05x04 - Bad b*tches Don't Cry

[bunniefuu]

["What You Came For" by Ophelia X plays]

♪ They've taken their seats now ♪

♪ I can hear them whispering
They're ready for a show ♪

♪ Did you all come here
Just to see me fall apart? ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

[Heather] I left my kids.

-I've been here for over an hour.
-Okay.

-Okay.
-You invited me to be here,

and I opened up to come here
and have a talk with you.

Don't tell me to chill.

-You're late.
-Okay. Got it.

Own up to what you do and say sorry.
That's all you need to do.

Yes, I'm late. I-- I recognize that.

I'm-- I'm sorry I'm late.

I had, like, a f*cking horrible reaction.

-Okay.
-My eye's on fire right now.

Um, so, I apologize. [chuckles]

Um…

Well… I mean--

I know we have a lot to talk about,

and I'm happy to, like, be
sitting here with you one-on-one.

There's just been so much sh*t
over the last few years.

You and I have not had
a friendship for a long time.

Then I hear you want a friendship with me
and you wanna move past things,

but I don't see that
your actions are proving that to me.

Sorry you feel that way.

It's hard for me to, like, believe you

when you send me this huge,
extravagant flower arrangement.

Like, was that genuine, you know?

Yeah, 100%.

You know, my mind goes to,
"Well, is she being honest?"

"Does she really care about me?"

I hope it was genuine.

It wasn't just
to bring attention onto you.

It was not my intention at all.
I assure you.

I said, like, "An H and T and a heart."

Um…

I didn't say, "Make it eight feet tall."

You know, I wanted you to know…

You're about to get married,
I'm excited for you.

And I just wanted to, like,
clear the air and clean the slate.

I need to really, kind of, think on this.

It's like, I-- I don't have time
for negativity and drama

and wondering if I can trust you,
if you're gonna say something bad about me

or say something
about people I care about.

You don't give a f*ck about me,
about Mary, about Davina,

about any of these girls that have
been your friends and had your back.

Okay.

So, I think it's just…
Like, it's been enough.

We're all wondering,
"Why is she doing these things?"

Everyone does stuff,

everyone picks and picks
and picks and picks.

But you're the root of everything.

You've tortured a lot of people.

I saw Mary go through a lot
of emotions in a friendship with you,

and then she has to read that, you know,
you said your relationship was surface.

And you talk sh*t about Tarek and I,
and you keep saying things.

Like with Chrishell.

If you keep saying mean things,
she's never gonna respect you.

You said things about her and Jason.

I didn't say anything about her and Jason.

-I read things.
-Please go on.

I'll explain anything you want.

You said he's always had
good taste in women,

but I guess that's,
you know, that's not true anymore.

That's hilarious. I did say that.

-Christine.
-But honestly, it's hilarious.

It's not funny to people,

and when people already
don't like you and then you're mean,

how do you expect her to get to a place…

Well, she was never nice to me.
So, it was easy.

Well, I was there from the very beginning.

You were not nice to her
from the beginning.

Yeah.

We want to feel truth from you.

If everyone thinks
you're still lying or not being truthful,

it's hard to move past things.

-Yeah.
-So, just put yourself in their shoes.

Cheap shoes.

-[sighs] Whose?
-Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

They all have beautiful shoes.

If Christine keeps trying
to cover her hurt with humor,

she's not gonna repair friendships,
because humor doesn't fix everything.

Honesty and loyalty fixes things.

I know that you've suffered with
insecurities and with a lot of things,

and is that where this is coming from?

I mean, is there a reason why
you are always on the defense?

I wish I knew.

I-- I really don't know. I wish I knew.

And I don't want to be that way.
I don't want to feel that way.

Through all the sh*t you went through
with the girls, I was your friend,

and I was always very open.

Yeah.

And now you're losing all your friends.

And I can't have you at my wedding.

It's for people supportive
of me and Tarek, and you have not been.

-A hundred percent. I know. I get it.
-And, you know, I hate that.

It hasn't been easy for me, either.

You're the only girl
I actually care about.

[scoffs] Legitimately.

The other b*tches,
I'm like, "I don't give a f*ck about you."

Don't get upset.

I care about you. I do.

And it's been upsetting me.

You know, I will do anything
to repair this friendship.

You have my word.

[melancholy pop music plays]

[music fades]

["That New Thing" by lunaluxe plays]

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Listen up
All eyes on me ♪

♪ I'll show you who
You wanna be ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, hey… ♪

[Mary] Okay, you guys. Um…

Davina is actually
with a client right now,

so let's go ahead
and just, um, start the team meeting.

-[Heather] Cool.
-[Chrishell] Okay, boss! [laughs]

[Emma] Dogs everywhere.

[Heather] I love that
it's an all-girls meeting today.

[Mary] I know, right?

