02x12 - The Emma Squad
Posted: 07/25/14 06:18
But you're a lot more fun now.
For the first time in my life, I feel alive.
Well, I really like you now.
This is really great.
You're really great.
How could you?
I can explain.
He's a slimy, weasely wizard who lies, cheats, steals...
Whoa, whoa.
Who?
Jax, who I just saw you kissing.
No, I wasn't.
Yes, you were at the seven.
It looked like you two were on a date.
It wasn't me.
I was on date with Daniel.
It's our anniversary.
See, the t-3 dumped jell-o on Daniel as an anniversary present.
They give the best presents.
Wait a minute, I swear it was you.
At least it looked like a lot like the back of your head.
Didn't your mom say you were supposed to start wearing glasses?
Well, yeah.
But a future guardian in training can't wear glasses.
Well, anyway, it wasn't me.
Mm, I wonder who it was then.
♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪
You kissed Jax?
Was I not supposed to?
You didn't even stay until the end of dad's presentation, did you?
Of course I did.
Sort of.
We'll never have to do homework ever again.
First of all, I like doing homework.
Nerd.
Yes?
Not you.
Second, I can't have two clones running around.
If anyone finds out... Daniel or the council...
[Knocking at door]
Lily: Emma?
You two, get in my room.
Don't you mean our room?
We're the same person.
[Groans]
Lily: Emma?
It's Lily, open up.
Wait, I don't have to do everything you say.
In fact, why don't you go and I'll stay?
Lily: Finally.
Hey, Lily, what's up?
Hi, Emma.
Can we talk about what happened with Daniel?
I don't have a lot of time.
The council doesn't know I'm here.
Oh, that?
No worries, I'm over it.
All is forgiven.
Emma clone: Emma, it is I, your father.
[Laughs] Your dad sounds strange.
He... kinda sounds like you.
He has a cold, which is why we came home early.
And if he sees you here, it might get back to desdemona since she works for him now.
You're right.
I better go.
Thanks for stopping by.
[Laughing]
That's it.
I gotta get rid of you.
Really?
'Cause I was just thinking the same thing.
First thing tomorrow, I'm getting the reversal spell.
Now off to bed, before my dad comes home and sees you.
And brush our teeth.
Hey there, Emma.
Daniel.
Jax, great, I need to talk to you.
I need the reversal spell so I can get rid of my clone.
That's what you wanted to talk to me about?
My clone's out of control.
She made another clone.
She kissed you, she...
Wait, that was your clone, not you?
Of course it wasn't me.
The spell, please?
No.
What?
She was fun.
And she didn't have a problem with using her powers.
Now that's what I want in a chosen one.
So you're not going to help me?
Just go with it.
That's what the other better Emma would do.
I am the better Emma.
I'm the best Emma!
Everything okay?
Everything's just great.
What?
What?
Right... duck.
What was that?
I'm just getting psyched up for next period.
Geometry class?
Yes.
Octagons, trapezoids, polyhedrons.
Let's do it!
You alonsos really love math.
Mm-hmm.
Hello, who's in charge of the magic triage situations?
Both: What are you doing here?
I asked you first.
No, I asked you first.
You're...
Whoa, how are they doing that?
Are they sharing one brain?
No, I think they just hate each other the exact same amount.
Both: You're so bossy.
No, you're so bossy.
Tell me why you're here.
Stop the madness.
We're here because we have a magic question for nurse Lily.
Nurse Lily?
Oh, you know she left.
She's part of the witches council now.
Wait, Emma's guardian is now in the witches council?
That's so unfair.
Unfair is you having a smoothie maker in your locker.
What do we do now?
Well, as a future guardian in training, um, I'm happy to answer any magic questions you might have.
Fire away.
Fat chance.
Now tell us how to get to the council.
Sure thing.
Okay, so you just go straight down the hall.
Uh-huh.
And then you take a left.
And then you keep going until you see another left.
And then you take that left.
And then you take a right and then you...
[Knocking at door]
Maddie: Hey!
