01x47 - Bad Business / Employee's Counterattack

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"On the night of a large and hardly recognizable full moon...

A duelist will carve open an unknown path,

and guide the world as the King of Duels."

This is...

The point where—

—everything began.

What's with that autograph board?!

Old man, are you hiding something?

Hah.

Hahahahah.

Hahahahahahaha!

Agh! Roa, that bastard!

I can't believe how quickly he formed a team with Yuuga, too.

I am... behind you.

We can't enter with two people...

Huh?

You are—!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Ultimate Rush!

Here we go, it's my turn! And then it's yours!

Even if I'm interrupted,

I'll cut on through, give it to me!

Who is this turn for? Of course it's for us!

We'll say a lot of things but in the end, it's the best duel!

That's why this dashing rush won't stop

Super fast every day

Because rigid theories are boring

An irregular and unprecedented game

In short, watch out! Don't be so rigid

You, too, watch out! Don't be tied down

That's why - Draw! Draw! Draw! Come on!

Just have some fun!

"It's my road!"

Yeahhhhhhh!!! It's far from enough

I'll create an era with new rules!!

We can't let it end like this

So laugh, cry, take a counterattack, and do a one-sh*t reversal, baby!

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Let's keep moving!!! On our road

Even if we fall seven times, we'll get up seven more

I'll break through my road!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Salaryman's Counterattack

Wait up...!

Let's take a break, please!

We just took one earlier.

Aaaahhhh!!

Ah!

Ack!

To make sure we don't find them, Triple Cheeseburger set up this trap—

It's Double Cheeseburger!

It's Goha Double Six.

Gotcha!

Here!

Catch!

Grab my chopsticks!

Or my ladle!

Or my tongs!

Don't you just have normal rope?!

So they're in this mine...?

Yes, according to Hunt-kun's information.

Thanks to swimming in that current, I'm good as new!

Let's hurry and get those Teriyaki Burger guys—

Nekoyama Schroedinger and Maguro...

No, Arai Arata!

It's Taira Getta!

And Omaeno Ushiro!

Plus!

Corporate Warrior Kaizo.

Kaizo?!

I won't let you past this point.

What?

And what's with that body...

Heh-heh-heh-heh...

This is my true form.

He's malfunctioning.

Absolutely.

Let's just go in.

You will ignore our new leader no more!

Your new leader?

Listen well, you lot.

You guys have done a ton of horrible things to Kaizo-san, haven't you?

Even I, who was made a fool of by Roa, felt my eyes stinging as I heard his story...!

Kaizo isn't a person, he's a drone—

It's Kaizo-san to you!

Double Talk: I'll haunt you!

Let it go, we're old acquaintances.

When I close my eyes, I can still remember...

The days where I used to get abused by Kamijou-san and Oudou-san.

I've waited so long for the day I could finally get revenge on you for the years I suffered!

Kamijou-san, let's start by offering you up in a festival of blood.

Hahahahahaha!

Hup!

I, Nanahoshi Ranze, will unveil the mysteries of this man to you!

You're still here?

The board with the urban legend that led to the beginning of everything!

And the man who kept laughing despite being asked why it was in the store!

There is only one answer.

He's someone closely related to Otes!

No... He IS Otes!

What?!

No way...

The old man isn't Otes.

Huh?

Double Talk: What?! Enough of this nonsense!

Double Talk: Hehe, sorry, excuse me!

This routine is making my sides hurt.

Huh?

D-Don't laugh so menacingly like that ever again!

Then!

So, why do you have this sign in your shop?

It was given to me as payment by a customer who forgot his wallet at home a long while ago.

What customer?

It was so long ago.

I see.

So, old man, is there something else you're not telling us?

N-No!

I-I'm not hiding anything...!

I-I don't know anything about Goha 's deep, dark secret!

What?!

A festival of blood?

Well, I kinda like festivals—

What is going on?

I'll let you through if you defeat me in a Rush Duel.

However, if I win, then...

Kamijou-san, I'll modify you into a subordinate that will follow any and all of my orders!

Stop... Don't do this!

And I'll modify Sougetsu-san to be my personal chauffeur.

No, please stop!

Kirishima-san will be modified into my personal secretary.

No, stop, stop!

Tear him apart, Luke!

Don't need to tell me twice.

You'll definitely eat him up like a piece of cake!

I, Ushiro, am behind you.

You don't seriously think you can win against me, do you, stupid drone?

You're right, I couldn't...

If I were stupid.

Let's go!

RUSH DUEL: RUSH DUEL!

My turn, I will draw.

I summon three Shiny New Employees to hedge our risks.

What are these guys?

Like new Goha employees?

