02x02 - Don't Have a Cow

[bunniefuu]

Oh, hey, how you
doing? What's up?

Check it out. What do you think?

You know what, Eddie?

I like it, 'cause it takes
a lot of confidence

to rock a man purse.

No, it's not a man purse.

It's actually a
cute little invitation

to Alana's Halloween party.

You got invited to her party?

Oh, just once I would like to
see what all the hype is about.

That is always the
hottest party of the year.

Well, since I'm in, I'm sure

you'll be getting
your pumpkins, too.

Mm-mm, no. Let me tell you why.

'Cause Alana's hated
me since the fourth grade.

And by association,
my girl chill.

Sorry about that, girl.
It's all right.

So how did Eddie get invited?

Brother's got connections.

And bruises.

Hey, loca. Muffy.

Alana, thanks for the invite.

Oh, fyi... Raven and I

haven't quite received
our invitations yet.

Muffy, is she talking to me?

Alana feels that if you
have something to say, don't.

Listen, Alana.

We wouldn't want
to come to your party

even you begged us.

Or asked us nicely.

I mean, you can give us a
little winky-wink between girls.

What's up, girl?

Tu eres una persona tan rara.

You are weird, Baxter.

Well, if my friends
aren't going,

then I'm not going.

Oh, you're going.

I'll bring the corn chips.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

You know, Rae,

I don't even think

Alana's party's
going to be all that.

You know, you're probably right.

Yeah.

It's probably going

to be noisy, crowded,

the food, you know,

is going to just taste nasty.

Yeah.

I hope not.

She's having it here.

What?!

Yeah, she rented out

the whole place for Halloween.

Okay...

enjoy your food.

One regular burger,
one veggie burger.

Wait, wait a second.

You're going to be
working for Alana?

Well, yeah.

I mean, my manager's
covering for me that night.

You know, I'm
actually going to go

trick-or-treating with
Corey like I do every year.

Dad, you know that Chelsea
and I aren't invited to this party.

I thought the whole
school was invited.

Everybody's walking
around with those pumpkins,

and I mean everybody.

Kids you wouldn't even think.

Like-like, nerds and dweebs

and doofuses

and geeks...

you know what?

Dad, we get the point.

Oh, I'm sorry,
baby. I didn't know.

It's okay.

I'll cancel if you want me to.

No, it's okay. Go ahead.

Good, 'cause I already
cashed the check.

Chelsea,

you know Alana
picked my dad's place

just to spite us.

Mmm, I don't know.

I think she might
have picked this place

because the food's
great, you know?

This vegi-burger is seriously

the best burger I've ever had.

It's juicy, it's
delicious, you know?

It's meat, it's meat!

Oh, my gosh, it's meat!

Oh, that's terrible!

I know.

I almost ate something healthy.

Okay, hello, hi.

I'm a vegetarian.

I just ate a cow.

A living animal,
okay, with a face.

Chelse, it was an accident.

Well, I know that,
I know, I know.

It's just, well...
It tastes so good.

I mean, how can something
so wrong taste so right?

Whoa!

Whoo, scared myself.

Well, well, look
at you, tough guy.

You been working out?

Back off, puny man.

Well, don't hurt yourself,

tough guy, because

♪ we are going
trick-or-treating. ♪

Dad, have a seat.

What's up, son?

I think it's time
we had... The talk.

Tonya!

Not that talk.

I think

it's time I went out trick-
or-treating with my friends.

Oh... you mean

you want to go without me.

Tonya.

Okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it's okay, son.

I mean, I always knew
this day would come.

I just wish it would have come

before I put on
this stupid costume.

That's William.

Guess what I am.

A remote control!

And I'm totally functional.

Please observe your TV.

Uh-oh.

I may need to
rewire my circuitry.

Would you come on?

There's candy out there!

Have fun, son.

Master,

I have the treats
for the victims.

I mean, the children.

Great, I'll help
you hand them out.

Hey, aren't you going
trick-or-treating with Corey?

No. He decided to go
trick-or-treating without me.

Well, tell you what:

How about mama takes
you trick-or-treating?

Oh, please. Don't
treat me like a child.

Fine. We'll stay home.

No, I want to get my own candy!

I meant... Come
on, woman, let's go!

"Cow... cow... where art thou?

"You're in my stomach now.

Cow... cow... tell me how I
accidentally made you chow."

Chelse, I'll tell you how, okay?