Man, I'm starving.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, I got you a sandwich and some oj.
When did you start wearing glasses?
Since like forever.
Um, just for reading.
But I can take them off.
No, I like them.
They make you look all studious.
[Heavy breathing]
Wow, you're... you're sweating like a lot.
What?
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I think I just ate a hot pepper.
Excuse me, I'm gonna go splash some cold water on my face.
Oh, wait, are you gonna help me rehearse my lines after school today?
Sure, of course.
Yeah, okay, bye.
Why did you tell Daniel that you... I...
We could meet after school?
Because he's dreamy.
I promised Andi we'd play our new videogame.
So cancel on Andi.
I can't.
She already suspects something's up, because she saw Jax kissing...
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry, but Daniel is really cute.
He is, isn't he?
Where are you going?
To meet Jax.
I saw him at school today after my little dip in the pool.
You owe me a phone.
You have your own phone?
No, wait, I don't think so.
I can figure this out.
You... you'll stay here and play videogames with Andi.
Ugh.
I'll tell Daniel that I have to reschedule.
And I'll go get the reversal spe...
Um, equation for my math homework.
Got it.
Have fun with that.
I'm bailing.
Jax is waiting.
No!
You're gonna stay here and not do anything.
And how are you gonna make me do that?
Like this.
Stay out of sight until I get back.
How dare you. You'll pay for this. Untie me.
I can't. Original Emma said not to.
She's not the original.
So you want to play videogames with Andi?
I hate videogames.
I wanna meet up with Daniel.
He's dreamy.
Honey, if you wanna impress him, you have got to stop gushing tropical rainstorm Emma out of your pours.
I can't.
Every time I even think of Daniel I...
Or I could talk to him for you.
Then once I lay the groundwork, we'll just switch.
Okay.
How do we do this?
First, untie me.
Then text Daniel.
Tell him you can meet him after all.
Ugh, I still have to play videogames with Andi.
Not necessarily.
Em, I'm so excited for this.
Wild west werewolf battle...
Namaste, sister Andi.
Welcome to the sanctuary of Alonso bliss.
What are you doing?
Being myself.
And being free.
It's totally swe-e-e-et.
Well, what's even more sweet is this game.
Oh, look at all the beautiful colors.
Okay.
Okay, well I'm gonna go to...
Pretty.
Emma, I can't see.
What is wrong with you?
Oh, but you can see, if only you look deep within.
Say it with me.
Om.
Om.
Om.
You're acting weird.
Look, if you don't wanna play videogames with me, just say so.
I don't.
But you do.
And I have the perfect solution.
So many places to go, people to see, I can't do it all, make another one of me.
Wild west werewolf battle.
Cool, can I play?
Can you guys turn the volume down?
I'm trying to read.
Andi?
Oh, hey, how was your errand?
What?
You said you had to run to do a quick errand.
Oh, yeah, I just had to have a quick chat with Jax.
Oh, did you ask him who's the girl he was kissing last night?
Yeah, yeah.
Just some random girl he met at... at the mall.
I mean, movies.
The mall of movies.
Are you sure it wasn't...
Her.
Or...
Her.
Or...
Her.
I picked you a bouquet.
Isn't nature wonderful?
I thought you'd be mad.
For making clones of yourself?
Hello, I'm a science fiction fanatic.
Plus, you ditched me and left me with the hippy one.
No, I didn't it.
I left you with the nerdy one, who must have made the hippy one.
You still left me with a fake you.
Wait, clones can make more clones?
Cool.
I mean, you know, cool in general, but bad for you.
I need to get rid of them, but Jax won't give me the reversal spell.
I just went and begged him again, but he still said no.
Why don't you just ask hex?
I did, but he's mad at me.
Here, hexy.
See?
Oh, hex, must be mad you've been misbehaving.
It's not me, it's the other emmas.
Yeah, but you created them, which means you're responsible for everything they do.
Like frankenstein and his monster.
You're saying I'm frankenstein?
It's a compliment.
[Phone beeps]
The bad Emma just told Daniel I... we could babysit the t-3 tonight.
