how would you know?

Um, so are you guys
still playing that contest?

Oh, yeah. If it says

"winner at the
bottom of this can,"

then we win the
ultimate mystery prize.

Mm-mmm.

Man, it says "loser"!

I can't believe you two.

Sucking down all those sodas

and you don't even know
what the mystery prize is.

Oh, my goodness!

I saw us with the mystery prize

and it is unbelievably...

Wait! Wait! That
means if you saw it,

then one of us
must be a... a winner!

Aah!

Wait. What do you mean we?

I drank the soda.

Hey, well if you
want to get technical,

I bought the soda.

Um, yeah, but I
gave you the money.

Thank you.

Yeah, but I know
what the prize is.

So? So?

So, uh, we are
friends, best friends.

We should share it.

Come on, you guys,
let's go claim our prize.

Yo, yo, yo, what is
the prize, anyway?

Oh, you guys, you are
not gonna believe it. It's a...

That was nice.

Sorry, guys, I gotta go.

I told my sister I'd be home.

Why? She waitin' for
you with milk and cookies?

I hope so!

I mean... For her sake.

Yeah, good, 'cause if you're
gonna hang with our crew,

you better be ready to hang.

You best believe it!

Ow!

Oh, I'm hangin' with you.

I got my hang on.

Good. Look around
and see what you like,

'cause everything's
on a special sale today.

I don't see any
signs for a sale.

Man, it's a private sale.

Just for us.

We get the 5-finger discount.

Yeah, count 'em.



Oh, I get it. You
mean, stealin'.

Hey, you stealin'! He's
stealin'! Call somebody!

Call somebody!

Shh!

What are you doin'?

Man, you gonna get caught.

Oh, yeah. Security's
real tight around here.

Corey, come on.

It's so easy.

You can take whatever you want.

Yeah, 'cause,
uh, if you want it...

You got it.

Corey, you're not gonna
punk out now, are ya?

Man, I'm no punk.

It's just there's nothing
here I really need.

Aw, man.

Corey, if we needed this stuff,

we'd be pathetic.

We take it because it's fun

and that's what makes it cool.

I know, it's just...
Hey, hey, listen,

I'm sure if you're too scared,

you can run home to
your little milk and cookies.

Tell it!

I'm not scared.

Good. Then grab something
and let's get out of here.

Yeah!

Yeah... uhh!

Who da thief now?

Ok, bring the prize in.

Why aren't you guys
bringing the prize in?

Where's the prize?

We were just wondering...

How come you get it first?

Yeah.

'Cause I called it. When?

Now. First! Aah!

Well, she did b*at
us fair and square.

Hey, guys.

Hey, am I the only one
who can see him now?

He's not invisible, Chelse.

He's just late!

You know what?

You guys need to
take that prize first,

and whatever you
do, don't get it wet.

Oh, it's so cute!

Oh, oh, oh, let's
take it to the mall.

We can't. They're not allowed.

Wait, wait, wait.

This one is.

Oh, yeah. Let's go!

Uh, excuse me,
Corey, where were you?

I was hangin' out at the mall

with Darryl and
the... Cool crew.

Well, if they're
hangin' with you,

how "cool" can they be?

Cooler than you'll ever know.



So easy.

Funny and free.

Raven, is that
you? Stop playing.

Monkey thief!

Aah!

Monkey thief!

Aah!

Forgive me!

I'm not a monkey thief!

I'm not a monkey thief!

I'm not a monkey thief!

Aah!

Aah!

Corey!

Cor... Will you keep
it down in here?

Goodness gracious.

You are killin' my beauty sleep.

Raven, in my drawer,
it's a giant monkey head.

There is no giant monkey head.

You are having a bad dream.

No, no, no. It's in there.

You know what, there better
be a monkey head in here.

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Mama!

Relax, ok?

It's just a stupid,
little key chain.

Right. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Just a stupid, little key chain.

Exactly.

You know what?

It ain't funny. Go to sleep.

Corey! Breakfast
is ready. Come on!

Stop monkeying around.

Why'd you say monkey?

It's just an expression.

Right, right. Sorry.

Stealing! I knew it!

How did you know?

Well, it says so right here.

Freeman vs. Cunningham.

I knew I got it
right on the test.

Oh, hey, that is interesting.

It says here if an apple falls off
your tree into your neighbor's yard

and you go on their
property to get it, it's stealing.

Stealing?

Come on, it's just a monkey.

I mean, apple.

A monkey apple.

Those little ones.

Isn't that what it's called?

Well, it doesn't matter
what they're called.

Stealing is stealing,

and you can go to jail for it.

Jail?

Mwah. Ok, we're off
to do some shopping.

This way, counselor.

"Monkey apple."

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You seem a little nervous.

I don't know what
you talking' about.

Really? Well, um...

You can't sleep, uh,
you get nightmares.

Ya know, you're
just a little bit jumpy!

I am not!

Hmm. Corey, whatever
it is you did, man,

you can tell me.

I... I don't know.

Listen, Corey, I am
your big sister, ok?

I won't judge you.

Ok. You know that
monkey key chain?

Mm-hmm. I stole it.

You dirty, little thief!

I thought you said you
weren't gonna judge me!

That was before I knew
you were on a crime spree!

But it's just one,
little key chain!

You heard mom, Corey!

Stealing is stealing!

You could go to jail!

