[♪ musical swirl ♪]
[upbeat music]
- Yep, looks like it's the
problem with the water heater.
- Can you fix it?
We're only getting one
hot shower a day
and there are five of us.
- Sadly, no.
That thing is as dead as
my cat Sparkles.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
How did she...
- Old age.
The senile person m*rder*d her.
Oh, no, you keep it.
You keep it.
- Okay.
- Well, off to the funeral.
- Thanks for the help.
- Would you like to
be my plus one.
[door creaks]
Don't make me do this alone.
[door closes]
[lock clicks]
- That was weird.
[footsteps approaching rapidly]
- So what's the H.O. sitch?
- The what?
- Hot shower situation.
L to abbrev.
- Um...
- Learn to abbreviate!
None of you deserve the
poster I made.
[upbeat jazz music]
- What happened with the
plumber? Is the hot water fixed?
- I don't get what
the big deal is?
I haven't showered in three
weeks and I'm as fresh as ever.
- [Ryan] You have a
sticker of SpongeBob
on the back of your neck.
- Oh, neat!
- Sadly, the water heater
is irreparable.
[all groans]
- [Owen] Man! Thanks
for the bad news, Zona.
- Don't blame me because I was
the only one awake at 9:00 AM
to let the plumber in!
- I wake up
- I wake up
- When Ryan wakes up.
- When Micah wakes up.
- I heard him coming but
I purposely don't listen
'cause I knew you'd handle it!
- Same!
- Well, I guess, we
will just have to decide
who gets to use the hot shower.
- [All] Dibs!
Dibs!
- Calling dibs isn't gonna-
- [All] Dibs!
- [groans] I almost had it!
- Can we all just take turns?
- You know how bad we
are at that.
[upbeat music]
- [Owen] Time's up! Our turn.
- That was not five minutes.
- Oh, yeah, it was. We timed it.
- So did I!
- Your phone has been dead
since you dropped it
in that swamp.
Why do you even carry it around?
- I like the weight of it.
- Get off!
[all arguing]
- Maybe next time, Billy.
[Billy sighs]
- Whee!
- Looks like we're just gonna
have to resolve this issue
with our favorite thing.
- Logic and reason?
- No!
The Wheel of Challenges!
Yeah!
[triumphant music]
Zona?
[Zona groans]
[triumphant music]
Bring me my bird!
- Caw!
["Wicket Youth" by Sego]
♪ Make it mean anything,
oh, anything you want ♪
[upbeat music]
- Bring the wheel.
[all coughing]
- Zona!
- Whoa!
- Yo, dust is like 90%
dead skin cells.
Don't be blowing that on us.
- Yeah, you just created
an unwanted skin wind!
- When did we last
use this thing?
- Two years ago, when
Devin and I were arguing
over that human tooth we found.
- Oh, yeah.
Well, I'll be a monkey's
uncle, which I am.
This ivory is human.
It's not mine.
- I still got all my
pearls, including Tristan.
- You have a tooth
named Tristan?
- It's my last baby.
I'm holding on to him
in case I ever need to talk
to the tooth fairy again.
- I know him. He's gross...
- This story is taking too long.
- Okay, I'll skip to the end.
I'm sure glad we threw that
tooth in the wishing well
and it granted our wish
to meet an astronaut.
- He did not like us.
- Not even a little.
- Hold up. You met an astronaut?
How?
- It all started when
Devin and I found a tooth.
- Well, I'll be a monkey's-
- Okay, you know what?
Never mind.
Let's get this started!
[upbeat music]
[Micah clears throat]
[horn blaring]
Welcome one and all to
the Wheel of Challenges.
Let's meet our delegates.
Owen Darby, the
self-proclaimed ladies men.
Don't underestimate his
quick reflexes
or ability to quit if
he gets bored.
- Am I gonna get bored?
- Devin Mann!
Hopefully this time she
doesn't get disqualified
for breaking Owen's leg.
- Hmm.
- Don't.
- Ryan McCloud, the
defending champion himself.