Yes, these are our golden geese, still full of hopes and dreams for the future.

I set two cards and...

End my turn!

Whether it's golden geese or silver {\i\c&HCA&\fnAthelas\bord.}angels{\i\c&H&\bord.},

I'll show you how harsh the real world is on my turn!

Draw!

I summon Dragon's Setupper, Treasure Dragon, and Sylphydra!

Then I sacrifice Dragon's Setupper and Treasure Dragon...

To tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: Now,

Chuu Luke: within my galaxy,

Chuu Luke: the seven supernovas

Chuu Luke: gamma-ray burst!

Chuu Luke: Even if you tell me to stop, it's too late!

Chuu Luke: Even if you tell me to stop, it's too late!

Chuu Luke: There's a reason I said it twice.

Chuu Luke: Now, come out!

Chuu Luke: Dragias the Striking Dragon!

I send the top card of my deck to the grave and...

Chuu Luke: Gias Charge!

Now Dragias can att*ck twice this turn!

Heh.

I set a card.

Let's go!

Dragias att*cks Shiny New Employee!

Chuu Luke: Striking Light b*llet of expl*sive Supremacy!

And now, I pay a LP bribe to activate Battle Demotion!

Its effect demotes Dragias... no, switches it to defense.

In an unexpected demotion,

Dragias was switched from the well-funded att*ck Division to the understaffed and underfunded Defense Division!

Battle Demotion now goes to the grave.

Then I'll just have Sylphydra lecture that other new hire properly as his senior!

Once again, I pay a bribe of LP to activate the trap, att*ck Salary Cut.

Sylphydra is dismissed effective immediately.

Its ATK salary's been cut!

Also, both monsters of our departments will not be destroyed in battle.

What a detailed business pitch!

I end my turn.

Kaizo really managed to b*at Luke back?!

Actually, where did he get those Goha employee-like monsters?

I will tell you how.

A few days ago, I had enough of you people and went to visit Maximum Mountain.

I heard that Tiger-san was training there.

So I told her everything that had happened to get her to b*at you all up!

Then...

Longing, longing, a man's romance...

The longing of men... detected!

The previously modified me who had been made to seek out a man's dreams was drawn into the mines.

And there...

The romanticisms of men: peak levels!

Huh??

It was around the time that the news about Princess G's sudden retirement was circulating.

I got a reservation for people.

Now that we're all here...

Let us begin.

My comrades of Goha .

We have worked our heart and souls for Goha Corporation, up until we turned and could retire.

In the end, I could not help but wonder if we were but faceless employees to the company.

No!

It is an undeniable fact that each and every one of us was a proud employee of Goha.

Then as a sign of this,

Should we not launch a final firework that symbolizes our graduation from the youths of Goha and retire with our heads held high?

Hm?

Gyoza?

We're the same age.

Make sure to make it a huge fireworks display...!

Mhm!

What do they mean by "final firework"?

I'm not quite sure of that myself...

The plan you all are trying to accomplish is such a magnificient dream!

Your dreams of revenge are just as touching as our fireworks!

Comrade!

Then the deck you're using now...!

It is a mark of promise with my comrades.

And this dapper body as well!

In order the repay the kindness my comrades have shown me, I will definitely modify you!

My turn, draw!

I use two Shiny New Employees as a stepping stone and...

Tribute summon!

Kaizo: Eternal overtime.

Kaizo: Unpaid wages.

Kaizo: Disposable employees!

Kaizo: I'll push onward on the red carpet of harassment and refuse to comply with company policy!

Kaizo: Shining Black Corporate King Arktalk the Corrupt's inauguration!

You've stolen a new employee's credit for their work and became a corrupt president?!

Now I send a monster from my hand to the grave to activate Shining Black Corporate King Arktalk the Corrupt's effect!

Kaizo: Employee Resource Domination!

Its effect sets Battle Demotion and att*ck Salary Cut onto my field again!

Battle Demotion and att*ck Salary Cut again?!

It's like a make-your-own-sushi party!

Then, Deadly Business Card Exchange.

Its effect destroys a monster on your field!

What?!

And then, and then!

When a monster is destroyed by this spell,

I can special summon a level or lower Machine-type from my graveyard.

Come in on your off day, Corporate Warrior Shine Black!

Then I'll use the last Shiny New Employee as...

A tribute for success!

It's the black-hearted middle management that will devour all the new employees in order to succeed!

Oh! It's almost midnight already.

I'll drink a bottle of...

The spell, Strength Enhancer Strong Z!

Its effect gives me LP per level of a monster I select.

ALRIGHT!!!

Shining Black Corporate King Arktalk the Corrupt terminates Sylphydra's contract!