So?
So it's my turn to make dinner, and I can't bail.
I'm still in the dad doghouse for skipping school.
I'll go.
I love children.
They're the flowers of our future.
Wait, hold up.
Bad Emma told who you could babysit?
Oh, no.
Thanks, I totally forgot my parents are going out, and I have rehearsal tonight.
It's no problem.
I still can't believe you can babysit the t-3 all by yourself?
It's like there's...
There's five of me?
Yeah.
Well... I'm just that good.
Well, if it isn't Mr. Romeo with his real-life Juliet.
Hi, coach d.
Inspiring him with your real-life romance, no doubt, mm?
I guess.
We can all learn from the lessons of Romeo and Juliet.
Love above all no matter who's trying to keep us apart.
Totally.
Oh, bravo, bravo.
Carry on, you love birds.
Coach d is right.
You are my real-life Juliet.
Ha, I think Juliet's lame.
You do?
Totally.
It's like stop wasting time chilling on the balcony waiting for some dude.
How about you sneak out, hop a bus to the city and go to the club?
T-3?
Is that mud?
Yes.
Amazing.
It is.
Yes.
You were expressing your true selves with nature's paint.
Wow, she really gets us.
But now there's only one thing to do.
We know, take showers.
Accessorize.
[Laughing]
And thrive thy soul.
A thousand times good night.
Thy text me later good sir.
How about a sword fight?
Between Romeo and Juliet?
Yes.
Let's liven things up a bit, raise the stakes.
How about a taekwondo duel?
I love it.
Romeo and Juliet face off in a series of battles.
Swords, taekwondo, mai thai boxing until they finally live happily ever after, mm.
You do know that Romeo and Juliet, well, they die at the end?
What?
You haven't read the entire play?
No.
But I assumed that Shakespeare knew what he was doing.
Did the Millers come home already?
No, but those kids are such angels.
They don't need anyone watching them.
What?
Is that mud in your hair and popcorn?
Oh, yes.
The t-3 are amazing with the organic arts.
The organic arts?
Oh, no.
What happened?
Our masterpiece, remember?
We're letting our inner artist out.
Yeah, it's... great.
But it's getting too cluttered.
Let's call it a day, shall we?
You're right, let's leave it the way it is.
Great, now showers before your parents get home.
Run!
A mess like this, it can't be seen, make this place completely clean.
Daniel, you're home.
Yeah, I just got out of rehearsal.
How was...
It was fine, the usual.
I gotta run though.
What do you want?
Nice jacket.
I need your he... hel... [clears throat]
Help?
You said it, I didn't.
With what?
My spells.
I can't get them to work all the way.
Ah, I think you'll have to show me.
Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside down.
See?
Yes, yes, that totally happened to me when my powers first came back.
So what did you do?
There's a few things that worked for me.
First, make the ugliest face you possibly can.
What? No.
You want your powers to work or not?
[Sighs]
Okay, now hold that face and try casting the spell again.
Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside down.
It worked.
Show me some other ways.
Try jumping up and down as you cast as spell on one leg.
Okay.
Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside...
[Laughs]
Were you just... wait, you were doing the spell, too, and made all that stuff up just to humiliate me?
[Laughs] The face, the jumping.
Too much.
Oh, I am gonna get you.
[Laughing]
You are unbelievable.
Do you ever listen to yourself?
Take a listen.
"You are unbelievable."
All hail, Andi, hex whisperer extraordinaire.
Oh, okay, which one of you is the real Emma?
Both: I am.
No, I am.
You're not, I am.
Hey, Emma, I finally got the hex to open up.
Now we can get rid of all of these clones.
Yes.
No.
Busted.
How did you do it?
My supreme powers of persuasion.
Okay, fine, I tickle tortured him until he opened up.
Now let's get rid of all these emmas.
You can't do that.
Yeah, and who's gonna stop her?
Me and the rest of us.
Right, guys?
Um, I could go either way.
Will I not get to see Daniel anymore?
Chill, everyone, just go with the flow.