He won the last slice of pizza
after petting a porcupine
the most number times.
- I sure got a lot of
nerve damage.
[fire crackling]
- [Zona] Oh, Ryan, you should...
- It's starting to smell.
- That's enough, Ryan.
- I like the smell.
- [Owen] Yeah, that's enough.
- [Devin] No, he can
keep doing. That's cool.
- Ryan, no.
- Burn it off.
- And last, and kind
of least, Zona Goodwin.
- When did we all decide
to make flags?
- Here, I made you one.
- Thanks.
- She's technically a
competitor, but she loses a lot.
- Loses a lot of wins! That...
You all know what I mean.
- [chuckles] Wait. Wait.
I forgot about me.
Micah Pratchett!
I'm a clever competitor with
plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
- Micah, is that my inhaler?
I need that.
I've been using hairspray.
- Ooh.
- Now please join hands
as we commence with the
Wheel of Challenges anthem
that I will make up on the spot.
♪ Oh, when the wheel of
the challenge ♪
♪ And you're running around ♪
♪ And you spin that wheel ♪
♪ And you see it on the ground ♪
♪ And you running to
play the game and now ♪
♪ That's the wheel
turning we're in ♪
♪ Wheel and the challenge ♪
♪ And the turning the wheel ♪
♪ And we're dancing and
we're dropping ♪
♪ And picking it again ♪
♪ And we're picking up low ♪
♪ And shaking our hands ♪
♪ That's the wheel of
turning bring ♪
[group claps]
[upbeat music]
For the benefit of the
live audience,
[snake hisses]
- Who's snake is that?
- I will explain the
proceedings.
We all submitted and
equal number of challenges
anonymously, of course.
Each challenge will
reward 10 points,
and the first to 50 wins!
Pause for clapping.
[Ryan clapping]
- Bring it on, everyone.
Except for Zona.
I don't consider you
competition.
- I have just as much chance
of winning that hot
shower as you do.
- [scoffs] Oh, Zona.
You're like a salmon
swimming upstream,
bashing into rock after rock.
Your muscles rippling
from the added effort
of your attempted path.
Your huge salmon biceps
just flapping uselessly
in the treacherous-
- What are you trying to say?
- Zona's gonna lose and
she has huge biceps!
- Okay, well, Owen gets
to spin first
because he correctly guessed
the number of cockroaches
currently in the kitchen.
- They have their
cupboards, and we have ours.
[wheel spinning]
[group gasps]
Gummy bear eating contest!
[upbeat music]
- Let the games begin!
[upbeat music]
[bell dings]
- [Zona] Hands up! No
more eating!
Okay. Results?
Devin?
- Zero.
You know I'm on a low
sugar, low fat, low carb,
only Oreos diet.
- Ryan?
- Also zero. They're too cute.
- [Zona] Owen?
- One. I'm stuffed.
- That puts me in the
lead at 43! Ha-ha!
Micah?
- 512.
- Say that again.
- 512. [inhales]
I honestly thought
the competition
was gonna be a lot stiffer.
- [Devin] Points to Micah.
- I'm afraid that this
battle is only half over.
[wheel spinning]
- Sexiest catwalk.
I've been working on this.
[upbeat techno music]
- It's laundry day.
- [Owen] No, it's not.
That's her favorite outfit.
- Shut...
[upbeat techno music]
- Owen.
- What?
A what?
- Yeehaw!
Next challenge.
[energetic music]
- Wha...
- Was it good?
[energetic music]
- Whoa. She's been under
there a while.
- Yeah, almost four minutes.
- [Owen] Oh, no.
- [Zona] Devin?
Devin?
Should we?
[ominous music]
[Micah gasps]
Devin? Devin?
[all gasps]
- Yeah!
[group cheering]
I d*ed.
- What?
- But I came back.
[engines revving]
[Micah and Devin screaming]
[classical music]
- [Gandolfini] Does it
help if I bend like this?
- Yes.
[dramatic music]
[Devin screaming]
[group screaming]
[boxing bell rings]
- I'm coming for you!