♪ Talk of the town… ♪

So, Jason and Brett wanted me
to just kinda get an update from everybody

so I know what's going on
and see where you're all at.

Who wants to go first?

Okay, so, we have
an offer out for my client, Patrick,

who's selling the house for Sierra Mar.

They're at 21, we're at 19.
I think we're gonna land around 20.

-[Heather] Amazing.
-Good job. Wow. That is incredible.

I have my listing up on the Bird Streets,

on Nightingale for eight-nine-nine-five.

My client Jamie will be coming in tomorrow
so I can pitch some renovation ideas.

Honestly,
there's a lot you can do with it.

So, it could be worth a lot more.

Love it. Um, Chrishell?

Well, you guys know,
you were all at the house

in Woodland Hills
with my client, Thomas Bryant,

and so that one closed,

and I'm so excited to say we finally
closed on his new house on Grand View.

It's a five-million-dollar house.
It's so gorgeous. He's so happy.

[Mary] You did it.

Good job, Chrishell.

Do I get to ring the bell
for Thomas Bryant's house?

Absolutely. Yes.

Okay, sorry. I'm not as polite.
There you go.

[Amanza] Ready.

[Chrishell] Ah!

No one is more enthusiastic
than you ringing that thing.

[Chrishell] Seriously!

I can't hear anymore with these b*tches
and their damn bell-ringing.

Which is more obnoxious,
Chrishell or the bell?

[whines under breath]

No, Chrishell.

I'm actually working on
one more listing with Brett

on Maple in Beverly Hills in the Flats.

-It's super gorgeous.
-[Maya] It's a great location.

[Chrishell] It's a $10 million house.

It's…

It… it needed a few things,
but now we just got the staging in there,

and it looks absolutely stunning.

The photos came out amazing.
So, I'm gonna be doing an open house.

[Heather] The style?

[Christine] Pizza or Italian…

[Chrishell] I'd love
for you guys to see it.

…or Mr. Chow, question mark.

Houses don't open up in that area often,
so I'd love for you guys to check it out.

Absolutely. We'll all be there.
It'd be good for everybody to go.

-[Heather] Yeah. Definitely.
-I love that area too. Congratulations.

[Mary] You're on fire.

-Thanks.
-[Vanessa] Yeah, congrats.

[Mary] Okay… Um… Vanessa.

Yeah. Well, I don't have
much going on right now,

but I'm gonna hustle

and I'm gonna get some listings
for next, uh, meeting.

Fingers crossed. [laughs]

I wish my career was happening faster,
and I wish I had more listings,

and I wish I can have
more things to bring to the office,

but, unfortunately,
it's-- it's-- it's not easy.

Jason's dad is actually
getting ready to list his house.

And so I know Jason's down in OC a lot,
so why don't I bring you onto that?

Great views, um, pool,

but it's probably going to need
a little bit of zhuzhing up.

I know it can be really tough
building up a list of clients,

and I know Vanessa
can be a really good agent.

She just needs a little more experience

and some help
to meet clients through listings.

-I'd love that. Thank you, Mary.
-Absolutely.

I'm familiar with that house.

Jason and Brett used to live there.
That's actually where I met them.

-That's where you met them?
-They had a Super Bowl party 20 years ago.

So, who met Jason and Brett first?

-Amanza.
-And then she introduced you?

[Mary] Yeah. I went
to a barbecue at her house,

and Jason and Brett were there.

They were still attorneys at the time.

[Amanza] And then fast forward,

-like, seven years later after that…
-[Mary] Uh-huh…

Then I reintroduced you and Jason.
That's when you guys got together.

-[Mary] Yeah.
-[Heather & Emma] Wow!

Twenty years.

[Amanza] Twenty years, I know.

Okay. Awkward.

Okay. Well, Christine?

Well, um, I have this beautiful property.

It's really gorgeous, stunning views,

and I think it would be really fun
to throw a little broker's event.

Thinking, like, "couture and caviar,"
you know? Something casual.

-I thought it'd be fun, to get people up.
-[Mary] Something casual?

Like the flowers you sent her at her--

-Very casual! You know me.
-That was very over-the-top.

[Heather chuckles]

I'm casual.
I don't know what you're talking about.

And then I met this agent.

Actually, I was at a brokers' event,

and she was really cool.

Her name's Chelsea,
and her and I just vibed really well.

So, I thought it would be fun
to have her come by the broker's open.

She can help me find a client,
because she promised she knows everyone,

and I would love for you to meet her,
see if you like her,

see if you think she'd be
a good fit for the brokerage.

Oh, so she wants to come here.

She… She would like to.

-[Mary] Everybody wants to come here.
-But I want you to meet her.

I feel like she might bring good listings,
and Jason said she was really smart. So…

But is she prettier than us?

[all laugh]

Amanza, nobody's prettier than you.