[Indistinct chatter]
Emma?
All: Yes.
For the first time in my life, I feel alive.
Well, I really like you now.
This is really great.
You're really great.
How could you?
I can explain.
He's a slimy, weasely wizard who lies, cheats, steals...
Whoa, whoa.
Who?
Jax, who I just saw you kissing.
No, I wasn't.
Yes, you were at the seven.
It looked like you two were on a date.
It wasn't me.
I was on date with Daniel.
It's our anniversary.
See, the t-3 dumped jell-o on Daniel as an anniversary present.
They give the best presents.
Wait a minute, I swear it was you.
At least it looked like a lot like the back of your head.
Didn't your mom say you were supposed to start wearing glasses?
Well, yeah.
But a future guardian in training can't wear glasses.
Well, anyway, it wasn't me.
Mm, I wonder who it was then.
♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪
You kissed Jax?
Was I not supposed to?
You didn't even stay until the end of dad's presentation, did you?
Of course I did.
Sort of.
We'll never have to do homework ever again.
First of all, I like doing homework.
Nerd.
Yes?
Not you.
Second, I can't have two clones running around.
If anyone finds out... Daniel or the council...
[Knocking at door]
Lily: Emma?
You two, get in my room.
Don't you mean our room?
We're the same person.
[Groans]
Lily: Emma?
It's Lily, open up.
Wait, I don't have to do everything you say.
In fact, why don't you go and I'll stay?
Lily: Finally.
Hey, Lily, what's up?
Hi, Emma.
Can we talk about what happened with Daniel?
I don't have a lot of time.
The council doesn't know I'm here.
Oh, that?
No worries, I'm over it.
All is forgiven.
Emma clone: Emma, it is I, your father.
[Laughs] Your dad sounds strange.
He... kinda sounds like you.
He has a cold, which is why we came home early.
And if he sees you here, it might get back to desdemona since she works for him now.
You're right.
I better go.
Thanks for stopping by.
[Laughing]
That's it.
I gotta get rid of you.
Really?
'Cause I was just thinking the same thing.
First thing tomorrow, I'm getting the reversal spell.
Now off to bed, before my dad comes home and sees you.
And brush our teeth.
Hey there, Emma.
Daniel.
Jax, great, I need to talk to you.
I need the reversal spell so I can get rid of my clone.
That's what you wanted to talk to me about?
My clone's out of control.
She made another clone.
She kissed you, she...
Wait, that was your clone, not you?
Of course it wasn't me.
The spell, please?
No.
What?
She was fun.
And she didn't have a problem with using her powers.
Now that's what I want in a chosen one.
So you're not going to help me?
Just go with it.
That's what the other better Emma would do.
I am the better Emma.
I'm the best Emma!
Everything okay?
Everything's just great.
What?
What?
Right... duck.
What was that?
I'm just getting psyched up for next period.
Geometry class?
Yes.
Octagons, trapezoids, polyhedrons.
Let's do it!
You alonsos really love math.
Mm-hmm.
Hello, who's in charge of the magic triage situations?
Both: What are you doing here?
I asked you first.
No, I asked you first.
You're...
Whoa, how are they doing that?
Are they sharing one brain?
No, I think they just hate each other the exact same amount.
Both: You're so bossy.
No, you're so bossy.
Tell me why you're here.
Stop the madness.
We're here because we have a magic question for nurse Lily.
Nurse Lily?
Oh, you know she left.
She's part of the witches council now.
Wait, Emma's guardian is now in the witches council?
That's so unfair.
Unfair is you having a smoothie maker in your locker.
What do we do now?
Well, as a future guardian in training, um, I'm happy to answer any magic questions you might have.
Fire away.
Fat chance.
Now tell us how to get to the council.
Sure thing.
Okay, so you just go straight down the hall.
Uh-huh.
And then you take a left.
And then you keep going until you see another left.
And then you take that left.
And then you take a right and then you...
[Knocking at door]
Maddie: Hey!
Man, I'm starving.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, I got you a sandwich and some oj.