I know, I know. I feel terrible.

I have to get to the
bottom of this, man,

so whatever it
is, I'll understand.

Well, all the other
kids were doing it.

You spineless, little punk.

You just said you'd understand.

Ok, you know what? I'm
sorry. That was my bad.

Sorry about that.

Raven, please don't tell
mom and dad. Please.

I promise, I'll
return it right now

and I'll never steal again.

Ok.

Thank you.

Ok, you all saw him, right?

Yes, Chelsea.

Ray did you know it's
your first day with the prize?

You are gonna love it!

I can't wait!

It's waitin' right
outside for you, ray.

I hope it's as
charged up as I am.

I can't believe I'm
gonna have very first day

with my very own...

Got you!

Oh, my goodness!

Corey's gonna steal again.

He's gonna make the
biggest mistake of his life.

I gotta stop him!

Oh, hey, you guys keep an
eye on the prize while I'm gone.

Oh, look at it. It's moving.

Wait a minute. Where's it goin'?

I don't know, but it's
gettin' away. Go, go, go!

Way to go, Corey.

Yo, Corey.

Hey, back for another


Say what?

Uh, actually, I
was just leaving.

There's nothing
here worth stealing.

Hey, man, that's
not what we think.

Hey, guys, do your thing.

Oh, dude, check out
these new watches.

Yeah, they're ok...

But I don't really
care what time it is.

I like to live in the moment.

Well, the moment is here.

See that security
guard over there?

He's goin' off duty,

and the next guy won't come
in for another 10 minutes.

Whoa! You got
it all figured out.

Well, good luck.

Man, Corey... For
about a day there,

I actually thought
you were cool.

I am cool.

I'm cooler than cool.

I'm ice cold!

Oh, yeah, that's
what I like to hear.

Say it loud!

Uh-uh, oh, no, girl.

I am not letting this
vision come true.

Sorry, ma'am.

It's just a loner.

Corey, if you don't
do this with us,

we're gonna tell
everybody at school

that you like to
take bubble baths.

How did you know?

You do?

I was just fishin',

and I caught a sucker!

Hook, line, and sinker.

You know what, Darryl?

You can call me
anything you want,

but you know what
you can't call me?

A thief.

You stole that key chain.

I put it back.

Man, you really are a sucker.

Watch this.

Man, gimme this.
What are you doing?

Man, this is not cool!

Got you!

Well, well... Well...

Look what we've got here.

Corey, shame on you.

Come on, guys, we
shouldn't be hanging around

with such a bad
influence like him.

Whoa, whoa!
Hold... Hold... hold it!

No one's goin' anywhere

'cause to me, looks like we got
a little sit-i-a-tion on our hands.

Uh, officer "buck,"

can I speak to you for a minute?

'Course you can, son.

Just step over there.
I'll be right with you.

Let me take care of
these fellers over here.

All right, boys,

don't move, and nobody
gets hurt, all right?!

Good, and you know what?

Just to let y'all know,

I got each of your
faces in my noggin.

I got what you call a photo-takin'
memory. Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap!

Git over there, cleptos!

Thank you very much.

Raven, what are you doing here?

I put the key chain back.

What about the watch?

I was trying to stop
Darryl from stealing it.

I'm not a thief, Raven.

So you mean to say that
the security guard in my vision

was actually me?

Yeah, that's a
new twist on things.

Who cares?

Let's just get out of here
before we both get in trouble.

True, that.

All right, son, you're
coming with me.

And the rest of ya...

Freeze! Git your hands up!

She wasn't talkin' to you.

I, too, am a security... Uh...

That uniform's
pretty big on you.

Yeah, yeah, it was
that new low-carb diet.

Ok, what have we got here?

Uh... uh... what... The code!

Is it a 402, 706?

I'd say we have a


What?! A swarm of bees?!

Oh, no, not a
swarm! Not a swarm!

Eh, well, I didn't
mean... I didn't... ooh.

Officer, Corey was the
one who was shopliftin'.

Shoplifting?

Uh, what do we call that?

We just call it shopliftin'.

I knew that.

Ok, you kids,
empty your pockets.

You heard the man...
I mean, the woman.

You're so strong,
so authoritative.

See, well, this one is innocent.

Ok, you can go.

The rest of you...

We're calling your parents.

You guys are in serious trouble.

Serious trouble!

All right, Watson,

I'll escort this one off the
premises. Good job, there.

Corey, I never
thought I'd say this,

but I am so proud of you.

I never thought I'd say this:

Thanks for havin' my back.

No problem.

Oh, wait.

I forgot.

I didn't pay for these.

Ow! Ohh yep, that was a 1027:

Mustache burn. Ow!

Let me at it! Aah!

Wait, wait, wait. Where's
it at? Where's it at?

Well, see, what had
happened, was, um...

What? Huh?

You tell her.

Hey, hey, hey. I can't
tell her what happened.

It was too horrible.

Oh, what happened?

Aw, man. You got
it wet, didn't you?

Well, it looked thirsty.

It doesn't drink, Chelse.

Uh, well, now it
doesn't do anything.

Maybe we should Bury it.

Maybe we should
sell it for parts.

Man, I didn't get


Well, uh, ray, we
took a picture with it.

If you want it, it's yours.

I can't see the thing.

Someone's thumb is in the lens.

Yeah, but ray, look
how happy we look.