- No, Devin, I beg you, please!
- Devin's not your only-
Ow!
- [Owen] No! Ow!
You're giving my leg PTSD!
- I don't wanna hurt you.
- You're not gonna hurt me.
Come on.
[dramatic music]
I'm so sorry.
- It's okay, buddy.
- Mike Tyson surprise!
[Micah and Ryan screaming]
- No! No!
Devin, no!
[dramatic music]
Devin!
Devin! Devin!
[Owen screaming]
[upbeat music]
- [Micah] Points to Devin.
[Devin growls]
- [Ryan] Man, I would've won
if Micah's ear hadn't
made me throw up.
- I bet you didn't expect
me to rub old sushi juice
on my lobes, huh?
- Can we break until tomorrow?
I've won nothing and I've
been up since 6:00 AM.
- There's a 6:00 AM?
- Sorry, Zona. The wheel
waits for no men.
- [Owen] And I can already
taste that hot shower.
- [Micah] Taste it?
- You mean feel it?
- Taste it!
With my skin.
[wheel spinning]
[Zona groans]
- Who can last the longest
in a group hug?
- That was clearly
written by Ryan.
- We don't know that.
It's anonymous.
- You wrote it in a fancy
cursive your grandma taught you.
- Okay, yes. It is her
signature cursive.
But with some improvements.
Don't tell her I said that.
- Group hug starts in three...
- Oh, I picked a bad day to
run out of deodorant last week.
- Two.
- Who's muscular back
am I touching?
Oh, it's mine.
- [Zona] No, it's mine.
- One.
- Does anyone else need to pee?
- [All] Yes.
[all breathing deeply]
- [Zona] So we're just gonna
stay like this forever?
- This makes me happier
than the time that
flower said hello.
You heard me.
[upbeat music]
[rooster crowing]
- We're still hugging?
- Ugh, why am I wet?
- Hmm?
- Did someone pee their pants?
[all groans]
- Someone peed us all!
- Who did this?
My bladder is strong and
noble like a manatee.
- Let me go!
- I need to win!
- Whoever did this was
extremely hydrated.
- Oh, man, I messed up
my good magician outfit.
- You're squeezing my
frail organs!
We're in pee, Zona!
We're in pee!
- Ah! You let go!
I win!
- Ugh. Points to Zona.
- Man, I need a shower.
Let me go first!
- [Devin] The hot water is mine!
- [Owen] No, Micah!
- Stand back, you weak
bladdered demons!
[dramatic music]
[all screaming]
- So cold!
- Whoever did the pee,
I'm gonna get you!
- Why is it so cold? Is the
wheel displeased with us?
- I can't take it anymore!
[all screaming]
- Yay! Another hug.
[upbeat music]
- [Owen] You don't wanna join
us for our Arctic waterfall?
- I was too busy marking my
points on the scoreboard.
- [claps] Well, well, well.
[claps] Look who's smug
about one win.
But you'll never be able to
compete with true genius.
- Your pants are on backwards.
[Owen claps]
- Why do you keep
clapping just one time?
- It's just a slow clap.
- That's way too slow.
- My win must have thrown
off your game.
- My game has never be more on.
[Owen claps]
- Hmm.
- Still too slow.
- Can you...
- Let's rock!
[wheel spinning]
Whoo!
[upbeat music]
We have so many kinds
of tapeworm. How many?
- That's the kind I have.
- [Zona] This is a deadly one.
[upbeat music]
Don't tip off!
Yes!
[wheel spinning]
- What are you doing?
- The will of the wheel
cannot be interrupted.
- [Ryan] Wheel will.
Say that one times fast.
- Owen, explain yourself
before you get disqualified.
- [Ryan] Wheel will. Whew!
What a rush.
- Zona's cheating.
- I am not!
- Isn't it odd that the girl
who is in the last place
is now in first!
- Well, the wheel works
in mysterious ways.
- And we all have
integrity here.
- Do we?
I think we should see
who wrote the challenges.