When did you start wearing glasses?
Since like forever.
Um, just for reading.
But I can take them off.
No, I like them.
They make you look all studious.
[Heavy breathing]
Wow, you're... you're sweating like a lot.
What?
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I think I just ate a hot pepper.
Excuse me, I'm gonna go splash some cold water on my face.
Oh, wait, are you gonna help me rehearse my lines after school today?
Sure, of course.
Yeah, okay, bye.
Why did you tell Daniel that you... I...
We could meet after school?
Because he's dreamy.
I promised Andi we'd play our new videogame.
So cancel on Andi.
I can't.
She already suspects something's up, because she saw Jax kissing...
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry, but Daniel is really cute.
He is, isn't he?
Where are you going?
To meet Jax.
I saw him at school today after my little dip in the pool.
You owe me a phone.
You have your own phone?
No, wait, I don't think so.
I can figure this out.
You... you'll stay here and play videogames with Andi.
Ugh.
I'll tell Daniel that I have to reschedule.
And I'll go get the reversal spe...
Um, equation for my math homework.
Got it.
Have fun with that.
I'm bailing.
Jax is waiting.
No!
You're gonna stay here and not do anything.
And how are you gonna make me do that?
Like this.
Stay out of sight until I get back.
How dare you. You'll pay for this. Untie me.
I can't. Original Emma said not to.
She's not the original.
So you want to play videogames with Andi?
I hate videogames.
I wanna meet up with Daniel.
He's dreamy.
Honey, if you wanna impress him, you have got to stop gushing tropical rainstorm Emma out of your pours.
I can't.
Every time I even think of Daniel I...
Or I could talk to him for you.
Then once I lay the groundwork, we'll just switch.
Okay.
How do we do this?
First, untie me.
Then text Daniel.
Tell him you can meet him after all.
Ugh, I still have to play videogames with Andi.
Not necessarily.
Em, I'm so excited for this.
Wild west werewolf battle...
Namaste, sister Andi.
Welcome to the sanctuary of Alonso bliss.
What are you doing?
Being myself.
And being free.
It's totally swe-e-e-et.
Well, what's even more sweet is this game.
Oh, look at all the beautiful colors.
Okay.
Okay, well I'm gonna go to...
Pretty.
Emma, I can't see.
What is wrong with you?
Oh, but you can see, if only you look deep within.
Say it with me.
Om.
Om.
Om.
You're acting weird.
Look, if you don't wanna play videogames with me, just say so.
I don't.
But you do.
And I have the perfect solution.
So many places to go, people to see, I can't do it all, make another one of me.
Wild west werewolf battle.
Cool, can I play?
Can you guys turn the volume down?
I'm trying to read.
Andi?
Oh, hey, how was your errand?
What?
You said you had to run to do a quick errand.
Oh, yeah, I just had to have a quick chat with Jax.
Oh, did you ask him who's the girl he was kissing last night?
Yeah, yeah.
Just some random girl he met at... at the mall.
I mean, movies.
The mall of movies.
Are you sure it wasn't...
Her.
Or...
Her.
Or...
Her.
I picked you a bouquet.
Isn't nature wonderful?
I thought you'd be mad.
For making clones of yourself?
Hello, I'm a science fiction fanatic.
Plus, you ditched me and left me with the hippy one.
No, I didn't it.
I left you with the nerdy one, who must have made the hippy one.
You still left me with a fake you.
Wait, clones can make more clones?
Cool.
I mean, you know, cool in general, but bad for you.
I need to get rid of them, but Jax won't give me the reversal spell.
I just went and begged him again, but he still said no.
Why don't you just ask hex?
I did, but he's mad at me.
Here, hexy.
See?
Oh, hex, must be mad you've been misbehaving.
It's not me, it's the other emmas.
Yeah, but you created them, which means you're responsible for everything they do.
Like frankenstein and his monster.
You're saying I'm frankenstein?
It's a compliment.
[Phone beeps]
The bad Emma just told Daniel I... we could babysit the t-3 tonight.
So?