My daddy got the order mixed up.

So you got that, cow?

Forgive her now.

Can we talk about
something else somehow?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Oh, you can always mope

about not being
invited to Alana's party.

Uh-uh.

No chance.

We are not going to mope.

All right, we are
not going to whine.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

We are going to make

our own fun right here now.

Say yeah!

Yeah, we are! Yeah!

We are going to go through
my grandma viv's old trunk.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Okay, maybe I built it up

a little bit too much.

A little bit.

But it is really
cool. Check it out.

Now, you know my grandma viv.

She's psychic, too,

and she's totally into
all this paranormal stuff.

She got her tarot cards.

Oh. That's cool, huh?

Oh, Rae, look!

A book of potions,
spells and incantations.

Ooh, come on, come
on, let's look at it.

All right.

Oh, Rae, look, there's
spells for everything.

Oh, my gosh, look!

"All-around wishing spell."

We could wish for
whatever we want.

Okay, so what's next?

Oh, okay, um,
"a feather of bird."

Ooh.

Uh, "three small stones."

Um... ooh... ooh...

"and one single strand
of a maiden's hair."

Girl, why are you looking at me?

I just got my hair
dibbed, please.

Well, come on, don't look at me.

Oh, chocolate furniture!

Oh, where? Ow!

Ch-ch-ch-Chelsea...
I think it's working.

Oh, come on, come
on, make a wish!

Okay, okay.

Um, just something simple.

Yes.

Um, oh!

I wish we were
invited to Alana's party.

Yes!

Hmm...

Okay, well... Check
this out real quick.

We got to say the magic words.

Uh... Duh!

Nuh.

Please and thank you.

"Please and thank you"?

From the book!

Magic words.

"Bubble and boil, o magic stew,

make our special
wish come true."

Oh!

Baxter residence.

Raven... It's Alana.

I don't know why
I'm saying this,

but I want to invite you
and Chelsea to my party.

We... we're invited!

We're invited to the party?

Uh, yes.

But if Alana weren't in a
weird trance-like state right now,

she'd probably do this:

The spell... I think it worked.

Oh, gr-gr-great. Let's
make another wish.

Come on, come on!

We want to be the
most popular girls

at the party.

Yes, yes.

Oh, and have the best costumes.

Yes, yes!

And we want all
eyes to be on us.

Yes.

"Bubble and boil, o magic stew,

make our special
wish come true!"

Oh, thank you so much.

We got to get some costumes.

Oh, you're right. Costumes.

Chelse... Who am I?

The queen of... Flannel.

Hearts, Chelse.

The queen of hearts.

Okay, but Rae,
if I don't get it,

hello... no one will.

Ooh, Rae, let's find
me a costume now.

Okay.

Rae, what are you wearing?

Are those cow ears?

That is so like you, holding
out on the good costume.

What?

I have cow ears!
I have cow ears!

How did I get cow ears?

Stop it!

It's not a costume, Chelse!

Oh, Rae, come on!

Like I couldn't
pull those ears off!

Oh, oh, Rae, Rae,
they moved, they moved!

Your cow ears moved!

Oh!

Whoa, how did you do that?

I don't know, Chelse.

I didn't do it.

Ah, they're moving
by themselves.

Chelse, oh, my goodness!

Okay, we have to calm down!

Yes, yes, you're right!

We have to-to sit
down and think about it!

Yeah, good idea.

Ow! What?

Gosh, you're sitting on my tail.

Sorry about that. It's okay.

Tail?! Tail?!

Why... why couldn't
I just get, like, a zit

like everyone else?

Hello. I have a zit and a tail!

Yeah, Chelsea, I wouldn't
worry about that zit.

Rae, I'm scared.

I know, me, too, but do you
know what I'm really afraid of?

That you have a tail, too?

You know me all too well.

I've got a tail!

Rae, look at our ears!

Rae, are you up there?

It's Eddie.

What are we going to do?

We can't let him
see us like this.

Yes, right... um...

Eddie, we'll be right down.

All right, just move your tails.

Ew, that's nasty.

That tastes like feet.

Disgusting.

Yeah, that's definitely feet.

Hey, hey, hey, Eddie, what's up?

Yeah, hey, hey,
how's it going, man?

So, I heard you guys got
invited to Alana's party,

and I thought that maybe
we could all go over together.

Oh, oh.

Yes. That's so sweet.

That is so...

Oh... no.

You two are acting
weirder than usual.