Ugh...!

Corporate Warrior Shine Black direct att*cks with overtime!

Ngh!

If he continues doing overtime...!

We'll be forcibly modified?!

Right before the last train of the night, my other Corporate Warrior Shine Black gives you...

Double overtime!

At this moment, I activate Dragon's Tenacity!

Luke!

I choose one Dragon-type in my grave and decrease your ATK by per level of that dragon!

What?!

Aaaaggh!

He's hanging on by a thread...

I end my turn.

Impressive, Kamijou-san.

But no matter how much you kick and flail, it's useless.

Just as we salarymen are cogs in the wheels of a corporation,

you too are just another cog in the wheel of society!

What did you say?!

Huh?

What.

I...

I...

I...!

I really hate cogs and gears!

My turn, draw!

I summon Dragon's Upsetter.

With its effect I special summon Dragon's Setupper from my grave!

Now he has two monsters.

But Upsetter's effect makes it so Luke-kun can't att*ck level or lower monsters this turn!

Heh.

I sacrifice the two of them to tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: "Hedging risk with demotions and salary reductions...

Chuu Luke: Compliance with harrassment policies."

I have no idea what that means, but...

I know the source of your power!

Chuu Luke: Rampage to infinity!

Chuu Luke: Stock Buster the Terrorstriking Dragon!

N-N-No matter how much you resist, you only have LP left.

More than enough!

Hah?!

If your field has or more cards,

I can send a card from my hand to the grave to activate Stock Buster the Terrorstriking Dragon's effect!

Chuu Luke: Crush and Depression!

With three monsters and two set cards, he's got five.

All your level and lower monsters lose ATK.

He's completely crashed their ATK stocks!

And then!

I summon Palm-Sized Drago!

I switch it to defense to activate Dragonic Play!

Its effect brings back Treasure Dragon!

What?!

Then!

Treasure Dragon's effect lets me draw one.

I sacrifice them both.

Chuu Luke: Concordant! Befitting! Poetic justice!

Chuu Luke: Now is the time to appear!

Chuu Luke: The gallant dragon warrior!

Chuu Luke: Dragonic Slayer!

What?!

By resonating with another Dragon-type, it can destroy one spell or trap on your field!

Chuu Luke: Resonance Roar!

Eeek!

My best card is a demotion...!

If he just chooses the pay cut, then...

The card I will destroy...

Is...

This one!

Battle Demotion?!

As expected of Luke!

Dragonic Slayer att*cks Corporate Warrior Shine Black!

Aaahhh!

Looks like the stupid one was you after all.

Stock Buster the Terrorstriking Dragon att*cks Shining Black Corporate King Arktalk the Corrupt!

Chuu Luke: Bankrupting Fire Strike!

Aaaahh!

Behind the facade of the tournament...

We didn't realize something so bad was happening.

In order to find out the truth, Roa teamed up with Yuuga to investigate.

But I think he really wanted to enter with you guys all along.

If all he wanted to know about was Otes, then he wouldn't have had to team up with you at all.

You really understand how Roa feels, huh?

As someone who wanted to team up with Yuuga the most.

Huh?

W-Well...

Ah!

That meatball is—!

Stop right there, Kaizo!

Ack.

Chuu Luke: Luke Devil!

Now, where did Yuuga say he put that switch?

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Now, where did Yuuga say he put that switch?

Huh?

Ugh!

This is why I hate elementary schoolers!

With this, it's all sorted.

Yes!

Hang on!

Fight me, Asacchi.

Hey!

Listen to this!

Confession switch, on!

Confession mode activated.

Comrade!

The goal of Goha is to take over the main duel server that contains all the data on dueling, including Rush Duels,

and use it to take over Goha and then the dueling world.

Said server is apparently located deep within Maximum Mountain.

In other words...

Right here!

Title: Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

Title: Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

A towering school building

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

The six Pleiades raining down

( "")

If in tough or perplexing times

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

Come here and it'll be alright, your future will be bright

Because that light we keep in our chests

is always

! It's !

If it comes to learning, then it's !

It's ! It's !

No matter what, we'll always meet there

Any time of day at Goha th Elementary

Rush Duel Presentation Challenge!

Double Talk: Yay!

Today's presenter is Yashiro-kun, who has seconds.

Now presentation... Start!

Alright, my favorite card this time is Ancient Arise Dragon!

Double Talk: Cool!

Double Talk: How cool!

Isn't it pretty?

Double Talk: It is!

I like pretty things. It also has a great effect!

You can send to your grave... (gibberish) It's amazing!

Double Talk: What was that? lol

Okay, that's it!

It's a strong card when you know how to use it.

Everyone should try it too.