Oh, see, Mary?
That's why we're best friends.

[Chrishell] I have a question.

Does she actually sell real estate?
That's all we care about.

She was selling real estate
for about six years,

and then she had two babies,
so she took a year off,

and now she's trying to get back into it.

So, you don't need to argue with me.

I'm just asking.

Okay, Christine. So, I see that everything
went out the window with our chat we had.

What happened to playing nice
and being professional in the office?

Does she really sell real estate?

'Cause if you're the one recommending her,
I have reservations.

-So…
-Why are you being like this?

-Okay, I'm gonna continue.
-For so many reasons.

Um, I don't really know how I feel
about another agent coming.

-I'll meet her.
-[Christine] Yeah.

But we have a good group
right now, and we're all k*lling it.

So, Jason doesn't really
let new people in very often,

and I don't want
any more cat fights or anything.

So… Um, I'll meet her, though.

Okay.

[rhythmic pop music plays]

♪ I'm goin' in for the k*ll ♪

♪ Won't stop till I get my fill ♪

♪ Move fast ♪

♪ Big talk ♪

♪ Get ready for the feature film ♪

♪ One time for the underdog ♪

♪ I'm comin' right back like it's my job ♪

♪ Keep up ♪

♪ Don't fall ♪

♪ Bet you didn't think
That I could go this hard ♪

♪ How ya, how ya like me? ♪

♪ How ya, how ya like? ♪

♪ How ya, how ya like me now? ♪

[man] So, do you have
any colors, concepts?

You know me.
I'm either really skanky or really Barbie.

So, we'll just go for skanky Barbie.

Yeah, exactly.

You dress me all the time. You know.

-Hi! How are you? Oh my God.
-Hi! This is my girl, Chelsea.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi, Miss Fabulous.
-Hi, bitch!

Hi, honey. Chelsea.
Nice to meet you… Hi, darling.

So, these are my fabulous designers.
They do all my dresses for everything.

I figured this would be the perfect
place to find a dress for the event.

-Yeah.
-[Christine] Let's do it.

The only rule I have is
we have to show off my décolleté.

This area is my money,
and it needs to be seen,

so I don't want any high necks.

-Let's make a lot of money.
-[Christine] Let's do it!

Oh my God!

[laughs]

The caviar and couture
broker's open is so important,

'cause I'm meeting
all the ladies for the first time.

First impressions are
absolutely everything,

so this is just my time to wow everybody.

-[Christine] ♪ Duh, duh, duh! ♪
-Wait until you see yourself.

Oh my gosh.
I love seeing myself in any mirror.

-["We so Fly" by Emma Kern plays]
-Oh! It's beautiful!

This is gorgeous.

♪ Just wanna be lazy with my girls… ♪

The only thing, though, to note
is Beyoncé has worn this dress.

Well, I'm okay with that.

-[Walter laughs]
-♪ We so fly… ♪

-[Chelsea] Look at this dress.
-[Christine] Oh my goodness!

Yes!

You look gorgeous, babe.

-[Chelsea] This dress--
-Yes!

The rose gold is like a dream.

[Ryan] How do you feel about the sparkle?
Is it too much or too--

What? No such thing!

♪ I been lookin' so fine
Body like mine ♪

♪ Wearin' these boots thigh-high ♪

[Chelsea] I love this! [gasps]

-[Ryan] A little neon moment.
-Wow.

Oh my gosh. I love the yellow.

I think it's amazing. You look great.

I love this on you.

-[Chelsea] Step on the pedestal, bitch.
-[Christine] Yes.

This gives me like, very,
like, golden-Hollywood-era vibes.

I just look good in everything.
Honestly. [laughs]

I'll pick one of the dresses eventually.

Trying on dresses
and being here with you, it's so weird.

Last time I went dress shopping was
with Heather, picking my wedding dress,

and now she's using
my same dress designer.

They reached out to me, like,
"Hey, I wanna let you know,

Heather reached out to us."

"We just wanna clear this by you,
make sure this is okay."

I was like, "Yes, of course."

So, now, she's literally getting married,
and I'm not even invited to her wedding.

Wow. Okay.

It's really weird, but you know,
her and I had a sit-down the other day,

and I was having
an allergic reaction that day.

-Okay.
-Like, out of all the days.

So, I was late by, like,
probably, like, 45 minutes.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Was she pissed?

She was pissed. Yeah.

She just immediately jumped
on me like a little Chihuahua.

[imitates chihuahua barking]

You know? And I'm just like,
"Oh my God. Chill, chill, chill."

But her and I basically,
I feel like we're in, like,

a good place of moving forward,

'cause at least we're talking now.

I feel my friendship
with Heather can be repaired,

because her and I were so close,

and we loved each other a lot.

And I feel like maybe that's something
both of us will look back and realize.