So it's my turn to make dinner, and I can't bail.
I'm still in the dad doghouse for skipping school.
I'll go.
I love children.
They're the flowers of our future.
Wait, hold up.
Bad Emma told who you could babysit?
Oh, no.
Thanks, I totally forgot my parents are going out, and I have rehearsal tonight.
It's no problem.
I still can't believe you can babysit the t-3 all by yourself?
It's like there's...
There's five of me?
Yeah.
Well... I'm just that good.
Well, if it isn't Mr. Romeo with his real-life Juliet.
Hi, coach d.
Inspiring him with your real-life romance, no doubt, mm?
I guess.
We can all learn from the lessons of Romeo and Juliet.
Love above all no matter who's trying to keep us apart.
Totally.
Oh, bravo, bravo.
Carry on, you love birds.
Coach d is right.
You are my real-life Juliet.
Ha, I think Juliet's lame.
You do?
Totally.
It's like stop wasting time chilling on the balcony waiting for some dude.
How about you sneak out, hop a bus to the city and go to the club?
T-3?
Is that mud?
Yes.
Amazing.
It is.
Yes.
You were expressing your true selves with nature's paint.
Wow, she really gets us.
But now there's only one thing to do.
We know, take showers.
Accessorize.
[Laughing]
And thrive thy soul.
A thousand times good night.
Thy text me later good sir.
How about a sword fight?
Between Romeo and Juliet?
Yes.
Let's liven things up a bit, raise the stakes.
How about a taekwondo duel?
I love it.
Romeo and Juliet face off in a series of battles.
Swords, taekwondo, mai thai boxing until they finally live happily ever after, mm.
You do know that Romeo and Juliet, well, they die at the end?
What?
You haven't read the entire play?
No.
But I assumed that Shakespeare knew what he was doing.
Did the Millers come home already?
No, but those kids are such angels.
They don't need anyone watching them.
What?
Is that mud in your hair and popcorn?
Oh, yes.
The t-3 are amazing with the organic arts.
The organic arts?
Oh, no.
What happened?
Our masterpiece, remember?
We're letting our inner artist out.
Yeah, it's... great.
But it's getting too cluttered.
Let's call it a day, shall we?
You're right, let's leave it the way it is.
Great, now showers before your parents get home.
Run!
A mess like this, it can't be seen, make this place completely clean.
Daniel, you're home.
Yeah, I just got out of rehearsal.
How was...
It was fine, the usual.
I gotta run though.
What do you want?
Nice jacket.
I need your he... hel... [clears throat]
Help?
You said it, I didn't.
With what?
My spells.
I can't get them to work all the way.
Ah, I think you'll have to show me.
Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside down.
See?
Yes, yes, that totally happened to me when my powers first came back.
So what did you do?
There's a few things that worked for me.
First, make the ugliest face you possibly can.
What? No.
You want your powers to work or not?
[Sighs]
Okay, now hold that face and try casting the spell again.
Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside down.
It worked.
Show me some other ways.
Try jumping up and down as you cast as spell on one leg.
Okay.
Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside...
[Laughs]
Were you just... wait, you were doing the spell, too, and made all that stuff up just to humiliate me?
[Laughs] The face, the jumping.
Too much.
Oh, I am gonna get you.
[Laughing]
You are unbelievable.
Do you ever listen to yourself?
Take a listen.
"You are unbelievable."
All hail, Andi, hex whisperer extraordinaire.
Oh, okay, which one of you is the real Emma?
Both: I am.
No, I am.
You're not, I am.
Hey, Emma, I finally got the hex to open up.
Now we can get rid of all of these clones.
Yes.
No.
Busted.
How did you do it?
My supreme powers of persuasion.
Okay, fine, I tickle tortured him until he opened up.
Now let's get rid of all these emmas.
You can't do that.
Yeah, and who's gonna stop her?
Me and the rest of us.
Right, guys?
Um, I could go either way.
Will I not get to see Daniel anymore?
Chill, everyone, just go with the flow.
[Indistinct chatter]
Emma?
All: Yes.