- That is against the
rules of the wheel.
- Wheel will.
- Look at this.
All the same handwriting!
- That doesn't prove anything!
- Doesn't it?
We all know that Ryan writes
like an 80-year-old widow.
- In my dreams.
- Your grandma's not here.
- I am way better than her.
- And Micah wouldn't
dishonor his role
as master of ceremonies.
- [Micah] I have taken an oath.
- [Owen] And Devin has more
integrity than anybody!
- I make Honest Dave
look like a sack of crap.
- And to top it all off, we
all ran to the shower together,
except you!
- Fine. You know what?
It was me!
[Micah gasps]
[ominous music]
- [Micah] She's
technically a competitor
but she loses a lot.
- [Owen] I don't consider
you competition.
- [Micah] We all submitted
equal number of challenges
anonymously, of course.
- [Devin] Oreos.
Breakfast of champions.
[ominous music]
- For shame, Zona!
- There's more.
[ominous music]
[voices echoing]
- [Devin] Don't be lame, Zona.
- One for you. One for you.
And especially, one for you.
- That's there was no
hot water this morning.
- We all did the pee?
[things clattering]
- And then Zona got back in
a group hug with everybody.
- Big deal. I don't care
about pee. It's just urine.
- Oh, man, I forgot that
pee was urine.
- Do not punish us
for Zona's sins.
[wheel hisses]
[Ryan gasps]
I'm sorry.
- So I got a little
tired of losing,
especially when I do so much
of the work around here.
I wake up four hours
before anyone else!
So maybe, just maybe,
I deserve a hot shower!
- You all see the
ladybugs this year?
They're something else.
I sometimes wish I
was a ladybug.
They're just so cool-
- Just... Just...
Just let it be awkward.
It's good for us.
- You know what?
You may get up before
everybody else,
but you also go to bed
before everyone else too.
- So?
- I'm awake for hours working
while you're asleep in
your glamorous tent
with your luxurious
thin blanket.
- Stop trying to make squatting
in your yard sound nice.
- It is nice.
- Oh, why don't we do
this card right here.
Um, it's the contest to
be good friend
and to appreciate the
hard work everyone does.
- It says beef wrestling.
- Ryan.
- Who did that one?
It was me.
- I bet you didn't know that I
backup our files every night!
And that I lock the doors
so that Mr. Gandolfini
can't come in.
- Sometimes he scratches
at the door at night.
- Or that I count all
the cockroaches
to make sure that they're
not multiplying.
- Why doesn't he just k*ll them?
- They have just as much
right to be here as we do.
- What?
- Maybe more.
- I'm sorry, Owen. I didn't
know you did all that stuff.
- I'm sorry too. Not as much,
but still.
- I have nothing to
be sorry about.
You hear that, Lincoln? Eat it!
- So what do we do about
the hot shower now?
- Hmm.
- [Owen] Give it to Zona.
- Really?
- She deserves it.
Plus, she's still covered
in all our pee. [snorts]
- No, no. Owen should have it.
I mean, he really made
some good points.
- I accept!
Oh! I knew you were
gonna do that!
Ah, in your face, Zona!
Whoo!
Hot shower for me!
♪ Hot showers ♪
I'm gonna get cold before
my hot shower.
Just stay in here for
a little bit,
and then, hot shower time!
♪ Hot shower, hot shower ♪
- I swear, on this holy
Wheel of Challenges,
I will make Owen
Darby pee himself
every night for the rest
of his natural-
Ah! Skin wind!
[Owen claps]
- [Micah] Owen, it's too slow!
[upbeat techno music]
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Pure sexiness ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Pure sexiness ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Pure sexiness ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Pure sexiness ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Bad, bad, ♪
♪ Good ♪
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ Good ♪
02x03 - Wheel of Challenges
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Five broke millennials struggle to build their video production company despite their limited resources, lack of experience, and living in a small, quirky town.
Five broke millennials struggle to build their video production company despite their limited resources, lack of experience, and living in a small, quirky town.