Well, the main thing we have to do is

do an amazing job with this broker's open,
get you in front of Mary.

I want Mary to meet you
and see how amazing you are.

And I'm gonna meet the lady
that said that I'm not a real realtor?

Chrishell had some shade for sure.

I feel personally att*cked.

-You don't know me, bitch.
-I know, it's rude.

-So, I may have to check her.
-Yeah.

I may have to let her know
that I am a real agent,

and I'm a mother, and I'm a wife--

And we can do it all.

-And we look f*cking good doing it, honey.
-I can't wait.

-In couture.
-It's gonna be fun.

-Should we try on more?
-Yeah.

["Glow" by JoyBird plays]

♪ Gracious glow ♪

♪ I got that glow ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ I've got that glow ♪

♪ I've got that glow ♪

Tarek has organized a secret,
surprise birthday dinner for Heather.

As far as I know, he's done a great job
at making sure it's been kept a secret.

-She's coming right now.
-She's coming now.

[all] Surprise!

-She looks so cute!
-Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

[indistinct chatter]

[Chrishell] Heather, did you know?

No!

I've never had a surprise party.
I had no clue what was going on.

Tarek, like, completely threw me off.

It was just so special and so beautiful,

and so shocking and just so fun.

It's a fun day.

[both] I love you.

[Tina] How many times
a day do you guys kiss?

Well…

probably like 500,
but she makes me about 300.

So, 200 are by choice.

Always by choice.

Yeah. Like, that one was not by choice.

-Cheers!
-[Amanza] Cheers!

Yay!

Love you guys!

What was your birthday present?

Uh, like, I walked in to,
like, ten Dior boxes.

Purses, earrings, glasses,
shoes, you know.

-Oh… That's so sweet!
-[Heather] Yeah.

And then, just my whole life,
you know. [laughs]

-It's amazing.
-He's so romantic.

Is everyone showing up tomorrow to the--

-Christine's--
-Christine's broker open.

Are you guys all going?

I'm not planning on going, because we're
spending the day with the kids tomorrow.

Well, can I come with you?

[Heather] You wanna come with us?

I feel there's a certain part of me

that doesn't think that
she deserves all of us coming.

I get it. I have to put my boss face on
and be like, "Okay, but--"

It's for the brokerage.
Look at it that way.

I'll go just so I can bring the buyer
just to piss her off.

That's the spirit!

[laughs]

Emma, can you meet, eh, uh, Chelsea too?

I think we all need to meet her
so we can all give our opinion on it.

-I mean--
-Okay.

If Christine's going to be recruiting
people to the office as maybe an ally,

of course I'm gonna be guarded.

She's b*rned so many bridges with everyone
that I wonder, what are her motives?

Is this really bringing someone in because
you want to do real estate with someone,

or is this because

you want someone to have your back
when you're, you know, taking us down?

She was pretty good at the office meeting.
She was fine, right?

Yeah. No. Davina, you weren't there
for the meeting, so I don't think you--

She took a phone call when we were talking
in the meeting, when Chrishell was--

She was voice-memoing.

She was, like, talking about restaurants
and where she's gonna go to eat and--

What happened? There's all these people
that used to be very close to her,

then it's like, "What's going on?"

I love to give the benefit of the doubt.

I try to teach my kids that.

If there was a girl in my daughter's class
that was talking crap about everyone,

but was nice to my daughter,

I would say, "I don't want you
to associate with that person,

because that is not a kind person."

I just don't live by those rules.

[Emma] And these aren't small things.

These aren't small things she's doing,
these are huge, malicious, nasty things.

[Amanza] Let's stop talking about her.

-Always a topic.
-[Amanza] It's eating the energy.

[pop music plays]

♪ Fight harder ♪

♪ Is what we live for ♪

♪ It's time to push longer ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Is what we live for ♪

[song fades]

["We Make It"
by James Hutchinson & Adele Roberts plays]

♪ We make the bass blow ♪

♪ We make the rhythm go ♪

♪ We make the bass blow ♪

♪ We make the rhythm go ♪

-You'll get to meet Jason and Mary.
-Sweet.

[Emma] I'm trying to get Jamie
to buy Nightingale.

I wanna show him
the different renovation ideas I have,

bring him in to talk to Jason,
who's done a million projects himself,

so that they can connect as well,
and see the potential.

So she's gonna think about selling it,

and she's gonna buy something else
for maybe, like, in the threes now.

-[Emma] Hello!
-Oh good.

-Hi!
-This is Jamie. This is Mary.

-Hi.
-Jason.

-Nice to meet you. Pleasure.
-My bosses.

-What's up, man?
-[Jamie] Jason, nice to meet you.

Jamie is my star client. [laughs]

-[Jason] All right.
-Fantastic.

And he was taking a peek at Nightingale,

and I think that it could be a perfect
fit for what Jamie's trying to do.