Well, it's not 'cause

we've changed or
anything in any way.

I mean, every...
Every part of us

is exactly as weird
as it has always been.

Oh!

Rae, your tail... Oh!

You know what, Eddie?

It's the last minute, man,

and we really got to get to
get our costumes together,

so bye-bye.

Wait, wait, wait.

Rae, this book will go great
with my sorcerer's costume.

Oh, okay, well,
take it, it's yours.

Just mo...

Did you just moo?

Me? Moo?

Nooo.

Whatever. I'll see y'all later.

Okay.

Oh, Chelsea, we really
got to fix something.

We did something
horrible with that spell.

I know, but maybe, maybe
we put in the wrong ingredients.

Well, check it out,
girl, before I moo again.

Okay, um, um...

We were... we were
making, you know, wishing

for a bunch of stuff,
and, um... and...

Oh, no.

Funny story.

This must have fallen in when
we were making our wishes.

You wished we were cows?

Why couldn't you

have been wearing
a Halle Berry button?

Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know.

Maybe if we check the
book, we can find a spell

to undo the spell.

A spell check... good thinking.

Yeah, good, good, good...

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Eddie has taken the book.

No, we are definitely
doo... Doomed.

We're not doomed
now, Chelsea, okay?

We just got to go
to Alana's party

and get the book back.

Okay, Rae, hello.

We cannot walk into a room
full of people looking like cows.

We can on Halloween.

Truuue!

This was the worst
Halloween ever.

Your costume set
off every car alarm

and home security
system in the neighborhood.

I wanted to rewire,

but no, you couldn't wait
to get your precious candy.

What candy?

Look what we got.

A stupid pack of breath mints.

And three pennies.

They threw those at us.

Make the noise stop, master.

Thank you.

Success!

Success!

Oh, snap!

Uh-uh-uh.

What uh-uh-uh?

That's your father's candy.

You have to ask permission.

Dad?

Well, looks like you two
did have a rough night.

Go for it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Is something wrong
with the candy?

No. It just doesn't
taste as sweet.

Maybe because you
didn't get it with your father.

No.

It's sugar-free.

But, dad...

I did miss
trick-or-treating with you.

I'm sorry.

Can we do it next year?

Next year?

With all that candy
still out there?

Come on.

Come on, William.

Really?

Just don't touch yourself.

Hey, ho!

Hey, ho!

Hey, ho! Hey...

No! No!

Our noses... Our noses...

Actually, Rae, technically
they're called snouts.

Whatever!

It's getting worse.

We've got to find Eddie

and get that spell.

Yeah, you're right.

Hey, Chelse...

Chelse!

Listen to me.

You are not a cow.

You are a human being.

Yeah, I know, but Rae,
that was some good hat.

Listen, let's just get
some refreshments

while we wait for
Eddie, all right?

I have hooves!

Chelsea!

Oh, sorry, Rae.

Just needed something
to wash down that hat.

Where'd you get that gum?

It's not gum.

It's cud.

Ew! Ew!

Oh, Eddie! Eddie!

We need that book!

Hurry up and find the spell.

Okay, hold on, Rae.

I only have two hooves.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let me guess...
you two are cows.

That's slick.

It's... Truuue.

We really are cows.

Hey, get out of here.

Did you find it?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-mm.

And it's... Goooood.

People...

May I have your
attention please?

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ ooh, yeah... ♪

Yo, cut the noise!

Thank you.

Okay, it's time for the
results of the costume contest.

So before we announce
who won first place,

which we all know
will be Alana...

Just for giggles...

let's see who came in second.

Alana?

What?! Impossible!

This is my party!

I always win!

No puede ser. Idejame ver esto!

Alana is super-angry in Spanish.

Well, if I'm second...
Then who's first?

Raven and Chelsea?!

Well, we got our wish.

Yep. All eyes are on us.

Might as well milk it.

No! Don't eat that.

I just had a vision.

Okay, save it, Rae, I'm hungry.

No, no, no, no.

It's meat.

My dad accidentally

switched the burgers.

Whoa.

Man, do you know what
would have happened

if I'd eaten that?

Actually, yes, Chelse, okay?

It was in my vision.

We had ears and tails
and snouts and m-m-m...

Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae,
Rae, relax, okay?

I didn't actually eat it.

Man, don't have a cow.

Master... The house is quiet.

The children are sleeping.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

I believe I am.

Candy! Candy!