[Jamie] When we saw it,
Emma had great ideas, you know,

some key things that if we did,
would raise value of the house.

[Emma] And I discussed
with one of the contractors,

and I did bring a breakdown of the costs,
so we can take a peek at that.

You know, I think
if we target for eight million,

you know, we put a million five
to a million 75 into the interior…

Having the pool right out there
with the kitchen concept,

complete Fleetwoods.

You know what I mean?
So, that opens right up.

High-end buyers, they're always looking

for the kitchen to be
the center of the house.

Nobody wants it in the back corner.

So opening up the kitchen,

moving the pool
is going to add a ton of value.

Obviously, the most
expensive cost is the pool.

So, I think that's going to cost around
half a million dollars to do that, easily.

Total spend, you'll get into
around ten-two to around ten-four.

Emma is absolutely crushing this pitch.

She got all the numbers,
she did all of her research.

I could not be more impressed.

So, net after sales,
a million five to two-four.

There's so much potential
in this property.

[Jamie] Yeah. I think so too.

Ideally, if we could keep construction
costs at around a million, that would be--

-With the pool or without the pool?
-With the pool.

-That's too low?
-I think that's tough.

-Tough.
-[Emma] Honestly…

And he's asking nine right now?

Yeah, but I do think, especially if
we represent you and we represent him,

there's a deal to be had.

If we could get it for eight,

-I think that would be a great deal.
-[Jamie] Eight would help.

His break-even is right around eight,
I think, with commissions and…

So, I'm not sure he'll budge that much.

-Hm…
-But it's definitely worth

putting the offer in,

and then we will do everything we can
on our end to get Chris down.

And because we represent both sides,

we won't tell him anything other than
that you're willing to pay eight.

And then if he can come to us
and say, you know,

"I'll sell as low as eight-five,
but I'm countering at eight-seven,"

we won't tell you
he'll come to eight-five.

We'll let you both speak for each other.

I understand. That's fine.
Let's start at eight and see what he says.

I'd be comfortable going as high
as eight-five, but let's start there.

And then we can
figure out construction costs,

and maybe there's ways
to lean it out in other ways.

I'll call Chris, let him know.

-I will make it happen.
-Let's rock it.

[dance music plays]

♪ I'll make you see ♪

♪ I'll make you see ♪

♪ That you're all I see ♪

♪ When you're next to me ♪

♪ Hey, when you disappear ♪

♪ My vision ain't so clear ♪

♪ I'm blinded ♪

♪ Blinded without you, dear ♪

♪ Pretty sure this is
The best year of my life ♪

♪ Can't get you off my mind
Even after all this time… ♪

Oh my gosh! [gasps]

Look!

Look what we did!

Oh my God. We did it, babe.

♪ I'll make you see ♪

♪ I'll make you see ♪

♪ That you're all I see ♪

♪ When you're next to me… ♪

[Christine] Look at the ice sculpture!
[exclaims]

♪ I'm blinded ♪

♪ Blinded without you, dear ♪

[song ends]

Cheers, babe. Because it is going to be
an interesting night, to say the least.

This is the first time they meet me.
Look where they meet me.

Look at what we put together.

You have a master's degree.

These girls don't even know
how to spell "master."

-So, you've got nothing to worry about.
-All right.

-I'm the real deal. The real deal.
-She's the real deal.

[Maya] I swear I saw Shawn Mendes
wearing the same suit you are wearing.

-Oh yeah? Who wore it better?
-You. Hundred percent.

-Beautiful.
-What is that? Chanel?

Oh, "couture caviar."

[Davina] Or is it "Christine and Chelsea"?

-[Maya laughs]
-I don't know.

-Thank you.
-Thanks.

[Maya] You talked to Christine?

I feel like you guys are,
like, drifting apart, a little bit.

How are you guys? [giggles]

I feel like if you don't go in die hard,
she's like…

Kind of, like, boycotts you.

Which isn't-- Which isn't really fair.

-It's not. Why--
-It's not fair.

I don't wanna choose sides.

[Davina] Shouldn't have to.

[Maya] Yeah. But I feel like in her mind,
she wants us to like…

"You're with me, die hard."

-Is she for us die hard?
-No. [chuckles]

-Right, so…
-Christine's super selfish. Come on.

-Yeah.
-[Mary] Thank you.

Hey.

-Hello.
-[Davina] You guys look beautiful.

Hello!

Amanza, I like, based myself
right next to the food. Hi.

[Christine] Mary just got here.
You're gonna love her.

Hello, beautiful!

-[Mary] Hi.
-How are you?

-How are you? You do too.
-You look so nice.

-[Chelsea] Hi.
-Want you to meet Chelsea.

-I've heard so much about you.
-[Mary] Nice to meet you.

Okay. I'm a hugger.

-Okay. We can do hugs.
-Can we do hugs? Can we do double sides?

-Hi!
-Is Mary here? I didn't see Mary.

[Davina] Mary is here.
She's chatting with the hostess, and--

-[Amanza] Oh, the new girl.
-[Davina] Yeah!

We haven't said hi yet.

[Mary] This is an incredible house.

-Thank you.
-It's so stunning. It's beautiful.

Tell me about you. Christine mentioned
she thought you'd be good at our office.

And so tell me about yourself.

Okay, so, born and bred in London,

I'm of Nigerian descent.
My parents are both Nigerian immigrants.

I got my real estate license in 2015.

I love to speak to people.
I love opulence.

I love fantastic, fabulous houses,

and I'm really good
at getting what I want.

You know? So,

if anybody is good at selling people
on something that's fabulous, it's me.

So, my first deal,

I managed to sell my husband's house
and get two listings on the back end

for four million dollars each,
and sold them both.

-Okay.
-And then I was like,

"Okay, luxury properties are for me,"

because the vibe and the houses,

and selling people
on a lifestyle that I have.

Okay.

-So, no matter--
-Do you play well with others?

Absolutely. Because…

-My intentions are always pure.
-Yeah.

Chelsea seems very, very smart,
um, very confident,

but I need to see how she vibes
with the rest of the ladies.

Being British, I'm very blunt.

-Just as long as it's not mean or cruel.
-[Chelsea] Honesty!

-Never. Never. Never.
-There's never any reason for that.

There's a nice way of saying everything.

Never.

I'm gonna take a look around.

-Okay, cool.
-Okay. All right.

-Nice to meet you, Chelsea.
-Nice to meet you, honey.

Okay, tell me. How am I doing?

-Amazing.
-Okay. Good.

f*cking crushing it.

Oh, thank you!

Ha-- Hi!

Hello!

-Hey!
-Hi! You look so beautiful.

-Hi, my love.
-[Amanza] You look like a little jewel.

Hello, ladies! I want you to meet Chelsea.

-Hi.
-Hi, Chelsea. Amanza.

-Honey!
-Hi, nice to meet you.

Hi. I'm Emma.

-And Maya!
-Hi, nice to meet you.

Yes, I'm British. Born and raised.

I jumped on Tinder, met my husband.
He was my first Tinder date.

[all three] Oh wow.

-Hi!
-Good to see you.

-[both] Mwah! Mwah!
-Finally.

Don't get them confused.

Okay. I love that
everyone came to support.

I know! We're missing Heather, though.

-[Chelsea] Where's Heather?
-I think with Tarek doing something.

I'm disappointed Heather's not here.
I felt like her and I had

a breakthrough conversation,

and it would have just been nice
for her to be here and show that

she was taking the necessary steps
to move on, just as I am.

So, we went for caviar and couture.

I thought "Christine and Chelsea,"
two C's.

-Oh, I like that!
-Oh! I love that! And you know what?

-Tell everybody "Christine and Chelsea."
-I'm going with that.

-You've done a great job. Seriously.
-Thank you so much.

-Are you talking to Christine?
-I mean, I sent her a text.

-I saw something in the press that I was--
-[Maya] The wedding comment?

[Amanza] Yeah,
so I sent her a screenshot of it,

and I was like, "What is this all about?"

Then Christine commented,

"How can I be banned
from something I never gave a sh*t about?"

-She did?
-Yeah.

And she was like, "Amanza, stay out
of my business." She stopped responding.

I think Christine's pissed
somebody called her out on her antics,

and she's done it
to everyone else in the group.

She's shut them out
when they'd call her out.

I don't know why I thought
it would be any different with me.

Wait, is Chrishell coming?

-Does anyone know?
-I don't know.

Jason said she's coming.

[Amanza] Jay… Jason. Is Chrishell coming?

I want her to. I hope she does.
I'm not really sure.

Glad you met Chelsea.

I met her, and she does seem really nice.

I'm just worried about how she's
going to get along with everybody else

and if she's going to be a positive
or negative influence on Christine.

-It's hard to know after ten minutes.
-[Mary] She said all the right things.

-It's just personality-wise--
-I think she's got potential, though.

She knows people, lives on the beach,
she'll work on the beach.

I think, you know, we'll see. Not shy.

-Not shy.
-[Brett] That's one way to put it.

[Mary] No. I just don't want
any more drama in the office.

Mary, I trust you. We trust you.

-You made a wonderful decision, Jason.
-I think so.

[laughs]

-Hi! How are you, Chrishell?
-Hello! Hi, guys.

-We were talking about you.
-You look so nice.

You look amazing, baby.

[Christine] Ariana Grande
did a sh**t here, by the way.

Selena Gomez did a sh**t here.

I'm very tall tonight.

I know, I like it. It's hot.

Even though I do have
my issues with Christine,

at the end of the day,
it is a professional event,

and I can be professional.

So, hopefully she can do the same.

-How are you?
-Good, how are you?

Good.

[Christine] Chrishell,
I want you to meet Chelsea.

[Chrishell] Oh hi! It's nice to meet you.

-We do double kisses. You good?
-We can try.

[both] Mwah! Mwah!

[Chelsea] Okay.

Nice to meet you.

The infamous Chrishell.

[laughs]

So, I heard the tea.

What did you hear?

Jason.

-What?
-You and Jason!

[both exclaim]

Is that not tea?

That's piping!

[laughs]

That's hot!

-Yes. It is hot.
-[Chelsea] Congratulations.

That's so cute.

[all laugh]

I wasn't sure what you were gonna say
'cause I didn't know

what you would have told her, so…

Well, I've heard other tea as well.

But just keep an open mind
about everything.

Of course I'm not surprised Christine's
been talking about me to Chelsea.

But at this point, I'm just hoping that,
you know, she's keeping an open mind

and able to make her own,
you know, conclusions.

And if so, I think that
we'll all get along really great.

So…

what do you think of this house?

[Amanza] She's good.

[women chuckling]

-I'm gonna grab a drink. Be right back.
-[Chelsea] Okay, honey.

My first impression of Chrishell was,

she's beautiful,
but why's she scared of me?

I ain't said anything yet.

I think that Chelsea seems really sweet.

She seems nice, she's got a ton of energy.

And she seems super positive
and, like, upbeat.

I just don't know how close they are.

[Davina] I don't think
they know each other that well.

I know. It seems like she's trying
to claim her as her new friend.

[Emma] Well,
'cause she doesn't have any, so…

[Chelsea] May I join?

-Of course.
-Thank you.

[Chelsea] We drinking water?

Vodka water.

-Vodka.
-So, it has water in it.

Is it? So, how much vodka
and how much water?

-[Jason] 50/50.
-Tell you in one second.

A lot of vodka, not a lot of water.

So, everyone's a boss.
Everyone's about their business.

Um… You wanted to know
whether I'm a real agent or not.

-Yeah.
-I am.

I'm the real deal.

That's awesome.

Same way you've probably
heard things about me--

Nothing. I mean, just that…

The only thing I was hesitant is that

I knew that
you were friends with Christine,

so, I was a little nervous
about what you would have heard.

Yeah. I love Christine to pieces,
I love her.

We got our own vibe. We're very… You know?

What I would hate is for you
to be closed off towards me

because you think that I'm associated,

affiliated with somebody
you're not close to,

because I want you to kind of take me
as I am, as my own separate person

and make a determination on who
Chelsea is from my alone time with her,

versus because she's
friends with somebody.

I love how Chelsea just
handled herself face-to-face with me

instead of talking behind my back.

And I think that really shows,
you know, that she can be really direct,

and I think that's how
you get things done in this office.

Let's, you know, not go
and make it bigger than it is

and talk behind everybody's back,
just come to me, and let's squash it.

So, she's married to a friend of mine
that I've known for a long time.

-He used to be a client of mine.
-Yeah.

-She stole him.
-I did!

-Oh thank you.
-That's funny.

-[Jason] Cheers.
-[Chelsea & Chrishell] Cheers.

["Revelling" by Thomas McNeice
& Carly Connor plays]

♪ Show that face
Show that body, girl ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪

[Amanza] So, this is awkward.

I haven't really made eye contact with you
tonight or even talked to you because

we had, like, a text exchange,

and now I just felt like you went in on me
when I was being honest about something.

-I didn't go in on you about anything.
-You were like, "Stay out of my business."

I'll read you the text message.
That's not what I said.

You said,
"I need you to stay out of my business."

And I was like, "Christine,
it's not just your business."

"When somebody is your friend--"

I didn't say, "Stay out of your business."

Please read the message again.

-Okay, let's just read the message.
-Please do.

Okay, I sent you this.

I said, "The f*ck?"
I wrote what I wrote, and you said,

"Amanza. I really need you
to stay out of my business."

Continue reading, please.

"Imagine waking up to an article

saying I'm banned from an event
I was never invited to." So, you--

Continue reading
as opposed to cutting me off.

[Amanza] I don't need to read it.

-Continue to read the message.
-[Amanza] That's not the point.

-You're sharing one side of the story.
-I'm reading what you wrote.

"Amanza. I really need you
to stay out of my business."

"That was Heather's choice
to do hateful press about me."

"Want to talk about being genuine?"

"I genuinely need you
to stay out of my business

and stop contacting me
with petty said things."

-I don't need someone talking down to me…
-I wasn't talking down to you.

I wasn't the one who did the article.

It's called clickbait. So for you to say--

All I said was…

[Amanza] "An event
I don't give a sh*t about."

[Christine] …how can I be banned?
Wasn't invited.

-It's so ridiculous.
-You absolutely do.

-I don't know why you're targeting me.
-Are you literally mental?

[Davina] Oo…

Spicy.

-The fact that you are stalking me online…
-Christine, oh my God.

Now I'm stalking you?

…telling me to not send
flower arrangements…

[Amanza] I've tried so hard,

and now I see exactly
what everybody else has been telling me,

because these girls are finished with you.

All these girls are done with you.

The fact that you're standing here,
saying I'm stalking you--

-I'm not. I did not.
-You say things out of the blue…

-So nasty.
-…that are unnecessary.

-[Christine] I don't need nastiness.
-It's like she's delusional.

-I'm not delusional. You're so rude.
-You are delusional.

Now I see it. Everybody has seen it,
and they've told me,

and now I f*cking see it.

You're f*cking delusional.

-What's going on?
-They're being mean.

She's saying she never
said anything about--

She never says anything bad
about anybody in the press.

I'm stalking her, because I called her out

on something that I felt was unnecessary.

What happened was an article was done
saying that I was banned from a wedding

that I wasn't actually ever
invited to in the first place.

-[Mary] Why weren't you invited?
-Heather and I have drifted apart.

Then why'd you say,
"I didn't give a sh*t about it"?

If you didn't give a sh*t,

then why write a poem and send
a f*cking gigantic flower arrangement?

It doesn't make sense.

If you were trying
to show her in a gesture

that you genuinely cared
about her wedding,

her engagement, her nuptials, whatever,

you could have sent a very subtle
arrangement to the privacy of her home

with a note that only she read,
and not a giant monstrosity.

It's like you bring this energy…

[Mary] We can go through
a list and explain,

but every single person
has their own issues…

That's fine, but why are you guys…

I don't need you guys to g*ng up
on me right now. This is really not--

Nobody's ganging up on you.

You do all these awful things
to each and every single one of us,

and then act like nothing happened.

We're confronting you
about sh*t you've done,

and now we're ganging up on you?

In your own words, own it.
If you say things behind our back…

-[Amanza] Nobody's ganging up on you.
-…own it to our faces.

-This is really not okay.
-[Amanza] Uncomfortable?

I can imagine that it is.

-Stop. Why are you… Guys.
-You guys are horrible.

-We're so horrible. Don't give me that.
-May I ask a question?

Why does it matter,
as long as the gesture was received?

Because two days later,
she went online and told everybody

she doesn't give a sh*t
and doesn't wanna be there.

Guys, I invited you
to a professional event right now…

Oh please. Okay.

…and I'd appreciate if you could
just be professionals for once,

instead of ganging up on me.

Now you're the professional.

But can I tell you something?

When I hear everyone coming at one person,

it's giving me bullying.

And even when you may not
vibe with her, and dislike her,

when you all come together, it's a lot.

I don't dislike Christine at all.

I loved Christine,
but I'm like… I'm over it.

I didn't ask to have this conversation
in front of everybody, but now this is

a whole spectacle.

-[Christine] This is not okay.
-I'll remove myself from this situation.

But in the office,
I expect to be professional.

[dramatic music plays]

I just wish for one night

you guys could be professional,
and I really would've appreciated that.

-Thanks so much for coming.
-You don't get that privilege

when you talk sh*t.

-[Christine] Monsters.
-[Amanza] We're grownups.

We're monsters. Oh I'm such a monster.

Literally, the most neutral
f*cking person in this group.

Definitely not a monster.

I appreciate your guys' input,
but I'm gonna go see if Christine's okay.

Nice to meet you.

Sorry for the drama at your event.

-Uh… Should we go, guys?
-[Mary] Yeah. I'm ready. All right.

[Chelsea] Babe.

Hey.

[sniffs]

[sighs]

What I saw right there,
if you ask me, that was bullying.

That was unacceptable. That was classless.

None of them have stood up for me.

Davina sat there.

Maya sat there. Vanessa sat there.

Everyone sat there.

Except for you.

The fact that everyone else sat there
and they saw what was going on

kind of gave me a little bit of intel
into what these ladies are really about.

["Twisted Game" plays]

And I don't resonate with that.

Amanza, that was intense,
but to the point.

♪ Maybe it's the blood in the water… ♪

"Monsters! You guys are monsters."

Are you kidding me?

Guess what? When people show you
who they are, believe them the first time.

And no matter what you do, Christine,

don't cry.

Bad b*tches don't cry.

♪ This twisted game ♪

♪ It's such a twisted game ♪

♪ It's such a twisted game ♪

♪ It's such a twisted game ♪

♪ You have my mind in chains ♪

♪ I let you have your way ♪

♪ It's such a twisted game ♪

♪ That we play ♪

♪ That we play ♪

♪ We play ♪

[song fades]